Howard brought up ''Almost Famous'' and how he can't believe the way it was released. He said it's been hidden from people and that's why it hasn't made that much money. He saw it and said it's a great movie. Howard says he has to get Cameron Crowe to come in to talk about why they did a limited release when it opened. Robin also got in on the discussion and told Howard how awful the new ''Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2'' sequel was. She said it was so bad that she took a nap during it and woke up a little later to see if anything was going on.
Howard was talking about the upcoming Pornoween show tomorrow. A guy claiming to be a Bounty Hunter called in and got Howard to talk about some of the rules. The guy was trying to narrow down where porn star LeAnna Heart will be hidden but Howard had to tell him he won't be giving out clues until first thing tomorrow morning. Howard told him she'll be in the tri-state area but he kept trying to make sure she'd be in the New York City area because that's where he'll be searching. Howard said that he's thinking of having LeAnna dressed in a ''bologna-kini'' which would mean she'd be wearing baloney as a bikini. The bounty hunter kept telling Howard that he has a great TV show here.. He could call it ''Man Hunt''. Howard said it would be ''Woman Hunt''. Gary suggested that it be called ''C-Hunt'' with the letter C meaning a woman's private parts.
Howard made a little bit of money off the bets he had on the World Series and how many deaths there would be. He was the house and he took over/under bets from everyone. He ended up making $20 on the bets because it turned out to be under 2 deaths. Gary and the E! crew had over 2 and that's where Howard made his money. Howard watched the final game of the series with Stuttering John, Scott Einziger and his friend Pat Minokia. He said they had fun that night. Today is the ticker-tape parade and Howard said they should have kept the bets going through it because he's sure there will be some deaths during it. Robin brought up how Mayor Giulliani has suggested that people keep their kids home from school to attend the parade for the Yankees. Howard said he's surprised that the Mayor would suggest something like that.
Dominic Barbara called in and said that he would take bets on the parade deaths. He's saying there will be one and was taking over/under bets on it. Everyone took the under bets from Dominic. Fred said it was a sucker bet and didn't want to put any money on it.
Doug Goodstein from E! had a halloween party on Saturday night but Stuttering John said he heard it sucked. Doug came in and defended the party but Joel the Intern came in and said the party did suck. He said the only hot chicks there were the interns from the show. They all discussed it for a few minutes and it sounds like the party was a mess. Joel said the cops showed up about 3 times throughout the night because of the noise. Doug said it was his last party at the apartment because he's giving it up this week.
Howard went on to talk to Carmen about her career and how it's taken off since her appearance in ''Scary Movie''. She said she's done four movies and a TV pilot since then. She said that in the TV pilot she plays a ''Dark Angel'' type of chick who has computer implants to make her powerful.. Bionic woman-like. Howard said he'd make the show more like the life of LeAnna Heart's where Carmen would be a stripper. That's what Howard thinks she should be doing on TV.
Howard also brought up Carmen's ex-husband Dennis Rodman. Rodman was on the show back in September saying how he's still in love with her and would like to marry her again. Carmen said she still speaks to Dennis very often but she doesn't think they'll get married again. She said it would be too hard to live with him. His life is too crazy for her and she's not sure she could trust him again after he cheated on her shortly after they got married. She thought things would change then but they didn't. She told Howard that ''Actions speak louder than words'' and she didn't see Dennis taking any action to settle down. She did say that they've had sex since getting divorced but it's been a while since they've done it. She hasn't had any other sexual relations with anyone else though.
Carmen told Howard that she still uses her vibrator very often. She told him how she likes to watch porn before doing herself to get going. She said she doesn't like the guys in porn movies, it's just the idea of having sex that gets her off. Howard pointed out how nicely her private parts are groomed in the Playboy layout. She told him how she gets a ''Playboy wax'' every two weeks. They take all of the hair off around her private parts and ass area. She said it's really smooth and it makes for better sex.
Robin wanted to know more about how Howard and Carmen ended up in a steam bath together out in Malibu. Howard retold the story about how he had Carmen over to a friends house to hang out with her. They hung out during the day and did a lot of talking. Howard had a cold at the time and thought that taking a steam bath would be a good idea. He invited Carmen and the two of them went in dressed in bathing suits. Howard didn't make any moves and Carmen was glad he didn't. She was telling them how she does like aggressive guys when she's attracted to them but when she's not attracted then it's just disgusting. Robin heard that as telling Howard she's not interested but Howard thought he was just being a nice guy. That's the way Carmen explained it also. She said Howard did everything just right by not making any moves on her. She would have been turned off if he had.
