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Howard started the show talking about High Pitch Erik singing The Great American Nightmare as they started the show. Howard said he's had enough of him. He said they'll see him later when he comes in to be weighed. He said they have a bit scale in there for that. He said he's going to be on the floor and they'll figure out how many copies of his book (Howard Stern Comes Again) it takes to weigh the same as High Pitch Erik. Robin said they may not have enough books there. Howard said they have a weigh off coming up. He said they were going to do this over the summer when he was promoting his book. He said they weren't able to get Erik up there. He said they have this scale they built out of steel. He said they have the book available for Christmas so that's why they're doing it now.
Howard said they did a rehearsal with Erik and they said it was hilarious. He said he has trouble getting on and off of it. He said they have that weigh off coming up later.
Howard said they had this scale made by a guy who builds these things for carnivals. He said they have a seatbelt on it for him so he doesn't roll off. He said he would bounce through the ceiling.
Howard took a call from a guy who wasn't there when he picked up. He said here we go again with the phones. He started banging on the board to get it to work. Fred played some hammering sounds to go along with that. Howard said it's still nothing. He put the guy back on hold.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she saw JD trying to use the lighter on the app and she wondered if he's ever tried to put in contacts. Howard said he was wondering if he can use a nail clipper. He asked if JD can do that. JD said he can work a nail clipper. He said he clipped his nails this weekend. Howard said it's almost what you have to do with a lighter. JD said yeah but he spent more time clipping his nails than using a lighter. Howard asked if he was able to put contacts in when he used them. JD said he was. Howard said he was thinking about this over the weekend. He asked if he can tie his own shoes. JD said yes of course. Howard asked if he can do a complicated knot or just the simple loop. JD said he makes 2 loops. Robin said he does it the baby way. JD said he just ties his shoes. Howard asked if he had Velcro shoes until he was 16. JD said no.
Howard said JD looks good today. He said he has that look for the High Pitch Erik thing. Howard said he liked that lighter thing out in L.A. Robin asked how they knew they were going to find that little bit of gold. JD said he knew he was in trouble when he saw that lighter. He said he looks for problems when he walks into a room.
Howard asked if JD can light a match. JD said he thinks so. Howard said he doesn't think he can. He said they should have a game about what he can and can't do. He said he can't tie his shoes like a grown up.
Howard asked if JD smoked any weed this weekend. JD said he did a little. He said he recorded it for the show so he's not sure if he can talk about it. Howard said he can talk to him about anything. JD said he wants to save it for the package. Howard said fuck the package. JD said he smoked some of this stuff and took a couple of hits. He said he also had a ''Margaweeda'' which has cannabis infused in it. Robin asked where he had that. JD said it was at this person's place. Howard asked if it was a coworker. JD said it was for the show so of course. Howard said JD doesn't have any friends. Robin asked him to say the day again. JD said it was Saturday. Robin said he said it right this time.
Howard asked what's in this Margaweeda. JD said it was something with liquid and they shake it up. He said he feel asleep at this person's house after that. He said he knows he smokes nonsense. Howard asked if he ended up naked. JD said he doesn't think so.
Howard said it sounds like he has something going on with the weed. He said he might have to get his own. He said he's afraid he's turning into a weed mooch. He said he had friends who would ask him for weed when he was smoking it. He said he told them to buy their own. He said he was buying $5 at a time back then.
Howard said he and the caller were wondering the same thing about JD this weekend. He thanked her for the call and let her go.
Howard asked JD if he's working on lighting the lighter. JD said he had a clicker lighter that he used. Howard said just practice every day so he doesn't have to be humiliated. JD said the humiliation is already done. Howard said he'd be working on it right now if he wasn't able to light a lighter. Robin asked if he can snap his fingers. JD demonstrated that he can.
Howard said he had a lot of reaction to JDini last week. He said everyone was very impressed with the bit. He said not everyone actually. He looked for some feedback and wasn't able to find it. Jason said that they will reprint it for him to read. Howard said he thought he had some.
Howard read some email about JDini and about Rachel Ray. He had a bunch about Rachel and they were positive. Howard said he went out with his wife and his daughter Ashley to the North Shore Animal League gala. He said they got this facility built and it's cage free for the animals.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who was at the North Shore thing but she didn't bother him. Mariann said she didn't want to bother him. She said that it was a great event. She said it was the most spectacular thing she's been to. Howard said it was good not to see her there. He said someone told him she was there and he wanted to say hi to her. He said she never did come over. Mariann said she hid behind a post so she didn't bother him. She said she believes that he's the sexiest man alive. Howard said his wife told him he's too skinny now. He said he's nice and thin and he had a nice suit on. He said he saw pictures and he looked awful. Mariann said he is too thin. Howard said he had 2 and a half slices of pizza last night with a salad.
Mariann said she was treated amazing in there. She said she thinks it's going to be 187 books for Erik today. Howard hung up on her after that.
Howard read more email about Rachel Ray and more about JDini too. He had a bunch about JDini both positive and negative.
Howard said there you go. He said there's always a bummer in everything. Robin said she's never seen bombing like that.
Howard read some email about Jeff the Vomit guy who was on last week too. Howard read a couple of those.
Howard said Michael Rapaport tweeted about Jeff and Sour Shoes. He read that tweet where Michael said it was like a perfect show with those two on. He thanked Shuli in the tweet. Howard said that's a shout out from a big movie star.
Howard said he heard that JD's wife is charging people $75 for some kind of nutrition challenge. JD said he doesn't want to talk about it. He said it's something she's starting. JD said this isn't helping. He said she hasn't asked him to talk about it on the show. He said she prefers it not to be on the show. Howard said maybe she should coach him first. JD said she can do whatever she wants. Howard said he didn't realize it was going to be a problem. He said it is public information. JD said it's her personal account. JD said lets just talk about everything. Howard asked if he can see it if he's not following her. JD said she's not looking for a lot of attention. He said she's already getting enough shit from people. Howard asked how his wife feels about him eating Cheetos for breakfast. JD said he's sure she doesn't like it.
Howard said he's not sure why he's getting upset. He said she has 47,000 followers. He said everyone knows about this. JD said that they can talk about it then. Howard said he's not sure why he's getting so upset. Robin said he didn't sneak into his house to find out about this. Howard asked if she prefers that he not talk about it. JD said yeah because she's just starting out and learning it. Robin asked if she's doing a test with this. JD said sort of. Howard asked if she's teaching nutrition. JD said she is. Robin said lets not tell anyone.
Howard said he should get in now before she jacks up the price. Robin said she just doesn't understand. Howard said he's not sure why he's so upset either. JD said he knows how things can get turned around on the air by certain people. Robin asked who is twisting. Howard said this wouldn't have come about if she didn't have this show. JD said alright.
Jason came in and said he knows she has a Facebook account for her personal stuff. He said she has an Instagram for her public stuff. She said this is on a public thing. He said he's not sure what's going on there either. He said he likes that she's so entrepreneurial.
Howard said he wasn't busting his balls. He said he's not sure why he's so upset. Fred did his JD puppet thing and had JD mumbling about all of this. He had him talking about eating a bag of Cheetos because he's so upset.
Howard asked if JD has to watch what he eats when he's home. JD said sure. He said she cooks vegan dinners and stuff. Howard asked if he saw a pizza box in his garbage this morning. JD said he did have that for dinner last night. Jason asked if he has gum in his mouth. JD said he does. JD Puppet said that's his exercise.
Howard asked if JD is part of the program. JD said he is not. Robin asked if that's a problem. JD said he thinks it's fine to be separate from that. Howard said he's not sure why he's so miserable.
Robin asked if she could talk to JD about her being on Instagram. JD said it if it's in private. He said this is public. Robin said it's the same thing.
Howard said JD is bumming him out. JD said she doesn't want it being plugged because she doesn't want people saying she used the show. Robin said if you put something publicly out on Instagram they should tell them first. Howard said if it's on Instagram it's trying to reach a lot of people. JD said it's just people who follow her.
Howard took a call from Wolfie who said he saw JD tucking the loops of his laces into the sides of his sneakers. JD said they were too long that day and he doesn't have to do that now. He said he had to put them into the sneakers. Howard asked what he did. JD said he tucked the loops into the sides. He said they do come out at times so he has to retuck. Howard said he can teach him how to make one look around so it makes one knot. JD said that's fine.
Howard asked if he can tie a tie. JD said no. Wolfie asked if he can drive a nail into a board with a hammer. JD stopped answering Wolfie. Howard asked if he can use a hammer. JD said he can do that. He said he has done that before. Wolfie said he would pay to see that. Howard said forget the exercise thing and just charge to have people see him hit a hammer.
Wolfie asked if he can cast a fishing rod. JD said he can do that. He said he hasn't done it lately but he has done it before.
Howard asked JD why his wife doesn't just make her account private if they don't want this on air. JD said it's a whole thing. Jason said this was all about JD and not about this wife using the show. He said JD doesn't look like he's eating well so that's what they were talking about. Howard said no one is attacking JD. He said he was just curious about his wife's new business.
Wolfie asked if he feels good about her business. JD said yes if she feels good about it. He said he just wants everything to be okay. Howard said he's with JD. He said something will probably go wrong. He said he's with him on that. He said he gets it now. He said he just wants everything to go fine. Robin said what he really wants is nothing to go wrong. Howard said he's with him on that.
Howard asked how this can go bad talking about it. JD said it can get negative. Howard said it is unique to start a business and tell no one. He said it's novel. He said it's like keeping it a secret. Howard said don't say anything. He said stop announcing it.
Howard said she already has 100 more Instagram followers since they started this. JD Puppet started to cry over that. Robin said JD gets upset every time she gets a new follower.
Howard let Wolfie go and said they hadn't heard from him lately. He said he called in to bust JD's balls.
Howard said he wasn't doing this to bust JD's balls. JD said he doesn't know much about the business anyway. Howard said he has his wife on the phone now. He took the call and the fake wife had promo code ''Hey now'' as her code. She had a Howard Stern Comes Again code as well. Howard let her go after that.
Howard said some of the other song parody people wrote a song to honor Psych. That featured Little Mikey, Daniel Mendelson and Eli Braden. Howard said they got together to sing about Psych.
Howard said he read about Donald J. Barnett dying last week. He read some feedback he got about that too. He read through a few of those emails. They went to break after that.
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Robin said she reads about people who die in their 30s. She said she read about Taylor Swift not being able to sing her old songs because the new owner of her music won't allow it.
Howard said he is doing everything he can to stay alive. Robin said he's not going to stay alive. She said he's staying healthy until he dies. Howard said his parents don't leave their apartment now. He said they never get sick. He said they just stay in there. He said you can't get them out other than go to Bagel Boss every week. He said he aspires to be like that.
Howard said he's going to live forever. He said that's why he went for the Colonoscopy. He said his mom never calls him but he calls her. He said if someone is sick she calls every 10 minutes. He said she lost her mom at a young age when she went into the hospital. He said he thinks she gets triggered when she hears he's going to have something medical. Robin said that's because her mom did that and never came back.
Howard said he's so stupid for bringing it up. He said every time he tells Beth not to tell his mom about stuff but then he'll mention it in a phone call. He said Robin is another discussion he has to have with his mother. He said she's constantly asking about her.
Howard said he told his mom about his Colonoscopy and she was asking what he's doing with the doctors every minute. He said meanwhile she's at the doctor every minute. He said he tells her about the Colonoscopy and she asks why he's carrying on with that. He tells her about fasting and how you have to clean yourself out. He said she asks what they're doing to him. Robin said he's a terrible son causing her all of this anxiety.
Howard said he tells his mom about this and she asks if he's had it done yet. He said you only do it every 5 years. He said they can catch something early that way. He said his mother goes on and on about how horrible it is.
Howard said he had his Colonoscopy done and he came home. He said he has a button in the house that can turn off every phone in the house. He said that way he can get sleep. He said stupidly he brought his cell phone in with him. He said the phone rings 10 minutes into his nap. He said it's his mother calling. He said he gets pissed that she's calling. He said she asks if he's getting his rest. He said he should have told her she woke him up. He asked how his Colonoscopy went. He said he was wide awake after that call. He said he as freaking out. He said then he went to Beth and told her he brought his cell phone up there and his mother woke him up. Robin said he's his own worst enemy.
Howard said his mother doesn't call him unless he has something going on medically. Robin said she's afraid she's going to lose him. Howard was doing his mother and father impressions as he was telling Robin that story.
Howard said he lives near Central Park and they constantly have noise coming from down there. He said it was so annoying when they did the marathon. He said have it out on Long Island. Robin said they can't run through Manhattan if they're out there. Howard said go upstate or something. Robin said the whole thing is to have it where there are a lot of people. Howard said it's just crazy. He said you can't take a nap. He said he loves to nap. He said when he wakes up he can take on the world. Howard asked if Robin naps. Robin said occasionally but not frequently.
Howard asked Robin how much she slept last night. Robin said 6 hours. Howard said that's not enough. He had his mother telling her that's not enough. He had his dad asking ''Who?'' over and over again. Robin said she catches up on her sleep over the weekend.
Howard said he tried calling Robin last night. Robin said she was looking at her phone call day and she didn't see anything from him. Howard said he called around 5:30. Robin said she had shut down by then. Howard said he was looking forward to talking to her. Robin said she figured he had forgotten about her. Howard said he's not going to call her anymore. She doesn't even know that he called last night. Robin said she doesn't look at her phone. She said she knows what she has planned. Howard asked why she has a phone. Robin said she has two actually.
