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Howard started the show talking about the room being filled with musical equipment. He said that they have Robin Thicke coming in today and he's got the longest running number one song on the charts. Howard said that they're going to do the song ''Blurred Lines'' live today. Howard said they have some interesting equipment in there. Howard said he thinks they'll have some chicks singing with them today too.
Robin said she's been listening to the lyrics and she was wondering why the woman has to be a ho. Howard said he doesn't know. Howard said Robin might have to get naked during the song so they have a naked woman signing during it.
Howard said the number 2 song on the top 5 is Miley Cyrus. Radioactive was at number 3. Howard said he was reading about them in Rolling Stone magazine. He said he hasn't given up on the magazine even though they put the Boston Bomber on the cover. Howard said it does kind of blow that they put him on there thought. Howard said number 4 was Daft Punk and number 5 was Bruno Mars.
Robin asked how old he thinks Bruno is. Howard said he figured 25. Robin said he's 28. Howard said he knew about Robin Thicke but he's been around a while too. Howard said he has been there but not with a big hit song. Robin said it's so big it got him on Oprah. Howard asked what his first hit was. Robin didn't remember.
Howard said that a bunch of record companies signed him and he wrote some songs for other people but he didn't have the big career until Blurred Lines. Howard said it was written in like an hour. Howard said it's an interesting story. He said they'll talk to him later in the show.
Howard said Radio City Music Hall looks great. He said that he had like 50 people he knew in the audience. Howard said he was reading an article about what he was doing during the show and they said he was turning to his wife and giving her the thumbs up. Howard said that's the last thing he was doing. He said he felt pressure to make sure that everyone was having a good time. Howard said he was worried about the people who were there for him. He said his friend Pat was there with his family and his daughter was there with her friends and others. Howard said there were lots of people.
Howard said what he was doing was making sure everyone was accommodated. Howard said he's a people pleaser. He said he worries too much about other people. Howard said what he was doing was making sure everyone was okay. He said his agent was there with Lloyd Braun. He said he was handing out snacks and stuff like that.
The caller said it really did look good in there. Howard said he was hit by the fact that it was a live program. He said he likes that because they can't edit out his comments. Howard said they gave him one minute at the end of the show and he had to throw it to Nick too. Howard said they gave him a minute to do that. Howard said he liked that challenge. Howard said he had to time it out and he likes that. Howard said whatever he says goes out over the air and it's not edited.
Howard let the caller go and took another call. The caller was from the Detroit area. The guy said he was in an area outside of Detroit. Howard said no one is actually from Detroit. The caller said that you have to wonder if you'll pay to see these people and that means eliminating the kids, dancers and singers. Howard said you don't. He said that the four people he wanted to go through have gone through. He said he knows what America wants. He said he's so keyed in. Howard said he picked that little girl to go through at the end because the band fucked up and did that song without emotion. Howard said that America voted the same way. Howard said that little girl is a powerhouse. Howard said that band was great but he had to pick the little girl.
The caller asked if he would pay to see the little girl. Howard said he might. He said he wouldn't pay to see the American Hit Men perform that song. Howard said the song was lacking the soul that it required. Howard said he likes those guys though. He said the lead singer is terrific.
The caller said the magician is great. Howard thought he was talking about Special Head but he was talking about Collins Key. Howard said he likes that kid. Howard said he really has to go. He didn't want to argue about the contestants.
Howard took another call from a guy who said he loved the magician. He said he liked the people who hold up the TV screens. Howard said he didn't like that act. He said they screwed up. The caller said the magician should win. Howard said they have more acts coming up on Tuesday. He said they have a lot more people to get through. The caller asked if he could get tickets. Howard said he'll see if Gary can help him out with that.
Robin asked if the comedian got through. Howard said he didn't. He said he liked his act. He said the escape artist woman didn't make it through either. Howard said she's really good but didn't get through.
Howard said the amazing thing about doing the show is that Mariann from Brooklyn is everywhere. Howard said they gave her tickets to every show and she's everywhere. He said she's on the press line and then in the theater up and down the aisles. Howard said they might as well give her a job there. Howard said Gary came to see the show Tuesday and he pointed out that she's everywhere.
Howard had Mariann on the phone and asked her how she's everywhere. Mariann said that she was in high heels too. She said she mixes it up with the fans and they want that. Gary said he saw her on the red carpet and that was before dinner. Howard said he gets nervous for her. He said that they usher her around though so she's fine.
Gary said that he saw Mariann go over and talk to Howard and he thought she was over stepping her bounds. Mariann said that she went over to make sure that the seating was good. Mariann said that she never crosses that line. She said Ronnie knows that. Howard said it was a great night that night. He said that you can't miss Mariann.
Mariann said that Jeff the Drunk was there too. Howard said he didn't see him there. Gary said putting that box together is tough for Mariann. She said that she had a no-show. She said that King of All Blacks ditched her. She said she had to tell him off. She said that they work very hard to fill the seats there. Mariann was starting to go on and on so Howard said it's too much and hung up on her.
Howard said he has tape of High Pitch Eric at AGT. He said that he had him yelling for Heidi thanks to Howard TV covering the show. Howard played the clip and it was Eric just yelling out for Heidi and talking to Howie Mandel.
Howard said it's great hearing the two of them fighting over scraps. Howard said he knows that Eric is upset about Jeff coming in late to the party in the acting thing. Howard played more of the audio of the two of them arguing about the acting thing. Jeff gave Eric a big ''fuck you'' as he hung up with Shuli.
Howard said the war is on apparently. Howard had Johnny on the phone so he asked where they're at right now with Eric. Johnny said he has no confirmation at this time. He said he has Jeff on the phone with him though. He said he's calling him Jeff the Serious Actor and he's on the verge of a job. Howard asked if he's in the middle of negotiations. Johnny said he is. He said this is for a movie. He doesn't have a name for the movie yet.
Howard said that the problem is that Eric won't do movies where he's doing something he doesn't like. Johnny said that Jeff is willing to go into the homo room unlike Eric. Howard said that they don't even want Jeff in the homo room.
Howard asked Jeff if he would be in Sharknado. Jeff made an odd noise and said he would. Howard asked if he would make out with a shark. Jeff said if he has to he would.
Howard said this is night and day compared to Eric. Johnny said Jeff is willing to do just about anything. He said he's a team player. Jeff was willing to hang off an airplane if he had to.
Howard said they're the new power couple. Robin said that Eric said that if he didn't dump Jeff by the weekend then he was done with him. Johnny said Eric turned down 4 jobs in the last 4 weeks. Howard thanked him for the call and let them go. Howard said Eric only wants to do very specific types of acting.
Howard took a call from a guy who brought up the hand gestures that he does at the start of AGT. He said he could do a golf swing and flash the 300 for his 300 yard swing. Howard said that might be too inside. He said he'll think about it but he's going to stick with what he has now.
Howard said Eric is on the phone and he must be on fire. Howard said he's not speaking to Eric so he'll have Gary talk to him instead. Howard told Gary to talk to Eric. Eric asked if Howard is still talking to Vince. Howard didn't know who that was. Eric said it was the caller who was on just a few minutes ago asking him to keep him off air. Gary said they don't know everyone's name. He said they just know that they goof on him.
Gary asked Eric what his question is. Eric said that he wants him to keep Vince off the air. Howard asked what he thinks about Johnny and Jeff. Eric said he didn't hear it. Gary told Eric that Johnny is representing Jeff and he has 4 jobs for him. He said he isn't dropping him. Eric said he doesn't believe he has one job. Howard said he's going to be in a movie. Eric said he has until Thursday to dump him. Eric said he has extended it because Johnny had some other things to attend to.
Howard said Johnny doesn't care if he threatened to leave him. Howard said he actually did speak to Howie Mandel about his wife representing him. Howard said that Howie did say that he could line up Eric with his wife. Howard said they could do that but he's not sure if he will. Howard said he would like to hear that.
Jeff the Drunk was back on the phone. Howard put him on with Eric. Jeff said that he will be in a movie as soon as he's told it's set. Howard asked if he has met with the people. Jeff said he hasn't yet. He said it's with John Strauss who did In Plain Sight. Gary said that's the show that Eric did when he had an agent. Jeff said that could have been Eric's part.
Howard asked what the role is. Jeff didn't know. He doesn't care either. Gary said he knows that John Strauss emailed him and Eric was dealing with him at some point. He said now he's dealing with Johnny for Jeff. Jeff asked Gary if he got something on Twitter. Gary asked why he would send it to him on Twitter when he has email.
Eric said he doesn't believe any of this. Gary said he doesn't believe Eric could get an acting role. He said if Eric can get one then anyone can.
Eric asked Jeff if he's going to fall and break a table. Jeff said he's going to fall and break his head open. Howard said Jeff is going to have to stop drinking for a while. Jeff said he doesn't drink 24/7. Gary said he's pretty reliable in that way. He said he has never missed an appearance.
Gary said he thinks that Jeff would be just as desirable as Eric. He said that he's a drunk with a useless arm that's going to try to act like someone else. He said that's worth watching.
Eric said that Johnny knows what to do and that's to dump Jeff. Jeff told Eric fuck you again. Howard took a call from Vince again. Vince said that Eric is going to dump Howard again and threaten him again. He said he's not a big fan of Jeff's either but at least he'll be more grateful. Eric told Howard to get this guy off the air. Vince brought up all of the times that Eric has screwed them and said that they can't keep doing that.
Howard let Eric and Vince go at each other for a short time. They were arguing about how Eric treats the show. Howard said he really has to go. He let the two of them argue but Vince wouldn't let Eric get a word in. He kept cutting him off. Howard said he really has to go. Howard let the two of them go. Howard said they'll see how things go on Thursday. Vince told Johnny not to do anything for this asshole. Eric said that Vince is the asshole.
Eric said that Marty Brown should be DQ'd. He said that he's had a career already. Howard told Eric to worry about his own career and not about Marty Brown. Howard said that anyone can enter that thing if they want to. Howard said that it's open to everyone.
Johnny Fratto was back on the phone. Howard asked why he didn't call in when Eric was on. Johnny said he tried to. He said that Eric told him he wasn't going to call in. Howard let him know that he has until Thursday to drop Jeff. Johnny said he thought he only had until today. He said he isn't going to drop Jeff though.
Howard played a Black Siri commercial parody where they had an urban voiced guy as the voice of Apple's Siri. Howard said they should call it Urban Siri.
Howard said the Today Show wants him to fill in for Matt Lauer. Robin said that Mel B sat in for him last week. Howard said he didn't know that. Howard said he thought that would be really weird. Howard said Gary told him that Mel B did it last week and he thought it wasn't that special. Howard said he thought about doing it and airing it here. He said he could go on for an hour and do it. Howard said he didn't want to co-host with anyone. Howard said that they were okay with it. Robin said that Howie was a guest with Mel B at some point. Robin said she's getting sick of the judges. Howard said he could walk over and do it for an hour. He said as long as they don't clog it up with a bunch of bullshit he'd be fine. Howard said it might be funny... or not. Howard said it could be a train wreck. He said he thinks he'd be good at it.
Howard asked what they do on the Today show. Robin said they interview and do cooking segments and things like that. Howard said he would like to pitch it to Al Roker. Gary said they go over what's in the news. Howard said it's all about Weiner these days. Howard said that they had a woman confronting Weiner about what he did and how she'd be fired for doing something like that herself. Howard played the audio of the woman confronting him. The woman was asking how he thinks that he can oversee employees when he doesn't know how to act appropriately. Weiner said that his view is that he wants to let the people decide by voting.
Howard said the press asks him about Weiner's marriage like he knows anything about it. Howard said he has no idea what the guy is up to. Howard said he has some of what he says to these women who he texts with. Howard said that he can read this stuff with Robin. Howard said that they have the transcripts. Robin said she has a little bit of it. Howard said he has 3 pages of it. Robin didn't have the 3 pages. Gary said they printed it out last night and sent it over to her. Robin said she could get it up on her computer.
Howard played more of Weiner talking to this woman who was confronting him. Weiner said he meets people all the time who don't like him. He said that's the way elections are. Howard said he came off very whiny in that. Howard said his online name ''Carlos Danger'' is really bad. Robin said it's almost as bad as Da Bad Ass.
Howard said the guy has to get out of the race. He said he just won't do it though. Howard said that his wife's online name is Huma Iliation.
Robin had the transcript of what Weiner was writing to this woman. Howard read the Weiner lines and Robin would read the woman's lines. Howard said it was creepy right away. Howard said he's texting her this stuff. Howard said Weiner wants to have sexting with this woman and he's hard. Howard said this fucking guy did this after he got caught the first time. Howard said Sydney Leathers will be in tomorrow.
Gary said he knows Anthony and he's texted him over the years. He said he pitched him the idea to come in tomorrow but he hasn't heard aback. He said that this could be his last chance to come in. Howard said that chicks don't want to look at cock pictures.
Howard got back to the sexting and read more of the transcripts with Robin. Howard read more and asked how this guy can be running. Howard and Robin read the lines back and forth.
Howard said this guy should write pornography. The stuff he was saying was really graphic. Howard said it was embarrassing to read. Howard interrupted and had a phony conversation with Weiner's wife Huma. Howard and Robin got back to the text transcripts and read through more of that.
Howard said he had to speak to Huma again. He interrupted the sexting thing pretending that Huma was asking if he wanted a slice of cake for his daughter's birthday. Then they got back to the transcripts. Howard said he calls himself Carlos Danger in those texts. Robin said that this can't be any better than Da Bad Ass. Howard said that has to be demeaning to the Hispanic community.
Howard asked JD if he thinks that Da Bad Ass is better than Carlos Danger. JD said he thinks that Carlos is goofier. JD said he picked his own because of what someone called him. Howard said he must have some reason to have Carlos Danger. Howard asked JD if he thought that it was a stupid name. JD said of course it's stupid. He said they're all stupid names. Howard asked if that's the kind of stuff JD sends to girls.
