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Howard started the show talking about the beautiful Monday morning they have there. He said they're broadcasting from SiriusXM/Pandora. He said they're changing everything there.
Howard said they had a busy week last week even though they only had 2 shows. He said Ronnie got a lot of email and so did Brent and Michael Rapaport's feud. He said Orlando Bloom is making noise in the news because of his appearance there. He said the news says his penis isn't that big but they all know it is after seeing it in those photos.
Howard said he's been following the Trump stuff about the faked map for Hurricane Dorian. He said he's not sure why he cares. Robin said when people are insecure they have to cover that kind of thing up. Howard said the name Dorian for a hurricane is the worst name. He said it's not scary enough. He said it's just a storm you think you can weather. He said it should be called Destroyer or hurricane I'm going to fuck your ass up. He said that's a name for a category 5 hurricane.
Howard said he was reading about this woman in Queens who had let all of her garbage pile up in her home. He said it makes you wonder why. He said she may have been one of those hoarders or something. He said that she had her house filled with big green garbage bags. He said he's not sure who would be a worse neighbor, her or Ronnie. He said he could sleep next to this woman but not next to Ronnie having his party until midnight.
Howard said people were asking for an update on Ronnie and Stephanie. He said they want to know if he went home and yelled at her.
Howard said they had this story about this woman with the garbage in the paper. He said he's all for shaming people like this. He said if you do that then shit happens. Robin said sometimes you have to do it. Howard said her neighbors were complaining about her and the town did nothing. He said now that it's in the paper they are doing something. Robin said they think they can do what they want when it's their property. Howard said he digs that band Rage Against the Machine. He said he sings ''Fuck you I won't do what you tell me'' and he's not thrilled with that. He said he doesn't like hearing that. He told Fred to play that. Fred played ''Killing in the Name Of'' and Howard talked it up like Cousin Brucie.
Howard said what a great riff that is. He said this is like that woman singing she won't pick up her garbage.
Howard said that Tom Morello is an angry dude. He said he listened to his show on Sirius. He said he has an hour a week or an hour a day... he's not sure. Howard got back to the song and let it play a bit more. Howard said that song is going to take forever to get to that part. He said you get the idea.
Howard said you have to throw your garbage out. He said that's like Ronnie saying that he wont' turn down his music until 2 in the morning. Robin said people like that should live far away from people. Howard said he should live in Wyoming or North Dakota. He said you can tell people fuck you I won't do what you tell me out there.
Howard said the 90s had great music. He said Tom Morello has a show on Lithium that's pretty good. He said 90 percent of the music he plays are bands he was in. He said it's good. He said he likes it. He said he usually doesn't like when they break format but he does with that. He said he likes that song ''Save Yourself'' by Stabbing Westward. He said it's a great song but it might be the one hit that band had. Fred played that song too.
Howard talked that song up like Cousin Brucie. He asked if he still works there. He said he took a picture with him once had he had his hands around his neck. He said the guy is a big guy. He said he could probably beat the shit out of him. Robin asked if he could do that at his advanced age. Howard said yes. He sang along with ''Save Yourself.''
Howard said he got a note saying ''What Do I Have To Do'' is another hit by Stabbing Westward. He had Fred play that too. He said this isn't a hit song. He asked when it's going to kick in. He said this could be a song for him. He said he could sing like that. Howard said that one doesn't have the same kind of vibe. He said that's not a hit song. He said he'd like to get those guys in there to sing ''Save Yourself.''
Howard said it's not fair that some bands have one hit and that's it. He said he likes Lithium there. He said they play a lot of Nirvana though.
Howard said he's been working out consistently lately. He said he's weight training and using the Peloton. He said his belly is down but not gone. Howard asked why Rage Against the Machine broke up. Robin said she thinks Tom Morello didn't want to do it anymore. Howard said he thinks he went to a party with Tom once. He said he doesn't remember talking all that much. He said it was at Rick Rubin's house. He said there was dog shit all over the house. He said he'd like to get those guys back together again.
Howard said there was a band that Tom was in. JD told him it was called Prophets of Rage. Howard said that was good. He said no one really cares though. Fred played one of their songs. He said that's enough of that. He said he's not sure why he's even talking about it.
Howard said he was painting this weekend. He said he called Robin back like 50 times. He said she was telling him when to call and he can't get a hold of her. He said he thought that something was wrong but she was fine.
Howard said Chris Cornell was in a band called Audioslave with Tom Morello. He said they were great too. He played a little bit of one of their songs but cut it off pretty quick.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he plays in a tribute band for Rage against the Machine and the real band broke up because of political stuff. Howard said if you have something good going then milk it. He said it's like a marriage. He said you just work though it. He said he and Robin could have broken up years ago but they keep it going. He said Rage hasn't played together since 2011. He said he'd like to know what their beef is.
Howard said Keith Richards attacks Mick Jagger all the time but he must enjoy going out and playing. He said have some loyalty to the guy. Fred said he saw that Keith got a smokeless ash tray so he won't annoy Mick anymore. He said maybe he's coming around.
Howard read about why Rage Against the Machine broke up. He said Zack and Tom didn't get along. Howard said if Tom could sing he wouldn't need Zack. Robin said it made it hard to make records. Howard said Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend are together because Pete can't sing. He said he needs Roger there.
The caller said he has to go. Howard said who cares why and just hung up. Howard said Keith didn't go to Mick's daughter's wedding this weekend. He said they break up over the stupidest things. He said just stay together. Howard said it's not that hard to get along with people. He said just keep it together.
Howard said that was great. He said he wants to say something. He said the main things about the party were told to them by Ronnie mostly. He said that's what he wants to point out. He said he told them about Benjy showing up late. He said funny things happened there at the party. He said the girls never complained about him yelling out ''Show us your tits.'' He said Ronnie is upset with them even though they didn't complain.
Howard asked where Ronnie is. He said he has to get an update on that. Ronnie came in and Howard asked if things were okay after the show. Ronnie said it was kind of quiet that night in the house. Howard asked if the party will be on for next year or is he done. Ronnie said he's done. He said he's just done.
Howard asked if the party interfered with him and Stephanie. Ronnie said they went to a movie premiere on Thursday. He said things are fine. He said they went to see a movie about NASCAR. He said it's more of a family story. Howard asked if they didn't fuck all weekend. Ronnie said they didn't fuck but not because of that. Howard asked if she had her period. Ronnie said that was it. Robin said she didn't have her period. Ronnie said he saw it in the garbage. He said he saw the string too.
Howard asked if Ronnie believes that the girls didn't complain about him. Ronnie asked why he said it then. Howard said one of the guys told him. He said the girls are saying that he's walking around upset with them but they didn't do anything. He said they didn't complain. He said it was one of the guys who told him. Howard said it was one of the guys who was there. Ronnie asked if he was there. Howard said people tell him what goes on there.
JD said it was him. He said that he said it. Ronnie said he can go fuck himself too then. Howard asked why that upsets him. He said he thought it was inappropriate. He said Ronnie blows up. Ronnie said that it came out on the air and it sounded like the girls said it. Howard said they didn't though.
Howard asked what if they did object to it. Ronnie said they should have left. Howard said maybe just don't do it at a party. Ronnie said it's his party and his house so if you don't like it then don't come.
Howard said the other thing was that guy who was taking pictures and going after Brent's wife. Ronnie said he heard it was a consensual thing. Howard said he had that feeling. He said this is going to lead to problems in their relationship. Howard said she's not going to tell Brent if that's what went on. Brent said that she's not doing that. He said she knew that no one was going to believe them. He said they're open with their sexuality. Howard said he's just saying that Brent doesn't know the truth. Brent said he was there, he saw it happen. Howard said he's just saying. Brent said that they should bring in the lie detector. Howard asked if Brent is being naive there. Ronnie said he doesn't know. He said he wasn't downstairs. He said he is going by what she said and what he said. Brent said it was the end of the party and she was going to pee before they left. He said they have each other's back. He said they know that no one is going to believe her. He said that they have each other's back.
Howard read through a bunch of email about the show last week. Howard said when you work on the show you heave to expect that people are going to talk about it. Ronnie said he knows that. Howard said he got all upset about it when they did talk about what went on. Ronnie said he knows that. He said they were talking about stuff that was during a party. He said they are not at work, they're at a party. Brent said he has a point that it was Ronnie's party. Robin said that's not a good point. Brent said he expected it to be wild. Ronnie said it wasn't that wild.
Howard said they don't know about what happened with Brent's wife and that guy. Brent said it took him 20 seconds to get there so he knows what happened. Robin said half the people there were on substances. Brent said there were a lot of substances.
Howard said no one is going to yell show us your tits to his wife. He said no one would ever do that. Ronnie said his neighbors were all there too so they didn't do anything. Howard said he wouldn't want noise there so late. He said he could never have a neighbor like that. Ronnie said they were done with the music by 11:30. Howard said his backyard is like Jeffrey Epstein's island. Ronnie said it's once a year. Howard said he wouldn't want it. Ronnie said he didn't want it either.
Howard said the invite to the party said it would be from 2pm to 2am. Ronnie said it ended at 1am. He said Stephanie was the one who did all of that. He said she sent out the emails. He said he had no clue.
Howard took a call from a woman who said that she calls bullshit on Brent's wife. He said if this guy was following her around and to the bathroom there is no way he would have gone in there without her knowing. Brent said she has the whole story wrong. The caller said Brent said last week that his wife was being followed by this guy and she would have known he was following her. Brent said she went down to pee. He said the guy came out and then followed her into the bathroom. The caller asked why she would go in there if the guy was following her. She said this story is bullshit. Brent said it's not though. He said they know that people won't believe this so they have each other's backs. He said it doesn't matter what they think.
Howard said the office is split 50/50 on this story. Brent said that he expects people not to believe them. Howard said people think they heard Brent and Katelyn arguing. Ronnie said he did hear them arguing about something upstairs. Brent said it was about 11 and she wanted to stay another hour and he was ready to leave. He said he just wanted to leave. Ronnie said anyone came and left when they wanted. He said no one was forced to stay. Howard said Brent's wife should have gone home. The caller said she wanted to be with the creepy guy in the bathroom. Brent said he believes what his wife said. Howard said he knows there was an argument about Katelyn showing Benjy her vagina. Brent said he's not the boss of her. He said that happened downstairs too. Brent said that's how all of the lights and air conditioning ended up being on. He said he doesn't know what the hell was going on. Howard said there was a lot going on there. Ronnie said he put a sign up saying use the bathroom down there. He said there were more lights and the AC on down there.
Ronnie asked if Brent got laid down there. Brent said he did not. Brent said the guy apologized and left when he barged in. He said if something consensual was going on then he wouldn't have.
Howard said there are still a bunch of girls at the party a week later. He took a call and a bunch of girls were yelling for someone to show their cock to them. They all sounded like Ronnie. They were screaming out like Ronnie and doing the ''Yeahhhhh!'' thing. Howard said those were Ronnie's Angels.
Howard took a call from a guy who said Brent was lying about one thing. He said he claimed he didn't hear anything through the door and then he said he could hear Katelyn saying ''no'' to the guy. Brent said that she was trying to talk to him through the door when music was on the first time. He said the second time it was when the music was off and it was a lot quieter down there. He said that's the explanation. The caller said he still thinks it's bullshit. Brent said no good deed goes unpunished.
Howard said he got a lot of email like that. He read a bunch of the email where people talked about what they think was going on.
Brent said that Michael has to get help from other people to do stuff like that song parody he did. He said he's a bully. Howard played the song parody that Brent mentioned. He said he wants him to respond to the allegations. Howard said this is an angry song.
Brent said there's no way that he wrote that song. He said he has written his own song about Michael. He said this is an original song. He said he sent it off to a band to cover.
Howard had Katelyn on the phone so he picked up and asked what the real story is there. Katelyn said the point she wanted to make was that this guy was holding the door and she had told him that she has a relationship that lets her do things like that but she told him that he had to stop. She said that she told Brent that she told the guy no. She said the guy was running away from the bathroom and he was apologizing. He said he told Brent she told him it can't happen. Katelyn said she can't believe that he's saying that she wanted to have sex with her. Ronnie said he didn't tell him that.
Katelyn said that this guy took her arm and pulled her into the bathroom. She said that she thought if she told him no that should be enough. She said that he was trying to talk her into it. He said he didn't touch her or anything but he was trying to talk her into it. She said that Brent came in and he ran off. Robin said Katelyn is a much better story teller than Brent is.
Howard asked why Katelyn showed her vagina to Benjy after Brent told her not to. She said she figured she could show it to Benjy if she can show it to Chris. Howard asked if that's the boomerang defense. Katelyn said she didn't care if Benjy saw it. Howard said Katelyn felt this was something that she can do if she wants to. Brent said he's not the boss of her. He said he's not the Taliban. Howard said thanks to Katelyn for the explanation. Robin said she's more clear on that story. Benjy Puppet came out to say high during that discussion.
Howard said this swinging stuff is going to end up in a diaster. Robin said that's their disaster to have. Howard said he's worried about them though.
Howard said this party has caused a lot of controversy. Ronnie said this is why he won't have another one. Ronnie said they were having a blast at the party. He said the way Howard came across made it sound like there was a problem. Howard asked when it's appropriate to yell ''show us your tits.'' Ronnie said at his party. Ronnie Puppet came out and said it's appropriate all the time. Howard asked when it's the time to do it. Ronnie said it was at a party in his back yard. He said he wasn't in a movie theater doing it.
Howard asked if he asked about taking pictures of Memet's girlfriend's ass. Ronnie said he didn't ask about that.
Howard took a call from a woman who said Katelyn is full of shit. She said she added that stuff to make it sound believable. Howard said she doesn't know that. Brent asked ''sir'' to please calm down. Brent said this is why they have to have each there's back. He said that if people fuck with them then they have to.
Howard took a call from Pinocchio who said Brent trusts her with all of his heart. He said they have a great relationship. His nose was growing with each thing he said about Brent and Katelyn.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he's glad that he saves these tapes. He said in a year or so they'll all be cracking up when Katelyn leaves Brent or Brent has enough. He said it's going to be great. Brent said that's a fucked up thing to say. He said that he's hoping for his relationship to break up. The caller said he's not hoping for it. Howard said he doesn't get the whole swinging thing. Brent said that swinger relationships last longer than others. He said he thinks that half of America ends in divorce. He said that's not better than how they're doing.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that Howard is a big prude. He said he also sees where Brent is going with that. He said he thinks he would have beaten the shit out of the guy if he found him in the bathroom with his wife. Howard said he was just telling Ronnie that he can get into trouble for yelling out ''show us your tits'' at a party. He said he's telling Ronnie where the world is. He said he's kind of out of it. Ronnie said he's not out of it. Howard said Memet did tell Stephanie about the creepy guy. He said that whole thing was out of whack. The caller said that he'd punch a guy if he did that to his girl. Howard said they say that a work party is an extension of the work place. Ronnie said it's not. He said he'd change the guest list if he did another one. Howard asked if the show me your tits thing works at the party. Ronnie said it did work. Howard said that was just Katelyn though. Ronnie said it was. She was the only one who did it.
Howard asked if that's his favorite thing at his party. Ronnie said no. He said that didn't happen until much later in the day when everyone was fucked up. Ronnie said when he was singing raining tits that was during daylight. Howard asked if he would show cock at he party. Ronnie said he's not the guy who shows cock. Howard said the girls aren't claiming they were going to show their tits. Ronnie said that was a joke.
Howard said he has Swinging Brent on the phone right now. He took the call and Fake Brent said that their relationship is stronger than ever. He said they're at a night club right now and his wife is getting fucked by another man right now. They had a woman screaming in the background. Fake Brent was telling them that they're all being squares. He asked if Katelyn and the guy she was blowing needed any water or anything.
Howard let fake Brent go and said that 92 percent of open relationships end in divorce. Brent said that he's met other couples who have been together for a long time. He said that's not statistical though.
Howard took a call from a woman who said that Ronnie has to have another party. She said she would love to be at one. Howard asked if she would show her tits. She said she would not. She said it would be fun to go. She said if the girls didn't mind then it's fine.
Howard said people love the party. Brent said it was amazing. Howard took another call from a guy who started the conversation about swinging with Brent and Katelyn. Brent said that they were both involved in this in previous relationships. He said they went to a club together and then they discussed it. He said that it was his idea basically. He said she wanted to go to a strip club and he wanted to go to a swinger's club. He said they talked about it after that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that Brent lied about the story last week. He went over the hearing through the door thing. Brent said that he explained that earlier. He tried to tell the guy the story. The caller also went over stuff they had already talked about earlier.
Howard said this party caused a lot of controversy. Ronnie said this is why he won't have a another one.
Howard took a call from a woman who said that if a guy was exposing himself like Katelyn did then they would get arrested for indecent exposure. Howard said no guy is going to file a complaint about that. Brent said there are different rules for men and women.
Howard took a call from Mike from Maine who said that Ronnie doesn't seem to get that they loved his party other than that one creep. He said if people listen and don't use their dicks maybe they'll enjoy it. Howard said he has no idea what he just said. Robin said he sort of looped around and went to places that she didn't expect.
Ronnie asked Brent why he wanted to get into the swinging stuff if she wanted to go to a strip club. Brent said he was drinking that night and he made the suggestion to her. Ronnie said that they had to have a discussion about it first. He asked if they had the conversation and then go. Brent said they went back home instead of going to either one. He said he thinks his suggestion brought an end to the night.
Ronnie said that he's all in for another girl but he's not into swinging. He said they go to the strip club. He said they have been.
Howard took another call from a guy who said that Brent is the man. He said the show has gotten so much better since he came on. He said that you have to love him for going down in a ball of flames when he has to. He said Howard's show keeps getting better and better. He said he's been listening since the NBC days. He said Ronnie is a fucking nut. He said he thinks he'll have his party next year. Howard said he will. The caller said Stephanie was probably faking the period thing. Ronnie said she wasn't. He said he got a blow job this weekend. Howard said this fucking guy is on fire. Brent said you don't think of him being old when you hang out with him. Howard said he has a tremendous libido and life force. Robin said he has no worries. Ronnie said sure he doesn't.
Howard said Sal and Gary have stopped having parties at their homes because of the on air fall out. He said now Ronnie has. Robin said Ronnie can take it. Ronnie said Robin used to show up to the parties. Robin said then she'd get thrown to the floor. She said they had a party once where Ronnie and Neal threw her to the ground. Ronnie said he was wasted that night. He said he's sorry about that one.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he gets the sense that Brent is like a manatee who is following his girl around trying to get more women. Howard said he thinks that he enjoys this lifestyle. Brent said he has gotten lots of chicks his whole life. He said that he's been in radio for 26 years and he was in the Marines. He said he got a lot. Ronnie asked if Katelyn was into that lifestyle before him. Brent said she was in it with a boyfriend before him.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked Brent if there is cheating in that relationship. Brent said not without him knowing. He said if she did it without him knowing then that would end it. He said there is cheating. He said you both have to agree what the rules are.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she doesn't understand the difference between harassment. She said that Katelyn can expose herself to guys and that's not harassment but Ronnie yells and it is harassment. Howard said she has it right. Howard said a naked women is never harassment. Howard said no one was complaining about Ronnie at the party. Ronnie said that Howard said it was harassment. Howard said he should think that through. Ronnie said it's his party and if he's having fun then they should leave if they don't like it. Howard said just think about it before he does it. Ronnie said he's not going to stop it.
