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To save some space I'm just linking back to the original write up from 2006. Part 1, Part 2.
Howard started off the show talking about how they were back after their day off yesterday. He talked about what he did over the weekend after trying to figure out how old Martin Luther King would have been if he had lived. He died at 39 according to Robin. Artie figured he'd be 68 or 69 or so. Howard said that he should be celebrated and saw that they're putting up a monument for him in Washington DC. They have a Chinese guy designing the statue and a lot of black people are upset about that from what he's read.
Robin said that if people are upset about it they should do whatever it takes to make their own and have the statue erected somewhere else. Howard said it's not that easy to do that though. Howard went on to talk about that controversy and joked that the eyes are slanted which he found odd.
Howard said that he was going to get to how he celebrated the day but Robin kept asking him how he celebrated it. He had a lot of time to kill so that's why he was taking so long.
Gary said ''fuck him'' and spent a couple of minutes complaining about the way Jackie used to goof on him. He said Jack ie was relentless with that stuff in the past and he'd never leave it alone, even when they were off the air. He said that everyone else there drops all of that stuff when they're not on the air.
Howard said that Jackie was also complaining about the way Fred has been treating him lately and he doesn't know what he did wrong to him. He said he has no idea what he did to make him hate him. Fred said that he thinks that Jackie is an annoying pain in the ass and he doesn't get that he's a flawed individual and there are things that he does that annoy him.
Fred told the guys about a story he heard from a Poland Spring delivery guy who had to haul one of those huge bottles of water up into Jackie's attic, which is only accessible by a ladder. He said that the guy was really upset about that. He said that Jackie got that up there and Jackie gives him one of his video tapes as gratuity. No cash, one of Jackie's tapes. Howard said that Jackie thought that the attic was another bedroom and he'd keep stuff stored up there and that was how they got their view of the water out there.
Artie said that he thought that Fred and Jackie were getting along the day that they did the roast together. Fred said that he was having a good time but there were some things that Jackie said that rubbed him the wrong way. He said that there was some stuff he said about Benjy that annoyed him and stuff about him too. He said that Jackie came out of the box asking why Fred hates him and he hadn't even done anything on the show to bring that out. Howard cut Fred off and told him that he used up his allotment of talk on the show today.
Howard said that Tom Chiusano has left their old station, K-Rock, and it seems that he's actually being pushed out of the place. Howard said he's not his spokesman but it sounds like they may have been cutting costs over there and Tom was one of the budget cuts.
Howard said he read that they're not making a lot of money over there since he left. He said he now realized how underpaid he was working there too. He said that there are rumors floating around about the station flipping formats to country soon too. He said that they pull a 1 share with the rock format so that makes sense to him. He said that country is more mainstream than it ever has been and there are no country stations in the city now. Robin thought there was one there but Howard thought that they were all gone.
Howard said that they could make some good money with a country format. He's not sure that they're going to be doing that but it wouldn't surprise him if they did that because they have to make money.
Howard said that he was very fond of Tom Chiusano and he doesn't know how the company is going to handle that station without him. He figures that they're going to have a guy covering a group of stations instead.
Robin said that she spoke to Tom and he wasn't ready to retire yet. She said that it was going to be an issue for his wife because he's going to be home all the time and she's not ready for that. Artie said he read a story about Tom possibly coming there. The guys said that was just a rumor though.
Howard said that the death of Martin Luther King was a very big deal to him when he was growing up. He said that he was in school when he was killed and it was scary for him to go into school because he was in a black school.
Howard talked about his mother telling him stories about the old days and how she would ride the subway alone and things like that. Now she locks herself in her house and rarely leaves. She wasn't afraid to send her son to school after King was killed either. She wasn't afraid but Howard was.
Howard said that he didn't spend any time reflecting on King yesterday. Robin said that she's pretty sure that not too many people do. Howard went on to talk about the Giants game and how great that was. Robin was saying that she thinks that they're going to get killed in the big game. Artie said that he bet them in that game and he's up by about a thousand bucks.
Artie went off on Tom Brady for coming to New York and hanging out with his girlfriend there. He said that he should be up in Boston instead. Howard was saying that they saw Brady with a big boot on his foot and there are stories about him possibly being injured but Howard is thinking that maybe it's just a psychological thing and they're faking the injury to fool everyone. Artie said that the Giants coaching staff would be retarded not to play it as if he were 100 percent.
Howard said that they usually try to hide injuries and these pictures clearly show that he's injured. They talked about how strange that was. Howard asked Artie if he's going to bet the Giants again or not. Artie said he has to talk to some Giants fans to figure that out. He's not sure at this time but he's pretty sure he has to go with them.
Howard said that he's been a fan of theirs since college so he has to back them up in the big game. They talked about the game a little bit and some of the stuff that was going on during that. Howard and Artie talked about how they thought that they were going to lose after missing the one field goal.
Howard said that Artie must put some really big money on the game. He said that he's got to be a bigger fan than even he is because he puts his money where his mouth is. He said that Artie deserves a ring if they win the big game.
Howard said that he was watching the game and heard that the Giants' bench wasn't heated while the Packers was and it really pissed him off when he heard that.
Artie agreed with Howard and said she is hot. Fred said she is too. Robin wasn't so sure about that though. Artie went on to talk about doing a gig out at a club in Syracuse, New York and they had this really hot chick helping them out up there. He said that she was so hot and she reminded him of this Rachel Bilson chick. He said he actually jerked off to her that night that he was up there. He said he tried Eric the Midget's ''fuck the bed'' method and he really liked it. He said he was rubbing his pillow and kissing it and it was great. He said he had to thank Eric for that idea.
Artie said that he's tried that before at other hotels and it really works well. Howard asked him if he blew his load on the pillow. Artie said he does finish in the sheets. He said he made sure that the maids were Mexican because he doesn't care when they are. He said he may not jerk off to that chick ever again but she was so hot that he had to do it to her that night. Artie said that he wanted to get that chick's number but she turned out to be engaged.
Howard told Eric that his ''girlfriend'' was out at a strip club over the weekend. They had a picture of a billboard where they were telling people to come out and meet her before he does. Howard told Eric about what was going on with that.
Will came in and said that he didn't want to be a big buzz kill but she wasn't actually at the club, the owner did it as a goof. He's apparently a big fan of the show and that's why he did it. Gary said that the ad in the paper that they got showed that she is a dancer though.
Howard asked Eric if she's a dancer or not. Eric said that she has mentioned it to him. He said that he wanted to clarify something. He said that she only takes her top off and she has pasties on when she takes her top off. He wasn't sure if she gave lap dances or not though.
Howard asked Eric what he wanted to be called now since there was some confusion the other day. He played a bunch of those edited clips that they've been creating lately. He had a bunch of new ones like Eric the...
Howard asked Eric for more suggestions for what he'd like to be called and Artie threw in ''Eric the Bed Fucker'' since he was talking about that a little earlier. He also talked about how he broke the bed one time when he was banging Dana.
Howard asked Eric when he's going to sing this song he's writing. He said he might do it by Thursday. He didn't want to sing or give them any lyrics this morning. He said that he wanted to save them until Thursday. Eric said that he and his friend Brandon are writing it together.
Howard played a few more clips of Eric's new names and went on to say that Eric is going to be doing his American Idol commentary show again tonight with his co-host Gina. Eric said that they worked out some technical problems and they should sound better this week. Howard asked Eric what his co-host is going to call him and played ''Eric the Major Cock.'' That got some laughs out of Artie and Robin. Artie asked Eric if he prepares for being really bad on that show by doing something else he sucks at. Eric just goofed on Artie and threw in some fat jokes about him.
Howard played some clips from last week's Eric the Actor American Idol show that he did on his web cam. Eric was talking about the show end coming up and how he didn't get why they were doing what they were doing with the one Asian guy. Howard said that it really sounds like the lunar landing audio with Eric and Gina talking to each other.
Howard goofed on the clips for a few seconds, gave Eric some more plugs and played some more of the clips of him saying ''Eric the...'' Robin asked Eric how many times he talked to his girlfriend over the weekend. Eric said it was a few times.
Howard said that the special surprise he was working on for Eric didn't work out. He was trying to get him on the red carpet at the Rambo premiere but it didn't work out. Eric said that would have been cool but Artie told him that they have a strict ''no asshole'' rule. Artie said he had some other names for Eric and said that he could be called ''Eric the dye haired midget who thinks he has a girlfriend.'' Eric insists that he has a girlfriend, they just haven't met in person yet. Howard asked when they're going to meet and Eric said that it should be soon.
Howard played some more ''Eric the...'' clips and replayed a few that he had played earlier. Eric said that his girlfriend calls him sweetie, sweetheart and honey. Eric said that he calls her angel and beautiful among other things. The guys spent a couple of minutes talking to him about that before Howard had to let him go. Howard wished him luck with his show on JFSC.tv that will be live during the west coast feed of American Idol. Gary said that he's still working on getting Kendra on the show too.
Howard said he got an e-mail from someone who thinks that Gary is doing this for attention. Howard said he doesn't think that Gary will get braces. Howard, Robin and Artie all said they predict that he won't be getting them. Benjy said he thinks that he'll have something done but not braces. Fred wasn't sure about what he'll do.
The caller was also complaining about Gary wearing the same jacket every day for the past 2 years. Gary came in to defend himself saying that he just wears it to keep him warm at work. The caller said that it must be smelly but Gary gave him a big ''fuck you'' and said he doesn't know him and he doesn't know that it stinks.
The guys talked about how crazy some of the people on the show were going to get if Gary actually went through wit this whole thing. Sal was in Gary's office, as they spoke, doing his impression of Gary doing his stuff with some balls of aluminum foil on his Gary mask. Howard said that they're going to have to have Jackie come in one day if Gary does go through with this. Artie said that he'd take the month off so Jackie could replace him for that time. Howard said he's not giving him a month off, he should be taking the month off himself.