Howard played a JD ''Man of Mush'' bit that was a Superman, Man of Steel, parody. Howard said JD gets into some weird shit himself. JD said he didn't want to get into that. He was going to walk out when Howard brought up the dog licking peanut butter thing that he said years ago. JD said that some things are better left unsaid. Howard asked who the girl was that he said that to. JD said he doesn't remember.
Howard said that it's the poor judgment that's the problem. He said that the guy got caught and had to resign. Robin said that his therapist must not be very good. Howard said he's wondering what's up with the wife. He said she looks good in some pictures but not all of them. He said it's very odd.
Howard said that Huma works for Hillary Clinton so she has to watch herself. JD said he feels bad for her. Howard said he spent $40,000 of his own campaign money trying to track down a hacker that turns out was actually him. Howard said it's like OJ putting money up to find the killer. Howard said that OJ said he wouldn't rest until he found the real killer.
Howard said he thinks that JD is more hard core than Anthony Weiner. JD said doing pictures is the worst thing you can do. He said he gets paranoid about doing that so he won't. Howard said Weiner is very consumed with having people look at pictures of him. Howard said they have to get him in there. Howard said he's a little too thin. Robin said he is a little stringy.
Gary said he thinks that Weiner thinks that he has a bit of a butter face. Howard said Weiner thinks he's hot. Howard said he doesn't understand women at all though. He said that the women only gag on your big, fat cock to get you to marry them. JD said that making promises to these girls isn't good.
Howard said the guys went out on the street and asked women if they would rather get a text from Howard Stern or Anthony Weiner. A bunch of people were saying Anthony Weiner. There were a bunch that said Howard Stern though. One woman said it would be safer with Anthony Weiner. Howard said it was about even between him and Weiner.
Howard said he has a theory. He said in a way the longer Weiner is in the race the better off the other candidates are. Howard said this woman Quinn is running and she says that Weiner is terrible. He said you don't have to talk about anything serious. Howard said all you have to know is Weiner. Howard said he's not going to show his cock to anyone. He said he would if it was a decent size.
Howard asked Robin if she saw Pacific Rim. Robin said she didn't. Howard said the movie is so fucking good. He said it's things from under water that invade our universe. He said that they we have to figure out a way to fight these aliens that come through a portal in the Pacific Rim. Howard said that they have that guy from Luther in it and the good looking dude from Sons of Anarchy. Howard said he saw a 3 star review of it today. Robin said the movie isn't doing very well as far as she can tell. Howard said it's a good movie. Robin said she ended up seeing Wolverine. Howard told her to see this movie. He said Robin would love it. Robin said she was bored by The Wolverine. Howard said that's too bad. Howard said Pacific Rim was good.
Howard said he said the word Tuchus on America's Got Talent and they were all excited that it was trending worldwide on Twitter. Howard said people must have liked the word.
Howard said he read that Pacific Rim made $84 million. He said it made $224 million worldwide. Howard said that's not bad. Gary said they say it cost $200 million to make. Howard said they have to make a lot then. Howard said these movies are so unbelievably good. He said it's something else to see. He said we have the greatest movie makers in this country. He said it's got to be our number one export. Howard said the best movies are from this country. Howard said that Guillermo del Toro is from this country. Robin said he is not. She said he's from another country. Benjy said he's from Mexico. Gary said that they say he's a Mexican film director. Howard said he lives her now though. Howard said the guy is from the American film industry.
Howard played an audio clip of a news report about his ''#Tuchus'' thing from AGT. The reporters explained how the phrase #Tuchus was trending. Howard said of course it's going to trend worldwide. He said it's not that surprising. Howard had to take a break after that.
Bobo asked about the other judges being on their phones constantly. Howard said they're texting all the time. He said he doesn't do that but everyone else does.
Howard said he's one of those people who doesn't believe in multi-tasking. Howard said you do one thing and do it well. He said you can't drive and text. He said when he runs he doesn't listen to music. He said he just runs. Howard said if you want to be successful that's it. He said he tells the other judges no to text and just sit there. Howard said they have some down time but he tells them to concentrate and stick to one thing. He said if you're distracted then you can't work. Howard said that's the rule.
Howard said if you want to eat while you watch TV at home that's fine. He said he's talking about work though. Howard said he watches TV and eats at the same time. Howard said he's eating like Robin now. He said he had eggplant and string beans. He said he's off the rice now.
Howard said he was watching that show Ray Donovan again. He said that's a good fucking show. Robin said she hasn't seen last night's episode yet. Robin said that Jon Voight is great in the show. Howard said he has such a good time watching the show. He said he caught up on True Blood and that's getting better. Howard said he put off Dexter until he's more awake.
Howard asked what time Robin went to bed. Robin said she was in bed by 10:45. She said she likes to watch Dexter after it starts. She said that she likes what they're doing so far.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he heard about the Robin Thicke song and how he said it sounds like a Marvin Gaye song. Howard said that's what his intention was. The caller said he must have missed Howard talking about that. Howard said they'll talk about it today when Robin gets there.
Howard took a call from a guy and asked if he wanted to play a game. The caller, Justin, said he did. Howard said this is a Wendy the Retard scramble game. They gave Wendy a few letters and she had to spell a word with them. Howard said they gave her something like TAC and she had to come up with Cat. Howard said the game is guessing if she can come up with the word. Justin said there's no way she's going to come up with any of them.
Howard asked Robin what she thinks. Robin said she will. Howard played Wendy responding ''Turtle'' to the letters TAC.
Howard said they gave Wendy the letters WE. Howard said they spelled it out for her. Justin said she will get this one. Wendy answered ''Witch.''
Howard said they gave Wendy the letters OGD. Howard asked Justin what he thinks. Justin said no way she comes up with anything. Howard played Wendy saying ''Dog.'' She got one right.
Howard said they gave Wendy the letters PIG. Howard said it spells a word. Justin said no way she gets it. Wendy's answer was Prank.
Howard said they gave Wendy the letters BLAL. Justin said no way. Wendy answered Ball. Howard said he just lost. Howard said that he didn't get the $500. Justin said ''Well, you know... shit happens.''
Justin said he called in to tell Howard that he was wrong about Pacific Rim. He said he thought it was bad. Howard said he thought it was great.
Howard gave Justin one last chance. Howard said they gave Wendy the letters FOOD. Justin said that he will say no to that. Wendy's answer was ''Fire.'' Justin won the 500 bucks courtesy of Trojan condoms.
Howard said they gave Wendy the letters ETW. He said she can't get the word Wet. She came up with Elephant. When they gave her DAM she said ''Darn.'' When they gave her the letters XOB Wendy said ''Box.'' They gave her OOZ and she said ''Lemon.'' Howard said she can get some of them. Robin said they're very random. Howard said they gave her RDE and she said ''Rabbit.'' They gave her the letters NUR and she said ''Run.'' Howard said they gave her HWO and Wendy said ''How.'' Howard said it's very random.
Howard said he was reading about how they were trying to humiliate Tara Reid saying that she wasn't going to come back to do Sharknado 2. Howard said Ian Ziering is in. He said that Tara said that there isn't even an offer on the table. Howard said that they paid her like $25,000 to do the first one. Howard said that's good money but not the kind of thing you read about people getting in Hollywood. They went to break a short time later.
Howard came back and said that the man with the number one song is there. Howard said it's like the longest running number 1 song. Howard said Robin Thicke is there. Howard said he's going to perform ''Blurred Lines'' today.
Robin came in and Howard told him back in 1996 that his father was in and he said some day he'd be playing his son's music on the show. Howard said he was right. Howard said his song is still on the charts. Robin said he didn't watch the charts until he was number 1. Howard said you know it has to end at some point. Robin said that he read some news about it last night and he just enjoyed the moment. He aid he had a smoke out on the balcony. Howard said he read he smokes weed. Robin said that's his crutch. Howard asked how much she smokes. Robin said he smokes a lot at home but none when he's working. Howard said he gets too paranoid to smoke weed.
Thicke said that he gets medical marijuana. He said his condition is insomnia and his brother has a shop so that's where he gets it. Howard said he can get medical marijuana at his brother's shop. Thicke said that's right.
Howard asked what it's like when he has a hit song and he's been around for so many years. Howard said he has a number one song and it must drive him crazy after doing it so long. Howard said you must wonder how to replicate that. Thicke said the song ''Blurred Lines'' was written in like an hour. The other hit songs he's had in R&B were also written in an hour.
Howard said the video for Blurred Lines was great too. He said he loved the naked chicks in that. Robin said he brought some chicks today but not those girls. Howard said that's great.
Howard asked if he saw Justin Timberlake's video. Thicke said he did. Howard asked if he's upset that they're kind of stealing an idea from him. Thicke said that he wasn't upset since his song was such a hit. He said if it wasn't a hit and the idea was stolen then he might be upset.
Howard asked if he thought the director was crazy for doing something like that. Thicke said that he thought it might be too much abut his wife and friends went ballistic over it and the rest is history. Thicke said that it worked great because they put it in the hands of the director. He wanted it to be silly and funny. He said that the director took him out of his comfort zone and she saw something different with his personality. He said that it was also a trick to get people to pay attention to it. Howard said that it was a female director that came up with the idea. Thicke said his wife has a movie coming out called Two Guns and she has a topless scene and it was her idea. He said that there's a lot of nudity going on around their house so it's no big deal.
Howard said Robin's dad Alan told him stories years ago about having Janet Jones at his house and how she was naked in the hot tub and Robin got to see that. Robin said he saw Janet naked through the glass in the hot tub. He said that he was playing tennis one night and he could see Janet dipping her foot into the water and she was naked. He was about 13 years old at the time. Howard said he must have gone and whacked one out. Robin said he didn't remember.
Howard asked Robin if his dad is still with his wife. Robin said he is with Tanya. Howard said that Robin met his wife when he was 15. Howard said he's been with her since then. Robin said that they have had a few periods where they were broken up so he's had his play periods. Howard asked if he gets to have any other chicks. Robin said that his wife will flirt the idea and that's enough for him. He said the idea of it possibly going down is enough for him.
Howard asked Robin if he thinks he can handle another woman in the room. Thicke said he can. He said it's only another woman though.
Howard said that Robin is a super good looking dude and every chick wants to bang him and he holds on to his marriage. Robin said his wife gets a lot of attention herself. He said they've been through a lot of tough times and had fights. He said they fight over a lot of stuff. Howard said he never fights with his wife. Howard said maybe that's good for a relationship though.
Howard asked if there have been times they've almost broken up. Robin said it's happened many times. He said that he has gone to therapy sessions. He said when he was about 21 he and his dad were fighting and he had to go to therapy over that. He said he thinks that he was becoming his own man and disagreeing with his dad on some stuff. Howard asked if it was about his career. Robin said he thinks it was about his second wife and the kid he had with her. He said he wasn't sure where he belonged. Howard said that has to be tough to deal with.
Howard asked Robin about his mother dating other guys. Robin said that she was dating Marcus Allen at one point. Howard said that must have been weird.
Howard said Robin was picked at a young age to sign a record deal. He was only 16. He lived on his own in his senior year of high school. He said that Jimmy Iovine has been a big supporter of his since he started out. He said Jimmy is still involved with his deal. Robin said that he wrote for a bunch of people who had big success. He said that he was on 5 of the top 20 albums at one point. He said that no one knew who he was though. He said that he wanted to have his own career like that. Howard said that he had a few albums that did pretty well but not number 1. Robin said that his first album didn't do that well and he had some problems after that. He said that he was drinking and doing Yoga trying to figure it all out.
Howard asked Robin about how he lasts for hours in bed with his wife. Robin said there are many ways. He said that he will have some drinks and they just get lost in each other. He said that Blurred Lines is about his wife and he's turned her into a bad girl. He said they do just about everything. He said she likes it all too. Howard asked if they've ever had other women in bed. Robin said in respect to her he won't say. Howard took that as a yes. Howard said that's incredible.
Howard brought up the brunette in the video and how her boobs are real. Howard said that everyone thought they were fake so the girl came up with a picture of herself at the age of 14 where she's got big bobs to prove they were real. Robin said he can confirm that they are real.
Howard said he knows straight women who are in love with that girl from the video. Her name is Emily Ratajkowski. Robin said he doesn't know how to pronounce her last name.
Howard said Robin is in an interracial marriage but he doesn't think his wife looks black. Robin said his son has blonde hair and blue eyes. He said that it's very odd. He said his wife's mother had blonde hair so that's probably where that comes from.
Howard asked if anyone had a problem with the interracial thing. Robin said one of the grandpas did. He said his wife is classy and she always held it in and responded right. He said now his grandpa has his wife's picture on his desk and he brags about her. Howard said that hypocrisy must be hard to take. Robin said that his grandpa is a doctor and everyone is accomplished and wealthy. He said he thinks he just wanted to see that they would work hard and make it.
Howard asked Robin what he's doing now with the touring. Robin said the thing that helps keep him home is the 3 year old. He said he hangs out with his kid and stays with his wife. He said they dance around the room saying ''We did it!'' Robin said the song went to number 1 in other countries and the video was getting a million hits a day so they knew it was big then.
Howard said that Robin went to Pharrell Williams and said he wanted something that was like a Marvin Gaye song. Robin said that's what they did and they played with some stuff and Pharrell came up with that ''Hey, hey, hey'' thing and it took off from there.
Howard said he knows Steven Tyler pretty well and he had him on the show with Papa John Phillips once. Tyler asked him to do a song with him and John didn't want to do it. He said that's such a weird thing.
Howard asked if Blurred Lines is about picking up a married woman. Robin said it's about men in general who are trying to turn a woman into a forgotten piece of meat.
Howard asked if he'll write another song with Pharrell. Robin said they've done it in the past and they'll have to do more in the future. He said that they have been in the studio working together and it hasn't worked though. He said this time they got lucky. He said it just worked this time.