Howard took a couple of phone calls for Carmen and one guy told Howard he should tickle her like he just did to Pamela Anderson a couple of weeks back. Carmen said she's really ticklish and she wasn't sure she wanted to do it. Howard asked her to do it and she agreed. They cuffed her to their ''tickle chair'' and Howard asked her some trivia questions. She was unable to answer questions like:
Frankenstein came and somehow kept the kids attention for his full hour which amazed Gary.
Gary was almost knocked out cold by his son at one point. They had a Pinata set up and his son Jackson was swinging a bat at the thing. Gary bent over to pick up some candy and his son bashed him right in the center of his forehead. Gary said he saw stars and started walking aimlessly into the woods. His wife had to come over to see if he was okay. He said he had a headache for days. It turns out it was only a whiffle ball bat so it wasn't as hard as it could have been. He still has a knot on his forehead though. Sal the Stockbroker called in at one point and told Gary he would have been better off if he'd had his son hit him on his teeth. Sal's theory is that he wouldn't have felt it if that happened. Sal also said that the prediction he made last week came true about the Mets. He predicted that if Gary was in the stadium the Mets would be distracted by his huge teeth and they'd lose. Gary was at the game and the Mets lost so Sal thinks his prediction came true.
Mark kept asking Howard questions about his life and stuff so he extended his stay a little too long. They eventually ended up talking about politics for a few minutes but Mark didn't want to give up. He told Howard he wanted to her him talk about all of this stuff. Howard eventually had to take a break so he ended the segment.
Howard spoke to LeAnna's mother Deb to see if she was upset that her daughter was going to sleep with the guy. She didn't mind it at all. Gary said they had a car ready to bring them all back to the studio.
Later in the show Howard was waiting for Seth and LeAnna to show up. Gary came in and told Howard that the guy who had his daughter taxidermied came in with a wheelchair and a body bag. His ''stuffed'' daughter was in the bag. One of the E! guys said that some of the technicians don't want anything to do with the segment and they wouldn't be working on it. Howard said that they should have been offended by many things that they've done on the show, not by this guy. He said ''We just gave away a woman(LeAnna) in front of her mother!'' as an example.
One of the losers in the Pornoween contest came in to talk to Howard. Joe was one of the guys who volunteered to have cameras follow him around while he looked for LeAnna. Howard said it's a good thing he didn't win.. ''Poor LeAnna'' is what Howard said. Joe said that he hadn't slept in days. He started out in Staten Island and made his way into the city. He had to buy a radio so he could hear the clues. He prepared for days but didn't have a radio! Joe got in a plug for his friend's web site NakedNewYork.com before Howard ended his visit.
LeAnna showed up with the winner later in the show.
Howard got Anthony's estranged wife Helen on the phone and she kind of backed up the taxidermy story but it was still questionable. Howard finally had Anthony take the sheet off the daughter. There was laughter in the studio as the wraps came off. Everyone said it looked like a doll, not a person. Robin said the head looked like it was made of styrofoam. Anthony claims that it was a year from the time she died until she was taxidermied so she decomposed quite a bit. They had to reconstruct her somehow. No one believed it was a real dead girl and Anthony was asked if he was really crazy or if he was just a bad actor. He says it's for real but he refused to show any more of her skin to prove it was real. He didn't like the fact that he was being goofed on. Everything on the girl looked fake. She had a wig on and all of her facial hair was fake. Howard said he wasn't sure what he was seeing but it was pretty creepy. He took a couple of phone calls from people who called Anthony a freak. Howard eventually wrapped things up with Antony but no one was convinced the girl was real. KC came in and asked Howard if he had permission to rip her head off. Howard told him he didn't have permission to do that because Anthony would freak out on him. Howard once again said that he had no idea what he'd just seen but it did freak him out.
LeAnna's mother was there so Howard asked her what she thought of the whole thing. She said ''Everybody has sex..'' so she doesn't have a problem with it. Howard said she was all smiles and seemed happy.
