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Howard said he is manly Howard Stern this morning. He said he did diagnose the printer problem. Robin asked what it was. Howard said it was one piece of paper sticking out longer than the others. He said he pulled it out and it was fixed. Robin said he should be very proud.
Howard said people wonder why he goes right to the end of his contracts. He said he demands to be paid for his technical diagnosis.
Howard said he wants to start off in a serious manner this morning. He did his impression of his day doing the ''Testing, testing... ONE TWO.'' thing. Fred played the clip of his dad talking about the ''green type of tube thing.
Howard said that would be funny but he had to live in a house with that guy for 18 years.
Howard said he almost called an emergency show on Thursday because of recent events. He said the Knicks are surging and the media is calling the two players who are doing well ''Quivers.'' He said it's a combination of their two names and he almost had to have a special show on Thursday. He said the guys don't love the name though. He said that Austin rivers said he'll take if that's all they've got right now. He said Robin tried to change her name to Ophelia for a while. Robin said she did but Quivers sticks. Howard said he tried it but didn't like it.
Howard said the Knicks are 5 and 3. He said they finally get good and he can't go to the Garden to watch them. He said people were asking if he was going to come in and comment on Thursday but he waited until today.
Gary said it turns out they're starting to suck because now they're 5 and 5. He said that changed over the weekend. Howard said he was excited to hear that news about Quivers. He said that was the first time he heard that name since he met Robin. He said that has a sexuality to it. He said he thought it was a brilliant move to change it to Quivers but it turns out that's her real name. He said her ancestry must be people who were arrow makers or something.
Howard said it's such a bizarre job to have. He said most recently everyone asked why he wasn't commenting on Hilaria Baldwin and why he wasn't attacking her. He said that he gets attacked no matter what's going on in the news. He said people think he's selling out or whatever. He said with Alec and his wife he knows them. He said he thinks that Alec is one of the most wonderful people he's ever met. He said when he's on the show he's an amazing guest. He said he's a brilliant guy in his opinion. He said he's had him to his home for dinner with his wife. He said they'll talk about show business and the news and it's riveting. He said that he thinks he's one of the top 5 guests. He said the guy is such a brilliant observationalist. He said that he's such a brilliant actor and all of that and people can look past his politics if they don't agree with him. He said he brings him so much joy. He said he gets a kick out of the guy.
Howard said he is aware that he's suffering right now because his wife is under attack. He said he doesn't have the inner strength to attach his wife because of this Spanish accent thing. He said he doesn't get it. He said he knows that she was from Boston and that accent wasn't a real thing. He said his daughter met her family in Spain and informed her of this about 4 years ago. He said he didn't know what was going on there but he has such a relationship with Alec that he didn't want to talk about it. He said he has such a love of his talent he chose not to talk about it on the show.
Howard said he has no desire to kick people when they're down. He said it's up to him and what he feels. He said he really loves Alec and he doesn't know what to say about it. He said he's not a psychiatrist. He said for years Robin had a British accent. He said he had no idea why. He said sometimes people have low self esteem and they think they can spice up their lives. He said he's not sure what the answer is there.
Howard said when you write him and ask why he won't talk about her then this is why. He said there was a much more serious thing going on with this comedian who came on the show and talked about why he said he was at ground zero on 9/11 and he had him on the show to talk about why he did it. He said this stuff will haunt the guy for the rest of his life. He said he can't just bash people in the skull for their entertainment. He said he has too much respect for Alec Baldwin to talk about that stuff. He said he took Spanish in high school and he only knows the curse words. He said that he can't knock on Alec. He said he wants him to come back on the show and offer his commentary.
Howard said that the bigger issue here is Trump and what happened in the Capitol. He said that he was in a staff meeting on Wednesday and no one wanted to tell him what was going on in the Capitol. He said they knew he'd get out of the meeting so no one told him what was going on. He said toward the end of the meeting they told him and he had to go watch.
Howard said he brings up Alec Baldwin because it's like Trump coming on the show. He said for years he was a great guest. He said he was fun when he called in. He said he wasn't super friendly with Trump but he did hang out with him and have him on the show. He said when he said he was running for president he didn't think he'd get one vote. He said he knew it was a goof when he was running. He said he ran to try to get a better contract with NBC for The Apprentice. He said he saw him just weeks before when he went to Mar-A-Lago and he was laughing at it. He said it was a goof run. He said it was a funny thing. He said it was all funny when he came down the escalator and all of that.
Howard said there were many great republican presidents in history. He said that he thought that there were a bunch of people who could have run and won that year. He said that he thought Nixon was great until he fucked up. He said that he was sneaky and a weirdo. He said that he did something that he didn't need to do. He said his fellow republicans came to him and said that he had to step down. He said that they wanted him out of there because he was making them look bad.
Howard said when Trump ran he thought it was funny like many people did. He said then he started winning primaries. He said at that point Donald called and asked him to speak for him at some events. He said he didn't believe in what he believes in and he couldn't do it. He said that was the end of their relationship or friendship. He said that upset Donald.
Howard said that when it comes to this country it means a lot to him that he can speak so freely. He said he's overly protective of the Constitution. He said the freedom of speech thing means a lot to him. He said he got to speak in a way that some people didn't like. He said that it's a great country. He said when Donald Trump became a viable candidate and became president he thought about how he was nice to him when he saw him. He said that he can't sit quietly when there are things going on with Trump that he doesn't agree with. He said that he tried to be diplomatic and wanted him to succeed. He said if he had been a great candidate it would have been great for him if he had backed him. He said he's not sure what he could have gotten out of it but they would have had him on the show and he could have gone to the White House. He said he thinks that he would have shown him the insides of government and the perks that come along.
Howard said he's not sure what would have happened if he had been friendly with him. He said that this country means a lot to him so when he saw what was going down on Wednesday he and Robin were really pissed off. He said they were talking about what was going down. He said that he'll tell you how he feels.
Howard said he's not sure how these republicans who count in office don't get together and do something about this. He said they have to have half a spine left to do something. He said they have to care about the country. He said they have to get together and see that the President has a serious problem. He said this riot was incited by this guy and he had these people trying to overturn the election. He said he was calling and asking for people in Georgia to find him votes to turn this whole election over. He said this is trying to change the outcome of a free election. He said he knows it's hard to lose and especially for Donald. He said that he told his followers to storm the Capitol and take back what's his. He said this is insanity. He said it's the definition of insanity. He said that he's telling people to break the law. He said what's really disturbing in all of his is his fellow republicans. He said Ted Cruz is no dummy and he knows what's going on. He said that for the sake of what's going on in this world they have to do something. He said a police officer is dead after this. He said when he heard that he was bashed in the head with a fire extinguisher he thought about his family and how they're not doing anything to make Trump take responsibility. He said he has gone too far. He said that if the republicans in power don't do anything about it then we don't have a country. He said Trump has another two weeks in office and there's no telling what he might do.
Howard said he's watching this thing on TV and he sees this guy Brian Sicknick died doing his job when a mob bashes him in the head and now he's dead... He can't compare that Watergate. He said this is a dead police officer. He said he lost his life and what must his family be going through. He said the traitorous crowds were calling the cops traitors and shitting and pissing all over the place. He said he's sure that Trump would be upset if people shit and piss all over Mar-A-Lago. He said they were ready to hang Mike Pence at this riot. He said that you can't sit back and ignore all of this if you're a republican in office.
Howard said there are many things he ignores because he's friends with people. He said he doesn't feel good about this and talking about Trump. He said that it's so crazy. He said you could go into all kinds of theories about this whole thing. He said he believes that the fix was in. He said there weren't that many police there. Robin said there were police taking selfies with those people and it was very strange to watch.
Howard said you can't be a republican and say you live this country if you don't do something about this. Robin said that she doesn't understand how the President is above the law. She said he's in there breaking the law and it's like telling criminals to become president because they can do what they want and then pardon yourself. She said it's a ridiculous situation to be in.
Howard said he and Robin talked about this. He said you hope at the very least there's a review of what's going on and there are some changes. He said you have to have checks and balances. He said he doesn't want to get too heavy with this because he knows people get upset with him. He said there was a noose set up and people were running around with these restraints to tie people up. He said when he was watching this stuff there's nothing funnier than seeing people not knowing what to do once they got in there. He said they didn't know what to do. Robin said they were just walking around and taking pictures at people's desks. Howard said they didn't know what to do because heir cult leader told them to do something that they weren't clear on what to do.
Howard said a police officer is dead now. He said this guy Charles Manson had a cult and he told his people to go out to some famous people's houses and break in. He said his defense was that he didn't do the crimes himself. He said that if that's the case then maybe he's got an excuse if Trump gets away with it. He said that these idiots went out and did stuff. He said that Trump can claim that he didn't do it himself. Howard said they locked up Charles Manson because he was inciting people to do this stuff. He said Trump is doing that with his followers.
Howard said that you can't have a dead police officer and not make someone responsible. Robin said that they have 4 other people dead too. She said there is a direct line to those deaths.
Howard said that there were people wearing ''Camp Auschwitz'' hoodies. He said he can't believe that this person loves this country if you wear something like that. Robin said there was a civil war fought to make this a free country and someone walked through the Capitol building with a confederate flag so they won last week.
Howard said he heard that Trump was upset about who they had on camera during that riot. He said that he's not going to invite those people to Mar-A-Lago. He said Trump wants nothing to do with those people. Robin said the PGA has said they won't hold a golf tournament at his Bedminster golf course. She said if this keeps going on then he will only have trailer park clientele.
Howard said Donald won't hang out with most people who support him. He said one of the weird facts was this woman who was trampled to death and how she was holding a ''Don't Tread on Me'' flag earlier in the day.
Howard said Trump was making all kinds of statements about this being for it and then someone had him say he was against it to make sure he wasn't held responsible. He said from a comedy standpoint it was great to see the people who were there with no agenda in the building. He said they were holing selfie sticks and taking pictures of themselves.
Howard said this reminded him of when Captain Janks would make phony phone calls to shows and they had no idea that he was making a Howard Stern reference. He said the anchor men were so stupid they had no idea they were being goofed on. He said Janks would run out of things to say because they kept him on so much longer than he expected. He said Janks would stay on so long he'd call the person a bitch and ask ''How do you like them apples.'' He said these people reminded him of that. He said they had no idea what to do so they were just standing around.
Howard said it looked like Comic-Con there in the Capitol. He said people were wearing costumes. He said some people thought he looked like Jamiroquai and that guy had to issue a statement that he wasn't here.
Gary said there were ropes up in the Capitol and they were all obeying the ropes as they broke into the building. He said it was very odd. Howard said it was all very confusing.
Howard said he understands there were bombs and they were carrying zip ties to tie people up. Robin said grey were scaling the buildings and they were wearing helmets and camouflage. Howard there was video of a black officer leading a crowd. He said it turns out that the officer knew the senators were in a room and he led the people in the opposite direction from the senators. He said that makes sense. He said that a black officer is Kryptonite to these people. He said that guy knew what to do. He said he was like a pied piper. He said he was bait. He said what a brave guy that guy was. He said he doesn't know his name or he'd say it.
Howard said the lack of security around that place was obvious. He said it appeared to be a fix. Robin said they had the DC Mayor on talking about how she had to talk to the president about security for her own inauguration. Howard said there's a lot of discussion about white privilege too. He said you have to buy into it because they had no fear of the cops. Robin said they were surprised at times when the cops were stoping them. Howard said he's afraid of the cops and he's white. He said he knows to behave himself around cops.
Howard had a clip of a woman talking about how she was maced trying to get into the Capitol and she had no idea why. She said that they were storming the Capitol and it's a revolution. Howard said they don't even know what they're doing. He said it's quite remarkable what's going on out there. He said that Josh Hawley and that Ted Cruz ran but those were their people. Robin said they should have tried to calm them down and it would all go away.
Howard said now all of Trump's cabinet are leaving but now it's too late. He said they're cowards. He said they should stay. He said if you want to talk about this more he can take some calls. He said this is what he thinks about all of this for those who were asking.
Howard took a call from a guy who said a quote came to him this weekend by Teddy Roosevelt. He said that he talked about patriotism as standing by the country and not by a President. He said that's what these people are missing. Howard said that the whole thing was outrageous. Robin said the whole world is watching and wondering what we're up to now.
Howard said he wishes that Trump had been a great president. The caller said he could have not been a sore loser for two months. Howard said the roll out of the vaccines are pathetic. He said they can't distribute it properly. He said if he was President this is the thing that would take up every moment of his time. He said that's where the effort should be. He said he would have won in a landslide if he had put any thought into it.
Howard said he thinks he lost control of his phones. He said that we have 22 million cases of COVID-19 and over 390,000 dead from it. He said that they should be working on the distribution of this vaccine. He said this is the most disgraceful government in history. He said they're the most incompetent in history and if you think anything else then you're a moron.
Howard said the whole vaccine thing is a mess. He said he's trying to get his parents vaccinated. He said we have to get it everyone. He said lets go already. He said that he will tell you one thing, he'll never vote for someone who likes golf again. He asked what it is with this golf. He said he has played it and it's insufferably dull. He said you're stuck on the green with people in carts and people talk all the time. He said he doesn't want to be playing a social game. He said they're idiots. He asked why people can't do their jobs when they play golf. He said get over it. He said it's a waste of time.
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Howard asked if the rioters should go to jail. Trump said that they should not. He said that no one took a knee or knocked over a confederate statue. He gave praise to what the rioters were doing there at the capitol. He said they're great people. He said he's going to give that guy who shit on Nancy Pelosi's desk a medal of freedom.
Howard said Trump can't believe that he won the election. Trump said that he did win and he won by a lot. He said that you can't listen to people like Pat Robertson and FOX News anymore. He said that they're liberals. Howard said he claimed voter fraud but he can't prove it. Trump said they just have the find the misplaced votes in Georgia to find those 11,780 votes. He said that he'd do it himself it they let him in the voter warehouse. He said it's all about finding your roots in this country. Howard said he's rambling now. He asked what his next step is. He said he seems to be out of options. Trump said he's working on his plans for a second term. Howard said he has lost and he has no chance. Trump said he's going to sneak up behind sleepy Joe and say ''Boo'' and scare him to death. He said that way he's still president. Howard said he's being ridiculous.
Trump said that maybe he can change the electoral college to Trump University. Howard said he's being ridiculous. Fake Trump went on and on with more crazy ideas.
Trump said he wants to pardon himself in all of this. He said it's like sucking your own dick but if you can figure it out then it's truly awesome. Howard said he will quote him on that. Robin said that they say that might be the worst thing you could do for yourself. Trump said it's been fantastic so far.
Howard asked the comedian playing Trump if he's nervous with him leaving. The guy said he doesn't think that's going to be an issue. He said you still have 74 million people who voted for him. Howard said this is John and he is the great impersonator. John said he lost some appearances on Wednesday. Howard asked how he says his name. John said it's Di Domenico. Howard said he'll keep him on as long as he can keep this going. Howard let him go a short time later.
Howard said he's not sure how much longer he can keep doing that impression. He said they have 3 or 4 different guys to do that impression and they're all good.
The caller said their reality is so far from the real thing. She said fear is taking over their lives and they're making this world into what they fear. Howard said that's very well said.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked about these black people who burned cities to the ground. Robin asked what city he's talking about. The caller said that the Black Lives Matter people. Robin said they weren't trying to over throw the government. Robin said these people were. The caller asked about all of the black people rioting. Robin said if they had stormed the Capitol they'd all be dead today. The caller asked if she's serious. Robin said she is.
Howard said these are Shuli's neighbors. The caller said he's from Kentucky, not Alabama. Howard said he's thinking about this cop who lost his life. He said that it's a disgrace. The caller said he doesn't agree with that either. Howard said this guy got bashed in the head with a fire extinguisher. The caller said that just happened. Robin said they stormed a building. The caller said he can agree with that.
