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  • Prince Music In Commercials / Celeb Personalized Videos. 09/20/18. 7:00am
    First on today's replay show they played a segment where Howard talked about Prince's music being used in a commercial and about celebrity personalized videos. Here's my rundown:

    Tan Mom's Farewell And Prince's Family Sell Out. 09/18/18. 9:40am
    After the break Howard came right back and said tomorrow they have Tan Mom coming in for her farewell performance. He said she's moving to Florida. He said it should be shocking and heart warming. He said it'll be an emotional roller coaster. He said he suggested you do not miss it.

    Howard said Tan Mom is going to say goodbye to them tomorrow. Fred played some clips of Tan Mom saying some wacky stuff.

    Howard said he sees that Prince's estate ended up going to his brothers and sisters. He said he read that they all ended up with it. Howard said he thinks now they're running it and he can see they really understood Prince. Robin asked if it really matters. Howard said he sees that they sold ''Lets go Crazy'' to Capital One. Howard said they really understood the guy. Howard said he thinks people know how he thinks and they wouldn't do that to him. Howard asked if Prince wanted his stuff to be in a commercial. Robin said no. She said he was very protective of his music. Howard played the Capital One commercial that they played during the Emmys last night with the Prince song. Howard laughed as it played.

    Howard said he thought about how that's exactly what Prince wanted. Robin said they're trying to figure out how to make every bit of money they can. Robin said you have to think about all of the money that Prince spent. She said it's like the Michael Jackson story. She said Prince was much easier to manage.

    Howard said he thinks Prince would have been more of a Wells Fargo kind of guy. Robin said they're talking about a credit card and talking about going crazy. Howard said that's right. He said build up a lot of debt and see what happens. Howard said he didn't even know it was a credit card. Gary said he has it. He said you can use the points you build up for anything. He said it's kind of Prince's fault for not leaving someone in charge. Howard said he should have left him in charge. He said he seems to care more than his own family does.

    Gary said he used his Capital One points to go on a vacation recently. He said he used the ''points eraser'' feature.

    Howard said Prince had all kinds of rules in his life. He said he didn't want people even covering his songs. He said now he's dead and 3 weeks later they're using his music in a credit card commercial. He said Prince was all about this high and mighty shit and now Capital One owns his music.

    Robin said the thing is that his family didn't know him. She said they had to go through a whole process of weeding people out to figure out who his family really was. Robin said they had to do DNA tests. Howard said he thought they were playing a Prince song to remind people of his death but then it was a commercial.

    Howard said that's the wrong message for a credit card. Robin said she agrees. He said that they're telling people to go crazy with their card. Howard made up more things they could sell songs for.

    Celebrity Greeting Video More Or Less Game. 09/18/18. 9:50am
    Howard looked for more stuff to talk about. He went through the list of things he had talked about already. Robin said if you want your stuff taken care of make sure you tell someone. Howard said Robin has a will, right? Robin said she does.

    Howard took a call from a guy who said he had the same surgery that Erik had in July. He said they close off about 85 percent of your stomach. He said if Erik is eating 10 falafel then he's stretching it out and he's on his way back to 400 pounds. Howard said it's so screwed up. He said he's not sure if he learned his lesson. He said they tried to teach him. He let the caller go after he said he can barely eat a slice of pizza himself.

    Howard said he has a little quiz to go through. He said he's never had to go through this site called Cameo where celebrities sell personalized videos to fans. He said High Pitch Erik has been doing that for years. He said he does that. Robin said she had no idea. Howard said he was browsing the videos and they're not doing anything different than Erik is.

    Howard said he's going to name a celebrity and play the video greeting and Robin has to guess if it costs $100 or less.

    Howard played a Perez Hilton video and asked Robin what she thinks that cost. Robin said less than $100. Howard said she's right. He said that it was $25.25.

    Howard said you can get one from Kathy Griffin. He played one of her videos. Howard asked Robin what she thinks that would cost. Robin said less than $100. Howard said Kathy charges $500 for that so Robin is wrong.

    Howard said he's so glad he's not on this site doing this. He asked if Kathy really has to do this stuff. Robin said he doesn't know her financial situation. Howard said maybe she had a downturn in her income.

    Howard said Lance Bass can do videos for your kids. He played an example of one of his videos. Howard asked Robin what she thinks it cost. Robin said more than. Howard said he charges $150. She's right.

    Howard said you can get a video message from Bam Margera. He said he didn't put much effort into his. Howard played his clip and asked Robin what that cost. Robin guessed it was less than 100. Howard said it was 40 bucks. Robin said he put about that much effort into it. Howard said for 40 bucks he'd put up with that.

    Howard asked Robin if she wants to get into this business. Robin said it seems pretty lucrative. She said she might.

    Howard said Marla Maples will do a message for you. He played a clip of her doing one of these messages. Howard asked Robin if that was more or less than $100. Robin said that has to be less than. Howard said she's right. It was $93. He said he's not sure how they came to that amount.

    Howard said Tommy Lee does videos. Robin asked if it's the real Tommy Lee. Howard said it is. He said he did this one with a chick by the pool. He had his kid there saying something too. Howard asked Robin if it was more or less than $100. Robin said more. Howard said it was $250.

    Howard said Carmen Electra will make them. He played an example. He asked Robin if it was more or less than $100. Robin said it's got to be less. Howard said it's $100 on the nose.

    Howard said High Pitch Erik makes them. He played an example of him wishing someone a happy birthday. Robin said that has to be less than 100. Howard said it was $75.

    Howard said Fred the Elephant Boy is on there but no one has bought one yet. Howard said he has an example up there but he hasn't sold one yet. He played the example. He said you'd think that would go like hotcakes. Robin said he should be paying you. Howard said it's $100 on the nose for one of those. Howard said it's not easy making those work.

    Howard said that guy Balls who calls in is even on there. He played an example of his message. Howard asked what Robin thinks he charges. Robin said it has to be less than 100 .Howard said it's another $100 on the nose.

    Gary said Shuli was telling him that Erik used to do this in the past on his own and he'd ask people for some place to live with all of the email addresses he collected. He said that's the way he gets his rent.

    Howard had Shuli come in to explain that. Shuli came in and said that Erik has been living in a new place for 5-6 months and it's on the beach. He said that it's beautiful. He said it's unbelievable. He said he had an apartment that had a toilet in the bedroom. He got thrown out of that place because of the web cam stuff. He said Erik moved to this new place and the guy bounced a check right out of the gate. He said that he has to move again now. Howard said the guy had to have put a down payment or something. Shuli said he got infuriated seeing where he's living.

    Shuli said Erik sent out a email blast asking people if they have anywhere for him to live. Howard said he hopes that he finds something. He did a live commercial read and went to break after that.

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  • Kavanaugh Controversy / Julie Chen Moonves Puppet / Bobo Rewards Report. 09/20/18. 7:30am
    Next on today's replay show they played a segment where Howard talked about the Judge Kavanaugh controversy, Julie Chen and Bobo. Here's my rundown:

    Howard Takes More Calls. 09/17/18. 8:30am
    After the break Howard came right back and said he is Howard Stern Moonves back with you. He took a call from a guy who said he wants to talk about Brett Kavanaugh who is another Les Moonves. He said that he's accused of raping a classmate or something. Howard said no, he's wrong about that. Howard said first of all Sarah Huckabee Sanders is now Sarah Huckabee Moonves. The caller said the ironic thing about this is that Brett worked for Ken Starr. Howard said he's all over the place with this.