Howard took a few phone calls from angry losers. A lot of people are saying the contest was rigged but Howard swears it wasn't. He said if it was fixed ''..I wouldn't have given it to this guy!'' One phone caller said that LeAnna was in a movie with porn star who died of AIDS so Seth should back out of the contest. LeAnna said she was never in a movie with the guy and she has her AIDS test done every 30 days. Another caller said that Seth didn't say ''Woochie, Woochie give me the Coochie'' the right way so he shouldn't have won. Howard said it was close enough and they were the final judges in the contest.
Howard told Seth what he'd do with LeAnna if he'd won. He said he'd tell her what to wear, go to her room, have her strip and stand against a wall while he just looks at her. He'd then have her pose for him and then wait in bed while he reads a comic book. Seth said he wants to have her dance for him. Howard suggested that Seth wake up because he was kind of dull.
Howard wrapped things up and said that they'd be hearing from Seth again after he's had sex with LeAnna. You can see LeAnna on her web site SexyLeAnna.com
Howard also brought up the fact that Vince McMahon of the WWF is going to sue the Parents TV Council which is a bunch of people trying to get people like Howard off the air. McMahon claims that the flyer the PTC sends out claims that certain advertisers have dropped from advertising with the WWF. Vince said that half of the companies on the flyer have never advertised with them so they're lying. Howard wishes Vince luck in his lawsuit and wished that his own company would go after them because they're doing the same thing to him. He said it's like racketeering when they lie about stuff like that to try and get someone off the air.
Howard brought up the latest PlayStation 2 controversy. He didn't know exactly what was going on but said that Gary thinks that the shortage of PS2's is some kind of plan to hype the new video game system. There is a shortage already and it's not even Christmas time. Howard wondered why they wouldn't just wait a year before bringing out the system. Scott DePace from E! came in and said that Sony wouldn't do something like that because they don't make money off the system, they make it from the software. If there's no hardware out there then they can't sell the software. Howard quickly got sick of talking about the subject and moved on.
Howard wanted to point out how big the porn industry is so he had Gary talk about an article he read. In the article a guy did some research on how much money hotels make on porn pay-per-views in the guest rooms. He found that Marriott hotels use the DSS satellite which is owned by General Motors. Combined they make over $200 Million in porn sales. Other companies like AT&T also have their hand in the porn industry but they don't talk about it. Howard says it's ridiculous that people try to hide sex from kids because it's a part of everyone's life. He also said that we're all animals and sex is part of everyone's life.
Howard told Elliott that he has a horrible looking ass as soon as he came in. Elliott said that Howard told him he had a nice ass the last time he was on though. Howard said he was kidding and he looks awful. Through most of the interview Elliott was just yelling and screaming about how great his body is and how healthy he is. He would sometimes shut up long enough to learn a tiny bit about him. He still claims that he was married 3 times and even had a picture of himself with his third wife. He also claims that Sarah Jessica Parker is trying to get him a part on ''Sex and the City'' next season.
Howard brought up how Elliott was kicked off of an airplane recently. Elliott claims that he never made it on the plane though. He was told that they wouldn't allow him on the plane dressed the way he was dressed. He's now going to try and sue the airline over it. Howard told Elliott that perhaps he should just try not to make such a scene when he gets on an airplane. Maybe he should just wear pants when he goes on an airplane. Elliott argued that he is a performer, an entertainer and an exhibitionist so he dresses like that everywhere he goes. Howard couldn't get it through his head that he should give it a break once in a while.
As usual Howard took phone calls for Elliott and they got him yelling and screaming more and more as the segment progressed. At one point Jackie said something and Elliott started yelling at him for being in poor physical shape. This led to Jackie going over and pulling off his shirt next to Elliott. They were going to compare bodies but Elliott refused to take off his top to show his body. He just kept screaming at Jackie about his condition and wouldn't even acknowledge the fact that Howard was talking to him. Howard kept trying to get him to show his fat belly but he wouldn't listen to what Howard was telling him. The arguing and yelling went on for what seemed like hours. Howard was unable to shut Elliott up and every time he tried to end the segment someone would ask Elliott a question. His age was one question in everyone's mind. He claimed to be 48 when he came in. Howard said if that's his age he looks horrible. Robin thought that he was probably in his late 60's or early 70's which would mean he looked great for his age. Elliott said that he was 81 after that. He was joking though. He eventually pulled his drivers license out of his purse.. yes, his purse.. and Howard said the license says he was born in 1952. So he looks horrible for his age. Howard finally got Elliott to leave when he took a commercial break.