Howard said they have to have both sides represented on the show. He said that he has Alex Jones on the line to talk about all of this. He took a call from fake Alex who was rambling about George Soros and all of that stuff. He was going on and on about pedophiles and George Soros and all of that. Howard said he always hears him talking about pedophiles. Fake Alex was rambling and ranting about this stuff and saying he was in a battle tank. He was shooting out Bill Gates t-shirts. Howard let Alex go a short time later.
Howard said he put a lot of work into that production and he didn't want to cut him off.
Robin asked if he knows what Parler is. Howard said of course he does. He said that she can explain it though. Robin said it's a social network that was a lot of right wing people. She said they were members of this thing and some republican law makers were on it. She said they were taken off all of the major app stores. Howard said he knew that. Robin said there were people still making threats on there so they were taken off.
Robin said there are people saying they're losing their freedom of speech now because of this. She said that's their new argument because they're against hate speech. Howard said he knew all of that. He said Robin did a good job explaining it though.
Robin asked if they have ever heard from anyone in Antifa. She said she's never heard from someone in Antifa speaking. Howard said he's not sure where to find them.
Robin asked if he knows what the President is doing today. Howard said he doesn't know. Robin said that he was going to give the medal of freedom to a few people. Howard said Bill Belichick was on that list. He said he hopes Bill stays home. Robin said that these medals are going to Trump's friends so they must be kind of besmirched at this point. Robin said they say that Trump is going to go to Texas and stand by his wall to show his accomplishments during his presidency. Robin said she's not sure who he's still president. She said this is crazy. Howard agreed that it is crazy. He said what's even crazier is that they were talking about what's fucked up about radio and the shit they give away. Robin said it all came after they talked about Dawn Wells and Gilligan's Island. Howard said she won that 3 hour tour on a radio contest so that's how she ended up on that island. He said that a fan sent in a clip of his mom winning a ''Joke of the Day'' thing on WNBC and he had tape of it. Howard said his mom ended up winning a salami. He asked if Robin would eat that. He said talk about a disaster. Robin said she wouldn't even accept the prize. Howard said this person wrote that they had to pick up this giant salami at a post office that was really far away. He said that he had to go in and grab it at 12 years old. He said they hate it for weeks and he hasn't had it since.
Howard played the clip from the show where the woman won the salami. He played the clip and Robin cracked up. Howard said he almost sounded professional in that clip. He said he did that ''WNBC 350...'' just right. He introduced a Thompson Twins song after that. Howard said they were a throwaway in that clip. He said the Salami was the big deal. He said what a fucking prize that was. He said he'd ask them not to send that to his home.
Howard asked what that song was that he was playing in that clip. He asked Fred to play that Joe Jackson for him. Fred wasn't responding. Howard asked what happened to Fred. He was told he was having connection issues. Howard said it's just Fred who's having issues. He asked where the hell he is. He said if he had the song he's play it. He wanted to do a talk up. Howard said he got word that Fred is out storming the Capitol again. He said that people didn't know that he was part of it. Robin said everyone was taking pictures and shooting video of that so they went home and found out they lost their jobs because of that. Robin asked if Fred is going to lose his job. Howard of course.
Fred was back and playing the Joe Jackson song for him to talk up. Howard was doing an impression of himself at WNBC talking up the song.
Howard said that was an actual letter they got from a fan. He said this guy's mom won a salami from them. He did more of his talk up of the Joe Jackson song. He said he's going to take a break. He did a live commercial read and went to break a short time later.
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Howard came back and asked if they're even on the air. Robin said he is. Howard asked when grey went on. Robin said just a few moments ago. She said it was when he asked if they were on. Howard said he usually gets a cue that he's on. Robin said there was a cue that they were in the song. Howard said he wasn't sure if he was on the air.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who asked if Ronnie is proud of his vote today. He said if you think about it then he kind of contributed to what happened by voting for him. Howard asked Ronnie to get on and give some commentary. Howard said he can see Ronnie storming the Capitol. He said he can see him falling into a cult.
Ronnie said first of all grey don't know who he voted for. He said he doesn't have anything to say to King anyway. Howard asked what he thinks about what happened. Ronnie said he thinks it's horrible. Howard said there you go. King was laughing. Ronnie asked why he's laughing. King said let him talk. He said he just said for him to shut the fuck up for asking a legitimate question. Ronnie said he told him he doesn't even know who he voted for. King said he knows what he's about to say. He said when he asked you about the raid and the insurrection and then he curses at him. Howard asked if it's horrible that they didn't disrupt the Congress. Ronnie told him to stop it.
King said Ronnie isn't remorseful for his vote. Ronnie said he doesn't know who he voted for. King said he knows him and he knows he voted for him. Ronnie said he knows nothing. He said he has no respect at all and he's so full of shit.
Howard asked King why he doesn't ask Ronnie if he thinks Trump is responsible. Ronnie told King to go fuck himself. King asked if he thinks Trump has any blame. Ronnie said yes, of course he does. He said he heard him say what he said about going there to carry on like maniacs. King asked what should happen to him. Ronnie said by the time the inauguration happens... they'll never get him out before that. Howard said they got a Supreme Court Justice in within 8 days. Ronnie said if it was going to happen he'd be out already. Howard said the republicans are spineless in this case.
King said Ronnie never answered the question. He asked what he thinks should happen. Ronnie said he did answer it. He said he said that it won't happen because there's not enough time. He said it would have happened on Friday if it was going to happen.
Howard said it is weird that Nixon had to resign but Trump won't after what he did. King was yelling that he'll tell you why. He kept saying it over and over. Ronnie was repeating after him and showing how he repeats himself. King said they should lock him up this morning and put him in jail. Ronnie told him to go to Washington then.
Howard played the call and in it they had fake Rudy call in with his conspiracy theories about the election. They slipped in some farts during his ramblings. The host kept him on and seemed to think it was really Rudy calling in. Howard said 40 farts later they put him on mute.
Howard said he has a bunch of people on the phone who want to talk about this stuff. He said he's not sure if there's more to say. He said he thinks he has given his thoughts on it. He said there has to be some sort of morality here but the republicans won't turn on him. Robin said we can't even unify over the overthrow of the government. Howard said it's really depressing.
Howard had some fan feedback to read. He said he had a lot of feedback about the radio giveaways. He said he just talked about that salami giveaway they did. He said this guy wrote in about the automotive business and how the STP his mom won was worth about $1.29 and the jacket was another 4 bucks. He said they had to throw out about $5 worth of junk.
Howard read a story about a prize a guy won from a station grey were on and he went there and got stuck in a hurricane during his stay at this resort.
Howard said that he took a lot of heat over goofing on Gary about his vinyl collection. He read through some of that feedback.
Howard said that some fans think that he likes to see Gary miserable. He said that Gary enjoying anything makes him angry. Howard said he can't disagree with that. He said he does feel that Gary should always be working on his behalf. He said that he hears about these dopey leisure activities and he gets upset.
Howard said Gary told him he watched 6 different channels on Wednesday for 8 hours. He said he got annoyed by that. He said that he watched maybe an hour of coverage. He said Gary had nothing else to do. Gary said he ate dinner. He said he couldn't take his eyes off of it. He said that it affects the whole world and he has to be well versed in it for the show. Howard said Gary went around bragging about watching 8 hours of it. He said he didn't hear anything about work in there. Gary said he thought it was funny for the air. He said people know better about him bragging about it.
Robin said two things weren't mentioned about it today. She said Arnold Schwarzenegger put out a 27 minute or 37 minute video. She said it looked to her like it was 7 minutes but it was great. She said then he took out the Conan Sword and she thought he was going to go after all of the radicals. She said he made an analogy with it. She said Yoko Ono made a great statement about it too. She said she sent it to someone. She said she just started yelling. She said she sent it to someone for Howard. Howard said he'll get it. Robin said she didn't do that impression quite right. Howard said he almost burst an ear drum with her doing that. He asked her to never do that again.
Howard said he has a montage of Gary talking about the news he watches. He played that clip and grey had Gary talking about all of the shows he watches every day.
Howard asked how it's possible for Gary to do that with what they're paying him. He said that he's home all day watching TV. He said you know he's not working. Gary said lets cut the bullshit. Howard said he watched TV for an hour yesterday. He said he had an hour and wanted to watch The Crown. He said he never has more than an hour a day to watch. He said Gary can watch 17 shows a day. He said there's no way that work is going on. He asked how he runs his family life.
Gary said that he was watching an hour of TV a day. He said he was working out and he'd watch TV. He said that then he and Mary would watch TV together. Howard said he must have to do bills and things every week. Gary said he does them Saturday morning. He said he spends time on the computer every night with work stuff. Howard said he has this impression that he's not working. Gary said he is. Howard said he just has that impression. Gary said he knows. He said that he took something that took 3 hours and turned it into a year long process with the vinyl organization.
Howard said the whole vinyl thing is so stupid. He asked if they ever talk about him on the Wrap Up Show. Gary said all the time they do. Howard said even Jon Hein asked if he thinks that Gary watches too much TV. Robin said she heard someone saying that the President has Jumped the Shark.
Howard took a call from Gary Audio Book. The guys were playing audio of Gary talking about songs that he likes and how he became a collector.
Howard said he can get any music he wants streaming now. He said there's no good reason to have a vinyl collection. He said when he's on his death bed they're going to ask Gary if he thought that was a good way to spend his time. He said don't write him about this. He said he just doesn't get it.
Robin asked if it's better to just focus on one artist. Howard said that's not okay. He said he loves music more than Gary does. He said he went into a business that plays music. He said he was a DJ who played music when he started out. He said he loves music and what these artists do. He said he's obsessed with Michael Anthony of Van Halen. He said he's a great bass player and a great singer with Sammy Hagar. He said that bass guitar is like an appendage. He said he's obsessed with how talented the guy is. He said when Sammy is singing it's great. He said that they have clips on the app of Sammy Hagar and the Circle. He said go watch that stuff.
Howard said Fred is great too. He said he's part of the mix and Michael Anthony is great in the same way. He said he was watching them like a maniac over the weekend. He said he's not bullshitting you. They had the clip playing where Michael Anthony and Sammy were performing together.
Howard said he loves that. He said join in Robin. Fred had some clips of Robin as Yoko singing with that.
Howard took a call from Ralph Cirella who he said was sending him all kinds of clips over the weekend. Ralph said it's insane. He said he doesn't watch TV as much as Gary and that's all he does. Howard said Ralph is busy. He said Gary seems to be proud.
Ralph said that people keep saying that we have to heal the country. He said these democrats have to find a way to just lock this guy up. He said they excuse these people for their stupidity like they were lied to but that's not an excuse. He said that the Capitol cops are being blamed for what went on. He said if the angry mob came at him he'd be the same way. He said they were going to kill people and the cops had to go along with it.
Howard said that was Ralph fantasizing about what he'd do to Trump and the dummies down there. Howard said some of those people were dumb. He said they sounded ridiculous when they were interviewed.
Howard said this is Yoko Ono screaming in the clip that Robin was talking about. Howard said this was a scream from the past and not something new. Howard played the clip. Howard said this is her Hey Jude. It was just Yoko screaming.
Howard read more fan feedback and had some stuff about Sal and his story about the squirrel that he mentioned last week. Howard said people were asking for more Sal stories after hearing that squirrel story. Howard said someone asked if he ate a lot of lead paint chips growing up. Howard said that would make sense.
Howard took another call from Ralph who said he didn't mention that he loved that the idiots weren't wearing masks at the Capitol building. He said it's so great because they got such great pictures of them so they can be arrested now.
Howard said that the fans seem to love that Bill from Arizona call that they had last week. He read some of the feedback about that call grey took at the end of Wednesday's show last week. Howard said that was a great call. They never got past ''Hello.'' He had a bunch of feedback about that. Howard said he's glad they made some people happy with that call.
Howard said Beth made a big announcement to him yesterday. He said she told him her period was starting. Robin asked if this is something he wants to announce on the radio. Howard said it is because he was looking for bang o'clock. He said he was a little bummed. He said that's the problem with marrying a younger woman. He said she still gets her period. He said his birthday was coming up on Tuesday and she told him that it won't be part of the ritual this year. Howard said he's going to have to delay his celebration. He said he doesn't care if she's on her period but she does.
Howard said he's upset that they won't be having bang o'clock this week. Robin said just last week he was saying that birthdays are for kids. Howard said he does like rituals. He said he likes banging his wife on New Year's eve and on his birthday. He said he really doesn't want any recognition of his birthday at this point. He said his daughters are so sweet. He said they try to zoom on the weekends. He said they announce they're having a zoom birthday celebration for him and they're all going to have hot water like he does. He said god help you if you're his kid.
Howard said the girls got him on Zoom and they planned this whole thing that was the most fun ever. He said they had a game show that they created with graphics and everything. He said they created this game where they took things from his life like lists of people he liked to work with. He said they had him put things in order and they guessed how he'd put them in order. He said the game lasted an hour and a half and it was just the four of them playing. He said it was the most wonderful day. He said it was just so fun. He said he loves his daughters so much. He said they put so much time and effort into this game. He said it was a lot of fun.
Howard said Robin came in at number 1 on the list of people he liked to work with the most. He said that Benjy came in number 500. He said he just loves those kids so much. He said that what they didn't know is that the one who won gets all of his inheritance. He said they actually win a salami.
Howard said that was a lot of fun. He said that Beth asked what he wants to do for his birthday and he just said he wants to be left alone. Robin said she sent a gift but he may not know who it came from. Howard said she never puts her name on things. Robin said that she wasn't able to get it to her and then send it out. She said she meant to send him a card but then the world blew up.
Robin said she sent him some things based on what he's been talking about lately. Howard said he knows what she's talking about now since they had a Yoga Mat and some stuff that came. He said he thought it was from a new advertiser. Howard asked what's the matter with Robin. Robin said she was stuck watching the world explode and she didn't get around to writing her card. Howard said you can't send gifts like that because they end up in the garbage.
Robin said she sent a Thumper massager to him too. Howard said that's probably in the garbage. He said she has to put her name on things. Robin said it's an unusual year. She said even if she does put her name on things he will miss it.
The caller, Brian, said there is a difference between the DC police and Capitol police. He said they have intelligence coming in all the time. Howard said that he knows nothing and he knew this was going to be crazy. He said he assumed that there would be a huge presence there. He said he just doesn't get it. Brian said the National Guard was there. He said they didn't use them until later. He said that Ralph was saying that he would just open the gates there but there has to be multiple levels of protection there. Howard said they had no problem clearing peaceful protesters from that church that Donald wanted to make an appearance at. He said something is up here and the whole thing stinks on ice.
Robin said for protests you have to have a permit and they weren't permitted to be where they were so that's another problem.
Howard said that was her. Robin said she's not with us anymore. Howard said she is not. He said her cause of death was not released so maybe it wasn't COVID-19. He said that she was 68 years old. He said that she was very sweet about everything no matter how the guys treated her. He said the good news is that she's finally safe from Richard and Sal.
Howard said that if you were a listener back in the day you'd remember her catch phrase which was ''Mantra and Yantra creates Tantra.'' Howard said they would play that clip a lot on the show. He said they gave her a show on Howard 101 for a while. He said they booked her to promote it and she was a 9/11 truther and they had no idea. He said that her catch phrase was so popular that it was used during a baseball game by an announcer. He played a clip of the guy using that phrase during a game.
Howard said some people think that her sprit went into the squirrel that Sal communicated with in his back yard. Fred played a few clips of Sal talking about that experience. Howard said Sal really is great. He said he watched that clip a bunch of times. He said that JD laughing was great during that clip. He said JD probably didn't get to laugh at too many people in high school so now he can.