    Howard said this Brett Kavanaugh is accused by a classmate from high school where she says she was attacked by Brett. He said this is a serious accusation. He said she felt it was an attempted rape. Robin said she felt she could have died because he had his hand over her mouth allegedly.

    Howard said that this is a guy who could be on the Supreme Court. He said it's probably the most important job in the country. He said that it's a very important job. He said that it's a job for life too. He said the last time this happened was with Anita Hill. He said they treated her horribly. He said they had Arlen Spector on the show and he told him how he didn't like how he treated her. Howard said they treated her like she was a criminal. He said she did come forward and testified. Howard said they attacked her over her accusations. He said it was a fiasco. He said she did testify in front of congress.

    The caller said that this woman says she will testify too. Howard said he's trying to get there Sam. He said he should think like him. He said he's right. He said this woman was anonymous and she told Senator Feinstein that. He said long story short this woman in 2012 had suppressed this. He said that she was in a therapy session with her husband and it all came out. He said she felt like she was going to come forward. He said she's a credible woman. He said she wasn't going to come forward but this is a guy who is up to be on the Supreme Court. Howard said this is a serious accusation and it deserves to be heard.

    Howard asked Sam what he was doing there. He had some odd noises on the phone. Sam said he's driving to work. Howard said it sounds like goblins and he's Van Helsing chasing down vampires. He hung up on the guy after that.

    Howard said now you say that the democrats are stalling and all of that. He said that's all nonsense. He said this isn't' the end of the world. He said this woman needs to testify in front of congress. He said it's important to hear her. He said if this is true then the guy has a serious fucking problem. He said he's not saying he's guilty but this woman didn't just come out of the woodwork. He said this came out in 2012. He said that they need to hear her out.

    Howard said this is too important a position to give to just anyone without hearing out this story. He said that they can get some other conservative in there if this guy doesn't work out. He said this is a serious enough accusation to hear it out. Robin said stop arguing about the timing. She said it's the seriousness of the situation.

    Howard said Senator Al Franken left the senate and this kind of stuff is serious. He said they can't have this kind of thing hanging over someone's head. He said they have to have a hearing.

    Howard said the way Anita Hill was treated was awful. He said she was made to look like a criminal. He said she came forward anyway. Howard said one friend of his told him that maybe it didn't even happen the way she says it did. Howard said they have to hear her out. He said let's hear it. He said it's important enough to hear it out.

    Howard asked JD what he thinks about Julie Chen since he's a big Big Brother fan. JD said he thought it was funny. He said she's never done this before. He said it came out of nowhere. He said he doesn't know. Howard said he loves talking to JD. He said that JD just thought it was funny. JD said he doesn't have any deep thoughts about it. Howard asked JD what the message is there. JD said he thinks she's standing by her man and showing support. JD said maybe she's giving an F-you to Shari Redstone who runs the network. Howard played a song parody about JD's mumbling. Howard said that was sent in by Eli Braden.

    Howard said he was about to use the Julie puppet and it's ripped already. He said that they must be buying them from China.

    Howard took a call from a guy who said he's been listening since he was 17 and he's 55 now. He said he's so happy that he is ripping this guy a new asshole. He said keep fucking with him as long as he needs to. Howard said he could do 2 minutes of puppet. He said he'll do it now.

    Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said she's Mariann Moonves. She said that she was obsessed with this all weekend too. She told Howard that Simon Cowell got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. She said all of these men who are doing this stuff to women are getting attention. Howard said that Mariann turns 60 today. He said she has a lot of energy for a 60 year old. Howard hung up on her and played a song parody about her.

    Howard went into his Julie Puppet character and said he's doing this for the app. He said they need something to put up on the app. He had her saying she's Julie Chen Boston Bomber Moonves. Howard changed that to Julie Chen Ailes O'Reilly Moonves. He said she's taking on the names of people. Robin said she's taking on the names of people who have been accused but not tried. Howard had Julie Puppet saying her name is Julie Chen Genghis Khan Satan Moonves. Robin said that she can get behind anybody.

    Howard had Les Puppet come in to thank Julie for backing him up. Robin asked Julie Puppet what she has to say to women who were harassed on their job. Howard had Julie Puppet saying she is Julie Chen Sandusky Moonves. She had other last names of people who were accused of things like that. He had her saying she's Julie Chen The Jews Run The Banks Moonves. He said she was also Julie Chen All Women Are Sluts Moonves. Howard said he's going to end this after 2 minutes because he wanted to put this on the app. Robin had another question for Julie Puppet though. She asked if Les ever approached her wearing nothing and trying to kiss her. Julie Puppet said she's Julie Chen Mengela Quivers Moonves. Howard explained that no one knows what the fuck he's doing there.

    Howard said goodbye with his Julie Puppet. He had more last names for her to throw in though. He had Julie Chen Robin's Dad Moonves and more. Julie Puppet said that's all you'll ever hear from her. Robin asked what friends they went out to Nobu with. Howard said that was Kim Jong Un apparently.

    Bobo Stories With Shuli. 09/17/18. 8:55am
    Howard took a call from Bobo who asked if he caught Norm on The View. He said he looked shell shocked and kept popping Tic Tacs. Howard said he got a lot of email about Norm being on their show. He said that people were happy about that. He said Norm did say something that got him in trouble. He said he said that you'd have to have Down syndrome not to know something was funny. Robin said she was hoping they didn't catch that but they did. Robin said he went on The View and he had the experience where he had to keep saying he was sorry. Bobo said it's a regular apology tour now.

    Howard said Norm was on for two hours the other day and it was a good appearance. Bobo said it was great. Robin said they beat up Norm and then said he has a new show. Howard read through some of the mail they got about Norm being on the show last week.

    Robin said they try to put the blame on Howard when someone screws up on the show. Robin said they were asking if Howard creates an atmosphere. Robin said Howard isn't responsible for what people say.

    Howard said Bobo said collaborate. He said you have to hear this. He played a clip of Bobo saying that word and saying it instead of corroborate. Bobo said he was trying to say ''back up.'' Howard asked what he should have said. Bobo said he forgets the right word. Howard told him it was corroborate. Howard said Bobo loves him so much that they did this thing and Bobo hates everything he hates. He said Bobo makes it his own though. Howard said they pulled out different conversations where Bobo says he hates things that he hates. He played a few clips of Bobo repeating what he has said he hates. Howard said Bobo probably heard him use that word corroborate and he tried to use it.

    Howard hung up on Bobo after he got into something that wasn't on topic. He played a song parody about Bobo.

