Howard went into a commercial laughing. He later explained that he was laughing at something Fred said during the break. Howard saw a picture of David Bowie with his wife Iman and their baby in Us Magazine. He mentioned that the baby looked like it was white even though Iman is black. Gary told Howard that he's got a friend who's married to a black woman and their child took a little while before its skin darkened up. Fred, doing a Jackie impression, blurted out ''It's not done yet!'' and that's why Howard was laughing during the break.
Howard watched ''Sex and the City'' last night and said that K-Rock DJ Cane was on the show. He said Cane looked pretty good on the show and did a good job acting. Robin also watched it and said that now that Howard has pointed out Sarah Jessica Parker's chin wart, she can't take her eyes off of it. Robin is amazed by the size of the thing. Someone said it was like a ''second head'' on her face. Howard said the show is great but the most unrealistic part of the show is the outfits that Sarah Jessica wears on the streets of New York. Howard said no one would be able to wear something like that and walk down the street without being hounded by every guy.
Howard is getting into the Olympics more and more. He said he watched the some of the running competitions and he's able to relate to the way the runners are running. He said that his trainer taught him a certain way to run and he can see the olympic runners doing it in a similar way. That makes it more enjoyable for him to watch. He also watched some of the soccer games and gymnastics. He said that he's not sure that some of the female soccer players don't have penises. There are some that look very manly. He also said that the way gymnastic kids are raised should be considered child abuse. Their growth is stunted and most of them look bizarre. Howard saw some young Russian girl and said that she looked like an alien or something. Robin said it looked like the ''Star Wars'' bar scene. Howard said that their stunted growth is like a bonsai tree.
Howard got an e-mail from ex-NY Yankee, David Wells. David basically told Howard that he and the Toronto Blue Jays are going to kick the Yankees asses. He told Howard he wants to come on the show when he has his World Series ring.
Howard played some tape of OJ Simpson talking about his recent incident where he was accused of breaking into his ex-girlfriend's house. Howard said it sounded like history repeating itself. He uses similar stories about this new girlfriend like he did with his ex-wife. Howard said a lot of people think that OJ couldn't possibly kill again but his strange behavior would have you believe otherwise.
Later in the show Sea from CYAO.com (Chat Your Ass Off) called in to talk about how disgusting Benjy was on the E! show last week when everyone was drinking. Benjy came in and tried to yell at her but Howard kicked his ass out of the studio. Howard spent a couple of minutes talking about how he doesn't chat anymore because all of the women who claim to be hot turn out to be ugly chicks. Sea told Howard that Jackie is going to be doing a moderated chat session over there in the near future. Jackie will also be signing a bunch of stuff for her to give away but she had to buy the stuff herself.
King of all Blacks also called in to ask Howard if his wife still listens to the radio show. Howard said he never brings that up with her so he's not sure. Gary came in and told Howard that 'King' is a rich kid and no one knew it. His father is a wealthy guy who has a house that's worth a million bucks. King is a garbage man so Robin described him as the ''ne'er do well'' of the family. King said that's true and his parents even bought him a nice house to live in. For some reason Howard wanted to know how dark skinned King's father is and whether or not white people hate him. Howard kept asking him if he is so dark that he's almost purple. Gary said that even he wouldn't get in on that conversation.
Gena was married to her first husband at the age of 19 and that only lasted a couple of weeks. By 22 she was married again. She told Howard that she's not going to let her son get married until he's 30. She knows how hard it is for young people to get married.
Before the interview Howard played tape of Gena being interviewed by Gary Garver. Gary had asked her if she masturbates and she hinted that she did but wouldn't say when she did it. Howard brought that up and tried to get her to talk about it but she was tight lipped about it. She admits that she does it but wouldn't say when the last time was.
Howard pointed out that Gena went from an A-cup to a C-cup when she got implants about 5 years ago. She told him that they're over the muscle.. for those of you who are keeping track. Howard was under the impression that she never wears a bra but she said she always does. Panties, on the other hand, she never wears. Howard tried to get back to the masturbation subject but she tried to change it by talking about David Spade. Howard then moved on to plug her new show ''Sheena'' and the web site for the show: SheenaTV.com. Gena said that the show is shot down in Orlando and they started shooting it in July when it was really hot. She said she wears really skimpy outfits in the show.