Howard asked if he can make any money off of Blurred Lines. Robin said it's so big that he can. He said that the single sells on iTunes and they sell more than they used to. He said this one is huge. He said he'll see money from it in a few months. He said the offers that are coming in now are wonderful. Robin said he has done everything he wanted to do before. He said he has made 5 albums of gut wrenching stuff. He said he's 36 years old and he wondered if he was going to be in the middle so this has given him a plateau. He said he thinks that people will hear his music from now on.
Howard asked if he's scared of what will happen with the next single. Robin said he knows it can't be the same kind of thing this song is. Howard said he heard he banged his wife to this song. Robin said it was accidental for a while. He said now his wife likes to play groupie and role play with him. He said she puts on his music and odes that. Howard said it's a great song to bang to. Robin said it really is.
Howard said he's excited about having him perform this song but he has to take a break. Robin said he made sure to bring the girls with him. Howard said he doesn't even have to sing if he has girls there. Robin said that they're there to just fake the back up singing. Howard asked if singing this early is tough. Robin said talking has helped so it should be okay. Howard said the smoking must be rough on it. Robin said he has quit a couple of times. He said he will stick with it for health reasons. Howard said he was a 3 or 4 pack a day smoker in college. He said he just did it and quit. He thought it was crazy.
Robin (Quivers) said that Whitney Houston completely ravaged her voice with that kind of stuff. Thicke said he has to take care of his voice now that he has this hit song.
Howard asked if he's worth $15 million. Robin said he's probably made that much but he's not worth that much. He said he's spent a lot on pot. Howard said they're going to take a break and then perform the song. Howard said they'll have a good time with the song.
Howard and Robin spent a little more time talking about the hit song and what an F-you that is to some people. Robin said it's a playful F-you to his dad.
Howard asked if he had a hard time when his dad had a TV son when he was on Growing Pains. Robin said his dad let him visit the set so it wasn't like that. He said that it was all good.
Howard asked if Robin's dad let him bang chicks in the house. Robin said he would try to look the other way. He said that he actually messed around with some of the girls his dad would bring home. He said his dad didn't know until years later. He said he would get a massage or something from the girl but not anything else. He said they were just lonely.
Robin (Quivers) asked what kind of dad he thinks he'll be. Thicke said he won't be as free as his dad was. He said he knows what that can lead to. Howard said he could talk to him about this stuff all day long. He said his childhood must have been crazy. Robin said it was. He said he grew up very quickly. Howard asked how old he was when he got laid the first time. Robin said he was 13. He said when he was 14 he had a summer like a college student would have.
Howard said he needs a breather. Howard said all of this stuff is crazy. Howard said that's why he can get married at a young age. He went through so much as a kid. Howard went to break after that.
Howard said they have Larry Cox on keyboards, LB on drums and D-Loc on percussion. Howard spent a short time talking to each of the guys.
Howard asked Robin if he knows how he's going to perform the song. Robin said he will ad-lib some of the stuff but the lyrics stay the same pretty much.
Howard said they have Maddie on Bass and Taryn Pratt is one of the dancers. She's 22 years old. Howard said he is too. Howard asked if people confuse her with the girl in the video. She said she has been. Howard said the three girls are so beautiful and he's wondering if they're sexting with Anthony Weiner. They said they're not.
Howard said hello to Erica next. She said she's done quite a few shows with Robin. She said it's been fun. Howard said they also have Danielle there. Howard said she's quite beautiful as well. Howard said they're not having sex with the band though. Robin said ''Not yet.''
Howard said that Robin's new single ''Take it Easy On Me'' is out. Robin said the next single is actually ''Give it To You.'' Howard said the new album comes out August 30th. Robin said it actually comes out tomorrow. Howard wondered who was giving them the information there.
Howard had the guys perform the song ''Blurred Lines'' after that. After the song Howard said he was liberated. He gave a few ''Wows'' to the song.
Howard said he was thinking about the girls and everything going on. He said he was also thinking about Robin growing up and how he's supposed to be the focal point when he's growing up. He didn't have that though. His parents were the focal point. Howard said this is great that he's doing so well though. He felt good for him after seeing this. Robin told Howard what he's learned from that and how he'll be as a dad.
Howard said that it must be mind blowing to him to have a number one album. Robin said that it is. He said he's grateful to just have one. Howard said he's so happy for him.
Howard said the girls steal the show. He said that they dance so well. Howard asked where they get the clothes to wear. Robin said he makes them himself. Howard asked what they are that they're wearing. They had no idea.
Howard said the girls must not be able to eat. They said they can. Robin said they dance off anything they eat. Howard gave Robin some plugs and played some of the new single that's coming out. They went to break after that.
Howard played a news clip where a reporter was talking about Howard's 300 yard golf experience.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that Robin Thicke performance was one of the best live musical performances ever. He said they have to get that Emily girl on the show. Howard said the three girls in there are up on their Instagram account if you want to see them.
Gary said they reached out to that Emily girl 3 times and they haven't gotten a response. The caller said they should get her on the Sybian. Gary said there's no way she'll do that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he loves the video for that song. He said he's not sure how his old lady doesn't get jealous of that video. Howard said it sounds like their marriage is pretty good and they might be having some fun.
Howard said he was thinking of this Anthony Weiner thing. He said tomorrow they'll be hearing from Sydney Leathers. Howard said that should be interesting. Howard said maybe they can get her on the Sybian.
Howard said that Carlos Danger is such a goofy name. Howard asked Robin which one she would respond to, Carlos Danger or Da Bad Ass. Robin said she might respond to Da Bad Ass. Howard said even Da Bad Ass found Carlos Danger to be a goofy name.
Howard said that Anthony Weiner has a 67 percent recognition. He said he's shocked that he doesn't have 100 percent. Howard wondered what his wife Huma could do to get back at him. Howard said she could bang every congressman... or JD Harmeyer.
Howard said that people were writing songs about JD tickling Richard's cock. Howard played some of those songs. He had one that Richard did. He had a Spoon Man parody about JD too. Howard said that was by Psych. Dan the Song Parody man did one where he had JD's sounds. Howard played a Frank Sinatra sounding song too.
Howard said Anthony Weiner never meets these girls he's texting. He said that's very odd. Howard said Carlos Danger would have been a good name for the royal baby. He said that they can never do the funny thing ever. He said they're so serious.
Howard said Diane Lane is going to play Hillary Clinton in a TV movie. Howard said Bill Clinton wanted to play himself. Howard jokingly said Nick Manning is actually going to play him.
Howard said he's down 17 pounds. Robin said that's great. She asked how much more he wants to lose. Howard said he wants to get down to 0.
Robin started her news with some Anthony Weiner news. Robin said Sydney Leathers has signed with an agency. Howard said they have an exclusive with her booked on the show tomorrow. Howard said it's a big deal. He said they'll talk to her about everything.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who said that Beth is in the Daily News today and she looks great. Howard didn't understand a word he said. Robin did so she interpreted. Howard said he liked that picture in the paper too. He said she was at an event when they took that. King said she has some tan. Howard said she tans very nicely. Howard said he's afraid of the sun though. king said he likes Beth's red lipstick with the red toenails. Robin said that he's already on the feet.
Gary asked why King didn't show up to AGT. Howard asked why that was too. King said he had to pick up his sister from the hospital. King said he did. He said Mariann started cursing him out on the phone. He said he didn't know she even cursed.
Howard said it might be fun to put her on the air with him. Howard picked up the phone and let Mariann go off on him. Mariann said that he's a liar and he never texted her. She said he's a dirt bag. King said he did text her and gave her his number. Mariann said that's not true. Howard asked King if he was lying. King said he is not lying. Howard told him to tell the truth. Mariann said that Big Black could have come. She said screw him. King said he swears on his daughter's life that he texted her. Howard said he'll buy that. Mariann said he's a liar. King asked how she knew that he wasn't coming. Mariann said she talked to Gary about it. Howard said he has to get out of this. He hung up on both of them.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he missed Howard at the event he was at with Beth. Howard said Beth actually got the time wrong. He said that he was so happy that she got it wrong. Howard said they got there when they were starting to set up. Howard said they stood around for a while and then they took pictures. Howard said it was the best party he had ever been to. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read more about the Anthony Weiner thing. Robin said that she was wondering what the ups in the ups and downs of Huma and Anthony's marriage are. Robin said that the Clintons are upset that they're being compared to them. Robin said that Hillary is considering running for president so she doesn't need this.
Howard said he read about Heidi Klum's mother being the one taking the naked shots of her that she sends out. Howard said that's wild. He said that's like his mother taking naked pictures of him to tweet.
Howard said he put a stop to the pyrotechnics at AGT. He said they had other shit spraying off instead of the pyro. Howard said he just wants to go out and have a good time judging.
Howard said Robin's guy died. He was talking about JJ Cale. Howard said he wrote that song Cocaine. Howard said that's what Robin was singing that time they got her no tape. Howard played some of that performance from Robin. They threw in some of Gary's trumpet playing too. Howard played some of JJ's other songs too.
Robin read about Amanda Bynes and how she was held on a mental disorder. Robin said that she was taken to a psychiatric evaluation. Howard said they were asking him about that on the press line. Howard said he really doesn't know anything about her. Howard said he's not hip to her at all.
Howard asked if Robin read the story about the cannibal lobsters. Robin said she heard about it but didn't do the story. Howard may have done it. Howard said he was thinking about how Ian Ziering and Tara Reid should call their agents now and start producing a movie about the cannibal lobsters who start eating people. Howard said he heard that they've repeated Sharknado a bunch of times but he hasn't watched it yet. Robin said she can't bring herself to watch it.
Howard said he was reading about Justin Bieber spitting on his fans from a balcony. Howard said he must be an angry kid. Robin said he might be trying to get some street cred. That led to Fred playing audio of Ronnie saying ''What's your problem dude?'' Howard said he heard Ronnie talking about helping out the girls in the Hottest Chick / Biggest Fan contest with her clothes. Howard said that Ronnie said something really creepy when he said ''I took it by the balls...'' Howard said what he was trying to say was that he took the bull by the horns. Howard said he thinks that's what he wanted to say. Howard wondered if the security people up there at Letterman are involved with the wardrobe of the guests. Howard asked if Ronnie thinks that dressing Amy for the contest helped her win. Ronnie came in and said that's what she told him.
Howard asked why Ronnie is involved with the girls. Ronnie said that Amy had no clothes to wear. He said he was right there in the hallway doing security and helping her out with the clothes. Howard said it might be distracting if something goes down. Ronnie said nothing was going down. Howard said Ronnie is the horniest guy he knows. He said he should have asked Gary to help her out. Ronnie said Gary knew he was helping. Gary said he really didn't. Ronnie said he told Jason he was going to help her.
Robin said that security guys should just stand there and no be heard. Ronnie said Robin always has a knife in his back. He didn't want to hear from her.
Howard said he was listening to the news and Ronnie got a new car and won't tell anyone what it is. He said he got rid of his truck and got a car. Ronnie won't tell them what he got. He said Jon Leiberman was asking what it was and Ronnie was like ''Fuck you!''
Howard took a call from a woman who asked what he think about Sam Simon and what's going on with him. Howard said Sam is a lovely guy. Howard said that Sam is sick and he tried to call him a couple of months ago. Howard said what he's doing is fantastic. Howard said his wife is involved with charities too. Howard said Sam is leaving his money to various charities. Howard said Sam made a good point about the charities that put on elaborate benefits and only raise a few thousand dollars. He said that he's been active in feeding children and animals. Howard said he recently liberated some animals that were in a circus.
Howard said he now has 13 cats in his house. The caller said he's got a Catnado in that house. He said that it's fabulous to have the mother cat and kittens there. He said the kittens are the cutest thing. Howard said that you can get in on adopting the cats by visiting HowardStern.com. The caller said that she tells her cat friends that they're doing so much for them. Howard said Beth is working with North Shore Animal League to open up a big cat place. Howard said Sam is great too and he's helped dogs out for years. Howard said that they train the dogs to be service dogs. Howard said he's a terrific guy. Howard said he's hoping he beats this cancer he has. Howard said he hopes he doesn't have to give his money away until he's 90. Howard said Sam is a fighter and he's going to come through this, we hope. Howard let the caller go and read a live commercial.
Robin read some news about voting online and how that's not allowed yet. Howard said that would be like the way people vote on AGT. Robin said it would be nice if that was allowed.
Robin said that fast food workers are trying to get a pay raise by walking off the job this week. Robin had some audio of some people talking about that. Robin had some audio of protesters chanting with a really lame chant.
Howard took a call from a guy who brought up the dance team that Howard likes on AGT. Howard said he likes those guys. He said he thinks that America voted the right way. The caller said he disagrees with him on that.
Howard took another call from a guy who said the Alec Baldwin interview was great last week. He said he has been in the Howard Stern vortex for years and he's lowering himself by being on AGT. He said Howard is on a different plane than the rest of them. Howard said he's at the point in his career where he can do whatever he wants. He said he's more toward the end of his life than he is at the beginning. Howard said he's going to be 60 next year. Howard said he's doing AGT because he thinks it's funny to see him on a family show. Howard said he thought it would be fun too. Howard said he's heard from fans who enjoy it and others who think he's sold out. Howard said they want him to stay the same. He said that he's doing this for himself and that's what he's doing with his life. He said he does everything for himself. Howard said AGT is a different kind of show but he's enjoying doing it. Howard said he's not doing it for the money but he does get a good paycheck. He said the others are benefiting from him being there too. He said he really likes Howie Mandel. He said he spoke to him on the phone last night for about a half hour. Howard said Mel and Heidi aren't as big a star as he is. Howard said he's just doing what he wants to do so he doesn't think it's selling out. He said he thinks that selling out is doing something you don't want to do.
The caller said that Howard has convinced him. He said he really appreciates that. He said he hears what he's saying and gives him a lot of credit. Howard said the fact that he wants to get up in the morning is amazing. Howard said Jerry Seinfeld talked to him off the air and said that he's amazed at how much he still wants to do. Howard said the AGT thing was something he wanted to do and the offer was there so he did it. Howard let the caller go and read a live commercial.
