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They played a new version of ''The Great American Nightmare'' to the tune of The Jeffersons theme. Howard started the show talking about this Coronavirus and how it's driving him nuts with his OCD. He said he wants to jump out a window over it. Robin said it doesn't bother her. Howard said he wishes people would stop shaking hands. He said he just can't do it.
Howard said his daughter sent him something interesting about this Coronavirus thing. He read a note that this person wrote. He said the person is an expert in this virus. Robin said she discovered there isn't just one. She said this is a new strain. Howard read the write up and the precautions that this person is going to take.
Howard read about how no hand shaking is one thing. Fist bumps and bows are what they're suggesting. Howard said he won't bow or do an elbow bump but a fist bump he'll do. He said people drive him crazy all day wanting to shake his hand or take his picture.
Howard said people say he's unfriendly because of not shaking hands. Howard said Jason went somewhere and offered his elbow and the guy turned on him and wanted him to leave his store. Robin said you can announce you're not shaking hands because of Coronavirus.
Howard read more about what to do an how you should only use your knuckle on switches. Open doors with closed door or fist. They said use disinfectant wipes in stores. Wash your hands with soap for 15-20 seconds and use hand sanitizer whenever you return home. The suggested having hand sanitizer at home and in your car. Howard said he does all of this.
Howard read about what to do when you sneeze by using a tissue or your elbow. Howard read about having disposable gloves around the house and things like that. They say that the air won't infect you with this virus but the droplets will be around for up to a week when people sneeze or cough.
Howard said this show is just stupid entertainment and they should disappear for a year. He said he's going to go to Montana and sit there on a 1000 acres. He said he'll broadcast from there. Robin said they don't have a studio there. Howard said they have people who can throw that together. He said he just needs a microphone.
Howard said he wants out of Manhattan. He said it's already there. Robin said of course. Howard said it's going to spread quickly.
Howard said they're all going to be dead. He said he should keep reading this thing. Robin said he should post it. Howard read more of the things you should do to avoid this virus.
Howard said you have to get surgical masks to stop yourself from touching your nose and mouth. Howard asked how he can do that during this broadcast. Robin said he can't.
Howard read about using zinc lozenges. He said they have been proven to stop this from growing in your throat.
Howard said he had a friend with a cold and he made him get masks and surgical gloves. He said he has leftover masks. Robin said she didn't get any. Howard asked what you're going to do without them. Howard said you have to have a clean shaven face for the mask to work anyway.
Howard said this is unbelievable. He said he's not going to use lozenges. He said this was a guy who wrote this. The guy wished good luck to all of us at the end. He said the guy's first name is Jim.
Howard asked what Fred is doing. Fred said he's not like Robin and he thinks we have a lot to worry about. Robin said she doesn't think they don't have anything to worry about.
Howard said we need to get masks made so they need to do like they did in World War II. He said Mike Pence is in charge of this and he's going to pray it all away.
Gary said Jon Hein was going to go on a trip to Mexico soon and he's not sure what he's going to do now. Howard said he's not going anywhere.
Howard took a call from fake President Trump who had some things to say about this Coronavirus. Robin tried to talk to Fake Trump but it was scripted so he just had a shut the fuck up, Robin comment. Howard spent a couple of minutes talking to fake Trump about Coronavirus.
Jon Hein came in and said his trip to Mexico has been planned for a year. He said he's not sure what he's going to do.
Howard said he heard a mild case of this Coronavirus is as bad as pneumonia. Robin said she's not sure about that.
A caller said her son is supposed to go off and study in Japan but this is going to cause problems with that.
Howard said he saw that Japan is closing the schools down for the month of March. He said back in the olden days they put people in quarantine to stop this. He said they were eventually able to get it under control. He said they may have to do that with this.
Howard said if it were his kid he'd tell him not to go to Japan. The caller said they got masks back in January. Howard said they'll be fine then. He said the mask isn't going to stop shit.
Howard said he's super paranoid and he'd tell his kids to stop but they'd go off and do what they want to do.
Howard and Jon talked more about the trip to Mexico. Jon said his wife was asking if they're any safer here than down there. Robin said they locked people down on a ship that had it. Robin said some people's rooms don't even have windows. She said they were allowed out for an hour every two days.
The caller wanted Howard to tell her son not to go. Howard said he's not doing that. The caller asked if this will stop people from shaking hands. Howard said he's not sure about that. Jon said people are going to stop doing shit and its going to hurt the economy.
Howard said Sal and Ronnie took a beating in the press this weekend. He said they were called racists by a bunch of media. He said people were freaking out about all of this.
Howard said Ronnie said he won't go to a Chinese restaurant. He said he drove by one and people weren't there. Howard said one guy with a restaurant was saying he was just starting to make money and now no one is showing up. He said the guy is getting all of his food in America. He said 38 percent of people here wont even drink Corona beer.
Ronnie came in and talked about the uproar about his comments last week. He said he just said he's taking a break from Chinese food. He said that's not racist. He said he's going to Puerto Rico the same time Jon is going to Mexico. He said he's going.
Howard asked if he's freaking out about the Coronavirus. Ronnie said you have to live your life. He said he went out on Saturday and the place was packed with people.
Ronnie said he got a flu shot and now he's getting weird shit happening to him like clogged ears and ear infections. He said his doctor tells him he's crazy thinking it caused that.
Howard asked if he would go to a strip club. Ronnie said he's sure they're still doing business.
Howard said on Sunday morning he was in his car and he had two cats with him in a carrying case. He said the door man took the case and then he realized that guy just touched the case. He said he had to wash his hands if he touched it. He said he wheeled all of his stuff up to his apartment and figured he should wash his hands. He went and did that and then realized he has to bring the case upstairs. He said he was going to leave it for her. He said then he brought it up and washed his hands again. Howard said he must have washed his hands 50 times. He said he's going hand washing crazy.
The caller said you have to sign screens at stores and she won't do it. She said she just walks away. Robin asked if they let you go. The caller said they do. She said just say no to signing it.
The caller asked Howard to listen to a Jackson Browne song but Howard said that's not his thing. He let her go a short time later.
Howard said he spent his weekend listening to Harry Styles music. He said he listened to One Direction and some of his solo stuff. He said he loves some of his stuff. He said he loves the song ''Sign of the Times.'' He played some of that song.
Howard said he's thinking of just giving himself over to Coronavirus. He said he can't sit and wash his hands all day. Robin asked what he thinks he can do. Howard said it's going to spread like wildfire throughout Manhattan. Robin said hand washing works to stop the spread.
Howard took a call from a guy who was calling from Beijing China. He said he just finished his quarantine. He said there's no point in leaving though because everything is closed. He said no one is on the streets there either. He said he thinks Howard is overreacting though. He said there in Beijing there are a couple hundred people with it and they're not all going to die. He said everyone is overreacting and now he's stuck in his apartment.
Howard played a song parody about Coronavirus and went to break.
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A caller told Howard that he wants to calm them down about Coronavirus. Robin said she's not upset about it. Howard said he called her on Saturday and told her to protect her immune system. He said he has a contingency plan for her. He said she's not worried about it. Robin said he was going to lock her up. Howard said he had a plan. He said he was going to have her quarantined and broadcast from home. He said he wanted to put her in one of her 10 houses with Captain Dennis. Robin said she appreciated his thinking of her.
Howard asked the caller what he has on this Coronavirus. The caller said this is similar to certain type of flu. He said it will be a pandemic and about 15 percent of the people here will get it but 80 percent will be fine. He said about 20 percent will need medical support.
Howard said his friend said that the most mild cases are like pneumonia. The caller said that's incorrect. He said they should be very mild but they can lead to pneumonia but most cases will be mild. He said about 20 percent of the cases will need hospitalization.
Howard said he wants out of Manhattan. He said he wants to take a 2 month vacation until this is over. The caller said he's every healthy so there's an 80 percent chance that if he gets it then he'll just be home sick for a few days.
Howard asked what a Virologist is. Robin said it's someone who studies viruses. The caller said they study trends like this. Howard asked the guy some questions about what he can make doing that. The caller said he clears about $120,000. Howard said he should be making more. Robin said she agrees.
Howard asked the caller other questions about the job and what kind of education he needed for that.
King of All Blacks called in and said that black people can't get this virus. Howard asked where he heard that. King said Bloomberg reported it. Gary said Googling it he found that's just not true. King said he Googled it and they say black people are immune. Gary said he just read that's not true. King said Gary is so excited about that. Gary said he's just being factually correct. He said he's giving bad information to the public and he's correcting him on it.
Howard said he did hear that it affects older white men. He said that's probably where that comes from.
Howard took a call from a guy who had more to add to the story about Coronavirus. The guy said keep it down there in New York and away from Maine. Howard said they'll do that. The caller said make sure Bernie doesn't get it. Howard said that guy is like 78. He said he's probably at risk.
Howard and the caller spent a little time talking about Trump and Pence and the Coronavirus. Howard said he had to turn the TV off because of the coverage over the weekend. They went to break a short time later.
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Howard said if you want to get your mind off the Coronavirus he has something to play. He said High Register Sean says that it's a biological weapon. He took Sean's call and Sean gave his conspiracy theory about that. He said China created it and it was released on themselves.
Howard said no matter what Sean creates a story about something. He said if he wanted to make money he could use these crazy ideas to write a movie. He said instead he's sitting at home jerking off.
Howard said Sean knows nothing about the Coronavirus. He said he's just hanging out and listening to Alex Jones and people like that. Sean said he reads and doesn't listen to those guys. Howard asked who is saying it's a biological weapon. Sean told Howard about this representative Cotton who said it. He said you chase that rabbit down the hole and you find out more.
Howard asked if Dog Men had anything to do with it. Sean said of course not. He said everyone wants to make fun of that.
Howard said Sean is there to tell them to stock up on food and water. Sean said that's important. He said the shelves in stores in Milan, Italy were all empty. He said you have to get ahead of it and be prepared.
Howard said he's prepared. He said he has no idea how prepared he really is. Robin read about this Cotton guy and said that he was repeating some theory that was already debunked.
Howard said he knows where Sean lives and he's going to come over and take all of his shit. He said that's his plan. Sean said he'd like to see him do that. Howard said he's going to take all of his food and weapons. Sean said come on up. Howard said he doesn't need his shit right now. Sean said he'll wait. Howard said he won't even see him coming.
Howard told Sean that he's taking all of his stuff if there's an Armageddon. He said his house is the first stop. Sean said he won't be able to get in. He told Howard to go ahead and try.
Howard asked Sean what kind of food supply he has. Sean said he has enough to last 7-8 months with just the four people in his family. Howard said he's going to take it all. He said he'll bring Justin Bieber up with him to freak Sean out.
Howard asked how much space he has. Sean said he has several spaces. He said they're not all above ground.
Howard asked if Sean has any fun ever. Sean said she went to Shuli's show the other night. Howard said they have to get Shuli up there to his house. Gary said Shuli said Sean is way funnier than Speech Impediment Man on stage. Howard asked if he went on stage. Sean said he told some jokes. He said he can do comedy.
Howard took a call from fake Justin Bieber and Sean hung up as soon as he put him on. Shuli came in and said that Sean shuts down whenever anything with Justin Bieber comes up. Howard said that's his Lex Luthor.
Howard said Shuli has to get into his place. Shuli said he's waiting for the green light from them. Howard said he has it. Shuli said Sean did some time on stage and he does really well. He said he's really funny with jokes about himself. He said the guy stutters up there and that's funny if his material isn't that great. He said people don't even have to listen that closely. He said he gave him 5 minutes and he did 7.
Shuli said High Pitch Erik and Elephant Boy showed up to the show. He said his buddy said the green room looked like the Star Wars bar.
Speech Impediment Man called in and said that he'd take Sean on. He had some new material for them today. He told a couple of jokes. Howard let him go and moved on a short time later.
Howard played the new call to the show where Rocky tells Cathi he's going back in time to kill Hitler. Howard said it's the most absurd call but Cathi never questions anything about it. Rocky was already back in time making the call to her show. After Rocky ceased to exist Cathi hoped that she still existed.
Robin said that was amazing. She said she doesn't question anything. Howard had Rocky on the phone after playing the call. Howard congratulated Rocky on his call. He was calling in from Largo where all the biggest stars were. He stared to rattle off names but Howard hung up.
Robin said the whole world would be different if Hitler was killed. Howard said Robin looks as confused as Cathi. He said they blew her mind. Howard went to break after that.