Gary asked if anyone is buying into the whole thing about how he's doing this just for attention. The guys seemed to think that it could be a possibility. The caller said that Gary loves hearing his own voice on the Wrap Up Show so he wouldn't be surprised. Gary said that's his job though, he's supposed to talk on that show. Howard had to go to break a short time later.
Howard said they were going to get to Gary and his braces and also talk to Danny Bonaduce and talk about David Spade. He said that he and David did talk via e-mail and they have made plans to speak on the phone. He didn't elaborate on what they talked about. He said he does have someone calling in about that who says he thinks that Spade is being railroaded though.
Howard said that Robin took him out to dinner for his birthday over the weekend. She didn't make a big deal out of the whole thing though, she kept it small and only Artie as invited. Artie said he found that kind of odd. Robin said that she and Jim made the plans and Jim was the one who suggested calling Artie to come along. Fred found that kind of weird too and he said that it's obvious that Jim must not like him.
Howard said that he was having a good time out at dinner but he had to tell Jim that he can't look at him the way he used to anymore. He said that now that he's dating Robin he's changed in his mind. Fred said he likes how the newcomer to the group can say who gets to come to dinner or not.
Howard said that Jim was a real trooper that night because all they kept getting for the meal was fish and Jim doesn't even like fish. Artie said he was waiting for Jim to do something goofy the whole night but nothing happened. He said that he's whipped now. He likes Robin so much that he won't ask the waiter to dump pepper on his plate until his food is completely covered anymore.
Howard said that Robin's vagina is an amazing finishing school. She's managed to refine Jim Florentine into this new man. He said that if that's not love, he doesn't know what is. She's turned Jim's life around. Fred did his impression of Jim a little bit and had some fun goofing around with that for a short time.
Howard said that Artie brought him a bottle of champagne for his birthday. He asked Robin if Jim was wearing jeans out to dinner that night. She said he was and Howard wondered what was up with that. He didn't think that he was dressed correctly for that restaurant. Robin said that he is a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy. She didn't know what he was going to wear to dinner although he did wear something similar another time they went to the same place.
Howard said that he was appropriately dressed. Artie wasn't according to Robin. She said that he shouldn't be carrying on about him when he wears what he wears. Howard said that Artie could have worn a nicer outfit. Robin said he could have shaved too. Howard said that he's surprised that they let them into the restaurant at all. He said that he gets dressed up when he goes to a place like that even though he'd rather be wearing jeans.
Howard said that Artie was the life of the party and told a bunch of great stories while they were at dinner. He said that it was like Artie from the radio show and the kind of guy he expects to see when he goes out with him. Artie said that he had a lot of fun that night and they had a lot of laughs together.
Howard thanked Robin for the dinner and said that it was great hanging out with Jim too. Robin thought that Fred was being silent because he was upset about not being invited. Fred did a little more of his Jim impression before Howard had to move on.
Howard said that he heard that Danny met this 25 year old girl that he's dating just a half hour after his wife asked for a divorce. Danny said that his marriage lasted almost 20 years so that was pretty amazing. He said he did marry her very quickly but it lasted.
Danny said that he got his wife a date on the radio show when he was on there. He said that he promised not to hurt anyone who dated her and even said that he'd support them and try to help them out so he could get her married.
Danny asked his girlfriend Amy to wake up so she could talk to Howard. She didn't get on right away so Howard asked Danny about this Adam Carolla thing. Danny said that Adam is a genius and he likes him but he apparently didn't like him back. He said that they gave him an hour long show of his own after they booted him off of Adam's show and he's just as happy doing that as the full show because they're paying him the same.
Danny said that he's been pretty sober for the past couple of years and last year he only had about 5 drinks. Howard asked him why he would get naked on stage and show his penis. He showed the guys the picture and the guys said that it was barely there. Howard asked him what's going on with the balls. Danny said he was at the Erotic Exotic Ball and he was told that he should go out and dance with the Chipendales dancers. He said that in the picture was going up because he was just coming up from a bow and that's why it all looks odd. He said he does admit that it's not that big though. He will be in Penthouse magazine showing that it's not as small as it appears in that picture though. He said that it's still small in those pictures, it's just not that small.
Howard asked Danny about what went on with Johnny Fairplay who had jumped on him on stage at an awards show. Danny said that he was acting in self defense and the D.A. agreed with him. Howard thought he had every right to do what he did but Fred didn't. That led to Fred talking about what he thinks Danny could have done that time. He didn't have to throw him over his head and onto the stage. Howard and Robin seemed to agree with what Danny did to get the guy off of him. Danny said that he had a guy rubbing his genitals on his chest and he didn't want him doing that so he threw him off. Danny said that Fairplay is suing him civilly and he thinks that case will be thrown out as well.
Danny said that he just did another one of these boxing matches and beat this DJ down in Philly. He said he did it for charity but now the guy wants a rematch. He said he won't do another one for charity, he wants some money to do it again. Danny won that match in a unanimous decision.
Howard said that Danny is promoting this Tahiti Village thing that a bunch of other celebrities are promoting. Danny said that they're giving away 3 days and 2 nights of a free stay out there at a hotel in Las Vegas and he'll be out there to meet and greet the fans who show up. He said he loves it and he can't wait to do it. He said that he gets to stay free out there and he gets to go to a free show. He said that you just have to call 866-70-GO-WIN
Howard asked Danny about his show ''Breaking Bonaduce'' and what's going on with that. He said that's over but he's got a new show coming out later this year that he's part of. That led to the guys talking about the show ''Celebrity Rehab'' which is really good according to everyone. Danny said he was going to do that show but he wasn't having any problems at the time. He was going to get himself back into the booze and drugs just so he could go do that show but Dr. Drew told him not to do it. The guys talked about Jeff Conoway and how much of a mess he is on that show. They all agree that Jeff is too far gone at this point to be rehabilitated.
Howard asked Danny about the Tahiti Village thing and if he gets a better deal than other people. Danny said he has no idea how much he's getting paid yet. He hasn't found that out. He just knows that he can go to Vegas and not have to pay to stay out there. That's all he cares about.
Howard took some phone calls and the first woman was asking Danny about some stuff that Howard didn't seem to get so he quickly moved on. One guy said that he was a cop and if he showed up that day when Danny threw Johnny Fairplay over his head, he doesn't think that things would have gone down the same way. Danny thinks that he's an idiot to sue and it's going to cost him a fortune. The caller said that the winner usually gets locked.
Robin asked Danny if he's glad that his marriage has ended. Danny said that his girlfriend is very inexperienced so he's got her doing all kinds of weird stuff. He said they have tons of porn, tons of vibrators and stuff and she never wants to stop banging. He said that sex was almost non-existent with his ex-wife and that's one thing that's much better now.
Danny said that his kids are doing good and sometimes he even introduces his girlfriend as his oldest kid since she's so young.
Howard was going to let Danny go but he heard from Gary that they had this guy that Danny fought on the phone. Howard picked up and talked to this guy Justice who works at 96.5 down in Philly. The DJ said that he beat Danny but Danny said that they all said that he won unanimously. Howard asked Justice why he thinks that he won if the judges are saying Danny won. Justice said that the fight had to have been rigged and that's why he thinks that they gave it to Danny.
Danny told Justice that he doesn't know how to fight and that's why he lost. Justice told Howard that they got a call from the ref who said that he thinks that Danny lost. Danny said he got a call saying that they thought he won.
Howard asked Justice if they're black there. He said they're not but Danny said that they do try because they do a hip-hop like show. Howard said it sounds like all of the judges agree that Danny won so he should just accept it and move on. He said that saying that it's rigged or fixed isn't right. Robin said that it is true that they sometimes do give the fight to the guy with the bigger name if it's very close. Justice said that the fight wasn't put on by his station even though Danny said it was.
Justice told Howard he'd like him to watch the fight himself and let him know what he thinks. He said they can see it at BeatingBonaduce.com. Howard told Justice that if he wants to have a rematch, he should be able to find a sponsor to pay for it. Justice said he'd fight Danny at any time. Danny said he'd do it too but he has to bring $50,000. One of Justice's co-hosts said that he was quoted as saying $30,000. Danny agreed to do it for that amount. Howard told Justice that if he loses to Danny, he has to come on the show and get tea-bagged by Danny. He took that offer.
Danny said he loves Howard and he wants to fire his agent and hire him to do all of this stuff for him. Howard asked Danny to tattoo his name on his ass as a thank you to him. Danny said no problem. He wrapped up with Danny a short time later and let Justice go a short time later. You can find out more about their show at Wired965.com
Howard and the guys talked about Danny and Adam Carolla's show falling apart. Howard said he talked to Adam about this off the air and he told him what was going on at the time. He and the guys spent a minute talking about that but Howard had to move on to other things after he took a break.
Howard said that he got a note from Jimmy Kimmel over the weekend where he quoted Ronnie the Limo Driver as ''Scoresman'' saying that the only thing that matters is getting drunk, having fun, meeting girls and meeting guys... and anyone who doesn't like it can go fuck themselves. that led to Fred playing some of those audio clips of Ronnie saying that stuff.
Howard played a clip from a news report where the anchor says ''shitter'' live on the air. She was trying to say ''ship'' but slipped and said ''shitters.''
Howard said he had Chris Booker on the phone who wanted to talk about this guy Justice because he heard he was trashing him. Booker didn't hear the show himself. Howard told him that Justice said he beats Booker in the ratings but Booker said that they keep going back and forth and no one is leading consistently out there. He said that he's not even sure what number they are. They go from 2nd to 12th from week to week so he's not sure where they stand.
Booker said that they probably beat the other station more than they beat them. He said they play basically the same music. Howard asked Booker if he's coming back to New York to do radio. Booker said he's got a year and a half left down there so he's not leaving.