    Howard said that Shuli is there now. Shuli said he ran up to get his paperwork. He said there is so much shit about Bobo. He said he was contacted by so many people from his industry. He said that he can tell him that the percentage of awards that he has is completely different. Howard said Shuli has done some investigating and he learned a lot. Shuli said that back in the day if you suggested something in the post office you got a certificate for it and a cash prize. Howard said some of his awards were from making a suggestion. Shuli said that's right. He said he could do this now if he wants. Howard said Shuli is their Ronan Farrow. He said he's uncovering things.

    Howard told the guys to get Bobo back on the phone. Shuli said he has a binder ready for Howard and he wants him to have it. He said he wants to do it right. He said he doesn't want to half ass this. He said they should wait.

    Howard asked what Bobo claims he has won. Shuli said he claims to have won 60 awards. Howard had Bobo back on the phone. Bobo said that they keep bringing up this home made award but it was something he just designed. Howard said that's home made. Bobo said he designed it himself but it was a real award. Shuli said he made it look like an award. Howard said he sent it in as an award he won. Bobo said he did not. He said he explained that it was something he made. Bobo said it was not an award. He said it was something he made. Howard said it's like the 9/11 jacket. He said it's something you just assume was there for a reason and it was real. He said it wasn't a real award. Howard said that award is not an award. Bobo said it was something he made. He said if it's an award it says it's an award.

    Howard said when you have 60 things on your wall then you assume that everything there is an award. Shuli said there are things there that have no name on it. Bobo said he explained that to him. He said he got the trend setter award. He said that's a really good award. Howard asked if he has any friends. Bobo said he has lots of friends. He said the people who work with him know him. Bobo said his partner Mike said that you had to walk on water to pass his road test. He said that's how good he was. Howard said that's why the students would stick gum in his wig.

    Shuli said he asked him to send pictures of his awards and he sent pictures of himself. He said there were no awards.

    Howard asked about the certificates that were given out to Bobo. Shuli said they would give certificates for making suggestions at the post office. He said that a lot of them were printed on sight at the post office. He said they were making it in the back and handing it to him. Bobo said you get it like a month later. Howard said he shows up to work every day and gets an award.

    Bobo said he had an idea to put up a mirror so the truckers could see if they have brake lights. He said that was a great idea. Shuli said that he was told that the stuff he suggests is a complete waste of time and the post office has to be efficient. Shuli asked if it's true that he had a suggestion to have reflective stop signs. Bobo said that he should have patented that idea. He said he sees them all over the place now.

    Howard said imagine how demoralizing it is to have someone suggest putting a speed bump in the parking lot and they get a certificate for that. Howard goofed on Bobo about the ideas that Bobo was coming up with.

    Bobo said they had these shoring bars in the trailers and he had an idea for that. Howard cut him off and said he's zoned out already 2 seconds in. He said he can't tell a story.

    Howard asked when you say that this is a bullshit award. Robin said she's not sure why they did this when it was just a suggestion box. Howard said a lot of post office workers need that kind of thing to make them feel useful.

    Howard asked what the shittiest award is that he found. Shuli said he found the million mile driver award. He said the way it's presented to you is if you drive over a million miles at the post office then you get this. He said no one keeps track of your miles. He said if you work there 30 years you get this plaque. He said that Bobo doesn't know how many miles he actually drove. Bobo said that was with an 18 wheeler and it wasn't with a car. Howard said he's not sure why he's in an 18 wheeler. Shuli said he had his license for that.

    Howard took a call from a guy who said he works at the post office and he was in the sales department and they give out these awards like candy. He said they give them out to everyone and they're meaningless. Howard asked if they give them out to anyone. The caller said that's the way it goes.

    Bobo said he got an achievement award for an accident he was in. Shuli said Bobo was teaching this guy and he got nervous and stopped on the tracks. He said Bobo told him to drive through the gates and they broke them. Shuli said the train stopped at the station so he wasn't going to get hit. He said he didn't have an accident. He said he never would have had an accident. Bobo said he took four days off for that.

    The caller asked if he ever got the Ben Franklin award. He said he got that and the prize was $10,000. He said that was for uncovering fraud. Bobo said he never got that one.

    Shuli said he just gave Howard a picture of an award for the most patriotic worker. He said that Bobo got savings bonds and they gave him an award for that. Bobo said he got people to sign up for that so that's why he got the award. Howard said he got the award for spending his own money on savings bonds.

    Gary asked how many miles a day Bobo drove a day. Bobo said he doesn't know. Gary said he would have had to drive 132 miles a day 5 days a week for 30 years to get that million miles. Bobo said he was the king of overtime.

    Bobo said they have everything in print there. He said he has his friends to back him up too. Howard had Bobo Drops on the phone to tell them about all of his awards. The guys had him reading off his awards. They had a ton of things that Bobo had bragged about on the show before. The guys kept playing clips after Howard said goodbye.

    Howard said not all heroes wear capes. Howard asked real Bobo to speak to fake Bobo. Bobo said hi and the guys played clips of him responding to himself.

    Howard said Ronnie went to one of his classes and he couldn't wait to get out of there. Shuli said Brian Phelan went too. Howard said he's getting reports about this and Bobo had about 60 awards and one of them was something Bobo put together himself. He said that's stolen valor or phony valor.

    Howard cut himself off saying that he has a guy on the phone with an award for Bobo. The caller, Mark, said he should present him with the worst caller of all time in all radio. Howard said that's a good suggestion and he'll give Mark an award for that suggestion. He told Gary to send him an awards and send Bobo that worst caller award for worst caller on all radio of all time.

    Howard asked Bobo if he knows all of his awards are a joke. Bobo said he got those awards and they're meaningful. Howard said they mean nothing just like that other postal worker said they are. Shuli said his passion for this show was that lifestyle before this show. He said anything he got was a big deal. Howard asked if they give an award for having the most awards. Bobo said no.

    Howard took a call from a guy who said the job is the worst job known to man. He said the only person who gets an award is someone who is a suck ass. He said Bobo is full of shit. The caller said he was a letter carrier. He said the guy who was the vehicle operations manager is a kiss ass. He said that's who Bobo is. He said that the job was awful. Shuli said he believes this guy because every postal worker talks like that. He said they all say you had to be a brown noser to get those awards. Howard asked if they just do it to get the kids going like in kindergarten. The caller said it's more like nursery school.

    Bobo said these guys hated them because they had air conditioning in their trucks. The caller said the highlight of his day was getting robbed at gun point. Howard let that guy go a short time later.

    Howard had a caller who claimed to be the head of the postal service to give Bobo an award. He gave Bobo the award of the September 17, 2018. It's just for being alive on this day. He said he'll have to get it today or he'll get the Tuesday, September 18th award. He said this is a little more prestigious than the ''You have skin and teeth'' award. Howard had Bobo make an acceptance speech. Bobo said he'll put it up and prominently display it on his wall. The guys goofed on him about the way he tried to say prominently. Then Bobo got an award for saying words.

    Howard took a call from a guy who said that he ran into Bobo at a flea market and he was selling pictures of guys on the show. Shuli said he doesn't think that's right because he's done an investigation about that. Bobo said he doesn't sell anything. He said he give stuff away. Shuli said that's not true because he sold the tickle chair.