Howard said the other death that he must mention was Wheels. He said Wheels was the guy who called in. Robin said get out of here. Howard said Wheels died in a car accident at the age of 54. He said he was a quadriplegic after he jumped in shallow water and broke his neck. Howard played a clip of Wheels talking about how he broke his neck.
Howard played a clip of Wheels talking about his girlfriend and how he was able to have sex but wasn't able to feel anything down there.
Howard said he had a tough life. He said he's so cautious about jumping in water. He said he won't jump into water. Robin said he won't even jump off a stair. Howard said he sees kids jumping in their pool and he's worried. He said he walks and he checks everything. He said Wheels always called in with great phone calls. He said one time he called and asked what he would do if his therapist died. He said he had to come up with an answer. He said he called in once and asked if he will get any money from Joan Rivers when she died. Howard said he never did hear anything about that.
Howard said Wheels was the third of 4 brothers. He said only one is left. He said one was murdered and one died from complications in surgery. He said Wheels was 54.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said she met Wheels and she met him at the birthday bash and he was an incredible person. She said he loved the show. She said he had a crush on Robin too. She said that she feels bad for his family. Mariann said it's a big loss when you start losing so many of the people from the show. Howard said Wheels rest in peace.
Howard said he has to work that tape into your life because it was such a great moment from the show. Robin said Gary's apology was right up there. She said they say ''Hello, hello'' all the time. She said that is really prevalent. Howard said he doesn't know, he thinks he's going with this. He played some of Sal's apology tape. He said it gets more and more idiotic as they go along. Howard let it play out for a bit.
Howard said he loves Sal apologizing and repeating his dopey comments that he was apologizing for.
Howard said he sincerely apologized and then he brings up white women. Gary said there are some amazing out takes from that apology. Gary said he wasn't sure how he could do it if he didn't even mean it. Sal said that Gary is screwing up history again. He said he wasn't sure how to make the apology if people wouldn't believe it. He said Gary was kind of right. He said every time he talks he just digs a deeper hole. Gary said now he's talking.
Howard did his impression of Sal and said you have to be pretty out of it to come up with those sentences. He was reciting the apology line by line. He brought up the racist lines he used in the apology and pointed out how he used them.
Howard recited more lines and made some up. Sal pointed out that he never said some of those things. Howard said he basically did say those things.
Howard had the actual quote from the apology. He read it word for word. He said you can't make a better speech than that. He said you couldn't come up with better words. He said even the name Sal Governale is great. He asked if his father was drunk when he knocked up all of those women. Sal said his dad as just nuts. He said he wasn't a drinker. He said he was addicted to vagina. Howard asked who isn't. Sal said his dad is a Vaginaholic.
Sal said his dad took him with him once on a drive when he was 6 years old and his dad ended up kissing the woman. He said he told him not to tell his mother. He said he never did. He said he got to the pizza place and sat him on a big sack of flour and went to work. Howard said at least his dad took him under his wing and did something with him.
Howard said Apples wants to talk to Sal. He took the call and Apples asked if he has seen the show ''Surviving Death.'' Sal said he has heard about it but hasn't watched it yet. Apples said the first one is about near death experiences. He said the fourth episode should be called Sal because it's signs from the dead. He said that it's dedicated to coins and signals. He said that they had a story about a woman having a cardinal fly to this woman. Sal said he's had a bunch of Cardinals fly by him recently. Howard asked what that means. Sal said that it means things are good. Howard said he had about 7 deer walk by him recently. Sal said that anything can be a sign. He said if you say you want to see a frog you can make that a sign.
Robin said she was out driving once and she wondered where the deer were because they're usually out a lot. She said that she wondered where they were and when she pulled into her driveway there was a stag standing right there in her driveway.
Sal said it's all about what you make of it. He said that it's about what you want to associate a sign with. He said Howard could ask to see an armadillo and you don't know where it might show up. Howard said he's seen Cardinals a lot there. Sal said maybe you see it in a painting book. Howard said he wants to see a real live polar bear. Sal said that would be a tough one. Robin said if it's a sign that angels bring then what's so tough about it. Sal said it's not tough.
Howard asked what isn't a sign. Sal said everything around us is not a sign. He said if you ask your spirit guide for a sign, and you believe, and you meditate then you will receive the sign. Howard asked if you see any similarity between himself and his father. Sal said no. He said that he knows what he's going for. He said he doesn't see anything there. Howard said put it together. He said there is something there.
Robin asked if she prayed for the President to lose the election did she have anything to do with that. Sal said it could be. He said everything has a reason in this life. Howard said he hopes Sal cuts off his microphone and goes away. Sal said that he thinks Howard is going to see a polar bear today. Howard asked who he thinks is orchestrating all of these signs. Sal said it's God's universe. He said it's the universe we go to when we leave this one. Howard asked if he will be sending signs too. Sal said if someone asks him for signs then yes.
Sal said he did text someone a picture about dimes. He said he went to the supermarket and there was a dime in the parking lot. He said that was a sign that he should not let anyone get in the way of his thoughts.
Howard let Sal go a short time later. He said someone sent him a clip where Ainsley Earhardt talked about 100 birds being sent to her from the bible study thing she was part of. Sal said he's not part of that bible study stuff so don't lump him into that. Howard said just listen to this clip and then tell him he doesn't sound like this. He played the clip of Ainsley talking about the bird thing as a sign.
Howard asked Sal if he sounds like that. Sal said not at all. He said if you ask for a sign then that's what you get. He said these things will happen if you believe. Howard asked how easily Sal could become a member of a cult. Robin said he may already be in one for all they know.
Howard said right outside his house is a polar bear. He took a call from the bear who said he was right outside his house as they speak. He said he believes with Sal about white bears having sex with black bears. He said he doesn't think that should happen. Fred played some clips of Sal making some claims about his dead dog visiting him and things like that.
Howard said Sal was very enamored with him when he first joined the show. He said he thinks he could have had him storming the Capitol within minutes if he wanted him to. He said he could have told him that the election was rigged and had him running in there. He said he could have convinced Sal to murder a pregnant woman like Charles Manson did.
Sal said Howard has a great gift in life. He said he has suffered and he's giving back to so many people. He asked if he thinks there's anything spiritual there. He said he has suffered and spun it. Howard said like Jesus. Sal said that's exactly it. Howard said he is the reincarnation of Jesus and he's sharing that with him now. He said Sal did call him an entity once. Sal asked if he ever questions all of this. Robin said she has seen Howard perform miracles. She said it's a miracle Sal is employed. Sal said he's never talking to her again.
Howard took a call from a woman who asked if Sal keeps his series 7 license updated. Sal said that expires after 2 years so it's been expired for over 15 years. The caller said he has no where else to work after this then. Sal said that's a good person to follow right there.
Howard took a call from fake Christine Governale who went of on Sal for embarrassing her. She said that she's offended and the entire Italian race is offended. She said the shame is too much.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said a couple of years ago he kept finding dimes day after day when he was out running. He asked it that was a coincidence. Sal asked if he was stressed out about anything at the time. Howard said everyone is that way at some point. Sal said if he was in a dark place that may have been a reason for him to look and someone was reaching out to him. He said if you research that then you see that it's loved ones who have moved on. He said there were enough dimes that he figured out that there was something going on. He said it was a sign that someone was looking out for him. Howard asked what the significance of dimes is. Sal said he's not sure but he thinks this energy thing just manifested into dimes.
Howard took a call from fake Mother Angelica who said Sal is a sick man. She said that she has a sign for him that says ''Will work for food'' for when Howard retires.
Howard took a call from a woman who said that she lost her father a month ago yesterday. She said that it's been a difficult loss for her and she's not religious at all. She said she asked for a sign from her father and she hasn't seen a thing. She said no dimes, no animals, not a damn thing. She said she's the one looking for it and she's not seeing anything.
Howard said the only way there is a sign is if you're a kook. He said that Sal wants to be special in some way badly. He said he's living in a wonder land. He said he thinks he floats on his bed and he sees 5 cardinals. He said the truth is there's only misery in his life. He said that he's glad that he has found something though. Sal said he doesn't feel that way at all. He said he's very sorry about the caller's dad. Robin said maybe her dad is talking to Sal. Sal said maybe he is. He said he'll let her know.
Howard said Sal thinks he's like Snow White. He said nothing is happening around Sal other than Misery. Sal said he's never sharing his shit ever again. Robin said he had better. Howard said they all know the story of Snow White and the Seven Dimes. Sal laughed. Howard said there are so many Sal conversations they could have. Sal said spread them out through the year. Howard said the best to him is the conversation he had about how he wanted to have a mind power where he could erase anxiety and pain from people's minds so they can love themselves. Howard said Sal was talking about himself. He said he's looking for someone to erase his pain.
Sal said that Robin might be right. He said that he thinks it's an ''acuomulation'' of time. Howard said what and asked what he just said. Sal said it's getting late in the show. Howard said he's right so they should wrap up. He said that he thinks they have covered everything. He said he still has some Year in Review stuff to cover. He said poor Bobo has been on the phone for the past 4 days with the same thing.
Howard took a call from Bobo who said Howard has mastered the memorization of lines with Jon Hein when he tells him stuff that he remembers to ask guests. He said he could be a great Marlon Brando type actor. Howard said Bobo just compared him to Marlon Brando who refused to learn his lines and had them fed to him. Robin said that he just repeated what she said recently when she said Howard has the great ability to remember facts that Jon tells him. Howard said this is what Bobo waited for four days to ask.
Howard asked Bobo how he's doing. Bobo said he has a torn meniscus and they keep checking his height and weight. He said that they tell him he lost an inch and he wonders how that's possible. Howard said he's sure the doctor explained it. He said you age and you sometimes shrink an inch. Bobo said he doesn't walk hunched over though. Howard said of course not. Fred did his Bobo Puppet voice and had him talking about how he doesn't want anyone bringing up his birthday. they played a song about Bobo. Howard ended the show around 10:30am.
Howard said he likes doing the show sometimes. He said he was delusional and thought SiriusXM would tell him to take the day off. He said they didn't do that this time. Robin said he could have had it in the new contract. Howard said it's the same as the old one. He said he's contracted to do a number of shows and he'll do them.
Howard said he's very proud of this company. He said he knows nothing about stocks and quarterly reports. He said he read an article about how they are doing very well and the subscriptions are up. He said this is the shittiest time in the economy with people losing their jobs because of this pandemic. He said people are laid off and it's a nightmare. He said everyone who works in restaurants he can't imagine what they're doing. He said it has to be torture right now. Robin said they say they have to reopen the state or there won't be one there.
Howard said he has said it from the beginning that everything Donald touches goes bankrupt. He said he has no success. He said maybe Mar-A-Lago but that's about it. He said everything else is a disaster. He said he just grabs on to everything and bankrupts it. He said it must be his karma. He said people think he's a great businessman but he's not. He said that there's no way he would invest with that guy. He said he's very conservative with his money. He said he still believes in government bonds and they offer zero percent. He said he doesn't take any risk.
Howard said we're almost in a civil war and this has all happened in 4 years. He said you couldn't fuck up this country more than we are. He said he wishes we could go back to where we were. He said we have to get back to where it was 4 years ago. He said he remembers when Donald came on and promoted Trump Steaks. He said they were discontinued in 2 months. He asked how you can fuck that up.
Howard said he doesn't understand what's happening in this country. He said he's not sure where this guy Pompeo came from. He said these people are like 10th string people. He said they're all so shitty. He said that even Pence was a guy who was doing talk radio in Indiana and he was a governor there and the worst from what he's heard. He said Trump needed someone to be a lacky and he found him. He said he saved his entire political career. He said it's so nutty what's going on.
Robin said that the headlines would be funny if they weren't so serious. She said that the President is declaring an emergency before the inauguration and he's the one who caused the whole thing.
Howard said the whole vaccine thing is a nightmare too. He said they're so afraid of people jumping in line that they had to throw some of the vaccine out. He said it's such a cluster fuck of fuck ups. He said if you manage to bankrupts a casino there's something wrong with you. He said don't hand over the country to someone like that.
Howard said they don't know who is running the country right now. He said they think it might be Mike Pence. He said the country is like a shithole country right now. He said he wouldn't want to be Joe Biden right now. He said he has a lot of work to do. He said he has to forget about asking weekends off. He said he has to organize people who care about this country. He said it turns out we're the shithole country. He said they have a lot of heavy lifting to do after this disaster. He said they need some young and energetic people to run this country.
Howard said evidently Trump and Pence spoke for the first time since last Wednesday. He said Pence is afraid of the guy for some reason. Robin said she's not sure what's going on there because Trump would have had his followers hang him if they had caught him in the Capitol.
Howard said then they have all of these people not wanting the vaccine. He said he'll take it if you don't want it. He said one of his daughters had it recently and another is getting it this week. He said that's good news.
Howard said the good news is that he didn't have to make his bed this morning. He said that today is the day Beth changes the sheets.
Howard said that he was just asking the guys what they listen to on SiriusXM. He said he finds himself listening more at home than ever. He said he always has music on there. He said Gary listens to Pop Rocks. He said that's music from the 90s to 2021. He said that it's a wide array of music. He said he's going to listen to that to hear what Gary is listening to.
Howard said he loves the service. Robin said she does too. Howard said he never looks at the stock prices. Robin said she does. Howard said he doesn't know much about the stock market but the stock was doing well and then they announced that the company was doing really well and the stock dropped. He said he really doesn't understand that.
Howard said he was thinking Memet invested in it himself but it turns out he didn't invest at all. Howard said now the Bitcoin thing has collapsed. Robin said it lost like $9,000 in a day or so. She said it just happened yesterday. Howard said to say that you're smarter than him in finance isn't saying much.
Howard got Memet on and asked why he didn't invest. Memet said that he didn't because they made him feel stupid about it. He said they went on and on about how dumb he was for investing in it. He said it went on and on. Howard said that they did think that because he didn't even know how to get the Bitcoin.
Howard said he has the clip to play. Howard said just give him $50. Howard played the clip where he and Robin were going off on him about buying them Bitcoin.
Gary said he was given Bitcoin too and no one there can figure out how to redeem it. Memet said if they cared they would have looked into it. He said he didn't just throw away tat money. Robin said if he knew then he could have told them how to redeem it. Howard asked what good it is if they can't get it out. Memet said there are people who can figure it out.
Gary said you have to go on a web site to figure out how to get it. He said then you have to go on another web site to get it. Howard said he thinks he threw his out.
Howard said he gets residual checks from his movie and he puts them in the bank. He said they're only 13 cents but he puts them in. He said he cares about money. He said he can live with throwing out the Bitcoin though.
Howard played a song parody about Memet being a douche. Memet said that he never claimed to be a genius. He said he just said he's the smartest person on the staff. Howard said he claimed he was smarter than him but he didn't buy Bitcoin for himself. Robin said he's sitting on a pile of nothing.
Howard asked what stocks are good to buy. Memet said that he bought a ton of stocks this year. He said he invested in things that were doing badly in March. He said he invested in Boeing because they will never go away. Robin said he's in the reopening tip. Howard said a lot of people did sell off their stocks when things got bad. He said there you go. Memet said he's glad they all enjoyed their gift. Howard said they love yelling about that stuff.
Howard said that guy made Lenny Dykstra look very stable. He said what a tremendous amount of energy he had. Howard said he understands he was that way with his players too. He said in 1977 they mic'd up Tommy for a live TV game and they pulled the pitcher out of the game and the pitcher wasn't happy and Tommy let him have it right there. He said the microphone was on. He played a clip from that game. They had Tommy cursing the guy out. Every other word was a curse in the clip.