Howard asked Booker if he got his message. Booker said he did but he figured that he didn't want to hear back from him so he didn't call back. Howard asked him if he wanted to comment on the news story he was part of recently. Booker said he's not ready to talk yet but he will be the first one he calls when he is ready. He let him go a short time later.
Robin said that she hasn't seen Booker in a long time. Howard explained the incident that happened with Booker's girlfriend and how she lost her job on a Philly TV station because of it. Howard said that Booker claims that it was overblown and she didn't go as far as it said in the paper.
Fred said that it was a nice ''little'' dinner because he wasn't there. Robin said that Gary wasn't there either. Artie said that was an oversight too and a lot of people are talking about that. Robin said that Jim was the one who suggested inviting Artie but she figured that he was going to be more comfortable at dinner if Artie was there because they are close friends.
Robin said she wanted everyone to be comfortable and that's why she did things the way she did. She asked Fred if he wanted to go out to dinner with her. Fred didn't answer. Robin said that she asked Artie if he was going to be bringing a date along to dinner that night and he didn't let her know until just hours before they were supposed to go. She said she asked her weeks before that night if he was bringing a date or not and he couldn't answer until the last minute.
Fred asked if the food was good. Howard told him that it was great and he really missed out. Fred said that he was over in London one time and had some great French food over there. Howard told him to try going to this place Cru and Fred pointed out that they were the first three letters of Cruel.
Howard said that Bobby was so great that he ended up writing the book on how to play. That's why he was so important to the game. He said that he would play openings that were really amazing. He said he had tactics upon tactics that were just brilliant.
Howard said that Bobby Fischer was an American and going up against the Russians was a big thing. They teach chess over in Russia and it's a very big thing over there. He said they're all raised to know the game over there. He said that this brought a lot of attention to the game in this country and around the world.
Howard talked about how he elevated the game to a new level when he'd wear a suit to the matches. He said that he was an amazing player but he was going to talk about why he wasn't such a great man. He talked about how he once refused to shake hands with another player in a big match and that ended up being a forfeit. He said that the guy turned into a real scumbag. He said that the guy had a lot of hate built up in him and he thinks that he may have been mentally ill eventually. He said he had the world by the balls but things just went downhill for him.
Howard said that Fischer was Jewish and he hated the Jews. He joked that Fischer hated the Jews so much that Hitler told him he might want to cool it down a bit. He said that Fischer eventually turned on America and he was for the 9/11 attacks. He spent a few minutes explaining all of that before he played an audio clip of the guy bad mouthing the United State. He said that he hopes that he rots in hell and gave him a good riddance.
He played the clip where Bobby was saying he was glad to see the 9/11 attacks and said ''fuck the U.S.!'' He was also going off on the country for some of the stuff they've done and how he's hoping for a totally new world. He had some ''death to the United States'' and said that they made up the whole holocaust thing and it was wonderful news.
Howard jokingly said that Mel Gibson's father even said that this guy was out of line. He said that this guy was out of his mind and he's glad that he's gone now. He said that guy is the worst self loathing and self hating Jew that there is out there.
Artie said that there was a sportscaster out there by the name of Dick Shapp who used to have it out with Bobby Fischer. He said that Shapp's son eventually had a discussion with him about all of that and it's very interesting to see. Howard said that it's time to say ''rot in hell Bobby Fischer'' and just move on.
Howard took some phone calls about the guy. One guy remembered how interesting it was to watch him play and beat the Russians. Howard said that the guy was so good that he didn't want TV cameras to watch over him. He actually lost a game and blamed the cameras for that. He said that he ended up going to play in a back room after that and ended up losing to him in the back room where he was able to concentrate.
The caller said that there are a bunch of chess parlors in Greenwich Village because of those games. He said it inspired a lot of people to play.
Another caller asked Howard why he cares if people talk Anti-Semitic if he's not into organized religion. Howard said he's not against religion if they're comforted by that stuff. He said he doesn't like to see people getting beat up over their religious beliefs, he doesn't believe that's right. He said that the Jews had nowhere to go in World War II and they were even turned away from this country. He said he feels for these people and he doesn't like to see anyone suffer like that.
Gary came in with a story that Jason had pulled for him from the news. In this article they talk about how they thought that he might be mentally ill but they didn't want to send him to the shrink because they were afraid that he'd lose his chess abilities.
Howard said that he thinks that Gary is like Mt. Everest to a dentist so that's why the guy wanted to check him out. He said that this is like those mountain climbers who turn back and decide they can't do it.
Gary said he wanted to make a point here. He said that if the guy said that he could benefit from it, he probably would have done it. He wouldn't have backed out. He knows that there are going to be fans who say that he backed out but that's not the case.
Robin said that there are always some bad things that happen out there. She reminded Howard about some of the stuff that they've done out there and he started to come around. Artie was reported dead out there when they were there one year. Artie said that happened again over the weekend when someone reported him dead on Wikipedia.
Mark said that Jillian put something on her web site about David knocking her up and she hadn't even had a DNA test done yet. He said he wanted to call her Jillian Dis-grace because of that. He went on to say that there's an episode of Boston Legal where they have a woman who uses a used condom to get herself pregnant so she can collect money from a man. Howard said that he always flushes his down the toilet.
Mark went on to say that the woman has full control over the reproductive system and she can put an end to it if she wants. He said that this is like a type of extortion when a woman keeps the baby if the father doesn't want it.
Mark said that you should always ask a woman what kind of birth control she uses and what she's willing to do if she does get pregnant. He said that you have to figure out if she's lying or not about this stuff. If she's not willing to get rid of a baby if she gets pregnant, you should get the hell out of there.
Howard said that if the woman is willing to keep the kid, when the father doesn't want it, she should be responsible for paying for it. Mark said that a woman won't get pregnant if she doesn't want to be pregnant and it's like maternity fraud when they keep it and go after someone for money.
Dominic Barbara called in and said that Mark is not right in all of this. He said that the baby didn't choose to come into this world and shouldn't suffer because of that. He said that it was unfair of Howard saying that women get plenty of child support. Dominic and Mark were arguing about the statistics about what men pay to these women who get child support.
Mark told Dominic that he didn't know what he was talking about. The two of them were arguing about all of this stuff and Dominic asked Mark what he does for a living. Mark said he's an author and you can find out more about him at TheNoNonsenseMan.com. Dominic told him that he doesn't know what he's talking about. They were going back and forth about babies that are born out of wedlock and Mark said that it's 40 percent but Dominic said that's not the case.
Howard took some calls and let some people comment on all of this. That led to Mark talking about how there are a lot of guys from New York and New Jersey being the type who are willing to cough up money to these women who get pregnant. Mark said that he treats a woman like a peer and he'll only pay for dinner if he asks the woman out. He'll usually go Dutch with a woman if he doesn't ask her out.
Howard took another call from a woman who said that she's an asshole expert and said that this guy is an asshole. She asked mark why he thinks that he's such an expert in all of this stuff. Mark was saying that when a woman decides to keep a child, it effects a lot of people, not just her. He said that the woman is responsible for all of this stuff because she's the one who is going to have the baby. Fred said that kind of falls apart at some point though because a man has to take more responsibility so that pregnancy doesn't happen in the first place.
Robin asked Mark who burned him and why he's so angry. Mark said that this has nothing to do with him, he gets a lot of mail from all over the world about this kind of stuff.
Howard said that if Jillian Grace offered to give him one night, he'd probably have to take that chance. He said that David and Jillian are going to have to work this out on their own. Robin said that one of the risks of having sex is the chance of pregnancy so that's what people have to realize. Howard said that Jillian could have gotten rid of the baby if she wanted to though. Robin said they don't know that at all, they don't know how that would effect her body. Howard let Mark go a short time later.
Nick told Robin that he knows that she's involved right now but he'd like to be her backup boyfriend. He said that if something happens to Jim, he'd like to be there for her. Howard said that he must get a lot of chicks being a good looking guy. He said he's been there but he is very picky about his women.
Howard said that Nick has sent in letters for Robin before and he was a fan of her's even when she was heavier. Nick said that he sings the song parodies that they play about her and he even jerks off thinking about her. He said that he sells luxury cars for a living but he didn't want to say where he works because he didn't want to get fired today. He said he's making good money and getting close to six figures now.
Howard asked Robin how Nick looks. Robin said that Nick is okay looking. She didn't seem all that interested in this guy. Robin said that she's kind of into this relationship with Jim and she's not dating anyone else at this point. Howard wanted to know if that's because she's in love. Robin just laughed. He said that he did notice that she and Jim were holding hands at dinner the other night. Robin just laughs whenever they ask her about that stuff.
Howard asked Nick how tall he is. He claimed to be 5'8'' tall but the guys said that they think that he's only 5'6'' or so. Howard asked Nick to talk to Robin a little bit and try to pick her up. He told her that he came down there to see if she was as pretty in person as she is on TV. He said that she is and he was there because he's attracted to her physically and he likes her personality.
Howard let Nick talk to Robin for a short time but he really didn't seem to have a lot to say. Robin asked him about his tattoos and what they were about. He said that it was a lame excuse to make him look kind of cool to chicks. Howard said it sounds like Robin is giving him the big kiss off. Robin said that he seems like a nice guy but she doesn't want to date him. She told Howard to hold on to his phone number, just in case.
Fred played one of the song parodies that Nick likes to sing to himself when he's thinking about Robin. Fred also did his Jim impression and asked Nick if he was willing to give up farting for 6 months because he can't do that in front of her. Nick said he could do that.
Howard told Nick that he could see that this wasn't really working out very well. He told Nick that this Jim and Robin thing seems to be working right now. He said that he didn't actually witness the hand holding himself, it was Beth who saw it and reported it back to him. Robin said she knew it and she'll have to have a discussion with Beth now that she's heard that.
