Howard had to talk about his trip to John's beach party. He talked about going out to a play and dinner with his two oldest daughters first. Then the next day he went to John's house with his daughter Ashley and her friend. He figured since the party started at 1pm that there would be food ready to eat. He said there was still no food by the time he left at 4:00. He said that Jackie was bringing skewers to cook hot dogs on and he was running late. Then they went down to the beach to set up a fire to cook on and that took forever to do so there was never any food to eat. Howard said that John is fatter than ever too.
Howard said that at one point John was carrying a metal shovel to the beach and Jackie was walking behind him. Jackie somehow ran in to the shovel and hit his face. He yelled at John so John spun around to see what happened. As he did that he swung the shovel in to Howard's arm. He said it was like a Three Stooges scene.
The whole reason Jackie was late was because he and his wife were playing a game of Scrabble together. They do this quite often from what Jackie was saying.
Howard also said that Mike Gange is fatter than he's ever been. He somehow shaved his own back so Howard had him come in to explain it. He said that he uses clippers and reaches around his back to shave himself. Howard said it looked pretty good so he told him that he should demonstrate it in the studio some time. Gange has to grow some hair back first and then he'll come in to show how he shaves it all by himself.
Corey is working on a new album so Howard agreed to take him on in a Battle of the Bands sometime before December of this year. Corey says that everyone will be blown away by this new music he's working on. He said he kind of raps in the songs. You can check his music out at CoreysMusic.com. Corey said that the site might not be up for a couple of days though.
After talking to her for a few minutes Howard had her perform her song. She tried to do it once but her headphones weren't working. She had to start all over but it didn't seem to help. She has decided to do the song in a higher key than before but it's still pretty awful. She sang it all the way through then Howard took phone calls about it. After a couple of negative calls Stacy said that she didn't want negative calls. Howard said he was trying to find positive ones but it wasn't easy. Howard then played the new studio version of the song which was also done in the higher key. That was no better either. Howard said he'll stick to the old version. He told Stacy that if he were her he'd sell his instruments and go to the Bunny Ranch. Howard took a couple more calls and even the positive one turned to a negative when the guy said he lied to get through. Stacy says that the only time she gets negative feedback about the song is when she's on the show. Stacy said that she has a Howard Stern tribute album with 3 songs about him on it but Howard never did get the one she sent. Howard said he'd have her back sometime in the future to play more of her songs. Meanwhile, you can visit her web site StacyRucker.com.
Howard soon changed the subject to Dave's dating life and how his ex-girlfriend Lara Flynn Boyle was stolen by Jack Nicolson. Dave didn't want to get in to that too much but he did say that she may have been cheating on him with Jack while they were still dating. Howard told Dave that her head was too big for her body anyway. Maybe he was trying to make him feel better about the loss. Dave said he's not seeing anyone right now but he's looking. He said he's been turned down by some women lately and Robin didn't believe it. Howard said he's seen Dave in action so he does believe it. Howard introduced Dave to Christina Aguilera at a party one night and Dave wasn't able to make anything happen there.
Dave told Howard that he recently saw Susan from ''Survivor'' and spoke to her for a minute. Howard told Dave that Colleen was a good one for him. Dave said that he'd just need ''..a couple of condoms and some Off (bug spray)..'' and he'd be all set. Both he and Howard agreed that she was cuter on the island than she is now that she's making herself up.
Howard took a break before getting to the big story he wanted to talk to Dave about. When they came back Howard asked David about the Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt wedding that he went to. Howard wanted to know how he got invited to the wedding. Dave explained that he kind of knew the two of them because his manager also manages both of them. He told Howard he's seen them at various functions also so he was in. He brought a ''friend'' to the wedding. He said she's just a friend who works at a casting agency and she also already knew Brad and Jennifer. Dave said that he still hasn't gotten them a gift. He told Howard how everyone had to park their cars at a school so that they could be bussed over to the wedding site. He was on a bus with Edward Norton and Salma Hayek. Brad and Jennifer rented a house in Malibu which was big enough for all of the people they had. Dave said that he was one of the first to show up. He wanted a drink to loosen himself up so he headed over to the bar. They weren't serving alcohol before the wedding so Dave had to beg for the bartender to turn his back while he made himself a drink. He said he got wasted pretty quick and was having a good time. By the end of the wedding he got around to saying hi to Jennifer and Brad. Howard asked David if Brad is as dumb as he seems. Dave was being nice and didn't have anything bad to say about either of them. Howard wanted to know if Brad's head rattled when he said his vows. Dave said it didn't. He told Howard how there were fireworks out over the water after the wedding. Dave also said that Jon Lovitz was there and he was heckling the bridesmaids during their speeches. Dave said that after one bridesmaid finished her speech Lovitz yelled out ''Next!'' Then when one of them finished her very long speech Lovitz yelled out ''Why stop now?'' He said it was pretty funny.