Howard said that he had all of that energy. He wondered where that all goes. He said Sal thinks it goes into a squirrel. Robin asked if he saw any signs yesterday. Howard said Sal did say he had to ask for something if you want to see a sign. He said he went on his phone and Ralph texted him a picture of a polar bear that he asked to see so there you go. He said the bear was dancing in the photo. He said that Sal was right.
Howard said he will also say that Tommy Lasorda was always dieting and he went up and down. He said that he lived to 93 though so he's a hero to fat guys all over the world. He said that they can eat and eat until they explode at 93. He said rest in peace Tommy Lasorda.
Howard said he will warn him about Nutrisystem. He said that they don't give you much food so order double or triple the amount they tell you to. Robin said that's what you're supposed to eat. Howard said just wait until you see the small portions. Jason said they do have a partner plan where you order for 2. He said he'll order 2 for 1.
Gary said he went on Nutrisystem a while back and it's all about portion control. He said he was eating the shakes they gave him and they had a pizza box. He said he was looking forward to it and it turns out it was a tiny pita the size of a softball. He said he had to get out after that because it just wasn't enough.
Howard said Jason is so out of control he has to go to Nutrisystem. He said that he can't just watch his intake. Jason said he needs it to readjust. He said he's a baby so he has to follow something like this.
Robin said seeing a normal portion is the shocking thing in all of this. Howard said Jason should look like Jennifer Aniston in no time. He said he'll give him 4 days on it before he's out. Robin asked why he has to undermine him. Howard said he doesn't think he can do it.
Jason said they say that you have to adjust to the amount of food they give you. He said he hopes to get through the first week. He said he lasted 2 months on Weight Watchers. Howard said he won't last.
Howard asked what they give you for breakfast. Jason said that he hasn't looked yet. He said that he hears he can eat pancakes but they must be the size of one of Sal's dimes. He said he'll eat it on the air if they want.
Howard asked if he's using his elliptical machine. Jason said he is using it. He said he used it for 10 minutes and he was a wreck. He said he can do it for 20 now. He said he's been building it up since he got it. Howard said he's sticking to it but now he has to lay off with the Nutrisystem. Jason said he'd like to lose 100 pounds. He said he'll keep them in the loop.
Howard said Jason's butcher is on the line. He took the call from fake butcher who said he has 4 children and he's his number 1 customer so please don't do this. Jason said he's been eating the bad food in the refrigerator to make room for the Nutrisystem food. Howard said he's doomed.
Howard said it's like people who are on drugs and they hit rock bottom so they go to rehab but do all the drugs they can before going. He asked Jason what happened that he wants to lose weight. Jason said that he got life insurance recently and it was depressing when he was being tested. He said that if he lost weight he could qualify for a better tier. He said on Christmas it was the real test. He said that he ate so much on Christmas and it was just the two of them. He said at some point he just felt like he was going to die. He said it was a horrible feeling and he had to do something about it. He said he'll let Howard know when he fucks up.
Howard said he does wish him good success. Jason thanked him. Howard said these diets are going from one extreme to the other. He said that you go from eating an orgy of steak and potatoes to a pancake the size of your toenail. Robin said the extremes are just too much. Howard said he could give Jason a list of things to eat and he'd be fine. Robin said their cats are very fat though. Howard said he doesn't feed them. He said Beth does. He said that she's so disciplined with herself but she loses it all for the cats. He said she can't stand to see them hungry. He said that they have cats that are the size of elephants. He said Beth keeps the dry food out for them and they are the most well fed cats ever. He said she won't do it.
Howard said Beth won't listen to him at all. He said she knows he knows nothing. He said she's figured it out. He said his cat Yoda had to go to Dr. Now for stomach stapling. Robin said oh no. Howard said he wanted to name all of the cats Jason.
Gary said there's a web site that lets you gamble on your weight loss. He asked if he thinks that's a good way to do it. Howard said he thinks it is. He said they have bet on weight loss on the show. He said if you put up money then you can do it. He said that you have to put up a lot of money to win a little so it's not that great of a web site. He said that most people can't lose the weight.
Howard said Jason, Benjy and Gary lost a lot of weight on the show when they could bet on that stuff. Gary said he was shocked to find out that he lost 35 pounds in 28 days once for one of those contests. Howard said Benjy didn't eat for weeks when they did that. Howard said you have to get to the reason you eat so much. He said that will help you out.
Howard said he got on the scale today and if he goes 2 or 3 pounds over his goal weight he goes into a panic mode. He said that he's 5 pounds over the weight now. He said today for lunch he's having a baked potatoes with an egg and that's it. He said he gains weight because he hasn't been working out as hard. He said he has a bunch of issues. He said at dinner time they're having faux meat burgers and French fries. He said that it's like a Big Mac with fake meat. He said that will add weight but he's going to take care of that. He said he's going to have yogurt for his breakfast. He said he has his Metamucil crackers that are 100 calories. He said that's a lot of calories. He said he has one scoop of granola too. He said he has blueberries on that. He said that's what he has had for breakfast for the past 5 years. He said he has a cup of water with that too. He said that's a good start.
Howard said then he won't eat until lunch. He said he has 4 different lunches he has. He said one is a cup of shredded wheat and a cup of almond milk and a pinch of Raisin Bran with some raisins. He said that's too wild for him. He said he thinks that puts weight on. Robin said he eats a lot of fiber. Howard said you should see what comes out of him. He said the other lunches he's allowed are a baked potato with avocado or two hard boiled eggs. He said it's that or a bagel with peanut butter. He said he likes that. He said sometimes he's so irritated that he just says fuck you, I'm having a bagel. He said he's not one to scoop out the bread though. He said he just eats the whole bagel. He said he also has scrambled eggs with protein bread on occasion. He said that he needs someone to cook that for him though. He said he thinks the bagel with peanut butter is the thing that adds weight.
Howard said at dinner he eats too much. He said he has a gut and titties now. He said he has gained too much. He said that Beth has this body on her that's rock hard. He said he caught her once eating Lucky Charms with those marshmallows in them. He said he has never had it but he knows it has to be horrible. He said he found out that she makes herself a big bowl of it and then she eats it but then there's milk in the bowl and she'll pour more in there to eat the rest of the milk. He said that she doesn't drink any water. He said she only has coffee. He said she does everything wrong and she has no health issues. He said he caught her eating two cookies last night. He said he's not allowed to eat chocolate and she's there eating them. He said he can only drink hot water. He said he can't eat all of this stuff.
Howard said he once met senator John McCain and he asked him what he ate in the tiger cage. He said he was eating more in there than he is. He said he had more variety than he has in his house.
Howard said Beth has a six pack after all of that. Robin said people just process things differently. She said that some people can just touch a piece of exercise equipment and it pops right back.
Howard said his mother had a one piece bathing suit and a rubber bathing cap with blue flowers on it. He said you have no idea how you stand out at a pool when your mother is wearing something like that. He said that she would wear her shoes around the pool so she didn't get athlete's foot. He said his muscles have no memory. He said he has Alzheimer's of muscle memory.
Howard said don his phone is 12 year old Howard Stern. He said this is before his face changed from puberty. He said there's still time to be saved. Howard asked Robin not to say too much because Howard won't know who she is.
Howard called Young Howard who picked up and said that this is him. He said he doesn't want to miss Soupy Sales. He asked Howard who he is. Howard said he's him from the future. Young Howard asked if he's like 30. Howard said yeah, like 30. He told Young Howard that he has some advice. He told him not to listen to his parents about Hebrew. He said that he should learn to play guitar. Young Howard said he would rather play with Great Garloo. Howard said that won't get you girls.
Young Howard told Howard that he sounds like a weenie and wondered if he gets any girls. Howard told Young Howard that he has to learn guitar and join a band. He said he should grow his hair out too. Young Howard said that he got his pants stolen the other day so he's not going to do that. Howard said he still lives in Roosevelt. Young Howard said they gave him a cool nickname of ''Jive ass white boy.'' He said that's cool.
Howard said he's trying to help him here. He said he's turning into his father though. Young Howard said that he's used to being yelled at. Howard said it messes you up for life though. He said he marries a model in the future. Young Howard said that he's working on a song called Silver Nickels and Golden Dimes. Howard told him to work on Stairway to Heaven. Young Howard said that sounds stupid. He asked how that would even work. Howard it's a metaphor. Young Howard asked what happens if a plane hits the stairs.
Young Howard asked what his life is like. Howard told him he never leaves the house and he has a lot of cats. Young Howard said that he has to make some changes. Howard told him to shut up you moron. Young Howard said he must hate him. Howard said he learned that he actually likes himself but he had to go to therapy to learn that.
Howard told Young Howard to be nice to Soupy when he meets him in the future. Howard told him to have a good day on his birthday today. Howard made some fart sounds and Young Howard laughed. Howard hung up on him after that. Robin said he's still there so he must not have taken his advice. Howard said he must not have.
Howard took a call from a woman who wished him a happy birthday. She said she called last week and while they were off. She said she loves the app and all of the great stuff they played. She said that she went on a YouTube rabbit hole trying to find a clip and she just wanted to tell him that he has aged well. She said that he has really aged into his looks. She said he's gorgeous now. Howard said first of all she should never call in on a speaker phone. He asked her to pick up. She did that and she told him how good looking he is now. Howard said this must be Beth's birthday gift for him. He said this woman Sarah must be the gift.
Howard asked Sarah if she thinks that all of the women who rejected him years ago are aware of who he is now and are they upset that grey didn't stay with him. Sarah said they are dying inside. Howard said this makes him happy. He said he got a letter from a girl he grew up with and she was a real beauty. He said that he would have done anything to be her boyfriend. He said that she wrote him an email saying that she can't believe what a painter he's become and all of that. He said he was thinking that he hopes she's miserable now and regretting not giving herself to him. Howard asked if Sarah thinks she's suffering. Sarah said she has to be. Robin said that girl from his childhood must be watching what he's up to. Howard said that makes him happy.
Howard said he wanted women who rejected him to know that he was successful. He said he wanted girls who had rejected him to hear him on the radio and call him. He said the horrible part of it is that they don't call and don't try to get in touch. He said that upsets him. Robin said if they reach out to them they don't want to talk. Howard said he hopes that's from being filled with regret and shame for making the worst decision.
Howard said his father wanted to invest in KFC when it first came out and his mother told him not to. He said his father still regret that. He said he wants women to regret not dating him like his father regrets not buying that stock.
Sarah said that he has so many things in his life that makes him so interesting. Howard said he lives for spite. He said that he wants those women to be miserable. He said they probably married good looking guys who let themselves go. He said he aged fairly well compared to them he hopes. He said he wants to hang in there just to spite them all.
Robin said she thinks that the women would regret not going out with him if they came on the show. Howard said he told them to bet on him even if he didn't believe it.
Sarah said she hopes Howard has a wonderful birthday today. Howard thanked her for that. He said that she has to be honest about her looks now. He said she might be in bad shape and she might be a complete mess. Sarah said she knew she was going to ask that. She said she wanted to get off the phone before that happened. Howard asked how old she is and who she looks like. Sarah said she's in her early 40s and she looks like about any red head actress that he sees. Howard asked if she looks like Pam Anderson or Louie Anderson. She said she leans more toward the Pam side. Howard asked if she's very attractive. Sarah said she looks better than Molly Ringwald. She said she's above average. Howard asked if it's like Kathy Griffin. Sarah said better looking than her. Howard asked if it's more like Julianne Moore. Sarah said she is more like that. She said she's holding up well. Howard made his jerking off sound by pulling his cheek out back and forth.
Howard let Sarah go and said send him a picture so he knows. Robin asked if he thinks that a woman who isn't that good looking telling you that you're good looking is wrong. Howard said that some women might be such a shut in that she finds him attractive. He said if she's not a shut in then it's a different story.
Howard went into a live commercial read and then went to break.
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Howard came back and said that was some bit with Sal talking about watching porn with his brother in law. He said he was watching porn with the guy seeing women get peed on. He said he's fucking the guy's sister and watching porn with him. He said that's so weird. He said Sal is a weirdo.
Howard got Sal on and asked if he really did that. Sal said back in the day it wasn't so easy to get porn. He said if you knew someone with porn it was like hitting the jackpot. Howard said he has never watched porn with another man. Sal said he has. Howard said they know that. He said then to not only watch it with another dude but with a brother in law. Sal said it wasn't him digging someone getting peed on. Howard said Sal does though and he's with his sister. Sal said the brother in law was his sister's brother in law. He said it's not his wife's brother. Howard said that's even worse. He said that guy is fucking his sister and he watches porn.
Howard said his brother in law would never do that with him. He said he's smart enough not to watch porn around him. He said he wouldn't want to watch him kiss his sister. He said that's just wacky. Sal said it was his opportunity to see porn since they didn't have the internet back then. Howard asked who wants to watch porn with another guy. Sal said he was only 20. Howard said he thought he was like 12. Sal said he may have been 19. He said back then they didn't have the internet.
Howard said Sal is a weirdo. Sal said he wasn't jerking off in front of the guy. He said he held off until he got home. He said the guy had a VCR. He said he didn't have one.
Howard said he's not sure how he avoided all of this. He said he just saw porn without another dude there.
Howard said that they heard a lot about Sal in the fan feedback. He said they wrote in with a lot of questions for him. Howard said someone asked if he eats a Klondike Bar is that a sign because there's a polar bear on it. Howard read through a bunch of other things that people were wondering about Sal and his signs.
Howard said someone pointed out that dimes might end up on the ground because they're the smallest coins and they might slip out of people's fingers easier.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he wanted to say that he's putting together a wacky time line for Sal and it's not adding up. He asked Sal what age he was when he saw his aunt in the bathroom. Sal said that was between 12 and 14. Howard said Sal rolls his eyes when they bring that up. Sal said it's all painful. He said he'd rather not go down Sal Memory Lane. He said that it's out there and he wants to move on.
Howard said if this guy is doing a documentary on him he should point out that his aunt was shitting, not pissing. Sal said yes when Howard asked if that's right. Sal said it was a mistake. He said he was in there for his cousin and not for his aunt. Robin said that doesn't make it better.
Howard said they wasted his birthday present. He said they need to talk to a 12 year old Sal.
The caller asked Sal about watching the VHS tapes at 20 or whatever. He said then at 21 he had to hold his grandfather's penis to help him pee. He asked how old he was when he was a stockbroker. Sal said he was 26 to 36. The caller said this is a very wacky time line. Howard said Sal wasn't a big success as a stockbroker. Sal said he used to prank call Gary from his desk.
Howard said he must not have made more than 20,000 a year. Sal said he has to give him more credit than that. Howard asked what his best year was. Sal said 20 grand is nothing. He said the market was rallying at the time. Howard said he imagines the stock market raging and Sal isn't making anything. Sal said his best year was probably... Howard said he must have been miserable. Sal said his tape recorder for taping clients was full of Gary pranks. He said he was supposed to watch the market and study that stuff. He said he would listen to Howard instead. He said he would hold the phone and tuck the ear piece in. Howard said his innovation was hiding a headphone. Sal said he would record the Gary pranks and he sent them to Howard and the rest is history. Howard said there is no history.
Howard asked if Sal had a ton of H.R. reports against him and stuff. Sal said not at all. Howard said he must have had his boss after him to work. Sal said that he did. He said he was thinking about how to get Gary next though. Howard said his earnings must have been meager. Sal said he did okay but not great. Howard asked how much he could have earned as a stockbroker. Sal said there were guys making a lot of money. Howard asked how he was doing though. He said he wants him to be honest. Sal said he is always honest. He said that's the problem. He said honesty isn't the best policy. Sal said his best year was probably $240,000. Howard said that shut him up. He sassed if that's true. Sal said no but then he said it is.