Robin told Howard that Jackie has some kind of Kickstarter campaign going. Robin said it's not even Jackie's own project. He's just going to be in the pilot for something that someone else is trying to produce. Howard said Robin can't even explain what it is that he's trying to get money for. Howard said that's what Jackie was always attracted to. Howard said he always wanted to be with losers. He said he's not talking about these guys being losers but other people. Robin read about the project that Jackie is involved with. Jackie plays an Italian guy in the pilot for a web series. Fred played a ton of Jackie audio drops while Robin was reading that. Howard was doing his Jackie impression too. They goofed on Jackie for a few minutes over that. Howard said the last project Jackie was in was great. He played a clip from a movie he did that was pretty awful. Benjy told Howard they've raised $2,200. The project goes until August 23. Howard said that's more money than he thought they'd have. Howard asked Fred if he'll donate. Fred said he'll check it out. Fred asked if they have any clips. Howard said maybe they can get some. Fred said he wants to see something.
Robin read a story about Ariel Castro being sentenced to life in prison. Robin said his son is speaking out now. Robin said he doesn't trust his father and he can't imagine visiting him in prison. Robin had the audio of the guy commenting on his father.
Robin read about the royal baby and the name it was given. Howard said that kid is going to be rolling in the dough. Robin said they can't do anything though. The mother tells you everything you have to do the rest of your life.
Robin read about a 9 year old girl who is a world class chess player. Robin said that she's only been playing for 3 years. Howard said that's why he isn't playing chess anymore. Howard said he tried playing again. He said he had the desire to play and he went online and started to play. He said he won his first game but then he started losing rapidly. He said he can't take the losing. He said it was awful so he stopped again.
Robin read a story about Pope Francis talking about how homosexuals should not be judged. Even priests. Howard said that dude is out there.
Robin said that Jimmy Fallon and his wife had a baby. Robin said that the child's name is Winnie Rose.
Robin said that Sascha Baron Cohen has backed out of the movie about Freddie Mercury. Robin said that he had been attached to the movie for some time. Robin said he fell out over creative differences with the remaining members of the band.
Robin said the number one movie at the box office was The Wolverine. Howard said he hasn't seen it yet. He said he hasn't seen Iron Man 3 yet either. Robin read about some of the other movies that did well at the box office this weekend. Robin mentioned The Conjuring and how it really scared her. Howard said he can't see that. Howard said he can't take those scary movies. Howard said then they bring a doll to life it freaks him out. He said his sister had a doll just like the one in The Twilight Zone when they had the doll come to life. Howard said it was kept in a case and he kept his cigars in it. Howard said that he would go down to smoke down there and it was the same doll that he thought was going to come to life. Howard said it was the Talking Tina doll. Howard said the doll kills the people in the show. Howard wrapped up and ended the show around 10:35am.
They brought up Mariann from Brooklyn who was all over the place at AGT last week. The guys also brought up Eric the Actor and how he's given Johnny Fratto an extension before he fires him. Gary said he can't wait to see Jeff the Drunk as someone like John Adams with that sling on. He said he's got one character and that's it. He said that's no different than Eric though. Gary said there's a movie called ''That's Oblivion'' and it's kind of like Peter Dinklage in that movie. He only has one expression and he cant change it.
Jon asked Gary about Ronnie helping Amy out on the Hottest Chick / Biggest Fan contest. Gary said that Ronnie didn't tell anyone before he helped that he was going to do that. He said he's not mad but Ronnie got mad at him for making him look bad when he had no idea he was even doing it. Gary said after he did it he told him. He said that doesn't mean he knew he was doing it.
Jon said he wants to start off with Robin Thicke. He said he's living a heck of a life. Gary said the hard part of listening to that interview is that he sounds just like his dad. He said that Robin was very open about stuff but he's also got his dad's voice so it's hard to put those two things together.
Gary said he loved the song today too. He said some of it was tracked but the drums were live and he was singing live. He said it was very good. Gary said he liked Robin talking about how he thought he could be better than his dad at having a relationship.
Jon took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said she's not looking to pick any fights with anyone. Mariann said that she has a lot to do there at AGT and she really isn't looking to fight with anyone. She said she wants to give everyone a fair share to get in there. She said that everyone knows that. Gary asked Mariann if she's still having fun doing that or is it just work now. Mariann said she has fun but it is a lot of work. She said it was the first day so it's frazzling for her. Mariann said that she wants to get Ham Hands Bill in there but it's tough. Gary said he'll try to help out with that. Mariann said that she is stressed out over the whole thing because there's so much going on.
Jon asked which Wack Packer is hitting her up the most. Mariann said that it's pretty much equal. She said that everyone wants in on Tuesdays but she can't do that. Mariann said if she offers one ticket. She said that it's never enough.
Mariann said that Bobo is coming to every show too. She said she's taking on the job to keep the fans with her in her row. Mariann said that she's got a lot of great people sitting in her box this week. Jon let Mariann go and went to break a short time later.
Gary and Jon were talking about how long Robin has been in the business and how it's about time he had this hit song. Jon said it must be frustrating for him that he hasn't seen any money from the big hit song yet. Gary said he remembers having Flo Rida in when he had a hit song and he was saying that they were getting money from the ring tones and not much from the song itself. Gary said they were getting half the money from those ringtones.
Ronnie came in and said he was told to come in and bail out the wrap up show. Jon asked Ronnie about his expression of ''grabbing it by the balls and running with it.'' Ronnie said he said what he said. He didn't mean to say anything else. He said he's not stupid. Jon said he was fired up today though.
Jon asked if Ronnie told Gary what he was doing last week when he was helping Amy out with the game. Ronnie said they knew what he was doing. He said he told Jason. Jason said he thinks it's great but he came to him as it was going on. Jason said he tried to be the producer and the girl was almost in tears. He said that he took her aside and told her she looks great. He said he thought she was going to kick ass and she seemed to feel better about it. He said he thinks the dress did help though. Gary said he thinks that Jason's talk had a lot to do with it too. Jason said she was in a bad spot and both of them helped her.
Jon asked Ronnie about how he thinks that people are attacking him all the time. Gary was saying that he didn't know that he was helping Amy out with her dress before he did it. Gary said he didn't know until he did it. Ronnie said that Gary did know about it at one point. Gary said he was just ball busting. He said that he didn't know about it though and he's making him look bad telling Howard that he did know something. They went to break a short time later.
Jason said that it's a free country so he can run. He said that he would have voted for him based on his past but there is some compulsion there that he can't seem to control. He said it makes you want to ask ''Dude, what the fuck?''
Jon asked which name is better, Carlos Danger or Da Bad Ass. Gary said that JD's name is better. Jason said that Carlos Danger is better. He said JD came up with his in high school. He said that Carlos Danger is new and that's what he came up with after he was caught sexting. He said that he thinks that's the creepiest name of them all.
Ronnie asked if he's meeting any of these chicks or not. Jason said that he's not being accused of raping anyone or anything like that. They had to end the show a short time later. They were done aroudn 11:15am.
Howard started the show talking about how that ''Blurred Lines'' is stuck in his head. He said he probably has the lyrics all wrong. He sang some of it and Robin laughed. Howard said he got so many phone calls about how Scott the Engineer did a good job on the mix. Howard said it wasn't an easy mix to do. Howard said it was a team effort according to Scott. Howard said he told Scott he did a great job and he came to him 20 minutes later telling him that it wasn't just him. Howard said he was aware of that but Scott wanted him to know who else was involved. Howard said he wasn't looking for a conversation. He said Scott must have felt a little guilty.
Howard played Robin Thicke's ''Blurred Lines'' that he performed yesterday. Howard said you can see it on Howard TV. He said they tweeted it out and put it on HowardStern.com. Howard said the chicks were really good looking. Howard said he's going to be performing it on America's Got Talent on Wednesday night. Howard said he liked the way he did it yesterday. Howard said he shouldn't play this because it'll be stuck in his head again. Howard said he wishes he had some musical ability. He said he has such a good platform to get it out there.
Robin was saying that she can't believe this comes out of Alan Thicke's kid. She said that Alan is the whitest white guy out there. Howard said some people can't believe that this kid is Alan's son. Howard said he married a black chick too. Howard said he must be into the black thing. Robin said that she's half black.
Howard said that Robin's birthday is August 8th. He said they won't be on the air that day so he's paying tribute to her today. Howard asked if she's upset about it. Robin said she just asks herself what age she is. Gary said in the past they've talked about how she doesn't think they've celebrated it enough. Robin said it wasn't about that. Howard said she didn't like the way he celebrated it. Howard said Gary is getting into his outfit for Robin's birthday. Howard said Gary is going to play trumpet in a sombrero. He said that Gary doesn't even look like a white guy.
Howard said they went out on the street and asked people what Gary looks like. He played the audio of the people commenting and they were saying that he looked anything but white. There were people saying he looks Hispanic and middle Eastern. One person said that he looks Italian.
Howard said that Gary is going to play trumpet live now. Fred had some backing music and Gary started blowing that trumpet. Howard said he was in a sombrero and a poncho. Howard said Gary has only gotten worse at playing. Gary said he practiced the other day with the guy from Train. Howard said he's going to start over and let him try again. They started the music track again but Gary wasn't having any luck getting the sound out. Howard said he should be the greatest trumpet player ever with those lips. Gary started to get some sound out of the trumpet but it sounded awful. Howard said they could have a Garynado where he's swept up in a tornado and starts playing that at people's houses.
Howard played a birthday message from the women at The View. Howard said he has another one from Janet Jackson and then one from Rod Stewart. Howard said that those are actually for Robin Roberts from her Good Morning America show. Howard said it's a Robin so who cares.
Howard said that he actually has some real ones. He had one from David Spade. Spade said it's also his birthday and he's going to switch it to him.
Howard said that he has one from someone everyone wants to hear from. Howard said they got a message from the guy that Robin helped in bed when she was a nurse. Howard said she straddled him to make him feel better. Howard played that one next. That guy said that if you're raped by a crazy nurse you should report it.
Howard said Robin went to San Francisco once and she had diarrhea. Howard said that a young Spanish man hosed Robin down when she shit herself. Howard said they have him on the phone. Howard picked up on him and he told Howard how he washes down the sidewalk in the mornings and he saw a women running down the street. He said she had gigantic tits. He said she grabbed her stomach and bent over. He said he was thinking if she passed out he'd drag her into the bushes and have sex with her. The guy said that the big breasted woman came up to him and said she had an accident and asked for help. He said there was shit everywhere. He was going to give her a handkerchief but that wouldn't have put a dent in it. He said that he hosed her down for like 15 minutes. The guy said she ran away after that and she made squishing noises but he's not sure if it was the water or the shit. He wished her a happy birthday after that.
Howard said that he's running out of stuff for Robin. Robin said ''good!'' Howard had a birthday wish from Alec Baldwin. that was really for Robin too. Howard said he has one from Chazz Palminteri too. That was a quick one.
Howard said he has the guy who gave Robin anal in San Francisco. Howard got him on the line and said that this perfect stranger took her from behind and gave her anal. Howard said his name is Audrey. The guy said that's not his real name, that's just the name he wants to use. Robin asked when he got so ghetto. Audrey said he fell on some hard times. He told Howard that they met and the next thing you know they were having sex in a bathroom. He said they got into the building and went into a bathroom and had sex. He said he bent her over a toilet. Robin said this is not the right guy. Audrey said that his memory is kind of cloudy. He said her ass was juicy loosy. Howard said that he was her first anal lover too. Audrey said that he was. He said he was the mother fucker who popped the cherry on her bung hole.
Howard asked Audrey why he never saw Robin again. Audrey said that he went to find her and called out to her window but she never answered. He didn't see her again until he saw her in ''Private Parts.'' He told Robin that she's one sweet assed bitch.
Howard said that those are the two guys that she wanted to talk to the most. Howard said later on they'll talk to the guy who administered her Ayahuasca.
Howard played a clip of Adam Richmond wishing Robin a happy birthday. Howard had one from Gavin Degraw as well. Howard said this is a horrible birthday salute.
The caller said he will listen to every single minute of every single show. He said he has to have time to do other stuff in his life though.
Howard said next week they have a special where the Wrap Up Show guys will be doing something live. Gary said they have a TV cast special and they'll be doing a wrap up of that.
Howard said he was watching a Johnny Carson special on some channel. Fred said it was on Turner Classic Movies or TCM. Howard said he watched Drew Barrymore when she was only 7 years old. He said she was the cutest thing ever and he did a magical interview with her. Howard said she came out and fell down and Johnny got her relaxed and calmed down. Robin said Johnny was good with kids on the show. Howard said he wasn't good with his own. Howard said he was great with Drew. Howard said he recommends it to everyone to see that stuff on TCM.
Howard said he crawled into bed and watched some TV. He said he loves watching TV because he forgets his troubles. Howard said if he can get in front of his TV with a good show he's so happy. Robin said she had a great day watching Ray Donovan and True Blood. Howard said he did too. Howard said last night he watched Dexter from Sunday night. Howard said that's such a great show. Robin said she's going to miss it when it's gone. Howard said he likes the girl who plays Dexter's sister. Robin said that's Jennifer Carpenter. Howard said he thinks she's great on the show.
Howard said he watched Dexter and then watched two episodes of Falling Skies. Howard said he's two weeks behind on that. Robin said that's been really good too. Howard said TV is so fucking great. Howard said people say that you'd be bored if you didn't do any work. He said he'd lay in bed watching TV all week. Robin said that gets boring after a while. Howard said not for him. He said he'd be happy living in a pod watching TV all his life.