After talking about the wedding David told Howard how he saw the movie ''Bring It On''. He said he camped out waiting for it to open because he'd seen the coming attractions and they had girls standing around naked in a locker room for no good reason. He said ''It's a family movie.. if your family is a bunch of 40 year old perverted men.'' David also complained about how Spike Lee can stereotype white people in his movies but if he were to do the opposite he'd be attacked for being a racist. Howard told Dave to just talk about black people any way. He told Dave to just start using the N-word.
Dave is in town shooting a scene for his upcoming movie ''Joe Dirt'' so they spoke about that for a few minutes. Dave said that Adam Sandler is the Executive Producer of the movie and he's backing him up all the way. Dave said that his own movie company wouldn't back him up so Sandler stepped in to help out. Sandler also backed the movie ''Deuce Bigalow'' which managed to gross $65 million. Dave's last movie, ''Lost and Found'' only grossed $6 million. Howard said Sandler's movies are the dumbest movies around but they always make money. He did enjoy ''Deuce Bigalow'' though. Dave said that he'd be in town all week so he and Howard will probably hang out.
Howard was asked whether or not everyone will be able to drink at the MTV Video Music Awards on Thursday night when they do their drinking show. Howard said that everyone is going to be drinking. Scott the Engineer and the E! camera guy are included. Brian from E! has to do the camera work and E! didn't want him to drink because his camera work would suffer. Howard said that's the whole point of the night. He wants everyone drunk so that things can get all sloppy. That's exactly what he wants to happen. 20 years ago he did a drinking show in Detroit and he passed out for a half hour. Howard says when he woke up the bikers he had in the studio were doing lines of coke and it made for great radio.. He thinks. Gary said that he's afraid that Tom Chiusano is going to cut the show up the next morning when they play it on the air. Howard said if that happens he'll quit.
Howard had a copy of Kathie Lee Gifford's latest song that he played. It's supposed to be a Pop song. It sounded like a really bad Cher or Mariah Carey song with Kathie Lee singing. Howard said he could picture her bouncing around singing the song in the studio. He also brought up the fact that he got a call from someone who wanted him to appear with Kathie Lee on the MTV Video Music Awards. Howard told that person that he'd do it but he wouldn't be a phony about it. He told the person to find out if Kathie Lee would be willing to do it before they ask him to do it. He hasn't heard from them since then.
Howard and the crew were talking about interns when Gary said that Jackie had grabbed the ass of Anne Marie who works in the office. Jackie denied doing it so they had Anne Marie come in to explain. She said that one day Jackie was near the fax machine and he may have put his hand on her ass. Jackie said he would never grab someone's ass like that but she demonstrated what happened on Gary's ass. Gary said that it felt like a grab to him. Anne Marie then changed her story and said that he may have just brushed up against her. Gary swears that Anne Marie told him that her ass was grabbed and they had a whole discussion about it. He thinks that she may be trying to protect Jackie by changing her story.
Howard was under the impression that Tiffany's step father had forced her in to music. He soon learned that wasn't true. Tiffany said that her real father didn't support her music career but her step father did. She claims that he asked her if she wanted to do it. He didn't force her to. Howard thought it was her step father who was making her perform in Malls while people ridiculed her. It turns out it was her record company who had her doing that stuff.
Tiffany did seek emancipation from her parents at age 16 though. She said they were getting divorced at the time and she didn't want to live with her mother. She is still in touch with them now though. She gets along with them and they didn't take all of her money like so many other child stars parents have. She said all of her money was put in trust funds so she's been living off of that since then. She said that money doesn't last forever though. So now she's got the new album coming out next month.
Howard had some notes about Tiffany that turned out to be untrue. So most of the cool stuff he wanted to talk to her about was non-existent. He eventually played some of her new single ''I'm Not Sleeping'' for a minute. He also found out that Tiffany lost her virginity at 16 ½. She said that she lost it to a school mate that she knew before she became famous. Howard took a few phone calls for Tiffany and ended the interview a short time later. You can find out more about Tiffany's new album at TiffanyMusic.com
Howard asked Rich if he thought of making any deals with people while they were on the island. Rich said that never entered his mind at all. He didn't think of giving anyone any money at any point. It's all his.