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Howard asked what's up with Stephen Colbert. He said JD sent him this clip where he was talking to Andy Cohen about not dying his hair. He said Andy said he and Howard Stern don't dye their hair and Stephen said something like he thinks he does dye his hair. He said he really doesn't dye his hair. Robin said he probably thinks he has the same problem.
Howard played the clip of Stephen talking about how he doesn't dye his hair. Andy said he doesn't know if he fully believes him. Stephen told him to go fuck himself in a joking way. Stephen said his sister called him and said the same thing. Stephen said Howard Stern 100 percent dyes his hair. Howard said he's ready to bet money on it. He said he wants to put up $10 million. He said he doesn't have any dye in his hair. He said give him his due on the one thing he's got. He said he doesn't dye his hair.
Howard said he thought Stephen was his friend. He said this bums him out. Robin said both Jimmy's believe him. He said both Fallon and Kimmel believe him. He said Samantha Bee is on the fence. He said he'd tell you if he did dye it. He said he has no reason to cover that up. He said he did dye it many years ago. He said he will see Stephen in Talk Show Court and talk about it.
Howard said he doesn't understand this. He said it's like Riley Martin thinking he wasn't getting enough money and sticking around there. Howard said there are plenty of services out there to take your special to. He said they call this a Jackie Martling. He said there are 25 services out there you can shop it to. He said go do that and see what they will offer you. He said he bets Netflix will come in high. He said prove them wrong and put it out yourself like Louis C.K. did.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who said that Mo'Nique is the only one who knows she's worth $500,000. He said she thinks she's worth millions. Howard said he had never heard of her before this. King said she's not funny and she's not worth 500,000. He said she lost her edge. He said she's corny now. Howard asked if she could take that special to someone else. King said he thinks she tried that and she got no offers. He said he thinks that's what happened. He said people are so proud they can't admit it.
Howard said he couldn't point this woman out if they showed him a line up. He said that she's suing for gender discrimination.
King asked what Howard thinks about Saturday Night Live lately. He said the last two episodes were horrible. Howard said he didn't see it. He said that's the story of Saturday Night Live. He said it's hit or miss. He said he likes that the show is there. He asked who gives a shit anyway. He hung up on King.
Howard said he has a package for Erik out in Los Angeles. He said he has a driver's license now. He said they were rehearsing this bit and they told Erik that he can't get off the scale. He said Gary asked what he had just said and Erik had no idea. He said he's not sure how he passed that test. He said they gave him an IQ test and found out he's got a 66 IQ. He said he's feeble minded. He said he was proud of that. He said he was 5 points higher than Wendy the Slow Adult.
Howard said they didn't invite Erik out to L.A. but he came out anyway. He said his plan was to fly out and rent a car. He said he had just gotten his license days before. He said he came out and rented a Mustang but he had to change cars because he didn't fit in it. His stomach kept hitting the horn.
Howard had Shuli come in to talk about this. Shuli told Howard about they way he drives and how many tickets he's gotten. Shuli said he got 9 traffic light tickets back then. He said he just found out he has had a total of 7 more since they got back. He said that's a total if 16 tickets at $50 a pop. He said it's $800 worth of tickets. He said he thinks he's the only one still doing business on Cameo. Howard said he heard he had $1000 on him out there. Shuli said he went on a cruise and bought $1100 worth of cigars in Cabo.
Howard asked if he should bring him in. Shuli said he should. Howard asked him to come in. Howard had Erik come in and said he looks good. He said he thinks that Erik doesn't know he has to pay taxes on all of that money he's making. Erik said he has an accountant now. He said he gives the guy all of his receipts. Howard asked what he pays that guy. Erik said he does it for free. Shuli said he doesn't understand what taxes are. Erik said he knows you pay them in April. Erik said you fill out a W9 or W2 form. Howard asked where you get the money to pay that. Erik said he didn't get a statement last year. He said he owed them money. Howard asked where he got the money. Erik said he had the money in his account.
Shuli said he heard that he had around $70,000 and now it's down to about $7,000. Erik said it's back up to 10,000. Howard asked what happened to the 70. Erik said he bought a car. Howard said he made more money but he hasn't paid taxes on that. He said he has to pay taxes on that. Erik said his accountant is taking care of it all for him. He said he helped him get his housing too.
Howard said he's terrified of him driving too. Erik said he got his license and he got into two accidents. He said his car was totaled. Howard said that was his first day on the road. Erik said the body shop did a great job. He said it looks brand new. He said it was $9,000 to fix it. Howard asked what the car cost. Erik said it was 22,000. He said the body shop is Knight Collision and they did a great job.
Howard said his car has police badges in it. He said they told him not to do that. Erik said he doesn't have his fake gun. He said he took the police lights out. Shuli said they're in the trunk of the car. Erik said that's right.
Howard said Gary told him not to get out of the scale when they do it and he had no idea what he was talking about. He said he can't believe that he passed his test. Howard said Erik gets overloaded when they tell him this stuff. Erik had a look on his face that Gary said he gets when you tell him stuff.
Howard said Erik is having the life. He said he doesn't have to work. Shuli said he went on a cruise. Erik said he took his best friend Joe with him. He said he had broken up with his girlfriend. Shuli said it was all old rich people and Erik on this cruise. Howard asked what it cost. Erik said it was $1400. Shuli said he flew out to L.A. first class. He said that trip was like $8,000 total.
Howard asked about the girlfriend. Erik said she was a cunt. Robin asked why she has to be that just because they didn't get along. Erik said she was jealous of him. He said she texted Shuli and told him that he threatened her. He said he didn't threaten her. Shuli said he did investigate and he didn't.
Howard said he can't believe he broke up with her. Shuli said he was flying her all over the place. He said she made him cookies and stuff. Howard said he could have had fun with her in Cabo. Erik said things happen in life. He said she's evil. Robin asked what she did. Shuli said she didn't get along with Erik's friends. Howard said she was probably trying to upgrade him.
Howard took a call from Erik's accountant who turned out to be Beetlejuice audio clips. The guys played the clips of Beetlejuice talking about how he loves money.
Howard said they know Erik doesn't work but he has a convertible but that didn't work out because his belly was hitting the steering wheel. Erik said he didn't fit in the car. He said he had the top down and he didn't want to do that. Shuli said his buddy told him every time he breathed the horn would honk. Fred played a horn honking sound.
Howard said Erik got a Ford Expedition instead of the convertible Mustang and he was told not to smoke in that. Erik smoked cigars in there. Erik said he's like Tony Soprano. Shuli said he thinks he can do what he wants since he can afford to pay the fines.
Howard asked what Erik gets paid to do Blue Bloods. Erik said it depends. He said he can make up to $100 a day. Shuli said he's an extra on the show. He said that's how they pay him.
Howard said Erik and Shuli went to lunch and Erik nearly got into an accident and his road rage was on full display. Howard had a clip to play where Erik was yelling at someone. Shuli said he was making a u-turn at the hotel. Erik was talking to Shuli about how people don't know how to drive. Erik yelled at woman and called her a cunt and other things.
Howard had another clip of Erik talking to Shuli about how he almost killed a homeless person on the street. Erik said it wasn't his fault. He said it was dark out and he didn't see the guy. Shuli told him maybe he shouldn't be driving at night.
Robin said it's like talking to a wall. Erik said the guy ran into the street. Robin said he's responsible. Erik said the guy ran out and he didn't see him.
Howard played a clip of Erik talking about how much he loves Chick-Fil-A. He told Shuli how many chicken sandwiches he gets. He talked about drinking soda too. Howard said he's back to gaining weight. Erik said he's not. He said he had 3 cheeseburgers last night. Erik said he went to Postmates and ordered cheeseburgers. He said they delivered to his house. He said he was in his car behind the guy.
Howard said what upsets him is that their tax dollars paid for his stomach operation. He said they're wasting their money on that. He said he hasn't lost weight and he's obese. Robin said he's back up to 3 cheeseburgers for a meal. Erik said he's been drinking a lot of water. Howard asked what that has to do with eating burgers and drinking soda. Erik said he's off soda now too.
Howard asked if he's disappointed in himself. Erik said no. Shuli said his health problems are coming back too. Erik said he had a gout flare up. Shuli said his knees are bothering him too. Howard said he has to get with it.
Howard played a clip of Erik talking about not wearing his seatbelt. He said they suck. He asked what happens if you have to get out in an emergency. Howard said he doesn't understand that at all. He asked if he was wearing his seatbelt in his two accidents. Erik said no.
Howard said he has to know that he's going to go through the windshield. Erik said he knows. He said he left the garage on Friday afternoon and Shuli walked him down. He said he made a right on 8th ave and people don't know how to drive. Robin said Erik is the one who has the accidents. Howard said he's a walking wrecking ball. Erik said they drive like 15 miles per hour. Robin asked what the speed limit is. Erik said it's 35. Then he said it was 25. He said he drives like 50. Howard asked what the speed limit means. Erik said you have to drive that speed. He said people piss him the fuck off. Howard said they are driving the speed limit. He asked why he's in a rush. Erik said he has to go home and take a nap. Howard said take your time and go take a nap. He said he's endangering people because he has to nap.
Howard played another clip of Erik out in L.A. talking about how much he loves Brad Pitt and he wants to fuck him in his ass. Howard asked why he would say that. Erik said he was just saying it. Shuli told him to talk about the wedding ring he has. Howard said he heard about that. He said he thinks he's married to Donnie Wahlberg. Shuli said his ring size is 15.
Howard said he has to thank Shuli for going out with Erik like that. Shuli said Ronnie is crazy but he knows how to drive. He said Erik doesn't know how to drive. He said he tells him to slow down and next thing he knows he's talking about Brad Pitt.
Howard played another clip of Erik seeing a Wonder woman and Cat Woman out on the street and he starts yelling to them. Shuli said he's almost driving on the sidewalk at that point. He said he just wanted to get back to the hotel.
Howard asked Erik where he is in all of this. He said he turned into oncoming traffic at one point. Shuli said they were at a red light and he assumed it was for him and turned left in front of oncoming traffic. Howard played that clip where Erik said he had a green light. Shuli said it was for the other side too.
Howard asked Erik if he thinks he can make a left hand turn when he has a green light. Erik said it was for both sides. He said he had to wait for the other side to clear? Robin explained it to him. Erik asked why they can't wait for him. Robin said they are going straight and they have the right of way.
Howard explained the driving thing to Erik too. He said he must not have learned that. Erik said he made mostly rights in his test.
Howard said Erik's road rage was out of control. He said they made a montage of Erik yelling at other drivers. He played that clip next. Erik was yelling at everyone and calling people cunts and other words.
Howard said maybe Erik is the one who doesn't know how to drive while everyone else knows. Erik said he knows how to drive. Robin said they just found out he doesn't know about making a left. Howard said he's not sure why he thinks he's a good driver when he already had 2 accidents.
Shuli said Erik thinks he can get out of trouble if he has the police cards. Howard said he thinks Erik thinks he's protected by all cops. Robin said the cops already let him go once while he was doing 90. Robin asked the police not to help Erik. She said that's best for everyone. Erik said they're not going to listen to her. Robin said she's going to start calling 311 and turn him in.
Howard asked Erik if he hit a homeless guy at night and no one saw him, what would he do. Erik said he would stay on the scene and call the police. Howard said he might to go prison for doing that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said Shuli should be employee of the year for putting his life on the line for this. Howard said he really is brave so they're going to embed him in an ISIS prison. Shuli said Erik is coming over to his house for Thanksgiving. He said his wife is making home made mashed potatoes and stuffing. He said Erik said ''Oh fuck!'' Erik said that's a good ''Oh fuck.'' Shuli said last year Erik bent a chair leg and they had to throw the chair out. Shuli said he can't shit in his house. Erik said he'll bring Pepto Bismol. Erik said he's not drinking soda anymore. Shuli said he bought 12 Pop-Tarts out there and ate them all. He said he drank Coca Cola Classic out there too.
Howard said he has to stop with the no soda talk. Erik said he has some in his house for when people come over. Howard asked who is coming over. Erik said he has a girl who comes over. He said she loves soda. Shuli said she's from the state and she comes in to clean the place. Howard asked if he gives her soda.
Howard said he says he's not drinking soda. Erik said he might have some wine at Shuli's house. Howard said he has to keep notes. Shuli asked how many servings he will have. Erik said maybe 2. Shuli said he sees an over under of 3.
Howard asked what they're going to serve him. Shuli said he can't shit in his house. Howard said dig a hole in the back yard. Erik said he wants to babysit his kids. He said he will put them in his car and take them to the park. He said they can stay in his house. Howard said maybe they can race in a car with him. Erik said he wouldn't do that to them.
Howard took a call from a woman who said Erik is gross. Erik said she must be gross. She said this is the reason we shouldn't have to pay medical taxes for all. Erik said lets see what she looks like. She said we're all paying for his surgery. Erik said she must be a fat cow. Howard said Erik has 17 chins and he's calling her fat. Howard said she's angry because she has to go to work and pay taxes. Erik said he pays taxes too. Robin said he does not.
Howard asked Erik about complaining about the taste of pussy being too salty. He said Ham Hands Bill made a message for him about that. He played the clip of Bill talking about taking a shower together and ask her to shave for him if he doesn't want a hairy pussy. Bill wished him luck. Erik said that was very nice.
Howard asked if Erik remembers what he just said. Erik said she has to have a shaved pussy. Howard asked what else. Erik said he forgets. Howard said take a shower. Erik said when they were together they showered together. Shuli said she made him shower.
Howard said he has a guy who wants to ask some advice about driving. Howard took the call from one of the guys in the back office who asked Erik about what to do for a yellow light. Erik told him to slow down. He said he just had a crash and he asked what to do now. Erik said he has to call 911.