The caller said that Brent's wife can get people in trouble too. She said that showing people her naked body could get someone in trouble. Howard said that H.R. could get involved if it's a work related party. Ronnie said he has to change the guest list then. He said don't come to his party if you don't want to hear him yelling that out.
Howard asked if Ronnie would go up to Mary Dell'Abate and ask her to show her tits. Ronnie said if they were up there singing with the girls he would do that. He said he didn't ask one specific girl to take her tits out. Howard said he doesn't know what he's talking to.
Brent said Ronnie yelled out ''Lets fuck some whores'' at Bubba's wedding. Howard said he's not a prude but there are people there who are. Brent said that there were kids and old women there. Ronnie said they were all wasted. Howard said there you go, that's the excuse. Robin said that's not a defense. Howard said some people use that defense and they're all in jail. Howard said the H.R. department are prudes.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if Brent eats Katelyn's puss after she's with another guy. Brent said no but he will bang. He said that she showers and then he'll eat her puss. He said that they have to take a shower after that.
Howard asked if they kiss after they have done stuff with other people. Brent said yes. He said he kissed her after eating another woman out and she could smell it on him. He said he thought that was the best. Howard said he doesn't get that.
Howard said he's not sure what to tell you. He said there will be a party next year. Robin said it will be the same guest list too. Howard said you know there will be a party because Stephanie said so. Howard talked to Ronnie Puppet a little bit about the party.
Howard reviewed that they had talked about in that segment. He said Ronnie and Stephanie had a chilly night on Wednesday. Ronnie said they talked about the party and changing the guest list. Howard said he should also say that they did not have sex because she was on her period. He said Ronnie checked the trash to make sure she was on he period. Ronnie said he didn't check, he just saw it in the trash.
Ronnie said they went to that movie premiere on Thursday and they went to an after party and didn't get home until 4 in the morning. He said they actually fought that night because she wanted to go to Taco Bell and he didn't. He said he still went. He said he likes to make her happy so he went. Robin said that's why they had this party. Ronnie said that's true.
Howard asked what time they went to sleep. Ronnie said it was getting light out. He said that was Friday morning. Howard asked if he gets exhausted. Ronnie said he was up by 11. He said they went out on Friday night and stayed out until 1. Howard said look at this fucking guy. Ronnie said they went out on Saturday night too. He said they were home by 10:30 though. Howard said there it is. He said he thinks they reviewed everything. He said Ronnie is living the life of a college student. Ronnie said she slept all day yesterday. He said he was ripped. Howard said he has to take a break but the phones are lit up. He said they can't do this all day.
Howard took a call from a guy who said they should change Howard's name from King of All Media to King of all Misfit Toys. He said he's not sure how he does it. Howard said he loves all of these guys. He said that he's known Ronnie for how long. Ronnie said 35 years. Howard said the guy is out of control. He said he has a sense of direction but logic is his Kryptonite.
Ronnie said he's going to see Aerosmith next week after the show. He said it's his birthday so they're going out to Vegas. Howard said this guy is living it up.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who said he knows what Howard is saying to Ronnie. He said there are people from work coming to the party and it could be deemed sexual harassment. He said that can only be charged if the woman says no first. He said that's how it works. Robin said ''oh my god.'' King said he won a case in a lawsuit about sexual harassment. He said that it was harassment. Brent said it was in the newspaper. Robin said don't listen to him because he's not a lawyer. King wanted to say more but Howard hung up on him.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if Ronnie is doing cocaine because he's 70 and doing all of this. Howard said he's not sure. Ronnie said he's drug tested all the time so he doesn't do that stuff. Howard let the guy go and wrapped up before going to break.
Howard came back and said that Steve Kroft is retiring from 60 Minutes. He said he got all sad about that. He said it made him feel old. He said he's not sure why he got upset. He said that Steve has a nice spread out on Long Island and he must want to stop and smell the roses. He said that he wants to go out on top. He asked if you can really go out on top. He said he'll never know because according to some people he should have retired 25 years ago.
Howard said he read an article about himself and this guy Fred Jacobs was writing an article about how he was the most admired among his peers. He said that meant a lot to him. Howard said he thought that he was really something after reading that. He said then he scrolled down to the comments and people were saying he's no good anymore and he blows. He said he's not sure what to do. He said some people think he's at the top of his game. Robin said they just had a caller saying the show is great.
Howard said he's a little far behind so he's going to play a phony phone call. He said they called a religious radio show and this guy calls in and says that Jeffrey Epstein's ghost is haunting his daughter. Howard said this one is an opus so you have to pay attention.
Howard played the call the guys made to this show where Richard called in as Rusty asking for help getting rid of a ghost. The host knew his daughter's name was Samantha. Rusty played her some audio showing how the ghost is haunting his daughter. They had Epstein talking to the host of the show who was trying to help. They had creepy music playing over the whole thing. The host eventually said the way to get rid of that spirit is to put them on the cross. Howard went to break after that.
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Howard said he was up peeing all last night. He said he's only eating 2 grams more a day but his body must be reacting.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she has a Peloton bike and she is part of a Facebook group. She said a lot of people are buying the bikes since he got one. Howard said he knows that and it's upsetting. He said he wasn't trying to sell them. He said they're not a sponsor. He said he was telling Robin about it over the weekend. He said he likes it but it bothers him when they don't make a ton of money off of something they talk about. The caller said she's been listening since high school. Howard said she must be hot if she works out all the time. She said she thinks she's pretty hot. Howard said he can tell.
Howard said he likes talking about things in his life but then he talks about it and it sells. He said they have been very nice to him over there at Peloton. He said they had a super hot instructor make him a video. He said she's super hot.
Howard said he's sure he's helping Metamucil too. Robin said she was watching the finals of tennis this weekend. She said they were showing the celebrities and Chris Everett mentioned that her Peloton instructor was there at the game. Robins said she was beautiful. Howard said that's why he takes his lessons from the women. He said he likes looking at a hot chick.
Howard said many of the women have British accents and they're hard to understand. He said they have a lot of instructors. He said he gets a better sweat going with the chicks.
Howard said Jimmy sent him something funny. He said this is a clip of a guy playing NBA 2K. He said a few years ago they had the real players voice themselves. He said this is some of the worst voice acting he's ever heard. He said it's so incredible. He said this is the NBA 2K15 version of the game. Howard played some clips of this player talking about how to play.
Howard said this is a couple of players reading their lines. After playing it he said he's heard better acting in gay porn. He said they should just let them roll with it instead of giving them lines. Howard said this is an arguing clip and this is the greatest. Howard played the clip and the players were arguing about something but it was so flat it didn't sound like an argument at all.
Howard said those weren't the worst lines. He said this one is the worst. He played a clip of a player mumbling his lines. Howard said it sounds like basketball has concussions. Howard played more of the mumbling. He said it sounds like someone is smoking a blunt while reading his lines.
Robin wondered if they're asking for more than one take. Howard made up what that would sound like. He said it's pretty wild. Robin said this is crazy. She said she can't imagine someone thought this was a good idea.
Howard said this is a couple of players saying the same line. He played the clips and the two players sounded pretty lame.
Howard said this one player made more of an effort than the others. He played that one and the guy sounded more animated but still not a great performance. Howard said he's clearly the best. He said he shines. He said in fairness maybe the writing wasn't stellar. He said that was bad voice acting in the NBA. Robin said whoever concocted that should be arrested.
Howard took a call from the guys in the back who were doing an impression of the lame reads but he bailed on that call pretty quickly.
Howard played a clip of David asking the host if they're going to go through his life week by week. The host said they can move on. David said he wanted to talk about his last 4 albums. The host tried to do more but David said ''Oh god...'' and sighed. He said he's doing his entire history week by week. He asked if that's really what they were doing. David said okay. David said he's written it all down in his book. Scott said his listeners haven't read it so he's going through it all. David said everyone knows this stuff and it's all over the map. Scott said they don't have to do this. He said they can stop right now. David said it's kind of dumb. He said everyone knows all of this shit. Scott said people in their 20s and 30s who listen don't know it. David said go ahead then.
Howard said he's voting this the best podcast ever. He said Crosby sounds like he wants to ring the guy's neck. He said he gets both sides of this. He said he can see why David is getting upset with so much detail in it.
Howard said this guy Feinberg tried asking about Joni Mitchell being stolen away from him by Graham Nash and David gave up. David said he needs to go back and watch the documentary again. Then they started to argue and call each other names. Scott told him he could leave and David called him an asshole. David could be heard calling him a fucking idiot in the background off the microphone. He was doing an impression of the guy and calling him a fucking idiot.
Howard said he could listen to that all day. He said David must have been having a bad day. He said that he just wanted to talk about his documentary and this guy was asking too many questions.
Howard said that was awesome, totally d'awesome. He said that was kind of nutty. He said he should take a break and get an update on Underdog. He said she opened up about her college experiences on a TV show. Howard asked if she thinks that she got through college okay. Robin said probably not. Howard went to break a short time later.
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Howard said you can bring your dog up on this helicopter and the dog can dangle his paws out there. Howard said he's thinking that the dog is going to freak out and fall out. He said he's not sure the general public should be doing this. He said he cares about the dog being subjected to this. He said people are fine but not dogs. He said it's crazy.
Howard said he's calling for an end to this practice. He said last night was pizza night. He said that they get from this place that's so good. He said he's not going to give out the name so don't write in asking what it is. He said they have pizza and salad and it's the best. He said he loves it.
Howard said he had a good day yesterday. He said he was watching Carnival Row and all 8 episodes were great. Robin said she just started watching The Boys. Howard said that's great too. He said he loves streaming. He said he has to see everything in 2 days. Robin said he still watches Bachelor in Paradise. Howard said he loves that show so much. He said his only complaint is that there aren't more episodes. He said he loves reality TV and Beverly Hills Housewives.
Robin said she has to ask about cast changes on that show. Howard said oh yes. He said Ralph called him about some stuff and he was talking about watching football. He said he won't be doing that.
Robin said they have a new cast member on Beverly Hills Housewives who is black. Howard said that shouldn't be news. He said there are a lot of interracial couples on Bachelor in Paradise. Robin said there are a lot in New Jersey and New York. Howard said he knows. He said he has Fred chronicle all of them when they see them.
Howard said he had a good day yesterday. He said he sent Robin some thing in a text. Robin said she didn't see anything. Howard said she never checks. Howard said he has to see if he texted her. He said she's weird with technology. He said maybe he didn't. He said he thought he did. He said he sent her a text that's not in there. He said it said it was of a painting he made after he did her's. He said it never went through.
Howard said he'll send it to Robin now. He said he just finished it. He said this painting was the one he did after Robin's. Howard's message didn't get to Robin. Howard said Robin is the culprit. He said it's her equipment that's a problem. He said maybe he sent it to the wrong Robin.
Howard tried sending it to Robin again. Robin said she's not getting it. She asked if he's sending it on the right number. Howard said he's doing it. He said Gary said text him to see if he gets it. Howard said maybe Robin has two phones. Robin said she does. Howard said he has two conversations going with her. Robin said he does not. She said he always texts her on this number. Howard said he's done with her. Robin said just text her with the number that she gave him yesterday.
Robin said she's coming over there. She went to see if the number was right. Howard said this is the conversation. Robin said this is the latest texts. She said this is where he always texts her. Howard said they should be pen pals instead. He said he'll fax her.
Howard said Robin's equipment never works. Robin said Howard isn't using the right number. She said they just texted yesterday. Robin said they always text on this phone. Gary came in and said that Robin was texting him the other night and he got it and she responded back. Howard asked where she is. He said she must be checking all of her phones.
Howard said he's blaming Robin's equipment. Robin said she has one conversation going with Howard. Howard said whatever.
Howard said he had a good day yesterday. He said he walked around in Central Park for a little while. He said he got sad that Summer is over. He said he can't believe how fast time is going by. He said summer lasted forever when he was a kid. Robin said the first 20 years at K-Rock seemed like a long time. She said at the end of this contract they will have been there for 15 years. She said they just got there. Howard said work seems long but summer goes fast.
Howard said he just saw there's an update on iOS. Robin said they're having a September meeting for Apple and they have a new phone coming that will have 3 camera lenses. Robin said they might have a new selfie camera and more pixels. Robin said you'll be able to reframe a photo even after you've taken it.
Howard said he doesn't see the need for a new camera on the iPhone. He said they're great cameras already. Robin said they will have 3 versions of the phone and they will range from $750 and up. Howard said he'll get one even though it doesn't do much more than the one he has now.
Howard said Richard is such a weirdo. He said that he has stared Halloween already. He said he has a watch and a phone case he uses for Halloween. He said he's so weird. Richard said he likes being weird.
Howard said Richard and Will go to work together on the train and Will said Richard was listening to Halloween screams. Richard said he got shushed the other day for listening too loud. He said it's not all screaming but it's all Halloween sounds. He said there are screams in it. He said he loves listening to that stuff. Howard said that's not something you're doing in front of other people. He said he's doing it with headphones on. Richard said it reminds him of being a kid. He said he feels like a kid. Howard asked how old he is now. Richard said he's 45. Howard said he went on the internet and looked up the old Soupy Sales shows and they're all outdated now. He said he loved it as a kid but he's over it.
Robin said there's soon to be a slime convention. She said they are adults who are into slime and they will be gathering. Richard said they're weirdos. Howard asked why Halloween begins in August. Richard said it's 100 days from Halloween. He said he might have his Halloween undies on. He checked and said he does.
Howard said Richard reads horror magazines on the train too. Howard said Will told him about that too. Will came in and said they have dead people on the cover of the magazine. He said he's reading books on the train too. Richard said he's reading the Dark Tower series by Stephen King. He said he's up to book 4.
Will said he wears the Chiefs clothes too. Richard said he has to advertise who he likes. He said he starts drinking pumpkin beer too. Howard asked why they take the train in together. Will said Richard lives near him now. He said they're good neighbors.
Howard played some audio of what Richard listens to. He had some guy eating something like a zombie. He had a woman screaming too. Howard asked how this is good. Richard said it reminds him of Halloween as a kid. He said there's this big, mean looking guy who shushes people on the train. He said he has shushed him before. Howard said this reminds him of Ronnie's bathroom at his summer party.
Howard said this would drive him crazy to listen to this on the train. Richard said it's good for drowning out conversations.
Howard asked Richard and Will about yesterday's football games. Howard heard the Redskins and said they still haven't changed their name. He said the owner is an asshole. Gary got in on that and brought up the Jets and how they lost.
Howard asked about Michael inviting Brent to his fantasy football party. Brent said he won't be going but he was invited. He said that Michael is a horrible human being. He said he can end this by fighting in the octagon. Brent and Michael went at each other like they do whenever Michael is on the phone.
Michael said that he fantasy's better than Brent and he fights better than him. Brent said how about they get into some talk about what he's done with women in the past. Brent brought up something he did back in 1998. Michael said that he's a better song writer than Brent too. Brent said he didn't write that song himself. Michael said he wrote it all. He did an a cappella version of the song for Howard.
Howard asked if Brent would go into the octagon with Michael. Brent said anytime. Michael was still singing his song. Brent asked why he's always snotting and putting his rag back in his pocket. Michael said that he hates to do this again but he encourages people to call in. Brent cut him off and said he's too much of a pussy to fight him. He said Michael knows what time it is. Michael said he's just a fan of the show an he's not calling in to fight. He said Brent's stories are repulsive and disgusting.
Brent and Michael were arguing about who fucks better. Howard said they can have Michael fuck Katelyn and find out who is better. Brent said she doesn't like pussies like him.
Michael said he should come to his party. Brent said he doesn't like him as a person. He said he's like every bully he's ever met. He said he deserves and ass kicking. He said that his dad was the GM at a radio station. Michael said he was the GM at WKTU. Howard said his dad worked there when it was WHOM. Howard asked if his father ran the Paco Panty Party. Michael said he did.
Michael said Brent is not a good song writer. Brent said they'll find out. He said he should have it this week. Howard said it sounds like Brent did his homework about Michael. He said that he did his homework. Brent asked how he escaped #MeToo. Robin said she didn't realize this was real. Brent said he hates bullies more than anything. He said he goes around bullying people. He said he punches down. He said he hates people who do that. Michael said they'll see about that you fat fuck.
Brent and Michael went back and forth arguing for a little longer. They were arguing about song parodies again. Howard said Brent really doesn't like this guy. Gary said it sounds really serious. Michael said that he has nothing against Brent. Brent said he's a liar. Michael told him to shut it because he's the guest. Will said Brent looks scary right now.
Michael and Brent kept arguing about all of this nonsense. Will said Brent gets scary. Brent said he would destroy this fucking guy. He said he can't go to his house because he'd whoop his ass there. Richard said he's clenching his fist as he's talking about this.
Michael asked if he is coming to his house or not. Brent said he wouldn't hang out with him ever. He said if they're in the same room with each other he's going to fight him. Michael said he has to stop telling the stories. He said it's like watching a dead bird. He said no one wants to hear them. Brent said the only opinion that matters is Howard's about that. He said if he wants to hear those stories he's going to tell them.
Robin said she had no idea this was going on. Howard said Michael is being honest. He said he feels this raps are too much. Howard said they should leave it at that. Michael said he's a customer and he's allowed to express himself. Howard let him go after that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's team Brent all the way. He said Michael just attacks everyone and then backs down. He said he'd never fight Brent. Howard said he'll set that up if they want. Brent said he's all for it.
Howard took a another call from a guy who said he's on Brent's side in this. Another caller said she doesn't mind hearing Brent's stories. She said that she thinks Rapaport is better looking though. Brent said that's because she's only seen him on TV. He said in person he has liver spots and sun spots all over. He said he has a better physique than him.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who was on Brent's side in this too. She said shame on you Michael Rapaport. Mariann said they have so much to talk about. She started screaming though so no one had a clue about what she was saying. Howard had to hang up. He said he couldn't take it. Richard said that's worse than his Halloween tapes.
Howard took a call from a guy who said it's only the Libtards like Howard who get upset about the name Redskins. Howard said it's not a Libtard thing. He said it's not right because it's an offensive name. He said if they don't want the team name then give them a break and get rid of it. He said it's so easy to get rid of a name like that. He said you wouldn't have ''brown skins'' or names like that. He said you'd see a complete boycott of the team. He said he feels bad or Native Americans. He said they got fucked.
Howard said he's not sure what's going to happen with the fight but they'll see. He took another call from a guy who said that both Brent and Michael are stupid. Brent said this guy sounds like a genius on the phone. He did an impression of his southern accent.