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Howard came back and had Harry Styles and his whole band in the studio. He said he heard he recorded his new album while on mushrooms. Howard said he did mushrooms as a younger man. He said he just giggled. Harry said it's about the same for him. Howard asked if that helped him write. Harry talked about the process of getting out of his own head and that's how he did it.
Howard asked Harry about having a band and how there's a certain safety there. He said if you go solo and start writing that's a different vibe. Harry talked about how that works for him and how it is putting more of yourself out there.
Howard said Harry listened to Paul McCartney's ''Ram'' album while writing his new one. Harry said he didn't want to make fun music. He said he didn't want to make the same music he was making. He wanted it to be different.
Howard asked Harry if he's tortured because of what people expect from him. He said they expect a certain type of pop music from him. Harry said he feels like he got lucky. He said there's arguments about him hating his label. He said he's with Columbia and this guy Rob signed him and he's been with them a long time. He talked about how he had to go figure this out a little bit and he can't have them breathing down his neck. He said Rob was amazing about that. He said he was kind of scared about what he was about to hear. He was relieved when he heard it.
Howard asked about playing the record for Stevie Nicks. Harry said he did that too. He said he went out to dinner with her and had her and some friends back to the house to listen to it. He said they stayed up really late too. He said they were there until like 6 in the morning. Harry said he was really tired but that's the kind of schedule they have.
Howard asked if he'd take advice from her if she had given it. Harry said that she told him to just do what he wants to do. He said she has given him advice about the albums before. He said he does listen to it but he didn't make changes.
Howard said he was turned on to him when he was on Saturday Night Live. He said he sang ''Sign of the Times'' on that show. Howard played some of that song. He said it's a great song. He asked if it took a long time to write. Harry said not really. He said it was one of the quickest to write.
Howard said he saw Harry on The X-Factor and he did a Stevie Wonder song. He said it was really impressive. Harry said he had 3 songs he was going to do. He said he hated people looking in his eyes so he practiced in the bathroom with no one looking at him at home. He said he was in a band at school too. He said they won a Battle of the Bands competition. Howard asked where those dudes are now. Harry said one is still in a band. He said one went to Italy and became a chef. Howard asked if he keeps in touch. Harry said he keeps in touch with one and sort of with another and the other one he lost touch with.
Howard said if you don't write your own stuff you're fucked. He said Linda Ronstadt had some hits with covers but you need to write your own songs. Harry said it depends on what you want to get from it. He said if you want fulfillment you have to write your own.
Howard said he when he started out in the band One Direction they must have thought they couldn't write songs so they did it for them. Harry said they didn't know what they were doing so that was okay. He said the first album was written for them.
Harry talked about how his mother was the one who signed him up for The X-Factor. He said it wasn't his idea. He said it was far from his comfort zone to do that.
Howard asked Harry if he was popular in school. Harry said not the most popular. Howard said he saw him on Good Morning America and a girl almost passed out when he talked to her. He said that has to be wild. He said she was freaking out talking to him. Howard said he must have been that guy in school. Harry said he'd love to say he was but it wasn't like that.
Harry said he went to dinner with a girl he went to school with and she told his manager that he was sort of the same in school but not really.
Howard asked Harry about his home life. Harry said his parents were divorced when he was 7 but he saw his father all the time. He had a step father and he liked him too but he just passed away recently.
Howard asked where the guy is that beat him on X-Factor. Harry said he's still out there doing his thing. He said so many things are about luck and timing. He said there's no reason that he should have gotten to do what he did. Howard said he knew a lot of people who were good on air and he has no idea where they are now.
Howard talked to Harry about how he got to talk to Paul McCartney on the phone. He said he's the right guy to talk to about his career. He said getting advice from him would be very welcomed. Harry said it's so fulfilling for so many reasons to talk to Paul. He said he's been through everything. He said he loves music and he got to watch him last December. He said he plays for 3 hours and he doesn't have to. He said he just loves it.
Howard asked Harry about David Bowie and if he ever met him. Harry said he never did get to meet him. Howard talked about what a great performer he was. He asked if Harry can walk around without being mobbed. Harry said he doesn't do that so much in New York. He said he does run in Central Park though.
Howard asked how they're handling the Coronavirus thing. Harry said he's not sure what to think about it. He said that some people think it's really bad and some don't.
Howard asked the band some questions about working with Harry. Harry jokingly told them not to say a thing.
Howard asked Harry about being robbed at knife point. Harry said that was on Valentine's day. He said he was walking home from a friend's house to go home and he was about 5 minutes from home. He said there was a group of guys with hoods up. He said it as kind of odd. He said he turned his music off. Howard asked what he was listening to. Harry said her name is Madison Cunningham. He said she's amazing.
Harry said he was walking up the street and the guys were following him on the other side of the street. He said he crossed and they crossed the street. He said they kept following him. He said they asked to talk to him for a minute. He said they asked if he smokes weed and he said no. He said they all gathered around him. He said they reported there was only one in the paper but it was more than one. He said it was a bunch of guys.
Harry said the guys asked what he had and he said he had some cash so they took that from him. He said he had his phone and they were going to take that too. He said he didn't want to fight over it. He said they asked him to unlock his phone. He said one guy had a knife. He said he told them he can't unlock it. Harry said they gave him 10 seconds to do it. He said he tried to give them his phone. He said he thought about throwing it in a pond nearby. He said two cars were coming so he ended up running. He said he tried to stop a car. He said he tried to get in a car but no one would let him in. He said he ran back to the village he lives in. He said that day he wasn't in running shoes but he sprinted anyway.
Harry said he went walking the next day and he said he likes being able to do that. He said he had friends with him. He said he does have a night guard with him but he doesn't like to have that when he's not working. Howard said he has famous friends who don't have security and you need to have that these days.
Howard talked to Harry about the comradery that there used to be in the music business years ago. He said that doesn't seem to exist anymore. Harry said he's heard stories about that.
Howard said he was reading about the band Mazzy Star and how one of the guys in the band just died. He said he read about how they had a hit song and the guy didn't care. He said they didn't do it for that.
Howard asked if there's anything going on with him and Adele. Harry said no. He said there's always rumors about that kind of thing when two people hang out.
Howard said he thought he did well when he was hosting Saturday Night Live. He said he seemed to be pretty comfortable. He said he was also in the movie Dunkirk. He asked if that's what he wants to do. Harry said if he has something offered to him that's interesting he'd like to do it. Howard asked if he took acting lessons. Harry said he was told not to when he got Dunkirk. He said they didn't want him to be ''actorie.''
Howard talked about his acting in Private Parts and said you need to have some practice. Harry said he didn't practice his lines. He said he wanted to have them fresh like he was just saying them for the first time because he was told to do it that way.
Howard asked Harry about how he was so good on Saturday Night Live. Harry said it was very relaxing over there. He said everything was rehearsed and written down. He said it was a good place to work at.
Howard asked about his parents not being in show business. Harry said that they aren't and his mom is really chill with everything that's going on.
Howard asked Harry about going to live with James Corden's manager Ben Winston. Harry said he was doing a documentary about the band and he had gotten a house in his area. He said he had moved out of his last place and he had to do some painting in the house. He said it turned into something bigger. He said he moved in for a planned 2 weeks. He said he had never met his wife but that 2 weeks turned into 18 months. He said it was probably the best move he had ever made. He said he had moved away from his family but they felt like family.
Howard said he had the opposite life of his. He said he had nothing like that going on.
Harry said they had some rules there because they were a Kosher house. He said that they enforced their rules and he had to sit outside when he ordered a pepperoni pizza. Howard said it kept him grounded. Harry said it was the best thing to happen to him.
Howard asked Harry about how he doesn't get out of control. Harry said he's read stories about people who do get out of control and he doesn't want that for himself.
Howard asked how you get to know someone on a date. Harry gave his thoughts on that and told Howard about how he tries to keep his two worlds separated.
Howard asked Harry if he's fucked up in the head from his parents getting divorced. Harry said he doesn't think so. He said when you grow up and understand relationships you kind of get it.
Howard asked Harry about the song ''Sledgehammer'' and why he loves it so much. Harry said it's like the best mixed song ever. He said he loves the music video too. Howard said he remembers when that video came out. He said it was very innovative. He said it was just odd but it was great.
Howard asked what time he gets up in the morning usually. Harry said he's usually up around 9 or 10. Howard asked if he writes every day. Harry said not a song but he will write lyrics or a poem. Howard asked if he keeps a journal. Harry said he keeps a lot in his phone. Howard asked if he has a lot of song ideas in there. Harry said he does and that's why he didn't want to give it up to those guys who robbed him.
Harry said they went to Peter Gabriel's studio to record their album and they got to crank ''Sledgehammer'' in there.
Howard asked if you can really do a whole album in your closet like Billie Eilish. Harry said you can but they turn the studio into a whole world of their own. He said that's where he and Mitch work well. Howard talked to Mitch and Harry about writing together. Harry told Howard about how Adam the bass player got into the band too.
Howard asked about Zayn leaving One Direction and if he was upset about that. Harry said that was a shame that they lost him. He said if he had come to them earlier they might have been able to figure out a way to keep him on.
Howard talked a little bit to Nye the keyboard player. He also talked to Sarah the drummer. Howard found out that Mitch and Sarah are a couple. Howard said that can be dangerous to be on the road together and be together all the time. Howard talked to Charlotte who was also in the band on keys.
Howard had the band perform ''Sledgehammer.'' After the song Howard asked about how they were doing some of the stuff they were doing like the drums and horns on the keyboard. He had them play little bits for that for him. He said they should do that on tour. Harry said they might.
Howard said the new album is called Fine Line and the U.S. tour is kicking off this June. Harry said they're starting in Philadelphia.
Howard said the song they're going to do today is ''Adore You.'' He said he watched the video of that song and that is like an opus. He said the fish in the video makes him sad. He said he gets very affected by that kind of thing. He said the video is like 15 minutes long. Harry said it's 8 or 9 minutes.
Howard said this song must be about a girl he was banging. Harry said it's about the initial infatuation with a girl. Howard said he's dated regular women and famous women. He said the initial stage is fantastic and then, boom, it's over. Howard said the song is about how he adores them but he can't be with them. Harry said it's more about the honeymoon part of the relationship. He said once you're past that then you're a team. He said he hasn't had a lot of proper relationships because they can be hard with the touring part of his life.
Howard said Harry is too good looking and he's famous. Harry said he tries to keep the fame thing out of the relationship. Howard said he hopes Mitch and Sarah don't screw things up.
Howard said maybe Harry should be in therapy. Harry said he is but he doesn't go often enough. He said they do call sometimes. He said he thought about getting one in London but he didn't think he needed it. He said he does like going there in L.A. He said it's easier having one person to tell everything to do he would rather not get one in London.
Howard found out that the therapist is a woman and he said that's not going to work. Harry said it is working and nothing is going to go on like Howard thinks.
Howard had the band perform their song ''Adore You'' next. After the song Howard asked if they have a dress code on stage. Harry said they do have a look they go for. He said they do care.
Howard asked about how he bit his tongue when he was recording this album. Harry said he was high on mushrooms and he jumped out a window. He said he hit his head on his knee and bit it off. He said it was just a little bit but it made his lisp go away.
Howard thanked the band for coming in today. He said it was great to meet Harry. He gave them some plugs for the tour and the special Harryween show that they're doing in October.
Howard said stay off the shrooms to the kids out there listening. He said Harry doesn't do weed though. Harry said weed makes him tired and he doesn't like smoking. He said he doesn't do the shrooms that often. He said he doesn't do them when he's working. Harry said they've said it all. He said they have 3 weeks off and then they go on tour.
Robin asked Harry about the clothes he's worn and how daring some of his choices are. Harry said he works with a guy named Harry who helps him with that. Howard said he dressed as a woman on Letterman once. He said he shaved his legs and did the whole thing. Harry said there's so much pressure to wear the right thing around friends. He said he's more comfortable with himself than he used to be. He said that look is fun. Robin said it's fun to see what he's wearing. Howard said he's not doing it for shock value. Harry said he doesn't think about it enough for it to be shock value. Howard said he likes the way he dresses.
Howard asked if he put all of his clothes in a vault. Harry said it's just a regular storage unit. He said it's not a vault really.
Howard said they really put it out there this morning. He said he likes the look of this band. He said don't stop because they're on to something.
Howard asked if he wants to bad mouth anyone. Harry asked who he wants him to bad mouth. Howard said Simon. Harry said he's very grateful for the opportunity he got from him. He said he's not really that close a friend.