Howard also had in his notes that Gena took home the placenta from the birth of her son. She said she'd heard about how many nutrients are in the placenta. SO she took it home and planted a tree with the placenta. Howard thought that was kind of weird. She later said that the tree died so it's not that great of an idea.
Howard took a couple of phone calls for Gena then complimented her outfit. She was wearing leather pants so Howard wanted to know if she was wearing panties or not. OF course she wasn't. Gena then asked Howard if it's true he's dating Carmen Electra. Howard said he wished that was true but it's not. Gena and Carmen worked on ''Baywatch'' together and Gena said she's a really great person.
Howard said she's been linked to a bunch of celebrities. Of course he said he could only take her word for it. She said that she's hooked up with Emilio Estevez, Robert De Niro and Jamie Foxx. She said Foxx has a huge penis. She was also at a Dennis Rodman party but she didn't have sex with him because there was so much going on.
Howard brought up the fact that she was arrested recently for making terroristic threats against some woman. She told Howard she had to go to jail for 5 days. She even made it with a hispanic chick while she was there. She told Howard how the other woman didn't even speak English but it didn't matter. The two of them made it in the bunk while other inmates were having a visit with their families or something like that.
Howard took a couple of phone calls for Domonique. There were a couple of fans and one racist guy who said that the life she was describing was the life of a ''typical nig*er''. Domonique said that people like that are just ignorant and she doesn't care much about what he has to say. Howard also learned that Domonique was in ''The Howard Sperm Show'' porno that he's seen. She played Robin in that one. You can find out more about Domonique at Domonique-Simone.com.
Stone Cold revealed that he just got remarried a week and a half ago while he was in Las Vegas. Howard couldn't believe what he was hearing because the last time he was on the show he was talking about how he'd just lost half his money to his ex-wife. Howard asked him why he did it. Steve said that it wasn't rushed but he is feeling like he's getting old and he's hoping this will be his last marriage. He said he's only 35 but because of all of the injuries he's had he feels like he's 65. His wife is in her 20's. Howard found out that they did sign a pre-nuptial agreement though. Howard said that's like not being married at all.
Howard asked Steve about his hunting hobby and what kind of animals he's killed. ''Legally?'' Steve said. Steve went on to say that he's killed some deer and other animals like that. He also recently killed a Zebra on a private exotic ranch. The guy who owns it said that the zebra was killing other animals on the ranch so they had to take it out. Stone Cold was the right man for the job. He said it wasn't exactly a fair fight though. He didn't waste time hunting the thing. He just blew it away. He said he didn't eat the zebra though. He does eat deer. Howard said he's been to some gourmet restaurants that serve venison but he hasn't tried it. Howard jokingly said that he's had ''wood pussy'' which turns out to be skunk.
Steve got back to the drinking show that Howard did and wanted to know what the motivation was to do it. Howard said that they had to drink to get through the MTV Video Music Awards. It's the same old people coming by the show so Howard wanted to have fun doing it. Howard told Steve that he was really smashed during that show too. He said the next day he was fine though.
Steve told Howard that he doesn't plan on having any kids with this new wife of his. She says she doesn't want any kids. Robin told him to just wait for her biological clock to hit and then she'll want them. Both Howard and Robin think that Steve will be back in 2 year having the same conversation he had with them after his previous marriage break-up.
Howard took a couple of phone calls before Steve left. A couple of callers told Steve that he's a ''fag'' and a ''pussy''. Steve said that he'd take them on in a second. Finally, Howard promoted the WWF Raw is War thing again and ended the segment.
I'd seen the Bon Jovi ''Storytellers'' that Howard was talking about and noticed that Jon Bon Jovi was putting on a rock star accent during the show. So I called in (a rare thing these days) and asked Howard if that was the way the guy really talks. Howard said that Jon has to be putting that on because when he talks to him in person he doesn't really talk like that. Howard said that if he did talk to him like that he'd have to kick him in the balls. Robin said it's like his acting voice is coming out while he's up on stage.