    Bobo said he has to thank Shuli for doing all of this work. Howard said he's doing all of this work to discredit Bobo's awards. Bobo said he's doing a lot of work though. Shuli said he's been speaking to a lot of people in relation to this story.

    Howard let Shuli go and hung up on Bobo. Howard said that they have to give awards to everyone there for making suggestions. Robins said Bobo was the only one putting suggestions in. Howard played a ''Worst Caller of All Time'' award bit about Bobo. They went to break after that.

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  • High Pitch Erik Update. 09/20/18. 8:40am
    Next on today's replay show they played a segment where Howard got an update on High Pitch Erik and his weight loss. Here's my rundown:

    Email And A High Pitch Erik Update. 09/17/18. 10:00am
    After the break Howard came right back and said they have the news coming up with Robin Ophelia Quivers Moonves. He said he got a lot of email about Norm Macdonald and other things on the show. He said that he got a lot of reaction to the puppets. He said they got some email about Robin shitting her pants incident anniversary. Howard read through some of those emails where people told similar stories. People were saying Robin handled that with class.

    Howard read some email about how Robin is saying the word ''water'' as ''warter.'' Howard said he doesn't hear that. Robin said it just fine when he asked her to say it.

    Howard had some email about Brent on the show. He said that someone said they like Bobo better than Brent. Howard said there are a few people with negative Brent comments.

    Howard said people were upset with the woman who called in to talk about her date with JD. Howard had a few that he read through about that woman.

    Howard said someone wrote in about his Pat Robertson bit they did. Howard said that some people were upset with High Pitch Erik for getting a medical marijuana card. He read one where someone said they feel he's going to gain his weight back. Howard had Erik on the phone so he talked to him about that. Erik said he hasn't gained any weight back. He said he's lost like 100 pounds. Erik said he called Shuli last night and he was so out of it. He said he was in another world. Howard said he somehow gets that medical marijuana. Howard asked if he has decreased the amount of medications he's on. Erik said he is off his blood pressure and diabetic medications.

    Erik said he wanted to give that head injury guy a tip. He said his tip would have been to go on Amazon and buy jewelry for his girlfriend. Howard said that's a typical thing. Erik said he could put her name on it and she'll love it. Howard said Erik is thinking. He said he needs a girlfriend or a weatherman or something.

    Erik said that Mariann's birthday is today and he said to her that even though she's 60 he wants to fuck Howard more than her because he loves Howard more. Howard said what a fucking charming guy. Erik said Howard is more attractive. Howard said what a nice thing to tell Mariann.

    Howard asked if Erik just competed in a falafel eating contest. Erik said he did that a few weeks ago. He said he only had 10 of them. Howard asked what they are. Robin said it's like a meatball but it's not meat. Howard asked how he eats 10 if his stomach is stapled. Erik said it was only 10.

    Gary said there's something going on with him. He said his weight was plummeting but it's been at 287 for like a month now. Howard asked how big it is. Erik said it's like the size of a meatball. He said the winner ate like 50-60. Howard asked why he would enter. Gary said he ate 10 falafel and a bunch of other things like a chocolate vegan shake. Howard asked if he popped his staples. Erik said he had a healthy lunch after that. Howard said he thought he was following his diet.

    Howard said he ate all of that food and then had lunch. Erik said he didn't have lunch that day. He said that this was a few weeks ago. Gary said he claims he didn't have fast food but a listener saw him in Burger King. Erik said that was in April. He said that was when he moved to this apartment. He said it was right down the block.

    Gary asked what he had at burger King. Erik said he had two fish sandwiches and a chocolate shake. Gary said he had a value meal which was also onion rings and a drink. Howard said he's going to be fat again. Erik said he's not.

    Howard asked what happened to drinking a lot of water. Erik said he's still doing that. He said the vegan shake is healthy. Howard said it's all calories. He said the vegan shake doesn't have sugar. He said it has soy milk. He said it has no artificial flavoring in it. Robin said it probably has bananas in it. Erik said he's not sure what it has.

    Gary said he's still 289 pounds. He said he likes how they were saying he was going to get fat again. Erik wanted to come in to get weighed. Howard said no.

    Howard said Erik's staple is on the phone. The guy was grunting saying he can't hold it anymore and there's going to be falafel everywhere. Then he exploded.

    Howard said the cookie Oreos are vegan. Howard said there is no dairy in them. He said it's fattening. He said it's a lot of calories. He said that you have to worry about that stuff. Erik asked if he's going to be off for Yom Kippur. Howard said they're going to be there. He said he's very Jewy and pro-Israel but they're not taking off. He said if he's not going to a temple then what's the point?

    Howard said as a kid he did all of the religious training but it was miserable. He said you had to sit there asking God to forgive him. He said how about someone get him out of this nightmare he's in. He said that he wanted someone to notice him or have his parents ask him how he'd doing. He said then they'd go home and his mother would be starving. He said his father would yell at her that she can't eat until Sunset. He did his mother and father's voices talking about that. He had his mom talking about how she had no mother and how she was an orphan. He said she had told him this story before. He said she'd tell him this story that he had heard before. He said that his father had no kind of life. He lived in a room with his sisters. He had no privacy. Howard had his mom telling them about how she was shipped off and had only one pair of underwear. Howard said this is what his life was.

    Robin said this seems like it was a sad life. Howard said it was a hard life. He had his mom talking about that and how he has nothing to complain about. Howard said they will be there on Wednesday. He said if he's not observing then why would he take off?

    Howard said his father had a weird accent when he'd speak Hebrew. Fred played clips of someone blowing the shofar. Howard did a live commercial read after that.

    Howard said he's not a big organized religion guy. Robin said she isn't either. Howard said he will feel guilty about it. He said he thinks that God may write down his name in a book. Robin asked if God is still using books when there are computers? Howard did more of his mother's voice talking about that God stuff. Howard said to this day he still believes it a little bit. He said that he can't handle not eating so he has to eat something.

    Howard took a call from a guy who said he loves Howard and wants him to be on radio but he should take this one off. Howard said they did for years but he feels it would be hypocritical. He said years ago he would take off and they would do stuff with the kids. He said he's not doing that anymore. He said he will be there and if you want to go not eat then do what gets you through the day. The caller told him to definitely talk to ''him'' this year. He said they're going through revelations. Howard hung up on the guy. Howard went back into his mother's voice talking about how everything is so hard. He said suffering is his heroin. He said he was going to get to some anchorman fuck ups but he'll do that tomorrow. He said he has to get to the PornHub awards too.

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  • Ronnie's Acting & Future. 09/20/18. 9:15am
    Next on today's replay show they played a segment where Howard talked to Ronnie about his acting and his future. Here's my rundown:

    Ronnie's Latest Acting Gig. 09/18/18. 8:00am
    After the break Howard came right back and asked what email that was where someone asked about a song Fred played. Fred said it was a Brandi Carlile song. Howard said the person said it was the greatest song ever and it was when Brandi Carlile was on. Howard had Fred play some of that performance. It was her performing ''Helplessly Hoping.'' Howard said this is what he should have done with his life. He said he should be singing and playing guitar like this. Robin said she should be harmonizing. Howard said they just didn't have any talent. He said Robin has talent but he doesn't.