Howard took a call from Apples who said he thinks Brent is missing the fun of Rapaport's rants. He said he would like to see that fight too though.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's on team Rapaport. He said that he says he hates bullies but he was calling that woman a man earlier in the show. Howard said that Rapaport is a big guy. Brent said that's why you do MMA. He said Michael is 6'3'' and he's 5'11'' tall. He said that he's soft. He said you take him to the ground and then that's the equalizer. He said you can put him in a choke hold or many other things like that. Robin said the last time Brent was in the ring the guy hit him like once. Brent said it was 39 seconds. He said that guy was 6'4'' and 225 pounds. He said that was not a celebrity boxing match.
Howard asked the guys who they think would win. Fred went with Michael but the other guys were saying Brent. Gary said Shuli thinks it would be Rapaport. Brent said he would take him right to the ground.
Shuli came in and said that Michael grew up with black dudes. He said he knows how to fight. Howard said he grew up with black dudes and got his ass kicked as a kid. Shuli said don't do this. He said he doesn't want to see him get hurt. Brent said that he'd take Rapaport right down. Howard said he has to be like 215-220. Brent said that he'd take him down. Shuli said his money is on Rapaport. He said he thinks he'd crush him. Brent said he'll do it. He said he's not Shuli being afraid to get in the ring.
Howard said he was going to do Underdog and Lenny Dykstra but he didn't have time. He said Lenny is training and he's talking about what he'd do to Robin. Shuli said that Bagel Boss guy is dead when he gets in the ring with Lenny. Howard said you have to hear this guy.
Howard had Michael Rapaport back on the phone. Michael said he's got a new song coming tomorrow. He said he will premiere that on the show. He said he doesn't need a band. He said Brent's brain is so feeble. His phone stated cutting out so Howard had to let him go.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's tired of hearing Brent talking about fighting. He said he got knocked out in 23 seconds. Brent said it was 39 seconds. Howard said they need more song parodies to settle this. Shuli asked if Brent can show them some punches. Brent said no. He said he's not the boss so he's not going to do that.
Brent said that Shuli was going to get his ass kicked by that Bagel Boss guy. Shuli said they didn't want to pay him. He said that's the real reason. Shuli said he could kick Brent's ass. He said any guy who talks this much ends up on their back with their eyes blinking.
Richard said he had a wrestling match once and the guy shit his pants and he put him in a headlock. He said he had to quit.
Howard said a lot has been said in there. Brent said Shuli is another one who has to bright up fighting him to get on the air because he's out of material. Howard said they know for sure that Brent won't be going to the fantasy football party that Michael is holding.
Shuli said the other thing that Brent does is clip his nails in the office. He said they go flying all over. Brent said he's glad that it annoys him. Shuli said something about Brent's wife and Brent gave him the eye. He said go ahead and disrespect his wife.
Howard said everyone calm down. Robin asked if they can all just get along. Brent said he wants to kill Shuli. Howard said come on now. He said he saw that he had gone dead in both eyes and he knew something was wrong. They went to break a short time later.
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Robin started her news with a story about Kanye West's church service in Chicago yesterday. She had some audio from the service where people were rapping. That was Chance the Rapper doing his thing in that clip. Howard asked if anyone showed their tits there. Robin said she's not sure that's what he was rapping. Robin said Kanye also performed. She had some audio of that. Howard said that seems like a pretty good hang. He said he would probably go to that. He said it's better than going to Largo. He and Fred did their Steve Brandano impressions talking about Largo. Howard said it's too much Jesus stuff. He said maybe cut back on that.
Robin read a story about the U.S. Open and how that went. She had some details about that. Howard asked if she watched the whole thing. Robin said it was almost 5 hours. She said she did watch the whole thing. Howard asked if she once got kicked out of the U.S. Open. Robin said no. Gary said there was something about her being in a suite too long. Robin said she was in a day session and they did ask her to leave. Howard said Robin is so into tennis. He said look at her. Howard asked if she does things while she's watching or just watching. Robin said sometimes she does other things. Howard said he's not sure if he likes this. Robin had some audio for Howard to play. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about the people in Times Square who dress up so people can have their kids take photos with them. Robin said these are not the real characters. Robin said a perv in an Elmo costume allegedly groped a 14 year old's rear while taking a picture. Robin said the guy was arrested. Robin said as the group posed the guy's hand allegedly started at her back and wandered south. Howard said maybe when you wear a costume you have no idea where your hand is.
Robin read a story about antitrust investigations starting with Facebook and Google. Robin said they're going to look into the large companies to see if they stifle competition.
Robin read a story about a Pennsylvania couple that went on a spending spree after a bank error gave them six figures in their account. Robin said they accidentally put $120,000 in their account. Robin said the couple spent most of the money in a mater of weeks. Howard said no one saves their money. Howard said they will be charged because of that.
Howard said he got a lot of email about his anal belching discussion last week. He said he talked about the water stream from his Toto toilet going into his ass. He read some of that email. Howard said someone wrote in about trying to do the belching thing but they weren't able to do it. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about a pilot strike with British Airways that started today. Robin said all flights were canceled today. Robin said they are looking for more money.
Robin read a story about hurricane Dorian and the death toll in the Bahamas. Robin said 43 have been reported dead so far. They say it could be in the hundreds or thousands by the time they figure it all out. Robin said she was reading about how Sean Connery said he was thankful to be alive after the hurricane. Robin said he stayed there during the storm. Robin said the 89 year old had just celebrated his birthday on the island. Howard said you'd think a guy like that would have evacuated. He said that's odd.
Robin read a story about the President talking about negotiating with the Taliban. Howard said he has no problem with trying to end the war but he doesn't think this administration can come to a solution. Robin said she doesn't think any administration can. Howard said when no one knows about it and there is no game plan then he has a real problem with it. He said you have to have some diplomacy. Robin said if you have a bunch of lunatics is it a bad idea to sit down and talk to them. Howard said no, it's not a good idea. He said the David Crosby interview went better. Robin said they were going to meet at Camp David. Howard said that would have pissed the Taliban off. He said this can't be a negotiation. He said it has to be a surrender. He said this isn't something you can talk about. Robin said now the Taliban says more Americans will die because of the meeting being canceled. Robin said you can't negotiate with this group. Howard said if you look in history there are no negotiations in war. He said when you have something as awful as the Taliban you can't negotiate. He said you can't ask them to stop stoning women. He said they're not going to stop. He said you can't ask them to let more people drive. He said they're not going to stop stoning homosexuals. He said we can't negotiate here. Howard said it's hard to be reasonable with someone who believes they get 70 virgins when they die. He said they have to wait for that surrender which will probably never come anyway.
Robin said that Trump claimed he called off the meeting because of a suicide bombing in Kabul. Howard said it's useless to try to meet with those people. Howard did a live commercial read a short time later.
Robin read a story about a third person entering to oppose the nomination of Donald Trump to run for President in 2020. Robin said Mark Sanford is going to run. Robin had some audio of him talking about that.
Robin read a story about Mike Pence's trip to Ireland and how he was staying at the Trump Resort which was 180 miles away from people he had to meet with. Howard said the military is using his hotels too. Robin said they have to look into wrong doing now because two planes landed at that site in Turnberry, Ireland. Robin said they have to do an investigation into that to see if they're using taxpayer money to support hotels that are in financial trouble. Howard said that seems wrong to him.
Robin read a story about Mick Jagger coming out against the United States stance on climate change. Robin read about what Mick had to say about that. Howard said Mick is right about how we should be the leaders in this whole thing. He said this is the number one issue right now. He said it's startling what's happening. He said the oceans are filled with plastic and the rain forest is burning down. He said it's so distressing that we're going to leave a world that's so dirty for our children. He said the polar ice cap is melting. Howard said there are things we can do to try to counteract this. He said if you think this planet is just for you and don't care about the future then that's a problem. He said he's very disappointed in what Donald has done by pulling the United States out of it. He said he's not sure we can turn this thing around because there are so many people on this planet. He said the eating of animals is an issue. He said everything has to be looked at and addressed.
Robin read a story about President Trump visiting Baltimore this week. Robin said it will be his first visit there since he said it was a rat infested mess in July.
Robin read a story about Kamala Harris apologizing for something she said at a town hall meeting. Robin said a man stood up and said that the President's actions were mentally retarded. Robin said she agreed. Howard said you can't say that. Robin had some audio of Harris talking about that. Howard said the person he likes in all of this is Corey Booker. He said that guy is impressive. Robin said he's dating Rosario Dawson. Howard said every time he sees him interviewed he just makes a lot of sense. He said he likes him. He said he hasn't gotten much traction but he likes the guy. He said he thinks his thinking is more in line with his. He said that Biden might get the nomination. Howard asked Fred who he likes. Fred said it's still too early to tell. Robin said even Rosario Dawson isn't endorsing Booker. Howard said he's a Trekkie and he likes that.
Howard took a call from fake Joe Biden who asked if he can smell her Fro. Robin said that's the kind of thing that isn't going to fly. Howard spent a little time with the fake Joe audio clips. Robin read more about Kamala Harris' apology.
Robin read more about the Taliban meeting story and said that Mike Pompeo was on a show talking about the meeting and why they were holding it. Howard said it ain't happening.
Robin read a story about Kevin Hart and how he's back to walking but he is in pain. Robin said he has a bit of a road ahead of him.
Robin read a story about Billy Bush returning to TV. Robin said he's out doing interviews and saying he would interview the president again. Robin said he claims he was all caught up in talking to Trump when he laughed at his comment about grabbing women by the pussy. Robin said he went through a rough patch after he was fired.
Robin read a story about Sinead O'Connor making an appearance on a show over in England. Robin said she did a pair of covers on that show. Robin said she performed in a Hijab. Robin said she will be touring Ireland soon. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:20am.
Howard started the show talking about how much he loves ''Hey now!'' He said it's the greatest thing ever. He said there isn't a catch phrase on TV better than that. He said it can mean anything. He said he called Ronnie yesterday and told him ''Hey now!'' and he knew he wanted to be picked up. He said he'll just say it when he's on the phone and people are listening in on his calls. He said he'll say it to cheer himself up or give a frustrated one. He said he wants to live a life where he just says ''Hey now!'' He said he's taught a lot of people the term. He said he tells this Mexican guy it and he does it back in a Mexican accent. Robin said that's not true. Howard said it is though.
Howard said this is his favorite part of the song (The Great American Nightmare) where Rob sings about the headless body. He said even his dog had a cool name. He said it was Dracula. He said he's dead now but he was a small French Bulldog or something. He said it was a tiny dog. He said it was cute. He said he also had Godzilla. He said Dracula was a Pug.
Howard said even his girlfriend was Sheri Moon Zombie. He said that's a cool name Zombie. He said he changed it to that. He said it's like Fred changing his name to Eric. He said at least Rob told everyone that. He said Fred didn't tell anyone. Robin wanted to know why he did that. Howard said they went through that like 10 years ago.
Howard took a call from Bobo who asked if he checked out Chris Cuomo. He said he thinks he's nuts. He said he went off on this heckler about calling him Fredo. Robin said they talked about that weeks ago. Bobo said he didn't hear that. Bobo said he compares it to the racial slur of the N-word. Bobo Puppet came out and brought up the story from 6 weeks ago. Howard talked to the puppet instead of real Bobo.
Howard said he will talk to Bobo because he is a fan. Howard told Bobo to go back in time 6 weeks and ask the question again. Bobo asked it and said it slower because he had said ''Chris Chromo'' the first time. Howard asked him to say it again. Bobo fucked it up again and said Chris wrong. Bobo tried it again. Bobo Puppet was doing an impression of him. Howard asked what happens with Bobo. Bobo said it's his Long Island accent. Robin said there is no such thing. Howard said he's from Long Island and he can say it. He said Bobo had 6 weeks to get it right.
Howard said to answer his question that he answered 6 weeks ago... Bobo said they didn't talk about it. Robin said they did. Howard asked what he called him. Bobo said he's insane.
Howard said Chris is Italian and he was out in public. He said Fredo was an idiot and a moron. He said he was out in public and he had his pride and some dipshit called him Fredo. He said Chris knows what that means. He said he was calling the guy an idiot. He said he has a job on CNBC and he's no idiot. He said he told the guy to fuck off. He said any man would do that. Robin said any man other than Bobo. Howard said the guy claimed he thought his name was really Fredo. Howard said you know he's full of it. He said Chris did the right thing and shut the guy up. Howard said then the guy released the video. He said Chris isn't unstable. He said he's a real man. He said it's an insult to call him a Fredo.
Bobo said he compared to the N-word. Howard said nothing compares to that word. He said Chris grew up with a good life and he has to sit there and listen to this shlub. He said he called the guy out. He said Chris did the right thing and everyone knows it. He said everything has become crazy these days. He said years ago they'd take a guy like that had hit him over the head a few times. He said things have changed. He said you can't straighten a guy out anymore. He said this guy was looking to start in with Chris.
Bobo Puppet asked more questions from years and months ago. Howard asked Bobo if he has a question for tomorrow ready. Bobo said he does. He said he will cross this one off. Howard asked if he will come up with one tonight. Bobo said he sometimes already has something written down. He said he'll go through social media sometimes. Howard asked if he has one for tomorrow. Bobo said not yet. He said he has to come up with something. Robin said she loves how he doesn't think of anything on his own. He said he goes to social media. Bobo said that's so it's topical. Howard said this is a six week old story so it's not topical.
Bobo said one thing he'd like is if Howard had his cousin from Blue Oyster Cult to come on and play. Fred laughed. Howard said he has a cousin through marriage. He said that's Eric Bloom. He said they figured out they were cousins. He said he hasn't seen the guy since. He said he's the lead singer.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he was the one who was given Bobo's name 3 years ago. He said he has to strip this Superfan moniker from Bobo. He said he talked about this for like 30 minutes that day. Howard said it's an interesting premise he has there. He said this is Paul Bobo. He said Bobo listens to the show and doesn't know they talked about this already.
Paul Bobo also pointed out that Bobo says he's a Blue Oyster Cult fan but he doesn't know the name of the lead singer. Howard said he's taking away the Superfan name from Bobo. He said he had them on the show and he was on their album. He said Bobo should know that. Paul Bobo said he's no superfan. Bobo told him to get out of here. Howard said he's demoting him.
Howard said he's going to call him Bobo the casual fan. Gary asked of Bobo has a Howard Stern watch. Bobo said yes. Gary said he won a watch on the show but it's just a watch he won on the show. Howard said he doesn't have an actual Howard Stern Watch. Bobo said he doesn't have that one.
Howard asked if Paul Bobo wants to hear a song about hanging up on Bobo. Paul said he'd love that. Howard played the song.
Bobo said he has a question for tomorrow. He said he wondered if he Sal is still vaping after the sudden surge of 5 vaping deaths. Robin said she didn't understand that one. Fred did the read as Bobo Puppet. They broke down the way he read his question. Howard said Bobo was on the phone with this yesterday and he didn't pick up. Howard asked why he lied about not having a question. Bobo said he didn't lie. He said he was on a back page. Howard asked why he would do that. Robin said she hates to tell him but Bobo is an asshole. Howard said come on. He said he doesn't feel that. Robin said he's not lying, he just can't flip a page while he's talking. She said he's not a multitasker. Bobo said he was on the other page.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked Bobo what game Howard played on the air last week that failed. Bobo didn't know the answer. He said he has trouble retaining stuff. He said he can't retain certain stuff.
Howard said there was a game played last week and any superfan would know that. Bobo said he can't remember. Howard asked what it was. Mike said it was the backward song game. Bobo said he doesn't remember that. Howard said they played the Porn Teacher or Real Teacher game last week. The caller said he had two choices and he didn't know either one.
Howard said Bobo must be stripped of his Superfan status. The caller agreed. Howard asked Bobo who was on last week talking about his big cock. Bobo said that was Bloom... Howard said it was Orlando Bloom.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's a bigger fan than Bobo. He said he went through the whole Fredo thing with him before vacation. He said he can't even remember that. Howard said sometimes Bobo brings up the stuff they've already talked about. He said he brings it up again. The caller said that's another way for him to stay on the phone for a long time.
Howard said they're going to call him a long time fan. He said Superfan is a bit too much. Bobo said look at what he sacrificed in 2012. He said he left his family to go up there. Howard said they gave him the tickle chair and he sold it. He said he's some Superfan. Bobo said he had it in his shrine for years and he wasn't able to take it with him when he moved.
Howard said he has Rob from Canada on the phone. Rob said he's like that toupee he had. He said it pretended to be hair and Bobo pretends to be a superfan. Robin said he should be called Bobo the shitty fan. Howard said he's the fan who can't remember the show.
Howard said he thinks Bobo has been exposed. Howard let him go and said he's an amazing guy.
Howard said India tried to send a rocket to the moon but they didn't have much luck. He said they lost contact with it. He said they were trying to find water up there. He said when it came down to it the rocket has to slow down to land. He said they don't want it to crash into the moon. He said he was reading about it and this rocket got to the moon and it didn't slow down enough. Robin said they have to hit the afterburners. Howard said Robin did learn something.
Howard said poor India put a ton of money into that project and it failed. He said they were pretty bummed out about it. Robin said another failure is another step to success. Howard asked if she's the coach for the Jets. He said that poor team. He said they lost a game and they're coming down on the coach. He said they lost by 16 points. He said they had a lead but lost it.
Howard said he can't believe that New York doesn't have a successful team. He said they need a kicker on the Jets. Gary didn't hear Howard talking to him about it. He had Jason asking a question. Howard said good timing there Jason.
Howard said The View went back on the air. Robin said it was so quiet for a while. She didn't know they were off. Howard said he's not sure who the leader is on the show. He said Barbara Walters used to be the one. He said now they get into battles on the show and no one is in control. He said Whoopi seems to be the one who is in control. He said she was the one who sent them to commercial when he was on the show. Robin said all hell breaks loose on that show if she's not there.
Howard said Joy and Meghan are like the Brent and Michael Rapaport of the show. Howard had fake Whoopi on the phone. Whoopi was telling Howard about how she had it made before she was on this show. The other women were arguing behind her as she was talking to Howard. Howard asked why she went on The View. He said she could have been in several movies that he can think of. Fake Whoopi took a hit of her vape. She said she had it made and now what has she done.
Howard asked who is fighting back there. Whoopi said they're driving her mental back there. He said they should hit some acid. Joy and Meghan took hits and said their faces were melting. Whoopi said they're still fighting and she needs help. Howard gave her some suggestions to stop them. He had her throwing a piano on them and putting a bee hive on them to shut them up. They had the sound effects ready to go. Howard asked how it's possible they have these things ready to go. Whoopi said they have a big budget over there at The View.
Howard asked if she has a light saber there. Whoopi said they have one in props. She found it and had that going. Howard asked Whoopi to drown them in a toilet and then whip them with her dreadlocks. She did that. Howard said then throw their bodies in a wood chipper. Then he had her throw them in a bathtub with a toaster. They had all of the sounds ready to go. Whoopi said she has to get back in movies. Howard let them go after that.