Howard asked what kind of money he lost for people. Sal said he worked with high end clients. He said a lot of people did lose money when the tech market burst. He said that he was very honest with people. He said people do get upset when they lose money. Sal said what he would try to do for his clients was invest in some company that was distressed. He said he would try to get a better price and then when it climbs back up they're set. Howard said he can't imagine anyone giving Sal money. Sal said it's true though. He said that you buy low and sell high. He said you diversify too. He said you don't buy Boeing like Memet was saying. He said if you put all of your eggs in one basket you're screwed. He said that you can be protected if you buy into other things.
Howard asked if any of the brokerage firms are still around or are they all gone. Sal said the one he was last at is still in business. He said the one he was at before that is out of business. He said they were small firms.
Howard said he questions all of that but he hopes this helps the caller. The caller, Nick, said that it was great. He wished Howard a happy birthday and Howard let him go after that.
Howard said the pandemic is worse than ever and 2021 isn't getting better. Howard said Trump should be in jail and he's out there playing golf. He said that 2021 is off to a shittier start than 2020. He said he can't get the vaccine and they're throwing some out. He said they're so worried about people jumping the line that they threw stuff out.
Dr. Cody said that they have more patients dying every day than we lost on 9/11. He said that we've been dealing with this over a year now. He said people are bored and they want to ignore it but they're losing record numbers of Americans to it. Howard said the COVID death rate is worse than ever. He said people are bored with it so the news is bored with it. He said they act like it's not worse than ever. Howard said people were being careful at the start of this whole thing but not anymore. He said it's crazy what's going on. He said no one is following the rules.
Howard asked if Dr. Cody got the vaccine. Dr. Cody said he did. He said that the problem is that there are so many political things going on that they are ignoring the vaccine thing. He said he got his first shot on December 18th and he's getting the second one this Friday. Dr. Cody said there are two vaccines in this country. He said they are very effective. He said his wife got the Moderna vaccine. He said he agrees with Howard about how maddening it is that people don't want to get the vaccine. He said vaccines are very effective and they have to do it. He said the good news is that the overall patients in the hospital are down. He said that things are leveling out and it may improve over the next week or two. He said that if we can get through that then we can feel better.
Howard said he's so frustrated because there's a national emergency going on. He said that when something horrible happens in this country they have something like FEMA come in to help. He said that when there's a natural disaster they put all the resources into it. He said we have the vaccine and no federal government. He said that Trump is making the states handle it. He said they should be able to have everyone who wants the vaccine to be able to get it. He said it's so depressing.
Howard said Ronnie thinks that the vaccine is being released too soon. He asked when Ronnie became a scientist. He said that he should get the vaccine. Howard said he's going to get it as soon as he can. He said he'd take it today if he could. Ronnie said he was going to wait until it was time to get it. He said he's waiting to see what the reaction is. He said he's not saying that he's not going to get it. He said he's fine with it so far. He said he has allergic reactions to things so he has to wait. He said he has to get the special flu shot without the eggs in it.
Dr. Cody told Ronnie that he got his shot last month and he did have some soreness on his arm and that went away very quickly. He said he had no other symptoms from it. He said that the other thing is that this was put through very rigorous trials and they just got through some of the red tape with it. He said a lot of money was invested in it to develop it very quickly. He said to do this in under a year is truly remarkable. Ronnie asked if they know how long it will last. Dr. Cody said not yet. He said that will come out over time. He said they have an effective rate of about 95 percent. He said that the things they should be aware of is that we will only know this over time. He said it prevents severe illness. He said you may get sick but not sick enough to end up in the ICU. He said that you may still be able to transmit it and get ill. He said that they have to get the vast majority of the country to get it and still wear masks and social distance.
Dr. Cody said that it's still flu season and he is yet to see a single case in the ICU. He said any other year he would have seen dozens of cases. He said they see that with masking they aren't seeing the flu like every other year. Robin said that's what she said about this at the start of the whole thing.
Dr. Cody said we should be taking away from this that wearing a mask when you're sick helps. He said we should be doing that even after all of this.
Howard said only 151,000 people have received both doses of the vaccine so far. He said that's not a lot. He said he blames the federal government. He said no one is treating this thing seriously. He said he hears that down in Florida you can get it if you're over 65. He said he's not sure why they can't do that in New York. He said everyone is playing golf out there in the White House.
Ronnie asked about this third vaccine that's only one shot. He asked if that's true. Dr. Cody said he has not seen that yet. He said there are 10-12 companies working on vaccines. He said the only two here in the States are Moderna and Pfizer. He said that the one in Europe is also a 2 shot. Dr. Cody went on to explain how these vaccines work and how you shouldn't worry about getting Coronavirus from it. He said that they're not sure if you'll have to get it on an annual basis or every 3 years or what. He said it's protecting on the short term at this point. He said you can't get Coronavirus from the vaccine but it may give you a fever for a day or two.
Dr. Cody said that people do get sick from vaccines but it's rare. He said if you think you're going to get sick from the vaccine you're more likely to get sick from not getting it.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who asked about women who are pregnant getting the vaccine and people with allergies too. Dr. Cody said that the place that it has not been studied is in pregnant women and children. He said that there are people who have been pregnant and gotten the vaccine. He said that they have that warning on it because of that. He said you should talk to your doctor about it before getting the vaccine if you are pregnant. He said everyone should talk to their health care provider. Robin said they were wondering if it interferes with fertility. Dr. Cody said they don't think so. He said nothing in the literature says anything about that at this time.
Howard said he's glad Dr. Cody called in. He said there are a lot of people who are nervous about this vaccine. He said Ronnie is one. He said that he's a guy who puts a rubber dildo in his ass. He said he doesn't get a colonoscopy but he should get this vaccine. Ronnie said he didn't say he's not getting it. Robin said he hears a lot of people say they won't get it but you have to. She said she's had a lot of vaccines in her life. Ronnie said he got the flu shot this year.
Ronnie Puppet asked if he gets the vaccine and jizzes in Stephanie's face can she get Coronavirus from his lead. Robin said lets not waste his time with that question. Howard thanked Dr. Cody for calling in.
Dr. Cody said this was very important for him to get out. He said if you have the chance to get the vaccine then take it. He said it's not worth waiting for. He said you have to get it as soon as you possibly can. Howard said this isn't just the flu. He said you don't know if you're going to survive it.
Dr. Cody said he has tons of friends on social media and there are very educated people who are very happy to get this vaccine. He said the people who aren't getting it are the people who didn't pass their science classes in high school. Howard said the whole country is maddening to him right now. He said this vaccine is a gift. He said we have to get this thing out of our lives. He said that 2 of his 3 daughters have gotten it and they're fine. He said of course it's working. He asked who you're getting your information from if you don't think it works. Robin said she has a friend who heard that the dead virus vaccine is out now. She said that's just not true. Dr. Cody said that it's the MRNA vaccine and it's not a live or dead virus vaccine.
Howard said we live in a golden age of idiots. He said they've taken over the country. Dr. Cody said we'll look back on this as the worst time in our country. He said that they will wonder why they didn't protect each other.
Howard said it's social media that allowed us become the golden age of idiots. He said that these idiots had nowhere to spread their stupidity until social media came around. He said now the idiots are all finding each other and spreading their idiotic nonsense. He said we have to get the vaccine and get rid of this. Howard said all of Trumps top brass got the vaccine. He asked why they got it if it doesn't work. Howard wrapped up with Dr. Cody again and let him go.
Howard said he sees a lot of people on the phone to ask questions but just call your doctor if you have questions.
Robin said the riots in the Capitol was a super spreader event so some people in congress have tested positive for COVID. Robin said this plastic surgeon in California was doing an injection into someone's lips and the person coughed in his face and now he's dead due to COVID-19.
Howard said he knew he wasn't crazy about Ronnie. He had a clip of Ronnie talking about how he's not convinced about the vaccine because it came too quick. He had Ronnie talking about how he doesn't know when he's going to take it and he doesn't trust the vaccine right now because he's listening to the science.
Howard said that's why we're in big trouble in this country. Robin said she heard a congressman talking about how he had an instinct about the election being stolen. Robin said he thought they should go with that. Robin said they're just having feelings about the vaccine too. Howard said he's trying to convince Ronnie that he's over 70 so he should get the vaccine and he's not listening. He said this is a guy who washes his ass in the sink.
Howard said even when republicans say that the vote was legitimate they still think that there was something wrong. He said he has to get to some year in review but he has to take a break first. Howard went into a live commercial read and then a break.
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Howard came back and said that's the sexy Maren Morris from their studio. He said he loves that. He said she's hot. He said she was dressed very sexy that day.
Howard said she saw she had a kid. He said he was worried she wasn't going to be hot anymore. Robin said he did see her post kid. Howard said she was still hot after that. He said the one thing about this business is being hot. Robin said that the Bachelor has had a lot of very attractive women around him. Howard said it must be annoying to watch with him because he always talks about how these women can't get a date. He said that Beth tells him they just want to be famous. He said he gets crazy from it. He said the Bachelor is a bore but he's built like a brick shit house. He said he must work out all day.
Howard said these girls must get guys. He said they're insanely hot. He said the guy is nice looking but he's a hot dope.
Howard said if you were a space alien and you're looking at this planet and see the show The Bachelor you must think there are too many hot women on this planet. He said the men must have died in a war and there are only 3 hot guys left. He said these women are way too desperate and desirous. He said that the women are all in bikinis and in the hot tub and one is hotter than the next. He said they all look like models. He said all of them but one girl. Robin said she's a gold mine so they kept her on.
Howard said this Bachelor had nothing going on. He said he has great abs though. He said he has more abs than brain cells. He said he's a handsome guy though. He said the show is great. He said he loves it.
Howard said there was one woman who wanted to tell him the truth about her father on her date with the Bachelor. He said she tells the guy her father has ALS. He said that's what she shared with him. He said he couldn't imagine that was it. He said he was waiting for something really bad. He said that's a terrible disease but that's not what he was expecting. He said the woman is hot. He said he's not sure what's going on there but she was hot. Robin said she used to be a TV reporter.
Howard said he thought she was going to announce that her father was the guy who had his feet up on Nancy Pelosi's desk or something. Robin and Howard came up with more crazy stories she could have told.
Howard said he has tried to help Ralph out in life with things. He said that he called him up telling him how cool this thing was but he couldn't even tell him what it was. He said he had one thing to do and he fucked it up. He said he still hasn't gotten it to him. Robin said he didn't get it to him for his birthday.
Howard said Ralph is still doing just fine. He said he sent his mother a Christmas card and it had a painting he did and Ralph told him that his mom liked the card. He said that was very nice. He said that's when he mentioned the gift thing. He said it was a ''by the way'' kind of thing. He said he's sure that anything Ralph got for himself made it there no problem.
Howard said he did an obituary for Dawn Wells last week. He said that he mentioned that Dawn and Bob Denver were on his Channel 9 show they did many years ago. He said he got a nice email from Dawn's manager. He read that and the manager said that the discussion about Dawn was very nice. He said that Dawn shared her experience on Howard's show with the manager. Howard said they said that they weren't sure if they should walk off the show or not. Howard said he loved that email because he can't believe they didn't walk off the show.
Howard thanked the manager for writing. He said it was great to hear that they weren't sure if they should walk off or not. He said they must have had second thoughts about the whole thing.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he ever thinks that just going downstairs and blowing off some steam in his basement by getting on the air and saying something to these people who are rioting. Howard said he did think about getting on the air last week when the riots were happening at the Capitol building. He said that they were shitting and pissing in the offices there. He said those dummies. He said he was going to pop on the air on Thursday to share some of his thoughts. He said he thought about it and waited until Monday. He said he did want to just pop on. He said he has thought about doing that many times. He said he thought about doing a music show. He said it turns out that it takes a lot of complicated things to get him on the air. He said that it's not just a switch he has to turn. He said that he has to get someone in the main studio at the building to go in there and hit some switches and things. He said you have to give hours notice so its not just going to happen.
Howard said they told him he has to call NASA to get them involved. He said it might happen one day though. Robin said it'll be a planned pop on. Howard said he'd have to call Robin and all of that too. He said it's not just him popping on.
Howard said he was fired up about that whole thing last week. He said these people think that kneeling to protest is a problem but going into the Capitol building and shitting and pissing is somehow okay.
Jason was up first with his worst of 2020. He said the worst people to him were the anti-maskers. He had a montage of people who were whining about wearing masks. Before they could get to that Ronnie went off on Jason for bringing his name up during his talk about the anti maskers. Ronnie said he never said that he wouldn't wear a mask. Jason said he was talking about people listening to scientists and then ignoring them. JD was laughing at them arguing. Gary said he loves Ronnie and wants him to be safe. He said he has told him to get a colonoscopy every year but he won't listen. Ronnie said he's not in a hospital with his legs cut off. He said he's not getting his knees cut up. He said he's doing just fine. He said he did his own tests too. He said don't worry about him. Howard asked what he did. Ronnie said he did Cologuard. He said it's approved by doctors. He said you have to get a prescription for it and he got it done. That led to Jason going off on him for doing that and not getting the vaccine. Ronnie said he didn't say he wasn't going to take the vaccine. He said he's just waiting a while. He said don't worry about it. He said worry about yourself.
Howard asked how he shit in the box. Ronnie said they have you shit in the thing and then they have this thing that goes to the lab. Howard asked what you shit in. Ronnie said it's like a toilet thing. He said it sits in the toilet. He said it sits on the seat and you shit in it. He said you sit down on it and shit in it. He said then you get these test tubes that go to the labs. He said you mail it to them in a sealed thing with a chemical. He said you take it to UPS and ship it back. He said it comes with a scooper. He said you don't touch it. He said it's like a little spoon. Howard said the smell must be unbearable. Ronnie asked who gives a shit. He said you flush the rest down the bowl.
Howard asked if there were flies around the mailbox. Ronnie said he took it to the UPS store and dropped it off. Howard asked if the driver had to put his head out the window. Ronnie said it's all sealed up so you don't smell it. He said the box is marked so they know what it is. Howard said the poor UPS guy.
Howard said they do say that they find 92 percent of colon cancers with that Cologuard.
Howard said he was about to play that montage of assholes who won't wear masks. Gary was laughing and said that he just wants Ronnie to live. He said Jason may hate him but he wants him to live. Jason said he loves Ronnie too. Howard asked how long it took Ronnie to get the results of the test. Ronnie said it took about 7 days. He said he's not sure where it went but it went out of town somewhere. Howard said they shipped it off somewhere. He said imagine they open it up to test his stool. He said that it must have smelled. He said he loves that word stool.
Howard said Gary shit in a Chinese soup container for a test. Gary said he had to get a stool sample over to this lab and he had to do it quickly. He said he found this soup container that he had in the house. He said you'd think it would be easy but it's harder than it looks. He said he put the lid on it and put his name on it and dropped it off at the lab.
Howard asked what the sample was for. Gary said he had some stomach issues. He said his doctor wanted to test it. He said that his doctor told him to drop a sample off at this lab so that's what he did. He said he wasn't sure what to put it in so he looked around the house for something. He said that he has done it for their dog so they did it for him.
Howard said if he had to do that he would shit into a Tupperware that would seal. He said he has had Chinese soup and it doesn't close. Gary said it was a plastic container so it did seal. Howard said he thought it was a box. Robin said he should have put it in a baggie. Howard said that's not a bad idea. He said they don't seal in the smell though. Robin said the Ziploc bags do because they're air sealed. Howard wondered if they found stuff in Gary's system that was in the soup container.
Howard asked how big his doody was. Gary said that it was like the size of a softball. He said he just put it up to his ass and he thought it would be easier than it was. Howard asked if he pressed it right up to his ass or did he try to see it. Gary said they're all excellent questions. He said that he started by pressing it but then he didn't think he could go with it suctioned to his asshole. He said then he moved it away. He said he was kind of standing and squatting to do it.