Howard asked what woman he wants to be with. Harry said he thought this was over 10 minutes ago. Howard kept asking. Howard said he's thinking Susan Boyle. He asked if he has met anyone recently that he's ready to be in a relationship with. Harry said he doesn't think this is going to be his plan. He said he's more into old school courting.
Howard said if he was him he'd be dating everyone. He said just do what you're doing. He said people must think he's writing songs about them when he writes a song. Harry said he's fine with putting stuff out there. He said doing it in music is his version of saying it.
Howard wrapped up, gave the guys some plugs and went to break.
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Howard took a call from a guy who said that was an amazing interview he did. He said he wasn't a fan of Harry's but he does such a great job preparing. Howard said he spent the weekend listening to his music. He said he was immersed in the world of Harry Styles.
The caller asked if he's keeping up with his exercise. Howard said he was working out on his Peloton. He said he has to stay fit to deal with this Coronavirus.
Howard took a call from a woman who thanked him for introducing his fans to Harry Styles. She said she's 60 and she loves his music. She said it brings her back to the 70s.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked how he gets through raising 3 daughters. He said he has a 17 year old now. Howard said he can't have that conversation right now. He said he has to do news and go home. He said raising kids is hard. He said we're so unprepared for it. Howard said he was talking to his kids this weekend and told them he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. Robin said they grow and change and you don't know what's coming. The caller said his daughter isn't a bad kid but sometimes she gets caught lying about things. Howard said they'll have to talk about that another time.
Howard took a call from Jeff the Drunk who said he's sure they're all glad he had no children. Robin said she's with him on that. She said one thing she was too afraid to do was to have kids. Howard said he admires that about Jeff. Robin said she didn't want to grapple with something like that.
Howard said Beth asked if Robin ever wanted to have children and he told her she never did have that desire as far as he knew.
Jeff asked how sex was on Wednesday. Howard said his wife said she wanted to sprinkle her ashes on his heart in his mausoleum. He said he thought that was really romantic. Howard let Jeff go and moved on to news.
Howard said people were glad that Robin is back to singing. He said they love the new Jeffersons theme. He said they took the Jeffersons video and put Robin singing to that. He said they tweeted that out this weekend. Howard read some feedback about that. Howard said Jillian Barberie tweeted out thanking them for that gem.
Robin started her news with a story about Hillary Clinton starting a podcast. Robin said she is fashioning it after their show. Howard said he read that article. He said he was honored by that. Robin said she even said she wants a Robin Quivers-like sidekick.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he's going to stop dying his hair like all of these rock stars. Howard said he really doesn't dye his hair. Robin said she can confirm that it's not dyed. She said he has some grey in there. Howard said he doesn't think he would dye it if it did go grey. He said maybe he would dye it. He said he won't say he wouldn't. Howard said it would be up to Beth. He said if she told him that it didn't look good grey he'd dye it.
Robin read a story about basketball player James Harden possibly crapping his pants during a Rockets/Celtics game over the weekend. She said there was speculation after a strange stain appeared on his shorts.
Robin said Fred has never done anything with his hair. Fred said he never has. Howard said some guys dye it and it turns a strange reddish color. Robin said he has a nice silverish grey color. She said it doesn't always end up like that. Howard said it would be odd if he walked in with black hair. He said he may not even notice.
Howard took a call from a woman who asked how Robin is an expert on raising children. Howard said she's more qualified because she's looking at it from the outside. Robin said she was a pediatric nurse. She said she was also a child. The caller said she has to disagree with Robin on so many things. Robin said that's fine. Howard asked what she's wearing. The caller described what she was wearing. Howard said there you go. He asked if she was fully shaven. She said yes to that. The caller told him she's 59 and he said he has to go. The caller said he has the sexiest voice ever. Howard said that's very nice. He thanked her and let her go. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Oprah Winfrey falling on stage at one of these shows she's doing on her tour. Robin had some audio. Howard said she went down hard. He said he saw the video. He said it's funny she's talking about balance because she doesn't have balance in her life.
Robin read a story about the highest paid woman on TV being Judge Judy who makes about $50 million a year. Howard said he was offered a judge show. He said maybe he'll do it. Robin said Judge Judy is leaving the show after this year. Robin said she's going to start a new show though.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he loves the show and he thought the interview with Harry was great. He said the Hillary interview was great too. He said Michael Bloomberg should come in too. Howard did a live commercial read after that. Howard and Robin spent a little more time talking about Judge Judy after that.
Robin read a story about the deputies at the crash site for Kobe Bryant sharing photos of the crash site with people. Robin said Vanessa Bryant was feeling very violated by that.
Robin read a story about Miranda Lambert dating a NYPD officer and he just quit his job. Robin said he's going to work security for her on tour.
Robin read a story about J-Lo talking about how she and A-Rod aren't in any rush to get married. Howard said just date. He said it hasn't worked out for their other marriages.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he wouldn't want to be the kid of that woman who was disrespecting Robin earlier. Howard said Robin knows just as much about raising kids as she does.
Robin read a story about Paulina Porizkova is shocked that she was left out of Ric Ocasek's will. Howard asked why she'd be shocked. Robin had some audio of her talking about her shock at his betrayal. Howard said they were divorced. He said he's not going to leave her money. Gary said she claims that her modeling earnings were in their account together. Howard said she's entitled to that money then. He said Ric said that she had abandoned him in his last days. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Prince Andrew. She said that he's like the Sal of the royal family. Robin said he let a super model sit in the Queen's throne. Robin said that's like something Sal would do.
Howard took a call from Balls who said that he was blown away by the Harry Styles interview. He asked if they're going to post the Sledgehammer performance on the app. Howard said they will. He said they were fabulous to watch. Balls asked who of the Wack Pack he thinks he could beat up. Howard said he thinks Jeff the Drunk. He said he's not sure about Beetlejuice. He said he's not sure he could beat him up. He said he should be able to take him down. Balls asked about Sour Shoes. Howard said no way. He said Bigfoot would rape and eat him. He said he wouldn't bet on him in any fight.
Howard said he was watching Mike Tyson and some white dude doing a broadcast together. He said this white guy is huge. He said the interview was with Evander Holyfield and it was really interesting. He said they had Sugar Ray Leonard on too. He said the show is called Hotboxing with Mike Tyson. Howard said he could have kicked Eric the Actor's ass in a fight. He said he's not sure he cold take Hank the Dwarf. He said that guy was able to move.
Robin read a story about the Coronavirus and how BTS and Green Day have canceled tour dates in South Korea due to the Coronavirus. Robin said they say that Coronavirus may survive outside the body for up to 9 days. She said you should take precautions. Robin read about how Delta airlines will be suspending flights between JFK and Milan, Italy due to what's going on over there with Coronavirus.
Howard said Benjy just got out of surgery so he's on the phone. He said he fucked up his leg. Benjy said he's not supposed to be calling. He said he's supposed to just text. Howard said just hang up then. Benjy said he's just so excited. He said he's in the pediatric part of the hospital. He was laughing and giggling about the whole thing. Howard told him to go listen to the nurse. Howard told him to have the nurse pull the plug on him. Howard let him go. He said he fucked his leg up in some way last week. He said he had to go into surgery. Howard said Benjy says he tore his hamstring off the bone so they had to do surgery.
Howard took a call from Sour Shoes who was doing his Imus impression calling in from Heaven. Howard spent a short time with him on that.
Robin had some audio of government officials talking about the Coronavirus.
Robin read a story about how the stock market dropped a lot last week. She said that 36 billion was lost by the top 5 richest people in the world. Robin had some details about who lost how much.
Robin read a story about the Taliban negotiating to get back some of the prisoners we have locked up. Robin said Afghanistan isn't happy about the negotiations.
Robin read about Joe Biden having the win in the primaries in South Carolina. Robin said Mayor Pete dropped out of the race.
Robin read about The Invisible Man being number 1 at the box office over the weekend. Robin said Elizabeth Moss is in it. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:30am.
Howard started the show talking about the bad night he had last night thinking he had Coronavirus. He said he went to the gym and thought he got it from somewhere. He said his legs were achy and his throat was dry. He said he went to bed early and it was gone. He said Beth told him to get away from her. He said if he has it then she must have it too.
Howard talked about watching The Bachelor and how he tried to hold Beth's hand but she said if he has Coronavirus then don't touch her. He said if he has it then she's going to have it.
Howard said he was in bed by 6:30. He said he sleeps the Coronavirus out. He said he doesn't have time to get it. He said he knows he's going to. He said it's spreading in Manhattan. He said he has a bad attitude about it. Robin said he always goes to the worst case scenario.
Howard took a call from Bob the Doctor who said he was in China recently and the thing with the masks is that everyone is trying to buy them up. He said the purpose of them is to keep you from touching your face. He said gloves are useless too. He said people are still touching their face with the gloves. Howard said he's right. He said he can't do the show with a mask. The caller gave Howard some advice on what to do to avoid getting it.
Howard asked Bob why he was in China. Bob said his brother died and he was teaching English over there. He said he went over there in January. He said he was on a 777 that only had 13 passengers on it. Bob said he has been listening to Howard since he was on DC101. He said he was a cop back then. Howard said he's some guy going from being a cop to a doctor.
Howard said he's exhausted and he can't stat wiping down things in the studio. He said he thinks they have been doing that for him. Gary said every morning they do. Howard said they have 1000 people there and someone can wipe down.
Howard said he still thinks he has Coronavirus. He said he's fighting it off. Robin said your brain can make things happen. Howard said he wants to go home and get out of this.
Howard said he had a nightmare that he's had over and over. He said he's himself but for some reason he has to resort to getting a job at WLIR on Long Island. He said the jock before him is playing Purple Haze and he has to find the next record but the album runs out.
Howard said the record plays a soft song and then a song comes on where they sing about a blow job. He said he has to figure out how to get the commercials to play and all of that. He said he woke up sweating from this dream. He said he's had this dream before.
Howard talked about working out in the gym and how he's busy with the gel to get rid of the germs all the time. He said he wants to move to Montana and get 1000 acres for like $12. He said they're doing it all wrong living in Manhattan. He said he's all freaked out and he needs a break.
Robin asked if he called his health care professional to get tested. Howard said no. He said he's not sure what to do. Howard said he has to stay home and relax. Robin said he should get tested so they don't get sick. Howard said if he gets sick he wants everyone else to be sick.
Howard said he read his obituary and he had a long run on soap operas. He said he was on the Lone Ranger radio show. Robin said he played the Lone Ranger's nephew.
Howard said he read he was a head writer on a bunch of TV shows too. Howard went through his history and said he became a professor of acting at The Actors Studio. Howard said it got popular and they started televising it.
Howard said his big thing was bringing up Bernard Pivot who had a list of 10 questions he'd ask. Then he'd ask the actors those questions. Howard went through how that went with the actors. Howard played some clips from the show.
Howard played a bit they did with clips of Ronnie edited into the Inside the Actors Studio show.
Howard said Bernard Pivot is still alive and living in France. He said he's 84. Howard said he's on the phone. He took a call from fake Bernard. He talked to him about his list of 10 questions. Bernard was an angry guy calling Howard names. Howard hung up on him.
Howard said James was a nice guy. Robin said she used to see him at a Hamptons horse show.
A caller said he thinks he should retire. He said the fans want him around and he should retire. Robin asked how they can have him if he retires. The caller said they'll see him around on TV and things. Robin said maybe he can tour like Oprah. The caller said Tom Petty toured for his fans and look what happened to him.
Howard took a call from Fake Alex Jones who had some thoughts on Coronavirus. He had conspiracy theories about Coronavirus. He said he has a cure and he went into an ad for Herboforce X2. He had his Infowars theme clip that he kept playing. Howard said that reminds him of so many bad shows like that.
Howard took a call from a nurse who said that Howard is making things worse than they are. She said people using hand sanitizer is going to dry your skin and it's going to crack and make it as a portal of entry. She said just proceed as normal. She said having dry skin is bad for you too so don't use too much hand sanitizer.
Howard talked about an article he read and how they're saying if you get Coronavirus you should lay low and you should survive it. The caller said the radius for this is 6 feet and if someone is hacking around you and not covering their mouth then it's bad. She said avoid situations like that. She said the retarded flu is a different situation.
Sal came in and said that it must have been a slow news day. He said he was asked to make a public apology. Howard said that was one of their guys and they were fucking with him. He said they had so much fun with that.