Rich wants to start an outdoor adventure program for trouble teens. That led Howard to ask Rich about being thrown in jail for allegedly abusing his child shortly after he returned from the island. Rich explained everything to Howard and said that he didn't do what he was accused of doing to his kid. He said it was just his son's brilliant way of trying to get out of running. The police have apologized to Rich for throwing him in jail and all of the charges were dropped. But Rich is still going to try and change the way things are done by suing the police department that arrested him. He said they should have done things in a different way. He said there was no investigation in to the whole thing and there should have been one.
Howard told Rich that he heard about this book deal that he made recently. Richard said there is no book deal. He has not signed any deal yet so the news reports are false. He is writing a book about his life but he hasn't signed on with any publisher yet.
Howard wanted to know about what it was like to expose his small penis on the island. Sean had told Howard that it was pretty small. Richard said it's not that small when it's erect. He told Howard he's got about 6 ¼'' when it's happy. He didn't care about showing it on the island. This discussion eventually led to Richard revealing that he'd pleasured himself while he was on the island. He told Howard that he had sex on the island so Howard thought he had a story. Then Rich revealed that it was just sex with his hand. He'd go off by himself quite often to do this.
Howard also wanted to know why he didn't have any bug bites on him like everyone else did. Rich said that he didn't wear any bug repellent and he slept on the beach. He thinks that because they slept in a bug infested hut they got eaten up. He thinks that the repellant actually attracted bugs.
Howard heard about the plastic surgery that Rich had so he wanted to see the scar that Sean told him about. Rich immediately ripped off his shirt and showed the scar. Howard said it was a huge scar. Rich also whipped out his penis and showed Howard how big that was. Howard told him it looks like he's got more than he does. Rich told Howard that the scar on his back can be fixed now that it has healed. He doesn't really care about it though so he'll probably leave it.
Rich told Howard that he is looking for a relationship with someone. Howard told him he'd lend KC to him until he finds someone else. Rich said that was fine with him.
Howard took some phone calls for Rich before he left. One woman told Howard that Rich was the very manipulative person we saw on ''Survivor''. She pointed out his alleged child abuse as the proof. Rich said he's been cleared of all of that though. Howard told Rich that he didn't like him during the season of ''Survivor'' but after the Town Meeting show with Bryant Gumbel he changed his opinion.
Mark Harris, the gay guy who married Martha Ray before she died, called in to ask for a date with Rich. Howard told Rich a little bit about him and showed him a picture. Rich said he was an attractive guy. Mark claims that he doesn't do anal or kiss guys but Rich does. Mark said that Rich might be coaxed in to doing some of that stuff if Rich directed him to. Howard told Mark that he'd give Rich his phone number and if he's interested he'd call. That was fine with Mark.
Rich continues to work as a Corporate Trainer in his own business. He now gets about $25,000 for a 45 minute course. He was doing very well before he got on ''Survivor'' and will probably continue to do that. He told Howard that he has a lot of other job offers though. He has been offered TV shows, movies and even did a radio show for a week. He's got an agent, a manager and a publicist working for him now so they'll advise him on what to do next.
Rich told Howard that he was sexually abused as a child but not by anyone in his family. He said when he was about 8 some older kids shoved some chestnuts up his ass. A couple of years later he was raped by a family friend while on a beach. He said a guy gave him oral but he did get a little bit of pleasure out of it. Howard wondered if that's what ''turned'' him gay. Rich said he's really not sure if it did or not.
Howard asked Rich if he really hated anyone on the island. Howard used Sue as an example. Howard hated her on the show and said that she's a ''buffalo''. Rich said that he thought she went a little far with her speech about Kelly on the final show but said that she's not that bad of a person. Finally, just before Rich left Big Black called in with tape of Rudy on the Rosie O'Donnell show. Rudy was talking about Rich and saying that he's really good friends with Rich.. until the sun goes down. The audience laughed. Rudy also gave Rosie a T-shirt that read something like ''I love Rudy ... but not in a homosexual way'' which Rosie was thrilled to get. Howard thought it was a little odd for Rosie to be accepting of Rudy's behavior.
Shadoe told Howard that he's now running a web site called RhythmRadio and of course he's still doing voice overs for Hollywood Squares. Shadoe told Howard he'll back him up in that lawsuit all the way to the end.
The Saturday night syndicated show ''The Howard Stern Radio Show'' has also been renewed for a third season. That show starts up next week. Howard was also left out of the loop on that one and found out from Scott Einziger that it was renewed.