    Howard said he knows every member of Bachelor in Paradise but not the names of the people in this band. He said that's just wrong. Howard let the song play and said they'll just enjoy this. He said this takes practice and discipline. He said they've been working at this their whole life. Howard told Fred to turn it off. He said it's making him ill.

    Howard said he once had an egg thrown at him at a bar. He said he was working in Detroit and he was forced to go out and do appearances. He said this kid who thought he was a punk threw an egg at him. He said he got the fuck out of there. He said he didn't want to be doing that stuff. He said the Program Director said they had low ratings and they had to do everything like that. He said he's not sure why they had eggs at a bar. He said they had them there to throw at people like him.

    Howard said Lady Gaga was on the show talking about being famous for being an artist and being famous for just being famous. He said an artist is a transformational thing. He said other people like the Kardashians don't do anything. He said Ronnie is famous but he's famous for driving.

    Howard said speaking of Ronnie he did this appearance on a show about a month ago. He said he's not sure if he's taking acting lessons or what but he sounds better. He said Benjy should go take lessons from this person. He said he was on ''Investigation Discovery The Perfect Murder.'' He said they must have thought it would be funny to get Ronnie into the show. Howard had him come in to set it up.

    Ronnie came in and said that someone he knew got him into the show. Howard said he's kind of subdued in the show. Ronnie said he was playing a high roller guy from Vegas. He said he was told to act like that. Howard asked if he's okay. Ronnie said that just wasn't the part. He said he was just getting into a limo with a hot chick. He said that he had cut a lot more and they cut it out. He said he wasn't yelling in that though. Howard said they must be talking to Ronald the Actor now. Ronnie said it's not.

    Howard asked how long he was on set. Ronnie said maybe an hour and a half. He said it was quick. He said he memorized lines. He said they had him in a lobby but they cut that scene out. He said the show is about true stories taken from real cases. He said they reenact the whole thing. He said they put hot chicks in it too. Howard asked if a hot chick was murdered. Ronnie said the hot chick was a limo driver. He said she was accused of murder. He said he was just a guy she picked up to take the airport. Howard said this hot chick is driving him to the airport. Ronnie said they weren't sure if she was involved in it at that point. Ronnie said he was just a customer. Howard asked if he has no fucking clue. Ronnie said he knows what happened. He said he was a character that had nothing to do with the murder. He said a lot of people saw it. He said it was on already. Howard said he wants to go home already. He said he's exhausted. Howard said he's just had it. He said he's questioning his life. He asked what he's doing there. Ronnie said he does that too. He said he questions his life at times. He said he has a plan if they do move away. He said Stephanie is a Vet Tech. He said if they move there you can open a vet hospital and you can hire a doctor to work there. He said his plan is to go there and open this hospital and he'll run the business end of it. Howard laughed. Ronnie asked why that's funny. Howard said he's just thinking about how it'll go. He said Ronnie has done fine with his business. He was still laughing at Ronnie though.

    Howard said he wants to meet the guy who went to medical school and answers to Ronnie. Ronnie said she'll be answering to Stephanie.

    Howard asked Ronnie why he thinks he can run a business. Ronnie said he has done fine. Howard said he has a security business and his only client is him. Ronnie said he had two dry cleaning business. He said he had a bread route too. He said then he had the limo business before Howard. He said that was 6 ears before Howard. Howard said Ronnie thinks he can run a hospital. Ronnie said he's not going to run it. He said he'll do the billing and stuff like that.

    Howard said Ronnie has been in a bunch of movies and TV shows now. He asked what about Mund Water or Mund steaks like Trump had. Ronnie said he wants to ''chill back.'' He said he will only have to work a few days a week. Howard said he only works a few days a week now. Robin said he has a new phrase of ''Chill Back'' that he could put on a t-shirt.

    Howard asked what's stressful in his life. Ronnie said he's just tired. Howard asked why he would open a hospital if he's stressed. Ronnie said it'll be a whole different thing there. Howard said he sees his scene as being fantastic. He said there will be chicks and strip clubs. He asked what he's going to do out there in Vegas. Ronnie said he has friends there. He said it's just a new life out there. Robin asked what's wrong with this place. Ronnie said it's just time to move on. He said that will happen in a few years probably. He said he'll come back to visit his grand kids. He said people do it all the time.

    Howard said in the hospital business you can't call people cunts. He said you have to get rid of that naked chick Twitter feed too. Ronnie said he'll get rid of it. He said he'll be in the background in the office. He said no one will even see him.

    Gary asked if he's going to be handling the correspondence and the billing. Ronnie said yes. Howard said imagine that. He and Fred were doing their Ronnie voices talking about stuff going on in the office.

    Ronnie said he's sorry this bothers everyone. Howard had Ronnie talking about having women showing their tits to get over their dog dying and stuff like that. Fred had him saying they can pay in blow jobs. Ronnie kept saying that he's sorry he has a plan.

    Howard took a call from a woman named Destiny who said that Ronnie is a good businessman. She said he knows how to leverage assets. She said he put a $20 bill into her bikini at the strip club. Ronnie said she's pretty fucking hot. Howard said Ronnie knows what he's doing. Destiny said that he wears glasses and he's a genius. She said she learned that in 8th grade. Howard spent a few minutes talking to her about Ronnie's business acumen.

    Howard said he didn't know that Ronnie was having a crisis. Ronnie said he's not. He said he just has a plan for when he leaves this place. Howard asked if he re-signs will he leave. Ronnie said he might. He said he's been thinking about it. Howard asked if this is because he's turning 69 next month and it's time to leave. Ronnie said he has been thinking about it. He said he has a young fiancee and he's not sure how many years he has left. He said he'd like to help her out and enjoy the rest of his life.

    Howard asked what his character's name was in the TV show. Ronnie said he doesn't know. He said it may have been Munt. He said he really didn't have a name. JD said he's listed as ''Paul'' on IMDB. Howard asked if that's what it was. Ronnie said they must have given him his name after he did the part. Fred said he was ''Guy with Boner.''

    Howard said Ronnie was being driven by a hot woman. Ronnie said she was very hot. He said she wasn't really friendly with anyone there. He said she was kind of snobby. Howard asked if she had a chip on her shoulder. Ronnie said he's not sure about that. Howard said he thinks that when a chick doesn't know him from the show then it's hard for him. Ronnie said he was just trying to have a conversation with her. He said he was only with her for 15 minutes. He said she had a mini skirt on.

    Howard asked if he rehearsed with her. Ronnie said he did in the car. Ronnie said that Joe the Cop plays a bartender in the show. Howard asked what kind of production this is. Ronnie said they just get people to play the parts. He said Joe was actually really good. Howard said Ronnie is rating people now. Ronnie said Joe has been playing a lot of parts in those kind of shows. He said that's how he came to get the part.

    Howard said that Joe told him that Ronnie is his best friend. Ronnie said he knows. He said he calls him his adopted brother. Howard said that rocked him when he told him that. Howard said he did say that Ronnie is a good dude. He said then Joe told him about losing all of his weight. Ronnie said when you see him in the shows he's not thin yet. Howard asked if Joe is his best friend too. Ronnie said he doesn't see him all that much but he is his best friend. He said you can always count on the guy. Howard said Joe is his best friend too. He said he sees him rarely and he never lets him down.