Howard said they had to scam Sal. Sal said he has to sit down. Howard had some audio to play where they pranked Sal over this whole thing.
Howard played audio of Gary talking to Sal telling him to call this reporter. Sal didn't want to call but Gary convinced him it was a good idea. Howard also played audio of Sal calling the fake reporter and he was told they were going to put out another article about him if he didn't apologize. They told him they had a quote from the Mayor of Hollywood. Howard said that person doesn't exist.
Howard played some audio of Sal talking about his experiences with Asian people. Sal said he loves Chinese food and all types of Asian food. He said he has Asian friends and his friends on Wall Street were Asian.
Howard said he loves hearing Sal trying to dig himself out of a hole. He played another clip where Sal talked about his favorite Asians in Hollywood. It was Mr. Fuji and Mr. Saito the wrestlers.
Howard played a clip of Sal talking about his favorite Asians like Pat Morita. He played another one where Sal was talking about how many great Asians are in this country.
Howard said this clip is Sal making one of his apologies. He played the clip where Sal went into his long apology that sounds like he's making it up. Sal said he wasn't making it up. In the clip Sal said he won't just spew things off the top of his head. He said his intent is to make people smile. Howard said after 40 more apologies he'll have it down.
Howard said Sal is just saying the things that people are thinking there. He said Ronnie won't go to a Chinese restaurant. He said it's not just Ronnie because people really are avoiding those places.
Sal said he got linked to that band but he just saw a bunch of Asian people in the lobby and he was worried. He said we all have to play it safe.
Howard said Sal apologized to the make believe reporter. He said Richard left the microphone on after Sal got off the phone and Sal was pissed. Howard played a clip of Sal freaking out after the call. Sal tried to explain what he thinks will happen next after the article comes out. Howard said this reminds him of the Three Stooges.
Howard said Sal said he was done going on air forever. He played more audio of Sal talking about that.
Howard said Jason told him he gets why he doesn't let them talk to the press. He played another clip of Sal thinking his career is over after this.
A caller told Sal that he's a disgrace to the Italian race. He said that he's so dumb that he didn't even say George Takei is his favorite Asian. Sal said he should have. The caller said he's as dumb as his old man.
Howard said Chris Matthews was thrown off MSNBC. He said he was apparently saying some things to women there. He said he was also comparing Bernie Sanders to the Nazis. Howard said that's something like Sal would do. Sal said he'd never say anything like that. He said Bernie is old as shit and clueless so get him out. He said get Bloomberg in there. He said he cleaned up New York City and no one else ever did that. He said he thinks he could do a good job as President too.
Howard said Sal and Ronnie were representing the wrong things the other day. He asked if Sal is going to vote for Trump again. Sal said he'd like to see Bloomberg in there. He said the whole thing is difficult.
Howard took a call from Asian Pete clips. The guys were playing clips of Pete getting angry with them over Sal's comments.
Howard said Sal is a pisser. He said they got some emails about him too. Sal said they got the point. He said they can move on.
Howard read some show feedback about Harry Styles and played their ''Sledgehammer'' performance. He had some feedback about the new Rocky Pendergast call to the Cathi show. He read some email about Ronnie and his Chinese restaurant comments. Howard had some comments about his Ching Chong Charlie comment too.
Howard read some feedback about the woman who called in asking about if her son should go to China or not. People wrote in saying that she should keep him home.
A caller asked to hear the clips of Sal talking about Miss Howard Stern. Howard said Sal has suffered enough. He said he doesn't have time to get to it. The caller said maybe they'll play it on the Wrap Up Show.
Fred played the clip of Sal making his apology over those comments about the white woman with the black baby. Robin and Fred were laughing as that played.
Sal said he made a mistake and he learned from that. Howard said he heard that Jon Hein memorized that apology. Jon said he doesn't know it all but the first part of it is so great. He did his impression of the apology. Jon kept going with what he had memorized. Jon said that was the best.
Robin said what she learned is that you shouldn't drink if you don't want to have a baby. Howard asked if Jon did that from memory. Jon said some of it. Sal told him to memorize Weight Watchers.
Fred started to replay the apology but Sal got upset about it. Howard took a call from a woman who said Sal is a puss for crying about making apologies. She said just own up to it. Sal said he is. He argued with the caller for a short time.
Sal asked if Robin thinks he's racist. Robin said he has said some racist things. Howard said they had to lock Sal in an office with a door back there to keep him away from people. He let him leave after that. They played more of his apology clip. Howard said that's enough of that. He said Sal is kind of dopey. He went to break a short time later.
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Howard talked about what a weirdo he is. He said they did the obituary of this guy who had a band called Mazzy Star. He said he read about the guy, David Roback, who started the band and how he died. He said he read about the female singer in the band and he had to go look at her. He said he doesn't know why but he has to know if she's good looking.
Howard said they had a hit song called ''Fade Into You'' and he didn't really know it. He played the song for Robin. He said they say that this band was the precursor to Lana Del Ray and people who sing like that. Howard asked if Robin knows that song. She did.
Howard said the lead singer of the band was Hope Sandoval. He said he looked her up and saw that she was insanely hot. He said she was only like 5 feet tall. He said he Googled if she was fucking the guy who died. He said he had to know. Howard said people think his life is exciting but this is what he does all weekend.
Howard said he ended up watching videos of Hope Sandoval. He said he wasn't able to figure out if she was with the guy who died. He said he spent hours doing that.
Jon Hein said he thinks they did hook up. He said she was as quirky as he was. He said she wanted to sing in complete darkness so no one could see her on stage. Jon agreed that she's gorgeous. Jon said the guy founded 3 other bands in L.A. He said the guy didn't care that they had a hit song. He said he was a true artist.
Jon and Howard spent some time talking about who did what in the band and things like that.
Howard played more of their song ''Fade Into You.'' Howard said he doesn't even know if she can sing. He said he's not sure if he cares. Howard said maybe he should sing like her. He said he thinks he could do that. He asked Fred to write him a song like that.
Howard had a music bed and sang his own lyrics to the tune of ''Fade Into You.'' He had some lyrics about Sal and his racist comments. Howard said it seems easy to sing like that.
Howard said he looked at a lot of pictures of Hope but he didn't find any of her in bikinis or anything. He said she did wear provocative outfits on stage.
The guys brought in the lyrics for Howard to sing the real song. Howard said anyone can do that.
Howard said he heard this woman Savannah Outen on Coffee House radio. He said she was hot too. He played some of her performing a cover of ''Diamonds.'' Howard said she's good. He said she used to be on Disney. He said he had to know if she was hot or not. He said some of the shots weren't that hot but the more he dug in the hotter she got.
Howard said she'd be great to date. He said she tweeted that she saw a psychic and she was told she was going to have a great March. He said that's the kind of woman he wants to date. He said she only has 25,000 Instagram followers. He said she must bang her head into the wall every night. Howard read more of her tweets and said he has to follow her. She talked about how she unshrunk her favorite pants that she shrunk.
Howard took a call from a guy who said Mazzy Star sounds a lot like Billie Eilish. He said it's similar the way they sing. Howard said he saw something on Rolling Stone where they sat with Billie and Finneas and went through the details about how they created the song ''Bad Guy.'' He said they go around collecting sound effects. He said they had a street sign that made a strange sound and they put that in the song. He said it was really revealing. He said you can learn a lot from watching them do what they do. He said musicians should check that out.
Robin said she was in Australia and they were advertising a show where they use the song ''Bad Guy'' as a theme song. Robin also said a woman down there thought Billie was from Australia. Robin said she had to correct her.
Robin mentioned that she was having her nails done when that woman brought up Billie. Howard ended up talking about women getting their nails done and messing up the nails shortly after they're finished. Howard said Beth had them all ruined just minutes after getting them done.
Howard said he sees a lot of overweight people getting their nails done. He said why bother. He said they should be walking to the nail salon. Robin said let people do what they do and he can do his thing.
Howard said he was watching My 600 Pound Life and this 700 pound woman was getting her nails done. He said you have to prioritize. Robin said they have all kinds of designs.
Howard said Tan Mom pout out a new song. He said he will play that after a break. They went to break after that.
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Howard came back and said they have a new song from Tan Mom. He said the song is called ''Glossy.'' He said he has some behind the scenes audio to play. He said making a song with her is very intense. He said Tan Mom worked with Adam Barta again on this song. He said he tends to sing about 90 percent of the song. He played a little bit of her song ''Free 2 Be Me'' before getting to the new stuff.
Howard said they made a follow up record which was ''Money Maka'' and that didn't do quite as well. He played some of that.
Howard said everyone is asking if this will be like ''Free 2 Be Me'' or another ''Money Maka.'' He said they'll find out soon. He said he has some clips to play first.
Howard said Shuli and Memet went to visit Tan Mom when she recorded this song. He said she was supposed to be recording a Christmas song but it turned into Glossy.
Howard played some audio of Tan Mom talking about the song and what it's about. She was talking about where the song came from. Howard said she died and came back to life like Jesus. He said she said she died, came back and went to Disney.
Howard played a clip of Tan Mom talking about being operated on and how they had to break her ribs and crack her neck. Howard said she claims they did that because she had pneumonia. He had more audio of her talking about the pain she's in from the coma she was in. Tan Mom said they had to drain the whole side of her body from pneumonia. She said this went on for like 3 months. Howard asked if that made any sense. Robin said no. She said she's not sure why they'd have to cut her leg for pneumonia.
Howard said there was a lot of that before the recording started. Howard had Shuli come in to talk about this. Howard asked if he saw any evidence of her surgery. Shuli said not at all.
Howard played some audio of Tan Mom making up her song as she went along. She doesn't like to read lyrics so she makes it up as she goes along. Howard played the audio from the recording session. Tan Mom was making things up and then said she can't keep going. Adam kept singing.
Robin said she can't wait to hear the mix on this. Tan Mom was just talking during the song.
Howard said Adam tends to drown her out. Shuli said there are a lot of holes to fill up. He said he's just trying to fill those holes. He said the real magician there is the producer. Howard said the producer is Electro Point. He said he tried to give her guidance. He said she wasn't taking it. He had some audio of that discussion. The producer asked her to touch on her story about dying.
Howard said that's like asking her to make some sense. Howard said this went on for about an hour and then they thought they had enough. He said they went into post production while Tan Mom went to a beauty clinic. Howard said she wanted her face to be worked on before the song was released.
Shuli said she had a vampire face lift. Howard said this is where they take your blood and inject it back into your face. He had audio of Tan Mom consulting with the owner of that place. Tan Mom told her what she wanted to have done so her face would be even. The owner, Katrina, talked about doing a vampire facial. Howard described what that involves. It was a mechanical pen that has needles in it that presses the blood they put on your face into the skin. Shuli did his impression of Tan Mom talking about what she wanted done.
Howard said Tan Mom kept trying to say Katrina's last name but she wasn't able to get it right. Howard played a clip of her trying to say that. Katrina would tell her what it was and she'd forget before she was able to get it out.
Howard asked if she looked any different after. Shuli had the Tan Mom puppet working and had her reveal her look.
Howard had Tan Mom on the phone and asked if she's ready for her song to be debuted. Tan Mom ended up talking about her vampire facial and how that went. Howard asked why they had to open up her entire side if she had pneumonia. She just laughed. Robin asked why Shuli wasn't able to see her stitches if she was opened up. Tan Mom said she wasn't naked there.
Howard played some audio of Tan Mom getting her vampire facial. She thought that the machine was saying Memet's name while it was working. Howard played some audio of that. She calls Memet ''Lemet.''
Howard asked if the facial worked. Tan Mom said it did but it didn't last long. Howard played more audio of the machine doing its thing on her face. He said it sounds like a swarm of bees on her face.
Howard said they haven't shot a video yet. Tan Mom said she's going to do one that's all hippy and psychedelic. Shuli told him that she just had more surgery and just got out of the hospital. Tan Mom said she just had hip surgery.
Howard took a call from fake Katrina and accidentally hung up on Tan Mom. He had to get her back a short time later.
Howard said he's going to play the song now. Tan Mom said it's very funky and wild. She said it's odd but people are playing it at parties already. Howard played the song ''Glossy'' a short time later.
Howard said for the 30 seconds the song was on he forgot about the Coronavirus. He asked if she has another hit on her hands. He said he thinks she might. Robin said she thinks so too. Shuli did his impression of her singing some of the song. They talked about her singing about jerking off in the song. Howard asked if they're supposed to jerk off to her look. Tan Mom said yes.