Howard said that Nick has made an impression with Robin this morning. He said he is going to keep his number on file and they will call him as soon as things go wrong with Robin and Jim. Robin said that she doesn't just go out with people just because they're good looking. Robin said that if there were different circumstances, maybe she would go out with him.
Howard took some phone calls and one guy wondered if Jim got any pepper on his salad at dinner. Howard said that there were no signs of Jim Florentine at that dinner. He behaved himself the whole time. Artie said that he wasn't like himself and it was the first time he's gone out with him and he didn't burp the whole menu.
The caller that Howard had on the line told the guys that Richard really doesn't represent the Mid-West states like they think he does. He said that not everyone behaves the way Richard does.
Fred did his Jim Florentine impression a little more and goofed around with Robin a little bit. Robin said that Fred's name came up at dinner and they did talk about him a little bit. She wondered if he wanted to know what they said about him. Fred didn't seem to care either way.
Howard took another call and the guy brought up the child support thing that they were discussing earlier. The guy said that he was going through a divorce when he found out that his 4 year old son was the product of an affair. He said that he's still responsible for the kid even though he's not the biological father. He said that it's bullshit and there are no laws that say that the other guy is responsible. Howard said there should be a lawsuit there for fraud. The guy said he did sue to get out of the alimony based on fraud but he ended up going to jail for 15 days for refusing to pay. Robin said she was embarrassed to be a woman based on that story.
Mariann from Brooklyn called in and asked Robin why she doesn't just admit that she's dating Jim because she's in love with him. She said that she is dating him exclusively. Howard said that he thinks that Robin and Jim went home and had sex that night that they went out to dinner. He also thinks that she's so turned on by Jim that she doesn't need any lube. Robin said that there is no lube needed because there is no sex. Fred did his Jim impression a little more but Howard had to wrap up and go to break a short time later.
Howard asked Benjy if he and Ivy Supersonic are still going out Benjy said that they kind of are. Howard said that Ivy is going to get Benjy killed because she's been going around saying that he wants to fight Chuck Zito. He said that she called into Chuck's show and he was going to play that but he played a quick clip from the Wrap Up Show where she said that Benjy did want to fight Chuck. ON that show Ivy claimed that Benjy did say that he wanted to fight him. She said that Benjy claimed that he could knock Zito out. Benjy denied every saying that though.
Howard said that no one wants to fight Chuck Zito. He told Benjy that he has to be more vocal about this and tell Ivy that she's setting him up to be on bad terms with that guy. Howard told him that he doesn't even want to be in Chuck's mind at all with stuff like that.
Howard played a clip from Chuck's show where Ivy called in and Chuck told her that he's pretty pissed off at her. Chuck said that no one speaks for him but him and telling Howard that bullshit story is just wrong. Ivy told Chuck that Benjy did say that he would fight him. Chuck said that Benjy is letting his little head speak instead of his big head. He said that he would give Benjy brain damage if he fought him. He told Ivy that she went over the bounds telling Howard that he was going to fight. He said he doesn't care about the money either, he doesn't want a circus act. He told her not to speak about him on Howard's show again. She said ''you got it...'' Chuck said that fighting Benjy would be no different than fighting Eric the Midget in his mind.
Howard told Benjy to shut this down now and tell Chuck that he doesn't want to fight him Benjy said that he doesn't want to and he never did. Howard told Benjy to go home and tell Ivy to never bring up his name with chuck's name again. Artie told him that pussy will get a guy killed.
Ronnie the Limo Driver called in and told Benjy that he told him about this last week and he knew that it was going to get him into trouble. He told him that Chuck takes this shit seriously and he doesn't want anyone messing with him. Benjy doesn't think that what she did was right and he agrees with Ronnie.
Benjy said that he's still seeing Ivy once in a while. Robin said that she gets e-mails from her every time that she does see him. She said that she also has video of Benjy rubbing her breasts that Ivy sent to her.
Howard told Benjy that he's going to get Chuck on the show tomorrow and explain what happened here. He said that he has to tell Chuck that he's so effeminate that he can't control his woman. That led to Artie doing a scene from The Godfather where Fredo is told that he should never have to apologize about a woman. Howard told Benjy that he's got to tell Chuck that he respects him very much and he doesn't know how this occurred. Benjy said that he's sorry that this happened at all and he really didn't know what was going on.
Ronnie told Benjy to put this to sleep as soon as he can, he doesn't want to drag it out and make Chuck mad. Howard said that he'd like to have Benjy do a sit-down with Chuck but he'd have to treat it like a serious thing and not fuck it up. He told Benjy that he obviously can't handle his women.
Benjy said that Ivy is just his friend, they're not a couple. Robin said that Ivy thinks that they are a couple from what she can tell.
Howard said his father heard about that and went over and thanked the guy for the meal. Howard thanked the guy for doing that for them. He said that he wasn't going to bring up the cost of the meal but Howard brought it up. He told Howard to guess how much it was. Howard told him to just say how much it was, he was getting nervous with him. It turned out to be 25 bucks and change.
Scott said that he heard a lot of their discussion about what they were going to order, just like Howard has described on many occasions. That led to Howard doing his impression of his parents for a few seconds. The guy said that his parents were very nice. Howard thanked him for that and moved on.
Steve said that Bubba the Love Sponge claims he's got a reality show in the works. He said that they also have a story about how Nodoro was allegedly found in Simon Cowell's home. They have a bunch of other stories coming up today as well.
Jon Hein came in with his Wrap Up Show preview. He said they'll be talking about Robin's special birthday dinner and how she forgot to invite some of her close friends and co-workers. Jon said they'll also be talking about Gary's decision not to get braces. That led to Howard goofing on Gary doing an impression of him with a pen stuck in his mouth.
Jon said that they'll also be talking about Howard's rant against Bobby Fischer. That got Howard back on that subject so Howard talked about that a little more and played some more clips of him going off on Jeremy Shapp. The guys spent a few more minutes talking about what a prick the guy seemed to be.
Artie said that he had 7 double cheeseburgers at Burger King over the weekend. He said that he had some fries too but no shake, just a giant Coke. He said he was driving up to Syracuse to do a gig and that's what he was eating on his way up there. He said that they had to leave around noon to go up there and he hadn't eaten yet so he had to stop.
Artie said that he had to stop because he was starving. He said he had two double cheeseburgers, fries and a coke, then he went to Dunkin Donuts and got some donuts and coffee. Then they got to the hotel that they were staying at. They were staying in a casino and he went up to his room and took a shit while he was trying to rest. He said he leaned over to wipe himself and he cracked the toilet. He said the crack went down the whole seat so it would pinch him every time he sat down.
Artie said that he had 3 double cheeseburgers on the trip home from Syracuse. He said that was a total of 5. Then he was on his way home from watching the Giants game and he and his buddy stopped at Burger King again and he had two more. He did the shake that time, no Coke. Artie said that the stuff he eats when he's out on the road is really bad for him. He said there are no salad bars at these places he goes to.
After the break Fred played a prank call that Sal made to a pizza place where he had a dog placing an order. Robin got back to her news after that. She talked about reality TV shows and how far they've been pushing them. Howard said that he always had something on his ''bucket list'' where he wanted to see Jeff Conoway in rehab and that has come true thanks to reality TV. Robin talked about a reality show that Denise Richards is working on but Charlie Sheen is keeping her from doing it with their kids.
Robin read a story about Tom Cruise and how there's even more tape of him talking about Scientology out there as of this weekend. She said that he's seen talking about the government not being there after the 9/11 attacks and stuff like that. That all led to the guys talking about how actors should try to lay low and not be in the spotlight, just stick to acting. Howard said he used to think that Tom Cruise was kind of cool until he started coming out and talking all of this crazy talk. Now he just thinks he's a nut.
Robin read a story about Britney Spears and how she's actually in on the paparazzi swarms that follow her around. Someone claims that she calls them 15 minutes before she's going to leave her house so they know she's going to be out. Howard said that of course she's in on it. if she didn't want the attention she wouldn't even live out there in Los Angeles.
Robin read a story about Nicole Eggert getting so wasted out at a club the other night that she wasn't able to walk. She read that she was out the next night doing the same thing at the club she was at. There was also a story about Paris Hilton being out with Jared Leto but Howard thought that she had the wrong name there and it was actually Ashley Olsen. Robin said it was written up as Paris Hilton so maybe it was both.
Howard got a hold of this tape of Tom Cruise that Robin mentioned earlier. They had a weird announcer talking about Tom going down to ground zero and talking to the guys there. Tom said that as a Scientologist, he knew when people were lying about the dust down there not being toxic. Howard said they make him come off like he thinks that he's a super hero. Artie suggested that they play the De Niro laughing in ''Cape Fear'' clip after everything Tom Cruise says. Fred threw that clip in as Artie was doing an impression of it.
Robin read some news about the Clinton and Obama debate that went on over the weekend. She had some audio clips of the two of them going at each other. She had some other clips from the debates and spent a few minutes on that stuff.
Robin read a story about Dr. Phil coming forward to apologize for what he did in the Britney Spears case. Howard said he wants to play that tomorrow so he can do a whole rap on that story.
Robin asked Howard if he's into this season of American Idol. Howard said that he doesn't think that it's as good as last season but he will watch because there are some very pretty girls on this season. He said he should enjoy it because of that.
Robin read a story about the Guitar Hero games that have sold over a billion dollars worth of product since they came out. Artie said he played it at a kid's house one time and thought it was really cool. He said it's kind of like air guitar. Howard suggested that people go out and learn to play the real fuckin' guitar instead. Artie said he can't play but the Guitar Hero was kind of cool because he felt like he could play.
Robin read a story about how they're thinking about doing some deer reduction up in Connecticut to limit the spread of Lyme disease. The guys talked about how Daryl Hall was in there talking about doing that because he had gotten Lyme disease himself.