Howard played a bunch of song parody contest entries this morning. Here are some that he played:
After that though, Rodney snapped to it and told some jokes and goofed around with Howard for a few minutes. He explained the movie a little bit. Howard said he'd read the script and said it was pretty funny stuff. Rodney also told Howard that he's trying to better his ass so he wants people to e-mail him at BetterMyButt@Rodney.com to give him ideas. Howard wondered why Rodney would want to keep doing wacky stuff like that. He told Rodney that he's done it all so why the web site and why better his ass. Rodney said that he loves new projects and the excitement around them. He loves doing this stuff. He also plugged his web site Rodney.com and told people that if his movie isn't in their area they should call Artisan Entertainment and tell them to bring it to their area. He gave out the phone number too 310-449-9200.
Rodney also spent a short time talking about his recent heart surgery. He had that and then had an operation to fix an aneurism in his groin. He's been through a lot but he seems to be very happy. Howard asked him if Jackie ever paid him for the jokes he got from him. Rodney said that hasn't happened yet but he doesn't have any hard feelings. Rodney also told Howard that he only does the Jay Leno show these days. He did Letterman one night but wasn't comfortable with him so he doesn't do it anymore. Rodney will be appearing at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas starting October 5.
Howard asked Chris why he won't bad mouth anyone on SNL. He's now working with Adam Sandler just like David Spade is. Chris said that Sandler is a really funny guy and his movies are great. Howard thinks that he's lying about that and that he can't possibly enjoy those awful movies. Chris says he really does think they're ''fine motion pictures'' though. Howard thinks Chris is selling out and not telling it like it is. They spent a couple of minutes arguing about it.
Howard also brought up how he and Chris hung out one night at his apartment. They watched a basketball game and had shrimp one night. The next night Howard saw Chris at the Nobu restaurant hanging with some a-list celebrities like Gwyneth Paltrow, Ben Affleck and Sheryl Crow. He went over to say hi to Chris and the whole table went silent. Chris told Howard that after he left the table everyone was calling him an asshole. Howard actually said he thinks that he enjoys the fact that he's hated. He thinks that they hate him because he won't kiss their asses. He also said that when he sees people like that in person they treat him differently than when they're in groups. Chris said he's never seen a more hated white man in his life.
Howard spent a minute discussing the ''Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance'' song that he plays on the show once in a while. Chris had it on his comedy album Bigger & Blacker. Chris told Howard that was a real song that he found while looking for material for his album. It wasn't a comedy song that he made up. Chris said that when he went on Conan O'Brien's show they actually played him on with that song. Howard says when he goes to strip clubs they play that song for him too because it's played on the show so much.
After taking a long break Howard came back with Chris so they could discuss the ''Nurse Betty'' movie. As they came back Fred played an old clip of Paul Rodriguez bad mouthing Howard. Chris said that Rodriguez once stole a joke from him. Rock had some opening where he talked about how when he was born he was born a suspect. He said one night he tuned Rodriguez in and saw him doing the exact same joke. Robin said that maybe he'd thought of the same thing. Chris doesn't think so.
Howard asked Chris what he thought of the recent Source Awards show where a small riot broke out. Chris said that you can't expect to bring rap stars together and think that they'll be good sports about losing. He said you can't bring the losers to the show because they'll get pissed when they don't win. Chris told Howard that he'll be one of the presenters on the MTV Video Music Awards tonight. He'll probably drop in during the drinking show that Howard and the crew will be recording tonight backstage at the show.
Howard had Chris talk a little bit about this new movie ''Nurse Betty''. Chris said it's getting good reviews and he's very proud of it. Howard told him to give a quick explanation of what it's about. Chris said that he and Morgan Freeman play hitmen who are after Renee Zellwegger's character because she saw them kill her husband. That was the quick summary Howard was looking for. The movie opens tomorrow.
Howard told Chris that he was looking at his career and thinks that he isn't that rich. Chris said he was right. He was paid in the area of $300,000 for ''Nurse Betty'' and gets that type of money for any movie he does. He said he's probably got less money than David Spade does. Spade is on a weekly network show though. Chris said he's working on a new movie that he wrote called ''Down to Earth'' which is kind of an updated ''Heaven Can Wait''. He's also got a weekly show on HBO which airs Friday nights.
Howard was drinking some of Louie's special watermelon drinks while Robin was taking in some Long Island Iced Teas. Jackie was on Bloody Mary duty while Stuttering John was drinking beer. Gary was drinking margaritas and Brian the camera guy was also drinking beer.. and lots of it. Fred was drinking Scotch and beer.