Howard said they really do fight with each other every minute. He said they really hate each other too. He said Rosie used to fight with Elisabeth and she still won't talk about Rosie 10 years later. Howard said Rosie said something about there being sexual tension there and Elisabeth freaked out and got upset about her saying that. Howard said Rosie probably wasn't attracted to her and was just saying she's an attractive woman. He said that Elisabeth was an attractive woman.
Robin asked Howard something about the show and a weird thing that happened on there with food. Howard said he knows exactly what she's talking about because he's a real superfan of that show unlike Bobo.
Howard said he reads the Daily Mail and its mostly girls in bikinis and crop tops. He said there's a lot of Hailee Baldwin and Emily Ratajkowski in skimpy shirts. He said she's in there every day. He said Rita Ora is in there every day too. He said you know who is important by reading that paper. He said Britney Spears' husband is in trouble and Britney's therapist died suddenly.
Howard said he could look at Kristen Stewart every day. He said she and her girlfriend never smile. He said he could look at them every day though. He said the Daily Mail has a lot of stories he reads every day. He said they have a lot of celebrity stuff. He said they reported on Chrissy Teigen fighting with Trump. He said imagine the president is fighting with the wife of John Legend.
Howard said he loves looking at the Hadid sisters. He said one is better looking than the other. He said then they have Kendall Jenner in there. He said yesterday they had complete photos of a yacht vacation of Timothee Chalamet and Johnny Depp's daughter. He said she's bent over making out with this guy and they show her thong and titties.
Howard said the other thing is that Lisa Rinna's daughters want to be models but they can't get it done. Howard said he follows Kaia Gerber who is Cindy Crawford's daughter. He said that's the kind of thing he's into.
Howard said the readers of the Daily Mail will ague about who is good looking and not. He said they talk about these beautiful women saying they're not beautiful.
Howard said he was staring at his computer yesterday wondering what to do and he went on there to see these women's asses.
Howard said he read that they're going to reboot the movie Faceoff. He said that was that movie with Nicolas Cage and John Travolta. He said that wasn't even that good. He said that's a bad idea. He said he can tell when something isn't going to be successful. He said he knew when J-Lo was playing a 50 year old stripper it wasn't going to work. Robin said stripper movies never work. Howard said strippers are only good when they're giving you a lap dance. He said it's depressing when they're in movies. He said he could probably make a good one but you have to put a lot of thought into it.
Howard said here were a lot of bad radio movies. He said they said you can't make a good one but they did with Private Parts. He said Good Morning Vietnam was a good radio movie though. He said he thinks his movie gave a good view into the radio business. He said it wasn't over the top. He said he thought it gave radio some gravi tas.
Robin said strippers are by profession a sad profession. She said you can't make a comedy out of that.
Howard said he still can't get over Trump calling off his Taliban meeting because he was fighting with Chrissy Teigen. He said if you can't get over Chrissy Teigen then how are you going to get the Taliban. He said he's the president. He said if he was still talking to him, which he's not, he'd tell Donald that he beat the odds and became president. He said he has to stop fighting with Chrissy Teigen. He said he could be cleaning up the environment and starting a massive effort to clean up the oceans. He said last week he was fighting with Debra Messing. He said you can't even give the impression you have time for that. He said it's Chrissy Teigen who is married to John Legend. He said no one will take him seriously. Robin said some people do.
Howard said who cares if Chrissy Teigen is critical of you. He asked who cares. He said she was in Sports Illustrated. He said no one cares.
Howard said he's fighting with Chrissy Teigen and then they say he's trying to settle the war with the Taliban in the same breath.
Howard said he was so upset that he wasn't able to get through to Ronnie yesterday. He said he was trying to tell him that it's not right to yell out ''show us your tits'' at a party with people from work. He said he was trying to get through to him but Ronnie kept arguing that it was his party and he can do what he wants to at his house. He said he wasn't able to get through to him.
Robin said she was incensed that they were talking about sitting down with the Taliban. Howard said they have to surrender. Robin said you put those people in jail and give leadership to someone else. Howard said he's never against trying to end a war but the Taliban are not reasonable people. Robin said they are still sending out suicide bombers to kill people at weddings.
Howard said he would bring the Taliban in and blow them up when they get there. Howard said he wants all presidents staying at the White House working. He said no golf. He said it's bullshit. He said he's busy playing golf instead of trying to clean up the oceans.
The caller asked how many people he's going to kill in the new Rambo. Howard said it'll be a ton. He said he loves movies like that. He said he loves killing in the movies. He said in real life he's a peace nick. Howard said Rambo has vocal fry though. He said he was the original guy with vocal fry. Howard played a clip from a trailer for the movie. He did his impression of the vocal fry.
Howard said Rambo is all uptight about the killing. He said he saw the promo and they have him retired on a farm. He said he's working with his hands like any soldier would. He said someone does something to piss him off. He said the locals come over and start fucking with him. He said he straps on his vest and the bombs. He said he's got everything. He said someone fucks with his farm and he goes nuts. He said he's almost like Bobo with the Elmer Fudd voice.
Howard said he has a weird kind of celebrity. He said he doesn't get films like that. He said all of these other guys like the late night guys get all of the new movies. Howard said he had to beg Gary to get Karate Kid. He said he'll get Revenge of the Nerds 7 or something. He said he won't even get something that cool. He said that he has a special system to watch movies early but they won't send them to him. He said he even has his name all over the screen and no one will send him a movie. He said they think he'll watch some of these awful movies. He said there's shit there that no one wants to watch it. He said they give you 24 hours to watch stuff and he barely has time to do that. He said he's not going to record it and sell it on the black market. He said no one is going to buy Ernest Saves Christmas from him. He said send him Rambo. He said he's home watching Babe 2: Pig In the City instead.
Robin said maybe Sylvester will hear this and send him the movie. Howard said he's busy with The Chipmunks The Squequel instead.
Howard said if they sent over Rambo in his Pix System he'd watch it that night. Robin said she's also upset about J-Lo possibly being in the Super Bowl this year. Howard said he's not sure if she has any hits. Robin said she has fans. Howard said she's a pretty girl but he can't figure that out. Robin said she was pictured on a yacht recently. Howard said he's grossed out but them. He said the two of them fucking creeps him out. He said that he pictures their feet for some reason. He said they have to take that whole thing private.
Howard said he doesn't know that J-Lo has done. He said her songs aren't that good and her movies aren't good. He said she doesn't really sing. He asked if she could come in and sing acoustically. Robin said no. Howard said he's not sure why she'd be in the Super Bowl. He said that bothers him. He said he'll watch the Kitten Bowl instead.
Howard said she's a dancer and sings to a track. He said that's not what he wants to see. He said they have to take a break. He said if you like her then that's fine. He said he will look at her on Daily Mail though. Howard said he has to get to Underdog in College clips. He said he has to talk about Lenny training for his fight. He went to break after that.
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Howard took a call from Mike from Maine who was talking to someone else. Howard said he picks up and he's talking to someone else. Howard said he's probably on with Bubba. Howard said he's going to count down from 5 and hang up. Mike said he's there. He said he was working. Howard said he must have something important to say. Mike said he's on the same headphones he's on every day. Howard said he his show is going to hell in a hand bag thanks to this guy.
Mike said he loves both Brent and Michael Rapaport and doesn't want to choose sides. Howard asked if that's a question. He said he seems like a decent fellow but why ruin his show. Howard said he's calling up to say he doesn't want to pick sides. Howard asked why call in. Mike said he does have a point of view. He said it's normally easy to pick one side or the other. Howard said he has to get out of this. Mike asked if he has seen the show The Family on Netflix. Howard said he has not. Mike asked him to watch it. Howard said he has to go. He said may he never get a radio show. He said that he has no opinion about anything. Mike said he just hates to choose. Howard said go have a good day.
Howard said that was a call gone wrong. He said he's usually good when he calls in. He said he had nothing to say.
Robin said she was kind of disturbed by how upset Brent got yesterday. Howard said he thinks that song Rapaport wrote was brutal. Robin said it was all in good humor. Gary said Brent just said that it's not in good humor and it's very personal. Howard asked if Brent's song is ready. Gary said he's still working on it. Howard said that song is vicious. He played it and it starts out with Michael calling Brent a dog face.
Howard let the song play through and said even the song is annoying. Robin said everything about it is perfect. Howard said if someone wrote a song like that about Robin she would be upset. Robin said go ahead and write it. Howard said all of the songs about her are about how guys want to fuck her. Robin said she hates the word titties and she just goes on with her life. She said she doesn't get upset.
Howard said there's a lot of mail about Brent and Michael. He said the audience seems to have a genuine hate for Brent. He read some of that email. Howard said he got slammed in the email. Brent said it was all about how he sucks and he didn't even start this. He said it started because Michael is out of his mind. Howard read some mail to Brent. Brent said one of them sounded like Michael wrote it.
Howard read more about Brent and Katelyn and asked what happened there. He said now he's getting slammed. Brent said he made the mistake of sharing his life on the air. He said this is ironic that this is happening. Howard said people think that Katelyn invited that guy into the bathroom. Brent said no one believes her and what her side of the story is. Howard said someone said Brent claimed to see everything that happened but then Katelyn said that the guy grabbed her arm and Brent never said anything about that.
Howard said Rapaport is back on the phone. He said maybe he wants to apologize. Howard picked up and Rapaport said that he isn't going to apologize. He said the song is charting. Brent said the song is real shitty. Howard said the song is funny. Brent said it's a terrible bit.
Rapaport said that he has an exclusive from the party. He said he knows what happened. Brent said no he doesn't. Rapaport said when Brent went in the bathroom his wife grabbed the plunger because the toilet had backed up. Brent asked what he's rambling about. Rapaport said when Brent walked in she thought she saw a shit so she grabbed the plunger. Robin laughed. Rapaport said she was confused. Brent said someone buy him a joke book. He said that was terrible.
Brent said that he won the fantasy football against Will last night. He said that Rapaport had written an email about that. He said he was also bragging about winning the week but Jon Hein won. Rapaport just kept goofing on Brent.
Howard asked about the email that Brent thought he had written. Michael said he didn't write it but if he did hit Brent's wife with his sugar dick she'd love it.
Rapaport was calling Brent a muppet and a Fraggle Rock looking guy. Brent said that he's not going to his party and he's going to a heavy metal concert he night before. Rapaport laughed. Howard asked what he listens to. Rapaport said he listens to a lot of different kinds of music. Howard said he's not going to go through this again.
Gary said they have a new song from Michael that will be up in about 10 seconds. Howard asked where Brent's song is. Brent said he has a new composition that he'll be singing the lyrics to today.
Howard said this is hot off the presses. He asked if Rapaport has anything to say about this. Brent asked why he started with him to begin with. Rapaport said he's being a little bitch. He said he wants him to say that he submits to Mr. Rapaport. Howard asked what he's doing here. Rapaport said Brent just doesn't understand. He said that this song is going to bury him.
Howard said he has a police officer on the phone who doesn't believe Brent's story. He picked up and said that they're definitely lying. Brent said that he thanks him for his service but this is scary. He said he has the power to take people's liberty away and this is what he's saying. The caller said an email already touched on this. He said that Brent and Katelyn's stories are different. He said Brent's side was different than Katelyn. He said they have two answers for what's going on there. He said also Brent was talking very softly when he was defending her. He said he normally yells and screams when he's defending her. He said he doesn't think Brent believes her. Brent said this is why they can't trust the cops. Brent said this is what's going to happen if anything ever happens to her. He said they both have permits and they will handle things themselves. He said anything could happen. He said you have to protect yourself.
Howard asked Brent what he has to say about that cop's theory. Brent said he didn't see everything that went on with that guy. He said he just saw him going into the bathroom after Katelyn. He said he doesn't know what he did before that. He had just come around a corner.
Howard said he has another song from Rapaport to play. Howard asked what the song is called. Rapaport said it's called Intergalactic Ugly. He said his producing team has been mixing it all evening. He said he's very proud of it. He said it's charting in North Korea. Brent said this is so lame.
Howard said he has not heard this song yet. Brent said he's sure it'll be just as awful as the other one. Howard played the song which was to the tune of The Beastie Boys ''Intergalactic.'' It was Michael bashing Brent's looks again. Brent said this was real shitty. He said no one was laughing in there. He said it was white boy rapping and it was terrible. Rapaport said that he has to stop commenting on rap.
Gary said they were laughing in the office. Rapaport said they picked the Beastie Boys because Brent has a beastly face. Brent said he's very consumed with his looks and man on man sex. He said it's something he uses as an insult all the time. He said he wants to know when he can get in the octagon with him. Rapaport said no one is fighting. He said he's a moron. Rapaport said he's on tour doing comedy. Brent said he heard he's bombing. Rapaport said his Netflix show is coming out. He said that's A-Typical. He said he'll be in New York doing comedy at Caroline's. He said he's giving away tickets to a fan. Brent said he heard the show is terrible and he's bombing. He said don't waste your money and see this fuck. Rapaport said he's a prolific performer. Brent said he's good at reading other people's lines. Rapaport told him to shut his fucking mouth. He said if he was gay Brent would turn him straight. Brent said he might be gay because he's so angry about this stuff.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she's on Team Rapaport. She said that he has more style and he's a tour de force. She said that Brent is always talking about what an idiot Rapaport is but he has a midget of a mind.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's team Brent. He said he's a veteran and he has to be on Brent's side. Howard said Bobo gets more support in the email than Brent does so this is good to hear.
Howard took a call from a guy who said Rapaport started this for no reason. He said he seems to have mental illness. Rapaport laughed in a way that sounded mental. Howard said that laugh makes it sound like he'd be a good Joker. Robin said she thinks of De Niro in Cape Fear.
Howard took a call from a woman who said Rapaport is an ugly has been. She said he's butt ass ugly. Rapaport told her to back up dog face. She called Rapaport an ugly Jew. Brent said she didn't have to go there. Howard said Kim the Nazi likes Brent. The caller said she's a gun owner too. Howard said okay. Rapaport and Kim went at each other a little bit. She told him to get a real job. Howard said Brent is defending this anti-semitic woman. Brent said he can't go there.
Howard said he has someone who supports Brent and likes Kim on the phone. The guys were playing Hitler clips. Brent distanced himself from that.
Rapaport said he feels like he's working with someone who doesn't bring anything to the show. He said he feels like his point has been made. He said Brent is ugly. Brent said he's consumed with his looks. Brent said he's going to clean his clock if he sees him. He said anytime he'll take him on. Rapaport said all he's going to do is watch him sugar dick his wife in a swinger's club.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he has the solution to this whole thing. He said he's the same size as Brent is and he'll go into the octagon for Michael. Howard asked if Rapaport needs a man to fight for him. Rapaport said he's an A-list celebrity so he's not going to fight him. Brent said he is not A-list.
Howard took a call from a woman who claims she's a psychiatrist and said that she really likes Brent and thinks he's interesting. She said that Rapaport has the emotional development of a child. Rapaport said she says that like it's a bad thing. She said she hopes it's all shtick. She said if he did this in real life he wouldn't be able to get a job. Howard said he thinks he does feel these things. The caller said she finds this kind of aggravating and not that entertaining. She said this is the level that children fight at.
Howard asked if this alarms Rapaport at all. Rapaport said not at all. He said she needs a psychiatrist herself.
Howard said he has to wrap this up. He said tickets are available for Michael at Caroline's. Rapaport said he's in a few places. He said you can find out where at MichaelRapaportComedy.com
Brent brought up the harassment charge that Rapaport had against him in the 90s. Rapaport said some more stuff about Brent's wife and Brent said that's just going to make his beat down even worse. He said he's a privileged little rich boy. He said he's going to crack his mask. He said he never had anyone whoop his ass but he's going to get one.
Rapaport asked if Brent spits or uses olive oil when he's jerking off while his wife is getting fucked. Brent said that he's fucking another woman while she's getting fucked.
Howard said Brent's new song will be out later this week. He gave Michael some plugs for A-Typical. He asked what that show is about. Michael said it's about a dysfunctional family and one of the kids has autism. He said the third season will be out in the next 2 months or so. Brent said Michael plays the autistic kid. Rapaport said now he's insulted the whole autistic community. Brent said all he did was insult Rapaport.
Howard said he's still not sure why they're fighting. Brent said Rapaport is so exhausting. Robin asked what would happen if they fought. Would the decks be cleared. Brent said no. Howard said lets say they do fight and Brent beats him. Michael laughed. Howard said lets say it happens. He asked what it would solve. Brent said he just wants to make himself feel better by ripping him limb from limb. Rapaport said he would come back with 3 more songs after he beats him. Brent said that he's not going to get in the ring. Howard asked if he would feel bad if he gave him brain damage. Brent said not even for a second.
Gary said Rapaport is due on the Wrap Up Show in the next few weeks. He asked if he's going to be okay. Brent said he's fine because he's at work. Gary said they had a conversation yesterday about this and wondered if they can go downstairs and fight. Brent said that's a crime. He said you can't do that. He said you have to have a consent for contact. Howard wrapped up with Brent and Michael. He said the new song from Brent is coming soon. He let Michael go and Brent said this whole thing is really weird. He said he's never had someone kick his ass. He said he doesn't intimidate him. Robin said that they don't believe in corporal punishment for children. Brent said he's not a child. He said he's in it for the violence.
Howard said that's all the time they have for this. He said they have to take a break and get to the Underdog and Lenny Dykstra stuff. He said he has so many people on the phones though.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he wants to defend Rapaport. He said he loves Brent but every time Rapaport comes on it's gold. He said he was fantastic.
Howard took a call from a woman who said that she was fuming in her car. She said listening to Brent there are two things. He said he uses the word pussy over and over. She said it gives the word a negative connotation and she'd like him to stop using the word. Robin said it was beginning to grate on her too. Howard asked if she prefers cunt. The caller laughed. She said that she doesn't want that either. Howard said Lenny uses the word in a nicer way.
The caller said that they have to address the gun comment too. She said he kind of skimmed over that. She said that Brent and his wife are carrying guns but they go to swingers clubs and take off all their clothes. Howard said he's sure Brent isn't bringing his gun there. The caller said that they're saying that they protect themselves but that's just crazy. Howard said Brent doesn't carry his gun in the Northeast because that's not legal.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that every group of guys has a friend like Rapaport. He said Brent just wants to fight. He said he's a big pussy.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he thinks Brent would kick Rapaport's ass in a fight. He said he probably wouldn't eve show up. He said he's a has been wannabe. He said he thinks Brent would beat the shit out of him.
Howard took another call from a guy who said Brent talks a lot of shit but every challenge he's been in he's lost handily. He asked why he can talk shit about beating Rapaport up but when he meets a dude in a bathroom with his wife he doesn't do anything to that guy? Howard said that's interesting.
Howard took a call from a guy who said Brent is full of shit and Rapaport is the man. Howard said that was brief but very poignant.
Howard took a call from Apples who asked if Brent is going to therapy at all. He said he seems to have a lot on his plate.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said she's on Brent's side and this came out of nowhere. She said Rapaport's second song sucked monkey dick. She said she's Team Brent.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's on Rapaport's side in this. He said Brent is just doing the ''I know you are but what am I?'' thing.