Howard took a call from a guy who calls himself Paul Bobo who said he has a theory about why he broke up with his girlfriend. He asked if they broke up because she didn't have a penis. Erik said no. Howard said Erik does like a lot of dudes. Erik said he doesn't like penis. Shuli said he did see Chris Wilding this morning and said that he wanted to give him a wedding ring. Erik said he wants to keep him in the United States. He said he'd marry him for that. Howard said they'd have to blow each other. Erik said he's not blowing chairs but he'd let him suck him off.
Howard said he heard he sent a guy a dick pic. Erik said he did because he said he wanted one. Shuli said this picture looks like a roof covering a match stick. He said that's how big his belly is.
Howard asked how big Erik is erect. Erik said it's about 3 inches. Chris came in and said he has gotten a lot of dick pics but he will never forget Erik's. He said he dreams about it. Erik asked if he wants to come to Shuli's. Chris said he'll be away. Erik said he'd let him blow him while he's driving. Chris said he has done that. Erik said he's not gay but he would let him blow him while he drives. Howard said think about what he just said. Erik said he thinks Chris is a great guy and they get along great.
Howard asked Chris what he'd do to Erik. Chris described what he would do and got really graphic. Erik said come sit next to him so he can put his arm around him. Chris told Erik what else he would do and how he'd stick his tongue in his piss hole to get his pre-cum out. He said then he would deep throat him. Robin laughed when he said deep throat. Erik said oh my god. Howard said he's vomiting all over his car when he drives by this.
Erik asked what they're listening to in the car. Chris said he listens to Coffee House on Sirius. Shuli asked if Erik is holding his belly up during this. Erik said if he's blowing him he'd have to hold it up. He said he has to keep both hands on the wheel. Howard said he's sure there's some crust in there. He said don't forget that Shuli's kids are in the back seat. Shuli said they like Coffee House too so they'll be fine.
Jason came in with a hand held microphone for Chris so he could sit next to Erik. Chris went over and sat with him. He asked Erik some questions and Fred played fart sounds for Erik. Howard said Erik just asked to have a finger up his ass. Erik said he wants a prostate exam. Erik told Robin to stay quiet because he and Chris are talking.
Howard said Erik has his arm around Chris now. He said he claims that he's not gay but he wants a finger in his ass while he's being blown by Chris. Erik said he can like both men and women. He said he loves Donnie and Chris. Robin asked what woman he loves. Howard said they haven't found one yet.
Chris said that he'd probably be hard if he blew Erik. He asked Erik what he would do. Erik said he might jerk him off while they watch Blue Bloods. Robin said if he doesn't like eating vagina then why not try this. Erik said that was one vagina. Howard asked if he thinks Chris' penis would taste good. Erik said he's never seen it. Howard asked if he'd like to see it. Erik said he'd like to see it. Chris asked if he would touch it. Erik said he doesn't have gloves on. Erik said pull it down so he can see it. He said he'll feel it and see how hard it is. Chris said he can feel it over his pants. Erik said he has to take it out. Howard told Chris he has to take it out. Chris said he's resigning.
Erik felt Chris over his pants. Erik said it's kind of soft. Chris said it's very soft. He said it's not hard. Robin asked how Erik is. Erik told him to feel his. Chris said he's good. Chris said he thinks he just became straight.
Erik asked Chris to feel his cock. Chris said he's hard. He said he thinks it is. Howard asked if he's hard. Erik said feel it again. Chris was laughing. He said he felt it and it's hard. He said he's not sure what's going on down there. Shuli said he'll check with a glove on. Howard asked why he needs a glove. Erik said he has to say happy birthday to Nikki's mom.
Shuli felt Erik's cock and said he's not sure what he's feeling. Erik said that's his penis. Shuli said it's like a bag of sand. He asked if that's his nut there. Erik said it is. He said he's soft too. Howard asked what is going on in there. He said it's like a lump of flesh over there. Chris asked if he can get hard. Erik said yes. He said he masturbated on Friday while watching Blue Bloods. Shuli said he does that all the time when he watches Blue Bloods.
Erik said he wishes Donnie was there with him so he could have fun with him. He said he thinks about Donnie in bed with him and Chris. Howard asked who is doing what to him. Erik said that Donnie is jerking him off and Chris has a finger up his ass. Howard said he thinks he's not gay though. Erik said that's right. Howard said he's not anti-gay but what's the big deal to admit you're gay. Erik said he loves women too. Howard asked what would make him gay. Erik asked if he can't love Donnie and Chris together. Howard asked what his definition of gay is. Erik said happy. Erik said it's when you love a man. Howard said he loves Chris and Donnie. Erik said he loves John Stamos too.
Howard asked Chris if he felt weird letting Erik feel him up. Chris said it went inside him. He said it was an honor to have him touch him. Howard asked if Erik wishes he could kiss Chris. Erik said he will kiss him. He wanted to do that before he went on the scale. Chris said he has to admit he's gay if he kisses him. Erik said he kissed Benjy once. Erik said he's going to kiss him but it won't be romantic. He said it will be on the lips though. Howard said that's romantic.
Howard said this has been very interesting. He took a call from a guy who said he's not sure if he should throw up or jerk off. He said he can't wait to see it on the app.
Chris said he's looking at Erik's nipple and it looks like pepperoni. Erik asked if he wants to touch it. Erik said he can if he wants to. Chris touched it and rubbed it in a circle.
Howard asked Erik to choose Chris or Donnie to blow him. Erik said he wants both. Howard said he has to pick just one. Erik said he would have Chris. Chris said he's saying that because he's sitting there. Howard said he's more attracted to Chris than Donnie. Erik said he knows Donnie won't do it. Shuli said he's picking the guy who will do it and that shows how gay he really is.
Erik asked if he can go to Canada with Chris next week. Chris said he thinks they're closing the border.
Howard took a call from Mike in Maine who said he thought Chris was going to go all in but he backed out. Chris said he felt his cock. He said he said he would stick a finger up his ass. Erik said he would like that. Chris said they can't do it there. He said they'd have to go off sight. Mike asked about what happened to ''No more bullshit.'' Howard said they're back to the same old bullshit there.
Howard asked how his breath is. Chris said it's not terrible. Erik said he brushed his teeth and used mouthwash. Howard said he's had enough of this gay stuff in the studio. Robin said they have to weigh him. Howard said that's right. He said they have to find out how many copies of ''Howard Stern Comes Again'' it will take to lift him. Robin said they have to get over 300 pounds.
Shuli asked Erik what he thinks one book weighs. Erik said maybe 100 pounds. Gary asked if he thinks he weighs just 3 books. Erik said he doesn't know. Robin said she thinks it will take 10 stacks of 10 books.
Mike said this guy is driving around the streets of New York City. He said he thinks one book weighs 100 pounds. Howard said he has to move on because it's getting late. He said if they're not going to do gay stuff he's going to move on. Chris said he'd do the finger in the ass thing if he can.
Howard asked if Erik liked being touched. Erik said he wasn't hard but he liked it. Chris said there's a lot going on down there. He said it felt like a bag of raw meat down there.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked Erik if he ever drives stoned. Erik said never. Shuli said he can back that up. He said he did drink the other night though. He said he screamed at him about that. Howard said he has to have all of his senses while driving. Erik said he takes Adderal. Howard said he can't drink and drive. Erik said he doesn't think he has a 64 IQ. Howard said he's right, it's 66. Erik said he knows how to wear a jacket over his t-shirt unlike Benjy. Howard said he has to take a break and then get to Erik's weigh in.
Robin said she's guessing that it will take 8 stacks of books. Howard said he's going to take a break and get back to Erik. They went to break after that.
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Howard said he's guessing that it's around 365 pounds or so. He said maybe 345. He said he's going to say that he weighs 75 books. Robin said that would be 7 stacks plus 5 books. Robin said that she thinks he's high.
Howard said Fred says it's 4,000 books. Fred said he thinks it's 400 books. Howard said wow. Fred said he is a fat fuck. Howard said he's saying 400 books. Fred said he is and he's standing by it. Robin said they have to come closest without going over. Howard said he thinks his book Howard Stern Comes Againis very meaty.
Howard took a call from a guy who guessed 149 books. Howard took another call from a guy who wasn't giving a guess. Howard said if he says good morning or Hey Now then say something. Robin said she's going with 120 books now. Howard said he's sticking with 75.
Howard took a call from Balls who guessed 110 books. Howard asked Gary if he has an idea because he was at rehearsal. He said he guy who built this thing is there too.
Howard had everyone come back in. He said they have to strap Erik into this contraption. He said everyone is in circus outfits. He said JD is wearing something fun that he should wear every day.
Howard said they have Adam there who built this thing. He said it's a scale that can hold Erik and the books. Adam said he knows it will hold him up. He said he has been building things like this his whole life. He said he builds custom illusions and things too. Howard asked how many pounds this thing can hold. Adam said it's all steel and he designed it. Howard said they tested it and it works. Gary said they tested it multiple times.
Gary said watching Erik is funny. He said Erik has to get in this thing and he tries to get on his knees and that's even difficult. Erik said he has to get on his knees. Gary said getting him out of it is even more entertaining. He said it takes 4 men to get him out. Howard said they strap Erik into it. Adam said that way he won't slump in it.
Howard said he's not sure if they have enough books in there. He asked if Erik is ready. Erik said he is. He said he needs Shuli in there for support. Howard said Shuli can come in. Erik said his friend Nikki is there too. Howard said there's no point in bringing her in if she's not banging him.
Howard asked Shuli who many books he thinks it's going to take. Shuli said 115. Howard said he's at 75 and Robin is at 120. He said Fred is at 400. Erik said before he came in Fred said he's a fat fuck. Erik said he's not a fat fuck. Fred said he is a fat fuck. Howard said he's an overweight fuck. Fred said he apologizes. Erik said he might be a little obese.
Howard asked how many books Erik thinks it will take. Erik asked how many Howard said. Howard went over the guesses and Erik went with between 130 and 150. Howard said pick one. Erik said 150.
Howard said this is a fun way of promoting Howard Stern Comes Again. He said that's why they're doing this. Howard asked if his book is flying off the shelves after this. Erik said absolutely.
Howard had the guys get Erik into the contraption. He made a strange noise when he got on his knees.
JD was the one putting the stacks of books into the contraption. They put 10, then 20, 30, 40, 50, 60 and nothing was happening. Then it was 70 books and no movement. They kept going with more books. Howard said he's already out. Gary said they're up to 80 books. They got to 90 and the scale moved. Gary said they're at 100. Erik started to move. Erik asked it moved a tiny bit. Gary said they're at 110 books now. They had to keep going. Gary said they're at 120. There was some movement but not a lot. They put 13 stacks which was 130 books and he moved up. Erik was up and almost even. Gary said they're going to single books now. Gary said they're at 131 now. Gary said a light will turn green when they're even. They went up to 133 books and that's what it was. That was the final tally.
Howard said Fred was way over. He said someone won and it was Erik. Howard said Erik went over so Robin actually won. He said she didn't go over. Erik said he said between 130 and 150. Howard said they made him pick one number and he was over.
Howard said this was so fun. He said what a fun way to promote a book. Robin said she thought the book was about 3 pounds. Gary said they weigh about 2.5 pounds. He said each stack is 25 pounds. Howard said that means he weighs what? Robin said that's 133 x 2.5. Robin said do the math. Gary said that's 266 and half of 133. Fred said that's about 332 pounds. Shuli said that's not the 310 that he said the other day.
Howard said that was the right guess for Robin. Robin said she was closest without going over. Howard said he learned that his book weighs 2.5 pounds. He said that's pretty good.
Gary said they have to get Erik out of there now. He said there's a whole process there too.
Erik said he's doing a huge event on Thursday. He said it's Brothers before Others. He said he's going to be there with Jim Florentine. He said he's going to meet the PBA president who hates De Blasio. Howard said you can go enter your weight at HowardStern.com to see how many books you weigh.
Howard asked Adam how to get him out of there. Gary said it takes four guys. He said two have to get in back and 2 in front. They had to move Erik out of there. Gary said they did it 3 times and Erik is fucking heavy. Howard said there's a lot of McDonald's in that boy.
Erik said he's not 332 pounds. Robin said they just weighed him. Gary had him come over to the other scale they have in there. Howard said it says 321. Erik said his weight went up. Erik said he was eating McDonald's all weekend. He was at 310 last week.
Howard said Erik was in a strong man outfit. He said Gary was the carnival barker. He said you can see Erik on Cameo. He said he does many messages a week. Howard thanked Shuli for getting in a car with Erik and getting that tape. He said Erik kind of came out of the closet today. Erik said he got like half a foot out. Howard said he had some interesting discussions today. Erik said he wants to marry Chris. They asked if that would make him gay. Erik sounded like his head was going to explode.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said Erik is a great Wack Packer. She went off on Fred for being so nasty today. She said shame on him. Fred said enable him to be fatter. He said he'll die of a heart attack. Howard said Fred is actually the greatest wack packer ever.
Howard took a call from Bobo who said this is the greatest thing since sliced bread. He asked how long it will be before it's on the app. Howard said that's a good question. Gary said he's guessing this afternoon. Erik said he's going to guess when it'll be up. He said he thinks Thanksgiving Weekend so people have something to watch. Howard said he thinks it takes that long to get it up there. Bobo said he hopes it's up today. Howard said he hopes they have it up in 10 minutes. Bobo said he had him at 250 books at 1.5 pounds per book.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked Adam the guy who built the machine. Howard had him ask. The caller said he's got some calves and heifers that have to be weighed. He asked if he can have that machine. Howard asked what they're going to do with it. Adam said it's Howard's. Howard said he's not sure what he'll do with it. Adam said this machine might not be good enough for weighing cows.