Howard also had to pick song parody finalists during the show so it wasn't easy. Fred would play a couple here and there and everyone would vote whether or not to keep it as a finalist. Here are some of the finalists picked in the first hour:
Howard kept getting distracted during the song parody plays so it was spread out through the show. John the Stutterer was also on the show and he started yelling at Ralph for some reason. He was calling him names and stuttering up a storm. He wasn't allowed to drink because he's on a bunch of medications for his mental problems. He sounded like he was ready to beat Ralph up but said he wouldn't hit him unless Ralph hit him first. No fight ever broke out.
By this time, about 6:55, Lanie the waitress was so drunk she was offering oral sex for Howard if he hooked her up with some chick. Howard wasn't in to that though.
Gary had some people take breathalyzer tests during the show because Tom Chiusano said that they had to show people that drinking is not good. Howard blew a .08 by 7:15 or so. Gary blew a .12 around the same time.
Gary asked Howard if he wanted to have Blink 182 as a guest but Howard decided against it. He said they wouldn't have anything to talk about. Howard then found out that Brian from E! had 9 beers in him. John was up to 7. Howard said that he was out of it himself. He and Gary caught a glimpse of Jennifer Lopez on the awards show and argued whether or not she's good looking. Howard says yes and Gary says no.
Howard got to a few more song parodies and picked said yes to a few more:
Anne Marie had been drinking all morning and blew a .97 on the breathalyzer at around 7:50am. She said she was fine after Gary suggested that they cut her off from drinking. Howard said to let her keep going. He was hoping she'd get drunk enough to take her top off. She did show some skin but not everything.
Lonnie from Scores showed up around 7:55 and Howard told him how great that place is. Lonnie said that one of the girls said she wanted to make out with Anne Marie. Jackie said that just hearing that question made him ''chub-up''. Anne Marie said she's not in to that stuff but she's not against others doing it. Howard told her to keep drinking.
KC came up with a drinking game to play to get everyone more drunk. He said a rhyme and everyone had to make up their own rhyme that rhymed with his. It was stupid and everyone was able to do it so Howard just took a break.
Benjy was pissing in a special catheter behind a podium. He showed everyone what it looked like and it disgusted everyone.
By 8:05 Howard said his eyes were rolling back in his head. One more song parody was giving the finalist status. Howard and the crew agreed that ''When Will Robin get Naked'' was good enough to be a finalist. Lanie's top came off so everyone was distracted once again. She had 17 drinks in her by this time and was really wasted. Robin was also getting really f'd up by this time. She was slurring words and laughing uncontrollably.
Kid Rock and his girlfriend James King showed up for a few minutes. Howard tried to interview them but he was so wasted it was hard. Robin blew a .105 on the breathalyzer around this time also.
Howard tried asking Kid Rock about dating James King and how great it was. Howard said he could see right through her top. Kid tried to take over the show and tell a story since Howard's interviewing skill were being affected by the alcohol. The story didn't make much sense so Howard tried to move on. He said it was probably the worst interview he'd ever done and apologized to the audience for it.
Vincent Pastore from The Sopranos showed up around 8:30 and promoted the fact that he'll be on next week's episode of ''Son of the Beach''. He plays Vinnie Fellatio in the episode ''The Last Dong''. He had to go present an award so he didn't stick around long.
Kate Hudson came in right after Pastore left. Howard was thrilled to have her on the show. Her mother is Goldie Hawn and Howard kept bringing that fact up. He said that she looked great. He said that now that she's becoming famous her mother must get jealous. Kate thought that was kind of rude and said her mother isn't like that. Howard also brought up the fact that she's dating Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes. Howard asked what it was like when she introduced him to her mother. Howard said when he saw the two of them together it looked like a kidnapping because they were such an odd couple. Kate asked Howard if he's looked in a mirror lately. Howard said that really hurt. Kate said that her mother was really happy with Chris and it wasn't a problem at all. Jackie joked that Goldie probably changed the locks after meeting him. He gave her a big ring and she says she may marry him some day but not any time soon. Stuttering John came in and told Howard that he plays softball with Kate and she's a really great person. He'd just come out of the bathroom where he was laughing hysterically while taking a dump. Howard told Kate to get away from him but she didn't bother. She actually kissed him on her way out.
Robin was so far gone that Howard wanted to cut her off. Gary told him that he'd just blown a .16 so Howard had them test Robin. She blew a .113 so she was pretty far gone. She was wobbling on her way to the test. When she got back to her seat she knocked it over. She said taking the test was really tough too.