Howard took a call from the guys in the back office who were calling in as a guy who swings with Brent. He said he thinks Brent is getting a bum rap there. Howard let him go and wrapped up. He said there's big controversy there. He said he's not sure how this big feud broke out. He went to break after that.
Robin said she saw that Chester Bennington's wife announced she's engaged 2 years after he's gone. Robin said some people are upset about that but she has the right to that. Robin said she says she's going to do her best to preserve his memory.
Howard said they had some wild fights going on in there. He said it all started with the fantasy football they have there. He said he's not part of it himself. He said if they bet on Bachelor in Paradise he's right there with them. Howard said Michael is having a luncheon with the guys from the fantasy football league but Brent isn't going. Howard asked if JD is going. JD said he can't make it. He said he thinks it's just a hang out. He said he has something scheduled that day. Howard asked what he has going on. JD said his wife got him a wine tour thing so they're doing that.
Howard said he's really drinking up a storm. JD said not really. Howard asked where they're going. JD said somewhere out on Long Island. Howard asked if you get tired of going to these winerys. JD said not really. He said they're all different. Howard said you'd think he'd rather go to Rapaport's house.
Howard said he didn't this but Underdog went to college. He said he had no idea. He said that he has known her for so long and didn't know she went to college. Howard said every aspect of her life goes horribly wrong.
Howard said this is from a show called Checkerboard Kids. He said they have people on the show like Suzanne Muldowney, also known as Underdog. He said this guy Phil hosts the show. He said they asked her what she wanted to talk about and this is what it was. He said this is Checkerboard Phil talking to Suzanne about whatever she wants to talk about.
Howard played the clip and Suzanne was telling Phil about going to college and how people mistreat each other in school. She said they are more diabolical than children or teens. Howard said she is the best guest on a show. Robin said she's the best guest for this host too.
Howard played a clip where Suzanne was talking about how she had to dress outlandishly as certain kind of people. She said they had to look ridiculous in their classrooms before their teachers. Phil asked her what she had to wear. Suzanne said one time they had to dress as babies. She said they had to wear pajamas and things like that. She said it was disgraceful and embarrassing for them. Phil said it sounds like some form of fun. Suzanne said not for her.
Howard said this sounds like a crazy college. Robin said she would have found another way. Howard said Suzanne went to her mother about it and she wasn't empathic with her in any way. Howard played a clip of Suzanne talking about that. Suzanne was talking about how her mother told her that was part of growing up and she mustn't think she's too good not to go along with it. Suzanne asked how dressing outlandishly is preparing you for life.
Howard said even her mom wanted to be left alone. He said she gets so worked up. Robin said she is as angry about it now as she was then. Robin said she's still pissed. Howard wondered if she has ever had a good day. Robin said she doesn't think so.
Howard said Suzanne has a nephew and she warned him about going off to college. Robin said imagine having her as an aunt. She said she would have been scared.
Howard played a clip of Suzanne talking about her nephew and how she wanted to warn him about hazing. Suzanne said that her brother said that they frown on it these days. She angrily asked where those people were when she was made to suffer. Howard asked if the movie Carrie was about her.
Howard played a clip of Suzanne talking about how she had a woman ask her who in the world she thinks she is. She said that she told the woman that she was a student who was trained to act decently. She said her school had proper manners. She said that she was told her high school was stupid for not having a program like they have. She said this woman insulted her high school.
Howard said this host is good. He said he stays out of her way. Howard said this college sounds like it was set up just to fuck with Suzanne. He said it sounds like nothing else got done there. Robin said it sounds like it was just these antics.
Howard said Suzanne warned people going to college that you had better watch how you behave around your fellow students. She said that you don't want to be labeled as a bully or an exploiter. She said that makes you all devils. She said God is watching you. She said God keeps lists so you had better watch out. The host thanked her for the interview.
Howard said he has Underdog on the phone now. He picked up and fake Underdog was telling him about this school she has for Vlad the Impaler. She was freaking out like the real Suzanne about people degrading her. Howard asked fake Underdog to sing for them. She sang a song for him and had him cracking up.
Howard said that was a very catchy song. He asked if she knows others. Fake Underdog sang another one about god watching her. She said God has you on his list. Howard said he has her back. He said he doesn't like that people were nasty to her. Underdog stuttered and said she appreciates that. She mentioned seeing the episode of Happy Days where Fonzie jumped the shark. She said that won't happen at her university. Howard wrapped up with her a short time later.
Howard asked if he could start another web site. Jon said he could but he can't call it Jump the Shark. Howard said they don't even have the archives now. He said that's kind of mind blowing.
Howard said he knows a guy who sold his company to a big company and they bankrupted it. He said they don't care about it either. He said it's weird. Jon said it was weird when they did it with his site. He said they let it go after he was on with them for a year. He said that they had tons of users and they just let it go. Howard asked why they didn't go to Jon and ask him if he wanted to run it again. Jon said they did put a team on it and then they outsourced it to Australia. He said it kills him to this day because he took great pride in it.
Howard asked if Jon still takes down notes about when shows went bad. Jon said he does. He said that's what they did before the web site.
Howard said this woman he was talking to was fascinated with Jon. He said that she wanted to meet him. Jon said he'd be happy to meet her. Howard said he doesn't really give a fuck but he did spend some time talking to her about Jon.
Howard asked if The Walking Dead jumped the shark. Jon said it did. He said it was when Neegan did his bat thing. He said it was around that time. He said it doesn't mean the show is terrible but it will never be as good. Robin asked when Dexter jumped the shark. Jon said he loved that show. He said probably after the John Lithgow season. Robin said that was it.
Howard asked about The Sopranos. He said that never jumped. Robin said oh yes it did. Jon said that's tricky. He said it was so good for so long. He said he didn't love the season with the dream sequence where he was walking around in Las Vegas. He said that's a nit pick though. Robin said she didn't think it was as good when the Russians were running around in the woods. She said after that it started to suck. Howard said that was great.
Jon said that some people think it's when the mom died and they went with the hologram. Robin said some think it's when the therapist had misgivings with him. Jon said that's a fair point.
Howard asked about Game of Thrones. Jon laughed. Howard said that dark episode did it for him. Jon said he thinks when the hole got put in the wall in the second to last season.
Howard asked about Seinfeld. He asked if there's a show that never jumped. Jon said Breaking Bad maybe. Howard said after the guy died who was the kingpin may have been it. He said once Gus was gone it wasn't as good. Jon said he disagrees. He said he would say it never jumped. Howard said Larry Sanders never did. Jon agreed.
Howard asked if Seinfeld ever did. Jon said when Larry David left it did. He said it was never as good. Howard asked if shows jump the shark and then go back to being great. Jon said he thinks so but he'd have to think about that. Howard said he thinks Bewitched did it. Jon said he thinks it jumped the shark and never jumped back. Howard said Gilligan's Island never did. Jon said when the Harlem Globetrotters went to the island and played that's when it jumped. He said a Russian Cosmonaut went there once too.
Howard said The Munsters never jumped. Howard asked when Star Trek jumped. Jon said that some say it was the Tribble episode. He said it's hard to pinpoint on that show because it was so short.
Howard said he thinks that Jon should come to his house. He said he should have him over to one of his parties to do this. He said he can sit there and do this.
Howard said True Blood jumped the shark when everyone got superpowers. Jon said that happens a lot. He said people will die and come back. He said every night for 10 years he would spend 2 or more hours a night working on the web site.
Robin said another thing that was a hallmark of jumping the shark is having a kid on the show. Jon agreed. He said when people split up too. He said people got angry when Rhoda broke up on her show.
Howard asked when Friends jumped. Jon said that was when Ross and Rachel broke up for the 7th time.
Howard said he still watches Gotham. Jon said they're done. Howard said he doesn't think they ever jumped. Jon said he will take his word for it. He didn't watch. Howard asked what the best show of all time is. Jon said Twilight Zone was great. He said Honeymooners was great. He said Breaking Bad and Seinfeld too. Howard said Honeymooners might be the best of all time. Robin said she thinks Twilight Zone was the best. She said that they hit it out of the park every week. Jon said Mary Tyler Moore and All in the Family was great too. Robin said they jumped the shark. She said they had people leaving and they just kept it on too long.
Robin said the show The Affair jumped the shark. Howard said the first season was great but then it blew. Robin said it was very tough to take.
Howard said he thinks Killing Eve might have jumped. Jon said he liked the second season but the first one was much better. He said the show Fleabag is a great one too. He said it's more difficult to say if they jumped the shark because British shows are shorter.
Howard said he loves Ray Donovan but it may have jumped when the father got out of prison and they stopped looking for him. Robin said she loves John Voight and she had to keep watching. Jon said it definitely has. Howard said that woman who plays his assistant is so hot. He asked if she's a lesbian in real life. Jon and Robin weren't sure about that. Robin said she plays it very well. Howard said she's super hot.
Howard said he was watching porn last night and ran across a step father who was fucking his step daughter for not doing well in school. He said the girl was so hot in the movie. He said this fucking guy disciplines her by ripping her top off and putting his hand down her pants. He said he starts eating her out eventually. He said she's loving it but in real life you'd be in jail already. He said he banged her after she blew him. He said he didn't get to that part though. He said he was already done. Howard said he watched Bachelor in Paradise after that. He said then he had to have a banana because he was hungry.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said The Sopranos never jumped the shark. He said they never mentioned that. Howard said they did talk about that. Ralph said he's a little off today.
Howard said he heard Ralph behaved at Ronnie's party. Ralph said he hung out with Memet and his girlfriend and they were fun to hang out with. He said he was surprised by that.
Ralph said he's really tired of this Rapaport on the show. He said he's just doing it for attention. Howard said Brent wants to kill him though. Ralph said his song wasn't funny. He said it was just mean and nasty. Robin asked who cares what Michael thinks. Howard said that's a good point too. Ralph said Michael starts with Gary too but Gary ignores it. He said there's no reason to walk around being an asshole. Howard let him go after that.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if they have ever seen Mindhunter. Howard said he loves the show. Robin said that guy is so creepy great on that show. Howard said they have to take a break and get to news. He said he has to get home and get on his Peloton. He said he has meetings too. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
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Howard said the person he thought was hot yesterday was on Nicole Wallace on MSNBC. He said yesterday he did his work and then his Shrimp Parmesan came at 4:30. He said he threw half the spaghetti out of course. He said he had a side of steamed broccoli. He said he gets so excited. He said he has a cup of boiling water with that. He asked why he doesn't just beat himself with a chain. Robin said he's only having a little more fun than Suzanne Muldowney. Howard said he's like a shut in. He said he gets so excited. He said he records the news and rewinds to 4:00 and watches Nicole Wallace. He said he has never seen her body but she has a very nice face. He said she seems like a nice woman and knows all the current events. He said she says ''sort of'' too much though. He said it's so annoying. He said they all do that ''sort of'' thing. He said she's the worst offender. Robin said she thought he broke her of that. Howard said she went back to doing it the next day.
Howard said he was looking Nicole over. He asked how old she is. Fred said she's 47. Howard said that's the appropriate age. He said he thinks she's a catch. He said he's not sure what her body is doing but he'd assume she's in good shape. He said she's always bragging that she was part of George Bush's cabinet. Fred said she was his communications director. Howard asked if there are any shots of her body. Robin sake if he really needs that. Howard said he's very happy with his wife but he's curious. He said it was announced last year that she's getting divorced. He said he knows someone he could set her up with.
Howard said they say she helped Sarah Palin with her speeches during her election run. Howard said she's getting divorced too. Howard said her views are retarded or maybe mentally handicapped since he can't say that.
Howard said Nicole Wallace has a nice body too. He got a picture of her from the guys. Howard said she looks like she's in good shape. Howard said she's very attractive. He said he'd have to break her of that habit she has. He said he could bring her to Ronnie's party. He asked what he would yell at her at the party. Fred played some drops of Ronnie talking about his party.
Howard said he sees that she's dating someone. He said she must have met someone at MSNBC. He said she's probably seeing that guy who is always in front of the map. He said she's seeing this guy Michael who is always on her show. He said he saw she was gushing over him the other day. He said he should have been suspicious.
Howard said he has Sarah Palin audio book on the phone. He took the call and the guys played some edited together clips they made using Sarah's audio book. They had Sarah talking about how she's tired of her husbands small cock and she's looking for black cock. They had a really long one where they had her telling all kinds of sex stories about various celebrities and political figures. Howard asked her to repeat it and then took that back. Howard said it took them 3 months to put that sentence together. He thanked Sarah for calling in. They weren't done playing clips though. They played a couple more. They had her calling Elisabeth Hasselbeck a cunt.
Robin said that Todd Palin has filed divorce papers and said that it was impossible to live together anymore because of their differences. Howard said he has to do a commercial and then get to the news. He did a live commercial read and went to break.
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Robin started off with a story about Alex Trebek who is doing well after his cancer treatments. Robin said he looked chipper and happy to be there on Jeopardy. Robin had some audio from the first episode of the 36th season. Robin said he's 79 years old. Howard asked if his prayers for Alex helped. Robin said maybe it worked. Howard said he's kicking cancer's ass.
Robin read a story about the helicopter company that said they were going to give tours to dogs in their open door helicopters has backed off and ended the practice. Howard said it was an all time bad idea. He said he's glad they're stopping that. Robin said they announced it yesterday and said they never endangered an animal. Howard asked about the Jet Skis for cats idea he and Robin had. He said that was such a bad idea to hang their dog out of a helicopter.
Howard took a call from a woman who said that it seems odd that Howard won't watch a 50 year old stripper movie but he wants to see a 70 year old Rambo movie. Howard said Sylvester Stallone puts out good movies. Robin didn't agree. Howard said he just doesn't buy J-Lo as an actress. He said he's not a fan. He said he loves Stallone movies. Robin said they're not great movies. Howard said he just doesn't remember J-Lo in any memorable role. He said she looks great for 50 but movies about strippers have to have some reality in them. He got frustrated with the argument and said she can put her money in that if she wants. He said they're comparing Rambo to a stripper movie. He said this isn't about their looks. He said she can play a female Rambo and he'll watch. Howard said he also wants to correct Robin. She said he didn't write Rambo First Blood. Howard said he actually did co-write it. Fred played a ''It's over Johnny'' clip from Rambo. He played the extended version of it. Howard said he loves Rambo. Robin said she does too but he's too old for it. Howard said she can't comment on it if she hasn't even seen it. Howard said he saw the trailer for this movie and it looks like the greatest thing ever. Robin said a great movie was Gran Torino. Howard said that was great too. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin got back to the Rambo First Blood thing and said there are 4 writers credited with that movie. Gary asked her to give him a break because he's trying to get him on the show. Robin said she loves his movies and she's seen every one. Howard said he has killed 445 people as of the last Rambo film.
Robin read a story about how New York is the most expensive place to retire to. Robin said New Jersey and Connecticut were close by. Robin said the cheapest to retire to is Missouri. Howard said why not go there and live cheaply there. Howard said the only bad part of that is that it's Missouri. He said it sounds awfully close to misery. Howard said he's been around the country and it's really all the same. He said he lived in Hartford and he loved it. He said he loved Washington DC too. He said he loved Boston and Detroit too. He said things were so much easier in those places. He said he took his mother to Chinese and she said it's not like the big apple. Howard said he took her to the best restaurant in Detroit and she didn't think it was good. He said you had to hear her. He said in Washington he got buckets of fried chicken and spaghetti. He said he was up around 250 pounds at that time. He said he loved that stuff. He said it was like an orgy. He said he was so happy. He said he misses being fat so much. Howard said Robin used to goof on him about how fat he was. Robin said she heard a noise when he walked. It was his thighs rubbing together. Howard said he had bigger breasts than Robin at one point.
Howard said he gave his box of old bras to Robin. He said he's thin now. He said he was scraping off the cheese from his shrimp parm and throwing away half the spaghetti. He said things are going well. Robin asked how much water he's drinking. Howard said he has to pee every half hour. He said he wakes up 2-3 times a night because he drinks so much. He said he used to eat a bucket full of spaghetti. He said now it's a thimble full. He said they say you should think of it as a side. He said think about that.
Robin asked if he scrapes everything off his shrimp. Howard said he keeps some of the breading on. He said he has to have somewhat of a life. Howard said he's been eating fake burgers lately. He said he puts on all of the sides. He said it tastes like a real burger. He said it's just as good. Robin said she's not sure if she can trust him. Howard said he has to tell her off their what he's eating. He said he doesn't want a rush on his burger. He said they make fries. Real fries. He said they have a salad too.
Robin read a story about how Wendy's stopped serving breakfast for a while but they're bringing it back. Robin said they're hiring 20,000 people so they can bring it back nationwide. Robin said they have some new products for that. Howard said people are going to be so fat. He said now they're going to be even fatter. Fred played some Wendy the Slow Adult puking drops.
Robin read a story about The View being off the air for a while. Robin said they're back to work and Pam Anderson was on last week. She said she's a friend of Julian Assange and she was talking about him on the show. Robin said Meghan McCain didn't like that. Robin had some audio of Pam and Meghan arguing. Howard said he hopes Pam was wearing a bathing suit at least. Robin said you have to love that show. Howard said yeah, good for them.
Robin read a story about Felicity Huffman possibly getting a month in jail. Robin said Meghan McCain was saying that doesn't seem like enough. Robin said Felicity is trying to get less time because she thinks it's a victimless crime. Howard asked if she thinks she'll get a month. Robin said she thinks she will get a month in prison. Fred said no. Howard agreed with Fred. He said the jails are so filled up that very few people do jail time. He said she did a very bad thing though. He said anyone playing by the rules got fucked. He asked who these people are who care so much about where their kids go to school. He said he was happy wherever his kids got into on their own. He said he doesn't get what they're teaching their kids by doing that. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard said he's going out to California next month to do the show. He said the company wants him to inaugurate their new studios out there. He said he's not happy to do it but he'll do it. He said he likes the guys who run the company so he's doing it. He said the book company wants him to promote for Christmas. He said the book did amazingly well and the publisher wants him to go out and tell people to get it for Christmas. He said he's going on Bill Maher's show. He said he thinks it's booked already. He said he's going to offer himself to the Ellen Degeneres Show. He said he's never done that one. He said if Jimmy is a real friend he'll tell him he doesn't have to do it. He said he may already be booked for all he knows. He said he will do those three shows and do his pitch. He said he'll remind people that it is a good gift.
Robin asked if he'll go see Conan. Howard told her to shush. He said he was the best interview but he did his Podcast. Robin said David Spade has a new show too. Howard asked what's going on with her. He said she has to stop it.