Howard said they're going to look for Erik on Cameo and that other party. Erik said he's doing gigs with Shuli now. Shuli said he comes to shows he does. He said he did a benefit on Saturday night. He said it wasn't a club or anything. He said the people there had no idea who he was.
Shuli said he, Erik and Joey Boots were very close so he's going to have Erik over for Thanksgiving.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said that Erik isn't a fat fuck, he's a fat retarded fuck. Howard said they just had a nice game going there and Ralph is ruining it. Ralph said he's just sharing his thoughts with him. Howard said Erik handled that better than Ralph. Erik said he's not making threats anymore.
Howard said Erik has to stay off the road. Erik said he's not going to do that. Howard said he has to take a break and get to news. Erik said if he wants his number he'll answer his calls unlike Robin. Howard said he has no desire to talk to Erik. He said Robin just didn't look at her phone to see he called. Howard said he'll call Erik instead.
Howard said it might be interesting to talk to Erik off the air. Gary said he talks to him all the time and it's not interesting at all. Howard said he might get more out of him. He said he thinks it might be interesting. Erik said he can talk to his health aide too. Gary said this woman cleans his apartment every day. He said it's on their dime of course. Erik said that she odes his laundry too. Erik said his health insurance pays for it. Howard wrapped up and went to break.
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Howard said High Pitch Erik has a car and a maid and Bowie is in the ground. He asked what it all means. Robin said it means nothing. She said none of this means a thing. Howard said that's why he was talking to Fred. Fred said she gets serious.
Howard had Fred play Robin into her news with a song parody from Little Mikey. Howard said he was thinking about the ads they used to have where they had great slogans. He said he was using a paper towel. He said he thought about the old ''The quicker picker upper.'' He said that they had great slogans back then. Howard had Fred play that and some other jingles. Howard said no one seems to have anything like that anymore. He said the art of the jingle and slogans are gone. Howard said he thinks ''Dirt can't hide from intensified Tide'' was the best. Fred and Howard went over a few others.
Gary said they have someone on the staff whose dad used to do jingles and the business just went away. Howard said they used to have so many jingles for Coca Cola and McDonald's and stuff. He said Pan Am used to have a jingle. He said his dad had a partner who was a jingle singer. He said he did all of the Pan Am jingles. He said his name was Alan Merchant. Fred found a Pan Am jingle to play. Howard said it wasn't that. He said it was a catchy jingle. Howard said he's sticking with that Tide slogan. He said Barry Manilow wrote jingles. He said he wrote the Band-Aid jingle. Robin and Howard sang some jingles. Howard said State Farm had a good one. Fred said Barry wrote that one too. Howard said his dad saw Barry Manilow up at his studio. He said he's not sure if he ever worked with him. He said he may have worked with his dad's partner. He said his dad would talk about Raymond Burr being gay. He said he'd talk about Barry Manilow flitting around too. He said his dad had a good sense of humor about that stuff.
Robin started her news with a story about Mo'Nique who is calling for a boycott of Netflix. Robin said she's looking into the power structure out there. Howard said she should sell it on her own if she's not happy with the offer. He said that Louis C.K. did that and did just fine. He said if the audience is out there you'll make better money.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she was listening to the show with Psych and she wondered if he can give him a word like he did with Valerie Harper. Howard said he and Valerie have a word that they shared so if she can contact him they'll know it's really her. He said they have heard from about 30 psychics who have sent in a word and they all got it wrong. He said he's not shocked. Robin said that Psych is planning to beat this so don't give him a word just yet. Howard said he thinks Valerie Harper is capable of pulling this off. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Will I Am from the Black Eyed Peas being allegedly harassed on a flight. Robin said he was wearing noise canceling headphones and he claims that's what they were upset about. Robin said the flight attendant had a problem with him and reported him to the police when they landed. Robin said he's saying this was a racist flight attendant and she targeted all of the people of color on the flight.
Robin said she's very loud herself but she has a friend who has to watch her voice when she goes out because she's been kicked out of places for being too loud. Howard asked if she's loud in bed. Robin said she has been told she's loud in bed. She said that was a long time ago when she was with someone who had a roommate. Howard asked if the guy put a pillow over her head. Robin said no to that.
Robin read a story about Colin Kaepernick getting a last minute NFL trial. Robin said the NFL teams showed up and Colin moved to another location and only 8 teams followed. She said after his tryout he had this to say. She had some audio for Howard to play. Colin said he's been ready for 3 years and he's been denied for 3 years. He said they're waiting for the teams and Roger Goodell to stop running from the truth. Robin asked why he's doing this if he knows it's not going to work out. Howard said he's lost in all of this. He said he feels like High Pitch Erik trying to figure out if he should make a left hand turn. Robin told Howard what went on with Colin and how he became the backup quarterback when he was taking a knee. Howard said he has no problem with him taking a knee. He said if he was really good they wouldn't care about his protest.
Robin read a story about another controversy on the field. Robin said she found it kind of funny but this was a serious thing. Robin said one player was tackling a quarterback and then once he got to him he ripped off his helmet and started hitting him with it. Howard said he thought it was that the player beat him with his own helmet. Robin said he ripped off the helmet of the quarterback. Robin had some audio from the game for Howard to play. Howard said they have to throw him out for that. He said he heard he just recovered from his second concussion. Robin said the other guy is under suspension. Gary had to explain who was who and what was going on. Ralph called in about that too. He said that guy should be suspended forever. He said he can't control himself. He said fuck that. Howard said he agrees with him. Ralph also said that Colin Kaepernick is a trouble maker. He said he changed the venue an hour before it was supposed to happen. He said he's just making a statement. Gary said he disagrees. He said he's just as good as any other backup quarterback and he doesn't want to sign this release that the NFL wants him to sign. Gary said his lawyer didn't want to sign. Howard said that was point and counter pointless. He moved on.
Robin read a story about Bill Maher who was being hit on by Donna Brazil on his show. Robin said she thought that was getting pretty heavy and it could have been a #MeToo kind of thing in reverse. She said if you reverse the situation he could have felt pressured. Robin said even Bill was blushing. Howard said Robin's voice is completely back now. He said she's very loud today. Robin had some audio from Bill's show where Donna was hitting on him. Howard said he thought it was funny and sweet. Robin had another clip for Howard to play. Robin said that can make people uncomfortable so be more sensitive.
Robin asked Howard what he thinks about the sex dolls they have now. Howard said they had one back in the 90s and it was state of the art. He said he thought about how great they could be. He said it can calm dudes down. He said he sees they're moving their lips and heads now. He said it's still a long way off. Robin said they have some sex dolls that resemble a human being. Robin said they cost around $30,000 and they're body temperature and they moan. Robin said they also simulate an orgasm. Howard said that's creepy. Robin said they adapt to the user so if you don't like what they say they will change. Howard said they have to see that. Howard asked if she'll pretend his dick is big. Robin said of course. Howard said he's happy if these things just calm guys down. He said he wants to drop some into Iran. Robin said she heard about some protests going on in Iran. Howard said there are some real problems there. He did a live commercial read after that.
Howard said he wants his sex doll to look like Emily Ratajkowski. Robin said they can probably do that.
Robin read a story about Ford coming out with an all electric Mustang. She said it's called the Mach E. Howard said a Machie is a racial slur. Robin said it's Mach-E. Howard said just say kike if she has to be so racist. Robin said it's the Mach-E. She said it should be out by the end of next year.
Robin read a story about a couple of shootings out in California. Robin said in Santa Clarita they're still in the dark about why a student shot 5 students. Robin said he killed himself after the shootings. Robin said the school will be closed until December 2nd.
Howard took a call from Apples who asked how often Howard drives. Howard said Robin drives a lot. He said he hardly drives. He said he has a car so he drove to the cat adoption thing. He said he occasionally does that. He said he never drives in the city. He said he can't believe High Pitch Erik can drive in the city. He said Fred is an Uber driver on the weekends. Fred said he has 5 stars. Robin said that's a fine thing to do. Howard said he doesn't drive a lot. He said his wife tells him he's really good. Robin said he drives really slow. Howard said he does the speed limit. Apples said that's what you have to do. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about another shooting of 4 people at a football watch party. Robin said that was out in California too. Robin said this was in Fresno last night. Robin said they have no word on a suspect or what led up to the gunfire. Robin said it was just a house party. Robin said she's not sure what's going on. Howard said that's a horrible way to die watching football. He said that's not fun for him. He said he will watch the Super Bowl though. That led to Howard, Robin and Gary talking about the Patriots and Tom Brady for a short time. They talked about the Knicks too. Howard said he likes that they don't do so well because he can get good tickets that way.
Robin read a story about a super villain being in the White House recently. Robin said the President screened The Joker for some people there. Robin said they say Trump liked the movie.
Robin read some news about the public impeachment hearings that are going on this week. Howard said he was so upset for that ambassador who testified last week. He said she lost her position and she did nothing wrong. He said he doesn't like what he's hearing in the hearings. He said everyone is going rogue. Robin said what hits her is that Trump went after Hillary for her email server and Trump was talking to this ambassador in Kiev on a cell phone. Robin said people at the table could hear him. Howard said Donald likes to talk loud. He said it seems like no one is in charge. He said he thinks Joe Biden should be the candidate. Robin let out a sigh and said she doesn't want that. Howard said he did a town hall the other day and he thought he had the right attitude. He said Ralph liked him too. Robin said Ralph doesn't like anyone. Howard said the guy is reasonable. He said Warren and Sanders sound cuckoo at times. Robin asked what he thought about the hearings. Howard said he doesn't like what he's hearing about all of this stuff. He said he was disturbed by what he heard. Robin said Trump is being accused of witness tampering because he was tweeting about the ambassador while she was testifying. Robin said they say even that could stand up as an impeachable offense. Robin said they're also saying that the whistle blower's name should be revealed. She had some audio of Trump talking about how everyone knows who it is and the name should be revealed.
Robin read a story about Rudy Giuliani saying that he knows a lot of stuff about Trump and he thinks he won't turn on him. Robin said his lawyer was saying that he was joking about that.
Robin read a story about what Kennedy had to say about Trump tweeting about the testifying. Robin had a clip of this woman saying it's not a good idea and he comes across as a big, dumb baby when he does that. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:15am.
Howard started the show talking about how when he farts he just tells people. Robin said he doesn't tell every time. Howard said on the air he does. He said that's where it's more important. Robin said he doesn't do it at a dinner party. Howard said she's coming in on the middle of the conversation.
Howard said there's a Chris Matthews fart controversy. He said Chris was doing an interview with representative Eric Swalwell and there was an obvious fart. He said Chris claims it was his cup on the desk making the noise. He said he's an expert on this and this was a fart. He said it wasn't a cup. He said he'll do an experiment to prove it.
Howard played the tape of the alleged fart. Matthews was talking to Swalwell and there's an obvious noise that sounds like a fart. Howard said here's a mug that has Jeff the Drunk on it. He said he has a similar desk there and it's just like the one Chris has. Robin said the cup could have been on a mat. Howard said this is what a cup sounds like on a surface like that. He dragged it on the desk and it just made a sliding noise.
Howard played the tape again and it sounded like a fart to him. Howard said Mike Walker used to call into the show and he let out a fart and he denied it for a long time. He played that clip and had Robin laughing. Howard said that was a fart. He said stop it with the shame and embarrassment. Robin said they're trying to act like they have some kind of sophistication.
Robin said that sounded awfully close to the microphone to be a fart. Howard said they had another one on that same show and it as a fart. He played that clip next. Howard said Mike Francesa denied farting too. He said there you go.
Howard asked Robin who is singing on this song. He played it for her and it was two people singing. Robin said she has to hear it again. Howard said it's a tough one. He said he'll give it to her again. Howard asked her to guess the first one. Robin asked if this is a well known person. Howard said very well known. Robin asked if it's a woman. Howard said he somehow just erased that song. He asked the guys to put it back up. Howard asked if that's a black or white person. Robin said she wasn't listening for that. Howard asked man or woman. Robin said she thinks it's a woman. Howard told her to guess. Robin said she's trying to think what that person sounds like talking. Howard said she's very famous. He said he'd say she's A-list. Robin said that's only 3 people. Howard said it's an Academy award winner. Robin didn't have a guess. She ran out of time. Howard said wait until he tells her who it is. He said she'll die.
Howard played the song again and Robin guessed it was Whoopi Goldberg. Howard locked her in on that answer. Howard said that is wrong. He said it is Joe Pesci. Robin said it's not even a woman. Howard said no. He said he thought it was a woman too. Howard said it's Joe with Adam Levine. He said Joe is being the woman and Adam is the man in the song. He said this is a new album that Joe has out. He said he heard it and wondered why. He said he has put out records before apparently. He played more of Joe's song ''Baby Girl'' with Adam. Howard said this is a love song. He said it's a dude and a woman singing to each other.
Robin said she did say she wasn't sure if it was a man or a woman. She said she was leaning woman. Howard said Joe is 76 years old. He said that's Adam Levine singing too. Robin said she knew that he was a guy and he was a good singer.
Howard said he has to talk to Adam and find out how this happened. Fred played some Joe Pesci movie clips but Howard cut them off. He said it was too much noise at once.