Howard played more of the song and Shuli did more of his impression of her singing. Howard would play a little and laugh. Howard said it's fucking awesome.
Shuli said he told her that glossy rhymes with flossy so the next 4 takes she messed up from having flossy in her head. He said they got upset with him for telling her that. Howard had Shuli sing more. Shuli was making up his own lyrics for the song.
Howard played more of ''Glossy'' and they have her laughing a lot in the song. Shuli did a great impression of that. He did an impression of her singing about jerking off too.
Howard said Tan Mom would make a great Joker in the Batman movies. He came up with a story line for her.
Howard played more of the song while Shuli did his impression of Tan Mom. Shuli said she's like the human Autotune. Howard said if she did the song again today it would be completely different.
Howard played more of the song and Robin said Adam doesn't make much more sense than Tan Mom.
Howard asked if they cut anything out of the song or did they put it all in there. Tan Mom said of course they cleaned it up.
Howard played more of the song and asked Tan Mom what some of the lyrics were referring to. She wasn't really answering.
Howard had Adam Barta on the phone so he talked to him about the new song. Adam said they cut out so much from the song. He said she was very graphic with some of the things she was saying. Howard asked if he expects this to be a hit. Adam said they're just doing it for fun at this point.
Howard asked what the hardest part of working with Tan Mom is. Adam said it's the unpredictability.
Howard asked Tan Mom was upset when Adam took over. Tan Mom said not at all. Howard congratulated them on their new hit song ''Glossy.''
Howard congratulated Adam on getting Tan Mom in the studio again. He congratulated Tan Mom on her surgery and her vampire facial and all of that. Robin said she hopes next time she won't have been in the hospital. Howard asked when the video comes out. Adam said in the next month or so. Tan Mom was talking over him and trying to say hello to someone. She said hi to Leslie and Gary. Howard said plugs are the best when you can't understand them. Howard let Adam and Tan Mom go. He said you have to admire Adam for what he's able to do.
Howard took a call from a guy who said Shuli is amazing. He said they don't even need the Wack Pack. He said he loved when he did his Memet character. Shuli said he never did a Memet.
Howard had Shuli do more of his Tan Mom impression. Howard said what a life she has. He asked if the husband is still around. Shuli said he is. He said he pops in and out.
Howard said they have to put her on Love is Blind. He said that would be great. He took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said Tan Mom is great and she saw her at a Christmas show with Adam. She said they have to talk about the storage unit later. She said she gave him something but Howard hung up on her. He said he knows what she's talking about but he's sure no one else does. He said 2 weeks ago he was complaining about the stuff he has in storage. He said she was asking about something she sent. Howard said that's not interesting to the audience. Howard said he has to take a break and get to more updates like Gary the Conqueror. Robin said it was just his birthday. Howard said that's right. Shuli did more singing before they went to break. Howard said Fred created this bed that they're using. Shuli said it's great. They went to break after that.
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Howard said Trump just tweeted out about Mike Bloomberg but he misspelled a word. He said he tweeted out the word ''chocker'' instead of choker. He said if you goof on a guy you have to get the spelling right.
Howard said it's crazy what's going on in politics. Robin said it seems to be anyone but Bernie at this point. Howard said he agrees. He said Bernie was good to them but he doesn't think he'd be good competition for Trump.
Howard said he's worried about Bernie killing small businesses. He said he likes Biden and Bloomberg. He said that Warren is cuckoo too. Robin said Bernie is beating her in her own state. She wondered when she's going to get a clue.
Howard spent a little time talking about how great Michael Bloomberg was as mayor there. Robin said he made New York work. Howard said that ain't an easy job. Robin and Howard spent a couple of minutes talking about Super Tuesday.
Howard took a call from a guy who said his wife is thinking of going plant based. He said he has had some good plant based stuff. He said up in Canada they get the beyond meat at Costco. He said he still loves his juicy steaks though. Howard asked what he can do for him. He said he's getting sleepy. The caller asked how long he's been off red meat and does he miss it. Howard said he's been off it for years now. He said he's off poultry too. He said he doesn't miss it at all. He said he eats fish. He said he doesn't miss meat at all.
Howard told the caller to check out the Netflix special called Game Changers. He said that will change his mind about meat.
Howard said Samantha was up there the other day and she had a conversation with JD. He said it was as awkward as you'd think it was.
Howard played a clip of JD trying to talk to Samantha and he was barely able to get anything out. Howard asked Fred if he's ever heard anything like that. Howard said JD does a lot of grunting in this conversation.
Howard restarted the clip and Samantha said she thinks they could have a normal conversation. Howard said Samantha said that it was nice to see him and JD just said ''Uh, yeah.'' JD said he locks up and he can't say the things he's thinking.
Howard told JD he can just repeat what they say to him. He said give that a try. JD said he feels weird repeating back. Robin said that's a common thing. JD said he's not a common person.
Howard played the clip again and asked if he's nervous because she's a woman. JD said he wasn't sure if he should bring up what he saw. JD told her that he had seen a dead body on the way to the dinner she invited him to. He said the guy had just jumped off a building. Howard asked why he was laughing. JD said it was awkward.
Howard asked JD why he didn't talk about that dead body on this show. JD said he hasn't thought about it that much since. Howard asked if it haunts him. JD said it does. He said there was a lot of blood around the head. He said it's not every day you see a body that jumped off a building.
Howard played more of JD and Samatha's discussion about the dead body. JD asked Samantha a few questions and then said he had to go. Howard asked why he had to go so fast. JD said he can't sit there all day. JD said he thinks there was an edit there.
Robin asked if it was nice to see her. JD said it was. Robin said he could have told her that. JD said she's a Monday morning quarterback there.
Howard thanked JD for letting them record that. He said it was nice to hear. He said it would have been nice to hear about the dead body before. JD said this was a couple of years ago that he saw the body. He said he must have forgotten about it.
Howard said the most disturbing thing he ever saw on TV was this guy R. Bud Dwyer who shot himself in the head on TV. He said you could see the life leave him. He said that image never left him. He said it fucked him up.
JD talked about the body he saw and how it was laying there. He said he had to walk by to go where he was going. He said he thinks he probably jumped off the roof of a 6 story building or something. JD said he knew that it was being ''situated'' so he went on his way.
Howard asked if JD talked to anyone there at the scene. JD said he didn't. He said he just kept walking.
Howard asked if there's anything normal about JD. He said he thinks he would have stopped and had some kind of reaction. JD said he made sure someone was dealing with it. He said he would have called 911 if no one else had.
Howard asked JD about smelling a dead neighbor or something. JD said they did smell something funny and they found out weeks later that a woman had died in her apartment. JD said the smell was bad for like a week during the summer. Howard said JD is like a mumbley angel of death. JD said he sees people crying on the street a lot. Howard said take a look at yourself.
Howard said JD is the Grim Chuckler. Fred did his impression of JD for a short time. Howard said he's going to take a break and then get to news so he can get out of there and go home to worry about Coronavirus. Howard went to break a short time later.
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Howard and Fred talked about the old days there at WCCC. Howard said that the GM there was named Sy and he would always ask if he was taking the readings of the equipment. Howard said he didn't do it. He said he would just copy down what the previous DJ did.
Howard said he was under a lot of pressure there. He said he had to do all of this stuff and be funny on the air. He said he didn't know he needed a physics degree to work there.
Howard said these days no one has to deal with that. He said everyone can have a podcast. He said you just need a microphone and a recorder. Howard said he faked it all when he started out.
Howard said he studied with this guy Old Ray. He said he writes him every Christmas to say hello. He said that guy is retired now. He said he's still in West Virginia. He talked about the days working with Ray on getting his first class radio license. He said there were some other guys who were learning from Ray too.
Howard said there was this guy Ricky who passed his license test. He said he was dumb as a box of rocks. He said he didn't think Ricky would be able to pass. He did an impression of him and talked about how dumb he was. He said he once put him on the phone saying it was for him but it was Ricky's girlfriend.
Howard said he went to take his test and all of the hillbillies were there with him. He said they went in and the test looked like Chinese to him. He said Ricky was there picking his nose. He said he passed his test in 30 minutes into the test. He said they get the results and he passed with flying colors. Robin asked how that happens. Howard said there was a theory that they paid off the FCC. Howard said no one was sure how he passed.
Howard said he got his first class license but then the FCC did away with it. He said his dad told him to keep it updated. Howard said his license is hanging on the wall there. He said he didn't even know that. He said he did work hard for it. He said he had to study for 6 weeks with those hillbillies. The guys brought the license in. Howard said that's his diploma actually. He said it's signed by Old Ray. Robin asked what the license looks like. Howard said it was a big piece of paper. He said no one cared what it was.
Howard said he ended up becoming a teacher for the license. He said the people he taught all passed. He said they were grateful. Howard said he's like a radio genius.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked when he applied to WBLM in Maine. Howard said it was in 1975 or 76. He said J.J. Jeffries told him he sucked and didn't give him a job. Howard said that guy was a big deal. The caller said the station is still there and they do a great job.
Howard said he was shocked they didn't give him a job up there. He spent a couple of minutes talking about what it was like going in for that interview. He did an impression of that guy J.J. who had a really deep voice.
Howard said his dad told him he was terrible. He said he listened to his tape and said it was horrible. He did his impression of his dad talking to him about that.
Howard said his dad gave his tape to this guy Larry Miller who was a big radio guy. He said he never heard a word about it. He said his dad was embarrassed by that. He said it was too early for him to be giving out his tapes. Robin said he was just young and green.
Howard took a call from a woman who asked how many stations he was at are still in the same format. Howard said he'd have to guess zero. He said he knew the stations would crumble when he left terrestrial radio. He said they have. He said he doesn't think any are left doing the same format.
Robin read a story about how Jeff Bezos bought a home in California for $165 million. Howard said the guy has billions so why not? He said it has to be wild to plunk down cash for something like that. Robin said the house has its own 18 hole golf course.
Robin read a story about the stock market shooting up yesterday and going up in ways that it never has before.
Robin read a story about the next Bachelorette being chosen. Howard said he doesn't know her. He said Beth is upset with him over that. He said he's supposed to know. He said he read that she's been on the show 5 times already. Robin said she's 38. Robin had some audio of the new Bachelorette Clare Crawley. Howard said he really doesn't know her. He did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about how there are no more pay phones in New York City. She said there's a ban on plastic bags that went into effect this week too. Howard said he hopes they ban balloons next. He said they all end up in the ocean.
Robin said she has to thank Sam Smith. She said that he's saying it's okay when people trip up on the pronouns that are supposed to be used for the LGBTQ community. Robin said as long as they try to correct themselves it's fine. Robin said people get upset when they don't use it and they shouldn't. Robin had Howard play a little bit of one of his songs. She said that Sam is binary but she's not sure what his pronoun is. She said maybe it's they. Robin had Howard play some audio of Sam talking about that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said they go out fishing and you see balloons out in the ocean all the time. Howard said a balloon is useless. Howard said this guy lives on the ocean and knows what's happening.
Robin read a story about Chris Matthews announcing his retirement on his show yesterday. Robin had some audio of him making that announcement. Robin said he's 74 years old at this point. She said they may usher them out at some point too. Howard said he was entertained by Chris.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who said that he watched Chris every night and he got sad when he made that announcement. Howard said he's shocked that King watches that guy. Howard said there was an article about Chris leaving and Maureen Callahan pointed out that other people have lied and done things on their shows and they weren't forced to leave. Howard and King spent a couple of minutes talking about the story. Gary came in with some information on the story too. Robin had audio of Chris for Howard to play. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about the pope getting ill and being tested for Coronavirus. Robin said he tested negative for the Coronavirus.
Robin asked if someone is giving up meat for lent can they eat the impossible burger. Howard said yes but Robin didn't think so because it's about giving up something you love.
Robin read a story about Marie Osmond who said she's not leaving any money to her kids in her will. She had some audio of her making that announcement on The View. She said she's going to give her money to charity. Howard said her kids must hate her.
Robin read a story about an Oklahoma Christian university who sent a recruiter to a school and they asked the kids to line up darkest to lightest. She said anyone with nappy hair had to stand in the back. Howard asked if those degrees are real if you go to a Christian university. Robin said of course they are.