Howard said he told Bill he wants to be first on and then he's done. He said if he does Ellen's show he will dance but he doesn't want to be scared. He said if she scares him he doesn't want to have a heart attack. He said he'll punch someone in the head if they scare him. He said he'll go on the show and talk but he doesn't want to play games. He said he told Fallon that too. He said he just wants to go on and talk. Robin asked if he's not doing the Corden show. Howard said he's doing three shows and that's it. He told her to stop with that. He said he told Jimmy no fucking parties for him either. He said he doesn't want a party. He said he wants to be sequestered for a week. He said he's going to a hotel for a week and that's it. He said leave him alone and leave him be. He said he's glad the book did well and he will do some promotion for it and that's it.
Robin asked what time they are broadcasting. Howard said he's going to figure that out today. Robin said she wants to know when they're going to be on. Howard said he doesn't know yet. He said he was getting all worked up. He said he asked Jimmy if his shows get bigger ratings when he goes to New York and he said yes. He said he didn't think so.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said the fans are trilled that he's going out there to California. She said that they can get tickets to see him on the shows he's going on. Howard said he has to hang up on her. He asked Robin what else is in the news.
Robin asked if he wonders what's going on with Harvey Weinstein. Howard said he actually does. Robin said they have issued a statement about Gwyneth Paltrow. Robin said Harvey says he didn't do anything to her. Robin said they claim that she didn't need help to get work so he didn't do anything to her because she was royalty. He also wonders why she continued to work with him if he was such a bad guy.
Howard had Harvey Weinstein drops on the phone. He spent a short time talking to the fake Harvey clips. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about the guy who was charged with groping a 14 year old girl while dressed as Elmo. She said they talked about that yesterday and today they say that about 24 people per hour have reported some kind of unwanted touching by the mascots in the Times Square area. Robin asked who these people are going up to these people to get pictures. Howard said it's very important to get a photo with them. Howard wondered if Elmo is on Brent or Rapaport's side.
Robin read a story about Britney Spears who has to find a new psychiatrist after her's died suddenly. Robin said she has to find a new conservator after her father had a run in with one of their kids. Robin said this new conservator has a lot of power and he can keep people away from Britney with any means necessary. Howard said you never get tired of hearing about her life. Robin said the whole thing is odd.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's 50 years old and he's been with a number of women over the course of his life. He said this girl in high school was gorgeous from the legs up but she had big, ugly man feet. He asked if Beth would have been different if she had ugly man feet. Howard said any guy who is that concerned with feet has a problem. He said if you're into feet you're a fucking idiot. He said he never looked at feet. He said any time a woman wants to have sex it's great. He said he'd fuck a girl with hooves, who cares. Howard asked Fred if he cares about feet. Fred said she could have stumps there. He doesn't care. Howard said it's a nice bonus if they have nice feet but get over it.
Robin read a story about the vaping thing and how some people are getting ill from it. Howard said they invented something to replace cigarettes. He said they invented the e-cigarettes and they're being lied to again. He said you're breathing in chemicals into your lungs. He said Sal vapes and he's killing himself. He said he's got that Juul thing and it's plugged in all the time. He said it has the chemicals in there. He said Sal claims he's going to cut down.
Robin asked what about quitting. Howard asked if Sal is going to quit. Sal came in and said that he has cut back by about 50 percent. He said he wants to quit. Howard said he has that stuff that had a skull and crossbones on it. Sal said he stopped that. He said he uses other stuff now. Howard said maybe go back to smoking. Sal said he's down to 3mg of nicotine. Howard said this thing that they invented might be worse for you than smoking. Sal said he knew something was going to happen. Robin said people think it's so safe. She said this is why they don't stop it. Robin said people smoke pot because it's natural. Robin said it's the juice that's the problem in these vape pens. Howard said Sal would use the stuff with a skull and crossbones on it. Sal said he is cutting back. Howard asked how you even do it once. Sal said it's addictive. Howard told him to stop today. Sal said he'll try. He said he's been weaning down.
Howard said he was told he can't drink coffee so he stopped that day. Howard said he stopped drinking when he was told he should stop. Sal said he has great will power. Howard said it's a choice between living or not living. Sal said he's going to try. He said you get stressed out. Robin told him to suck his thumb. Howard said just quit. Sal said he quit smoking cold turkey. Howard said Richard doesn't like walking with Sal because he's in a cloud of vape vapor all the time. Sal said there are people smoking weed out there on the street. He said that has to stop.
Richard came in and said ''Honey you have to stop.'' Howard said stop with the honey stuff. Richard said he's been trying to get him to stop for years. He said he hates this. He said it worries him about his health too. He said he wants him to stop for his own heath. Howard asked how long it takes to stop something that's killing you. Richard said it's hard. Howard said he doesn't get why it's so hard. He said it's killing him and he should stop in a second. He told Richard to take the juice and dump it. Sal said it cost him 20 bucks. Howard asked if he's done with it. Sal said he's done. Howard said he's putting this shit in his lungs. He asked what he's doing with this. Sal wasn't sure he wanted to throw it out. Sal said it's a big moment. Howard said he'll throw it out right now. Sal said do it. He said the vape pen was 40 bucks. Sal said the vape juice can go too. Howard said now he's a fucking man. Sal said this is horrible. Richard said he'll be digging in that can later. Sal said he knows he should quit.
Howard asked what else he's addicted to. Sal said Richard's penis. Howard said just quit when you have to quit. He said he can control his own intake. Richard asked if he wants to be happy though. Howard told him to get out. Sal said now he's going to be cranky. Richard said he'd rather have him cranky and alive than not have him around. Howard said nothing is hard. Sal said that's including his penis. Robin asked if he's having problems. Sal said he has a slow drip problem. He said the dripping goes on and he has dribble. Howard said roll up some toilet paper and shove it in his underpants. Sal said he has it in his pouch right now. Richard asked to see it. Sal took it out and had Richard cracking up. He said it looks like a Molotov Cocktail. Howard said that's a great invention right there. Sal was hard so Howard wondered what's going on. Sal said he had a lump on his nuts too. He said he felt something odd and had to see a doctor.
Howard asked if this vape juice is going to make him sick. Sal said he'll have Richard take it out of there. He did that for him. Howard said good for Sal stopping that. Sal said he's looking forward to going to L.A. Howard said he's not even sure if Sal is going to L.A.
Howard took a call from fake Sal's wife who said she's upset that he quit vaping. She said she wants him to take it up again.
Howard asked about Sal's nuts. Sal said he has a cyst on the side of his testicles but it's not cancerous. He said if it was cancer it would be very hard. He said if it feels very hard then see a doctor. Sal said he was very worried about that but he's fine.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she has to applaud Sal. She said her mom has stage 4 lung cancer and it's very hard to watch someone crumble over cigarettes. Sal said he's very sorry about that. Howard let her go. Sal said that the guys back there in the office should stop vaping too. Howard said don't worry about them. Howard said Sal goes around telling them that he had a cancer scare but it wasn't. He said a cancer scare is when they tell you it's cancer and it turns out not to be cancer. Howard kicked him out and got back to news.
Robin read a story about Donald Trump talking about North Carolina and how they'll rebuild after the hurricane. Robin had some audio clips of Trump for Howard to play. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:30am.
Howard started the show talking about how he got suckered again and stayed up until 10:30 watching Bachelor in Paradise. He said he's paying for it now. He said he's tired. Robin said she did too. She said she couldn't believe it when the alarm went off. Howard said he's obsessed with the show. Robin said there's only one more episode. Howard said he hates that he's so into the show. Robin said she wishes she had been watching NPR or something instead.
Howard said today is 9/11 and 18 years ago today they were on the air when it happened. He said they were on the air until after noon. He said when he thinks back on that he can't understand why Robin's driver left. Robin said they pulled all of their cars off the road. Howard said society breaks down in seconds when they think the apocalypse is happening. He said people left work. He said now he understands The Walking Dead. He said he watches the show and he wonders if the military survived and why they don't pull together a quick government.
Howard said the most effective tribute to all of those who died seems to him is what the Daily News does. He said they take a few pages of the paper and print the names of everyone who perished in those buildings. He said anyone who died on 9/11 due to the terrorist attack. He said it always moves him. He said he sees it in the Daily News and he always goes looking for the person he knew in the buildings. He said he was friends with him for one summer at summer camp. He said he knew this guy who was one of those guys who he thought was cool. He said he had a good look and a good physique. He said he was kind of cool. He said he thought he had a girlfriend that summer and this guy actually fucked her. He said of course he did. He said he looked cool.
Howard said this guy had an afro that was tight but red. He said whatever was going on with him he was cool. He said Robin actually met him years and years ago. He said this guy had become a caterer. He said they worked in the kitchen together and he may have gone to New Paultz for hotel management. He said the guy was on the show because they were talking about that girl that he had at summer camp. He said they were friendly for that one summer. He said they went drinking at a bar. He said he must have been 18. He said maybe he was 16 or 17. He said he was trying to find his way in the world. He said this guy was a cool guy.
Howard said he gets tears in his eyes when he sees the amount of people who were lost on that day. He said it's tiny print and it's hard to find his friend's name. He said it's so small that you can barely see it. He said even with that tiny print it takes up pages. He read what they write in the title of the page. He said it was 5 full pages with tiny print of each person's full name. He said you look at this and see how many people died a horrible death. He said some people burned and some jumped out of the building. He said you try to imagine your death and just going blank. He said you can't imagine the horror these people saw.
Howard said he sees Magazine, J. Robert. He said his name was J Magazine. He said he must have been there catering breakfast or something. He said he didn't work there. He said he must have been catering. He said as misfortune would have it he was there. He said he's imagining that's how he perished.
Howard said he's thinking about this guy with his big red afro and his cool clothes. He said he had his whole life ahead of him. He said we don't know how we're going to go and it's hard to contemplate.
Robin said all of these people went to work like any other day. Howard said it's like they're doing today. He said you don't get to see your loved ones again. Robin said they're just doing what they've done a million times and that day you don't go home.
Howard said security has changed since then. He said he thinks about this guy every years. He said he loves that they print the names in the paper. He said he hopes they keep doing that. He said newspapers keep dying off though so it may not last. Howard said he looks at all of the names and thinks about everyone else. He said this guy he thought dearly of. He said he was a good guy. He said he was a gentle hippy. He said he was a good guy.
Howard said he had Robert O'Neill on the show. He said he was the man who shot Osama bin Laden. He had a clip of Robert talking about what an asshole bin Laden was. Howard said god bless Robert who put the bullet in the guy's head.
Howard said he really likes seeing the names of everyone who perished on 9/11. He said he's not sure how he found out about Robert Magazine dying. He said someone told him. He said he always remembers that day and what it did to those people. He said even if you didn't know anyone on that day you see the number of names. He said you see names in there and you wonder who their loved ones were. He said they're all J. Magazines. He said some were big shots and some were janitors. He said it really works to print the names. He said it blows him away.
Howard said he admires Jon Stewart too. He said he's trying to help the first responders who have been affected by the dust down there. Robin said the guy who Jon went down there with passed recently. Howard said people are still dying from 9/11. He said the government told them they would be safe down there but they were lying. He said it's fucked up. He said the whole thing is fucked up.
Howard said unlike this Bolton guy he tells people how scared he is of going to war. He said you can't be the commander in chief unless you put your life on the line. Robin said he does because he is a target. Howard said he wouldn't be a commander in chief. He said he's a pussy. He said he won't get in the Octagon with Michael Rapaport. He said he has fought but he didn't do them because he wanted to. He said he didn't have a choice. Howard said he wants to thank his parents for putting him through that.
Howard said his mother would tell him to dress like he was going to meet the governor every day. He said that he did and eventually did meet some governors.
Howard said these guys like Robert O'Neill are so brave. He said they go out and fight. He asked how you can't go out and thank those guys every day. Howard said they go and do the payback for us. He said this guy John Bolton is a disgrace. He said this is the guy that Trump picked. He said he's one of the ''great'' people. He said he's a chicken hawk. He said a year or two later he's a fucking asshole according to Trump. Howard said it's crazy. He asked why that's the guy. He said put a guy in who has served. Robin asked why he'd put someone in who has experience. Howard said they drained the swamp and this is the guy who they appointed. He asked if there is anyone else they can put in there who isn't a chicken hawk. He said this guy is talking about going to ''get 'em'' but he's never strapped on a gun. He said this guy is the biggest disgrace. He said he was a vocal supporter of the Vietnam war. He said he did everything he could to avoid fighting in it though. Howard said he was in a line to protest the war. He said he didn't want to go fight in that war. He said this fucking guy was all for it. He said what a scumbag. He said that's who Trump found.
Howard said his daughter lived in Vietnam for a while. He said they have their own system of doing things over there. He said they just had to get over there and blow shit up. He said these people were just trying to eke out a living. He said we had to bomb them because they were sharing rice too much. He said we were afraid that this was going to spread over here. Howard said he wasn't going to Vietnam. He said his mother told him he'd be moving to Canada. He said she wouldn't let him go into that war.
Howard said this chicken hawk was either fired or he wanted to resign. He said he has a quote from 1995 where John Bolton talked about being for the Vietnam war. Howard said strap on a gun and go fight then. He said he's so excited about war. Howard said guys like that are pussies. He said the whole thing is nuts.
Howard said it's the anniversary of 9/11 today. He let out a sigh. Robin said there was an elementary school there at the building and that was 18 years ago. Robin said the entire school system has flipped since then. She said that they're going to have a moment of silence in schools in New York because no one remembers it.
The caller also said that they have to remember Bobo and his loss on 9/12. Howard said he has to say something about Bobo too. He said he did serve in the military and peeled potatoes. He said he respects that service. The caller said he's captain French fry. Howard said that's right. Howard said Bobo did make a complete fool out of himself with the 9/12 thing. He said he did have a personal thing but it had nothing to do with 9/11. He said he didn't lose anyone in it. He said maybe on the anniversary of 9/11 they should talk to Bobo about 9/12.
Howard took a call from Bobo who said he lost his brother indirectly from 9/11. Bobo said his brother's daughter worked in the building and he wasn't able to get in touch with her on 9/11. He said he had a massive heart attack. Howard said he has to punch a hole in that story. He asked how long the confusion lasted. Bobo said it was hours. He said it was more than 3 or 4 hours. Howard said lets say he found out she was okay after 3 hours. He said he got a hold of her on 9/11. Bobo said he got a hold of one of the daughters. Howard said he found out on 9/11. Bobo said yes.
Howard said he had the heart attack on 9/12. Bobo said that's right. He said it was early morning. Howard said he's been going around saying he lost someone due to 9/11. Bobo said he always says indirectly. Howard said okay. Robin said no he didn't. Howard asked what's indirect about that. Bobo said he thinks that his brother died due to the stress from 9/11. Robin said he was going to have a heart attack no matter what. Bobo said he said that.
Howard said Bobo has to stop telling that story. Robin said it wasn't indirect or direct. Howard talked to Bobo Puppet about that and he was claiming he got his lesions due to 9/11 indirectly.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he has to respond to this asshole. He said he can't listen to this anymore. He said he's a paramedic and today is a very somber day. He said on 9/11 he was working in Jersey City. He said they didn't get to come home for almost 3 weeks after. He said he didn't know many of the medics there but he knows they lost many. He said he went into the military and lost people there. He said he has to give him a fucking break with this Bobo losing someone indirectly. Howard said this guy is the guy that Trump should have as his security advisor. He said this guy put his life on the line.
Howard said Bobo was in the military too. The caller said he has to stop with the indirect loss thing. He said he does appreciate his service though. Howard asked if the caller was able to kill some people over there. The guy said that in the first tour he was clearing caves and knocking on doors. He said in the second one they shot 12,000 rounds of Howitzer shots. He said that was pretty devastating. He said they didn't see a lot of direct stuff.
Howard said this guy put his life on hold. He asked how many years he did. The guy said he did 17. Howard said this guy put his life on hold and went into the military because of 9/11. He said the heat alone would kill some people. He said this guy took his life and put it on the line for this country. He said this is a real man. He said this is a real man on the phone. Robin said this guy really loves his country. The caller said he does but he's ashamed of what the country has become. He said he did everything he could for it though.
Howard said he has to thank this guy for doing what he did for this country. He said he went into the military and served his country. He thanked Johnny for the call.
Howard asked if Bobo has this all straightened out now. Robin asked how his brother died. Bobo said he had a heart attack and it had nothing to do with 9/11. Howard said there you go. He said on 9/12 he lost his brother and it had nothing to do with 9/11.
Howard took a call from a guy who was calling from Tennessee. Howard asked if they have a lot of rattlesnakes there. The caller said they do. He said he's out in East Tennessee. Howard asked what you do if you get bitten. The caller said he carries a gun so he doesn't get bitten. Howard said you can get bitten if you have a gun. The caller said you have to wear snake boots. He said you wear them to cover up to the knee.
The caller said he was a 10 year Marine and 9/11 is the thing that kicked that off. Howard said he was a happy go lucky guy and he joined after seeing that. The caller, Ryan, said he did. He said he lost his dad around this time in 2015. He said it's a somber time of year for him. Howard thanked him for calling in. He said this is another brave guy and not a chicken hawk like this Bolton guy.
Howard said today is a somber day. He said he didn't want to let the day go by without saying something. He said he loves that the Daily News does what they do to remember the people who were lost. He said it gets him crazy. Robin said the tower of light is back too. She said she'll be looking at that tonight.
Howard said they have this app now for SiriusXM. He said it's part of your subscription so you should have it. He said the company added a bunch of stuff to the app so you can see video now. He said it works really well. He said it's getting better and better. He said the push is for TV and radio content. He said they also have this Pandora thing too.
Howard said he's a huge music fan and they have invited artists to come in and perform on the app. He said they have had bands in the studio to perform. He said the TV crew puts together great video. He said nothing frustrates him more when someone is playing keyboard and you can't see them playing. He said it frustrates the shit out of him. Fred agreed. He said he wants to see the guy play. Howard said it's basic directing 101. He said that he'd be staring at the stage if he was there live. He said he's complimenting the guys who put this together for them.
Howard said they have invited bands up there and now they have this band Spoon. Robin said she's heard of them. Howard said he's never heard of them. He asked how long they've been around. JD Puppet said they've been around forever. He said he loves spoons. Howard said he has a spoon collection. Howard asked what his best spoon is. JD Puppet said his Oregon spoon is his best. He said it has the skyline of Oregon on it.
Howard said he was watching Spoon who have been together since 1993. He said he doesn't know how he missed their stuff. Robin said she remembers them from the 90s. She didn't know any of their songs. Howard asked if she can remember any of the songs at all. Robin didn't remember anything.
Howard said the band did something so brilliant. He said on the app they recorded a song called Isolation by John Lennon. He said it's such a great song. He said it was the same album that ''Working Class Hero'' was on. He said Lennon was brilliant. He said this song was kind of a throw away. He said Spoon came in and did a cover of ''Isolation'' and he thought that was brilliant. He said they chose to do it. He said that gets him to Robin's new husband. He said the lead singer is Britt Daniel. He said he's watching this and thinking about what a good looking, nice guy he is. He said he's doing this song Isolation and he determined that Robin should marry this guy. He said it's like Bachelor in Paradise. He said he felt like she should go out with him. He said she needs a guy who can support himself. He said he's not sure they can support themselves though. He said the keyboard player was really good too but he was thinking that Robin should marry the lead singer.