Howard said that his views on the death of Steve Allen would surprise us today. He started off talking about Allen's career and how he was the first host of ''The Tonight Show'' .. for 1 year. Howard said Steve spent the rest of his life talking about what a talent he was and how other people couldn't handle being a talk show host like he did. Meanwhile, he was just as much a failure as the people he bad mouthed. Howard then talked about this Parents Television Council and how Steve was trying to get the filth out of TV and radio for the last few years of his life. Howard said that it was a sad, miserable way to spend the rest of his life. Howard said that Allen turned into a bitter, despicable old man who was became irrelevant toward the end of his life. He said that he wasn't going to spend the whole day bashing the guy because his life just became pathetic at the end. Howard also brought up how no one had Allen in the latest Death Pool. He would have been worth 22 points if someone did have him. Howard wondered what will happen to Steve's wig now that he's dead. He wonders if they'll bury it with him or if it'll be kept above ground.
Howard also had some tape of Steve bad mouthing him on various shows. Allen called Howard talentless in one tape. That's why he has so many fans, right Steve? Allen also said that Howard just figured out a way to talk on the radio which gets him listeners. He doesn't have a talent to become a comedian or an actor. Howard said ''Neither did you Steve!''
Robin said that Steve hated everyone and would bad mouth everyone. She said that he even bad mouthed Elvis after he died. Gary said that Steve was on the show one time and he wanted to come on a few times after that. Howard said the guy wanted to interact with him for some reason. Howard said he's not gloating today.. ''Well, maybe I am.'' he continued. He said in a way he's glad he's gone. Now no one has to listen to him bad mouthing Howard. Howard said ''I'm not dancing on his grave.. I pity him.''
Howard played one last tape of Steve and his wife Jayne Meadows being interviewed by Gary Garver. Gary asked the two of them to give a holiday message to Howard Stern. Steve wished him luck and Jayne just told him to ''get lost.'' After the tape Howard told ''Stevearino'' the pitiful old man to ''rest in peace.''
Howard took a phone call from a woman who, for some odd reason, told him about how she was beaten up at her boyfriends house. She said she blacked out and someone beat her up while she was blacked out. Howard told her that she shouldn't drink until she blacks out. That way she won't wake up beaten up and not know who did it. He eventually hung up on her after being annoyed by the woman.
Howard spent a few minutes talking about the upcoming election and how he's pushing for Gore. He said he's sick of Bush's stance on abortion and his ''entititlement to everything'' attitude. He said Gore isn't the greatest person to vote for but he might be good for the environment. He stuck to the abortion issue for the most part. He said that neither of these two nominees will ''rock the world'' if they're elected but he's still pushing more for Gore. He also said he's pushing for Lazio in the NY senate run against Hillary Clinton.
Marsha said that babies get constipated when mothers don't breast feed because the milk they give them contains too much iron. That ties things up down there and they get constipated. That leads to more problems like anal fissures and hemorrhoids. Howard said that when he was younger he always had brown dots in his underwear because he was always picking at his ass. He later learned how to wipe correctly to avoid problems. Marsha said she had similar problems and that's what led her to research the subject and write her book.
Stuttering John came in and told Marsha about his problem with hemorrhoids. Howard pointed out that John drinks a lot of alcohol which may be one of his major problems. Marsha recommended that he eat plenty of fiber and other healthy foods which aren't ''dead''. She said meat and even things like bread and rice which are cooked are considered ''dead'' foods. John said that when he eats salad it comes out the same way it went in. Marsha said that he needs to eat more fiber to slow down the movement through his bowels. She also suggested that he not push so hard when he goes. John told her how even after he's done with his initial movement he feels there's more there and he pushes hard to get it out. Check out her web site MobyHealth.com to find out more.
Howard asked Rick about a few things that he had in his notes. Rick went to Vasser college which was an all girls school at one time. Rick said when he went it was about 50/50. He did say he had plenty of dates when he was there though. He also admits to have smoked pot when he was in college. He said he hasn't done it since then though. He told Howard he got married when he was 32 so Howard assumed that he had plenty of time to get chicks when he was younger.