Bono from U2 was going to do the show but decided to blow them off at the last minute. No one cared though. Benjy was pissing in his catheter again while Anne Marie was talking about how her husband might get upset with the way she's acting on the show.
Paul gave the tallies for drinks again around 9. He said that Brian was up to 14 beers, John was at 13 and Robin and Howard were on their 7th and 8th drinks. Jackie was at 9 bloody marys. Fred was up to 7 scotch's and 5 beers. Everyone was wasted.
Howard's buddy Ross Zapin showed up so Howard spent a minute with him. He said that Ross sleeps with a lot of whores.. for no obvious reason. The band Papa Roach was there and Howard was going to pass on them until Gary told him that the lead singer blew a .20 on the breathalyzer. Howard tried to talk to the guy but he was so drunk that he wasn't making much sense. Howard kept asking him what it was like to be a big rock star and the guy just slurred his words and said that everything is all good. He told Howard that his cameraman is more drunk than he is.
Howard took a break and came back with Jakob Dylan. Once again he tried to do an interview and failed miserably at it. Howard was so drunk that when he was talking about Kate Hudson with Jakob, he called her the ''son of Goldie Hawn..'' and didn't even realize it. He was interviewing so poorly that someone suggested that they let Jakob do the interviewing. Jakob was getting annoyed with the whole situation and only asked Howard about drinking. Howard apologized for the whole thing and told him that they really enjoy his music. Jakob told Howard that he goes where the love is and that's why he blew off all of the other shows to do his. Jackie was doing his Bob Dylan impression and Benjy started to sing a Dylan song that was in poor taste. Howard called Benjy an asshole and told him to get out. Howard apologized once again and told Jakob to come on the show when everyone's not drunk. He said he'd be more than happy to do that.
After he left Gary said that John had spilled a beer on Jakob's jacket. They may never hear from the guy again. Howard said that he knew Jakob was getting annoyed with the whole thing and it was obvious.
Paul Turner said he blew a .147 on the breathalyzer. He gave the tallies again and Howard was up to 9. Robin was up to 8 and Gary was up to 10. Jackie was at 11 and Fred was at 17! Howard caught a glimpse of a hot blonde walking around so he asked her who she was. Tara the Scores chick got jealous so Howard told her that she was cuter than the blonde.
Sting and his wife Trudy showed up for a few minutes. Sting told Howard that he was glad the MTV show was over and he doesn't know why he puts himself through that crap every year. He did enjoy presenting the award though because he got to see some leather hot-pants on Destiny's Child. Howard was kissing up to Trudy and said to her ''I'd love to fuck you.'' He was so drunk that he just wasn't watching his language at all. Of course it was bleeped when he said it. Jackie asked Howard what the hell he was doing. Trudy told Howard that she was wearing a ''knicker-less dress'' which Howard heard as ''ni**er-less''. He thought she was using some racist name for her dress.
Gary came in and said that he'd try to plug Sting's Central Park free concert. He slurred the words and spoke too close to the microphone.
Howard's hair stylist, Toni Coburn, came in to meet Sting. She's a very big fan of Sting's and wanted to say hello. Gary told Howard that Toni just about had a ''puddle in her panties'' over Sting. She said a few words to them and hung out for a couple of minutes. Sting had a couple of margaritas and said they were the best he's ever had.
Howard asked Sting and Trudy if they ever swing with other couples. They didn't admit to it but Trudy it sounded like a good idea. Trudy said that she goes to strip clubs with Sting and he pays the girls to do lap dances for her. Toni said she didn't want to believe that those stories are true.
Howard took one last break and came back to let people plug stuff and take one last breathalyzer test. Robin blew a .14, Howard blew a .091 and Gary blew a .126. Brian from E! came over and blew a .145 while Fred blew a .111.
Gary told Howard that he had to apologize to all of the guests as they left because the whole show was so uncomfortable.
Howard let the breathalyzer guy plug his web site BACSys.com and said that Citrus is on 75th and Amsterdam in New York City.
Robin just about puked while Howard was rapping things up. Benjy went over to her for some reason and ended up puking on her. Jackie went over and stuck his tongue in Robin's ear. Finally, Howard took one last breathalyzer and blew a .786. The Breathalyzer guy said that was the highest reading he'd ever seen. Howard just ended it after that. He gave up on doing the song parody thing because everyone was so wasted. Tune in Monday to find out who the finalists are. What a strange show this was.