    Howard said that Ronnie should consider him his best friend. He asked who has treated him better than he has. Ronnie said he does think he's his friend. Howard said Ronnie said he never sees Joe. Ronnie said he never sees Howard either. Howard asked Ronnie to pick between the two of them if they were on a boat and he could only save one. Ronnie said that Joe is big enough to float. He said he'd save Howard because he can't float. Howard asked him to be serious. Ronnie was going to pick Joe so Howard said he should fire everyone. He said he should save him. He said he'd have to pick him over Stephanie too. He said he'll get him another woman even hotter.

    Howard said he loves Joe and he's a good dude. He said he should save him though. He said Fred would let his whole family drown over him. He said he's the most loyal guy there. He said that these guys here don't think of him to save. He said he doesn't even question it. Howard said he's disgusted with Ronnie. Howard said Gary would save Mary and his kids over him. Ronnie said ''drownding'' so Howard goofed on him about that.

    Howard said he should play this clip. He said Ronnie's acting was passable in this. He said they're in a limo and this hot chick is driving. Howard played the clip of Ronnie doing his thing. Howard said he might be better than the chick in the scene. He said he was good. Ronnie said he had to say his line a bunch of times. He said he tried different styles. Robin asked how many ways he saw his character. Ronnie asked what she's talking about. Howard said congratulations to him over that. He did a live commercial read and went to break after that.

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  • Emmys & Betty White / Julie & Les Talk / Fred Wall. 09/20/18. 9:50am
    Next on today's replay show they played a segment where Howard talked about the Emmy Awards and Betty White. He also talked about Julie Chen, Les Moonves and the Fred wall. Here's my rundown:

    Betty White Emmy Clips And Getting Old Talk. 09/18/18. 7:00am
    Howard started the show talking about starting the show before his coffee wears off. He said it's all gone about 2 commercial breaks in. He said it drains out during the live commercial reads.

    Howard said he's not into doing the show today. He said he's not sure what to talk about. He said he watched a good hour of the Emmys and they didn't even mention Les Moonves. He said it's about Television and you'd think they'd bring it up. He said they talk about the #MeToo thing but they don't bring up Les. Robin said he's still powerful in some way. she wondered where that comes from. Howard said it's like during World War II with Hitler. He said people were afraid to talk about him because they were used to it. He said they didn't make one joke about Les on the Emmys. He said he was uninvited 24 hours from the time it aired and there wasn't one joke.

    Howard said he's not sure what's going on. He doesn't care about anything. He said he's just glad he has a radio show where he can come and talk about anything. He said it's happening and the whole world is changing. He said they're not changing but they're talking about it.

    Howard said then he was reading in the paper that Julie Chen resigned from The Talk. He said then you wonder why they don't talk about this stuff on The Talk. He said he's shocked that Sharon doesn't talk about this stuff. He said that she's the one who would do that. Robin said they'd have a 50 rating if she talked like she talks in there. Howard said Julie is starting her own show called ''I don't talk about anything involving my husband.''

    Howard said he's going to do a 2 minute puppet show to put on the app. Robin said this isn't something Julie wanted to do. She wasn't envisioning not being a part of it. Howard said this is for the app so you can watch it on the app. He said he could do them after the show but he's not staying longer than he has to.

    Howard said Betty White was on the Emmys and she's finally acting her age. He said she started to talk and no one knew what she was talking about. He said they should have 50 year olds playing older people. He said when a real old person comes out and they can't talk it's depressing.

    Robin said she saw Cher on some show. She said she has a new album of Abba songs so she's out promoting it. She said that she looks like Cher. Howard said she looks good. Robin asked how she does it. She said she must have a secret. Howard said she's 70 something and she looks good. Robin said you never see her walking anywhere.

    Howard played a clip of Betty White talking. He said he loves her like everyone does. He said she used to be witty and funny. He said he keeps saying he's going to retire but he may not. He said he may keep working and he'll come in one day like this. He said the guys will all lie to him and tell him he's still funny. He said the show will be funny for a whole other reason. He said you'll barely be able to understand him. He said he used to goof on Imus and he'll become Imus. Robin said Imus didn't leave on his own.

    Howard played a clip of Betty White talking on the Emmys. She was making some joke that she kind of stumbled over. Howard said he thinks she was making sexual innuendo there. He said when you get old you lose your super powers. Robin said her voice sounds like it's going. Howard said her timbre is gone. He did his father's voice when he said that.

    Howard played more of Betty White talking and she wasn't able to get her thoughts out. Howard said she gave him hope that he could be in his 90s and be sharp as a tack. He said then she pulls this. He played more of her bit and she was sounding really old.

    Howard said she's such a sweet woman. He said that she went to prom with Ronnie. He said he hopes he's in as good a shape as she is at 90. Robin said someone was on Bill Maher this week saying that the average lifespan is 70.9 or something. Howard said his dad is 94. He said he doesn't put them on the air anymore and there's a reason why. He did his impressions of the two of them. He said his mom used to be kind of positive but not anymore. He said everything is deadly. He said when he calls he wants to hang himself after. He said he can't take it.

    Howard said he tries to be positive with his parents. He said it's tough. He said his mom is still getting up at 4 in the morning. He said she says it's not helping. He said if she got up later maybe it would be better. He said she's not into that.

    Howard said it's just about how their friends are all dying or sick. He said it's no picnic being that old. Robin said her mom lived until she was 90 and she still had all of her senses. She said her body was starting to cave in though. She said she was still aware of everything going on with her body. She said she told her she didn't think she was going to make it to 100. Robin wondered why she would want to.

    Howard said Betty White was the light at the end of the tunnel. He said then she came out last night. Howard said she did fine. He said he just got depressed. Robin said Michael Douglas is looking a lot like his dad. She said that he seems like he should sound like his dad.

    Howard's 2 Minute Puppet Show. 09/18/18. 7:20am
    Howard said he has to knock out this puppet show to get that out of the way. He asked Robin to talk to the Julie Puppet. He said he'll do this for 2 minutes. Howard did his Julie Puppet character and talked about leaving The Talk. Julie Puppet talked about them not mentioning her husband on the Emmys last night. She said that Les loved walking the red carpet and having people kiss his ring. She said that she loved it too. Julie Puppet said they didn't even watch it on TV.

    Julie Puppet made a statement about how she's standing by her man. She said her eyes have been opened and she's standing by her man. Julie Puppet said she's going to start her own show called Don't Talk. she said they just stare at each other. She said that she's going to resign from The Talk and Lisa Ling will be sworn in as the Asian anchor person. Robin thought that was news. Howard said he's making it up.

    Howard said Snoop Dogg was up there recording something for them and he heard him talking to the Julie Puppet and he thought it was him talking to some woman. Howard said he was just doing the Julie Puppet.

    Julie Puppet was talking about fucking Les and how it got her through things when she knew he was the most powerful man in TV.