Rick also pointed out that Melrose Larry Green has been helping him out with his campaign. Howard said that now that he knows that he'll let Melrose back on the show. Melrose was banned from the show after he appeared on Mancow's show.
Rick asked that people ignore the polls, which he's leading, and just look at his record when making their decision on who to vote for.
Attorney Dominic Barbara called in at one point and asked Rick if he'd replace former Senator Al D'Amato in their poker games. Rick said he wasn't sure about that because he doesn't know what their games are like. Howard used to play poker with D'Amato and Dominic. Howard told Rick that he doesn't want to play with Dominic because he cheats.
Finally, Rick thanked Howard for his support and off he went.
Howard said he's kind of like Steve Allen because he just doesn't understand how Adam Sandler makes so much money with his awful movies. He and Robin discussed how bad his new movie ''Little Nicky'' looks in the trailers they're running in theaters. Robin said that Sandler is just doing a bad speech impediment in the new movie and he doesn't really do that great of an impression. Howard spent a few minutes discussing that and how after Sandler's success he thinks that he should have done ''Fartman'' the movie.
Howard mentioned that David Hasselhoff will be on the show tomorrow and Robin said she thinks he might have had some plastic surgery. She saw a picture of him and she thinks he's looking a ''little too tight'' in the face. Howard said he'd ask him about it tomorrow.
Gary the Retard called in this morning to wish Howard a Happy Thanksgiving. Howard didn't have the heart to tell him it's still 3 weeks away. He asked Gary if he's going to be voting and who he might vote for. He said ''Gore or Bush'' and Gary said he doesn't like that guy. Howard then told him he said two guys and mentioned Gore and Bush again. This time he put the emphasis on Bush. Gary then said he'd vote for Bush. Gary wants to come on the show again so Howard told him he'd try to work something out and moved on.
Howard brought up the Fox TV show that's airing tonight called ''Surprise Wedding''. This is where women demand that their boyfriends make the decision to marry them right there or they leave them. Howard said women, or men, who would do something like that have to be sickos. He said that if someone is indecisive about getting married they shouldn't be forced into it. A listener called in and said he's in a similar situation in his own life. He's been dating a woman for 6 years and he's buying a house with her. She's now demanding a ring from him and he doesn't feel it's necessary. Howard advised him not to fall into that trap. He said the girl is a loser for demanding that and the guy should get rid of her. He also told the guy that he should tell her that marriage isn't for him and that's that.
Everyone in the studio agrees that this should be a big story because Bush claims to be against abortion. Larry had also pointed out that the abortion took place before the Roe vs Wade decision was made. So technically the abortion would have been illegal.
Later in the show, around 9:30, Howard said he tried calling all of the Republican headquarters and none of them were answering their phones. So instead of talking to someone about Bush Howard blasted a fart for us. He asked everyone what kind of score they'd give the fart. Fred gave him a 9, Jackie a 7 and Robin a 6.5. Fart humor.. funny at any time.
A short time later Howard tried again to get someone from the Republican headquarters in New York to comment on the situation. Gary ended up talking to them but they told him he had to call the Austin offices. Gary tried them and they said they were busy and would have to call them back later. At 10:10am Gary came in and said that the Bush people told him that they wouldn't be able to get a spokesperson before the end of the show but they'd have someone for tomorrow's show. Howard said that's bull and had Gary call them back again but nothing happened.
Howard brought up the time that the guys were on the show with Sharon Osbourne (8.16.99) and they bet her $50,000 that their next album would go gold. The guys remembered it differently but said that was fine with them and they want to collect on it when the album does hit gold which means it has to sell 500,000 copies. The albums just hit the stores this past Tuesday so they won't have any results until next Tuesday.
Howard had some research on the guys so he spent some time bringing up stuff that happened to them when they were younger. He read that Violent J grew up really poor in a suburb of Detroit. J said that they were poor to the point that they had to drink powdered milk and they had food stamps. He told a story about his brother being embarrassed when a girl he really liked showed up at their house with a food service that brought food to poor families on Thanksgiving.
J also hates one of his step-fathers so much that he says he'd like to kill him if he sees him again. He didn't give any details about why he hates him so much but said that he's definitely going to hell.
Howard took some phone calls for the guys but everyone just wanted to fight them. There was one call from someone who was a real fan. Everyone else told them they just suck.