Gary said he really wanted to get the results so he was kind of forcing himself to go. Howard asked if he took a whiff. Gary said he did not. He said he did inspect it. He said he wanted to see what he was sending out. He said he wanted to see what condition it was in. Robin asked if it made a sound. Gary said it wasn't that big. He said he didn't want to smell it but he did smell it.
Howard asked if he was surprised by anything he saw. Gary said he was not. He said the piece was about 3 inches long. Howard asked if it was skinny. Gary said it's like 3 Tootsie Rolls put together. Howard said that's a happy story. Gary said it turns out here was nothing wrong with him other than he shit in a container.
Howard asked if he told his wife about that. Gary said he didn't. He said that he just told her he got the results and he was fine. Gary said the worst part of the whole thing was writing his name on it with his birth date on it. He said he put that in a paper bag and then that into a plastic bag. Howard asked if he put the apostrophe on it. Gary said he did. He said he had the whole name and birth date on it.
Howard said you wonder if someone in the lab knows who it is. He said it's Gary Dell'Abate's shit. Howard said you think that they're all organized in the lab but maybe not. Gary said he used to have this guy call him off the air who claimed to work at a pharmaceutical chain and he'd give him inside information on people who went there.
Howard said he has to get to the Year in Review. He said Jason was about to present the anti-mask douche bags. Howard had the guys play the montage of the anti-maskers.
Howard chuckled at the idiocy as the clip was playing. He did an impression of one woman and had her saying ''I'm mentally retarded.''
Howard asked Sal what he has. Sal said he has fake black people. He said that it was huge in 2020. He said that there was a trend of white people pretending to be black. He said this first one was a whit Jewish woman who pretended to be black. He said she was a professor of African American Studies. He had a clip of her doing her black accent. Sal said the woman had to resign from her position at Washington University.
Sal said the next one up is a guy who gained notoriety for claiming to be black. He said that this person identifies with the pronouns they and them. He said this person sounds very white but he, or they, claims to be black. Howard played a clip of this person talking about capitalism. Howard said ''they'' is boring.
Sal said the latest on that person is that they withdrew the job they had offered them.
Howard said that JD is up next. JD said there were a lot of broadcasting flubs in 2020. He said a lot of them were racist or homophobic. He had Howard play a clip of a news anchor saying that a gorilla reminded her of his co-host who was black. Howard played the clip and said ''Oh my god'' when he heard that. The anchor said that the gorilla kind of looked like her black co-host. JD said the next morning she tearfully apologized. JD said she quit and went off to Texas and got a different job.
JD said in January there was a report that Kobe Bryant had died and she used the N-word instead of saying Lakers. JD said she claimed she was combining Knicks and Lakers. JD said there was a petition to get her fired but she wasn't fired and she's working for NBC now.
JD said that this announcer said something during a commercial break and he was caught saying it. He played the clip of him saying something about the ''fag capital of the world.'' JD said that was the first game of a double header. He said people were complaining about it so during the second game he apologized in the middle of the broadcast. He said then the Reds hit a home run so the apology was very odd. Howard played that clip where the announcer apologized and said that he's not sure if he'll put on the headset again after that. Howard said he won't.
JD said the guy was suspended and he resigned in September. He said that he wrote an op-ed for the Cincinnati enquirer and he's now working in Puerto Rico.
JD said this next one is a woman who said something about the Black Lives Matter protests and she asked if the people were acting ''N-word-ish.'' The woman and her co-host were saying they were acting thugerly. They were told they can't talk that way on the air. There were three people there arguing about if they can say it or not.
Robin said that's the best. JD said they were fired and the woman joined a realty firm as a real estate agent but she was let go a day later. He said that they were also fired from another station in 2014 for calling transgender people ''nut jobs.''
Howard asked Gary what he has. Gary said they talked about ''Karens'' earlier in the year and they have some more Karen clips to play. He said this woman took a Karen right into the national lexicon. Gary said that this woman called the police on a black man who was playing with his dog without a leash in Central Park. Gary had a clip of the two people speaking in the park and the ''Karen'' calling the police claiming the guy was threatening her.
Gary said a world of shit rained down on her. He said she lost her job and the crazy thing is that she was choking the shit out of her dog. He said that she had to surrender her dog. He said they gave it back to her and she's been charged with falsely calling in that attack.
Gary said he has another racist Karen who was set off by a woman wearing a Black Lives Matter t-shirt. Gary said it made her nuts and they caught her on tape going off on this person. Howard played that clip and the woman was going off on this person for this black lives matter thing and saying that black lives don't matter to her.
Howard said most of these people are set off by black people. Gary said the next Karen was set off by an Asian woman. He said this woman was walking up the steps and they kind of touched and that set off the ''Karen.'' Howard played that clip and the woman went off on this woman saying that if she ever fucks with her again her family is going to fuck her up. She told her to go back to whatever Asian country she belongs in. She was also complaining about her wearing black in the California sun. Robin asked how miserable your life has to be to act like that.
Gary said these women always put themselves into these positions grey weren't asked to be in. Howard said there's so many weirdos in the world. He said he thinks a lot of people felt that they were entitled to do this because of you know who being in the White House. Robin said they thought it was a sign to be the biggest asshole they could be.
Howard asked Ronnie what he has. Ronnie said people were talking about the crazy cures for COVID. He said he has one from Shaggy 2 Dope from Insane Clown Posse saying that eating dirty snow will cure it. Howard played a clip of Shaggy talking about how to defeat Coronavirus. He said that you eat dirt snow.
Howard asked where those guys are. He said he hasn't seen them lately. JD said he knows they did a Halloween concert or something last year. Howard said he's Dr. 2 Dope from what he read.
Howard asked what else Ronnie has. Ronnie said this government official Brian Kulpepper in Florida giving some advice. Howard played the clip and this guy said that the nasal passages and membranes are the coolest part of the body and that's where the virus goes. He said it dies at 136 degrees so he was told that you use a blow dryer to your face an inhale to kill the virus in your nose. Howard said that will kill you too. Ronnie said he heard that on OAN and had to apologize for it later on.
Ronnie said that you're supposed to trust preachers and their guidance too. He said Kenneth Copeland tried to pray away COVID-19. He said this is from early on in 2020. Howard played the clip of the guy trying to pray away COVID-19 with some guys repeating after him. Howard said he loves that he's yelling at COVID-19. He said that's the kind of guy he wants to be. Not the main guy but the guy repeating after him. He said that requires nothing at all.
Howard said that was the year in review. He took a call from a guy who said that he wanted to give some clarification on the Cologuard thing. He said it's not a replacement for a Colonoscopy. He said if the test comes back positive then you're supposed to get a Colonoscopy. Ronnie said he knows that. The caller said he just wanted Howard to know. He said he loves Ronnie too. Howard said that was the last word of the day. He said that he wishes it wasn't. Ronnie said he was told all of that by a doctor. Howard said take it easy over there. He said he's going to pop a blood vessel in his head. Ronnie said at least it'll take him out quick.
Howard said that was good stuff today from the guys. He said they got some good stories. Howard said tomorrow they'll have the best celebrity moments of 2020. He said who knows what else they'll get into tomorrow. He said he may talk about the gay civil war going on in this country. He said Chris Wilding will be talking about that. Fred played some war and gay porn sounds in the background. Howard said there really is something going on there. He said they'll find out about it tomorrow. Howard ended the show around 10:30am.
Howard got Bobo on the phone and asked if that's true. Bobo said the million mile thing is true and he got that mileage. He said the car was his car that he was driving and at about 4:30 in the morning he was driving in. He said this truck wasn't seeing him and he turned and ducked down to not get hit. He said they came out and found him ducked down. He said he attributes his training to doing what he did to save his life. He said he could have lost his head.
Robin said that was a very incomplete story. She said she's not sure what was happening there. Howard said he has never almost had his head taken off by his head. He asked if he was eating a banana.
Bobo said that he was driving in with his low car and this truck was barreling down on him. Howard said he thinks that Bobo was at fault and this is his excuse to he can keep his perfect driving record.
Bobo said the driving record was with the postal service. He said this was his personal car.
The caller also said he heard that Bobo would make weather announcements at work on the CB radio. Bobo said that he did that and one of the drivers cut the wires in his truck. He said his manager had him in the office and he told him that the wires were cut. He said it turned out on his last day the guy who did it told him he did it.
Howard said Bobo had so many people goofing on him as a driving instructor. He asked if he had a CB radio name. Bobo said he didn't have a name really. He said the people there didn't like being told about this weather stuff so they cut his wires. Howard said they can't stand Bobo at work. He said his co-workers looked him in a tractor trailer and he had to call for help. He asked Bobo to tell that story.
Bobo said that was different. He said that a cable broke and he got stuck inside. He said he wasn't able to get out because of the broken cable. He said that he told the people that he was locked in there and it was cold out. He said he was locked in there for like 40 minutes. Howard said Bobo just doesn't get it. He said he's constantly being goofed on. He's like the office dope.
Bobo said they didn't like being told how to drive. He said that's what it was. Robin asked if all of the bosses were goofed on. Bobo said not all of them. Robin said there you go.
Bobo said that he used to have his students tell him that they were big Howard fans to get a good grade. He said the worst driving test he had was a guy who crashed through a railroad gate. He said he left his job after that. He said that it was like a week before he came back to work after that.
Howard made up some crazy stories that Bobo could have about being goofed on at work. He thanked Bobo and the caller, William, for the call.
Bobo said kudos for having Dr. Cody on yesterday. He said he's turned the corner about getting the vaccine. Robin said that they're dealing with people who can't figure out they have to take the vaccine without special help. Bobo said he had some concerns. He said some people have died from it so he had concerns. Howard let Bobo go after that.
Howard said he called some doctors he knows and they told him there's nothing around for 100 miles. He said that's just great. He said he has a friend who is into Trump even with all that's gone down. He said that he asked him if he thinks that the federal government should be doing more. He said this guy tells him that it's not Trump's fault, it's the states fault. Howard said that's Trump's fault because he left it up to the states. He said that the shit has hit the storm. He said he's so incompetent that he can't figure out how to do this. He said he thinks he had something to do with the creation of the vaccine too.
Robin said they need the Military to come in and get the vaccine out there. She said they're good at logistics and that's what they need.
Howard said he doesn't know when he's going to get the vaccine. He said his parents got it. Robin said she called to find out where she can get it and they didn't know where to find it. She said they feel like they're in the dark as well. Howard said he wants to get it pronto.
Howard said he doesn't want to be the last guy who gets it right before getting the vaccine. He said he might get it the week before. He said the number now is 541,000 people have been vaccinated. He said that's it. Robin said there are 300 million people in this country. Howard said if they had someone doing their job they might be able to get more done.
Howard said he asked his doctor about it and said he didn't want to jump in line. He said the doctor said they're being very strict and they don't want anyone cheating the system. He said grey want to make an example out of them. Howard said he doesn't want to be that Laurie Loughlin kind of person. He said he's waiting his turn. He said he wants to sign up so he's looking into it.
Howard said he understands everyone is looking into it and signing up. He said Dr. Cody said it's a miracle and you can trust a guy like that. He said he knows Dr. Agus took it too. He said he knows some other doctors and two of his kids took it.
Howard said he's waiting his turn but he wants it. He said he doesn't want to turn on the news and hear that he pushed a cancer patient to the side to get it.
Howard said he's not sure how Aaron is but they'll see. Robin said she knows that Aaron doesn't speak to his family. Howard said that's not an issue for him. He said he gets it because he could have had a shitty family life for all they know.
Howard said that he's not sure what his story is but if he has a good one, he's with him. He said fuck 'em. Mike said he's excited to see him on. He said he was a great quarterback.
Howard said he would never want to be a team sport guy. He said he likes boxing and tennis because it's up to you. He said he's not sure if Aaron Rogers is good or not but if you don't have the team you're fucked. He said it's not just up to him. Howard thanked Mike and let him go.
Robin said that one of the people who was in the Capitol riots was a winner of an Olympic medal. Robin said he was wearing his Olympic jacket. Howard said they're not too bright. He said he should have been wearing a mask just to disguise himself. Robin said they found the guy who was wearing the furs too. Howard said imagine that's the guy who was leading you into that riot.
Howard took a call from a guy who thanked him for talking about the vaccine. He said it's very important to hear about that. The caller said it's great work he's doing there. He said that he put video out when he got his and they have to do that to get people to listen.
Howard said we have a history of fooling people with the vaccine thing so we have to earn their trust. The caller, Dr. C, said it goes a long way when you show people what's going on. Howard said he will show a picture of himself getting the vaccine. He said he wants people to know. Robin said she'll do the same.
Howard said Robin has quite a bit of gear that she wears when she goes out. Robin said she has it all and they're continually upgrading the shields they have. She said she has to get it all. Howard said he's going to wear his N95 mask and all of that. Robin said she wears gloves and a face mask and shield. Howard asked if she feels self conscious wearing the face shield. Robin said she feels like a crazy person. She said everyone wears a mask but then she has the extra protection. She said everyone is staring at her. Howard said Robin has had cancer and she has had Chemo and radiation so the face shield makes sense. He said he hasn't left his house since March so he's going to wear a plastic shield too.
Robin said you don't want to touch your face either so you have to wear gloves. She said that any handle or banister could have it. Howard said he might wear a space suit. Robin said she has wipes in the car so she can wipe it down. She said someone has driven the car and touched everything in it. She said she wipes down the car too. Howard said look at you. He said he has to look at her for a minute.
Howard said when he goes for the vaccine he may wear SCUBA gear. Robin said they won't be able to get to his arm if he does that. Howard alright then. He said that he might cut the sleeve off so just his arm is out.
Howard said they had a sponsor called Crystal Rock Deodorant that he's been using for years. He said that he started using it years ago but they went out of business. He said he really liked the stuff. He said it was a great product. He said he would stay dry for the whole day. He said the problem was that if he sprayed it sometimes it wouldn't work. He said that they went out of business and they said the company doesn't exist anymore. He said he's shocked it's gone.
Howard said he has been trying to find a new deodorant and he's having a hard time. He said that he doesn't want to use a roll on. He said he doesn't want to use any with aluminum in them. He said he has one called Lululemon Anti Stink. He said it's a great name for a deodorant.
Howard said Beth got him a new deodorant for his birthday. He said he doesn't use a stick anymore though and she didn't know that. He said she thought that he was still using it. He said they don't share a bathroom so she doesn't know. He said that's how they keep the magic going.
Howard said his birthday was shitty yesterday. He said never have your birthday on a week day. He said you should get a day off for it. He said he had to deal with a lot of problems for work. He said he was having his burgers and fries for dinner and they had Vice Cream. Robin said she's not sure what that is. Howard said that Jessica Seinfeld wrote a cook book and she has this recipe for a vegan ice cream. He said it has no dairy in it. He said it's made with peanut butter. He said it's so good that it's his go to desert. He said that he had a slice of cake too. He said it was all ruined because he had to deal with work. He said it was so urgent that he had to deal with it right away.
Howard said Beth got him some clothes from John Varvatos and the deodorant. He said she got him some Peloton gear too.
Howard said Hannah Corbin is so hot. He said she's the instructor he was using for his Peloton work out. He said that she wins you over with her confidence. He said she's really good and doesn't push you crazy hard. He said she explains a lot and she dances a lot when she's working out.
Howard said Hannah is always talking about her husband. He said that's a bummer. He said she must get hit on so much that they tell her to mention him every other sentence so guys won't be that into her.
Howard said she has some bod. He said she must work out 24 hours a day. Robin said it's false advertising because not everyone is going to look like that after working out on that bike. Howard said he works out 3 days a week and he's still gaining weight. Howard said he's falling apart over there. He said he has an ankle thing going on. Robin said she wears a brace on her ankle. Howard said he doesn't want anyone seeing him with a brace on his ankle.