Howard said they were all over the news yesterday because they have a guest coming in today that's a big deal. Howard said that Sydney Leathers is going to be there. Howard said she's the online girlfriend of Anthony Weiner's. Howard said the news was all over that yesterday.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he'd give Robin a hot beef injection for her birthday if she wants. Robin said that's better than the other birthday wishes she's gotten so far. The caller also said that there was a well known DJ that passed away this week. His name was Kidd Kraddick. Robin said that she's heard of him. The caller said he was on in a bunch of markets and he had a TV show. Howard said he's heard the name but didn't know much about him. He said he read about the guy and how he was only 53. Howard said he had an aneurysm. The caller said that he had some blockages in his arteries. Howard asked if he was heavy set. The caller said he was in pretty good health. He said he has a grown daughter and he was getting ready to marry his girl too. Howard said he's sorry to hear that. Howard said he knows Kidd Chris but not this Kidd Kraddick. Gary said that Lisa G was saying that Kidd Kraddick was a big smoker so that may have had something to do with it. Howard said he's sorry for his family and all of his fans.
Howard asked what he had to say about this Ayahuasca thing. Howard asked what it cost and found out it was $1,200 and Robin wanted a discount. Howard would ask a question and the guy would answer with the translator helping out with the jokes. The guy explained what the Ayahuasca was for and how it got out everything that was bad inside her. He told Howard that Robin kept saying ''Ham Hands'' over and over when she was hallucinating on the Ayahuasca. He said she also told him that she saw the spirit of a man and the face of an animal. He said she called him Baba Booey.
Jose said that he had Robin keep vomiting. He was holding her from behind and making sure she didn't fall. He said that she would put his hands over her breasts to make sure she didn't fall. He said that her breasts were very large so he had trouble holding her up.
Howard asked if her breasts were unusual. He said that they were very big but he was able to hold her up by her breasts. Howard said she threw up and had a hard time. Howard asked what happened then. Jose said she fainted. He said he put her on the floor and she gave him her panties. Robin said she didn't remember that. Howard said she was out of it from the Ayahuasca. Howard asked if Jose asked her why she did that. Jose said she fainted and he was able to see her beautiful butt that was very large. He said it was sweaty though. He said he kept her panties to smell them.
Howard thanked Jose for coming in. Jose said it was an honor. Jose said it's very cold there today. He was wearing a sombrero and a poncho that looked just like what Gary was wearing earlier. Howard said every story ends with a guy fondling Robin. Howard thanked the Shamen and the translator for coming in. Howard said he thinks that was enough of a birthday celebration. Gary said they have more. He said he has one of Robin's ex-boyfriends that wants to call in. Howard said he thinks Robin has had enough. Gary said they'll save him for later.
Howard said they're going to speak to Sydney Leathers later on. He said that's the woman who was sexting with Anthony Weiner. Howard said these guys who get zero to very little pussy use these names online. Howard said when you go online and you find a guy with an ordinary name it's probably a hot guy. He said it's the Carlos Danger guys you have to look out for.
Howard said he was thinking about this Weiner thing and he's thinking that Mayor Bloomberg should become a dictator and do a fourth term. Howard said he's not sure who to vote for. He said that none of the candidates have a good word coming out about them. Howard said he wants to get behind that Quinn woman but they say she's like a clone of Bloomberg and she has her own shit going on. Howard said he's not sure who to get behind. Howard said maybe it'll be no one.
Howard said that maybe Fred should run. Howard said he doesn't have any dirt. Fred said all of his dirt has been on the air. Fred asked about one of the candidates and why they're not backing him. Howard said they have little things that they find out. Howard said he hears people bad mouthing Bloomberg and they don't know what he did for the city financially. Howard said that people think he banned soda but that's just not the case.
Howard said he has gas so he can fart into the microphone. He said it makes everyone laugh. Howard got up and ripped a little one into the microphone. Howard said it makes him laugh. He said he's barely eating lately. He said he hasn't taken a dump in 2 days. He said he's lost 17 pounds and his body is using everything he eats. He said he's like Robin only eating vegetables now. Howard said he fits into his pants now and it feels great to be thin. Howard said they're almost too big. He said he's almost anorexic. Howard said he ate his dinner last night and that was it until he had a banana as a snack. He said he hasn't taken a dump in days. Howard said he still has a tummy. He said he's got a lip down there. He said it's disgusting.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he's upset about the angles they shoot him from on AGT. Howard said that's a good point. He said he hates that they shoot him from his left side. He said last year they stuck to their edict to shoot from the right. Howard said this year they're going nuts. Howard said that they should stick to it on the live shows and the edits. Howard said they have short guys shooting him and he looks horrible. Howard said he looks like a monster when they shoot him from below. Howard said he likes the angle from the right. He said that they can do that. Howard said no one listens to anyone over there. He said he will be over there judging tonight though.
Howard said they have a guy coming in to explain fantasy football to him. He said it sounds like the most idiotic thing in th world. Fred said he thinks it is. Howard said the guys there have a special room they go to for this thing. Fred said it's fake football. Howard said Gary told him that they have a war room there for doing this and he wants to end it. Gary said that it's not done during work. Howard said he wants that room shut down. Howard said that's so fucking lame. Gary said that he's insulting the bulk of the audience. Howard said he doesn't care. Gary said he would say 60-70 percent of the audience is playing fantasy football. Howard said they'll find out more from Matthew Berry after the break.
Howard came back and said he can't wait to talk about fantasy football. Howard said that they have an expert named Matthew Berry there to talk about it. Howard said that he plays with the guys on the show. Howard asked him what fantasy football is. Matthew said that it's a game. He said that you use real stats for players but you're playing a fantasy version of it. Howard said he doesn't get how it works. Matthew told him that you get points for picking players that do well in real games. Howard asked what happens if you have a player that gets hurt. Matthew said that you can swap a player out for another one.
Howard asked why Matthew is an expert on this. Matthew said that he's an expert because he's on ESPN. He said he's been doing this since 1999. Howard asked what it costs to get in it. Gary said it's $100 per guy. It's really not about the money. Gary said it's about bragging rights. He said that JD won and you would have thought he had banged a super model. Howard asked how much time you have to put into it. Matthew said you have to put in a lot. He said the average fan watches about 6 hours a week and the average fantasy football player watches about 18 hours.
Howard asked who is making money off of this. Matthew said that ESPN is making money off of it. Howard asked if it affects football at all. Matthew said he thinks it does. He said that it's getting more viewers. Matthew said Gary is a big fan of the Jets and they all know that. Howard said Gary won't pick any of those players for his fantasy team. Gary said that's right, because they suck.
Howard said that Matthew was a writer and he had a career going and now he's a fantasy football guy. Matthew said he was miserable as a writer. He said he's been playing fantasy sports for a really long time. He said that if you can keep score then there is a way to play a fantasy version of it. He said there's a fantasy sumo wrestling league. Howard said it's fascinating. Matthew told Howard there's a fantasy Bachelor game. Howard said he didn't know that.
Matthew said that they play these games on Howard's show and don't even know it. He said that the death pool is like that. Howard and the guys were talking about that and Matthew said that's like a fantasy sport. Howard didn't realize it.
Howard said maybe he does like this. Howard asked if Matthew is making a living off of this. Matthew said he is. Howard asked if he's a millionaire. Matthew said he is.
Howard asked if he wrote Crocodile Dundee 2. Matthew said it was actually 3 so it wasn't even a good one. Howard asked him to tell the story about that. Matthew told Howard that he had a friend he was working with who was a huge Stern Fan. He said that they got a call from their agent who said that Paul Hogan wanted to do a third movie in the franchise. Matthew said that they weren't that serious about it but they wanted to meet with him. He said that they watched both of the first movies and it had to take place in present day. He said that his real life wife has to be in it too. He said those were the rules. Matthew said they went in and suggested they do the movie in L.A. since he was in New York before. Matthew said they were going to have wacky stuff happening with the animals and they were going to make it funny. He said that Paul Hogan heard this pitch and he said they were the only guys who get him. They were hired. Matthew said they ended up getting paid close to a million bucks to write the movie.
Howard said they should write the fourth Crocodile Dundee movie. Howard said it's about a tornado that picks up crocodiles and dumps them all over the place.
Matthew said if you're going to sell out then sell out big. He said that Paul wanted to write the movie with them. He said they couldn't imagine writing it with Paul so they wrote it and sent him the draft. Matthew said that they went and wrote the first draft and gave it to him. He said Paul re-wrote the whole thing. He said that they would write it one way and Paul would re-write it with completely different ideas. He said nothing was the same other than the scene. He said that's how they did it. It was like a college kid rewriting a paper. Matthew said Paul wanted writing credit so he took their names off the script. Matthew said they ended that to get paid. Matthew said that they went to the writer's guild and got credit. Paul appealed it and he's lost 3 different times. He said that Paul went on every media outlet and said that he wrote the movie. Matthew said he was on Howard's show trashing the writer's guild and mentioned his name. Howard had a clip from the show where Paul Hogan was on the show saying that he did write the movie but he didn't get credited with it.
Matthew said that they weren't allowed to go on the red carpet at the premiere. He said they had the worst seats in the theater and they were just treated awfully.
Howard said Matthew worked on Married with Children too. Howard said he was doing really well but he gave it all up for this fantasy football thing. Matthew said he was miserable.
Howard asked if he had a story about Ed O'Neil being cheap. Matthew said that they heard stories about some stars buying a lot of stuff for the cast. He said that they had been doing Married with Children for 12 years. They got a beach towel for Christmas. He said that it wasn't even a nice towel. He said it was like a $12 beach towel. He said they heard stories about Jerry Seinfeld giving really nice gifts to the staff. Matthew said he heard after season 8 that Ed O'Neil took the cast out to lunch and Ed picked up the bill and asked who had what and wanted to go Dutch with everyone. Howard said it's no wonder he waned to get into fantasy football.
Howard asked Matthew about how he got into the fantasy football thing. Matthew said he started writing for a web site that did rotisserie football which is what they used to call it. Then it took off from there.
Howard asked when he got involved with Matthew in the league. Gary explained how he got into it. He said that Matthew came in after they had Jerry O'Connell in the league. He said that they love Jerry but not in the league. He said that Jerry didn't take it seriously enough. He said they had to throw him out of the league. He said Jason had to make that call. Jason came in and said that he's the asshole so he was the one that had to make the call. Howard asked what he had to do. Jason said it's kind of like breaking up with a girl and she knows the relationship is already over. Jason said that Jerry didn't put up a fuss or anything. He said that Jerry was really annoying in the league. He said he wasn't playing by the rules. He said he was out and Matthew is in.
Howard asked how he got Matthew in. Jason said he had a relationship with him and he thought he'd be great in it. Jason said Will hates him though. He said he gets under Will's skin so easy.
Will came in and started to explain himself but Howard found out Matthew had a book to plug so he had him talk about that for a short time. The book is called ''Fantasy Life: The Outrageous, Uplifting, and Heartbreaking World of Fantasy Sports from the Guy Who's Lived It.''
Howard asked Will what his problem is with Matthew. Will said he's just a pain in the ass. He said that he wants to make league changes and things like that as soon as he comes in. Gary said there was a rule discussion last year and he knows that Will was pulling his hair out of his head. He said that Will had to steep down as their commissioner. Matthew said that the rules were very confusing. He said he's been playing for 30 years and he does it professionally. He said that Jason didn't understand it either and neither did JD. He said Jon Hein emailed the league and explained the rule and asked Will if that was right. Howard said he's wondering if anyone is doing work around there. Will said that's why he had to get out.
Gary said that they play with David Haidt there and he's one that annoys the crap out of him. Howard asked how they have time for all of this. JD plays in 3 or 4 fantasy baseball leagues too. Howard asked if David is annoying to him too. JD said it is annoying that he has a big binder that he brings with him.
Gary said that Jimmy Kimmel has a league and they came up with an idea where the winner can throw out anyone in the league. Matthew said he has a story about John Hamm getting thrown out of that league.
Howard asked if it's true that they have some leagues that can force people to get bad tattoos. Matthew said that's true. He said he has that in his book. He told Howard dhow that works and what some of the bad tattoos are like.
Gary said he suggested that they have a punishment in their league. He said that JD is against it. He said he's finished last 3 years in a row now. Howard asked why JD is so bad at it. JD said he doesn't know. He said he drafts stupidly and he picks the wrong people. He said he picks players too high and he's just a mess.
Howard asked if there are any secrets to this. Matthew said it's all about patience. He said that players will do what they're supposed to do and you just need patience. Howard said that you can't panic. Matthew said that's it.
Howard took a call from a guy who said this is ridiculous. He said that Matthew says don't over think it but then he writes a book about it. He said that the only thing more boring than playing this is listening to a bunch of people talking about it.
Gary said that they're a 10 person league and they're talking about bringing it up to 12 people. He said that JD wants to bring a girl into the league and she's a porn star. JD said that he'd rather look at her than David Haidt on draft day. Matthew said they can get models to come in and sit there on draft day. Gary said JD has her studying to be in the league. JD said she was doing it before. He told Gary to leave him alone.
Gary said that Scott the Engineer is in the league too. He bums them out too. Scott came in to talk about the amount of work he puts into it. Howard said this is all depressing to him. He told them to stop wasting their time and get back to work.
Howard said that the guys think Matthew's wife is too hot for him. The guys all said she's a 10. Howard said he wants to take a look at her. Howard had the guys bring her in. Howard saw her and said she is too hot for him. Howard asked if she feels that way. She said no. Howard asked if she likes the fantasy football thing. She said she doesn't understand it and he's obsessed. Howard said he's happier too. She said that the season is 18 weeks so she's mentally prepared for it. She said she knows there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Howard asked if she would rather have Matthew or Jerry O'Connell as a husband. She said that she's not sure who Jerry is.
Howard gave Matthew some plugs for his book. Matt told Howard that he was invited to a $10,000 league. He said he's heard there are some that cost $100,000 to enter into. Matthew said he thinks that Howard would enjoy it if he tried it.
Howard said he had no idea any of this was going on. He gave Matt some more plugs for his book and his web site. Follow Matthew @MatthewBerryTMR on twitter. Howard wrapped up and went to break a short time later.
Howard came back and said they have Sydney Leathers there. He said he thought it was her screen name but it turns out it's her real name. Howard had the guys bring her in. Howard said the weird thing is that Anthony Weiner never met her in person. Howard said he's had more interaction with her than Weiner has.