Howard got back to the stories about Violent J. Howard read that he once crapped his pants when he was in 3rd grade. Someone found his crapped underwear and turned him in. He'd forgotten that his name was written on the underwear. He said that a janitor had found the underwear and gave them to the principal. J also said that they used to announce over the intercom that he and his brother always owed money for hot lunches at the school and kids would make fun of him. He doesn't care now because he's a millionaire. He dropped out of school by the time he was in 9th grade but he says you don't need an education to be rich. Both of the guys said that if you can't write you just pay someone to write for you when you get rich.
Shaggy also had some stories to share. He went to a ''retard school'' when he was high school age. He said he only had to go from like 10am to 1pm and they'd go on field trips and crap like that. He's not even sure if he graduated from school or not. He said he got a piece of paper that said he went there but he doesn't think he got a degree. Howard tested Shaggy to see if he knew his math. He asked him what 8x8 was. Shaggy said 24 then 36.. it doesn't matter to him though, he's a millionaire.
The guys also told stories about jobs they had growing up. Shaggy used to dress up like a piece of pizza for a pizza place. He said he used to have people giving him the finger and he'd get into fights with them.
Howard wrapped things up with the guys. They said that they'll be starting their new tour in the near future and the bands including Nashville Pussy, Confrontation Camp and Suicidal Tendencies will be on tour with them. You can find out more at InsaneClownPosse.com.
A listener called in and told Howard that silver fillings have mercury in them and that may lead to cancer. Tom Chuisano shared his story about having all of his silver fillings removed and replaced by gold ones. Howard pointed out that he still got cancer even after having the silver removed so that might have been a waste of time. Howard said he wouldn't out himself through that nightmare. Gary said when they remove old fillings the sound they make pulling them out is like a screw through wood. Howard said he doesn't know why people hate going to the dentist so much. He doesn't seem to mind it so much even though he was tortured as a child.
Howard also said he saw Marlo Thomas on some show yesterday making a lot of sense about Ralph Nader and how a vote for him is like a vote for George Bush. He said she was very articulate and made a lot of sense to him. He continued to talk about how Bush ran the oil companies into the ground and wonders how anyone could do that. He also thinks that Bush's people may have released the drunk driving story to push the abortion story into the background so people will ignore it. Howard also said that Bush appointed some chemical company guy to the environmental board down in Texas. That just isn't right in his mind. Needless to say Howard is fully backing Gore now even though he's not that happy with him either.
Howard read in the Daily News that just hours before Steve Allen died he was ranting about how unfunny he finds Howard Stern. Allen didn't find anything Howard did funny. Allen talked about how Lenny Bruce was funny but Howard isn't. A listener called in and said that Fox Sports announcer Keith Olbermann was also bad mouthing Howard on the air saying that Allen was funnier than him. Howard continues to say that Allen was just a sad, pathetic, old man who didn't have anything better to do than to bash him for the last few years of his life. He also called him a hypocrite because he appeared on his show in the past to promote his stuff but then he turns around and tries to get him off the air.
Howard took a phone call from a guy who wanted to argue about how Bush shouldn't have to answer questions about the abortion thing. Howard said that his people should give an answer one way or the other because it looks like they're hiding something when they don't.
After a few minutes talking to him about that stuff he moved on to the game. Bridget the midget was on a camera feed from another location. This guy Carlos contacted the show and requested to have sex with Bridget so Howard created a game out of it. Bridget refuses to have sex with the guy but she will perform oral on him if Alan wins the game for him. Howard had 5 questions for him to answer and if he got 3 out of 5 correct he'd win. Howard asked:
Howard spent a few more minutes with Alan talking about the ''Growing Pains'' reunion show. Howard heard that some of the kids who were on the show grew up looking kind of strange so it might be worth watching just to see that. Alan said he doesn't think anyone looked funny on the show unless they were acting funny. He didn't bad mouth anyone who was on the show with him. Howard went through each of the kids who were on the show and they weren't sure which one was going to be the odd looking one. Robin said that Tracey Gold looks fine and Howard said he's seen Kirk Cameron and he's still a good looking guy. They spent a couple of minutes talking about how Kirk became a born again Christian at one point in his life. He even tried to have a Playboy Playmate written out of the show when he was on it.