Robin read a story about Spike Lee getting into an argument at Madison Square Garden when he was told not to enter through an employee entrance. Robin had some audio of him yelling about how he was not told about that. Gary said they claim that he has been told before not to use that entrance. Howard asked why he would use that instead of the VIP entrance. Gary said they don't explain that in the article. Howard did a live commercial read after that. Howard spent a little more time talking about Spike and wondered why he wouldn't just listen to them and go. He said he just stands there yelling. Howard said they should have had him stand there through the whole game. Fred kept playing the clip of Spike yelling ''No one told me!'' Gary said Spike was told he had to get off the elevator and he refused. He said then they sent that elevator to security. Howard said just go to the right entrance and the problem is solved. He said it's so childish. Gary said security asked him to go back in the correct entrance and he said no. He said it looks like they let him in.
Robin read a story about Joe Biden getting endorsements from Beto O'Rourke, Pete Buttigieg and Amy Klobuchar. Robin had some audio clips for Howard to play.
Robin read a story about Flavor Flav being thrown out of Public Enemy after he said he didn't want his music being used by Bernie Sanders. Robin said Chuck D is a supporter of Bernie's so they threw Flav out of the group. Robin had some of their music for Howard to play.
Robin read a story about Ozzy Osbourne having the number 1 album in Great Britain. Robin said he's still a powerhouse in music. Howard said he believes he's the first guy with Parkinson's to have a number 1 hit.
Robin read a story about the Surgeon General saying that he visited Connecticut yesterday to see how they're doing with the Coronavirus. Robin had some audio of him talking about how he thinks they're ready to handle it. Robin said there are two cases in Georgia and those people are in isolation. Robin said Twitter is asking their employees to work from home to avoid Coronavirus. Robin said they're using Coronavirus as a crime fighting tool and calling people to come in for a check and arresting criminals when they show up. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:30am.
Howard started the show talking about how you can't start the primaries in Iowa. He said it shows how far off they are. He said Joe Biden was almost dead out there and he could have gotten out. He said it's too lily white there. He said it's not a good representation of America. He said they had it all wrong.
Howard said he's pleased that he isn't crazy. He said Bernie is a good dude but he's not all that electable. He said Biden is a more sensible candidate. He said if you don't like Trump then you might vote for Biden.
Howard said if he was advising Biden he'd just tell him that he should say he's going to return things to normal and have doctors in charge of the Coronavirus, not the Vice President.
Howard said they have to get things going as normal so you can sleep at night and not hear wacky shit. He said congratulations to Biden on his big win. Robin said she thinks it has to be Biden. She said Bernie isn't going to win. She said there's a big rift in the party over the generations.
Howard took a call from Mike in Maine who he called Bubba's boyfriend. Mike said he's not a democrat, he's a green party kind of guy. Howard said he's independent. Mike said he thinks Biden is the most terrible candidate they could choose. He went over some of the stuff that he doesn't like. Howard and Mike spent a little time going back and forth about that. Howard got frustrated and hung up on Mike.
Howard said he's no expert and he's just giving his opinion. He said get the fuck over it if you don't like it. He said it seems that people are agreeing with him based on what happened last night.
Howard said Gary Dell'Abate rides on the same train as the guy who tested positive or Coronavirus. Howard asked if he's going to get tested. Gary said it's not the same train, it's the same line. He said other people take the same line and are they going to get tested? Howard asked how he knows it's not the same train. Gary said he doesn't know. He said he's not opposed to testing.
Howard said he put on gloves this morning to keep from getting Coronavirus. He said he's exhausted already from it. He said he was picking his nose last night and he has to think through everything. He said he did wash his hands before doing that. Howard said he asked his doctor what he's doing about Coronavirus and he didn't answer.
Howard took a call from a woman who said the democratic party does need to find someone who is middle of the road to run against Trump. Howard and the caller spent a couple of minutes talking about that. Howard said we need to rebuild the government that's been taken apart by Trump. He said they have to rebuild the FBI and CIA and all of that. Howard said Biden has to get out there and tell it like it is with Trump and just say they know he fucked a porn star. He said just debate nonsense because that's what people are into. He said he'd just stand there and remind people about Trump University and things like that. He said he wouldn't even listen to the commentators. He said he'd just ask questions about pussy grabbing and all of that.
Howard said no one pays attention to what the other person is saying. He said he goes on talk shows and doesn't answer the questions. Howard said Trump knows how to debate. He said it's like an art form.
A caller said she agrees with Howard and she's upset that Bloomberg didn't do well. Howard said he would have been a great candidate. He said that debate really killed him though. Howard said he would be a fabulous president. He said he's a rational adult. The caller said she thinks this is going to be 2016 all over again. Howard said he doesn't think so. He said the difference is that Donald has to defend his record. He said Biden is a man and Hillary was a woman. He said the black voters didn't like Hillary either. He said they don't like Trump either. The caller said they have to get Trump out.
Howard said he hopes that Bernie endorses Biden. He said he was really mean to Hillary. He said he thinks he should rethink all of that. He said there's still a ways to go. He said if Biden gets the nomination then Bernie should go out and push for him.
Howard said he hopes this shuts up everyone who says the billionaires can buy the election. He said they didn't. He said he has no problem with that but they can't buy the election.
Howard said they have Underdog and Gary the Conqueror updates coming up today. He took a call from a guy who said that Mike Bloomberg did the same thing with his tax returns that Trump did. Howard said he did not. He said he did release his taxes. He said guys like Trump and Bloomberg do business all over the world and they have to pay taxes all over. Howard said Bloomberg says he will release his and he's working on them. He said he just needed a couple more weeks and not 7 years like Trump.
The caller asked why he's against tax cuts. Howard said he's not. He said he has paid more taxes in the past 4 years than he did under Obama. He asked how you explain that. Howard said we don't have infrastructure and they're paying more taxes. He said he's not for it if they're not going to fix all of that.
Howard said he's done with politics. He said go call the POTUS channel. The caller said take it easy on republicans. Howard said he's voted for republicans. He told the guy to shut the fuck up and hung up on him. He said don't come to him for political opinions.
Howard said he asked Bobo to write a paper about Nixon and he spelled his name ''Nickson.''
Howard brought up Uncle Floyd and spent a minute talking about how great he was. He wondered if Loony Skip Rooney is still alive.
Howard asked Bobo if he got those lesions taken off his head. Bobo said he did and they had to laser them off. He said it was really painful but it's all good now.
Bobo asked Robin if she would ever publish a photo book about her travel over the years. Fred played him off with a song parody. Howard asked Robin if she would ever publish a book about her travels. Robin said no.
Howard asked who would buy that. Bobo said all the fans would. Howard said think about it. He asked what you could see where Robin went. He said you'd say you've seen that already. He said she's not a photographer.
Howard said he can tell the story about how they got Robin's news theme song when she went on a trip to Guatemala. He asked if Bobo would like to hear that. Bobo said sure. Howard and Fred did their impressions of Bobo asking questions. They sounded like Elmer Fudd the whole time.
Howard told the story about Robin going to Guatemala for a vacation and how she found that music they use for her news theme. Howard said it's the 10th anniversary of the theme song. He said she was there in 2010. Howard played some clips from that trip since Robin did a video blog while she was down there.
Howard played the clip of the parade where Robin found that music. Howard said he knew it was going to be her news theme as soon as that played on the show back in 2010. He played a clip from that day when he said it was going to be the theme.
Howard went through the history of Robin's news theme music. He had her theme from back in the 90s. Fred found it on a CD of stock music. Howard said Ham Hands Bill wrote a song parody to that theme. He said he won a Jetski and they didn't know he was in a wheelchair when they gave that to him. Howard played Bill's song parody about Robin and her father molesting her.
Howard went through more history of Robin's news theme. He had some of the songs that they went through over the years. He had the ''How's Your News'' theme and some others that they used. Howard said they tried to get that group on the show but the people who handled them didn't think that was a good idea.
Bobo sniffed as if to let them know he was still on the line. Howard asked if that answers his question. Bobo said yes it does. Bobo brought up the photo book again. Howard said she'll do it just for him.
Howard and Fred did their impressions of Bobo again and goofed on him for a couple of minutes.
Howard asked where Robin recoded her video blog. Bobo said it was Guatemala. Howard said very good. Bobo asked who the gatekeeper is for the Twitter account. He said they don't follow him on Twitter. Howard asked why he cares. Bobo said they follow all of the other Wack Packers and even Wolfie. Howard said he has nothing to do with that. Howard said they have someone to keep tabs on Bobo. He said that's up to Shuli. He said he got a note from the guys saying that his name on Twitter is an ad for his Cameo.
Gary said they follow Eric the Actor and he's been dead for years. He said they don't follow everyone. He said they didn't decide not to follow Bobo. Gary said maybe they'll hear him today and follow him. He said they have a social media team there that takes care of that.
Bobo said he didn't even notice that they don't follow him. He said he checked the other day and now he knows. Howard asked who would care. He let Bobo go after that. He said he didn't want to say it on the air but he thinks the staff just doesn't like Bobo and they don't care what he's up to.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he loves Robin. He said never change. Howard said just call in and say you love Howard. The caller said he was upset about saying Robin isn't an expert photographer. He said she's an expert at everything. Howard said he's right.
Howard said his sister has turned into some photographer. He said she's won some competitions. He said she goes all over the world doing photography. He said she could put out a picture book. He said Robin could put her name on that book.
Howard said the problem is that everyone is a photographer now. He said everyone is using their cell phones to take wedding photos so the wedding photo business is dying.
Howard said he likes painting better. He said most people can't paint. He said it's like having a super power. He said he got up this morning and just wanted to draw. He said he came there instead.
A caller said he can't stand Bobo and the way he leaches on to the show. He said come on with the Instagram thing. Howard said he listens to the show and thinks he's entitled to all kinds of perks. Howard said he likes Elephant Boy because he never does anything like that. Gary said he's pretty good but he has asked for stuff. He said he's very easy to deal with and a great guy overall.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that everyone who follows Bobo should unfollow him to teach him a lesson. Howard said that would kill him. Howard asked how many people he has following him. Gary said 55,000. Howard said they should do it just as a goof. Howard asked if he started the #UnfollowBobo2020 movement. The caller said he's going to start. Gary said it has started already. He said everyone in the office is starting to unfollow him.
Howard said imagine Bobo free social media. The caller said Bobo shot himself in the foot on this one. Howard said John is the father of the unfollow movement. The caller said this is the first time he got through so this is a good start. Robin said March 4th was the big day that John started this movement. Howard told the guys to hold on to John's number in case they have to have an anniversary celebration.
Gary said Shuli came in and asked if he has to follow him. He said he did tell him he has to keep following him because that's his job.
Howard said Bobo has already lost 100 followers. Gary said Sal and Nowicki have already unfollowed. He said they came up with the idea to screen shot your unfollow.
Howard said get Bobo back on the phone. Gary said Mariann unfollowed him so that's the dagger in the heart.
Gary said he's getting Bobo on the line now. Howard had him on the line a few seconds later. Howard broke the news to him that a caller suggested unfollowing him on Twitter. Bobo didn't know about it. Bobo said get out of here. Gary said he's already down 200 in a minute. Bobo said this is a travesty. He said his head is going to explode.
Bobo said he was trying to make a point and he wasn't asking them to follow. Howard said he feels bad for him but there's nothing he can do. Bobo said Howard can turn it around now. Robin said everyone there is unfollowing him. Howard said it would be funny if he had zero followers.
Howard said he's losing followers quickly. He was down 300. Bobo said they have to put a stop to this. Bobo said he wasn't demanding that hey follow him. Gary said he has a sense of entitlement when he calls in.
Ronnie came in and said he can't unfollow Bobo because he's using a Blackberry and he can't use regular Twitter.
Gary said now people are following Bobo and then immediately unfollowing him. Howard said he's down 500 followers. Gary said the west coast is still sleeping. He said just wait until they wake up and hear this. Bobo said Howard has to stop this movement. Howard said this is Super Stupid Wednesday. Bobo said he's not feeling good about this. Bobo said they have to stop this.
Howard said now he's down 600 people. Bobo said please tell everyone to stop. Howard told people to follow Bobo. Robin said John started a movement and they wanted him to know what's happening. Bobo said this is awful.
Robin said she supports all of this. Bobo was freaking out as Howard announced how he lost 700 people already.
Mariann from Brooklyn called in and said that she unfollowed him and she wants to teach him that he's not above the rest of them. She said she tells him that all the time. Howard said he's losing support faster than Bloomberg.