Howard asked Sydney about how all of this happened. Howard said he knows she wrote how disappointed she was in him when the first scandal broke about him. Sydney said that she's a huge political junkie. She said that she's really involved in politics but she wasn't in his campaign or anything.
Howard said Sydney wrote to Weiner and told him that he was his hero. She didn't hear back from him for about a year. Howard asked if she attached a picture or anything. Sydney said she didn't. Howard asked what he wrote back to her. Sydney said that he poked her on Facebook about a year later. He said that he wrote to her and said he was sorry for letting her down. It took off from there and the conversation was sparked. Sydney said she did question if he was really that dumb. Howard asked if she knew it was really him. She said she did. She knew it was his legitimate profile on Facebook.
Howard asked Sydney how long it took for him to start flirting with her. She said it didn't take any time at all. She said he doesn't have a good segue either. She said he just gets right into it. Howard said he saw a nice ass shot of Sydney. He said it looks like a selfie. Sydney said it was. She said that was one of the first shots she sent to him. Howard said it's a great picture of her. Howard said he was excited by that. Sydney said she's flattered. She said this was like the second day into the flirting. Howard said it's unbelievable. Howard said that he admires that in a way. He said that some guys spend too much time being friends with girls. He has people on the staff like that.
Howard said Sydney wanted to see how far this was going to go so she stuck with it. Sydney said she couldn't believe he was doing it again. She figured she'd just roll with it. She said she had strong feelings for him at the time and she was infatuated with him.
Howard said he read some of the transcripts yesterday. He said that he has to tell her that she almost does nothing. Sydney said you can tell she was very uncomfortable and vague. Howard said Weiner goes into so much detail. He said that he'll just ask how she feels and she'll say ''Mmm, I'm cumming.'' Sydney said he seems to prefer that. Howard asked if any girl likes seeing a guy's cock. Howard asked if Weiner sent pictures of his. She said he did. Howard said he must chub up before sending them. She said he may have. Howard said that he can't believe he did this after getting into trouble the first time.
Sydney said that she was flattered that he trusted her enough to send them to her. She said that she can't believe that someone so book smart can be so stupid in real life. Sydney said that he told her that if the picture ended up anywhere that he'd know it was from her.
Howard asked if she was really playing this stuff out with him. She said that she just told him what he wanted to hear. She said they had phone sex too. Howard asked if she taped the phone sex. Sydney said she didn't but she should have. Howard asked how long it would last. Sydney said it didn't take him long to cum. Howard asked if he ever asked her about her life. She said that he did but it was very awkward. She said that he would ask her about her life and then he'd tell her to take her panties off. Howard asked if that's the wrong approach. She said that he's not too smooth.
Howard said Weiner has never met her in person but he was doing all of this. Sydney said that she could have been doing a catfish kind of thing and he wouldn't have known. Howard asked if she actually took her panties off and masturbated. She said she did on a couple of occasions. She said that she thought it was great that he felt this way about her. Howard said he wants to be worshiped. Sydney said that he loved the fact that she knew so much about his politics.
Howard asked Sydney if Weiner ever talked about his wife or kid with her. Sydney said that he talked to her more about his cat than he did about his wife or child. She said that says a lot about the guy.
Howard asked if there was any role playing. Sydney said that there wasn't too much but he did like to talk about shower sex and he'd call her to talk about it and jerk off. She said that he would be on the phone jerking off and he'd be saying ''Oh yeah, thank you baby'' when he was done. Sydney said that the conversation was over as soon as he did that. Howard asked if he would call back. She said he'd be back on the phone an hour later or so. She said he needs more than therapy. She said that he's masturbating all day long and he's 48 years old. Howard said he jerks off maybe once a day at the most. He said this guy has to be busy with something.
Howard asked Sydney about the calls where they're in the shower together and if he cums quickly. She said he does finish quickly. She said that he never asked her to meet. She said that she was looking to move to Chicago at one point and when it fell through Anthony wanted to help her out getting the apartment she was looking at. She said that was in his ''Carlos Danger'' email.
Howard asked if she was thrown off by the Carlos Danger thing. She said she thought it was so fucking funny. She said that he never made her call him that or anything. Howard asked if that's his sexting name. She said that he made a fake email to use to text and email her. She said that he used it on a couple of accounts. Howard said he'd love to know where that name came from. Sydney said she wouldn't want to know that. She said that she knows it would just be weird.
Howard asked Sydney about Weiner calling her a couple of times a day to jerk off. Sydney said he was a very clingy person. She said he would call her a bunch of times and it was just too much. She said that she was 22 at the time and he was getting upset about guys complimenting her on Facebook and things like that. She said it got really annoying.
Howard said he can't figure out this whole thing. He said contacting her and never wanting to fuck her is weird. Sydney said that she agrees. She said that Anthony would talk about doing it but never wanted to get together.
Howard asked how things fell apart. Sydney said she stopped answering his calls and he'd get all pissy with her. She said that he was a needy little bitch basically. She said that he needs his ego stroked. Howard said that she knows how to play it.
Howard said that they were reading the transcripts and Anthony was saying that he wanted to choke her with his big cock. Sydney said that everything is about him and that's all he cared about. She said that he would never talk about her pleasure. Howard asked if they ever talked about doing anal. She said they never did. She said that he would talk about cumming inside her and things like that. He was really into that stuff.
Howard asked if there was any way that this was satisfying to her. Sydney said that she didn't want to be known for this at all. Then when her identity was revealed she just rolled with it. Howard asked if she was mortified that her parents would find out. She said her dad is great so she didn't care. She said she knew that he'd be okay with it. She said that she did warn him about it before it came out. She said he didn't believe her at first but then it came out and he believed her.
Howard said he might have said to her that this guy could be crazy and he could get so paranoid that he could do something to her. Howard asked if she has pictures of his cock that she hasn't released yet. She said she has released everything she has. Howard asked if he shaves his cock area. She said that he takes the pictures at weird angles. She said he has some girth but it's not that long.
Sydney said that Weiner told her about running for mayor before he even announced it. Howard asked if she's angry with him. Sydney said that she is because he lured her into this situation and then didn't want to own up to it. She said he was talking about how he had changed and everything had changed. She said that she was proof that he didn't change at all. She said that's what got to her.
Howard asked Sydney if she ever thought that he'd leave his wife for her. She said it never got there. She said that he never gave straight answers about that stuff. She said she's not sure how he could be Mayor of New York city if he's masturbating all day long. She said he was calling 4 or 5 times a day with her. She said there could be other girls too.
Howard asked how this became public. Sydney said that she had fun with the secret and it was the best part of the whole thing for her. Howard asked if she sent pictures of herself masturbating to him. She said she did. She said she's fully shaved too. Sydney said that he'd refer to it as her smooth pussy. Howard asked if that's a turn on to her at all. She said not at all. Howard said that girls don't want to hear that. Sydney said she didn't want to hear that and she felt like he was talking to a 5 year old or something.
Sydney said that she felt like she could be falling in love based on all of the stuff they were talking about. Howard asked if she has a job right now. She said it's impossible for her to do anything normal right now. She said she was going to go back to school on the 15th but now she can't do anything. Howard said it was a big decision to do this. Sydney said that she tried to do this all anonymously but someone revealed her real name so that's going to be hard.
Gary told Howard that she's going into the studio to record a song called Weinerizer that's a parody of Britney Spears' song ''Womanizer.'' Sydney said she's trying to capitalize on it while she can. She said this is what she's doing to do that.
Howard asked Sydney about the sugar daddy's out there that have supported her in the past. Sydney said that she has had guys send her a grand for bills or random stuff. She said they must be bored and have a lot of money to blow. She said that they will send her money through Paypal or something. She said that she would say she'd need help with rent or something and they'd send her money with no contact at all. Sydney said that she did string one guy along making him think that she'd give him sex but she never did.
Howard asked Sydney about doing porn. She said that she's leaving her options open. Sydney said that she's not nervous about being nude on camera. Howard asked if she would do it on camera. She said that they'll have to wait and see.
Howard asked if she has ever done anything with girls. She said that she has thought about it but it actually pissed Anthony off when she told him she was into a girl.
Howard asked what she would say to Weiner's wife Huma. Sydney said she's not sure why she stays with him. She said that they have a baby but she can't imagine they have sex very often.
Gary said this is big news. He said there are news trucks downstairs with huge antennas. Sydney said that it's kind of surreal. Howard said the news trucks are lines up in a row out there. Ronnie said they've been out there since 4 this morning. Gary said he wants to thank channel 11 because they've mentioned every hour that she was doing the show.
Howard said that Sydney has only spoken to him and one other person. Sydney said she's pacing herself. Howard said she's trying to monetize this whole thing.
Gary came in and said that later on they're going to go to Weiner's house and do a photo shoot outside. Howard asked if people call her names and things like that. Sydney said that it's 50/50. She said that they either like her or hate her. She said that there's nothing in between.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who said that he's seen chicks like this before. He said they fall in love with you and then they're at your door step asking why you cut them off. He said she's the angry one.
Howard asked the manager, Gina Rodriguez, come in. Howard asked her what the game plan is. Gina said that everyone is going to know who she is and people should be applauding her for doing this. She said she would like Sydney to do the porn. She said that she's trying to talk her into doing that right now. She said she is kind of nervous about it. Gina said next week they'll have her all sexed up. She said they're going to get her new big boobs. Howard asked why she would do that. Howard said she has great boobs now. Sydney said she thought she wanted a boob job so she wanted to get new ones. Howard said the C-cup is plenty.
Howard asked to see her boobs. Gina told her to do it. Sydney showed them to him and Howard said they're perfect. He said that he's not sure why she'd change that. Sydney said if Howard likes them then maybe she won't. Howard asked how her ass is. Sydney said she may do something with that. She said she never thought about it actually.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that Weiner is a hero. He said this girl is a fame whore. He said she has to get used to that term. Howard said that this guy likes Weiner more. The caller said that the guy was in a private, normal conversation. Howard said he's not sure how normal that is. Gina said the guy is married.
Howard took another call from a guy who said that it sounds like this girl is looking for attention. He said that doing the song is going to make her look like a clown. He said that she has a great radio voice and she shouldn't be doing this stuff. He said she needs to take a step back and think about this.
Howard asked Gina if there's a bigger future for her doing something other than this video. Howard said she could go out and make something more legitimate out of her life. Howard said he knows it's not the fun thing but what does she think about that. Sydney said that she has done some radio stuff for years. Howard said there's a slot open on The View. Sydney said she doesn't think that she'd fit in there.
Gary said there's some talk that Weiner may get out of the race today after hearing this interview. Howard said that if it does happen that way then she'll be in even more demand.
Howard asked Sydney about what time he was calling her. She said that he'd call around 9 her time and then back at noon. Then he'd call back a couple hours later, maybe around 3. Howard said that he's cum 3 times already and he calls her again at dinner time. Howard said that's four times. Then he'd call her back around bed time. Howard asked if he'd call 6 or 7 times. She said he would. Sydney said Anthony had posed for a picture for People Magazine and talked about how great his life was and how he had changed but he had just started speaking to her a week or so before that.
Howard suggested that Sydney do a TV show with people like Gennifer Flowers and Ashley Dupree. Sydney said she'd be up for that.
Howard said that he has a movie idea. He said that it's like Sharknado but Anthony Weiner is the thing eating the girls.
Gary asked if there's a possibility that Weiner was doing this with other women and jerking off even more times a day. Gina said if there are girls out there who were doing that, they can contact her. She said you can get her through GRMediaFirm.com
Howard asked where Weiner finished when he would jerk off. Sydney said that h probably just came all over himself. She said he loved himself so much that he'd probably lick it off. She said that he'd ask to see her feet and talk about jerking off on them and then wanted to suck her toes. Howard asked if he ever had her bent over in his fantasies. She said that's what they were all like.
Howard took a call from the guys in the back who were playing clips of Robin saying that Sydney's tits were perfect. Howard let the guys do that for a few seconds. He asked Robin why she called in to do that. Robin said she has no idea. She said she's not sure what came over her.
Howard asked if guys are coming no to her now. Sydney said that just the opposite is happening. She said that they're not coming on to her at all now.
Howard asked if she ever ran across a guy named Da Bad Ass. Sydney said she has no idea what he's talking about. Howard told her that the guy works for them there.
Howard took a couple more calls. One guy asked if Weiner ever asked to see shots of her making pee or poo. She said he never did. She said it was feet pictures and things like that.
Howard asked if Sydney wanted to ride the Sybian. She said not today but maybe next time. Howard asked if she looks at men like they're only good for sex. Sydney said that she did that even before all of this.
Howard asked Sydney if Weiner would bring up spanking and things like that. She said he would bring that up. Howard asked if he asked her to call him Daddy or anything. She said he liked it when she called him Anthony.
Howard asked Gina who else she's representing these days. She has Tan Mom and she had Teen Mom for a while but she quit on her. She said she can't talk about why.
Howard asked if there's anyone else she would want to sex with. Sydney said that she would like to hate fuck Sarah Palin because she needs it. Howard asked if she'd have sex with Huma. Sydney said she would because she knows he needs it. She said she's there for Huma.
Gina told Howard that Anthony names his photos that he sends. Sydney said that he named one ''For Syd'' when he sent the dick picture. Howard TV showed a shot of his penis and Howard said it does look like he shaves. Sydney said that's the one he named For Syd. Howard said you never send out pictures of your cock. He said this is what happens when you do. Howard wrapped up with Sydney a short time later and went to break.
Howard asked Fred what he makes of it all. Fred said he thinks that Weiner is a flawed character. He said he's not sure why she was so hurt by the whole thing. He said he thinks she made some bad choices and so did Weiner. She knew he was married and she shouldn't have been fucking around with him.
Howard said he knows Robin would never tell if she did that. Robin said she would tell everything. Howard told her to shush.
Howard said there's other news going on out there. Howard said Robin is going to get to that now. They played her into the news with a song parody. Howard said they celebrated her birthday today and if you missed it you must hear the first hour of the show where they had some people call in and come in.