Howard said he has some real music. He said go to the Howard Stern Show section on the SiriusXM app and check out the David Gray songs he did in the studio. He said he did it there when they weren't there. He said they're beautiful recordings. He said they have a whole bunch of this stuff on the Howard Stern section there. He said they have the High Pitch Erik weigh off up now too. Robin said the scale is still there and it reminded her of yesterday.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she thought Robin was going to guess it was Macy Grey singing that song. Howard said he had it for a few days but didn't know what to do with it. He said then he came up with the game idea. He said he's not sure what Joe is up to. He said it's just weird that he was singing to Adam like a woman.
Howard said Kylie sold the company to Coty. He said she has this huge following on social media and she's become a billionaire. He said it's annoying. Robin said that's what the whole family does. Howard said she's some catch. He asked if she's married. Robin said no but she had a baby with some rapper. She said she thinks they broke up. Howard asked why you'd break up with her. Robin said these kids are crazy. Howard said she's hot and cute. He said he could put up with anything she says. He said if she gets annoying he'll just bang her. Robin said the whole family buys cars for each other and family members.
Howard read more feedback about High Pitch Erik. He had some mail about the tax situation for Erik and things like that. People were saying that Cameo is Wack Pack Kryptonite and it will lead to his downfall. Howard said people can't believe he has his drivers license. Howard said people are saying that he's going to hurt or kill someone.
Howard said he has to get his license renewed. He said it's become a whole thing now. He read more about Erik. He said Erik got very flirty with Chris Wilding yesterday. He said people appreciated Chris taking one for the team. He read some feedback about that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he wanted to talk about how disgusting that segment was yesterday. He said he heard Chris talking about deep throating Erik and almost vomited. Howard said how about actually vomiting.
Howard said they had a lot of feedback about that. He said there was a fascinating article about Jeopardy. He said they're going to have a run off between the three top contestants. Robin said they have to make it into the final three. Howard said he thinks the three are just going head to head. Robin said she heard they have to qualify. Howard said that's not the way he interprets it. Robin said she was listening to a news report about it and they said they each had to get there through a regular game.
Howard read the article about the three highest money makers will be competing against each other. He said they're going to go head to head in January. Robin said this is different. Howard read that the first to win will get $1 million. Robin said they have never played against each other. Howard said this is what it's all about. He read about the three contestants and how well they did on Jeopardy.
Howard said all three of them will go up against each other in a tournament of champions. He read some quotes from some people on the show and what Alex Trebek said about this tournament.
Howard said he'd be really upset if he had what Alex has. He said he doesn't want to die without having a couple of years off radio. He said that's what he's trying to figure out. He said he needs 3-5 years at least. Robin said look at how long his parents are living. Howard said they live in a box. He said they only leave to go to dinner and then go back up. He said that's the only movement they have.
Howard said they can't even have a heart attack. He said they can't even get out of bed. He said they're constantly going to the doctor for maintenance. He said he gets the blow by blow for it all. He went into his mother's voice and talked about the problems they have. He had her talking about the doctor never having answers for them. He had his dad asking who she's talking to and asking over and over. He had his mother talking about how he can't hear.
Howard said no one calls them other than his cousin Julie or him or his sister. He said his dad has to ask who it is even though there's only three people who call. Howard went back into his mother's voice and talked more about going to the audiologist. He had her talking about sitting there until 1:30. He had her laughing and Robin said she loves that laugh. Howard said that laugh cuts right through him.
Howard said whenever she tells a story it kills him. He said she tells the same story over and over. He said he'll tell her something about playing guitar and then she goes into this story about him telling her he wanted to learn to play in college. He said she told him that he has to take lessons. Howard said she's told this story a bunch of times. He had his mother talking about getting a guitar string from the Baldwin music store. He said the guy at the store said they had someone there who could give a lesson. Howard's mom tells him that he has to take a lesson and he goes down and takes one. He came upstairs with a big smile on his face and said when he comes home from college he wants a lesson from this guy. Howard had his mom laughing at that story. Howard said she is a big believer in lessons. He said so is his dad. Howard had his mom talking about taking piano lessons and how Howard didn't want to learn. They insisted that he learn piano.
Howard had a conversation with his mom telling her that she's told these stories to everyone. He said you don't want to hear this shit. He said he's an older man now. He said you don't want to hear that. Howard said his mother's laugh is the only exercise his mother gets. He said they used to take walks but not anymore. Robin said they used to go to the gym. Howard said they can't do that anymore. He said they don't have the energy. He had his mother explaining.
Robin said if they walked they'd build up stamina. Howard had Ray telling her that she doesn't know her case. She said once a week Ellen takes them to Bagel Boss. Howard said they go every week. Ray was telling Robin about that. She told Howard Ben goes to the bank once a week too. Robin said she figured they just went to the doctors. Ray told Robin that she does that too. She said then she goes shopping on Friday. Robin asked what shopping. Ray told her that they get groceries. She spent a minute talking about that. Howard had Ben asking if she's still talking to them. Ray said its time to go to lunch even though it's only 7:30. He said they have to get in line first. They went to break after that.
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Howard said he was looking at that story in the NY Post about the Kardashian he thought about how he could sell stuff to his fans but he always resisted. He said he has so much integrity. Robin asked what's so integris about that. Howard asked if that's a word. Robin said it is. Howard asked if she's fucking whit him. Robin said she's heard it used. Howard said he wasn't sure but he thinks she's right. Howard said he was trying not to milk the audience. He said he could have come out with a makeup line. Robin said Kylie wears a lot of it. Howard asked what's so great about it. Robin said she knew kids wanted big lips.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he loves him to death and he's been a fan for 30 plus years. He said he knows he says he doesn't get political but he has Colbert, Kimmel and Seth Meyers on the show. He asked if he doesn't see that they're all political and so far to the left. Howard said he's not having them on for their politics. He said they're famous and they have interesting occupations. He said that's a slam dunk for the show. The caller said Seth Meyers isn't funny. Howard said go watch his special on Netflix. The caller said he's seen it and he sucks. He said he talks about Trump. Howard said it's funny as hell. The caller said all he does is trash trump. Howard said this is so stupid. He hung up on the guy. Howard said he's had a lot of right wing people on the show. He said he's so fucking dumb. He said people have become such fucking assholes with this Trump and their politics. He said Roseanne is for Trump. He said Scott Baio has been on and he's for Trump. He said he has interesting people on the show.
Howard said Seth Meyers is really funny. He said he was the head writer on Saturday Night Live. He said he's very prolific with all of the stuff he does. He said he's not sure why people have to get so upset about this Trump stuff.
Howard said there's a book out that's written by an anonymous person who works in the White House. He said they're talking about how they're worried about Trump being in Putin's pocket and things like that. Howard said he can't believe they can't figure out who this Anonymous person is. He said he has it figured out. He said his theory is that it's Kellyanne Conway. He said he thinks that her husband hates Trump so much that there's no way Kellyanne could be married to him if she wasn't Anonymous. Howard said her husband blasts Trump more than anyone else. He said she has to be Anonymous. Robin said that would be pulling off the best Deep Throat thing ever. She said she's so much for him and it's fraying the fabric of her marriage. Robin said if that's true then they're saying the right things.
Howard said whoever Anonymous is they should come forward. He said if they have information like this they should come forward and say it. Howard said Rudy Giuliani said that he has information on Trump and he will never turn on him. He said if you have that information you should come forward to help the country. He said it's not fair to Trump either. He said that's unless he has information. Robin asked why you'd deal with someone like that if you need insurance.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who said he was laughing off all of this Trump stuff but he's not sure how he does it. He said he makes people think he cares. He said he can't believe people don't see through it. Howard said political talent is about people who are great at being able to employ both republicans and democrats together to get things done. He said going around and convincing people that you're the greatest thing on earth is more like entertainment. King said he thinks he tapped into something. Howard said Trump tapped into it accidentally. He said he thinks running for president was a publicity stunt. He said he thinks he could get him to admit that. He said he was trying to get a raise from NBC for the Apprentice. He said this is what they did to get more attention for the show.
Robin said she talks to people who don't talk about anything negative the president does. Howard said he does too. He said he talks to them about the trade war with China and how it's going to lead to a mess. He said they say he's just saying that.
Howard said Trump's real talent was rating women. He said he'd assign a number from 1 to 10 and he was the first to tell him not to get worked up over actresses. He said he was the one who told him that it's more like hot hostesses and people who are models. He said they're competing in the world of regular girls with regular jobs. King said he's right and he's seen many women like that. Robin said he said Princess Diana was the hottest woman he had ever seen. Howard said he thinks he said that because he was trying to fuck her. King said something that made Howard hang up on him.
Howard said how about that Prince Andrew. He said he came off real bad in the interview. He said at least they have that right here in this country. He said they don't have a royal family. Robin said the Trumps would like that to happen here. Howard said that shit is crazy over there. Robin said they're so above it all. Howard said there was some woman who worked for Jeffrey Epstein and her name was Ghislaine Maxwell. Howard said that's a great name for her.
Howard said he wouldn't need a Jeffrey Epstein in his life if he was royalty. He said he'd just be getting hot regular women. Robin said they need help because they don't know how to get regular women.
Fred did the Gary Puppet thing breaking the news to his family about doing a second first pitch. Howard said Gary did it on Jimmy Kimmel's show and he hit a woman in the head with the ball. He said that woman did die but not from that. Robin said she did it in high heels and she had no problem putting it right in Jimmy's glove. Howard said that's right. He said he saw that show. He said Robin threw it and did a perfect job. Robin said there's something wrong with Gary's grip or something.
Howard said sports broadcasters still talk about Gary's pitch. He played some clips of some guys talking about him recently. They were goofing on Gary in that clip. Howard said Gary was mad at Jimmy for making him do that pitch. Gary said he was and he got over it pretty quick.
Howard said a football player botched his first pitch and Gary's pitch was mentioned in that discussion. He played a clip of that discussion. Howard said that has to kill Gary. Gary said he doesn't know that guy. He said it kills him less than it used to. Howard said he thinks it's his legacy. He said he thinks even after he's dead they'll play it and reference Baba Booey. Gary said he'll be dead so he won't care.
Howard said a woman threw a first pitch and she hit the camera man. He said Gary's pitch was mentioned in that. He played the audio of that mention. Howard said that will be part of Gary's obituary when he dies. He said he will be mentioned and his pitch will be thrown into the obituary. He said they'll mention the pitch and how his wife got remarried the day he died.
Howard asked if they believe it will be in his obituary. Robin said she's not sure. Howard said it'll be a fun thing. He said it'll be in the paper. He said it would make news if he died. Howard said they'll call him Baba Booey and mention the bad pitch. Gary said it's not out of the question. Howard said he thinks it will. Robin asked Gary to die so they can see. Howard said they'll have the umpire he hit giving the eulogy at his funeral.
Howard said he has another clip of them mentioning Gary on the Today show. He said this is 10 years later. Howard said they're all laughing at him. Howard said Gary is going to die of embarrassment from that pitch 20 years after. Howard said it brings so much joy to people. He said he told Gary not to do it. Robin said it couldn't have gone well with how nervous Gary was.
Howard said Gary hates that the news anchors goof on him about that. Gary said that everyone is a big shot on air. He said they all make fun of him but they're not out there. Howard said he likes when they break into laughter. He played the clip of the people laughing at him on the Today show.
Howard said they all laugh really hard. He said poor Gary. He said even Covino and Rich there at SiriusXM brought up the pitch. He played a clip of them talking about the pitch and how famous it became. He said people call it ''Baba Booeying'' it if they throw a bad pitch.
Gary said he got Rich's job. He said he was driving a van and he recommended him for that job. He said that's his buddy talking about him like that. Robin said every sports guy is going to remember Gary that way.
Howard said Memet thinks Gary should throw the pitch. Gary said the guys were saying he has nothing to lose by throwing it again. Memet said it would be so fun if he did it again. He said it would be funny if he messed it up again but it would be huge if he killed it. Gary said if he killed it no one would care. Memet said it would be a big deal if he did it again. Howard said he thinks that it would make news.
Howard said Jon Hein thinks they could sell out Citi Field with another first pitch. Memet said it can only be better.
Sal came in and said he thinks he shouldn't do it again. He said he will do it well and he'll brag about it. Howard said that's a good reason why he should. Sal said Gary fucking up is him succeeding. Howard said this was so much fun that if he did it well it would dissipate. Sal said you want to have the laughter. Robin said no one will remember him throwing a good pitch. Sal said Gary said for years that he could do it. He said he was acting like a big shot for years before he did it. He said he's saying that the news anchors are doing that to him now. He said he used to goof on him before.
Howard thanked Sal for weighing in on that. He played another mention of Gary's pitch that was during a golf tournament. Howard said you'd think he'd be safe in a golf tournament. Howard played that clip and the guys were goofing on Gary in that. Howard said there's no escaping it. He said he's not sure why anyone would trow out that pitch. He said Rachel Ray threw a perfect one. Robin said no one will remember that. She said they only remember the bad ones. Howard said Rachel Ray got Gary fired up to do it again.
Howard said the date has been set for Gary's vinyl party at Rachel Ray's house. Gary said it's going to be him, Fred, Jon and Steve Brandano that will be going. Fred said he has a shit load of old records and a turntable. He said he has it hooked up to some speakers but not to the home theater or anything. He said he doesn't listen to it all that often. He said he is thinking about what he'd bring to the party. Howard said he heard they settled on the food related theme. Gary said they haven't decided yet.
Howard asked if he's exited to do it at Rachel Ray's. Gary said they were going to do it at Jon's house but this is even better. Howard said he read an article that vinyl is bad for the environment. He said he's against it. He said it's such a pain in the ass. Howard went to break after that.