Howard said that he was also impressed with the keyboard guy, David Bryan. He said he was fascinated watching the guy playing the keyboards and singing along with Jon.
A listener called in and suggested that they blur Howard's face when he's on TV because he's so ugly. Howard knew the guy was just jealous so he let him vent. He said that he was a really intelligent guy but when he said that Howard was an ''odyssey'' instead of an ''oddity'' we knew he was just a moron.
Howard was surprised to read an article which mentioned Joan Rivers as one of the top female revenue producers in the New York area. She came in number 22 on the list with $43 million.
Howard mentioned that Danni Ashe from Danni's Hard Drive will be in this week. She and Cindy Margolis have an ongoing battle about who's actually the ''most downloaded'' on the web. Cindy is mad at Howard for bad mouthing her awful TV show so she won't be coming on the show anymore. Howard didn't exactly say that she's taking sides with Danni but it might look that way. Howard continued to goof on Cindy's show today. He played clips of her syndicated TV show after Gary told him that Cindy said that she doesn't like the way she's portrayed on Howard's show. He just pointed out how bad she comes off on her own show.
Jackie was MIA this morning. He didn't show up on time and no one could find him anywhere. Howard thinks that he was probably just out late last night doing promotion for his new album ''F. Jackie'' and he got in late and couldn't drag his ass in early this morning. Howard played a few jokes off of the album while he talked about Jackie's strange behavior. Jackie showed up around 7am.. only an hour late.. and said that his alarm clock didn't go off on time.
Howard played a couple of clips Dennis Miller making more obscure references from Monday Night Football last night. He said that Miller has been toned down so much that it's hard to find clips now.
KC came in with one of his dopey games. It was called ''Are you as smart as Dennis Miller'' and he had some questions about the references that Miller makes in his jokes. He had multiple choice answers for each. Howard got through 2 and gave up because KC made it too easy. Howard ended up giving away $1000 to a guy who was able to answer one of the questions.
Robin brought in a copy of Celebrity Sleuth magazine which had the ''best of'' picture of male celebrities. Howard checked it out and said that there are some weird pictures of Sting in there. He's doing yoga naked while some guy spreads his legs and it looks very weird. Howard said that it looks like Sting doesn't have much down below either. Robin said that if she were a man and she had that small of a package she wouldn't be running around naked. There were also pictures of Brad Pitt, who also has a small penis, and Mick Jagger as well as a bunch of other male celebrities.
Howard played tape of intern Joel interviewing Sylvester Stallone. He asked Stallone a bunch of questions about his mother but Stallone handled it pretty well. Howard also had tape of Gary Garver interviewing Governor Jesse Ventura. Garver asked Ventura a question about legalizing pot and a question about Vince McMahon being a prick. The Governor didn't like that line of questioning so he ended the interview.
Howard played some tape of Beetlejuice trying to memorize some lines for the phony commercial shoot they did recently. Beet has a very hard time remembering stuff. They'd tell him to say that he likes abortion for the commercial and he'd insert his own line about having abortion for 25 years. They'd have him repeat the line and he'd keep putting in the ''25 years'' line for some reason. He did something similar with his weight. When they told him to say he weighed 270 pounds and was 6'7'' tall he'd change the weight.
Someone asked if you can be caught if you wear a condom. Scott said that right now they can't catch you that way but they're working on a new procedure that will be able to detect that.
Bloated attorney Dominic Barbara called in and said that he's got a couple of cases where they're using this testing procedure in a divorce and in a case where a woman suspects her second husband of molesting her daughter. That's another way to use the test effectively. To find out more just head over to SemenTest.com
George said that he could probably convert some straight guys to become gay. Howard mentioned that George had sex with the drummer from Culture Club but that guy denied it for a while. He's now married with 2 kids but he does admit he had a fling with George. The band is back together and they're on a 5 week tour of the U.S.
George told Howard that he's too tall for him but he looks at most men in a sexual way. His ''type'' is someone like Matt Dillon. Howard read a quote that said something like ''Matt is more scrumptious than any piece of crispy bacon.'' George said he met Matt one time and sat on a bed with him but Matt seemed scared to be there. George also said that rapper Eminem is pretty cute.