Howard said Andrew Dice Clay is getting good reviews in this new Woody Allen movie he's in. Howard said the movie is Blue Jasmine and it's the biggest opening for Woody ever.
Howard took a call from Bobo who said that Howard knocked it out of the park with that interview. He said that Sydney was great. Bobo said that Weiner is the asshole in that whole thing. Bobo asked when they're going to release Benjy to another press conference.
Gary said there are already stories out there about her being on the show. They had a clip from CNN about the interview. Howard played the clip and they were talking about Sydney telling her story to Howard Stern. They played a clip from the show in there where Sydney was saying that he was like a clingy girlfriend.
Robin said Huma must be there thinking she's got a great catch. Howard said he likes that's the clip they played on CNN. He said you know they want to play the clip where she's talking about him cumming 5 times a day. Howard said that's news so just play it.
Howard said Johnny Depp must be freaked out by this Lone Ranger movie tanking. Howard said Depp says he might be quitting acting now. Howard said that means Eric the Actor moves up a notch. So did Jeff the Drunk.
Robin asked if Howard had the Donovan McNab retirement tape on him. Howard asked the guys if he had it. Robin said he was crying when he made the announcement. Gary said they didn't have it.
Howard said that Farrah Abraham was asked if she knew who Trayvon Martin was. Howard said he has the tape. She was asked about it in an interview and she thought it was someone she had met but she couldn't picture ''her.'' Robin said that's someone who is really out of it.
Robin read about Leah Remini dropping out of the church of Scientology. Howard said he'd question any religion. He said you have to understand whatever it is you're in. Robin said that Leah is saying she's being shunned now that she's dropped out. Howard and Robin spent a few minutes talking about that. Howard read a live commercial after that.
Robin got back to her news and read about Lana Del Rey. Robin said she was good friends with Lady Gaga at some point. Robin said in her latest album she wrote a song where she disses Lady Gaga.
Robin read about Netflix producing their own shows and getting Emmy nominations for them. Robin said that CBS has a hit show called Under the Dome. Howard said he loves that show. Robin said it will be back next summer too. Howard said the dude from breaking Bad is in it too. He said he's really good in it. Howard did another live commercial read after that.
Howard said he's trying to figure out how he's going to stay awake tonight on AGT. He said last week was the opening night so it wasn't hard to stay up. Tonight he may fall asleep. Howard said he loves the show. He said he doesn't love the schedule. Robin said she's afraid that the kid who does the magic, Collins Key, is kind of full of himself. She said that he's got that grin on his face all the time. Howard said he thinks he might be getting a little cocky. Howard said the chicks are digging him too. Howard said he did take his advice about stopping crying. Howard said he does like the kid though. He said he's got a good shot. Robin said she's a little worried about him.
Robin read about how Lindsay Lohan is going to be hosting the Chelsea Lately show next month. Robin said she's going to get out of rehab and go right into that. Howard said she's obviously learned nothing.
Howard said Arnold Schwarzenegger turns 66 years old today. Robin said Psy is 35 and she thinks he looks older than that. Howard said he thought it was some really young age that looked older. Robin said he has said he has a really bad drinking problem. Howard said that makes him more interesting.
Howard read through some email. He got one about Superman and Batman since they had a discussion about that recently. Howard read some mail about the Alec Baldwin interview from last week. Howard said that people have written in about Mariann from Brooklyn and asked him not to have her on the show anymore. Howard said one guy was upset that Ronnie was the fashion coordinator on the show.
Robin read a story about Anthony Weiner's numbers dropping in the polls. Howard said their interview couldn't have helped that at all. Robin said that he's dropped to 4th place in the polls. Robin said only 16 percent say they would vote for him. Howard said they say that he has a large black constituency. Robin said that's what they say. Howard said they say they're not as rocked by scandal as whites are.
Howard played some audio of Marion Barry talking to Geraldo Rivera about his crack smoking. He called Geraldo ''Jeraldo'' instead of ''Heraldo.'' He was also cursing so Geraldo asked him to apologize for that.
Howard mentioned that someone had emailed and said they wanted to hear Tracey Millman and JD read the Sydney Leathers and Anthony Weiner transcripts that they read yesterday. Howard had the two of them come in to read them. JD and Tracey went through the transcripts and Howard cut them off eventually. He got tired of hearing it. They played a ''Jackin Off To You'' song after that.
Howard said he saw that Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh were dropped from some radio stations. Howard said that Scott DePace won't have anyone to listen to. Scott said he only listens to rush for about 30 minutes and listens to Howard for 5 hours a day. Howard read a live commercial after that.
Robin read about a man who jumped off a building committing suicide and two women were injured in the fall. Robin said the guy had just broken up with his lover when he jumped. Robin said the guy didn't make a noise when he was falling.
Howard asked Robin if she speaks to her cats in a weird voice. Robin said she doesn't think so. Howard said he does with his cat Walter. Howard said he does it with any of the cats. He said he does speak in his regular voice too. Howard said Richard talks to his guinea pig in a weird way and he recorded it. Howard played some of the audio and asked Robin what she thinks. Robin said she thinks that his pig just jumped off the building. Howard said he really loves those guinea pigs too. Howard said he saw video of Richard feeding the thing on his chest and it's really cute. He said that voice is just weird though. Howard played more of the audio and said that was the wrong tape. That's actually how he sings to Sal while he's blowing him.
Robin read about a guy who is in court for having sex with a 13 year old student in school. His wife is standing by him through the whole thing. If he's convicted he may not be able to stay in his house with his 15 month old child.
Robin read about the Pope standing up for gay people. Howard said he's throwing him off with that. Howard said he's gone berserk. Robin said they need to get him back on the reservation. Howard said he was very proud of him. Way to come into this century. Howard said he should make nuns parity with the priests too. Robin told him not to get too crazy. Robin had some audio of someone commenting on that.
Robin said that there is some people are suing the makers of Crazy Glue because they make false claims about it being good for use on wood but on the back of the packaging says do not use it on wood or leather.
Robin read about how one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey is up on fraud charges. Robin said that Teresa Giudice allegedly claimed that she had a job that paid $45,000 a year and she never was employed. Robin said that they say that the husband was up to things too and they may have defrauded banks out of millions of dollars.
Howard mentioned the train accident in Europe and how he's afraid to travel in any way. He said he may have to turn Gary into his burro and use him to bring him around. Robin said he'd have his own ass. Howard and Robin also talked about a boat accident that killed a bride to be and the best man of a wedding party. Robin said you have to be careful in a boat. She said they're dangerous things.
Howard had some audio of a Justin Bieber fan screaming for him. Howard said it's no wonder the guy isn't right. The girl sounded like she was being killed. That led to Fred playing some clips of Benjy making weird screaming noises too. Howard said it sounds like High Pitch Eric yelling for Heidi Klum outside of AGT. Howard played the Bieber fan and Eric together to see what that would sound like.
Robin read about a baby that was born without kidneys. Robin said that this is typically fatal in the womb. Robin said that it's the first baby with that condition to breathe on its own after birth.
Robin read about a guy who was sentenced to 50 years in prison for molesting his daughter between the ages of 8 and 22. Robin said that he's believed to have fathered kids with 3 of his own daughters.
Robin read about how there may be a new plastic backed iPhone coming in the fall. It will be known as the iPhone 5C. Howard said his daughter has a phone that's really big. He said it's a little bit bigger than a regular phone. He said he's going to stick to the Apple stuff though.
Robin said that Time Warner Cable is set to drop CBS from their cable line up. Robin said that they're battling over retransmission fees. Robin said they're trying to work out a deal. Robin wrapped up and Howard ended the show around 10:35am.
Jon said that they have to talk about Sydney Leathers too. Jon and the guys were talking about their fantasy football league and how that's been going. Matt said that Will has done a good job as commissioner. He said there was one particular thing he needled him about and he was a bit of a jerk about it. He said Will came back at him with a nuclear bomb. He said that he sent a private note to Will and Will responded with an email blast to everyone in the league.
Will and Matt went back and forth with that rule problem for a short time. Will said it's not his problem anymore so he doesn't care. Will said it's not his life and he doesn't need that nonsense.
Jon said that Will is irritated now but it pales in comparison to this discussion about the punishment for the league. JD doesn't want it but Matt does. JD said that he doesn't want it. Gary said that he could go play in another league. JD said that's no fun for him. He said he'd have to see them playing in front of him all the time.
The guys spent a couple of minutes talking about their league and how Howard kind of understood the attraction to it after they mentioned The Bachelor fantasy league.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he runs a web site for fantasy sports and being commissioner is very easy. He said if you have good rules then it basically runs itself.
Matt told some stories about Scott the Engineer's bad luck following him into the fantasy league. He said he had a quarterback who got tackled at the line like 5 times. He said Scott really does have that black cloud.
The guys were goofing on Scott about how slow he is about making his picks. Scott said he's allowed 90 seconds to make his picks and he uses that time. Jon said he just takes it because he has the time. He doesn't need 90 seconds. Matt said that he has suggestions in the book about not being ''that guy'' and Scott is ''that guy.''
Jon asked if Howard has changed his mind about fantasy football at all. Gary said that he doesn't think he has but he may enjoy watching them all going at each other. They went to break a short time later.
Benjy asked what the punishment would be. Matt said they have to figure that out. He said Benjy might have to get in on it.
Jon wanted to move on to Sydney Leathers. He said that there was mixed reaction to her. He said that people are thinking that she might be taking advantage of this station. Gary said maybe she is. He said that this Anthony Weiner can't stop doing this. He said in months we may find out that he was cumming with 15 chicks every day. Jon asked if this is crossing the line. Gary said he thinks that it is crossing the line.
Jason said he was comparing it to the Chris Hansen thing the other day. He said that some of those predators show up more than once.
Benjy said they were at a dinner once and Howard asked how much sex do you actually need. He said that it's a hunger for sex but there's a compulsion. Benjy said he does that with food and he thinks that Weiner may be doing that with sex. Matt said he thinks that it's an ego thing.
Jon asked why Sydney fell in love with him. Gary said he thought that she didn't really fall in love with him. He said she also said that she was grossed out by some of the things he was saying to her but she kept taking his calls. Jason said she was a young woman and it's easy to get swept up in all of that.
Jon asked Gary about all of the coverage they had downstairs. Gary said this Gina chick brings a lot of people to the show. He said that he figured that Sydney would be everywhere but it turns out it was just a TV show and them. He said that it's big news all over the local news channels.
Benjy was wondering about the photos she leaked and how they figured out it was her. He wondered if she was ready to be outed at that point. Benjy said she may have been sincere but she may have also wanted to be out there. Jon asked if Weiner is going to drop off now that this is all out. The guys said that they're not sure how he's going to do a press conference without being asked about this stuff. Matt said he doesn't have a shot at all. They had to take another break after that.
Jon asked Gary if he enjoys his birthdays. Gary said he was looking forward to his 50th but now 60 is coming up and that's just fucking old. Gary said that he's thinking that his Mendoza line is about 80. He said that he'd like to get there at least.
Matt said that he thinks about how old he's going to get now that he has a daughter. He said the stories about people dying young really freak him out. Gary asked if he's like the older dad when he's at the kid's functions. Matt said he is. He said he's 43 now and he's the older guy. He said he's done the math and it kind of freaks him out.
Will said that he's feeling like he's living on borrowed time based on his past. He said that he thought that he was going to die at 15 or 16 so it changes your perspective. Gary said Will had cancer twice so he had real thoughts of dying. They had to end the show after that. They were done at 11:15am.
Sean Kenniff From ''Survivor'' Comes In. 8/1/01. 7:55am
Then Howard said that Joe Rogan and Vinnie Favale had been arguing about the popularity of ''Survivor'' and ''Fear Factor'' during a break. The argument quickly got started again and the two of them went at each others throats. ''Fear Factor'' was the number one show this week and it's been picked up for more episodes by NBC. Vinnie, a CBS executive, argues that ''Fear Factor'' hasn't shown up on NBC's schedule yet so it's not really a hit show and it means nothing to NBC. Joe argued that they're in production and they're on the air now and it's become a huge hit over the summer, just like ''Survivor'' did. Joe argued that Vinnie is just a ''company man'' who can't deal with the fact that another network show is going to beat their shows when it airs. Howard let the two of them go at it for quite a while and it made for great radio.
Howard also pointed out how pissed Vinnie got about the ''David E. Letterman'' bit Howard did last week. Vinnie thinks that people thought it was really Dave and Howard should have made it clearer that it wasn't the real David Letterman who was doing racial jokes. Howard replayed some of that segment and Vinnie was still pissed. The guy that did the Letterman voice is amazing and sounds a lot like the real thing.
Howard wrapped up the segment and as they went out Joe made some comment about Vinnie being a ''company bitch'' or something like that. At least Joe is willing to let his real feelings out about this guy. He's not afraid to stand up for his hit show.
In the clip Howard said that people are yelling out Baba Booey to him all the time now. He said it's really taken off. Howard said that Gary still can't explain why he said Baba Booey. Howard said it's like he prepared some explanation for it and no one is buying it. Howard was saying that people want him to grow his moustache back too.
Gary said Quick Draw McGraw would call Baba Louie ''B, b, b, boy'' like he was stuttering at times. Howard said that it's not that confusing. Gary said that sometimes things happen and that's what his explanation is. Howard said that people are sending pictures of Gary and his new Baba Booey name. Howard said Gary told him that a guy is selling him an animation piece that he doesn't want to talk about. He said he's getting a good deal on it.
Howard asked which one it is. Gary said it's a Bugs Bunny and the monster. Howard asked if it's something he found in the garbage somewhere. Gary said it's not. He said this is a $1000 piece that he's getting for about $600. Howard said these people really see him coming. Gary said it's a good deal. Howard said it's something that's not even a real piece of animation. He said it's just some guy that drew it. Gary said it's done by the real guy. He said it's a Friz Freleng. Howard asked if it comes with a frame. Gary said it does.