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Howard said he has the stupidest phony phone call of all time. He said it's a call to Tradio and the guys got upset about what number caller they were. He said the host got so frustrated.
Howard played the call and the host took the first call of the day and Sal was so happy about being number 1. He asked the host to call him number 1. They called back in with a guy who said he as happy to be number 4. The host said he's actually number 2. The caller said he would rather be number 4. The guys called in with another caller, Richard, who said that he was number 3 but he didn't know if the others counted. The guys kept calling in and complaining about what number they were. Ronnie called in asking to be number 69. The host kept cutting them off.
Howard said he thinks they're 100 percent of his audience. He said he's not sure anyone listens to Tradio anymore. He said keep the calls rolling in. Robin said that can't be right. Howard said he loves stupid phony phone calls so much. He said that's that.
Howard said they have to get to Seth Meyers. He said that he's obsessed with his wife. He said she's a prosecuting attorney who goes after sex offenders. He said that she's model hot and a prosecuting attorney. He said that blows his mind. Robin said there are plenty of hot smart people. Howard said he's not sure where they are. Robin said she must go to the hot doctor hospital.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he thinks Gary could redeem himself with that first pitch. Howard said he won't do it. He said he has no upside. He said forget it. Howard said it would be a big event. He said Gary doesn't want to do it though. He said he couldn't even talk Gary into doing it. He said Gary unfriended him on Facebook. He said he won't listen to him. Howard said everyone there keeps their job even when they do that to him.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said that she thinks Gary should do it. She said something about Andy Cohen but Howard hung up on her.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he has a Kinison story if he wants to hear it. Howard said he was so great. He said he thinks about Sam all the time. He said he has a shrine to Sam in his house. He said he has this metal skull and when Sam died Sam's brother gave him some of his jewelry and he has it on the skull. He said it's a big picture of Sam and him playing guitar together at the Westbury Music Fair. Robin said she gave him a metal skull. Howard said that's the one. Howard said he actually has a shrine.
The caller said he went to an after party with his band. He said that Sam would have all of the dudes thrown out of the parties. He said he was a great guy. Howard said that's not a great story. The caller said he thought it was.
Howard said Sam is a month older than him. He said if he had lived he'd be 50 like him. Robin said ''Oh my god.'' Howard said he's just 50. Robin said she'll let him believe that.
Robin said Whoopi Goldberg is younger than they are. She said she's only 64. Howard said she's been famous for so long that it took them a long time to get there.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he has to come to Gary's defense there. He said Obama threw a horrible first pitch. He said no one brings that up. He said he doesn't think Gary should do the pitch again. He said he doesn't think about Gary's when he thinks of bad pitches. He said he thinks of Obama. Howard said he has Seth Meyers there so he has to take a break and get to him. He went to break after that.
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Howard said Seth has a new stand up special out called Lobby Baby. He said he made a revelation in it saying he's not Jewish. He said he didn't believe that. Howard said Seth has a Jewy look just like him. Seth said his father's father was Jewish. He said his mother wasn't Jewish. He said her last name was Olsen. He said he did marry a Jewish woman. He said she's Jewish. He said they were dating for 3 months and she asked if they were going to raise their kids Jewish. He said he hadn't even thought about marriage yet. Howard said he didn't want to raise his kids any religion. He said if your wife is into it you have to go along with it. Seth said being Jewish isn't that much of a religion to him. Howard asked if it bothers him that they're being raised Jewish. Seth said not at all. He said he has two boys and they will be bar mitzvah'd.
Seth said that his wife would want to know if he should convert. Howard said he shouldn't unless he really likes it. He said it can get really crazy at some temples. Robin asked if the convertees have to do all of that stuff. Howard said they have to do more than the others. Seth said he heard that people who get into it get really into it. He said his father in law converted and his brother in law may convert too. He said it will be tough to be a hold out.
Howard asked if there was any anti-Semitism in his family. Seth said not at all. He said he grew up in New Hampshire. He said Adam Sandler and Sarah Silverman are from his home town. He said that's kind of strange. Seth said that he couldn't believe that 3 people from Manchester New Hampshire got on Saturday Night Live.
Howard said when Seth did his audition for Saturday Night Live he got a hand shake from Lorne and he didn't know that meant he had a job. Seth said he flew back to L.A. and he got flown back to New York to have a meeting with Lorne and that's when he knew he had a job. He said Lorne is very cryptic. He said he's not a direct person. He said he didn't know he had it until he flew back to L.A. and his agent told him he had the job.
Seth said Lorne said he wanted to do a wig test on him to see how he looks. He said he didn't think much of it. He said he thought that was the last step in the audition. He said he never actually had a wig test. He said no one there had a wig test. Howard asked if he ever asked why he said he should have one. Seth said he never did ask him. He said he never did look good in wigs on the show though.
Seth said when he had to hire people he asked Lorne to tell them they were hired. He said he was the one who made people feel better. He said that he'd just go in and have a discussion with the person and then break the news that they're hired. Howard said that's like being the game show host. He said that's an unusual thing about the guy. Seth said that's the thing you want to get over there. He said it makes it real.
Howard said so many people are looking at Lorne like a father over there. He said you're really just working for the guy. He said he's not your dad. He said many of the people who work there are damaged and are looking for a father figure.
Howard said he thinks Steve Martin is one of the most naturally funny guys he's ever had a conversation with. He said Steve says he has to work really hard at it. He said Sarah Silverman talks about his wit. He said she tells a story about going to his apartment and there's some actress there who says that when she first met Steve that he didn't know what Proscuito was and Steve said something about how he drives one now. He said that's how quick he is. Seth said you need a lot of innate humor to survive in the business.
Howard asked how people get into the Saturday Night Live cast. Seth said word of mouth is big. He said you can also submit writing samples. Howard asked if they have a limit on how many people they can hire. Seth said if Lorne becomes enamored with people they will fudge it a bit. He said they never had a budget. He said they were trying not to let the writing staff get too big.
Howard said he was talking to Sandler about how funny he was. He said he told him that Michael Che wrote a segment for him. Seth said Che was hired to be a guest writer for 2 weeks. He said he came in and the guest writer is someone that they're keeping an eye on. He said Che did so well they told him to stick around.
Howard asked what the chances are of getting a job like that. Seth said that Che is like the only one who ever did that. He said Chelsea Peretti did great too. He said he thinks they offered her a job and she turned it down.
Howard asked if he was shocked when he became head writer. Seth said he was. He said he was there for like 5 or 6 years. He said when he got that he realized he wasn't going to get fired. Howard asked if he's the writer for every sketch. Seth said that Weekend Update has a head writer of its own.
Howard asked if Lorne didn't want him to leave. Seth said he left for a show that Lorne produced so it wasn't too much of an upset. Howard said that's an incredible thing to do to get that title of head writer. Seth said it's probably the thing he's most proud of.
Howard asked if he ever watches Saturday Night Live now. Seth said he will watch some of it. Howard asked if he ever thinks that they put something on that was a clunker. Seth said they had clunkers back when he was there too. Howard asked how that happens. Seth said they don't have a lot of time. He said they just run out of things to do. He said it comes down to just not having anything else at times.
Howard said Chris Farley was so important to the show because he was able to turn a clunker into something. He said he was able to elevate a clunker from a C- to an A. He said he was funny to look at. He said that Chipendales bit may not have been that funny if they didn't have Chris. Seth said it was very funny but it wasn't all that great until the dancing. Howard said he did the guy who lives in the van down by the river and he was so good in that. He said no one could deliver on that.
Seth said that he saw a video of an 8 year old dressed up like Matt Foley for Halloween. He said that shows how it works cross generationally. He said that you get all of the details later on in your life about how bad his life was.
Howard said when Saturday Night Live came on they wanted to be the anti Carol Burnett. He said that when David Spade and Christina Applegate are laughing during that Matt Foley sketch it's so great. He asked if Seth got upset when people broke character. Seth said the idea that no one in the audience would blame them for breaking up is great. He said you know that they're laughing because the table is coming. He said they're laughing at the present and the future.
Howard said the Debbie Downer sketches were great. He said it's funny to watch that stuff. He asked if Seth had anything to do with that. Seth said he was in one. He said Horatio wiped his eyes with a pancake in one sketch and it was so great.
Howard said Bill Hader with the Vietnam puppet was so great too. He asked if Hader adlibs at all. He asked if him making out with the puppet was written. Seth said he thinks it was written but Hader always had another gear for dress rehearsal. He said he would hold back in dress and then he'd bring it out on air. Howard said he sticks his finger in the puppet's mouth on air. Seth said that might be something he saved for air.
Howard asked Seth about his talk show and if he will edit things out. Seth said they don't. Howard said he likes doing a live radio show because they can't change anything about it. He said that they can change it after but it does go out live. Seth said it's rare that people ask him to take something out. He said it's just a 7 minute interview. Howard said it must be hard to do a show like that. Seth said it's great when you get a guest who doesn't care and they think they can't blow it. Howard asked if he has guests he can just sit back and watch. Seth said that there are people like that. He said Martin Short is like that. He said he comes on and just kills. He said he thinks that he's just so naturally funny but it works so hard at it too. He said he's like Steve Martin in that way.
Howard asked Seth about Johnny Carson doing an interview with Don Rickles and Burt Reynolds. He said that it was such a great interview. He asked Seth if he ever thought about having a show like that with everyone on the couch. Seth said he likes those moments too but you see the ones that are memorable. He said he has had people stay out and it's harder for him to navigate who to ask questions to. He said the person at the end of the couch is in a weird position. Howard said he's right about that. He said he hates having multiple guests on the couch. He said when he, Hader and Armisen came in it was the best. Seth said he thinks they did it twice. Howard said it's really good when you have a group of guys who get along. Seth said they interrupt and talk over each other. He said they know each other though so it works.
Howard said he watches old Dick Cavett interviews and sees how good they were. He said he didn't like them that much until he went back and watched. Seth said there are some really good old interviews that he did with John and Yoko and others.
Howard asked if it frustrates Seth that he can't have a long form conversation. Seth said part of him thinks that. He said that there might be a better forum for that like Howard's show or a podcast.
Howard said he knows Jerry Seinfeld loves Seth. He said they have some sort of relationship. Seth said they're friendly. Howard said he heard this conversation they were having and Jerry was saying to Seth that the segment he does on the show where he does ''A Closer Look'' would be funnier if he turned to a different camera and was off camera and turned. He wanted him to turn his head in a certain way. Howard said Jerry is a comedy genius and Seth is no slouch. He said they're both brilliant. Howard wondered if he would take his advice or ignore it. He asked if he remembers this at all. Seth said he remembers a little bit of it. He said one of his favorite things about Jerry is that he'll tell you what he thinks. Howard said he throws him off at times.
Howard said he wasn't talking about the material but just the camera move. Seth said he didn't take that note. Howard said he tuned in to see if he would take it. Seth said he wasn't offended by it. He said to have Jerry telling you that kind of thing is great. He said he loves Comedians in Cars because that's what he does on that show. Howard said he thought it was kind of loving that he gave him some advice. Howard asked if people give him advice like that. Seth said not really.
Howard said he doesn't think he's spoken to Seth since Trump was elected. He said the whole show is about Trump. He said if he says anything slightly negative about him people call in and tell him to shut the fuck up. He said he got a call this morning about Seth being on and everyone thinks in terms of being for or against Trump. He said Seth is brutal about Trump. He said even Trump calls him out about it. He asked if he's threatened by that. Seth said not at all. He said he lives in Manhattan and it's a liberal town. He said if you love Trump you've disengaged yourself from his show. He said he thinks that his audience is already there. He said that any audience they lost they've already made up for.
Howard asked if his ratings have gone up at all since this Trump thing because Colbert shot up. Seth said they put A Closer Look up online and by now they'll have a million views from last night. He said that they put up 13 minutes a night and people watch all 13 minutes.
Howard asked if the day starts early. Seth said the next 3 days will be crazy. He said the impeachment hearings are going on and they watch and write in real time. He said they have incredible researchers who work for them. He said they pull clips from the impeachment hearings. Howard asked if they find funny stuff. Seth said they have gotten better as they've gone along. Howard asked what a researcher does to find funny moments. Seth said they may have started at a lower level on the show and they work their way up. Howard said it's a crazy job.
Seth said they still use cue cards on his show. He said they use Wally from Saturday Night Live to do the cue cards. He said the guy is so good. He said that if he stumbles Wally is able to bring the cue card back. He said he's the best. Howard said that must be a huge job. Seth said Wally has his own cue card business. He said you have to learn to write in his handwriting so they're all consistent.
Howard asked how he divides up his time. He said he started watching the stand up special but what does he do. He said he has to come up with material for his daily show and his stand up. He asked how he divides that all up. He said he wants to know how he has a personal life. He said something has to be suffering. Seth said that the stand up special is something that's very personal. He said the sense was that it was the year to do it. Howard said you almost have to go out every night to practice like Jerry Seinfeld. Seth said he went out maybe 10 weekends the first half of this year and did the hour in the kind of theaters that he would film it in.
Howard asked if he was confident enough to perform it for Netflix. Seth said he got it down to the hour he wanted in those 10 weekends. Howard asked if he thinks that he could have gone out and honed his material like Jerry does. He said it would drive him insane. Seth said he thinks it came out the way he wanted it to. He said he has no regrets about how he balanced it all with work and his family.