Howard showed George the pictures of Sting that he'd seen earlier in the show. George said that his ''bum'' was nice but his penis was quite small. He was getting a little too much into the pictures so Howard changed the subject and took the magazine away from him.
Howard asked George whether he likes to pitch or catch better. George said that he's done both and doesn't prefer one of the other. He also told Howard that his first anal sex experience wasn't as bad as you'd think it was.
A caller asked George if he would bring KC out of the closet. Howard had KC come in so George could check him out. George wasn't sure if he was gay or not but did say that anyone who spends that much time with his hair is suspect. George also said that he thinks all guys are made up of equal parts of Rambo and Lucille Ball.. whatever the hell that means.
Howard had a game for George to play. He had 3 guys come in the studio who all claimed to be gay. George, and the others, had to guess which one was actually gay. The first guy, Sean Michael, sounded effeminate and told Howard that he's bi-sexual. He said that he's an actor and a waiter which sounded gay to Howard. He said that he likes to give oral to other guys. The second guy, Tim, was a black guy who didn't have that much to say. He is also an actor and he started having gay sex at 19. Boy George said that his eyebrows led him to think he might be gay. The third guy, whose nick name is ''Nasty'', looked very gay and acted so gay that Howard thought for sure that he was the one. He says he's one of the creators of ''Tony and Tina's Wedding''. He said that he enjoys going to the Vince Lombardi rest stop on the NJ parkway to have gay sex.
Boy George couldn't make up his mind about which of the three was gay but finally settled on number 2. Howard and the rest of the crew went with number 1.. except for Fred who went with number 2. The actual gay guy was number 2. George said it was the way he folded his arms and raised his eyebrow that gave it away.
Howard spent a little while longer with George. He found out that they're having a ''Boy George Day'' in Pittsburgh, PA on October 1. Gary said that George's people had to make sure that was announced for some reason.
Finally, Gary brought in a whole group of fans who showed up to see George this morning. Gary said he hasn't seen that many fans for one guy show up at the station before. He said bigger bands have come in and not attracted this many people. Howard spoke to a few of them. There was only one guy in the bunch and he claims that he's not gay. He flew all the way in from Brazil to follow Culture Club around on their tour. There were a couple of British women who are going to follow the group for the full 5 week tour. Another woman said that she's not going on the whole tour, she's just going to 11 of the shows. They mentioned a couple of web sites that you can check out if you're a fan of Culture Club.. CultureClub.net and GlobalCultureClub.com
After taking a break Howard came back and had John with a guy who claimed he could see the image. He described seeing a woman holding a baby and said he could see the face. The E! cameraman that was with John said he could also see it. John said he didn't see it though. People in the area get pissed when people say they don't see it. Some guy told John that he's afraid to see it.
John ran across a white guy on the street so he put him on the phone with Howard. Howard tried to find out what the big deal was. The guy started talking about why God would stick the Virgin Mother in a window. It was just a bunch of nonsense though. John eventually said he thought he saw what everyone was seeing but it looked like a man to him. One caller said it looked like an oil stain when he saw it.
John questioned a woman on the street about why she was there. She said she just wanted to see what it was but she wasn't seeing anything. Some guy was there telling everyone that they just don't have faith. By 6:50 John said that there were about 30 people standing there. John questioned a bunch of people and there weren't that many people who saw anything there.
At around 7:55 John was back on the phone. He said that there were a bunch of candles lit there and Howard was amazed that people kind of know what to do when they go to something like that. John put a couple of people on the phone with Howard but they were just rambling religious stuff to him. One woman got upset that Howard wasn't taking it seriously and just got off the phone. At one point an angry guy approached John so John said he'd put him on the phone. Then the phone went dead. Mike Gange came in and told Howard they weren't able to get John back on the phone. A short time later John got through on another phone. He said that the guy was the brother of a woman Howard had spoken to earlier. He came over and took the phone from John and proceeded to smash it on the ground. John said they followed him to his car to get his license plate number.. but his car didn't have one on it.