Howard said he's now down by 900. He said his dream is to be verified by Twitter. He said he'll never get it with this. Bobo said how dare they do this to him. Mariann said he thinks he's the king of all Stern Show fans. Bobo said that's not true. Mariann asked her followers to unfollow Bobo today. She said she wants him to have zero point zero followers. Howard said people are turning on Bobo faster than Harvey Weinstein. He said he's losing 10 followers per second.
Bobo said that Mariann is like a sheep in sheep's clothing. Howard questioned how that works. He said that's not the phrase. He said the correct phrase is a wolf in sheep's clothing. Bobo said he's never heard that.
Gary said Jerry O'Connell just unfollowed Bobo and tweeted out to his 125,000 followers to do the same. Howard said he's only down by 1100 so far. Bobo said this is just minutes into the whole thing.
Howard said having Twitter followers means nothing. He said just look on the sunny side of the sun. He said it's like sheep in sheep's clothing.
Howard had John back on the phone. He's the one who started this movement. Bobo asked him why he started this. John said he's sick of hearing his Cameo plugs and it was petty to call in like that. Bobo said he respects that but he didn't demand anything. He said he was just asking why they didn't follow him. He said he's not just a random caller. He said he's been calling a long time. John said he didn't think this would work but it did.
Howard said he has good and bad news. He said the bad news is he's down 1200 followers. He said the good news is that Michael Rapaport doesn't support the unfollow movement.
Bobo asked John to put an end to this. John said he didn't demand that people do it. He said it's working though so keep it going.
A caller from the west coast called in and said they are listening and dropping Bobo like a wet fart in Calgary, Alberta. Bobo asked Robin to make a plea for people to stop this. Robin said people are doing this on their own accord. She said it took off as soon as John said it.
The caller said that this is what Bobo needs. He said all of the fans are hard ass working people and this guy is an inconsiderate fuck. Bobo said come on. He said he's not inconsiderate.
Howard said Bobo is down 1300 followers. He said he has a popular guy like Rapaport supporting him.
Howard said Jerry O'Connell felt bad and now he's re-following him. He said he got Jerry back. Bobo said that's great.
Howard took a call from fake Jim Meyer from SiriusXM who said this is the best thing to happen since the merger. He said all employees have to unfollow Bobo or they're fired. Howard spent a minute with him and Bobo was begging him not to do this. He said he pays his bill.
Howard said this is spreading faster than the Coronavirus. Howard had Michael Rapaport on the line. Michael said this guy John should get a fucking life. He said Mariann has to calm herself down. He said this is what goes on in the back room there. He said they treat people like shit back there.
Howard asked everyone to calm down. He asked Michael where he stands on the Spike Lee controversy. They spent a minute talking about that.
Howard said Bobo is down 1400 followers now. Gary said that Nikki Glaser says she's going to keep following Bobo. King of All Blacks is unfollowing him. Gary said Jeff the Drunk has never followed him and never will.
A caller said he followed and then unfollowed Bobo just to feel the thrill of unfollowing him.
Gary said there are a lot of people who are upset that they were blocked by Bobo before this even happened. Gary asked if he will unblock them to get more followers. Bobo said he blocked them for a reason. He said he can't open those floodgates.
A caller said he's been listening to the show since the 90s and today he feels truly happy about this. He said it's like how he felt with the birth of his children. He said Bobo uses the show and he's not a superfan. He said he doesn't follow him now but he thinks that he's going to follow and then unfollow him today.
Bobo said this has really gone awry or a-ray or whatever they say. He said they have to stop the bleeding.
Howard said he has to take a break but he has another update. He said he is getting a lot of air time today. Gary said the update is that there's a leveling off of the unfollows. He said the West coast hasn't gotten up yet though.
Howard said Richard Christy's mother in law just unfollowed Bobo. He said she's very much middle of the road and mainstream. He said that shows how the rest of the country is going to vote.
Howard said he's stuck at 53,250 and the numbers keep fluctuating up and down. Bobo said press the button in the elevator and get it back up.
Bobo said he's not sure what's worse, this or losing his hair. Bobo kept moving the phone away from his mouth. Bobo said he has it right in his mouth. Bobo said he has a higher IQ than he tested. Howard said they can test him again if he wants. Bobo said he'll do that.
Howard said he has to take a break. He said this could go on all morning. He said it really could be something going on all morning. Howard said he wanted to break the news to Bobo today. Howard said he's only down by 1500 followers. He said it's sort of leveled off. He said they'll see if he can win them back.
Gary said the staff that unfollowed him were Sal, Steve and Chris. He said Ralph also unfollowed. Jason never did and neither did Will.
Gary said the good news is that Joey Boots and Nicole Bass still follow Bobo and the can't unfollow him because they're dead.
Howard said maybe if he did a commercial and let them know what they'll be missing out on will help. Bobo said you have to follow him or you'll miss out on the important things on the show. He said he may put out something funny. Robin said yeah, keep waiting.
Ronnie said he'll keep following Bobo because he doesn't know how to do it with his Blackberry.
Howard said Bobo is now down 1600 followers. He took a call from Ralph who said he's starting a new movement so you can pin it to your page so everyone sees that you've unfollowed him. Bobo said he's been a fan of Ralph's for years. He said he would never do this to him.
Gary said he thinks this is big. He said a major celebrity has come out in support of Bobo. He said John Stamos is now following Bobo. Robin asked what's wrong with him. Howard said this is what they call ''Liberal Hollywood.'' Ralph said he's going to call him and change his mind.
Howard said he has to sum it up. He said Bobo is down to 53,000 from 54.6k. He said that the country is divided over this. He said if they do unfollow you then they weren't real fans. Howard asked what Jimmy Kimmel will do. Bobo said Jimmy likes him. Robin said he is very Hollywood. Howard said all of the country is trying to decide what to do with his Twitter account. He said they should know by Monday. Robin said maybe all of these celebrities are doing him harm by following him. She said the celebrities are hurting Bobo and they should drop him. Bobo said come on Robin. Howard said he's going to be following this all weekend. Howard let Bobo go and went to break a short time later.
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Howard came back and said Bobo is now down 1700 followers. He said that's a quick hit.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who shocked the world with her announcement that she's unfollowed Bobo. Mariann said Michael Rapaport is calling her a kook on Twitter. She said she has backed him up in the past. She wanted to go toe to toe with him so she could rip him a new one. Howard said now Mariann wants people to unfollow Michael. Mariann said she's the voice of reason. She was screaming all of this. Howard said that they'll have to see where this ends up. Howard let Mariann keep screaming for a minute.
Howard said people are debating this issue. He said they're working through it. He said he's down 1700 followers pretty rapidly. Howard said Harvey Weinstein didn't lose that many followers that rapidly. He said Bill Cosby didn't lose them that fast.
Howard took a call from a guy who said this is what they needed to distract them from everything. He said Howard is the best. Howard asked if the caller is going to unfollow him. He said he's up in the air about it. He said he might be on the Mariann side but Bobo is a nice guy.
Howard said Bobo is down by 1800 now. He took a call from a guy who suggested that they have Jimmy Kimmel make an announcement to unfollow him on his TV show. Robin said if he does that she'll make a donation to Jimmy's charity. Howard said it might be that heart surgery charity.
Howard said he has a really dumb phony phone call to play. He said he has an update on Gary the Conqueror and Underdog Woman too. He said he has to take a break first.
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Howard came back and said Bobo is down 1800 followers. He said John started the Hashtag #UnfollowBobo. He said now a war has broken out between Mariann and Rapaport. He said Ralph is on the phone with Stamos.
Howard had Mariann on the phone to debate with Michael Rapaport. Michael started to talk and Mariann started to yell at him immediately. Howard let the two of them argue for a short time. Mariann was saying she never brought up his name so why is he bringing her up. Michael said this woman is trying to take away food from Bobo's mouth. Mariann wasn't letting him talk even though Howard asked her to let him. Michael said she's mean spirited.
Howard said Bobo is now down 1900 followers. Mariann cheered that number. She said she's minding her own business and he's picking on her. Michael said she's an abusive mother. Michael called her a kook. Mariann kept screaming at him. She said this is war.
Howard tried to talk to Michael but Mariann was screaming the whole time. Howard gave up and let them both go.
Ralph called in and said he called Stamos and told him that Jerry O'Connell is sporting Bobo so he pulled right over and unfollowed him.
Howard had some updates on people who have unfollowed him. Howard thanked Ralph for the call and let him go.
Howard said this is the big story of the day. He said Robin is in the Unfollow camp. Robin said it's so much fun.
A caller said that he endorses Robin for the unfollow. He said it's gays for Robin. Howard thanked him for the call and let him go. Howard said he'll give more updates as they go along today.
Howard played the clip and Jack and Rod got a guy on the phone to play their game. They told the caller that Howard was acting out a charade and he had to figure out what it was. He couldn't see anything though. The guy guessed but got it wrong of course. Howard was doing Gone with the Wind and the caller guessed E.T. They tried another one but the guy didn't have a guess. Howard went to break after the bit was over.
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Gary said he has a couple of updates. Howard said this is about Bobo. Gary said Medicated Pete has unfollowed Bobo. He said now he's down by 2000 people. Gary said Richard's mother in law is going to use her Peloton class to ask people to unfollow him. He said she's going to use the leader board to ask people to do that. Howard said he didn't know that you could do that.
Gary said Wolfie has also unfollowed Bobo. Howard said he'd like to know what Trump is going to do. Gary said JD just told him that Bobo tweeted out a cease and desist on this movement.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who said he unfollowed him too. He said he just had to. He said he's encouraging all black people to unfollow him. Howard said look what the black community did for Biden. He said being black is the big thing all the sudden.
Gary had another update. He said Michael Rapaport tweeted at Mariann that he just gained followers. Howard said wow. King said he is not playing but he has to get a pair of AirPod Pros. Howard said that's the new ones. He said he has those. He actually has Beats. King said the new ones are great. He said they were $275. He said they have ear tips that are different sizes. He said you can go to your phone and they tell you if they're in right.
Howard asked if they have a wire to keep them around your neck. King said no. Howard said he doesn't like the AirPods. He said they fall out all the time. He said if they come out you have to put them in the right way. He said he has Beats with the noise canceling and a wire so they dangle around your neck. King asked what color he has. Howard said they're black. King said he knew it. He said everything he has is black other than someone in his house. Howard hung up on him after that. Howard said he has nothing but black people over to his house.
Howard asked how old she thinks Gary is. Robin guessed 60. Howard said Gary is 68. In leap years he's only 17. Howard said in honor of his special day he wanted to update you. He said he has his own YouTube channel now. He said he has up to 80 videos. Robin asked what he does. Howard said usually he's just sitting in a chair. He said his handler, Bob, will ask him questions. He said Gary can't read so Bob reads to him.
Howard said JD told him the videos are very boring so he had to go through them. He said they're almost impossible to get through. JD said you can't really see Gary because he's in the shadows. JD said they're really long too. He said they're like an hour and a half.
Howard asked what was worse, Eric the Actor or Gary the Conqueror videos. JD said he'd say Eric was interesting to look at and he emoted. Howard asked if any Wack Packer has put out a good show. JD said High Pitch Erik had an interesting live stream. Howard said he did masturbate and stuff. JD said the guy who ran it would fuck with him in the middle of the night. Howard said people would send the cops to his apartment.
Howard asked if Jeff the Drunk does anything good. JD said not really. He said he does private chats and stuff now.
Howard said these clips are from Gary's YouTube channel. He said it's hard to get anything out of Gary. He answers with ''I don't know'' with many of the answers. He played some audio of Gary answering with ''I don't know.''
Howard had a compilation of Gary coughing and burping clips from his shows. Howard said there are 80 videos of this.
Howard said Gary wanted to stop the show to watch a TV show. He played a clip of Gary talking about how he had to stop so he could watch that show.
Howard said Gary has a tick and he has to say ''Yep'' a lot. He said it's like a tick he has now. He played a compilation of those ''Yep'' ticks that Gary has. There were quite a few.
Howard said they should replace Judge Judy with Gary. He said there were a lot of technical difficulties too. He said Gary sounded like a chipmunk at one point. He played a clip of that. JD said he thinks Bob just doesn't know how to work the equipment. Howard took a call from fake Gary and Bob but that didn't last long. He hung up on them pretty quickly.
Wolfie called in and said fuck Bobo. He said he's all for this unfollowing. Howard said Wolfie went out to do some interviews at a Cock and Ball torture event. Wolfie said this audio is incredible. He said he won't believe what these guys endure. He said they take a pounding and it's not just a quick thing. He said it goes on and on. He said the stories they tell will make you throw up.