Alan said that the reunion show is for the fans of the show so if there are some freaky looking kids on the show it doesn't really matter.
David told Howard that he now lives in the same building. He moved to New York to appear in Jekyll & Hyde and he's moving his whole family there.
Yesterday Robin commented on a picture she'd seen of David where it looked like he may have had some plastic surgery. Howard asked him if he did and he swears he didn't. He said he may do it when he needs it though. He told Howard that he looks pretty good for his age too. Howard told him that in person it doesn't look like he's had any work done. Robin disagrees.
Howard got Mike Walker on the phone so they could play the Gossip Game with David. Howard spoke to Mike about the whole George W. Bush abortion thing but Mike didn't have anything to add to the story. Howard got a listener on the phone so that David could play the game for the listener. If David won he'd be winning $1000 for the caller courtesy of iWon.com. Then they played the game. Each week Mike Walker, author of ''Malicious Intent'', calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. Here are this week's stories:
After the game Howard spent some more time talking to David about various things. David said that it's been his life dream to appear in Broadway play and now he's in Jekyll & Hyde. He said he's been through a lot of stuff to get there.
Howard brought up an article from ''Men's Journal'' where the writer talks about how bitter David is about not getting decent movie scripts. He also mentions that David ripped a fragrant fart during the interview but David said neither of those two things are true. He never farted but he did say he is a little jealous of people like George Clooney and Brad Pitt who get good movie roles. He said that after doing shows like Knight Rider and Baywatch he probably won't get decent scripts. He doesn't have to work though. When Mike Walker was on the phone he said David is probably worth $20-30 million. Howard said it's probably more than that and David said Howard was right.
Howard took a couple of phone calls for David and the first one told him that David sounded like Mark Harris the gay guy. He said he had proof that David is gay. He said that he always wanted to be in a musical since he was a kid and he never wanted to sleep with Pamela Anderson. Earlier in the interview David said that Pam never did it for him and he didn't find her that attractive. Howard agreed that the caller had a point. David swears that he never had a gay experience though. He's all man.. Straight man.
One caller said that Knight Rider is still a big part of a lot of people's lives. He claims to have put together a soundtrack album from the Knight Rider series and it's become a big seller over in Europe where David is a huge star. David said that people come up to him on the streets and yell out ''Yo Knight Rider!'' when they see him. He also said he still has the car and he's thinking of bringing back the show as a TV movie.
One last caller said that his 70 year old mother is in love with David and wants to meet him back stage at Jekyll & Hyde. Howard said David wouldn't do that and hung up on the guy but David said he'd be happy to meet her.
You can find out more about the play at Jekyll-Hyde.com. David also said you can check out his site DavidHasselhoff.com where you can find out takes from the old Knight Rider show and a bunch of other stuff.
Frank's wife Tatiana got on the phone and spoke to Howard for a little bit. She backed up what her husband said. Frank said that he's got a couple of friends who have gotten women much younger than them. One 55 year old friend married a 19 year old. Another friend who was 68 had sex with some women in their 20's and they thanked him afterward. Frank said that his wife is 17 years younger than he is.
One listener called in and said he married a Columbian woman who is just like Frank's wife. She serves him and makes him dinner and he's a truck driver who doesn't make all that much money.
Howard asked Tatiana to describe herself to find out just how hot she is. She said she's about 5'4'' tall and weighs in at 125 pounds. Howard thought that sounded a little heavy but Frank said she gained it after having American food. He also said she looks good with some weight on her.
You can find out more about Frank's book at ToRussiaForLove.com.
After taking a break Howard came back talking about how Stuttering John's wife is kind of like Tatiana. She rubs his back just about every day and even when his ass smells from his hemorrhoids. That led to a whole discussion about wives.. mostly John's and Gary's. John says that he can do whatever he wants to do and his wife doesn't give him any flack. Gary can't say the same. He can't just go to a Scores party like John can. He told Howard how on the weekends he has to get up early one day while his wife gets up early the other day. Howard asked him if he's got any energy after working hard all week. Gary told him how one day he got home and dinner was ready and his kids were ready for bed. His wife said to him ''I bathed your kids and made your dinner..'' like she was doing him a big favor. He said he felt like saying ''Yeah, well I paid your mortgage..'' and other things but he just kept his mouth shut. Some people would say that Gary is pussy-whipped.