Howard had John go back in the house one more time before he left. John went in and described a bunch of people with their hands on the window praying. Howard told him to do the same thing. John went over and did it so Howard told him to start crying. John then pretended to cry like a little baby. He said everyone was staring at him so he started laughing and got the hell out of there.
Howard spent a few minutes reading an article about Barbra Streissand and how she's having another final farewell concert. This time it's not selling out like everyone was thinking it would. Howard thinks that Babs is just a cheap old lady because some of the tickets cost up to $2500. Howard wonders why she's charging so much to say goodbye if she's just going to do another farewell concert in a couple of years.
Howard brought up how the NAB (National Association of Broadcasters) asked him if he'd come and accept an award if he won the Marconi award for the best broadcaster. Howard said Gary told them he wouldn't but they'd send a representative. The NAB kept hounding Howard so he thought that he was going to win. It turns out he didn't win the award though. Howard played tape of them giving the award to Rush Limbaugh. Limbaugh wasn't there to accept his award though. Some guy was there to accept for him. Howard doesn't really seem to care either way but he said that all of these other people who were nominated didn't deserve to win.
Someone from SternFanNetwork.com called in and said they'd be doing ''Godfather'' trivia later today so if you're a fan you might want to check that out.
Danni came in, her huge breasts harnessed in a bra, and told Howard the whole story about the most downloaded thing. She claims that Cindy once claimed 7 million downloads for her pictures then she upped it to 53 million for the ''2001 Guinness World Records'' book. Danni challenged those numbers and said that she had 841 million downloads. Guinness gave her the most downloaded title 2 days after they'd closed the book for the 2001 year.
Howard invited Cindy down today but she refuses to return to the show. Howard has been goofing on her show and talking about this most downloaded thing and she's upset. In her place was CBS Vice President of Late Night Programming East Coast, Vinnie Favale. Vinnie was on the phone with Cindy last night for about 90 minutes. He told Howard all of Cindy's excuses for why she's still the most downloaded. She says that Danni's site is a pay site, Danni appears nude and she's a portal for other porn sites. Danni argued that she had a company check the log files for all of the pictures of just her and they came up with the big numbers. Howard also pointed out something that Sandi Taylor said the other day about Cindy claiming to be the best selling poster girl even though Sandi had been the best seller for 3 years in a row. So it looks like there may be a pattern here.
Howard goofed on Cindy's TV show a little bit after Vinnie told him what was happening on it this week. Howard thinks it's a really bad show and loves to goof on it.
Danni also mentioned the site MostDownloadedWoman.com where you can read their definition of what the most downloaded woman should be.
Vinnie told Howard that Cindy claims that she's always been loyal to Howard's show in her conversation with him last night. Howard said that's not exactly true because her manager once told her to stay away from the show because it might affect her image. She also stiffed him at the NAPTE show down in New Orleans when she was going to go on stage. She had an excuse for that also. She'd gotten in trouble for upsetting Richard Simmons who is represented by the same agency. It's all pointless nonsense. Cindy also claims that she lost a bunch of endorsement deals after her infamous appearance on Howard's Saturday night show with her friend Elisa. Vinnie said she lost out on the Home Shopping network, QVC and Wal Mart deals the day after the appearance.
Cindy's manager Neil Cerruci called in at one point and also argued the whole thing all over again. Cindy thinks that Danni is riding on her fame. Danni was around way before Cindy's name was out there so that's just ridiculous. Nothing was settled during this appearance. Danni wants Cindy to bring the numbers on and challenge her. Cindy doesn't want to be seen with Danni because she's in the porn industry. Once again she's trying to protect her ''image''. Danni said that if Cindy has a third party company prove that she is more downloaded than she is that she'll take out a full page ad in Variety congratulating her on her success.