Howard said you have to watch this on the app. He said this guy Britt Daniel and all of the guys in the band are fantastic musicians. He said they did a beautiful job. He played the song for Robin. Howard said the guys were so good. He said the sound they're getting is great too. Robin said this really is great. Howard said it is.
Howard said he pictures Robin sitting on the side watching with a camisole on. Howard said it's a great moment on the app. He said they perform a new song for them too. He said it's all on the app. He asked Robin to stop pleasuring herself on 9/11. Fred was playing her fake orgasm clip.
Howard said that was thinking of Robin when he saw that performance. Robin said that's an odd thought. Howard said it is.
Howard played some audio of Bagel Boss guy going off on someone in the Bagel Boss store. He played that to remind everyone who the guy is.
Howard said Lenny Dykstra is going to fight the Bagel Boss guy. He said he's in training now. He said they got some audio of his trainer talking about how strong he is. The trainer said it's like he has iron behind his knuckles. Robin said this may just be drumming up interest in the fight. Howard said he saw video and Lenny looked tough. Howard said Memet was there and saw Lenny punching and he looked tough. Howard said Memet looks terrified in the video.
Howard asked Memet to come in to talk about that. Howard said this is going to be a slaughter. Memet came in and said that he's afraid that the Bagel Boss guy is going to get killed. He said he's not sure what Lenny is doing but he's ripped. He said it's going to be an ugly fight. He said he was holding the punching things in his hand and it was hurting when Lenny was punching. He said he's taking it seriously and they may go cover it. He said it's coming up in a couple of weeks.
Howard said normally he'd ignore this but he had just one thing on his mind. Robin asked if they put him up to this. Howard said they can't tell Lenny what to do. He said they'd have to be perverted to think of doing this. Howard said they were there to just cover the training session. He said Lenny spent 55 minutes rambling about pussy and it was mostly about Robin's.
Howard played some audio of Lenny talking about Robin's pussy and making a slapping sound like he was pounding her. Memet said that Lenny announced that his penis is working again and that may change things for Robin. Robin said no it doesn't. Memet said that was big news for Lenny. He said he used to say he had to eat pussy because his dick didn't work. He said it's back to working.
Howard said Lenny recorded a song about boxing and pussy. He played the song where Lenny talks about the fight and eating pussy after.
Memet said that he doesn't think this is fake at all. He said people say these things are set up but he doesn't think that Lenny has the ability to fake it. He said this is a real thing and Bagel Boss guy is in big trouble.
Howard played another song that Lenny recorded about Robin. Lenny was asking Robin to come sit there in the front row with her legs uncrossed. He sang about how she's going to squirt when he beats the Bagel Boss guy. Memet said he was talking about Robin the whole time. Howard said Sam Kinison used to lock in on her too. He said Lenny's whole thing is about looking at her beaver the whole time. Robin said that would be the Bagel guy's only hope if she went. Howard asked if she's going. Robin said heck no. Gary said it's September 28th. Robin said she's busy that day. Howard said Clarence Clemens used to lock in on her too.
Howard said Lenny is taking the fight seriously. He said he had a quote from him about the fight being real. Gary said he said this is a real fight and people die in fights so if he dies it's not his fault. Memet said he doesn't think Lenny cares if the guy dies. He said he's afraid he's going to cover it and see a death. He said that both of them are incapable of faking it. He said it's going to be scary. Robin asked if they're wearing head gear. Gary said they are. He said they have some insane exclusive coverage of Lenny when they're getting ready to fight.
Memet said he thinks that he could knock the guy out based on what he felt with his punches. Gary said Lenny has a closer too. Memet said Lenny wants to pull down the Bagel Boss guy's pants and show his tiny dick. He said they'll have to see if that happens.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he thinks that Robin really wants Lenny. Robin said she hopes he's not in the stock market. She said he's going to lose all of his money with that way of thinking.
Howard asked why he would do that. JD said because he can. He said he got her something she wanted. Howard said she'll wear it a couple of times and that's it. He said this is what people do online. He said they'll see it and know every time she wears it. JD said he knows.
Howard said he has to think that through. He said it's such a waste for a belt. JD said it was an anniversary present and that's it.
Howard said JD left a 30 percent tip at some take out place. JD said he tries to tip as good as he can. Howard said they went to Napa for the anniversary too. He said they're going on another wine tour next month too. Howard asked how many incomes they have. JD said there's two. Howard asked if that's right. JD said it is. Howard said they have to talk off the air. He said Gucci stuff is a waste of money. He said not only do you give them $400 but they have their name all over it. He asked who Gucci is. He asked to see the belt. He said they have two G's on it. Robin said that's the way it is always. Howard said Jo's wife is a good looking woman. He asked why anyone would want a belt with two Gs on it. Robin said she's never understood that. She said the logos are bigger than anything on the clothing now. Howard said he wears a belt that doesn't have a logo on it. He said he'd never wear that stuff.
Howard asked if she wears that belt every day. JD said no. He said she wears it when they go out occasionally. He said it makes her feel confident. Howard said JD must have a plan. Robin said she won't wear that thing for years. Howard said JD bought a box for his family at the Reds game and that was over $1000. He said JD is spending a lot of money that could be collecting interest. JD said you want to live in the moment. Howard said he has to save for the future. JD said he was trying to be nice. Howard said you can be nice but not with a $400 belt. Robin said when Howard stated out he wasn't buying anyone a Gucci belt. Howard said that's unless it was fake. He said he used to wear a Movado watch but his father bought them on the street for 10 bucks. He said it was 3 watches for 10 bucks.
Howard said Beth shops at that big warehouse place. He said she goes to a crappy store to buy her clothes. Gary asked if it was Century 21. Howard said it's not even that nice. He said Beth told him that she got this dress for $29 from this store. JD said they don't spend a lot of money. He said it's just one thing. Howard said he could have gotten a Gucci belt for 10 bucks on the street.
The caller asked if JD is putting this on credit or is he using cash. JD said he could pay off his credit card right now if he wanted to. Howard said he should. JD said he pays above the limit every month. Howard said he should pay it off. JD said forget it. Howard said he should pay it off. JD said he's constantly getting fucked with on the show. Howard said he's busy putting up pictures of a Gucci belt. JD said he didn't do that. Howard said he's showing off all his wealth. JD said he's not doing it.
Howard said he's the one who loves him. He asked who your daddy is. JD said goodbye. Howard thanked the caller for that. He said he didn't know this was going on.
Howard had fake JD's wife on the phone and she's out shopping. Fake JD's wife was asking what their credit card limit is. She said she has things to buy at the mall. Fake wife talks just like JD.
Howard said he'll leave him alone if his finances are okay. JD said he's fine. They played a song parody about JD and his wife. Howard cut it off after a few seconds. Howard said JD is looking good. JD said he's working out a little bit.
Howard said he heard JD inspired Benjy to work out a little bit. He said JD does 100 sit ups and Benjy wanted to do that but he's only up to 3. He said he wants to talk about Benjy but they have to take a break. He said he would rather just talk for the rest of the morning and go home. He said he's not really taking a break. He said he has to read commercials. He said if he does another contract there won't be any commercial reads.
Howard said people are ragging on him on the phones. He said he's just looking out for his man. He said he can't just keep his mouth shut. Howard took a call from a guy who said the world is going to end so just have some fucking fun. Howard said if someone gets sick then what do you do. The caller said if she gets sick then you choke her with the fucking belt. Howard said there's a real man. He asked JD if that's his plan. JD said he'll try to think of something better.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if Howard agrees that they both married above their weight class. Howard said sure. He said that he always lives within his means though. The caller said JD has to get her nice things. Howard said he's allowed to do that but he's talking practicality. He said he will give an example. He said he sees young people today who have these weddings that are destination weddings. He said they cost over $100,000. He said you ask them if they'd rather have that in the bank or the dumb ass party. He said they'd rather have the party. Howard said his buddy's kid just got married and he spent 100 grand on the wedding. He said the party is over and that money is gone. He said it's all nonsense. He said he'd take the 100 grand in a blink.
The caller said he's not rolling in money but 400 bucks seems reasonable. Howard said alright Rockefeller.
Howard said Jason took 2 years to pay off his wedding loan. Jason said it cost about 20,000 and he totally regrets it. He said he would have rather have had that money in his pocket. He said he took out a 20,000 loan and paid maybe 25,000 back.
Howard said Gucci is a rip off. The caller said that's not for him to decide. Howard asked why not. He said she doesn't like that belt. He said she's been told to like it. He said for $400 they should put his name on it. The caller asked if he's never gotten his wife something nice. Howard said he does but he has a different limit. Robin said Howard has always lived within his means.
Howard said all he's asking is if JD is living within his means. JD said he always does. He said he's constantly looking at his bank account. Howard said he's talking to Dave right now. He said JD took his entire tax return and spent it on strippers. He asked how much he spent on webcam girls. JD said at one time it was 10 grand but it was still within his means. Robin asked if Howard has ever spent that kind of money on strippers. Howard said he always got comped. He said JD is a mark and he has to watch out for him. He said he's like Jethro Bodine in the Beverly Hillbillies.
Howard asked how far JD got with the stripper he spent $800 on. JD said not very far. He said she was hot though. Howard asked if she was foreign. JD said he thinks she was. Howard said he's sure that girl is pining away for him somewhere.
Howard said he likes it when the stripper shares her real name with you. He said that makes it personal.
Howard said he's looking out for his guy to make sure he's okay financially. Robin said saving early is the best medicine for later in life. Howard said he might buy that book for JD by that rich guy Warren Buffet. He said that guy would save nickels and put them in the bank to get interest.
Howard asked if JD has $5,000 cash on hand. JD said sure. He said he doesn't want to say exactly how much he has. Howard said the strippers might be listening. Gary asked if he has 6 months rent in the bank. JD said he'll never have that. He said probably not. Gary said that's what they say you should have in case of emergency. JD said he actually does now that he thinks about it. Howard said he really has to take a break. He said they've gone over an hour and a half without a break. They went to break after that.
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Howard said music is great. He said he's not sure why he doesn't play. Robin said maybe because he can't play.
Howard said he's imagining JD having his landlord banging on the door asking for rent. He said JD has to pay with the belt. He said they should do a puppet show for the app. He said they can have JD and his landlord. He said that's the problem with people today. He said JD's wife is standing in front of a bridge wearing that belt and someone calls in and complains about it. He said this is what people do all day behind your back. He said this is what people used to do behind your back. He said now they do it to your face.
Howard said that caller had nothing better to do. He looked up the belt to see how expensive it was. He said people are yentas. He said we'll see what happens.
Howard said he has a good bit to play here. He said this phony phone call is one the guys made to show that the hosts don't really listen to the callers. He said they hear what they want to hear. Howard said there's a new character called Lenny the Contradictor. He said he contradicts anything the hosts say.
Howard played the call and Lenny (Sal) calls in and contradicts what the hosts are talking about. Lenny was talking about Trump and saying that he's a liar but he's very truthful. He would say that he's an honest man but he cheats on his wife and things like that. Lenny also sad that the show stinks but it's good too. They went to break after playing that.
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Howard took a call from a guy who said he has a problem with his girl. He said that she likes getting choked and stuff in bed. He said that she wants him to sneak into her place with a mask and gloves on and pretend that he's raping her. Howard said get rid of her. He said they got into an argument and he grabbed her neck. He said she told some people about it. He said she's not defending him over that now. Howard said listen to him. He said this is a disaster. He said if you're in a fight with a woman you don't choke her even if she likes being choked in bed. He said all of these fantasies are going to lead to trouble. Robin said it already has. Howard said this is beyond reasonable. He said he could end up killing her. He said then you're in prison with a guy choking you.
Howard said he has to tell his girlfriend that he's not going to choke her. Howard said there are things in bed he'd like to do but Beth has boundaries and he abides by them. He said this choking is dangerous. He asked how far you go. The caller said that she wants to pass out. He said he thinks about guys who have died doing that. Howard said then you have to explain to the police what happened. Howard said he has to have her agree not to have choking.
Howard said he needs to take her to a psychiatrist to figure this out. Robin said they should postpone the wedding. The caller said that's happening. Howard told the guy he has to sit her down and talk about this. He said he has to put an end to it.
Howard asked Ronnie if he's right. He asked if he chokes girls. Ronnie came in and said that only leads to trouble. He said he doesn't do that. He said he's never tried it. He said if this guy says in the relationship he's never going to give her what she wants now. Robin said he has to get out of this relationship. Ronnie said she's going to go out and cheat on him. Howard said he doesn't cheat on his wife. Robin said this isn't Howard. She said she would be very concerned about this person's way of making decisions. She said this isn't saying in the realm of fantasy for her.
Howard said he likes dirty talk but Beth thinks he sounds creepy so he doesn't do it. Robin said this is something simple. She said the choking is different. She said that she's asking for it. Ronnie asked what if he kills her by mistake. He said he should marry her though. Howard said he thinks they can work it out. Ronnie said they can't. Howard talked to the Ronnie Puppet about it instead.
Howard asked Ronnie if he has ever had Stephanie asks him to do things to her that he doesn't like. Ronnie said she might not like some things he wants to do but she'll do it if he wants to. Howard said she said on the air that anal is painful for her. Ronnie said that he will do anal with her once in a while. He said that he will rub between her cheeks instead. He said he doesn't constantly ask her for it. He said he has the alternative instead. He said he likes that so it's cool.
Howard said they worked it out. Ronnie said there's no way to work out the choking thing. He said that guy is going to get shot for being a burglar. Howard said he could say to her that he's not comfortable with doing it and ask if they can stay together. Ronnie said they may stay together and she may find someone to choke her. Robin said Howard is acting like people are perfectly reasonable.
Howard said he told the guy he could end up in prison. He said he also told him that he should work it out. Howard said the guy could say to her that there is good in their relationship and they can go on with it if she can deal with not doing it. He said no more discussion about this. Ronnie laughed. Howard told Ronnie to get out.
Howard said he has a guy on the phone choking his wife now. He picked up and the guys in the back were doing a bit where the guy killed his wife. Howard said now it's too late. The caller asked if he should dispose of the body. Howard said he should.
Gary said they have a guy on the staff who did this with a stranger. He said he went in and took her with her door open. Howard asked if that was Brent. Gary said it as Benjy. Howard said forget that.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she loves to be choked very now and then. She said she and her husband do it. She said they're normal. Robin asked how that's normal. She said they don't drink or smoke. Robin said she is not normal. The caller said it might be outside normal. She said she's over 40 and she wants to try things. Howard asked if the fantasy is a rape fantasy. She said she thinks it's an excitement thing. Robin asked if it's exciting to be choked. The caller said it is. Howard asked if it's a control thing. She said it might be.
The caller said when you've gone too far you tap the person on the shoulder and say you've had enough. The caller said she thinks a lot of women like it. Robin said she didn't do a survey. Howard said she's nuts.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he has had experiences like this. He said he agrees with Howard. He said there is a balance that has to be struck. Howard said the guy also said this girl liked to be spanked so just spank her. Robin said she wanted a ski mask and all of that too. Howard said he likes sex but he doesn't want it to be like the MMA where he's wrestling and fighting.
Gary said he thinks he should let Brent come in. He said he was talking about being with a woman and it was kind of fascinating. Howard asked the caller what he had to say. The caller said he has been with women before like this and you have to say 5 out of 6 things are good and you do the sixth thing once in a while. Ronnie said if the guy isn't comfortable with the whole deal and he sits down with her... Howard said he isn't listening. He said if she's not into it then you break up with her. Ronnie said she might change her mind and ask to be choked. Howard said you assume your partner is telling the truth. Howard asked why this is so difficult.
Howard asked Brent what's up. Brent said back when he was doing mornings and afternoons with Bubba he was seeing this woman. He said they had a gym they went to and an apartment that they used. He said he had a stripper who he met there and she demanded to be choked. He said she would want to be on top of him and she'd want to be choked just as she came. He said she was insanely hot. He said he did it. He said you just touch the carotid artery so they don't actually choke. He said he'd let go when she was about to finish.
Howard said he loves his wife and he doesn't need everything on the table. The caller said Howard is very open minded about this. He said he likes it. Robin said if some girl said this to him he would run for the hills. Howard said he would not choke a woman. Brent said he has tied a woman up. Howard said he has. He said 100 percent of the women he tied up didn't like it. He said they thought it was stupid. He said if Beth doesn't like something he'll find something else she likes.
Robin said Howard thinks everyone is like him but they're not. Howard said they should be. He said if everyone was like him there wouldn't be wars and no one would be in jail. He said no one would be choking other people. He said he was shocked when a woman let him put his penis inside her.
Howard said just put your penis in a woman. He said if you need anything else there's something wrong with you. He said he doesn't need anything shoved up his ass. Ronnie said that's fun. Howard said there's something wrong with him. Ronnie said it's fun. Howard said that's not what a guy is into.
Howard said there's more going on than there is with this song. Howard said people are hammering Brent in the email. He said he's not sure what's going on. Ronnie said that's not going to change between now and Monday. Brent said there are some people on his side.
Howard read some feedback about the Brent and Rapaport thing. He had some comments from Jillian Barberie about how entertained she was by it. Howard read through some other email about Brent and Rapaport. He had a bunch that were against Brent and his fight with Rapaport. People were calling him the bully even though he was calling Rapaport the bully. Howard said he has some against Rapaport too. He went through some of those. He had one who called Rapaport a blistering hemorrhoid.
Howard said people were also writing in about Ronnie's party and Brent's story about his wife. Brent said that they didn't complain to Ronnie. He said he had a conversation with Memet about it. Howard asked why Ronnie is smiling. Brent said his wife said that they can believe what they want. Howard said it is a controversial thing. Howard read some email about that.
Howard said he has Michael on the phone. He got him on and said he was going to do a preview where Brent is in vocal training. He said Brent is a guy with a lot of passions. He said he's into politics and atheism and things like that. He said heavy metal is at the top of his list. He said he likes to go to heavy metal shows. Michael asked if he goes to shows to set his wife up to get banged by the band. Howard said he doesn't think that's part of it. Brent said it's the same joke again.
Howard said Brent likes metal so much he has a lot of tattoos on his body of the bands. Brent said he loves the community and all of that. Howard said he isn't part of any community himself. He said he goes online and plays chess and he wants no part of that community.
Howard said last year Brent was learning to sing like a metal front man. Rapaport said he needs mental training instead of metal training.
Howard played a clip of Brent trying to sing like a heavy metal guy. that was a clip from a show last year. Howard said Brent hasn't given up on that dream. He said that Brent has a band with Steve Nowicki and Jon Blitt. Howard said Brent is taking it very seriously and taking vocal lessons from a woman. Howard said they were allowed in on the training session. Rapaport stared laughing. Howard said he told him he'd like this.
Howard said this is Chris Wilding who recorded this training session. Howard played the clip and the teacher was having Brent making weird noises like a cat meowing and like a car screeching.