Howard said his cousin drew comics and he has a garage full of stuff he drew. He said he'd love to have some of it but he feels funny asking for it. Howard said his name is Jack Adler. Howard said they're the actual comic books. He said they make huge plastic things that they shoot and bring down to comic book size. He said he has the actual big things.
Howard goofed on Gary more about the Baba Booey thing and then played the ''Baba Booey'' clip a couple of times.
Howard said that his cousin was telling him about all of the comic book stuff he has and how his grandsons don't appreciate it. He said they just sell it off to collectors and give Jack the money. Howard said he'd feel weird buying that stuff from him. He said he wants it but it's just a weird thing. He said it's supposed to be his grandkid's heirloom stuff. Howard said he's never even seen the stuff himself.
Beatles Drummer Ringo Starr Comes In. 8/1/01. 8:40am
Beatles drummer Ringo Starr came in to promote his latest CD ''Anthology So Far.'' Howard spoke to him about living in Monte Carlo and how great his life is right now. Ringo said he lives in an apartment in Monte Carlo because people leave him alone and the tax situation there is very good. There are no taxes for him. He said he can go out and shop without worrying about people coming up and bothering him. Howard wondered how rich Ringo really is. Ringo said ''I'm so rich I'm doing this show...'' He said that because he didn't get the publishing money that Paul McCartney and John Lennon did, he only gets about half the amount of money that Paul does. They still see each other once in a while to talk about releasing Beatles albums and stuff like that. He also has to sit with Yoko Ono since she's got control of John Lennon's part of the whole deal. Howard tried to get Ringo to bad mouth Yoko but he kept his mouth shut. Howard spent a bit of time talking to Ringo about all of the Beatles money and how everyone has been treated. Howard also asked Ringo about the recent story in the news where George Harrison said that he was dying from cancer and he was fine with it. Ringo said that the story wasn't meant for the public to see and any conversation he had with George Martin should have been kept quiet. Ringo also said that Martin had a lot to do with the Beatles success but he should have kept the story to himself.
During the interview Ringo just wanted to get some plugs in for his album but Vinnie Favale kept asking dumb questions and inserting his own answers like he knew more than Ringo knows about himself. Ringo actually said he doesn't hate anyone but he was quickly learning how to the more Vinnie spoke.
Howard brought in another big fan of The Beatles, Andre. Andre is the guy who hits the delay button on Howard when he says something that might be considered ''dirty'' by the FCC. Howard was going to have a trivia contest between them but after a couple of questions Ringo was done with it. He just came in to promote his album and that's all he wanted to do. Howard kicked Andre out of the studio and wrapped up the interview a short time later. You can find out more about Ringo and his tour at RingoTour.com
Smokey Robinson Stops In. 08/01/06. 10:40am
Gary told Howard that he had Smokey Robinson out in the green room. He just wanted to come in and say a quick hello. Howard wanted to get out of there because he had an appointment. Gary said Smokey knows that they can't spend too much time talking so it was okay. Howard said the guy is a good guy so he had Gary bring him in.
Robin was singing along with one of Smokey's songs as he walked in. He thought she sounded good but Howard told her she sounded like shit. Smokey told Howard he just wanted to check out the new place and stop in to say hello. Smokey has a new album (Timeless Love) out that he's at SIRIUS to promote today. He'll be doing that on some of the other channels there.
Howard talked to Smokey about his love life and found out that he just got married for the second time about 4 years ago. Howard wanted to know how many chicks he banged so Smokey said he had his fair share way back in his day. Smokey asked Howard if he had a lot. Howard told him he had his share after his divorce but he's with Beth now and not banging chicks. Smokey asked him if he's going to get married. Howard said that everyone was asking him that today and he was under a lot of pressure from that.
Gary asked Smokey if he got all of the money from the songs he wrote and performed or if he got ripped off like so many other people did. Smokey said he got the money because he was with Motown records. Howard asked Smokey if he was with a light skinned black woman or a dark skinned woman. Smokey seemed to think that was kind of an odd question but laughed and said she was about the same skin tone as he was.
Gary asked Smokey what song brings in the most money. Smokey said there are a few songs that bring in a lot of money but ''My Girl'' is probably one of the best money generators. They went over some of the other hit songs he's had so Howard told him he should come in and do a little concert for them sometime. Smokey said he'll do that when he comes back to New York City.
Howard asked Smokey how long it takes him to writ a song. He said that some take 25 minutes, some might take 2 years. He said that ''My Girl'' probably took about 2 hours to write. Howard asked him who his favorite song writer is. Smokey said he can't say who it is because there are so many great ones. He said he loves song writers.
Howard played a track off of Smokey's album and then asked him if he's still smoking weed. Smokey said he hasn't done that since 1986. He said he was killing himself with coke and stuff like that so he stopped doing it. Howard told Smokey how great he is and thanked him for coming in. Smokey told Howard it was a pleasure meeting him years ago at an airport. Howard gave him a plug for his new CD ''Timeless Love'' and let him go. They went to a commercial break a short time later.
Eric The Midget Calls In. 08/01/05. 7:20am
After the break Howard took a call from a guy who said he feels bad for Cabbie being in jail and all. He said that he's kind of dumb for being there at all though. The caller said he's been in jail himself so he knows what it's like. After that Howard took a call from Eric the Midget who asked Howard not to make fun of his voice. Eric said he doesn't make fun of Howard's nose so he shouldn't make fun of his voice. He went on to tell Howard that he sent a list of TV shows to Will that he'd like to get on. Howard said he had a voice mail from Eric where he lists some of the TV shows he thinks he'd be good on. Howard wondered if he drinks. Eric said he's not a drinker and he thinks it would screw him up if he did. He said he doesn't smoke weed either and he's never tried it. Howard went on to play the voice mail where Eric lists the shows he thinks he'd be good on. He would mention the network, the night the show was on, the show name and the parts he could play on the show. Here are a couple that he mentioned:
Eric told Howard there are some other shows that he doesn't want to be part of. He said there are some new shows like ''My Name is Earl'' that he doesn't want to be on because it ''looks stupid.'' Howard wondered if Eric would take a part on ''Will and Grace'' if he could date Grace. Eric said ''I don't know.'' Howard wondered if he would be on ''Smallville.'' Eric doesn't like that show and doesn't want to be on that one either. Howard wondered if he'd play Grace's tampon on ''Will and Grace.'' Of course he said ''no'' again. Eric said he doesn't like those gay shows. He told Robin that his aunt had a husband who went gay on her and left her. Howard asked him if he would do a part on ''Joey.'' Eric said that was one of the shows on his list so he would do that. Howard said he knows some guys over there so he might be able to make that happen. Howard wondered if he would do a daytime talk show like ''The View'' and do something for them. Eric thought he'd have to be a woman to do that show. Howard told Eric that what he's going to do is talk to the head of show business and see what he can do to get him some work. Eric told Howard that there are some handicapped people who are on hit shows like ''Las Vegas'' and ''CSI'' so there could be a part for him somewhere. Howard told Eric he had to go but he continued to goof around with the guy talking about how the people at ''Smallville'' contacted him and said that they wanted him to play ''Prune Man'' on the show. He let Eric go a short time after that. Artie said he should have thought about Eric for his movie ''Beer League.'' He thought about doing a sequel where they could have Eric play a gay guy who doesn't know that everyone thinks he's gay. They could call the movie ''Queer League.''
Howard said that Artie invited him to his movie wrap party but he can't make it because he's going to be out of town that night. That led to the guys asking Artie about his shrink and if he's still seeing him. Artie said that he did talk to his shrink last week but he hasn't been going to the office. Howard had to take another break after that.
Gene Simmons And Shannon Tweed Visit. 08/01/06. 8:45am
After the break Howard said he was busy dicking around and didn't even have his headphones on when he came out of break. He said it's satellite so you can be a little unprepared. He said that Gene Simmons and his girlfriend Shannon Tweed were there to promote their new TV show. He said that they've both been on the show before but not together. The two of them came in a short time later.
Howard mentioned the new TV show which is called ''Gene Simmons Family Jewels'' and it airs next Monday on A&E. He asked Gene if it was true he was worth $250 million and asked why he would do something like this TV show if he's already got that kind of money. Shannon said that Gene used to be so private back when she first met him and now he's opening up and letting everyone in.
Howard said he would never let a camera into his house because he would need some privacy. Howard asked if they were impressed with Ozzy's show. The two of them said that Ozzy was great in that show. Gene told Howard that he has never been high or drunk in his life. Howard interrupted and said Shannon can't say the same thing though. She has been involved in a bunch of stuff. Howard told her that he used to beat off to her pictures years ago when she was in Playboy. He said he had a few women, Shannon, Barbara McNair and Stella Stevens that he would beat off to.
Howard asked Gene again why he's doing this TV show if he's worth $250 million. Gene said he's not that rich and he's not the owner of the KISS name. He and Paul Stanley are co-owners. He told Howard some details about what the band has been up to and how he was just at a KISS coffee house franchise. Howard asked Gene if Ace Frehley has been fired from the band or not. Gene said that Ace and Peter are out of the band and they're probably better off, and alive, because they are out now. Gene said that they can have anyone they want come into the band to replace them because they own the rights to the make-up.
Howard asked Gene if they're going to have a bunch more farewell tours. Gene said that's what a lot of bands do so they will have as many as they can. Howard wondered if Gene is friendly with Paul Stanley. Gene said he loves the guy and he is still friendly with him.
Howard asked Gene about dating Cher. Gene said he lived with her years ago and everyone gets along. He said that Shannon and Cher get along but Shannon said she's only met her twice so she's not sure that she gets along with her. She was saying that she actually had to write her a letter asking her to stop sending letters to Gene. Her son found the letter in the mail and she thought it was a bit inappropriate so she asked her stop. She was going off on her for still sending letters to Gene calling him ''puppy.''
Howard wondered if she's that lonely that she has to send him letters like that. Gene said that Cher is a wonderful woman and he didn't want them going off on her like this. Shannon has been with Hugh Hefner herself so Howard and Robin were asking her about that. She told the guys that Gene is better in bed because he participates in sex unlike Hef. She said she talks about all of that stuff in her book (''Kiss and Tell'').
Shannon told Howard that she saw many things at the Playboy mansion and one of the things Howard read was that guys may have been doing stuff to Hef in his bedroom. She said it was dark in the room at the time and she never saw anything. She used that excuse for a few things that Howard asked her about. He asked her some questions about who she banged but she told him to read the book.
Gene just wanted to plug his show. Howard didn't want to go there yet so he asked Shannon if she still thinks that Gene doesn't cheat on her. She said she believes that even though Howard said he has heard that Gene has gotten blow jobs from people while with Shannon. She said that Gene wouldn't sell any records if he didn't say stuff like that so that's why she thinks that goes on. Howard got back to the Cher discussion and asked Shannon what she wrote to her to make her stop from writing. She didn't say exactly what it was.
Howard asked if it was true that Ace Frehley called Diana Ross the N-word in front of Gene. Gene said that is true. Shannon dated OJ Simpson for a little while so Howard asked her about that as well. Gene and Shannon talked about the relationships they've had. Gene told Howard about how he dated Diana Ross for a while and ended up breaking it off once he started dating Shannon. He had broken up with Cher to go with Diana.
Howard had a woman on the phone who claimed that she had been sleeping with Gene for a long time. It was Wendy the Retard who answered yes to every question Howard asked. She said she has been a lover with him since the 1970s. Shannon said she's pretty sure that Gene doesn't have any children out there that they don't know about.
Howard asked Gene if they are secretly married. Shannon giggled and said she didn't want to say anything that would incriminate Gene. She said she is married to ''the show.'' Howard asked Gene if he would marry Shannon if she really wanted it. Gene said that he has always had agreements with his women before moving in with them so it's like a pre-nuptial without the marriage.
Howard asked Gene what kind of money he would have to give up if they split up. Shannon said that she thinks she wouldn't get anything because there is no common law in California. Gene said that he will fight like crazy to keep all of his money.
Richard Christy came in and said that he's been a huge KISS fan since he was about 4 years old. He wanted to know about Gene taking a porn star to the AVN awards. Gene said Shannon knew about that and she was fine with it. Howard wanted to know when he last got a blow job. Gene said he's not a big fan of blow jobs and he's more into the drilling for oil type of sex.
Howard gave Gene and Shannon a plug for their new TV show ''Gene Simmons Family Jewels.'' He asked them about their son who has been trying to get into rock and roll. Shannon said that he's actually an artist, he's just doing that for fun. Howard thought it would be nuts for him to get into a band. Howard told Gene that he loved his show ''Rock School'' that was on VH-1 a while back. Gene said one of the kids on the show just got a $900,000 recording contract.
In the clip we heard Robin reading some news and Howard asking for a number to Iran so he could speak to someone over there about some things going on there.
Howard got an operator and got a number for a Hilton hotel over there. Howard got a guy on the line and went into his Fartman character. Howard asked how he sleeps at night when he has hostages there. The guy said that they are sorry about that. Howard asked why they're holding hostages and asked how he'd like it if he blasted him with a fart. The guy said he didn't do it. Howard said he saw the tape. The caller said that wasn't them. He said that was in Lebanon. Howard kept going with his Fartman character but the guy wondered what he could do for him. Fartman asked why they don't come out and fight for real. The guy said that they don't feel good about what happened. Fartman said he's going to fly over and fart in three days. Howard demonstrated what the fart's would sound like and blasted a few.
Fartman said he hopes they die a fiery death. The guy said that he doesn't like what's going on there. He said they're not doing it. Howard said that they have kidnapped people who have family at home there in the United States. The guy on the line said he didn't have time for this and hung up. Fartman told him to eat him as he was hanging up on him. Howard said he's sure the hostages will be released now. Robin said at least he did something unlike anyone else. Fartman said that's right. Then he farted an said ''Oops... I dumped in my pants.'' Howard said Fartman should run for President.
Today's This Date in Howard History was over around 9:00am.
Today's Best of the Week was over around 10:15am.