Howard said this Hannah Corbin looks like the girl you wanted in high school and you know you can't get her. He said you know she did something stupid like marrying the good looking jock guy.
Howard read some of Hannah's bio from the Peloton web site. He said not everyone who works out on that Peloton looks like that. He said most of them look like Benjy. Robin said that was her point.
Howard said they say a quarter of the people in this country won't get the vaccine. He said that's how many idiots we have in this country.
Howard said that Robin has to guess how they'll answer this. He said first up is Debbie the Cum Lady. He said she's kind of careless and she goes around blowing guys even during the pandemic. Robin said she thinks that she will not get vaccinated. She said she will ignore it because she believes in conspiracy theories. Howard said she drinks cum she freezes in condoms though. Robin said that's completely normal to her. Howard said her throat is like a wet market. Howard played Debbie's answer and she said that she needs the use of her arm so she won't get it. Sal was interviewing her and she said she will not get it and she knows it sounds crazy. She said she's always taking the risk of catching something and sucking a cock beats that fear.
Howard said Robin is doing great at the game so far. He said next up they have Tan Mom. He asked if she will want it or reject the idea of it. Robin said she can't even say the name Biden so she's not sure. She said it's hard with her because there's no logic with her. She said she's going to throw the dice and say she will not get it. Howard said she thinks Tan Mom knows better than science. Robin said that's right. Howard played the clip and Tan Mom said she's scared of drugs so she won't get it. She said you don't know the effect it's going to have on you. She said you don't know how it's going to react to you. She said if you get COVID then they know how to treat you. She'd rather get COVID than get the vaccine. Howard said this is a woman who tanned herself into the color of a used baseball mitt. He said she's not going to get a vaccine.
Howard said Robin is 2 for 2 so far. He said she has a talent for this game. Howard said next up they have Jeff the Drunk. Robin said she thinks that he's not an irrational man. She said he's going to get the vaccine. Howard played the clip and Jeff said that he will get the vaccine of course. He said he's still going to use a fucking mask even after the vaccine. Jeff said he never leaves his home so his life may change maybe 2 percent.
Howard said he doesn't like how much he has in common with Jeff the Drunk. He said his life has barely changed either. He said he thinks he stole his quote.
Howard asked if Jeff gets vaccinated in his dead arm does it still work. Robin said of course it will. She said it still has circulation. Howard asked if that's where he should get it. Robin said of course.
Howard got Jeff on the phone and asked if that's the arm he's going to offer up. Jeff said they refuse to put it in that arm. He said they won't do it. He said they don't get blood out of that arm either. Howard said you'd think they'd let you do that if you can't feel pain in that arm. Jeff said they just won't do it. Robin said it must have to do with the atrophy of the muscle. Howard said maybe the medical workers just don't want to touch it.
Howard asked if Jeff or his arm is lazier. Robin said she thinks Jeff is. She said his arm may do more. Jeff told her to stop.
Jeff asked Howard if he knew that Periscope was coming to an end. Howard said no kidding. He said he had no idea. Howard said that's like his own little TV station. Jeff said it's going away after March 31st. Howard said he thought that would have been successful. He said Jeff had some luck on there. He said maybe for tutorials he'd be able to use it.
Howard asked what he's going to do when Periscope closes. Jeff said that he will probably use a lot more of Twitter Live. Robin said they have room now that the President is off Twitter. She said that Jeff may help them bring their stock price back up.
Howard said they should get back to the game. He said Robin is 3 for 3. He said next up they have Medicated Pete. Robin said that she's going to say that Pete will get vaccinated so he can get out of his house. Howard said he thinks that he likes her thinking. He said he does like to be out among the people. He said even with the conspiracy theories about getting autism from it, you won't be able to tell with Pete. Howard played the clip and Pete said that he will get the vaccine as soon as possible. He said that he thinks that there may be side effects with it but he will still take it. Pete talked about what he wants to do in the future once he does get it. He said he'd like to be able to hook up with some chicks.
Howard said that is a good idea. He said they should have a campaign with hot chicks who say they will only have sex with guys who do get vaccinated.
Howard said Robin has a perfect score so far. He said she cold take it all with this next one. He said the last person is Wendy the Slow Adult. Robin said oh my god. Howard said she wins a free salami if she wins this one. He said good for you. Robin said she's going to say that Wendy will not get the vaccine. Howard said if she's right then she will go down as one of the great champions of the game with her 5 for 5 score. Robin said she'll be the Ken Jennings of this game. Howard played the clip and Wendy said she will not get the vaccine. She said she hasn't been tested yet. She has no idea what a vaccine is. Wolfie had to explain that to her in the call he made to her. Wendy said she and her mom have no plans on doing that. She said they've been in the house and they have to get their car fixed.
Howard said Robin has a perfect score. He said she wins a salami and a 3 hour tour on the SS Minnow. He said that she'll have a great ride on that. He said everyone is impressed with Robin today.
Howard said he hates taking medication but he will get it. He said he's anti taking anything but as soon as he could he got the flu shot. He said that he got the shot for Shingles too. He said that was two shots. He said he didn't want shingles. He said it's the most painful thing to get and he's basically immune to it.
The caller said he's getting his second shot soon. He said it has to be opened up to everyone. He said that they have to get it to people who are supposed to get it. Howard said we need everyone to get it so we can get past this.
Robin said there are medical people who say they won't get it. She said this is crazy. The caller said that he was a cop in the Detroit area and it's really bad there. Howard said you don't want to get this COVID.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she works on a military post and she got the shot as soon as she could. She said she has to convince soldiers to get it. She said they get pumped up with so much stuff and they still refuse to accept that this will help. She said that they have to get it. She said people are losing their entire life savings and their businesses. She said that they have to do the right thing and get the shot.
Howard said he's going to get it as soon as he can. Robin said they say that cancer rates are dropping but they think it's going to go back up because people aren't going to the doctor now. Howard said he hasn't been to the doctor all this year. He said that he wants to go but he won't go until he's vaccinated. He said he has things he wants looked at. He said he wants to go to the dentist too.
The caller, Lola, said that Robin is legendary and she has to do what she has to so she stays safe. She said she should wear a space suit if she has to.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who said that sounded like she was trying to put a jinx on Robin. Robin told him to just keep going. King said he wanted to tell all the black people that they should take the vaccine. He said it's crazy. He said it seems to be the most the less fortunate you are that's when you say you don't want to take it. Howard said alright. He said the more money you have being black the more you want to take it. He said if you're poor you don't want to take it but it doesn't make sense. He said you should want to take it.
Howard said that guy is something. Robin said he was making a point. She said that the poor are the ones who say that government programs aren't safe but they're all on government programs. She said it doesn't make sense at all. Howard said he has to take a break. He said they'll get to more Year in Review today.
Howard said they have an Underdog update and Wendy's finances. He said they have the best prank call and some other things too. He said that Chris Wilding can explain the gay civil war that's going on too. Howard went to break after that.
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Howard came back and said he thinks that Blink 182 has a lot of good songs. He took a call from a guy, Charlie, who has a fantasy about eating feces. Charlie said he does and he'd like Howard to help him out. He said that he's never had brown showers. Howard said the guys know him from this event they went to and got him on tape. He played some audio of him saying ''thank you'' over and over again. They've played that clip a lot on the show since they got him at Ball Bash.
Howard said he can't think of a worse pain than getting whacked in the balls. Charlie said it takes practice to get used to it. He said you have to concentrate on other things in the room. Howard asked what it is about that. Charlie said he likes to be under the control of a woman. He said it has to be someone who wants to be punished and enjoys it.
Howard asked if his mother was a punishing woman or something. Charlie said his mother was the original dom. He said he was under her control. He said she'd make him study and things like that. He said that he was always under her control. He said he's always been under the control of women.
Howard said Charlie's biggest turn ons are anal fisting. He said he likes a fist in his asshole. Robin asked if men do that or women. Charlie said he hasn't had that experience with another man. He said it's only women. Howard said Charlie likes to be choked and he wondered if he's come close to dying. Charlie said he hasn't. He said you're able to have code words and you can get out of it.
Howard said that he must pay for this stuff. He asked what he would pay to have a woman sit on his face and almost suffocate him. Charlie said it's hourly so it depends on the time. Howard asked if he ever fucks these women or is it just them doing stuff to him. Charlie said he's pretty safe so sometimes he'll do it with the woman. He said if it's the first time he won't do it but he'll do the domination.
Howard said when he watches this stuff it seems like the women are kind of not attractive. He said they have big ass and hips and some even look like men. Charlie said you should go to the website Divine Bitches and they have very attractive women there.
Howard asked Charlie if he tries to mix it up with the women or stick to the same ones. Charlie said he has had women that he sticks with. He said some are prostitutes and some will steal from you. He said you have to be careful. He said you have to go with a professional dom. Howard asked if he has any desire to be with a woman in a relationship. Charlie said he's been divorced since 2015. Howard asked if his wife wanted to do that stuff to him. Charlie said she was pretty conservative. He said that one of the bad prostitutes called his wife on the worst day of the year and told her about him. He said it happened to be on Mother's day.
Howard asked why a hooker would call his wife. Charlie said that she did it to get more money out of him. He said she was blackmailing him. Howard said that's scary. Charlie said that's why you have to be with the right dom. Howard said he wouldn't tell the woman about his life. Charlie said he has tried that. He said he used to be on Facebook but he's not on there anymore.
Howard asked Charlie about what happened with his wife. Charlie said he was married for 33 years and he lost his wife. He said that he'd rather not get into that too much. He said it kind of has ruined his life. He said that his parents passed away and he got some inheritance. He said that he went to the dark side after that.
Howard asked if he has kids. Charlie said he does and the kids love him and don't want to lose him.
Howard asked Charlie how it works when you go to a Dom. He asked if they start smacking you around in the balls. Charlie said that you have to prove yourself first. He said they tell you what to do and then you get comfortable and she learns what you like and don't like. He said you eventually go into her dungeon. Howard asked if the women are 10s. Charlie said that they're the Divine Bitches. He said you can see a lot of their movies there. Howard said that's not what he's talking about. He said he wants to know if these women are 10s. Charlie said they're not bad looking. He said they take care of themselves. He said he's not falling in love with them. He said they send you their information and you sign a contract. He said you do their shopping and things like that.
Howard said he's getting off on giving them money. He asked how much he's spend on these women over the years. Charlie said maybe 60-70,000 dollars. Howard said that's humiliating because you're paying these women to give you fulfillment. He said there's nothing more humiliating than that. Robin said he doesn't like being stolen from though. She said that's humiliating.
Howard asked if he cums when he's being fisted. Charlie said you have to let the Dom cum first. He said the slave comes last.
Howard asked what the most shocking thing is that a woman has done to him. He asked if they have ever stepped on his balls with their heel. Charlie said yes. Howard asked how long it takes to recover from that. Charlie said the worst was 2 days. He said he was whipped pretty bad from a cane. He said those marks showed up.
Howard asked what comes out of his balls when they get smashed. He asked if blood comes out. Charlie said he doesn't think he's ever bled. He said that you have a code word to stop them when it gets too bad. He said they like sensual things too so it's not all ball busting.
Howard asked if he's handsome because he's looking for someone for Robin. Charlie said he lives in Maryland so he doesn't think that he'd be good for Robin. Robin said Maryland is perfect for them.
Howard asked Charlie if he would be able to survive in a labor camp because he'd be tortured all day. Charlie said it's not about torture. He said it's about control.
Howard asked if he's depressed. Charlie said not at all. Howard said Wolfie said that this guy looks like Uncle Fester. Charlie said he thinks he looks more like George Costanza. He said someone said Winston Churchill. Howard said that guy wasn't good looking. Howard said his phone is starting to cut out. Charlie said he's there. He did something to fix it.
Charlie said he was an art model so he isn't afraid to be nude in front of people. Howard said he has a theory that guys like this have to have big cocks. Charlie said that he's average. He said it's not like ''Austin Kutcher.'' Howard asked who that is. Howard said he must mean Ashton.
Howard asked Charlie how he can help. He said he wants a woman to shit in his mouth. Charlie said a lot of Doms don't want to give brown showers. He said he hasn't had that yet. Howard asked how often he's gone to see his Dom. Charlie said they're not all doing it that much during COVID.
Howard got Wolfie on the phone and asked him about Charlie since he met him. Wolfie said he loves this guy. He said he's awesome. He said that he gets super horny some nights and sends him links of the porno he's watching. Howard asked how lucky Wolfie is to have a job with them now. Wolfie said Howard is the greatest guy in the world. Howard said he makes dreams come true. He said that his job is to monitor these people. Robin said she couldn't keep that job.
Howard said Charlie wants a woman to shit in his mouth. He said he wants it to come out hot. Wolfie said that he wants it to come straight from the tap. He said he wants him to record it too. Charlie said he has to do it in a tub so it doesn't stain the sheets. He said you have a woman stand over you and do it.
Howard asked if Charlie has ever tasted excrement before. Charlie said he has not. Howard asked how that can be healthy. He said that he can catch stuff from it. Howard asked if he wants to eat the whole log. Charlie said it depends on what the woman has eaten.
Wolfie asked what texture he wants it to be. Charlie said he has never done it so he's not sure. Wolfie asked if they can please do this. Howard said this guy could die from it. He said he's not sure they can do it.
Charlie said he has to find a woman near where he lives since there are travel restrictions. Howard said he's a real diva. Charlie said he has to do that until COVID is over. Howard said he wants to eat shit so he can probably travel. He said if he wants to eat it cold he can send him some from Ronnie and have him eat it cold. He said he could tell him it's a woman.
Howard asked Charlie if he gave him a night of fucking Megan Fox or eating a woman's shit, which would he choose. Charlie asked if he can't do both. He said he'd rather screw Megan Fox in that case.
Robin said that John McAfee would do this kind of thing too. She said he was the guy who created the antivirus company. Howard asked how they didn't have that guy on the show. Robin said that guy is running away from a lot of things right now. She said he ran for president once. She said that they still have his name on the company but he's no longer with them.
Howard said he's running out of time so he has to wrap this up. He asked if he would rather eat Megan Fox's shit or Oprah's shit. He said he's trying to get a handle on what he's into. Charlie said he'd do either. He said he doesn't discriminate.
Howard asked Gary to make a call to Oprah about this. He said they have to try. He asked if he would let Caitlyn Jenner shit in his mouth. Charlie said he probably wouldn't do that one. Howard said that's shocking. Charlie said he doesn't care about fame. He said he wants a Dom to want to do this. He said he wants to please her and he hopes that she'll please him.
Howard asked if he would rather have Ivanka Trump or Melania Trump. Charlie said both on he same night. Charlie said he'd take Ivanka if he had to pick just one.
Howard asked if Melania said something about the insurrection at the capitol. Robin said she did say something but it was more about the rumors about her that had to stop and not so much about the insurrection.
Howard asked if Charlie would rather have Nancy Pelosi or Hillary Clinton shit in his mouth. Charlie said he would pick Hillary over Nancy but he'd rather not have either.
Robin asked if Charlie really thinks that women are getting off on doing this to him. Charlie said he would like to think so. Howard said he does have to pay them for it though.
Howard said he has a woman on the phone who is interested in shitting on him. He took the call and a woman on the line said she wants to learn more and she could use the money. She asked what kind of money he's willing to pay. Charlie asked if she has toys to use on him like ball weights and whips. Howard said he has ball weights because he's been working out for years. The caller said she would do this to him if she could make some money. Howard asked if she can shit on command. The caller said she's not sure. Howard told her to try right now. She said she's so embarrassed. Charlie said she sounds like she could handle this.
Howard had the caller try to shit. She was grunting and trying to shit. Howard told her not to get a hemorrhoid. He asked if she has anything. She said maybe Charlie can talk her through it. Howard said she's obviously not a professional. Charlie said that she has to be in the mood to take a shit. He said he wouldn't rush her.