    Robin asked Julie Puppet if she has had sex with Les since this started. Julie Puppet said she is Julie Chen Moonves and she stands by her husband. She said she wants to stand there to make sure he's not grabbing any women. She said she has to stand by her man even when he's old and creepy.

    Julie Puppet said she has to resign from the show or face the truth. She chose to resign. Robin asked if she will ever be able to do any other show. Julie Puppet said she will just say she's Julie Chen Moonves when she's asked about her husband.

    Robin asked how she's going to sign off when she leaves The Talk. She said she's going to sign off ''I'm Julie Chen Moonves.''

    Howard got the Les Puppet and had him talk to Robin and Julie Puppet. Howard had Julie Puppet talking about how she's leaving because the women on The Talk are all turning on her. She said that the women who are accusing Les are all liars. She said that Sharon is a traitor too. Robin asked why. Julie Puppet said that her husband used to drink. Robin said she's being a coward. Julie Puppet said she's not. Howard had Les Puppet telling Julie Puppet what to say. Julie Puppet said that all of those women wanted her husband and they all flirt with him. She said even the doctors. She said everyone. Robin asked about the assistant who was asked to give a blow job on her first day. Les Puppet told Julie Puppet what to say and had her lying for him.

    Robin asked if their son is going to school. Julie Puppet said they should go pay attn to him. Les Puppet said they'll tell him it was all lies. Julie Puppet said she's going to leave them with this question. She asked why a woman would go into her husband's office if she didn't want it. Robin said they didn't all happen in his office. Julie Puppet said if you go into an office with a man he's going to take off his pants and finger you at least. Robin said that has never happened to her. She said she's never been alone with Les though. Julie Puppet said she's standing by her man. She said it's smooth sailing from here.

    Julie Puppet asked if Robin would ever go into a man's office alone. Robin said sure. Julie Puppet called her a whore. Robin asked what happened to women sticking together. Julie Puppet said she's leaving The Talk. She said men get boners and that's how the world works. She said don't go near men if you don't want to be raped.

    Robin said she wants to go back to when Julie told her family that she was dating her husband. Les Puppet told her to come and drain his balls. Julie Puppet said she has to go do that. Julie Puppet said that they built a special internet for her parents and her son where her husband still runs CBS. She said they'll never know unless Robin tells them. Robin said that's an interesting idea. Robin asked if she minds draining her husband's balls. Julie Puppet said she's sticking by her man. Howard wrapped up the puppet show after that. He said Fred loves that. He said he's sitting over here drooling.

    Howard said not one mention of Les last night on the Emmys. He said he must feel good about that. He said one thing about Les is that if you ridicule him enough then he'll cave. He said it's the worst thing in the world for him. He said he's probably the only one doing it. Robin said they must think that he's going to make a comeback. Howard said he's banking on him never coming back.

    Howard said they went and asked black women what they think about Les Moonves. He said they asked if Julie Chen should stay with him. Howard played the clip of Sal asking women about that. Women were saying that they wouldn't stick with him. They were talking about how they'd be right out of there. Howard said the white women were standing by Julie's decision. He played a clip of the women talking about how they'd stand by their man like Julie is doing.

    Howard said Larry King was out walking with his wife and he was asked what he thinks about Julie standing by her man. He said Larry was all for it. Howard said he didn't know what was going on. He said he's been married like 8 times. Robin said he found one who would stand by him. Howard played some audio of Larry being interviewed about the Julie and Les thing. Larry said that she is his wife. He said he doesn't like what happened 20 years ago with Les but she's his wife. Howard said he seems to think that if you're married to someone that you have to stand by your man. Robin said there are women who stood by their husbands when they were accused of murder. Robin said they have to go visit them in prison. Robin said there are women standing by their men for greater crimes.

    Howard said lets say that all of the accusations are false except for the doctor. He said that the guy jerked off in front of the woman. He said that would make Robin leave. Robin said she would. Howard said Beth said she would leave if he did something like that. Howard said he wouldn't blame her for leaving. He said he'd push her out the door.

    Howard said that story about the doctor is the weirdest one. He said he should be in a mental hospital. He said that's bat shit crazy. He said Les admitted to that one. He said the doctor must have wanted to get out of the business.

    Howard played more of Larry and his wife talking about the Les and Julie thing. Larry started singing ''Stand by Your Man.'' Howard said if he did something like Les did with the doctor he knows that he'd hate for someone to see his penis. Robin said she has been through something like that. she said her mom stood by her father when he molested her. She said that she told her mom and she didn't leave. She said she got upset about it. Howard asked what she told her mom. Robin said she told her when she was in her 30s. Robin said she wasn't speaking to them. Her mom wanted to know why so she told her. She said they were only on letter writing terms so she wrote it down. Robin said she told her that she was 11 years old and dad would try to have his way with her when she would go out shopping. She said her mom wrote back saying she was so angry with him. She didn't leave him though.

    Howard asked if Julie can fuck another guy. Robin said all bets are off at this point. Howard said he doesn't think she should even say that she's Julie Chen Moonves. He said that's so insulting to the victims. Robin said she wasn't Moonves before all of this but now that he's accused of all of this stuff she is.

    Howard asked Robin about her mom and dad. Robin said she knew that her mom wouldn't leave. She said that her mom did accuse her of colluding with her father. She said that they got together and kept something from her. She said that's the way her mother was thinking. She said imagine her dealing with that at the age of 11.

    Howard said Larry King is on the phone. He took the call from the guys who had audio clips of Larry saying wacky stuff. They had clips from an audio book that they had edited together. Howard said this must be a senile Larry King. He said he'll go with that premise.

    Howard said one thing about Larry is he still has timbre. He let the guys keep playing clips of Larry saying the wacky stuff. Howard said this bit took like 17 hours to edit.

    Howard took a call from a guy who said he is a staunch republican. He said he does believe that Les Moonves should be held accountable. He said that it should be held up by the law. Howard said the statute of limitations is up on all of that stuff. The caller said Les has a mental illness. Howard said if they're true he's as mental as Charles Manson. The caller said as much as he wants to play off the Julie Chen thing he thinks that he needs help. Howard said Les isn't going to go for any help. He said Julie should stand by him but the thing is that she said that Harvey Weinstein's wife should leave him. He said that's what he heard anyway. He said lets just talk about what they know. He said the whole idea of standing by your man is insulting to the 12 women who came forward. He said she should stand by her man if she wants to but if she makes a statement she should say she doesn't know the truth. He said she can stay with him and not comment on these women because they have a story to tell too.

    Robin said she thinks that what should happen in a situation like this is a couple should go see a counselor and get to the truth so you can see who you're standing by. Howard said there you go. Fred played Robin's news music. Howard said that's how you know she made a point.

    Howard said maybe tomorrow he can have a therapy session with Les Puppet and Julie Puppet. He did the voices for a minute as a preview for that.

    Howard said he's off the Les and Julie thing now. He said the Emmys should have spent more time on it. Robin said that Harvey Weinstein must have been mentioned after his thing. Howard said there must have been some jokes about him.