Robin read a story about a guy in Chili who woke up in his coffin at his wake. He rose from the dead and asked for a glass of water. Robin also read a story about the Giants win on Sunday night. She said she knew they could do it but Artie said that they have tape of her saying that they were going to lose. Artie was going off on Tom Brady a little bit so Howard threw in a joke about that and said that in 3 years he'll be promoting Tahiti Village.
Robin read a story about the movie Cloverfield being number 1 at the box office this weekend. She said she didn't have the final numbers on what they took in though. She later found out it was $46 million. Robin read through some other stories about some upcoming new TV shows. They played a clip of one woman talking about herself on a reality show and the guys were goofing on her saying that she was a little too chatty. Artie said that he used to do construction in Short Hills, New Jersey and there were a bunch of asswipes there. That's where that woman was from.
Robin had Howard play some clips of Jack Nicholson talking about some of the stuff on his ''bucket list'' while he was out doing promotion for his movie. She wrapped up after that and Howard ended the show around 11:00am.
Teddy said that he's been trying to make things happen because Artie can't come out and do the sound checks and do them himself. Artie said that he should be much more diplomatic in the way he works. Teddy said that he's tired of getting his head chewed off for doing things the wrong way that he has to do it the way he does.
Artie said that Teddy threatened to quit because he was goofing on him too much. He said that he was wiping his hands all over his pants and then put his hand back on the steering wheel. Teddy complained about the way Artie uses napkins because he takes a stack of 50 and uses them all to wipe his hands once. That's why they don't have any napkins in the car to wipe his hands on.
Gary said that he was walking by Robin out in the hall earlier and gave Robin the stuck up look with his finger under his nose. He said that she left him out of that dinner with Howard the other night just like she did with Fred. He said that she did that to him one other time and left him out completely while inviting a bunch of other people.
Artie said that Robin was just going to do a double date thing with her and Jim and Howard and Beth. Then Jim suggested that they have Artie come along because they're close friends. Artie said that he was going to bring a date too but he decided against it because he didn't want to deal with what might happen on the show after showing up with a new chick. He said that the last chick he brought to a party asked Howard for a picture but she was fine with that after that. Gary told him that Howard isn't okay with strangers in his home. He said that's the only reason he might be uncomfortable with someone like that.
Jon played a clip where Howard was talking to Fred about the dinner and Fred seemed to get upset that he was left out of it.
Gary said that he really wasn't hurt by being left out of this dinner. It wasn't really a part. He said that if Fred had been invited, then he'd feel like he was left out. Artie said that it was a believable thing that Jim wanted him there so that's another thing that makes it seem okay.
The guys talked about how some people will invite more than one black couple to a party just so the one black couple won't be lonely. Artie said that he'd probably do that and he'd probably try to match up the darkness of the skin too.
Artie said that he didn't know that people wanted him to be ''on'' at these parties. He said that he tries to be fun but it was nice not to have Gary or Fred interrupting his stories there. He said that they had a great time and they did a lot of laughing during the dinner. Gary said he probably wouldn't have been able to get a word in anyway if he was there.
Jon took a call from Wheels who asked if Fred was really pissed. Artie said that he really was pissed from what he could tell. Wheels said that he has every right to be pissed. Artie said that Robin is new money and money doesn't buy manners.
Another caller asked why they didn't give Stuttering John props for his movie deal. The guys told him that they talked about that last week and they did say that it was good news for John. Gary said that he thinks that it's good for John but the caller doesn't believe that he's not jealous. Gary said that he just asked him a direct question and he answered it. He said that he's known the show for 20 years and he knows that he's jealous.
Jon asked Gary if he's jealous of Stuttering John at all. Gary said he's not. He said that in the past he was jealous that John got that job at the Tonight Show. He said that once they got there to SIRIUS he realized that he wasn't jealous. He said that they just spoke over Christmas vacation for about an hour and had a nice discussion.
Fred came in and said that he hasn't gotten one e-mail about this complaint that the caller has. He and the caller talked about the Stuttering John thing and Fred said that he's not jealous of him either. The caller refused to believe that he wasn't jealous, just like Gary. Fred said that he was just creating a character for John when he was on the show and he wasn't jealous at all.
Jon took another call from a woman who said that Robin is very rude and she never has anything to add to the show, she just laughs. She said that Robin is distasteful and she can't read and... She went on and on. Gary said that Robin doesn't have to invite everyone to dinner if she doesn't want to. He said that's her right but she does make up excuses for why she doesn't do it. He doesn't think that she's that rude. The woman told him that he doesn't have to defend her all the tine like he does. She said that Robin could have told them about the dinner ahead of time and what she was feeling.
Fred came up with another event that he wasn't invited to. He said that he wasn't invited to the DogCatemy Awards. He said that he's over this dinner thing, he was only upset about it for a short time. He thinks that Robin was probably just trying to make Jim feel better and that's fine. He said that Robin has never done that for anyone before and that says something about her relationship with Jim. He said that he really thinks that she digs Jim and that's what this shows.
Fred said that he's very happy for Robin. He said that it's really hard to meet people with the job they have and living in the universe that they live in doing the show.
Jon took a call from another woman who wanted to pass some compliments around to the guys. She told Fred that he's done a great job on the show. She also told Artie that she was out in Vegas to see Artie and told him that he was great out there. She then went on to say that Robin wasn't throwing a party, she was conducting a business dinner so her conduct was okay. The guys cut her off and said they didn't know what she was talking about or if she was for or against Robin.
Another caller brought up the dinner and said you don't have to cry about these dinners they way they were. He said that they should just move on. Gary said that the beauty of this is that it goes on everywhere but they talk about it on the air while other people would probably just talk about it behind their backs.
The guys went on and on about the dinner and if they think that Robin was right or wrong. Artie said that Dana wanted to have a dinner party over at his place one time but they both agreed that if they had just Howard and Beth over it would be one thing. If they invited just one other couple, they'd have to invite them all. He said he couldn't do that because he has such a small apartment. He gets why Robin only invited him to dinner, they were trying to keep it small.
Fred said that someone sent in an e-mail and said that ''he is to Robin as Sal is to Howard.'' He said that didn't make him feel so good. They spent a little more time on that and then went to break.
Jon brought up how Gary has decided not to have braces put on. Gary said that he knew that he was going to get a lot of crap for doing something like that but he wasn't going to do it just for attention. He said that if he was going to do it he was doing it for himself. Gary said that if the orthodontist told him he could change his look with the braces, he would have done it.
Benjy asked him if he's going to think about doing anything else to them. Gary said he's done now that the guy has told him that he can't really do that much with braces.
Jon asked Fred about the Jackie thing and what he thinks is going on there. Fred said that he thinks that Steve Langford is a trouble maker because he's the one who is pushing this whole thing with Jackie. He said that he's goofed on Jackie since they first met. Nothing has changed to his approach to his way of goofing on him. The only thing that's changed is the fact that Jackie isn't there to hear it first hand. He said that people have probably been e-mailing him and telling him what he's saying and not relaying the message correctly. He said that he enjoys making people laugh and that's all he's doing with Jackie.
Gary said that Fred treated Stuttering John the same way he did when he left the show as he did before that. He's very consistent with the way he treats people.
A phone caller asked Fred about his parties and if he's ever not invited someone to a party. He said that he and his wife had a party one time and his wife left Ralph off the list. He said that he caught a lot of shit over that.
Gary said that someone always gets left out of any party that anyone holds. The guys talked about how you have to understand that not everyone is going to be invited to every party. Gary said that he's still catching shit 15 years later about not inviting Tom Chiusano to his wedding.
A caller told Gary to stop using the word ''so'' before every sentence. He also went off on Ivy Supersonic saying that she was the ugliest worm he's ever seen. He was using the F-word a lot so Gary asked him to stop using that so much. He cursed them out a little more so Jon let him go and took some more calls.
Jon said that Artie sounded very excited to give up his chair to Jackie so he could come in and goof on Gary if he got braces. Jon played a clip of Gary talking about the braces thing. Jon said that he thought that Howard was getting under Gary's skin later in the show when he was doing his voice. Gary said that it's a weak impersonation of Fred doing an impression of him and it's just not like him. Fred said that ti's not even an impression, it's just something that they used to do on the show. Gary said he always hated when Fred would stick his Sharpie pen in his mouth and do the impression with that.
A caller told Gary that he really shouldn't get braces because they don't really do that much anyway. Gary said that he's not getting them anyway so he's fine with that.
The guys spent a short time talking about Danny Bonaduce's call today and how they'll never know the whole Adam Carolla story until they talk to Adam. They also talked about this Tahiti Village thing and how they get so many of these celebrities. Gary said that they get them some great guests having them promoting that stuff.
A caller said that he loves the sound effects that Fred plays but he wanted to hear some clips he hadn't heard for a long time. Fred told the guy that they retire some sound clips once in a while because they get overused sometimes. He said sometimes they'll bring stuff back when people request them though. He said that he'll get e-mails from people and he'll throw those clips in as a surprise once in a while. Jon had to wrap up a short time later so everyone got in their plugs.
Howard started off the show taking a phone call from a guy who brought up the death of heath Ledger and how the media is covering it like it was the death of President Kennedy. He said he was tired of the coverage already and it just happened yesterday.
Howard said he's not sickened by it at all because he doesn't have time to watch 5 hours of the news channels so he tunes in to see what's going on once in a while. He said that there were thousands of people on the street in front of his apartment building and he thought about going down there himself. Fred said that at least there's an apartment opening up now in the city.
The guys talked about some of the roles that Heath had been in and how he was in the latest Batman that hasn't even been released.
Howard said he tuned in to see what was going on with the news coverage. He checked all of the news channels and found some good coverage on CNN and got his 10 minute fix on it. The guys talked about the coverage they had when Hank the Dwarf died. They had their own little gathering of people for him.