Jessica Hahn called in to talk about the Anna Nicole Smith lawsuit that was just settled. Anna sued the step-son of the old guy she married because she didn't get any money from the guy. They were only married for 14 months but Anna was 26 and the old guy was in his 90's. Much to the surprise of Howard, Anna was awarded $449 million in the case. Jessica thought that was pretty great for her. Howard read an article about it and said he wished it were him. Howard also spoke to Jessica about her sugar daddy. She found a man who supports her and lets her live in her own house out in California. She said she doesn't want him to die though. She said she'd rather have him alive than have the money. She said that if she was Anna Nicole she'd buy some TV stations and radio stations. Howard said he'd just keep the money.
Jackie was out promoting his new album ''F. Jackie'' on the Fox news channel yesterday. Howard played the tape and the guy interviewing Jackie asked him about Howard's contract. Jackie said he knows nothing about it. Howard went off on that subject for a minute saying how his agent is still in negotiations with the company. Howard said that if they don't compensate him enough he's more than willing to leave. Jackie also pointed out that he doesn't have the same representation as Howard and Robin so they all have different contracts. Howard yelled at Jackie for a minute about that stuff like he has in the past. Jackie also spoke to the interviewer about what it's like to work on the show a little bit. He finally got to promote the CD and that was that. Gary came in and told Howard that Jackie has also sent some jokes in to Readers Digest for $30 a pop. Jackie said that they asked him to do that a few years ago so he isn't just sending them in.
Howard was talking about his great Chef Bobby salads that he gets. He said they're great but the broccoli gives him major gas problems for the rest of the day. He said that he's been farting like crazy lately. He said he gets those farts that happen every time you take a step. He's even blasted a few while working out. Stuttering John came in and tried to talk to Howard about diet and his hemorrhoids but John's failure to understand things made Howard change subjects.
Howard had a list of ''100 Reasons Why People Think Hollywood Is Crazy'' that he read from. There were a bunch of wacky things on the list that celebrities do. Some of the things included:
Howard played a clip from Joe Rogan's comedy CD where he talks about Anna Nicole Smith and her 90 year old husband. Joe goes into a whole bit where he's supposed to be the old man and he says ''Lick my balls and I'll give you everything I've got!'' Howard thought that was pretty funny so he replayed the line a few times.
Howard replayed some of Stuttering John's trip to the miracle house yesterday. He played the part where John pretends to cry while he's touching the window. He said what we didn't know is that a woman started to cry after John did his fake crying. That will be on the E! show according to Howard.
Garreth said he first learned about Howard when he saw ''Private Parts'' the movie. He said the movie did pretty well while it was there and he was impressed with Howard's originality. He said that he's not trying to be the ''South African Howard Stern'' because he knows that Howard is an original. He kissed Howard's ass pretty good. Howard only spent a few minutes with the guy before moving on to other things.
Michael Rappoport finally called back so Howard spent a few minutes with him. Rappoport has been in movies like ''True Romance'', ''Deep Blue Sea'', ''Small Time Crooks'' and ''Mighty Aphrodite''. Robin said she saw him at Nobu the other day but didn't say hello because his head was down. He was kind of upset that she didn't say hello to him. She said she never talks to someone who has their head down. Howard and Michael spoke about the money he makes on movies and Howard was surprised how much he makes. He claims to be making upwards of a million bucks on some of the mainstream movies he does. He's in a new Spike Lee movie called ''Bamboozled'' and he said he doesn't make much money on movies like that. Howard said he was invited to the premiere of that movie but he hates Spike Lee movies so he doesn't think that would be a good idea. Robin also turned down Michael's offer to bring her to the premiere. She said she's had enough fights with Spike and she doesn't want any more.
Howard also brought up some restraining order that actress Lili Taylor has against Michael. Michael explained that he didn't threaten her, he just left some messages on her answering machine and she filed for the restraining order. He was dating Lili for about a year and something happened that caused her to get this order against him. He claims nothing bad happened. When Howard heard that Dennis Rodman had arrived he told Michael that he had a bigger star to interview so he got off the phone.
Howard asked Dennis about his basketball career and if he's going to play again. He said he might play next season but he's not sure about that. Howard also said that he was offered a coaching job but that offer was taken back. Dennis thinks he'd be a great coach. He wouldn't even force his players to practice. He also said he's thought of joining the Harlem Globetrotters but he's just thinking about that. Right now he's just enjoying the web site thing.
