''The Adventures of Fartman'' (Written by J. F. Lawton based on a character by Howard Stern.)

01/06/06. I was recently contacted by J.F. Lawton, the author of ''The Adventures of Fartman'' the movie, who offered to let me see what we missed out on. ''The Adventures of Fartman'' was the movie Howard was supposed to make before he made ''Private Parts.'' Things didn't work out so Howard and J.F. pulled out of the deal and the script has been sitting dormant ever since.

I read the script and thought it was great. Some references in the script may be a bit dated now that the script has been sitting for over a decade but it's still a great read. Anyway, Mr. Lawton suggested that I post the script so the fans could read it. Lawton owns the rights to the script and apparently turned down a large sum of money to make sure he retained the rights to it. Now he's making it available to you, the Howard Stern Fans, to see what should have been made... and could still be made.

Download here.