Howard said he saw the coverage of the body being taken out of his building and how they were pushing his body bag around like a piece of furniture. He said he'd had enough about it after about 10 minutes and it is getting to be a bit much at this point.
Robin said that Anna Nicole Smith's death got a lot of coverage so this isn't that big of a surprise. Howard said that Heath was a nice guy but he was apparently depressed and maybe he took an overdose of pills to off himself. Robin said she heard that he got kicked out by his girlfriend because of his drug use but she wasn't sure if that was the case or not.
Howard said he can see why this caller was sick of the coverage. The guy said that he really is tired of it but it's still sad that the guy died. Howard said that it is sad when you see a 28 year old, good looking guy, take his life when he seems to have a lot of things going on in his life.
Robin said that maybe they should have gone to Jake Gyllenhaal to find out how the grieving widow was doing. She was referring to the movie ''Brokeback Mountain'' where they played gay lovers. That led to Howard playing some clips from that movie where they inserted some of Artie's clips into a scene.
Howard said that Ledger had the world by the balls and had the dream to be an actor. He came here from Australia and made it happen. He said that it's not easy to make it big like he has. He said that when you look at his life you have some envy for him thinking he had it all. It doesn't seem like he was really trying to kill himself because he had an appointment with a masseuse that day.
Howard said that he just went on the air that day and complained about it. He got a call from Heath a short time after that and apologized for the snub, he didn't mean for it to come off like that. He said he had a nice conversation with him and had a good laugh over it with him. He said the guy was a nice guy from what he could tell.
Howard said he felt bad for Heath because he saw an interview where he said he was ready to die now that he had a daughter. He said that it was kind of a weird comment but then he said he wanted to see his daughter grow up.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he got to work with Heath in the new Batman movie. He said he got to work with him in a scene and he was a very cool guy. Robin asked him if he's an actor. He said he's not, he was just an extra in that movie. He and his wife both got into the movie.
Howard asked the caller how a banker can get free time to be an extra in the movie. The caller said he did the work on a Saturday and a Sunday in the afternoon so it wasn't during the week. He said that he had to go to work the next Monday morning.
Artie said that he was an extra in a movie one time when he was young, and before he was an actor. He said that after that day he said he was never going to do another movie again. He said that the extras get treated like shit.
The caller wanted to say hi to Artie because they were actually in rehab together about 10 years ago. The guy said he was 20 years old at the time and they were in an outpatient program together. He told Howard that Artie was doing stand-up back then and drinking the 40 oz. sodas even back then.
The caller claimed that he had spoken to Heath about Howard on the set of the movie. Howard said that's what the note said on the screen but the guy said he never actually worked up the balls to do that.
Robin said that Howard has no idea what he's talking about. She went through times in her life when she wouldn't sleep for months at a time. She said she'd get one or two hours of sleep a night and that's not sleeping. Howard said that no one goes for months without sleep. Robin said she knows that she didn't go through REM sleep but Howard asked how she could know that. She said that it would wake her up if she started going through that.
Another caller asked Robin if she loses sleep over not inviting Fred to dinner the other night. That got Howard worked up and he told Robin that she really doesn't need to be the social director there at the show. While he was explaining all of that the guy on the phone had his radio on and it was driving Howard nuts. He and Artie yelled at the guy to turn it off. Artie told him that it's ''caller 101'' to know to turn down the radio.
Howard said that they're not all tied to one another like elephants at the circus, they don't all have to go out to dinner together. He said that it's fine if Robin wants to take just him and Artie out. He told her that she's now alleviated from all guilt. She shouldn't have to suffer through all of this nonsense about not inviting other people out to dinner.
Robin thought that Artie was saying that she was wrong but he said he never said that at all. The caller asked Robin if she had to invite one more person, would it be Fred or Gary. Fred said it had better be Gary because he was almost suicidal over the whole thing. Howard said that Gary is retarded. He went off on him for getting upset about something like that when he's had him out to his house and not having Robin and Fred out there.
Fred said that Steve Langford is a trouble maker because he was asking him some questions about that and trying to upset him. Gary said that he was asked by Steve about the whole thing and he complained about another party that he wasn't invited to that got him upset. It wasn't this latest dinner that he was upset about. He said he told Robin that he didn't care about this dinner at all.
Gary said that on the Wrap Up Show yesterday they were trying to figure out various configurations of who would be invited to parties and none of them included Benjy.
Howard said that he didn't know that and thought that he really didn't like Jackie. Fred said that there are some things that annoy him about Jackie but he really does like him. He said that he'd like Jackie to stop listening to the voice mail he gets and ignore the e-mail he's getting about this whole thing.
Howard didn't understand what's going on with Fred and Jackie. He still didn't understand what this was all about. Fred said that Jackie is an annoying guy and what pisses him off is that he doesn't realize it. Robin wanted to know what his assessment of her was but Artie said he still didn't know what his assessment of Jackie was.
Fred said that he called Jackie to talk to him yesterday but he hasn't heard back from him. He said that if he were really concerned about what was going on with him, he'd call him and ask. Fred said Jackie doesn't even understand himself.
Howard was trying to figure out all of this stuff going on with Fred. He thought he had it figured out after his explanations. The caller on the line asked Artie about something he said on the Wrap Up Show about Robin yesterday but Artie said he was just kidding around, it was a joke. He'd said something about Robin being ''new money'' and that's why she didn't know how to deal with people.
Howard said that he hopes that the God Hates Fags people don't show up to his funeral. They're apparently planning on going to Heath Ledger's funeral to protest because he was in that Brokeback Mountain movie. Robin mentioned that Suzanne Pleshette just died a few days ago and it was hardly covered at all. She said that she had planned her funeral ahead of time and even wrote her own eulogy.
Howard played the messages where she talks about loving the show and being obsessed with it. She said that the History of Howard Stern was great, all of his musician interviews are great and she hates these journalists who think they get scoops when they don't get anything from these people like Howard does.
Howard said that he should have gone out with Jillian when he had a chance. He said that he would have fucked her 50 different ways and then dumped her. He said that she called back and left another message so he played that one as well.
In the second message Jillian tells them that she loves Fred and how great it is when he does his Jim Florentine impression. She also says that she doesn't like Eric the Midget on the show because he's so boring and she wishes they'd get rid of him. In her third message Jillian talks about how she met Beth down in Atlantic City one time and she thinks that she's great for Howard. She talked about the pet adoption thing and how she's doing the same thing.
Howard said that message brings him back to the days when they did the Cabbie and Stuttering John fight because he remembered meeting Jillian there. He said that she had her belly showing and she was really hot. He said that she probably would have been a wild ride if he had been with her.
Howard said that Eric the Midget really got blasted there. He picked up on Eric but Eric said he didn't care what she thought. Howard said that Eric left some messages last week where he was threatening Gary. In one message Eric told Gary he didn't have a shot in hell of getting Kendra on the show. He said that he could save himself the embarrassment ''...and give the fuck up right now!'' He warned Gary not to try and get her number. He said that the people in his JFSC (Johnny Fratto Social Club) are loyal and they don't give out information like that. He told him to admit defeat and just give up. He told him not to try again and if he did, his teeth were going to end up down his throat.
Robin asked Eric why he's so afraid of letting her get on the show. Eric said that she doesn't want to be on the show at all. Robin said that she was on her camera though so she does want to be on the show. She may not be coming in live but she is on the show. Gary said that he could get her to come on the show but it would turn ugly if he did something like that. He said that he could corner her into coming on the show. He has some arm twisting abilities and he could make it happen.
Howard told Eric that his American Idol show was worse last night than it was last week. Eric said that it was fine, they had worked out their problems. Howard played some audio from the show he did on his web cam and it was very laggy and everything they said was choppy and cut up. Howard told Robin to stick with it. He played through a few seconds of it and it was awful to try and listen.
Eric said that it wasn't his fault, it was the server that was having problems. Artie told him to get out of the business. Robin did an impression of what it sounded like. They goofed on him about that for a short time and then Howard started asking him what he was calling himself last night and played the phony clips that they put together. And here are some of today's Eric the...
Howard told Eric to tell Kendra that if she really wants to be his girlfriend she should come over and fuck him tonight. The guys were watching her on her web cam and her smile went away around that time. Howard told him to ask her when she's going to come and visit. Eric asked her but it took her a while to answer him. Howard said he doesn't think this is boring at all. He doesn't agree with Jillian on that at all.
Howard asked Eric why he wasn't talking to Kendra and finding out why she isn't going to meet him. Eric said he asked her in the room when she's going to come and see him. Howard told him to let them know when he finds out. He said he can't see her rushing to his bed side.
Artie said that Kendra is looking for a man and he might just go fuck her. He asked Eric what he'd do if he did go fuck her. Eric said that's not going to happen. Artie told him that he's going to be doing a show out in Phoenix and he may just go out there to bang her. He'll be out there in about 2 months and he's going to invite his girl. Eric said that it's not going to happen. Artie said that he's going to book a good looking comic that will do her out there in Phoenix if she won't do him.
Howard said he was going to play some more of Eric's show to see if it sounded so bad through the whole thing. It did. It was choppy in every clip. Eric said that things on their end were fine. He said that they didn't have the choppiness on their end. Artie told him that he was a moron. Eric said that the guy they have running things has a higher IQ than Artie does. Artie said that he's on a show that people can hear though.
JD said that they had two computers recording Eric's show and they both sounded like that. He actually edited together some of the clips to make it sound better. Artie told him that the people tuned in to hear a steaming pile of shit for a show.
Howard played more clips over and over again and Eric ended up getting pissed about that. He asked Howard to stop but he kept going. Artie said that Kendra really is hot. Robin said that she's got a great smile. Howard asked her to stand up and show off her titties. Eric didn't think they'd be able to see them in her camouflage top that she had on.