Wolfie asked how much weight he has had on his balls. Charlie said he's had about 5 weights on them but he's not sure what the weight was. Howard asked how they hang on there. Charlie explained how they have a way of attaching them to your balls.
Howard said the new CEO of SiriusXM is on the phone. He took the call from fake CEO Jennifer Witz who was asking for even more shit and piss on the show. Howard said she is an amazing CEO.
Howard said that Charlie is a hit. Charlie said he just speaks the truth. Howard said he may get his own channel. Charlie said he'd love to be in films. He said that he'd love to be in a Divine Bitches film. Howard said he's never tasted shit and it must be disgusting. He said that he never wants to find out. Charlie said he will be blindfolded. He said that makes it more exciting when it's dripping down. He said it's all about the expectation that excites him.
Howard said he'd think that he'd want to see the woman's ass when she's shitting. He said he's a very visual guy. He said he has to see what's happening. Charlie said he will see her when she's sitting on his face. Robin said she has to decide if this is more disgusting than Jeff the Vomit guy. Howard said it's way worse. He said Jeff just wants to be vomited on.
Howard said they did have a guy on the show year ago who ate his own shit and he said it tasted like rubber bands. He said he's not sure who that was though.
Howard said this all sounds gross to them but he wonders if Charlie thinks there's anything gross that he wouldn't do. Charlie said he thinks that having electricity put up his ass would be going too far. Howard said there has to be a line somewhere. He said he thinks Ronnie likes that electricity up his ass.
Howard asked Wolfie about seeing guys taking electricity up their ass. Wolfie said it was on their balls and penis and it was burning the hair off because it was that strong. Howard asked if Robin would date this guy. Robin said no. She said there seems to be no cure for this. She said he has tried to stop and he can't.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he'd let Wendy the Slow Adult shit on him. Charlie said sure. Howard said that won't happen but he wanted to find out how far he's willing to go.
Howard said this may be the best interview right next to Paul McCartney. Charlie said he's honored. He said that one of his Doms was on the show years ago. He said that he doesn't want to say her name though. He said that he told this one he was going to be on and she told him not to mention her name.
Howard asked Charlie how deep a woman gets when she sticks a fist in his ass. Charlie said it depends but it goes to the prostate so it's not that deep for him. He said that he has seen whole arms in an ass. He said he has never gone that far. He said they slowly work up from one finger to the fist.
Howard took a call from Wendy the Slow Adult audio clips and asked her if she would shit in his mouth. The guys had Wendy saying yes to everything he was asking.
Robin asked if Charlie would want vomit and phlegm too. Charlie said no to that. Howard said that she's gone too far and that's gross.
Howard said they know what Charlie is looking for and they're going to let him know if they can find anyone to do this. He said that they'll let him know. Charlie said this was an honor to speak to them. He said it was a highlight of his life. Howard said Robin has shit herself twice in her life. He said one time she had a Mexican guy hose her off. He said the other one is too embarrassing to mention. Howard let Charlie go after that. He said he makes no judgments. He laughed as he said that. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
Howard came back and said he's always trying to make this song even better with his own sounds. He was humming and making noises along with the music.
Howard said he was going to run upstairs to get what Rob Zombie got him for his birthday. He said he got him an authentic Herman Munster puppet that he was going to use. He said it's an actual puppet. He said he told Beth that Rob must think he's 7 but he was into the Munsters. Howard said he tried to call Beth to bring it down but he didn't get her in time.
Howard said he's such a germaphobe that he didn't want to stick his hand in this thing. He said Rob got it at an antique store. He said he's not sure who had it on their hand before. He said he's not going to stick his hand in there.
Howard asked what's going on with the Trump thing and the 25th amendment. Robin said Pence isn't going to use it. She said he thinks it's inappropriate for the country.
Howard had fake Arnold Schwarzenegger on the phone to talk about the video that he put out this week. Arnold was talking about how he can't Jizz with all of this stuff going on. He said he can't cum and that's his whole thing. Arnold was trying to spit on his cock and nothing was happening. When his maid showed up at the door he was able to cum again.
Howard said it sounds like he's hitting something metal when he cums. Arnold said of course. Howard asked what he was cumming into. Arnold didn't answer and said goodbye a short time later.
Howard said this was the first call where the guys called an internet radio show with clips of him talking about Alex Trebek. Howard played that call where they had him telling the show hosts that he wants them all to suffer if he's going to die. Howard said that was a good one. He said he's not sure what he'd have to do to win if he doesn't win that one.
Howard said that call went up against a Sal Pizzeria prank. He played that call too where Sal was worried about getting Coronavirus with his pizza so he wanted to go there to make his own.
Howard said this is shocking. He asked which one Robin would go for. Robin said she'd pick the one with Howard. Howard said he lost that round. He said 70 percent voted for the COVID Pizzeria. Robin said that was a good one but the other one was awesome. Howard said he's going to pull a Trump and say he won that one. He said that he's going to tell people to storm the Capitol. He said all of his idiot followers can run around and do whatever they want.
Howard said on to the next round. He said they had a Rocky Pendergast calling the Live with Cathi show with the real Aimee Mann. They had Rocky and Aimee going back in time to the days of Hitler and Rocky was killing Nazis in the clip. Howard said that was a great one. He said it was cinematic.
Howard said that call was up against a Jack and Rod call where they had a Zoom bomb during an interview. Howard played that prank call where they interrupted a guest with Ronnie saying ''cunt'' over and over.
Howard asked Robin who she thinks won that round. Robin said the Jack and Rod. Howard said the winner of that round was the Rocky and Aimee Mann call. He said it was 54 percent of the vote.
Howard said the next call was a Flirty Gary call. Howard said they put an ad on a small penis dating site and they got a woman to respond. Howard played the call where Gary talked to the woman about his small penis.
Howard said the call that went up against that one was one of Richard's Ethel calls. He said she called a religious show with constipation issues. Howard played the call where Ethel talked about it being months since she had a proper bowel movement. The people on the show were praying for her.
Robin said this is like the academy awards. She said she would go with the Richard call. Howard said he would too but Flirty Gary won with 59 percent of the vote.
Howard said the final match up was drops of George Takei calling into a sports show where he asked about himself. Robin said she loves this one. Howard played the call where they had George asking about Star Trek and Star Wars and the host said he doesn't even know what Star Trek is.
Howard said the call that went up against that one was clips of Greta Thunberg calling Sal's dad. They had her talking about how she's his daughter.
Howard asked Robin who she thinks won that round. Robin said she's going to say it was the Greta call. Howard said the winner was Greta with 52 percent of the vote.
Howard said the top 2 calls in the bracket were Rocky and the Flirty Gary calls. Howard asked who she thinks won that round. Robin said she's going with Rocky. Howard said drum roll please. Fred gave him that. Howard said the winner only had 51 percent of the vote. He played the winner which was the Rocky Pendergast and Aimee Man call.
Howard said he didn't have the full clip so that was just part of the call. Robin said flirty Gary was finally unseated after 3 years. Howard said Year in Review is so exciting. He said he's sorry Gary lost this year. Gary asked if there's any way he can find more votes. Howard said call the board of elections for HowardStern.com
Robin said it's the snow birds that are flying down there to get the vaccine. The caller said they're not American though. Howard said if Canadians are flying down there that's not right. The caller said that the only mandate is that you have to be over 65 to get a vaccine down there. She said if you Google it there are hundreds of articles about it. She said she's been trying to get the story out there about it.
Howard said if this is true then that's not right. Robin said there are articles about it out there. Howard said they have to get the world vaccinated. He said that if you do stay in Florida then maybe it's a good thing. He said we have people dropping dead all over. He said he hopes that this new President is able to get things under control and they have federal leadership. He said he's so sick of this fucking thing.
Howard said that he has another caller who says that caller is wrong. He took the call and the caller said that what has happened is the tourism board down there is making it available for people over 65 so they'll go visit. Howard said that he's basically agreeing with her. Robin said that woman was upset about it. Robin said that they are allowed to get it and that's what the woman was upset about. Howard said this country is so screwball right now. He said that's not to mention what went on in the Capitol building. He said he wants to go back 4 years before this nightmare.
Howard said he has some fan feedback. He said he got a lot of birthday wishes yesterday. He read through some of those. He read something about his hair and said that it's very fluffy today. Howard said he's using extra gel after he gets out of the shower lately. He said that his hair is looking most luxurious lately. He said he noticed on the replays that his hair was looking flat so he wondered what he could do about that. He figured out that he could put more gel in it. He said he glommed it in there and squeezed and pulled until he had some height.
Howard read more birthday fan feedback and said that many people enjoyed the direct line to his 12 year old self. He read some about that too.
Howard said talking to his younger self was quite shocking. He said he didn't know how dopey he was.
Howard took a call from a guy in Florida who said he went to a place on Saturday and got his shot. He said that there were like 2000 people there. He said he got in and waited for about 4 hours to get his shot. He said it was a drive through thing and most of the license plates were out of state. He said he just had to fill out a 2 page form and he got his shot. He said people could have lied about their age. He said it's like bizarro world. Howard said it's a cluster fuck. He said most old people can't wait in line for 4 hours. Robin said she read that they were camping out to get it.
Howard said he filled out information for his parents in New York and you had to do it in an orderly way. He said he's not sure how Florida has this flow of vaccine. He said he hopes that President Biden is able to get this straightened out. The caller said their Governor down there is like a mini Trump. Howard said he's not familiar with the guy but maybe he wants to just get it into everyone's arm as quickly as possible. He said he's not sure what's going on. Robin said some people are saying that it is the red tape that's holding things up.
Howard asked how they keep track of the second dose. Robin said she hasn't a clue. She wondered if this guy is going to be able to get his second dose or not.
Howard read some fan feedback about Dr. Cody's call on yesterday's show. People were happy to hear him on the show again.
Howard took a call from a woman who said her parents are snow birds in Florida and they had no vaccine in sight. She said that it's rumors all over the place. She said that she is a Lucky Charms advocate and she is like Beth and in shape and enjoys a bowl. She said Howard needs to indulge. Howard said he would never eat them. He said that he would have something different. He said he doesn't like marshmallows in his food. The caller said they sell them separately. She said she's in great shape and it's everything in moderation. She said Howard has to live a little and expand his palate. Howard said he loves what he eats.
Howard said a lot of people wrote in about Ronnie and his refusal to get a colonoscopy. He read some feedback about that and people were telling him to just get a colonoscopy. Someone suggested they put a camera on the tip of the dildo to get a shot up there. Robin said that he'll let you stick anything up there but a colonoscopy tube. Howard said that's it.
Howard read some feedback about a person who got the vaccine through work and they feel just fine after it. The writer said that Ronnie should be just fine with that.
Ronnie got on and talked about that with him. He said he's going to get the vaccine when he can. He said he has waited already so he's ready to get it now. Howard said he's a character.
Howard said Marco Rubio went out and got the vaccine. He said he has some nerve. He said he was the one complaining about Dr. Fauci telling people to wear masks. Ronnie said he may not see the vaccine until April. Howard said now he's in a rush to get it. He said this is what he has to deal with.
Sal got on and said that they started with $5,000 and they had a margin account so it was like 10. He said that the way it works make the equity drop twice as fast.
Howard had Harvey on the phone to talk about that money loss. He asked how he's doing and ended up talking about the vaccine mess. Harvey said he signed up in New Jersey to get the vaccine but he's not sure when that will happen because things are so messed up. That led to Howard going off on Trump again for a short time.
Howard asked what Harvey was thinking when he gave that money to Sal. Harvey said he had some loose money at the time and he thought that he could give $5,000 to Sal and he could turn it into 20,000 in 30 days. Sal said he never made any promises. Harvey said that's true. He said that he painted a nice picture. Sal said he and Harvey have become good friends over the years. Harvey said Sal was the one who came to him. Sal said that he was given Harvey's number and he went to him. Gary said he wouldn't just give him his number. Gary said he didn't introduce him. Sal said alright then say that.
Howard asked Harvey why not just give Wendy the 10 grand and let her invest it. He said that he can't imagine that he would give it to Sal. Sal said that people do lose money in the stock market. Howard said he lost every penny. Sal said he doesn't remember what happened exactly.
Harvey said that Sal asked him for another 10 or 20 and he could turn that into more. He said he told Sal to turn that 5 back into 5 and they could talk. Howard said he's inspired to do something. He said he's going to have Wendy vs. Sal and they'll see who can invest better. He said Wendy will throw darts at a wall and Sal will have logic behind him. He said the logic will probably lose.
Howard said they'll have maybe $5,000 and Wendy too. He said they'll see who has more money in a month. Sal said they can invest in any way they want. Howard said yes. He said in a month he thinks Sal will lose everything. Sal said he believes there are web sites where you can create fake portfolios to do that. Harvey said he thinks that's a genius idea.
Harvey said that you can invest in a new company he has at DoucheBagBags.net. He said they sell scumbags, douche bags and more. Howard asked what he's doing. Harvey said that young people don't know what douche bags are. He said they created nice shopping bags and things like that with the words Douche and Scum on them. Robin said that's not what she'd call marketing research. Harvey said they tested it in a wine store and grey sold over 500 bags in a month.
Howard said he can't believe he lost $5,000. He said he wishes him luck in his next venture though.
Howard said imagine that Sal lost that money for Harvey. Robin said he's not remorseful at all either. Sal said he is. He said that he has made money for people too. He said he's lost some too. Howard said he's like the David Copperfield of Stockbrokers. He said he made their money disappear.
Howard took a call from Pocket who said that Howard had asked Sal about how much money he made, not lost. Howard let him go after that.
Howard said he has a lot more stuff to get to but it's getting late. He said he has a lot. He said maybe they have to hold off. He said they have to pace themselves. Robin said she's still laughing about Sal asking for another 10 or 20 thousand from Harvey.
Howard said he has a clip of Sal watching porn with his friends. He asked what that was about. Gar said that was the fan feedback about Sal watching porn with his brother in law and they have a clip. It was an origin story of how Sal watched the porn with his brother in law.
Howard said he wonders what stories Sal is ashamed to tell them. He said that they only know what he's telling them. He said they don't know the right questions to ask to unlock those stories. Robin said that's what it's like with Richard. Howard said he wonders.
Howard asked Chris if he has that right. Chris got on and said that there was an Instagram account that started this. He said they would find clips of people who were doing things like saving lives but then they'd be caught doing things like going to an island and doing a human centipede on the beach with a bunch of people not wearing masks. He said they would out these people when grey found out that stuff.
Chris had a few stories like that where they would expose these people. Howard said the gays are fighting and outing these people. Chris said this fight is against the gays. Howard said it's gay brother after gay brother. Chris said there's no reason for them not to be prepared for this in the gay community. He said he hasn't sucked a dick in 10 months himself. He said he used to suck dicks all the time. He said he's had two at once. He said he gave a hand job to a guy on a booze cruise. Howard said listen to this guy. He said he knows what he's talking about. Chris said they have to stop the spread of this virus so they have to be careful out there.
Howard took a call from a guy who said in Palm Beach County alone it's sickening what's being posted on Instagram with people not wearing masks. He said it's like an outlaw thing. He said it's shocking how many people aren't wearing masks.
Howard said people must think that they're healthy enough to survive it. He said there are people who get it and their lungs and heart are devastated. He said it's young and old people.
Robin said that COVID doesn't stick with just the person who is infects so it's different than other diseases.
Howard said it's been some morning this morning. He said that Robin said that she's not up for doing the Dom thing to Charlie. He said that she would host Jeopardy though. He said if you shit in Charlie's mouth you might not get that job. Howard did a live commercial read and ended the show around 10:20am.