Howard brought up Carmen Electra's name and Dennis said that he's still in love with her. He stays in touch with her and just spoke to her 2 days ago. He said that he'd marry her again in a second. He said he'd even settle down to make her happy. He's just waiting for the right day to do it. He said she's the only girl he can say he was ever really in love with in his life.
Howard took a bunch of calls for Dennis and most of them were negative. People would tell Dennis what a homo he is or that he just sucks. It didn't bother him though. He just told the people that they can say anything to him and it won't bother him.
Dennis and his many women will be appearing at Club Envy tonight in Manhattan and then he'll be hosting the Exotic Erotic Ball out in Chicago in the near future. You can find out more at RodmanTV.com.
Howard took more phone calls and one guy claimed to be Dennis' neighbor. He said that they don't like Dennis' ''type'' in their neighborhood because he's always causing trouble. Dennis said that his real neighbors love him and come to all of his parties.
Chaunce Hayden called in and told Howard about how Dennis once ''broke'' his penis and lost a pint of blood. Dennis told Howard how he ''missed'' when he was having sex and bent his penis in a way that it shouldn't have been bent. It broke a blood vessel and caused his penis to blow up. Chaunce was wondering if he still has trouble with it but Dennis said he doesn't.
As Howard was wrapping things up KC said that there were a ton of other women in the green room that Howard could check out. He brought them in and said hello to them real quick. They all hang out with Dennis at these appearances he makes. They all go on his two tour busses all over the place. It's all happening on his web site if you're interested in seeing more.
Howard made a quick mention about how Kathie Lee was rejected from returning to the Regis show to promote her new album. Howard thinks that means that they really hated her over there. He also thinks that it's a mistake and that it would be great to see her return to the show for one day.
Howard brought up the death of actor Richard Mulligan which they mentioned at the end of the show yesterday. Fred and the E! crew both had Mulligan in the Death Pool so they have gotten 33 points toward the game. Howard said they're almost shoe-ins to win because the pool only goes through Christmas of this year. Gary said that if the Pope, Bob Hope and Milton Berle all died no one would have enough points to beat Fred and the E! crew. Robin said that her only hope is comedian Robert Schimmel. He had some type of cancer but Howard says that his publicist called in recently and said that he's in full remission. He'll be calling in next week to let everyone know that he's not dead yet. Howard was trying to figure out how he could still win the pool but he couldn't find anyone who would pull in more that 33 points.
Howard said the obituary for Mulligan was pretty funny. In the obituary it says that Mulligan was married 5 times. He was even married to a porn star in 1992. Howard found that pretty amusing.
Howard brought up this Mariah Carey impersonator who has her own business running around like Mariah. He checked out her web site LaurasMariah.com and read some of her history. She's all proud that she's become a star impersonating Mariah. She's also starting some charity that will feature other celebrity look-alikes raising money. Howard said this is his favorite web site. He's fascinated by these wacky people.
Before Chyna came in this morning Howard was wondering if he'd find her sexually attractive or not. She might look too much like a man for him to get aroused. He read her bio and pondered whether or not he'd be able to rub up against her during her interview to see if he gets an arousal.
Stuttering John said that he tried all of this stuff and still ended up with another girl. His wife is pregnant now and he knows it'll be a girl. The Dr. kept telling him that it just increases your chances, it doesn't guarantee a boy.
There was a discussion about penis size going on and somehow circumcision came up. Howard mentioned that Scott DePace is having a boy and he's going to have his son circumcised. Howard tried to explain to him that it's a bad idea and it's unnecessary but DePace thinks that since he's circumcised that his son should be. Howard kept on him but couldn't break him. He couldn't really get the Dr. To agree with him either. The Dr. Said that he should just do what he wants to do.
Howard also brought up the Dr.'s past and how his parents moved from Israel to Germany because they hated Israel. It turns out that his father was kept from coming over to the U.S. because he'd been gay or bi-sexual as Dr. Amos put it.
Dr. Grunebaum was also promoting the web site BabyData.com where you can get even more baby info.