Howard told Eric that he can't stick around and do this. He asked Eric if he had a message for Jillian Barberie. Eric said that he doesn't care about her and she's not that big of a name for him to care. Howard asked Eric what he wanted to be called again and played more of those clips that he's been playing. He let Eric go a short time later.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that anyone who calls in with their radio on should be hung up on immediately. He also said that everything that Jillian Barberie said was spot on and he agreed with it all. Howard said that he likes to hear that. He had to go to break a short time later.
Howard said that Eric was wrong that Kendra wasn't going to appear on the show. Kendra said that she never planned on doing the show but Eric wasn't 100 percent wrong. Howard said that he likes Eric and the fact that he gets on the radio. He said that Kendra is stunning looking and he's not just blowing smoke up her ass.
Johnny told Howard that she's off the hook. Howard told Kendra that he doesn't want her to break Eric's heart and asked her what she's up to with him. She said that she's just starting out being friends with him. Johnny introduced him to her and she went along with it. Johnny said that she's a really nice girl.
Howard asked Kendra if she's sexually interested in Eric. Johnny interrupted and said that he's seen women blowing Verne Troyer at the Playboy mansion. Then he laughed. Howard asked Kendra if she's exclusively with Eric. She said that is the case. She said that love takes time so she's not in love with him at this time.
Howard asked Kendra if she's going to meet Eric in person. She said that she's been sick lately so she hasn't gone out to meet him yet but she does want to meet him. He asked her when it's going to happen. She said she's still talking to him about it and she's not sure yet. Howard said he wants a date and doesn't want her making Eric think that he's going to get something he's not going to get.
Robin asked Kendra if she was interested in sex at all. She said that she's really not that sexual, no. Robin said she sees what's going on here, Eric has found the perfect woman for him. Kendra said that she might be going out to visit Eric soon but she's not sure about the physical romance part of the relationship.
Artie said that she's not sexual so he wondered what she would do if she met a hot guy out there in Phoenix. Howard interrupted and asked Kendra to tell them, on the lord's name, that she's Eric's real girlfriend and this is a real relationship. He wanted her to swear on that and tell them what's really going on.
Kendra said that she's a girl and she is his friend, Eric is a boy and he's her friend. She said that things may work out in the future and they may get closer. Howard said that he's just trying to help Eric out. Johnny said that it sounds like they're trying to cock block Eric. Howard said he's just trying to find out if he's being fooled. Kendra said that she's not trying to fool him, she really likes Eric and they have a relationship. It doesn't seem to be as tight as Eric seems to think it is though.
Johnny Fratto kept bringing up Verne Troyer and how he gets laid no problem. He said that he's seen Gary Coleman with a hot blonde too and that's shocking. Gary said that Verne has two things that Eric doesn't, money and a personality. Howard said that he's got a personality but Gary doesn't believe that.
Robin said that this woman doesn't want to have sex with anyone even on 2 legs. She's not a sexual person, she doesn't want to have sex at all. Robin said that Verne Troyer would move on to the next woman if he heard she didn't want to have sex.
Gary threw out the date March 15th and wanted to take some under/over bets on that. Kendra said that she would definitely meet him by then. Howard asked her to give out a plug for her web site but she vanished as soon as Howard said he as going to let them go. Johnny threw in the plug for her instead. KendrasSecret.com.
Eric was on the phone again and said that Kendra didn't call them, they called her. Eric got all pissed off when Gary told him that he had to admit defeat. Eric was yelling at them because she didn't call in, Johnny called in for her. Eric said that he's sure that she's going to meet him before his birthday, on March 11th, so they're going to lose the March 15th bet.
Robin asked Eric about the non-sexual comments that Kendra made. Eric turned it around on her and asked how things are going with Jim Florentine. Howard said that they have defeated JFSC.tv and they got Kendra on the show even though Eric said it would never happen. He had to admit defeat. Eric said that he didn't have to admit anything. Gary said that it took him a few more days than he said it would take but he did get her on the show. Eric said that they talked about getting her on by last Thursday. Howard said he has to admit that they did get her on the show. Eric had another guy, Patrick, on the line with him saying that they would have had her on the show sooner if that scumbag Mutt and his web site didn't trash her so much. Howard said he had nothing to do with that.
Howard said that Eric is a sore loser and a bad sportsman. Eric said that Gary backed out of the March 15th bet so that wasn't a good sportsman either. Howard said that Gary backed out of the bet because Kendra can control when she goes out to meet Eric. They played Beck's ''Loser'' song for Eric as they were ending the call with him. Eric said that was Artie's theme song. Howard let them go a short time later. Artie told Eric that he and Patrick should go out as a team, the two guys who aren't fucking Kendra. Howard said that he doesn't want to ruin things for Eric if he has a shot at all.
Howard said that Benjy is in this weird thing with Ivy where she's trying to set up a fight between him and Chuck. Howard asked Chuck if he's banging Ivy while Benjy is banging her. Chuck said he doesn't kiss and tell. He said that if he sees her again he's going to give her a crack. He said he was just joking though and he would never hit a girl in his life.
Chuck said that this whole thing started last week when he did his show and Ivy came on and told him that he should open up his own gym. He said that she was trying to help him get things going with that. Then the next day he hears the show and Ivy is saying that this fight is being set up. Then he hears from Ivy again about helping out with this gym and how she needs a commission. He said it sounded like it was all about being for her personal gain.
Benjy told Chuck that he'd be afraid to get into the ring with him and he had no interest in doing that. He said he knew that he'd die if he got in the ring and he'd need even more money than she was offering up. He also told Chuck that she's not his girlfriend and he doesn't want her speaking for him anymore. He said that she apologized to him and she wanted to apologize to Chuck too. Benjy said that he never said he wanted to fight but he would like to see a fight with Chuck fighting someone else.
Chuck said that Ivy told him that Benjy wanted to fight him, that's why he was kind of bothered. Howard asked chuck how he controlled Ivy the way he did because no one can do that. He said he just put her in her place because he didn't need her setting up any fight for him.
Howard talked about some of the fights that Chuck has been in before and how he's broken a guy's jaw just by slapping them. Chuck said that he's out looking to do some pro-fighting and he's slimmed down to about 207 pounds now. He said that he's looking around at various fighting clubs to work in. He said that he knows 6 different types of Martial Arts and he's been training since he was 18 years old. He talked about some of the stuff he's studied and explained all of that to the guys.
Howard said he was going to teach Benjy a lesson by playing Chuck's show where he puts Ivy in her place. He said that Ivy can talk a mile a minute but Chuck put her right in her place.
After playing the tape Howard said that Chuck said he was hurt and insulted and this had to stop. Benjy said that he can't control what other people say about him and if she does that again to him, she won't be his friend anymore. He said that he does like her and she is a good person. He said he knows that she likes Chuck a lot too and he hopes that things are okay between them.
Chuck said that he knows what's going on there and he knows that he can't control Ivy. Fred asked him what he could do to Ivy to punish her. Chuck laughed and said that he can't hit her, that's not right. Benjy joked that he could punish her by marrying her. Chuck seemed to find that kind of amusing.
Howard asked Chuck if all of the stories he tells on his show about banging chicks are true. Chuck said that they are true stories, he doesn't lie about that stuff. He said he did lie to Robin one day though. He said that one day he came in wearing a top that showed his muscles and Robin asked him if he was on steroids. He lied and said he wasn't but he really was. He said that he was using steroids but didn't want anyone to know so he did lie about it at the time.
Howard told Chuck that he's doing a great job with his show and he's happy to have him there. He wrapped up and thanked him for coming in. Chuck said that he's happy to be there but he's back to doing one show every 3 weeks now. He's going out to Vegas to the Rambo premiere because he's friends with Sylvester Stallone. He used to bodyguard for him back in about 1982.
Dominic Barbara called in and said he thinks that Benjy and Ivy should fight. Benjy said that he'd do that if he could have Eric the Midget in the ring with him to help. Howard went to break a short time later.
Howard said he had to read a few things before bringing in their guests. He read an e-mail where a guy was complaining about his rap about Bobby Fischer yesterday. The writer thought that he was doing a chess rap but he was talking about what a scumbag Bobby Fischer was. Artie said that he doesn't think that Howard would have spent so much time on it if he hadn't gotten into chess. Howard and Robin both disagreed with that because Howard had spoken out about Fischer in the past, before he got into the game so deep.
Howard said that he also wanted to mention a press release about Heath Ledger and how those God Hates Fags people from the Westboro Baptist Church are going to be there at his funeral to protest because he played a gay character in a movie. They're saying that he's in hell now because of what he did. Howard said that when a family loses a child it's just wrong for these people to go disrupt things the way they do. He said that he's told them that they're despicable and this woman Shirley is a monster of a human being for doing something like that.
Artie said that if they had asked last week who was going to live longer, him or Heath Ledger, no one would have guessed it was going to be him. Howard said that when you mix pills and stuff you never know what's going to happen.
Howard said they did hear from Jillian Grace finally. He read the note they got from her and she asked them to stop already. She said that she had nothing to do with the story becoming public and she's not commenting on it now. She's just trying to work out there in Missouri and she doesn't need this crap. She said that it's hard to function with all of this stuff going on. She also complained about Gary saying that she was fired from Playboy and that wasn't the case. Gary said he apologized to her about that and they're straight now.
Howard said that Jillian and David Spade should both come on the show and straighten things out there on the air.
Howard asked Sunny about being Penthouse Pet of the Year back in 2003. Artie said he remembers her and she was in there before. Howard said that there are pictures of both of them up on his web site. Sunny said she just signed on to do some boy-girl stuff that she's never done in the past. She said that she's working with Vivid now and they let her do things when she wants to do it. She used to do just girl-girl but now she's going to try and get into the boy-girl stuff because she's seen some stuff lately that has her interested.