    The Fred Wall. 09/18/18. 7:50am
    Howard took a call from a woman who said she is enjoying the app and she likes the big blockade in front of Fred. She said that's all she can focus on. Howard said Fred is blocked like Trump's wall so he doesn't have to look at him and the faces he makes. The caller said that they should have a dartboard in there. Howard said that exists because he hardly looks at Robin or Fred. He said he wants to just hear the two of them like the audience. He said if he sees Fred doing stuff over there he gets distracted. Fred said he's like that guy at the Trump rally. Howard said he has a button where he can lower his screen. He said he has not done it once. He said maybe he should do it. Robin said lets see what happens. Howard said it goes up and down. He asked where the button is. He found it and lowered the screen. Howard said this is for the app that they can watch tonight. Howard said he hopes it works. He lowered the screen and said they should play the 2001 a Space Odyssey theme. Fred played it. Howard said he should stick his head out. Fred showed his face.

    Howard and Robin talked about how distracting Fred can be when you see him making faces and stuff. Howard said it was very hard working with Fred when he first met him. He said they didn't have this technology back then. He said he's going to put the wall back up now. It was very slow but Howard said this is what Trump wants to do with the immigrants. Howard said this was not cheap either just like the Trump wall. Howard said he may never take that screen down again. He let the caller go after that.

    Howard said when he got there in 2006 he told the company that he wanted them to become more than just audio. He said the company listened even though he wasn't the only one saying it. He said now they have done video and they're more than they used to be. He said they can now show you what's happening in the studio. Howard asked if he should take a break. Fred said absolutely. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break.

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  • Gary The Conqueror Game. 09/20/18. 10:50am
    Next on today's replay show they played a segment where Howard played a game with a caller. Here's my rundown:

    Gary The Conqueror Boy Or Girl Game. 09/17/18. 7:35am
    Howard said he has a game to play with the caller so he asked Doug if he wanted to play. Doug said he would love to play. Howard said they have a $500 prize from Tommy John. He said they're playing the Gary the Conqueror Boy or Girl Game. He said they showed pictures of celebrities to Gary and asked if they were boys or girls. Howard said Gary would say if they were a boy or a girl. Howard did they'll find out if he was able to identify them.

    Howard said Doug is going to play the game and they'll give him a test question. He said they showed a picture of Michael Jackson to Gary. He asked Doug if he thinks that he will say boy or girl. Doug said he thinks he'll say girl. Howard played Gary's answer and he said that's a girl because she has lipstick and long hair.

    Howard said they showed Gary a picture of Bruno Mars. He asked Doug what he thinks he'll say. Doug said he thinks he'll say boy. Howard played Gary's answer and he said that's a girl because of the way she looks. He insisted it was even when Wolfie told him it was a boy. Howard said he is kind of effeminate. Robin asked if he walks down the street completely confused every day.

    Howard said they showed Gary a picture of Miley Cyrus. He asked Doug what he thinks he'll say. Doug said he'll say it's a boy. Howard played Gary's answer and he said that's a girl. He was right. Doug got that one wrong. He said he has to get the next 3 right. He said he's playing like a billionaire and like he doesn't want that money.

    Howard said they showed Gary a picture of David Bowie. Howard asked Doug what he thinks Gary said. Doug asked Fred what he thinks. Howard said that's not going to help so he just has to answer. Robin said she thinks he'll say girl. Doug said he will say that's a girl. Howard played Gary's answer and he said that's a girl. Doug got that right.

    Howard said they showed Gary a picture of Justin Bieber. Doug said he thinks Gary will say that's a boy. Howard asked if he's sure about that. Doug said he's sticking with that. Howard played Gary's answer and he said that's a girl. He said you can tell from her look. Gary asked how they get all this shit. Howard said Doug technically lost but he got only one out of 4 right. He said he'll give him 2 more chances. He said he kind of misled him a little bit about Gary getting the name. He said if he gets one of the two right he'll give him the prize.

    Howard said they showed Gary a picture of George Washington. Doug said he thinks Gary will say that's a girl. Howard played Gary's answer and he said that's a boy. He said that's a president. Gary knew who that was. Howard said Doug has one more chance.

    Howard said they showed Gary a picture of Boy George. Howard told him to think like he fell down a staircase and hit his head. He said just think with your feet. Robin said she thinks that it will be girl. Doug said he thinks Gary will say that's a girl. Howard played Gary's answer and he said that's a girl because she has makeup on. Howard said Doug just won $500. Doug said he's going to use that to pay off his car and to do some stuff with his house. Howard sang him off with a song about the game. He sang about how he said they'd be having fun today.

    Howard said in the end he thought like someone who sniffs a lot of gasoline. He wrapped up with Doug and put him on hold to collect his prize. Howard went to break after that.

    Today's game was over around 11:10am.


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    MondayTuesday
    • Manly Stuff, Howard's Obsession With ''Julie Chen Moonves'' And More. 09/17/18. 7:00am
    • Howard Takes Some Calls. 09/17/18. 7:15am
    • Gary The Conqueror Boy Or Girl Game. 09/17/18. 7:35am
    • New Phony Phone Call And More Calls. 09/17/18. 8:00am
    • Howard Takes More Calls. 09/17/18. 8:30am
    • Bobo Stories With Shuli. 09/17/18. 8:55am
    • Howard's Need For Attention. 09/17/18. 9:35am
    • Speech Impediment Man's Dopey Questions And Advice For Gift Giving. 09/17/18. 9:45am
    • Email And A High Pitch Erik Update. 09/17/18. 10:00am
    • Robin's News. 09/17/18. 10:25am
    • Betty White Emmy Clips And Getting Old Talk. 09/18/18. 7:00am
    • Howard's 2 Minute Puppet Show. 09/18/18. 7:20am
    • The Fred Wall. 09/18/18. 7:50am
    • Ronnie's Latest Acting Gig. 09/18/18. 8:00am
    • Howard Plays A New Phony Phone Call. 09/18/18. 8:40am
    • Bobo Calls In With An Awful Question. 09/18/18. 8:50am
    • PornHub Awards Clips. 09/18/18. 9:00am
    • Email, Pat Robertson Clips And Looting. 09/18/18. 9:10am
    • Tan Mom's Farewell And Prince's Family Sell Out. 09/18/18. 9:40am
    • Celebrity Greeting Video More Or Less Game. 09/18/18. 9:50am
    • Comic Book Talk. 09/18/18. 10:10am
    • Robin's News. 09/18/18. 10:20am
    WednesdayThursday
    • Retirement Or No Retirement? 09/19/18. 7:00am
    • Ronnie And Stephanie's Animal Hospital. 09/19/18. 7:15am
    • A New Phony Phone Call And More. 09/19/18. 7:55am
    • Tan Mom's Farewell Performance. 09/19/18. 8:10am
    • Slash, Chris Cornell's New Song And Tom Arnold's New Show. 09/19/18. 9:20am
    • Howard Takes Some Calls. 09/19/18. 9:40am
    • Judge Kavanaugh And Julie Chen Moonves. 09/19/18. 9:45am
    • Anchorman Fuck Ups. 09/19/18. 10:10am
    • Robin's News. 09/19/18. 10:20am
    • To Be Archived Later This Friggin Week.

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