Howard said Seth is so busy producing comedy and he wonders if it makes him insane or does he think he's in his prime. Seth said he thinks when he was at Saturday Night Live he was really clicking. He said he wrote some sketches he liked. He said he wrote the Hillary and Palin sketch with help of course. He said he went back and hosted about a year ago and he had no fastball. He said that sketch muscle is one of the hardest in the world. He said he thought he could write a few but he had nothing. He said you look around at the writing staff and realize how they're in better shape than you. He said sketches are so tightly written and there's a science to them. Howard said it's hard. He said he's not sure how he balances it all out.
Howard said if his talk show ended tomorrow he'd have no problem getting a job writing. Seth said he doesn't love writing though. He said he doesn't think any writer does. Howard asked if he got upset with people who didn't write enough when he was at Saturday Night Live. He said there are some guys who don't write and don't get on the air. Seth said he did get upset. He said when you're at Saturday Night Live you get a shot to get stuff on every Wednesday that they're live.
Howard asked if there were guys who would bomb every time they got up to pitch a sketch. Seth said not people who were there for a long time. Howard asked if he talked to them. Seth said he had empathy for them.
Howard said Seth would compare himself to everyone. He said he felt bad about that. Seth said he did feel guilty about having jealousy for people. Seth said there's a finite real estate on the show. He said that's the hardest part of the show. He said when someone succeeds there are others failing. Howard said he was happy he was succeeding. Seth said it was more about thinking you were succeeding than someone else failing.
Howard asked why Colin Jost and Michael Che don't do sketches. Seth said he wasn't doing them when he was doing Weekend Update either.
Howard asked what he makes of these guys like Colin Jost dating Scarlett Johansson and Pete Davidson dating Kaia Gerber. He asked why he wasn't dating more. Seth said he asks himself that. Howard said he is obsessed with his wife though. He said she's model hot and she's an attorney. Seth said her name is Alexi. Howard said she is really hot. Seth said when she left the Brooklyn DA's office she got a badge. He said he asked to keep it in his office. He said it's really sexy. Seth said he's gone to court where she works and it's really ugly. He said everything is peeling and nothing like what you see on TV. He said his wife is a really resolute woman who believes in things and really cares about people. Howard said she is really something.
Howard asked how he met his wife. Seth said he met her through Chris Kattan. Howard asked if he's still married. Seth said not anymore. He said he lasted like 6 weeks. Howard said that's really rock and roll. Seth said he thinks it was one of those hail Mary kind of saves. He said they were either going to get married or break up and they got married.
Howard said it's a shame you don't see Chris anymore. Seth said he thinks people forget that there was a period from the mid 90s when Chris was killing it. He said he was Monkey Boy. He said he was Farley-esque with the way he could save a sketch. Howard said he could do the dancing segment and that was so great. He said it was physical comedy at its best. Seth said he's unparalleled. He said there are some who don't get their due from that time period. He said Cheri Oteri is another one. He said the mid 90s was a bumpy time for Saturday Night Live. Howard said that's because of the critics. Seth said some people are remembered for being great like Molly Shannon and Will Ferrell. Howard said Molly was great with the character she did where she threw herself on a pile of chairs. He said some people are so talented and they leave Saturday Night Live and nothing happens.
Seth said you need so many things to succeed at Saturday Night Live. He said it's almost like your talent doesn't fit anywhere. Howard said he can't wait for Eddie Murphy to host Saturday Night Live. Seth said he can't think of anyone he's looked forward to like this. He said Jim Carrey did it a few years back and it was a big deal. He said he thinks Eddie will be great. Howard said Jim auditioned and didn't get a job there at Saturday Night Live.
Howard said he watched Jim's first Letterman appearance and the audience wasn't with him. He said they just didn't get him back then. Seth said he was nothing like anyone who had come before. He said he had to teach himself that. Howard wondered if Lorne kicks himself for not getting Jim on the show. Seth said he thinks that's part of the mystique of the show. Seth said he thinks Kevin Hart auditioned the same year as he did.
Howard asked Seth about doing stand up and when he started. Seth said he started after he was on Saturday Night Live. Howard said that had to be scary. Seth said he found his feet and got booked at the colleges a lot. He said that still counts and you learn the reps and rhythms. He said he started on Saturday Night Live at 27 and you get older and you realize you have to do stand up for all ages eventually.
Seth said Howard was very complimentary about him moving behind the desk on his show. He said it was the best thing ever to sit down. Howard said everything just came together on that show after that. Seth said he gets to start telling jokes immediately on the show now.
Howard asked Seth about his wife having their baby in the lobby of their building. Seth said everyone saw her vagina. Howard said in the special he talks about feeling useless in that birth. Howard asked why she wasn't able to get to the hospital. Seth said she thinks she has a condition. Howard said she almost gave birth in an Uber. Seth said she made it by 20 minutes. Howard said he remembers his wife having a lot of time to have their kids. He said it wasn't this quick thing. Seth said he's glad it was their second one that was in the lobby.
Howard said he's wondering about the logistics of this thing. He said the doormen are there and Seth is talking her through it. Seth said they had their Doula with them and she was helping. Seth said the first one was born in the hospital and he watched that. He said you think something went terribly wrong. He said you only know it's okay because the doctors aren't freaking out. He said nothing looks normal when it's happening. Howard asked who cleans up. Seth said his wife is such an alpha. He said a fireman cut the umbilical cord. He said his wife offered to pay for the carpet in the lobby but not just because they ruined it. He said she wanted to pick the carpet.
Howard asked if his wife is still working. Seth said she is. Howard asked who has time for the kids. Seth said they have an incredible nanny. He said her name is Andi and she's great. Howard said she must get paid really well. Seth said she does.
Howard said it's such a juggling act over at the Meyers house. Seth said he drops his oldest off at school every day. He said he's 3 years old. He said by the time he gets home they're in bed. He said he gets to see them every morning for a couple of hours. Howard said he had to tell his kids he had to work when they were small too.
Seth said that he knows that his parents had to deal with the same thing. Howard said people who don't have kids don't know what that's like. Howard asked if they're going to have another child. Seth said they're talking about it. Howard said he thinks 2 is a good number. He said his two oldest are 2 years apart but the third is like 8 years. He said they waited a long time for the third.
Howard said when he had kids people asked how he can bring them up in a time like this. Howard asked if Seth thinks about that with his kids. Seth said that's a very good argument they have not considered. He said he thinks that having loving parents can't be a bad thing.
Howard said he's sure that he must have things in his life that are going wrong. He said he isn't hearing them now.
Howard gave Seth some plugs for his special ''Lobby Baby'' and said it would be great if they had their next one in their lobby. Howard said he never knew what Mansplaining is until he heard Seth talking about it on his special.
Howard asked if he went to Netflix and asked about doing material about Trump. He said now they have a way to skip the political stuff. Seth said it's difficult to do Trump material when it's going to come out 4 months later. He said it's more of the personal stuff that he did. Seth said he figured they could skip the politics like they skip the intro. He said it turned out it was harder than he thought it would be.
Howard said Mo'Nique is suing Netflix over the way they pay comedians. He said he doesn't understand her argument. He said she was offered $500,000 for a special and she thinks she should get more. He asked if she has a case there. Seth said he doesn't know the legal basis. He said he will say that he did a show in Tennessee where Mo'Nique hosted and she killed. He said the way she killed makes it seem like she is worth $100 million. Howard said it's the least discriminatory now because you can put it online yourself and sell it. Seth said Amazon is into it now and they can go somewhere else if they don't like the deal.
Howard asked if Seth thought about getting 100 million. Seth said he didn't think about that. He said he only considered doing it there at Netflix and he wasn't expecting that kind of money.
Howard said when you look back at old stand up you see that the styles have changed. He asked if he put thought into that. Seth said he didn't want people to think about the clothes. He said he's not going to be the Farley or Kattan kind of comedian. He said he was stripping it all down to the minimum. He said his wife has thoughts on his jeans so he got her input for that.
Howard asked if he runs material by his wife. Seth said he does. He said the last 10 minutes of the show he does stand up about himself from his wife's perspective. He said it all came from conversations they had. He said she was very complimentary but she also told him why she did things that he'd bring up in his act. He said it seems very fitting since she's done some incredible things and he gives her the last word in the special.
Howard said Seth got $40 million from Netflix. Seth said the only downside is that everyone knows what you get and everyone wants a loan. Howard asked if he has a security camera in his lobby. Seth said he did and his mother in law got the video. He said she wasn't turned the right way but you do see the melee. He said his mother in law got it on her phone. He said they didn't release the video to her completely.
Howard said Seth is lighting the world on fire. Seth said he's going to take a long break from stand up. Howard said he's going to lose it if he does. He said that's what Jerry would tell him.
Howard asked if he has a notebook to keep track of jokes. Seth said he dos. He said he'll write a fragment to remember and he ends up forgetting it. Howard said Jerry writes it all out. He said every word matters. Seth said he does take those lessons from Jerry. He said he's very good.
Seth asked if he and Fred can come back in. Howard said they can come in any time. He said they got such great feedback about that appearance.
Howard said Seth hosted the Golden Globs. He asked how that was. Seth said it was right after the Harvey Weinstein thing and it was difficult in that way. He said it was fun to host though. Howard asked how they pay. Seth said they pay better than others. He said he lost money doing the Emmys. Howard asked if the network appreciates him. Seth said he's been at NBC since August of 2001. Howard said he must be like one of the team. Seth said he kind of feels that way. He said the shows that were on back then aren't on anymore. He said it was him, Jimmy and Lorne when he started.
Howard asked if he's trying to reboot the Munsters. Seth said he was but it wasn't going to work. He said NBC owns the rights to it. Howard asked if he could play Herman. Seth said if he was attached then they might still be going at it. Howard said Fred Gwynne and Al Lewis were too good. He said without those two he's not sure if it would have worked.
Howard asked who they were thinking of. Seth said they didn't get that far. Howard said they should get back to the drawing board. Howard said look at Fred. Robin said that's good casting. Howard said how about Chris Kattan or Mo'Nique. Howard asked if it was going to be a modern take. Seth said it was. He said they were going to be in Brooklyn. He said they'd be from Portland and you wouldn't be able to tell if they were monsters or not. Howard said he had a different take on it.
Howard said Seth is very busy. He said he has a Netflix special, the talk show, the Documentary Now thing and the wife and two kids. He said he's killin' it. Seth yeah. He said he thinks back to the past and he thinks it's nice to have stability now.
Howard asked if he thinks Trump is going to go after him. Seth said he thinks he's more upset about Saturday Night Live. Howard asked how it was when he was on Saturday Night Live. Seth said he was how you'd expect him to be. Seth said there are hosts who have a sketch bomb and they still want to do it. He said that's not Trump.
Howard said he loves the White House Correspondents dinner. He said Seth was brutal with Trump. He said Trump didn't like one of his jokes. Seth said that was the middle of him saying that Obama wasn't born here. He said it was a very well deserved scorn. He said it's the racism they see now.
Howard said Seth didn't get his due because it was the same time that bin Laden was killed. He said that Obama was there and he just sat there not saying anything about bin Laden being killed.
Howard asked who his best friends are from Saturday Night Live. Seth said Amy Poehler, Adam Samberg and people like that. He said it's kind of sad they live out in L.A.
Howard asked Seth if he's going to endorse anyone. Seth said he's probably not. Howard said he thinks that Biden should be the nominee. Seth asked if Howard has had any of the candidates on. Howard said he hasn't for a reason.
Howard asked if he has a personal favorite yet. Seth said not yet. He said he likes Biden. He said that he likes the policies of Warren too.
Howard said look at this guy. He said he's doing it all. He said he was just bragging about it. Seth said Howard was bragging for him. Howard said he's just busting his balls.
Howard asked if Al Franken should run again. Seth said he thinks so. Howard said he loved Al Franken. Seth said the perfect outcome would be to put himself back out there and see what happens. Howard said Seth should run. Seth said he doesn't think so.
Howard gave Seth more plugs for his Netflix special ''Lobby Baby'' and for his Late Night with Seth Meyers show. He said he's on at the perfect time of night with that show. He said he has no pressure. Howard asked if he has any thoughts he wants to leave them with. Seth said he doesn't but he did have a good time. Howard let him go and went to break after that.
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Howard asked if that's a cowbell in that. Fred said it is. Howard asked what band that is. Gary said it's Van Halen. He said it might be Jamie's Cryin'. Fred, as Gary Puppet, said that it's Hot Blooded by Foreigner. He said they also sampled KISS and Bachman Turner Overdrive and some others. Howard said he loves that new puppet.
Howard said he enjoyed Seth Meyers very much. He said he finds him very interesting. He said he was going to tell Robin something but he can't think of it. Howard said that riff is from KISS in Funky Cold Medina. He said he never knew that.
Howard said he was watching their YouTube channel and watching Sammy Hagar. He said he was talking about how he wrote with Eddie and then he performs it with Michael Anthony and John Bonham's son. He said it's so good. He said you have to go on the app and check this stuff out.
Howard said The Highwomen did a version of The Chain that was so good. He said it was so good and he has to give kudos to the staff who mix all of that. He said he was watching Billie Eilish and her brother too. He said David Gray did a song in the studio too. He said he was checking that out. He said they have so many great musical performances. He said if he could he'd just interview musicians.
Fred played the cover of The Chain that The Highwomen did. Howard said they're all so great. He let that play for a little bit. Howard said he has to get them in there and ask about how they pick who sings where. He said he'd like to see what the rehearsal was like. He said it's so complicated. Robin said you can almost hear the whole history of country music in that song.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he stayed up one night watching those music performances. He said he loves it. Howard said they have them all up on the app. He said you can find it all easily. The caller said it is easy. He said they go way back with the performances. The caller also asked about Rahsaan playing clips from the show. He said it was a story time kind of thing. Howard asked if he did that in California. The caller said they did that in some of the dead spots. Howard said he'll have to look into that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he was watching that Sammy Hagar performance and that's not something you can just sit down and play. He said that guitarist was great. Howard said he didn't miss a note. The caller said if you don't have the app you're insane. He said there's so much to watch. Howard said it's all free if you have a subscription.