Sunny said that she's been very lucky with her career. She also told Howard about how her fiancé broke up just about a week before Christmas. She said that he told her that she deserved someone better than him and backed out of the marriage. She said that she was angry with him at the time but now she's over it and very happy.
Howard asked Sunny about being with other women and asked if she had been with Joanna. She said that they just met but they're both single so she'll see what happens. Howard said that Sunny used to bring home other girls for her man and he can't imagine why he'd give her up. Howard asked Sunny about how that all works and who she brings home with her. She said that she brought home another woman by the name of Monique Alexander. She told Howard how she had made love to her on film and in her personal life, before this happened.
Howard asked how she made the threesome happen. She said that they were at the Playboy mansion and they went behind the monkey cage and did it right there. She said that there weren't any people around at the time so they just started having sex. Sunny said that Monique and the other girl started doing stuff and then they all got into it and they had Monique pinned to the tree. She said that she was talking dirty to her and told the guys that she was saying some stuff about her pussy. Howard said that he'd be so nervous about doing something like that with someone they don't know. Sunny said that she does know Monique though and it wasn't like she didn't know her. She said that her fiancé was doing her from behind there up against the tree.
Sunny told Howard how they were both giving her man oral and sucking on him. She said that it was so hot doing it to him at the same time. She said that he finished off in both of their mouths and it was so hot. She said that it was the best oral sex moment in her life.
Howard said that he loves that Sunny is so into having her man finish in her mouth. He said he loves that about her. He asked her about licking her man's penis that had just come out of another woman. She said that she loves other women so it was great for her. She said she loves to watch other people having sex so it's really hot.
Howard asked Sunny to show off her body a little bit and Artie sounded like his head was going to explode. Howard asked her about trying to have sex with Cindy Margolis one time. She gave him some details on that before Howard got distracted and asked her about the clothes she was wearing. Robin brought her back to the Cindy story. She said that she didn't know who she was at the time but she tried to have sex with her but Cindy turned her down saying that she had a husband.
Howard gave the girls a plug for the book they were promoting, Naked Ambition: An R-rated Look at an X-rated Industry, and then moved on to Joanna. She said that she grew up pretty religious and a good girl. She's Jewish so Howard found that kind of surprising. He said that he's seen some of her porn videos and one of them showed her giving oral to a guy driving a car. He said that makes him fear for her life. He also brought up the anal scenes that she does and asked her about that. She said that she usually doesn't do an enema every time when she does it so she has had some problems before. She said that sometimes the accident will be just the water from the enema coming out though.
Howard asked Joanna if she had ever banged any of her college professors. She said that she did one time and it wasn't even for any credits. She said that she didn't lose her virginity until she was 18 and she was only 20 at the time she did this guy so she didn't know all of the tricks for picking up guys. She said she used to write really graphic sex stories for the class though. She said that they went to some kind of party type thing and they were all pretty close in the class. They had a goodbye party for the students and the teachers. After the party she asked him to share a cab with her to go back to the hotel she was staying at and that's how they ended up hooking up. She got out at his hotel and went up and did him. She said that the sex wasn't even that hot and the guy seemed to just want to get it over and done with.
Howard played some audio clips of Sunny doing her thing in one of her porn movies. She was very noisy and she took off her headphones as she was listening to it. She said she was kind of embarrassed and didn't want to hear herself doing that. Howard asked her about her sex life and she ended up talking about how the last time she had sex she squirted 3 times. She didn't know that was possible. She said that she might have to go back to that guy.
Sunny said that if a guy takes his time to pleasure her by kissing, licking and sucking, the woman is on and ready to go. She said that he did a great job with that and that's why it was so hot. She said that he had gone down on her and they went at it for like an hour. Howard asked how long he was inside of her going back and forth. She told Howard how he got her off first before he even got off. Howard didn't get how a guy could hold out like that. He said that he'd have to bang her right away and he'd probably finish in a second. Artie was trying to pick up the girls and told them that the guy had to be gay if he didn't get off right away.
Howard played a clip of Joanna Angel having sex on her web site. He told the girls how much he liked them and then asked to see some boobs. Joanna said that she would do it if Sunny would do it. Howard asked both of them to do it but Sunny didn't seem so sure about it. Joanna asked if she wanted her to take her top off. Sunny agreed so she said that she'd be really aggressive with that. She went over to her and started kissing her.
Howard told the girls that they looked really good and had nice breasts. Artie asked one of the girls to give the other a Bronsky, or motorboat, so she went in and did that. Then Howard asked Sunny to talk dirty to Joanna and undress her too.
Artie asked if the girls wanted him to get involved too. They told him he could go over there but Howard told him he might want to calm down. By then the girls were spanking each other. Then Howard asked the girls if they wanted to ride the Sybian. Joanna had never been on one before but Sunny knew about it so Howard asked her to sit on it and show Joanna how to ride it. She went over after hesitating a little bit. Howard thought she was being a bit shy.
Sunny went over and got on the machine and took it for a ride. Joanna was there helping her out and doing stuff to her as she was trying to get off. Howard was directing her to take off her top and play with her boobs. Sunny said that she didn't think that Gary was controlling it right so Howard had him hand over the controls so they could control the speed. It wasn't working for Sunny so Howard told her to get off of it and had Joanna get on.
Joanna got on the Sybian and Sunny messed around with her while she rode it. She wasn't getting off either so Howard let them give up after a couple of minutes. Artie told the girls that he was ready to take them back to his apartment to do some coke with them. They didn't sound interested and told Artie that drugs are bad for him.
Howard gave the girls some plugs for the book, Naked Ambition: An R-rated Look at an X-rated Industry, and for their web sites JoannaAngel.com and SunnyLeone.com. Gary ended up getting pissed at Sunny because she had insulted him while he was controlling the Sybian. He said that she told him that she can't do anything with ''that guy'' over there. He ended up telling her that she was a bore and that people could find her at Skank.com. He went off on her for a couple of minutes and said that she's frigid if she can't get off on that machine.
Artie told Sunny that he'd like to fuck her to make her feel better. She said that she'd do that as long as Gary wasn't in the room. Gary went off on her saying that she'd lose her looks like about 7 years anyway so he doesn't care. It got pretty brutal there at the end between Gary and sunny. Howard had to go to break a short time later.
Howard played the messages that Jackie left for him on his voice mail recently. In the first message Jackie said that he'd like to go to dinner with him sometime. He said that just signed on for another year there at SIRIUS and he's happy about that. He also said that he has no idea why Fred hates him. He said that maybe he's being an idiot or something but he really has no idea what the problem is. He also talks about Gary's teeth and wondered where he's going to move those things to. He said that it was like the nicest birthday present anyone could have given to Howard.
Artie said that he greatest part of that call is that Jackie was at the Sundance Film Festival when he made the call. He and the guys talked about how funny that was. Fred joked that he was parking cars out there, that was the only reason he was there.
Fred said that Jackie was spending most of that call kissing Howard's ass. He didn't like the way he was disloyal to the show and to Howard and Robin. He said that he was very selfish when he walked away from the show the way he did.
Fred was also talking about the e-mail he sent to Jackie when he was having some tough times in his life and he had to kind of push him off for a while. He said that he wasn't saying he didn't want to talk to him or anything, he was just putting him on hold. He said he doesn't hate Jackie but both Howard and Robin said that it sounds like he does hate him.
Fred said that he likes Jackie but he doesn't like some of the things he's done. He said he loves him and he hates him. Howard said that it still sounds like he hates him. Fred said that he doesn't hate anyone except maybe Osama bin Laden and Jackie isn't Osama bin Laden.
Fred said he thinks that Stuttering John hates him even though he was never trying to hurt him on the show. He said that he doesn't hate John but he thinks that he left the show in a shitty way just like Jackie did.
Irish John called in and asked Fred if the History of Howard Stern pissed him off or something because that's what it kind of sounds like. Fred said that it's not anger, it's more of an intensity thing.
Jeff said that he heard about Jackie being at the Sundance Film Festival and he heard he was there to promote h is movie ''Broke Hack Mountain.'' He just came up with that one out in the hall.
Howard said that it seemed like roasting was kind of a lost art and the younger guys weren't doing that kind of stuff. He said that it seems like Jeff brought the brutal roasts back and he wondered if he'd take credit for something like that. Jeff said he'd take some credit but not all of it. Howard read that he won't roast people he hates, only people he likes. He actually turned down a roast for Mike Tyson because he's a rapist and he doesn't really think that's funny. He said he might do it if it were for a charity or something.
Howard had a technical problem in the studio and he wondered where the noise was coming from. It may have been Jeff's headphones so they had him swap them out. That's what it was. Jeff told Howard that it was very exciting to see them this morning. He said he knows that Howard has hidden out in the roasts before and watched his guys doing their thing.
Howard asked Jeff about the roast for Steven Seagal that he did. Jeff said that he hadn't done one before and he did some studying before he did it. He said that he killed with everyone in the place but Seagal just sat there and didn't laugh at all. He said that Milton Bearle had introduced him but had no idea who he was at the time.
Howard asked Jeff if he's ever had to edit his own jokes down so he wouldn't offend because they were just so out there. Jeff said he must have some kind of filter that stops him from doing jokes like that. He's never had that kind of joke before.
Howard said that Jeff was at the Pam Anderson roast and asked him about that. Jeff said that some people thought that he went too far that day. He said that a lot of his friends were there and he walked out in a full length fur coat and both Pam and Courtney Love started throwing ice at him because they're both in PETA. Howard asked him about Courtney Love's behavior there and how she didn't seem to get what a roast was about. Jeff said that he told some great jokes about her and she seemed to have fun with it because she was pretending to blow him at one point in the show.
Howard said that the roasts have gotten to be pretty crazy. He heard about the one roast where Steve-O was peeing behind the stage. Jeff said he tried to help Steve out a little bit by giving him some ideas for what he could do at the roast but he ended