Howard said that's some session. Robin asked if he was learning to sing or make sound effects. Rapaport said they should arrest that woman for taking this dummy's money. Howard said Michael must have taken lessons on vocal stuff. Rapaport said he isn't a metal fan. The two of them went at each other with some lame jabs.
Howard said he's trying to work toward the song. He said he was listening to this and thinking this is everything that he's tried to avoid doing to his voice. Howard played another clip of Brent making screaming sounds with this teacher. She asked Brent to practice getting that tone out of it. Howard asked if that helped. Brent said he's gotten much better since then. He said he'll hear that in the Rapaport song. Rapaport said it sounds like a buffalo taking a shit.
Howard said Chris interviewed Katelyn about how it's affecting their home life with the singing. Katelyn told Chris that he'll start belting out his songs while she's watching TV. She said that he'll do it at 1am and start screaming out a song.
Howard said no wonder she's fucking other guys. Howard said Chris was also there for the band Citizen's Arrest which is Brent's new band. Howard said this is Brent warming up into the microphone. Howard played the clip and Brent was right in there with this mouth over the microphone to over modulate his voice. Howard said he can't wait to hear this song. Rapaport said ''Holy fucking shit.'' He said his wife likes to hear that because it's keeping his mouth off her pussy. Brent said that wasn't funny.
Howard said this is Brent improvising a song. Howard played the clip and it was Brent just improvising some lyrics as he was going along. Brent said he was just warming up his vocal chords.
Howard said Brent was interviewed about his band. He played a clip of Chris asking him about the band and what he wants to do. Brent was talking about getting the crowd into it and getting them to feel it. Chris said he wants to do a lot of crowd work. Brent said they want to pit and have a wall of death. Howard said it sounds like he knows how he wants to be that front man. Rapaport said it's not happening, asshole.
Howard said he wants to play Brent's new song. He asked what it's called. Brent said it's called Fight the Fight. He said you fight back when you have some bully like Rapaport coming at you. He said he wrote the music and Nowicki wrote the lyrics. Rapaport laughed again.
Howard played Brent's new song. It sounded like Brent yelling into a microphone. Howard said wow... He let the song play for a short time. Rapaport said fight his fucking ear drums. He said he should fight his parents for making him. Howard asked Robin what she thinks about this new song. Robin said she's a little shocked. She said she worried about this because you can't understand the lyrics usually. She said they may be a little too forward. Brent said it was his first stab at it. He said it came out a little more punk than heavy metal. Ronnie said it sounded like a Halloween song. Howard said imagine that without a year of vocal training. Brent said that wasn't after a year. He said that was before the year of training.
Howard asked Brent what this song is called. Brent said it's called ''Restraining Order.'' He said it's about the woman who filed a restraining order against Rapaport. Rapaport said watch your fucking mouth. He said you don't want to make things up like that. Brent said he has the court records. He said he plead guilty.
Howard said he has to play the song now. Rapaport said he's afraid if the song is like the one he just played he might lose more customers. Howard played the song for Michael. Michael called Brent a ''fucking queer'' so Brent asked why he's so against gay people. Rapaport told him to just play the song.
Howard played the song and Brent sounded like he was yelling into the microphone again. He sang about the restraining order and what a creepy fuck Rapaport is.
Howard said wow to that one too. He said that was a very strong performance. Ronnie said that was fucking good. Rapaport asked if that's all he's got? Brent told him to go stalk another woman. Rapaport said he's going to stalk Brent. He said the only thing he's beating is his dick when he's watching his wife get piped out by a real man. Brent pointed out that he's repeating his jokes over and over. He did say the same thing yesterday multiple times.
Howard said he wasn't going to get into this again. He said he thinks Brent did a good job with the song. He said he likes both of these guys and they're hitting below the belt. He said the song was very strong. Robin said it does show some progress in Brent's training. Brent said that's his new band Death By Lightning.
Howard said Rapaport had two strong songs and Brent came back with one. Michael said he can do his Intergalactic Ugly song again. Brent said Rapaport has to do a song parody of a real song instead of writing something original. Rapaport said he can do the song now. Brent told him to sit down and shut up because today is his day. Howard let Rapaport do his thing. Rapaport sang a song he's working on.
Brent said Rapaport has to disrespect his wife in that song and that's what an insecure guy he is. He said he's never sued anyone for making fun of him either. He said that's what Rapaport did. He said Google it and you'll see. Ronnie said he sees another song coming.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's a part of the heavy metal community and they don't want Brent. Brent said that guy isn't in the community.
Howard took a call from a woman who asked for a restraining order on Brent's song from hitting her ears again. She said that his insults go nowhere. She said Rapaport's are fun. She said they're not violent like Brent's. Brent said Rapaport constantly threatens to rape him.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that Brent's song was good. He said he is a bit of a hypocrite though. He said that he repeats himself just like Rapaport does. He said he's like a wrestling character. He said he's still Bubba's little puppet.
Howard said the phones are lit up again today for the third day in a row. Howard took a call from a guy who said he feels bad for Brent. He said he's the guy you want to meet and then you meet him and when he leaves you spend hours laughing and talking about him. He said you feel bad for him for being so dopey.
Brent said that Rapaport has to tear everyone else down to make himself feel better about himself.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he loves some Brent Hatley. He said he hopes that he punches Michael in the throat if he ever sees him out. Brent said it's coming. The caller said he saw Rapaport on some basketball thing and he tries talking like he's gangster or something. He said it was really funny. Rapaport said you can hear he has something about Jews right on the tip of his tongue. Howard asked if he's appropriating the black community. Rapaport laughed.
Brent and Rapaport went at each other a little more. Howard said the feud continues. He said he thought they'd be through this already.
Howard took a call from Ralph who wanted to comment on the Brent song. Ralph asked him to go back to having the two of them yelling their songs at each other. Howard said it's like a dance off from the 90s. Brent said Howard had a east coast and west coast rap summit. He said it reminds him of that. Howard said that worked too. He said you never hear about that feud.
Ralph said he thought the second song by Brent was really good. He said the first one was a complete disaster. He said he would bury that. He told Brent to stick to the second one. Brent said that's what he's doing.
Howard took a call from a woman who said this is like a tennis match. She said she's going back and forth with who she's supporting. She said it's losing its humor at this point. Howard said she might be making a good point there. He said that he'll play more songs if they come out.
Rapaport said he's announcing that he's done with this unless he hears more about Brent. He said he's going to relish in his victory. Brent said he didn't win. Howard said maybe he's making sense here. He said they've both made their peace. Howard said if they want to get in the ring then he'll handle that. Rapaport said Brent isn't doing shit. Brent said this is just a big smoke screen. He said Rapaport is weak. He said all he does is talk. Brent said it's not cool to disrespect his wife either. He said if he does it again he's going to start in on his wife. Rapaport said his wife isn't passed around like a piece of soap.
Howard wrapped up with Michael and gave him some plugs. Rapaport said he's going to walk off into the sunset with this victory. Howard said he sees that Brent is in vocal training and things are going well. Howard let Michael go and said he's sorry for this rivalry.
Rapaport thanked a bunch of people for helping him out with the songs. He thanked Sal and Brent pointed out that Sal wrote the songs for Rapaport. He said that's what everyone should know.
Howard said people are wondering where Brent is going with his songs. He said he may end up in the church of satan. He said what they are doing is going forward in time to meet Brent of the future. They played some computer sounds and went to Brent from the Future who was on camera. Future Brent was saying that he loves church now. He said he had to get back to his faith. Howard asked if he's into the lord. Future Brent said he loves it. He said he and his wife were up late making signs for the pro-life rally last night. He had Sister Katelyn with him and she had a baby with her. He said they have 17 kids now.
Howard asked Brent if he predicted this. Brent said he hates this more than Rapaport actually.
Howard got back to Future Brent who was reliving what happened to make him go back to the church. Howard said he can't wait to show this on the app. He said they just saw Brent take a load on his face.
Howard said Future Brent is out of the metal music now. Future Brent said he's still into metal but now it's Christian metal. He had his band there with him. He performed a song for Howard with that band.
Howard came back to the present time and asked Brent if that's his nightmare. Brent said that would be hell. Howard said he applauds the maniacs who put that together. They went to break after that.
Howard said he was thinking about how Jethro Tull isn't in the rock and roll hall of fame. He said he went to their Thick as a Brick tour and it was great. He said it's criminal that they're not in. He said they've had tons of hits and have sold tons of albums. He said maybe it has to do with the flute. Robin said they weren't really influencers. Howard said yes they were. Robin said no one wanted to sound like them. Howard said he think's it's the flute. Howard said he thinks rock and roll is anti flute. Robin said no one was able to do anything about that.
Howard said he finds himself defending them. He said they were great. He said the whole Aqualung album was great. Fred played some of their song ''Bouree.''
Howard said he heard something weird. He said he got Sal to quit using his vape pen yesterday. He said he was caught going through the garbage looking for the vape pen. Sal came in and said he was 100 percent. He said he panicked. Howard asked how long after he left that was. Sal said it was around 2:45 or so. He said he had a craving and thinking about what Howard said to him about it not being hard. He said that's not easy for him. Howard said it's not that hard. He said what's hard is being in a building when a plane hits. Robin said something about Sal not being able to quit. Sal said Robin is there stabbing him in the back while Howard is kicking him in the balls.
Howard said being hit by an IED is hard. Sal said he's damn right. Howard said what's hard is being in a room when Gary starts a story and you think he's winding up but he keeps going. Sal said he knows.
Howard asked what happened yesterday. Sal said he had a moment of weakness. Howard said you know what's hard, being Ronnie's neighbor. Robin said teaching Brent to sing is hard. Sal said that's impossible.
Sal said he knew that Richard took the garbage and he started looking for the vape. He said he got coffee and pizza sauce all over him. He said he went up to JD and asked where the fucking vape was. He said he wasn't able to find it and he hasn't done it. He said JD told him to stop it and move on. He said he did that. Howard said his mother was addicted to chocolate and she had to eat the whole thing when it was there in front of her. He said she once asked his dad to hide it from her. He said he did that and 5 minutes later his mother was running around looking for the box of chocolates.
Howard asked why Sal had him throw it out if he was just going to look at it. Sal said he got a bag of lollipops instead. Howard said they say Sal looks miserable with those things in there. Howard said it's really not that hard to say no. Sal said it did feel good saying no. He said he feels like he's in control. Howard told him to throw the lollipops out too. He said he doesn't need them.
Robin said she's not sure why he didn't just get nicotine gum. Howard said he knows guys who do that too. He said they just can't give it up. Howard said he was going to tell Sal that what's hard is being his wife.
Howard said Benjy went on two dates last month an they were unsuccessful. He said Benjy met a woman while walking his dog. He said they went on a date and rode bikes around and made out a couple of times. He said Benjy thought he had a good chance at sex. He asked her to go out to eat and she said she prefers to eat alone. Howard said he made the mistake of going bike riding and getting all sweaty. He said he gets blotchy when he sweats.
Howard said Benjy tried the bumble dating app and the woman showed up looking nice. He said as soon as she sat down she said her kid had been in a car accident the day before. Howard said she thought she was meeting the picture but she saw the real Benjy. Howard said that was hurtful. Howard said Benjy thinks she took one look at him and decided to bail on him.
Benjy came in and Howard asked if she said that immediately. Benjy said all day they were making plans. Howard said his picture is too handsome. Benjy said it is. He said that she told him that her kid was hit by a car the day before but she still made all of these plans. Howard said he's hitting a bad streak.
Howard asked if he's upset about this. Benjy said it's kind of funny to him. He said he does feel kind of bad about himself. Howard said he thinks the date with the bike ride went wrong because he was all sweaty.
Robin said spending too much time on a date can go wrong. Howard said his girlfriend was a 10 so that had to pump up his assessment of himself. Benjy said he has met a lot of cute girls who are into him but it's hard to fake dating. He said hooking up is easy. He said this woman was so striking when she came in. He said he was even trying to sit in different places at the table to look better.
Howard said he's not taking the whole staff to L.A. with him. He said it's just a few people and some support staff. Benjy said he doesn't like flying anyway. Howard said Jim asked him to go so that's why he's going.
Howard asked how many push ups he's up to. Benjy said he's up to 4. Howard said he has to see him do one. Benjy got on the floor and did a couple. He did 3 and then tried the fourth. He was able to do a total of 8 but he was out of breath. Howard said he did real ones too. Benjy said he's really inspired by Howard, Takei and his dad. Howard asked if he's alright. Benjy said he's okay. Howard told him to go sit down outside the studio.
Howard asked if Robin is looking at him differently. Robin said no. Benjy said she's reading the paper. Robin said she looked at the monitor. Howard said they have to get to news. He did a live commercial read and went to break.
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Howard said that woman just pissed on Benjy. Howard said his friend Lou would go on a date and he'd pray that he didn't meet a girl so he could hang out with him. He said he would sit there smoking a cigarette trying to look cool. He said he had to do something with his hands.
Howard said he wondered why women didn't want to get to know him. He said even if they did he was just a douche bag. He said it's all about looks. He said he's never been in bars. He said that he has PTSD from being in one. He said now he could because he's famous. He said before that he wouldn't go to a bar. He said that was the worst experience of his life. He said he was beet red from trying to tan. He said he had a Huckapoo shirt trying to show off his chest and he just sat here alone. Robin said Howard never tried. She said he has the gift of gab. Howard said he doesn't have a great personality. He said he's not great looking and he's a bore. Robin said that's not true. Robin said Howard can get up and talk. Howard said only on the radio.
Howard said they have to get to the news. They played Robin into it with a song parody. Robin asked who listens to these songs. Howard said he does. He said he has to approve everything. He said sometimes they're not that funny. He said he liked that the name of he guy who sent it in was Boob Seger. Robin said shame on you. He said he had just listened to it before he talked to her on the phone.
Robin started her news with a story about a gay man being chased out of the subway into the streets of New York. Robin said the man was set off by the guy being Jewish and wearing a pink Kippah. Robin had some audio of the two getting into it on the subway. Howard said only super Jews call it a Kippah. He said it's a yarmulke. Howard said this was a black guy going off on the gay guy. He said it turns out the black guy is Jewish. Howard said he'd tell the guy that God is make believe, possibly, so don't worry about it. Howard said let God figure it out. He said you have to see this tape. Howard played more of the audio of the guy yelling at the guy wearing the Kippah. The guy was screaming at him to take it off.
Robin read a story about John Hinckley wanting to get out of prison and if he does get out he has to follow some rules about staying within 75 miles of his mother's house. Robin said he wants to get into the music business. Howard said imagine that guy in the music business. He said he heard he's working on a new Michael Rapaport song. Robin said his lawyer says he has some talent. Howard said the whole music industry is falling apart so this isn't the best time to get into it.
Robin read a story about Sarah Sanders going to work for FOX News. Robin said she made her debut last Friday. Robin had some audio of her talking about how Trump is a magic wand. She was talking about how the economy is doing better than it did in the 8 years prior. She said he has brought manufacturing back to this country. Robin said she was also saying that women attack her. She had audio of her talking about that. Howard said she loves to talk. She just goes on and on. Howard said she wasn't even the host. He said she has the gift of gab. Robin said she has that monotone. Howard said it's scary. Fred played Grandpa Al Lewis' ''Blablabla'' clip after that. Howard said she's like a word avalanche or a tsunami. Fred played George Takei saying ''tsunami.'' Howard said he's the only guy who would correct that word. Howard said some other words that George corrected them on. He said he became an expert on all of this stuff. He said George is the only guy on earth saying it correctly. Fred was playing clip after clip of George saying ''guacamole'' and other things.
Robin read a story about Jeanine Pirro being caught on a hot microphone complaining about her situation at FOX News. Robin said she was missing from the air a few weeks ago after she said something about Ilhan Omar and she was off the air for a little while. Robin said Jeanine was heard talking about how FOX is saying she can't go on the air anywhere. She said she was suspended but not fired. She was apparently off the air at the time but the show recorded her comments. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard said it's absurd that they're there for 4 hours. He said there are people who do just one hour. He said that's what they should do. He said all the rules go out the window with radio. He said Bubba the Love Sponge was doing mornings and evenings at one point. Howard said TV guys do an hour long show and get a pat on their back. Howard said he's been sitting there all morning. He said he's probably getting irradiated from the equipment.
Robin said she's fascinated with The View. She said yesterday all of the girls were going off on the Trump children. Robin said Joy Behar was saying the Trump family is full of mediocrities. Robin had some audio from the show for Howard to play. Everyone was going off on the family and complaining.
Robin read a story about Sharon Osbourne debuting her new face on The Talk. Howard said he saw that. He said he digs that whole attitude. He said she admits that she gets the work done and shares it with people. Robin had some audio of Sharon talking about that. Sharon said it was 5 weeks ago that she had her neck and jowls done. She said it was all lifted up to look more refreshed. Robin said Marie Osmond is also on The Talk now. She said she wasn't talking about a face lift. Howard said she was some beauty when she was young. He said she looked like a hot Donny Osmond.
Robin asked what you do when you're deaf and you want to order something to eat. Howard asked if you talk at all. Robin said they might. Howard said he's heard some deaf people speak. Howard said he would just get off his ass and go inside and write it down. Howard said there are some things you can't do. Robin said a California woman passed the microphone and went to the window to pick up her meal to speak directly to someone. She said this was at a Jack in the Box. Robin said the person at the window got pissed. She said the woman was yelled at and mocked and she wasn't allowed to place and order a the window. Howard said that's the problem with running a business. He said bend the rules for the deaf person. Robin said she sat at the window for 2 hours before she was given her food. Robin said the woman who gave her all the trouble was fired. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about a woman in Iran who was a soccer fan having to disguise herself as a man to go into the stadium and watch them in person. Robin said once she was in there she protested and set herself on fire when she discovered she could be jailed for that. Robin said she wasn't allowed to watch soccer in any public place. Howard said they did it to themselves over there. He said they got rid of the Shah. He said these poor women can't go to a soccer game because they're women. Robin said this seems to be popular with a lot of people but she doesn't get it. Howard said the women must be so angry over there. Robin said this is like Stockholm syndrome. She said they get used to it over there.
Robin read about today being the 18th anniversary of 9/11. Robin had some audio of some people talking about what happened to their families. She had some details about what Trump and Pence will be doing today as well.
Robin read a story about John Bolton being fired by President Trump. Robin said it's not clear if he resigned or got fired.
Robin read a story about a special election that went on in North Carolina that was won by a republican. Howard said on Monday John Bolton will be in to debut an anti-Trump song parody. He said Trump will come back with his own song parody. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick going to Broadway together in a play called Plaza Suite. Robin said it's opening in Boston first. Robin said it's always nice to see a couple starring in something together.
Robin read a story Kanye West and how he's coming up with a futuristic housing community. Robin said he has some dome shaped houses in Calabasas. Robin said he never got the proper permits and people complained about the construction. Robin said this new community was destroyed because of that. Robin said it was torn down about a week before the deadline for violating building codes. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:15am.
Today's show was over around 11:20am.
Today's show was over around 11:15am.