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WWF Wrestler Chyna came in to promote her appearance in ''Playboy'' magazine this morning. She was also in to play the Mike Walker Gossip Game. Howard immediately told her that she has the biggest arms he's ever seen on a man or a woman. He also brought up the Playboy photos and asked her who approached who about doing the pictures. Chyna said that she approached them about it and they took it on. She wanted to show off her body which she's very proud of. Howard said her voice is very unusual (masculine) and asked her if people ask her if she was ever a man. She said that has happened in the past but it doesn't happen much these days.
Howard found out that she has a regular boyfriend who turns out to be Triple H from the WWF. She didn't want to admit to it right away but eventually said that they live together.
Earlier in the morning Howard wondered out loud if he'd be able to get aroused by Chyna. He still wasn't sure. Chyna told him that she could squash his head like a pumpkin if they were together.
Howard asked Chyna if she's ever used steroids to help her build up her body. She claims that she hasn't ever used them. She said she's been working out since she was 16 and now she only has to work out 45 minutes a day to keep it up. Howard kept pointing out how manly her ass looks in the Playboy pictures. He said he wished his ass could look like that. He also told her that when he first looked at the Playboy pictures that he looked for a penis because she's so manly.
Howard got Mike Walker on the phone to play the gossip game. Mike brought up the time that Chyna popped out of her top during a match one time when she hit Stone Cold Steve Austin. That led to a discussion about her breast implants and how she burst one when she did a ''clothesline'' to another wrestler.
Howard finally got around to the game and said that Chyna would be playing for a listener. If she guesses the correct answer the person on the phone would win $1000 courtesy of iWon.com. Howard got a woman on the phone who had a very masculine voice. They goofed on that for a minute then got to the game.
Each week Mike Walker, author of ''Malicious Intent'', calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. Here are this week's stories:
After the game Howard continued to talk about Chyna's manly looking ass. He also asked Chyna about dating Triple H and what kind of sex she likes. She said she sometimes enjoys rough sex but she's never tried any lesbian stuff.
Howard asked her if she's ever had any surgery other than her breast implants. Chyna said that she had surgery on her jaw to correct her under bite but other than that she hasn't had plastic surgery.
Chyna continues to deny using steroids and said she has to eat a lot of food to keep up her huge body. She does use creatine and stuff like that to help her keep the body mass up there.
Howard kept getting back to her masculine hands, ass and voice over and over but Chyna took it pretty well. She told Howard that her brother would wrestle guys in high school and would even attack her from behind while she was watching TV. Her life at home wasn't that great either. She was kicked out of the house when she was only 15. She said that her mother's many failed relationships contributed to her getting kicked out of the house. She says she's still estranged from her parents and doesn't want anything to do with them. She said she got along with her father but he was such a shyster that she doesn't want to be around him now.
Howard said that Chyna will be signing copies of her Playboy at a bunch of book stores around the country. She'll be at:
Howard went on to look at some of the pictures in Playboy. He told Chyna that she has pretty private parts but still couldn't get over the size of her arms and that ass of hers. He was also disturbed by the tattoo she has on her stomach. She says that's there to cover up scars from abdominal surgery she had. She's also got one on her shoulder to cover up a scar from rotator cuff surgery.
Howard took some phone calls for Chyna before she left. One call was from a guy pretending to be a woman by the name of Diane. Howard laughed and hung up on him. The goofy phone calls continued as more guys called in as female wrestlers. One guy even called in and said that Chyna was his father. Sal the Stockbroker called in as the airbrush artist who had to use more paint than he's ever used to cover up the Chyna pictures.
Stern fan Angry Black showed up at the station and wanted to challenge Chyna to an arm wrestling contest. Howard told him he was nuts and Chyna refused to do it. He let Angry Black stay in for about a minute then kicked him out of the studio.
Finally Howard had Marisa McMahon come in for a minute. Marisa is the wife of Shane McMahon and Howard thinks she's really hot. He spoke to her for a couple of minutes but just brought up stuff that he's spoken to her about in the past (MarksFriggin.com/News99/2-22-99.htm) during a Stone Cold Steve Austin appearance. Howard told Marisa how cute she was for a few minutes then ended the segment.