Howard asked if it was men or women abusing the men. Wolfie said it was split. He said there are guys who like it on different levels. He said the guys look like they're in pain but about to cum. He said it's crazy. Howard said he can't wait to hear that report.
Howard asked if Gary has a count on Bobo. Gary said it's 2300 now. Robin said it doesn't take long for another thousand to drop.
Wolfie said that Bobo mentioned his name this morning about the people they follow. He said it annoys him and it's time to punish him. Howard asked when his latest report will be ready. Wolfie said it's coming soon.
Gary said he has some breaking news. Howard asked if he should have Bobo on the phone. Gary said he'd like that. Howard said last they checked they were at 2300 followers down.
Howard got Bobo on the phone and Gary broke the news that Nikki Glaser has changed her vote and she's unfollowed Bobo. Gary said she's there in the green room if he wants to talk to her. Howard had him bring her in.
Nikki Glaser came in and Howard talked about how she's known for sleeping with Bobby Bones. He said he was thinking about how hot she is. He asked her about who she'd like to be with. Nikki was trying to come up with someone. Howard said maybe Harry Styles. Nikki said they were so great with him. She said in a heartbeat she'd be with him. Robin said maybe Jake Gyllenhaal. Nikki said she saw him at Amy Schumer's wedding but she wasn't able to make eye contact.
Robin asked if Adam Driver is married. Howard said she could handle that. He said he thinks he likes giving anal too. Nikki said guys don't want to date someone who is open about that stuff.
Howard said she is going to talk. Nikki said she is going to talk about herself but she won't go after them unless they really hurt her. Howard asked if she hooked up with Blake Griffin. Nikki said she never did. She said he said he would reach out to her if he came to New York. She said he must not have come there in over a year.
Howard asked Nikki who she's got her eye on. He said Mark the Bagger wanted her. Nikki said she likes a guy who she went on a date with. She said they lightly hooked up. She said he did some fingering. She said guys are really bad at that. Nikki gave some advice on what guys should do there. She said she likes something hard on her clit and she likes a curved finger inside of her.
Nikki told a story about this comedian she dated who fingered her recently. She said he took his dick out and she told him to put it away because he hadn't earned it yet. Howard said she should date Pete Davidson. Nikki said she would in a second.
Howard went over what happened with Bobo this morning and asked why Nikki was feeling for Bobo. Nikki said she knew what he was feeling and she felt bad for him and his family.
Howard asked if she unfollowed him. She said she did but then she followed him again. She said she's trying to figure out if he has anything worth looking at. She said there is no reason to look at his feed. She said he spelled cease and desist correctly and you know he said something differently when he was drafting it. Bobo said he just came out with that.
Howard said he is going to give an update now. He asked if Bobo is sitting down. Bobo said he is. Howard let him know that he's down 2500 followers. Bobo said this is bad. He said it's a travesty in the Howard Stern world.
Howard said Nikki is going to keep following him. Nikki said for now. She said she keeps going back and forth.
Nikki said to keep following him she wants him to give original posts and not just retweets. Howard said she has a good point. He said she likes the guy who makes mistakes. Bobo said he has to be organic. Howard said just spell the way he thinks it's spelled and go with it. Nikki said if he does that she'll keep following him.
Howard had Lenny Dykstra clips on the phone and the guys had Lenny telling Nikki what he would do to her. Nikki said that's gross. Howard let her know that wasn't really him after he hung up.
Jeff the Drunk called in and said he'd like to gargle with her pussy juice as well. Nikki said it sounds like he already is. Howard let him go after that.
Howard said Nikki is supporting Bobo as of right now. Nikki said he has to work on his account and come up with his own stuff.
Howard took a call from a guy who said they have to unfollow Bobo. He said they have to for the sake of the show. Nikki said that she feels for his family. Bobo said there's turmoil in his household.
Ralph called in to convince Nikki to change her mind. He gave her some reasons to unfollow him and she did change her mind. Ralph said he talks in the third person and Nikki said ''Nikki doesn't like that.'' She said as soon as she gets back to her phone she's going to unfollow him. Gary said he'll get her phone for her. He brought it into her a minute later and Nikki unfollowed him. Bobo was upset with her for building him up and then knocking him down like that. Howard said Rapaport is still backing Bobo. Howard said he thinks Nikki will change her mind. Nikki said this is what the show needs. Ralph said you should follow Nikki because she's good.
Bobo said he's sure that Jimmy Kimmel is going to follow him. Howard said he could call him. Howard said he just got word that Kimmel doesn't follow him. Gary said Nikki is so into this that she's 14 minutes into her own show and she's not there on her show.
Howard said Bobo is going to start doing his own thing on Twitter and not spell checking. Nikki said she'll be back if he does that.
Howard asked Gary for a tote. Gary said he's down by 2600. Bobo was upset by the news that it went down another 100 in 10 minutes.
Nikki said she can't wait for Monday when they get another update. Nikki said Bobo is bringing so many people so much joy. She said it really is fun. Bobo said this is worse than the Bobo Free Summer. Fred did his Bobo Puppet voice and had some things to say about who is still following him. It was all dead people who can't unfollow him.
Bobo said maybe he'll have a Bobo Free Summer and maybe he can get his fans back. Howard said he can't stop this movement. He said John started it. He said he has to get to this guy John. Robin asked if he would stay off the air for 2 months to get them back. Bobo said he would. He said they can put it out there.
Howard played some audio of Mark the Bagger whispering into his microphone when she was on the show with him. She hadn't heard it before.
Howard asked Nikki about this comedian she was with. She told Howard that she did blow him about a month ago and she said he stopped her. Howard said she must not be good at it. She said she is though. Ronnie came in to ask some questions about what she did to him. She said if she locks in on his cock when he's about to cum that will get them every time.
Howard said if the guy stopped her in the middle of a blow job she has some work to do. Nikki said okay. Howard said she might have to switch to eating his ass. Nikki said she might. Howard said if a guy says you don't have to do that then you're way off. Nikki said she may be. She said Howard isn't wrong. Nikki said that she's not good at guessing a guy's rhythm.
Howard said the ones who are into it are crazy. He said he's only met a few women who can really do it well. Ronnie said they can be taught. He asked her to describe what she does. Nikki went into details and said she gets her mouth really wet and works her way up to getting into it.
Howard asked if she's covering her teeth. Nikki said of course. Howard said Fred is jerking off over there so that's a good sign.
Ronnie went over more details with Nikki and her skills. Gary told him to show them what to do. Ronnie was getting so graphic that Howard put a stop to it. He said they have to move on.
Gary said Chris Wilding will come in and demonstrate how to blow a guy. Chris said he doesn't want video of this out there. Chris demonstrated on a dildo for Nikki. Chris went into detail but Ronnie said fuck that kissing shit. Chris told her to scoop out the pre-cum. He was getting really graphic for her too. He showed how to tease it. Howard said let Robin see this too. Chris said slap it on your face a bit too. Ronnie said that's stupid. Chris showed her more of what he does and showed her how to gag on it a bit.
Howard took a call from Apples who said that Chris should release this video for all the women out there. Chris said he might have to find a job when Howard retires so he doesn't want this out there. Chris said he has guys from Brooklyn come all the way to Jersey City to meet him. He said they enjoy it. Chris said you have to work harder if the guy is cut. Nikki said she goes for cut guys. She said she's always afraid she's gripping it too hard. Chris said they'll tell her if she is.
Gary had another Bobo update. He said as soon as she unfollowed Bobo more people did the same. He said it was up to 2800 people. He said they're calling it the Nikki Glaser bump.
Howard said that was a great explanation from Chris. He asked if Nikki has some new ideas. Nikki said she can't wait to try it out on a guy. She said she'll try it out on this guy if he asks her out again. Robin said you can say to someone that she just learned and she wants to try them out. Nikki said that is a great idea. She said she wants the guy to walk her through it and tell her what he wants. Ronnie said that's a good girl.
Howard said he likes Nikki so next time she's with her man she will lend her Ronnie and Chris to coach her through the whole thing. Chris said just blindfold him and he'll blow him for her.
Howard said he's offering her a blow job pit crew. Nikki said she got a lot from this. Robin said this is what you get for unfriending Bobo.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's not gay but he's dying to get a blow job from Chris. He said the way he described that made him wonder how he can meet him. Chris asked how old he is. The guy said he's 53. Chris said goodbye to him.
Howard had Nikki give some plugs for her radio show You Up with Nikki Glaser and her web site NikkiGlaser.com. They went to break a short time later.
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Howard had an update about Marfan Mike deciding to unfollow Bobo. He said he did that from his hospital bed.
Robin read a story about how Michael Bloomberg is stepping out of the presidential race. She said he's throwing his support to Joe Biden. Howard said this is why Bloomberg is a patriot. He said he was honest and said he didn't think any of the candidates could beat Trump but if he doesn't work out he'll throw his support behind someone else. He said that's just what he did. He said that's honorable. Robin had some audio of Bloomberg making his announcement.
Gary broke in with news about Bobo. He said Bobo has now lost 3000 followers.
Robin read more about Super Tuesday and had some clips for Howard to play. Howard did a live commercial read after that. They spent a little more time on the Super Tuesday news.
Robin read a story about Antonio Sabato Jr. claiming that his support of Donald Trump has ended his acting career. Howard said he didn't think he was working before that. Robin said he claims he had to sell everything after he came out in support of Trump. Robin said he says that all of his agents and managers left him. Howard said trump should make him the head of the FBI to help him out.
Robin read a story about Ben Affleck doing a lot of press lately. She said that he was on Kimmel last night and got emotional about Adam Driver making a kind gesture toward his son. Robin had some audio of him talking about that on Kimmel. Robin called bullshit on his story about not having presents for his 8 year old son on his birthday. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Woody Allen stopping a memoir that he was working on when the #MeToo movement started. She said that book is going to be coming out next month. Robin said Dylan Farrow is upset with that because she feels it's a betrayal that the same book company that put out her brother's book is putting that one out. Howard had fake Woody (Wood Yi) on the phone for a short time after that. He did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Spike Lee and how the Knicks have asked him not to use the Employee entrance to get into the Garden. She said the Knicks put out a statement about it so she read some of that. Robin said that Spike has been saying that no one ever told him to go to a different entrance before. Howard said he heard that Spike put him into his tweets. He said he had seen him trying to go out a different way and he was stopped. Howard said he goes through a VIP entrance when he goes and they expect you there so you go right in. He asked why he wouldn't go in that way. Howard said it sounds like Spike was already in there and they chased him out. He said it's not easy to get in and out around Manhattan. Robin said he claims that Howard Stern used an exit that he's not allowed to use. Howard said he just follows whoever is taking him out. Robin had some audio of Spike talking about the way he's been using that entrance for 20 plus years. He said he was in and got in the elevator. He said he was asked to get out. He told the story and Howard said that is embarrassing. He said sending him out after getting in is embarrassing. Howard said just go in the VIP entrance and you're good. Robin had a bunch of clips of Spike for Howard to play. Spike said he's done for the season and won't go back until next season.
Robin read a story about Mariah Carey canceling a date on her tour due to the Coronavirus outbreak. Robin had some details about that. Howard said he's not going to any concert where there are people.
Robin read a story about Jon Bon Jovi who knows Prince Harry and Meghan. Robin said he seems to know everyone. Howard said he really does. He said he's friends with just about everyone. Robin said that Harry is working on a remake of the song ''Unbroken'' with Jon. Robin had some of the original version of the song for Howard to play. Howard said they have a version of Wanted Dead Or Alive that Jon and Pat Monahan did together at the Birthday show. He said check that out.
Robin read a story about a tornado that hit in Tennessee. She said it did some really bad damage there.
Robin read a story about Nik Wallenda who is going to walk across an active volcano tonight. Robin said he'll be over a lake of lava. She said it's like 1800 feet he has to walk. Robin said that's on ABC tonight at 8.
Robin read a story about Kanye West moving his service to France this weekend. Robin had some audio of his daughter doing her rap debut.
Robin said she didn't know that Pete Davidson is so covered in tattoos. She saw a picture of him in the paper. She said that he's not tattooed on his face yet though.
Gary gave an update on Bobo and said he's down 3300 now. Howard wrapped up the show a short time later. They were done around 11:25am.
Today's show was over around 11:10am.
Today's show was over around 11:20am.