Robin started her news talking about Seth Meyers and his wife and how successful they are. Robin said there's a boy in Belgium who is 9 and just graduated from university with an electrical engineering degree. Howard asked how they do that. He said sometimes these kids don't go on to do anything great. Robin said this kid is planning on getting a medical degree as well. Howard said even Doogie Howser didn't graduate until he was 15. He said he wasn't a great doctor. Robin said this kid wants to investigate how to prolong life. Howard said if he was that smart he wouldn't be doing this show. He said he'd be inventing things. Robin said they say this kid had a lot of freedom at the school he went to. She said it helped him maximize his gift.
Robin read a story about an 8 year old Mexican girl who was bullied and labeled weird but she has a higher IQ than Einstein. Robin said she has an IQ of 162 which is ahead of Einstein and Stephen Hawking. Howard said he envies that. He said he'd love to see the world through that prism. He said imagine being able to comprehend these things. Robin said this girl lives in Mexico. Howard said he bets she'll figure out how to get over that wall. Robin said she has Asperger's Syndrome. Howard said he wouldn't want that. Robin said Greta Thunberg has that and she likes it because it makes her special. Howard asked if this Mexican girl could fix his TV. Robin said they should keep an eye on her and see what she does in the future. Robin said this girl finished elementary school by 5. She was done with high school by 8.
Robin read a story about another young girl who covered Nirvana's ''In Bloom'' and she had Howard play some audio of that. Robin said she's 9 years old playing that. Howard asked what he's supposed to do with that. He said he likes Taylor Hawkins drumming. Robin said this girl likes Dave Grohl. Howard said Richard Christy is one of the greatest drummers alive and look at him. Robin said what he listens to is hardly music. Robin said this girl is good. Howard said it's alright.
Robin read a story about Prince Andrew who has no idea what he's doing and she's not sure why he did an interview. Howard asked if he's Prince Charles' brother. Robin said he is. Howard said it might have been Benjy's idea. Robin said Prince Andrew did an interview about Jeffrey Epstein and how he was connected to him. Robin said they showed him going to church on Sunday with the Queen. Robin said he decided to talk to the press and it's been downhill ever since. Robin had some audio of Andrew giving excuses for why he's innocent of what he's being accused of. Prince Andrew claimed he didn't sweat at the time this woman accused him of sweating profusely. Robin said they produced pictures of him sweating around that time. Robin said he also claims he didn't know what any girl was doing at Epstein's place. Robin had Howard play some audio of that part of the interview. Andrew claimed he had nothing to do with whatever the girls were there for.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he wants to thank him. He said he had a brother of a friend who took his own life. He said he had a really bad week and Howard gave him some smiles over this past week. Howard said he's sorry he had a bad week. The caller said he is too. Howard let him go and did a live commercial read.
Robin read more about Prince Andrew and how bad his interview went over. Howard took a call from Sour Shoes who was doing his Gary impression and giving information about the Funky Cold Medina song. Howard tried talking to him but he lost him.
Robin read a story about Kanye West who has been making the rounds and he might change his name. Robin had some audio of Kanye saying he might change his name to Christian Genius Billionaire. Robin said he was invited to Joel Osteen's mega church over the weekend. Robin said he performed there. Robin said he told Joel that he's the greatest artist ever created. Robin had some audio of Kanye asking people to quiet down so he can let god flow through him. Robin had a couple of other clips for Howard to play. Howard asked what's wrong with this guy. Robin said he may have been diagnosed as being bi-polar. She said he went away for a while and now he's speaking about his religious conversion. Robin said his wife goes along with all of this. Howard said he heard from Gary that they're doing this so they can start their own church so they don't have to pay taxes. Gary said that's the rumor. Howard said rich people are the best to dupe. He said look at that guy L. Ron Hubbard. Robin said Jim Bakker too. Howard said he wouldn't want his own religion. He said he thinks a few people would follow him into a river. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Chick-Fil-A announcing they are cutting ties with the Salvation Army and the Fellowship of Christian Athletes because they had issues with their stance on the LGBTQ community. Robin said they are going to stop giving to charities that have a problem with LGBTQ people. Robin said the charities are going to take a big hit with that.
Howard took a call from Jeff the Drunk who asked where he got his mug. Howard said The Lump gave it to him. He said it's kind of disturbing to put his mouth near his head and ''Chello'' saying. Howard said he used the mug early this morning for a bit they were doing.
Howard said Jeff never has anything to ad to the show. He said it bothers Chris Wilding that Jon Hein eats Chick-Fil-A. Robin said now it won't matter. Howard asked if Chris ever asked Jon to stop. Jon said he doesn't think so. He said he doesn't think he would have stopped if he had. He said he doesn't get involved in all of that. He said then you'd have to look at all of the fast food the same way. Howard asked if he would still eat it if it was Hitler who made it. Jon said he'd have a tough time with that. Howard said maybe he should think about the politics of these places. Jon said good point.
Robin read a story about Burger King being sued by a Vegan patron who complained that they cook their vegan burger on a grill that cooks meat. Howard said you have to lighten up. He said some of the burger juice is getting in there. He said they can afford to have a second grill. Robin said some restaurants do that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said the Seth Meyers interview was great and he enjoyed his special too. He said he's one of the best stand ups he's heard. Howard agreed with him. He did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Kellyanne Conway who has a husband who is against Donald Trump and his policies. Robin said the president is irritated with her and Jared Kushner wants her out too. Robin said when she's been talking to reporters she's been having blow ups. Robin said that things are getting tense in her relationship apparently. Robin had some audio of her in an interview yelling at a reporter. She had another one where she blew up at Wolf Blitzer. Howard said he thinks she's Anonymous. He asked how they get along in their marriage if she's not. Robin said that's as good a theory as anything else.
Robin read a story about a hunting trip that went wrong. Robin said a 28 year old man shot his brother when he mistook him for a deer. Howard said that doesn't make sense to him. He said maybe don't go hunting if you can't tell the difference. Howard said he's so happy when the deer win. He said come on with the shooting gun shit. Robin said the man is expected to survive.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he would like to do a one on one montage with his parents. He said he could do that with his real parents interviews and the impression. Howard said maybe they'll get on that. He said he had them doing a show there at Sirius but they really didn't want to be there.
Robin read a story about Dancing with the Stars and how there are still some people that Howard was interested in. Robin said they have to do whatever they can to get people on your side. She said Sean Spicer was thrown off last week. Robin said James Van Der Beek announced he and his wife are expecting child number 7. She said last night he informed people that his wife had a miscarriage. Howard said he's doing what he can to get the votes. Robin had some audio of James talking about that. Howard said James was actually eliminated from the show. He said he should be home with his wife during this time. Howard said he should be a judge on that show. Robin said don't say that because they'll be calling. Howard said he got edited pretty heavily on America's Got Talent. He said he'd get that on Dancing with the Stars too. He said he'd be brutal. Robin said Sean Spicer never would have lasted that long.
Robin read a story about Michael Bloomberg filing for the primaries but then he started catching crap for the stop and frisk thing he did in New York City. Robin said Bloomberg went to a black church and apologized for that. Robin said that The View said he wasn't going to go out on an apology tour like Joe Biden but now he's doing that. Robin said he did start lowering the number of stop and frisks as his term went on. She said he has had an opportunity to reflect on the things he did.
Robin read a story about the impeachment hearings still going on. Robin said Roger Stone was also convicted of lying during his statements with the Robert Mueller investigating.
Robin said there may be charges for the officers who were in charge of Jeffrey Epstein too. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:20am.
Howard started the show talking about how he could say ''Hey now'' for four hours. He asked how Fred is doing. Fred said he's fabulous. Howard asked how Gary is. Gary didn't answer.
Howard said he has these cool boots he wears. He said his pants get caught in them. He said it's not a good look so he's constantly trying to fix them. He said he didn't wear them today because of that. He said the boots have these cool things that get caught up. He said he's not sure how people deal with that. He said he doesn't look cool if they don't fit right. He said Robin has seen them. Robin said she has seen the pants stuck in the boots. She said she does wonder what's going on there. Robin asked if he has heard of the boot leg pants. Howard said he has but he has to wear skinny jeans. Robin said he wants it all. Howard said he just wants one thing to work. He said nothing works with him. Robin said anyone would have that problem with those boots and those pants.
Howard said he took Beth to the North Shore Animal League gala last week. He said he took his daughter too. He said he had this really nice suit and felt pretty good in it. He said then they take pictures while they're there. He said Beth wants to post them on her social media and he tells her not to. He said people say he's too thin now. He said he doesn't know what happened. He said he had it all. He said the pictures weren't his angle. He said he was standing so they shoot upward and it doesn't look good.
Howard said when people ask to take a selfie with him he doesn't want to do it. He said he has to say no. He said he's not being an asshole. He said he doesn't like the way he looks. He said he looks like Rocky Dennis. Howard said look him up if you don't know who that is. He said he was a kid who had a terrible disorder. Robin said he had a huge that looked like a lion.
Howard said he was looking at the pictures and Beth likes to post them. He said she wants to publish them. He said she likes him but he tells her not to publish them. He said she put them up without asking. He said he asked her why she did that. She said that he looks handsome. He said she's deciding when he looks handsome. He said he's so jealous of these guys. Robin said she sent him a picture he liked. Howard said on the cover of his book he looks good. He said he has the right angle.
Howard said he has been on their YouTube channel with their videos. He said he's rolling through them and it's great. He said they have musicians and moments from the show on there. He said he scrolls through and they have so much great material in the archives. He said the Instagram looks great too. He said sometimes they post old video clips from K-Rock. He said he looks at himself and thinks he was kind of cute there. Robin said he has never enjoyed himself. Howard said even on the E! show he had the cameras set up a certain way so he looked good. He said there's a lot wrong now.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he hates watching the testimony of the impeachment. He said he hates that they're attacking this guy in his dress uniform. Howard said he has to tell him that he wishes he hadn't brought this up. Howard said this guy Vindman won the purple heart and that's a brave mother fucker. He said to get the purple heart isn't something handed out like candy at Halloween. He said this guy was so beautiful. He said this is what makes this country great. He said this guy saw something wrong. He said republicans used to be the party of law and order. He said they are screaming about being a country of laws but then this guy reports on someone breaking the law and the republicans say those laws don't matter. He said these guys who are up there snidely attacking Vindman made him want to go up there and yell at them. He said this guy didn't want to come forward but they're almost accusing him of treason now. He said it's outrageous. He said it's despicable and it has to stop. Robin said it's politics over country now.
Howard said John McCain would have been flipping over in his grave yesterday. Robin said he was also disparaged by this president. Howard said this is our military. He said he wants to see our country go back to a mandatory service. He said all of these people judging this guy never served a thing. He said he's had it with this whole thing. He said he wanted to hug this guy Vindman. He said he wishes he was his son. He said he really does.
The caller, Mike, said he isn't a democrat in any way but he doesn't like what's going on with Biden and his son. Howard said they're not guilty of anything. He said these guys who are going off on Vindman should get out there and kiss his feet. He said don't question his loyalty to this country. He said he didn't like it at all. He said he doesn't want to talk about it anymore. Mike said it seems like anyone who stands up to Trump is anti-American. Howard said he's had enough of this. Mike asked if he heard that the Khaleesi was complaining about them forcing her to get naked on Game of Thrones. Howard said he heard about that. He said she was on Dax Sheppard's podcast. He said she's saying she was pressured to do nude scenes. He said she was a new actress and she had just graduated acting school. He said they gave her the part and they said it requires nudity. He said she's naked a lot in the show. He said she gets raped by her husband in the show. He said that's what they were looking for. He said she took the job and no one forced her to take that job. He said the idea that you can force someone to act nude is wrong. He said she was willing to be nude. He said that's unless she was drugged and they made her do it. He said then he'd have a problem with it.
Howard said that was the show. He said there was tons of nudity in it. He said it was male and female. He said as she got more clout she was able to say she didn't want to be nude anymore. He said that's fine. He said he didn't like it but that was a negotiation. He said don't take a job if you don't want to be nude.
Howard said that's like taking a job mowing the lawn and then complaining that they make you mow the lawn. He said he understands that she doesn't want to act nude now. He said it's very clear cut.
Mike said she was also talking about how Jason Mamoa treated her well asking for a blanket on the set when she was nude. Howard said he's been on the set of a movie where there's nudity and they do that all the time. He said he thought she was great on Game of Thrones. He said he thinks most shows should be nude. He said he thought Friends should ave been nude. He said he's going to remake all of those shows in the nude. He said he's talking to Seth Meyers about an all nude Munsters.
Howard said he wants to bring back an all nude Leave it to Beaver. He said he wants to do a nude Family Feud and Golden Girls.
Howard said he's loving the show Mrs. Fletcher. Robin said she tried to watch it but she can't get through it. Howard said the woman who plays her is great. Robin said she is. She said she's not sure what her name is.
Howard went over more shows he wants to do nude. He let Mike go after that. Mike said something about Benjy so Howard said Benjy was doing something weird for attention yesterday. He said he was making coffee and then putting instant coffee in the regular coffee.
Howard got Bobo on the phone and said that he is a user if he is using his picture on there. Bobo asked why Jeff is bringing him up again. He said Jeff is an ingrate. Jeff and Bobo yelled at each other for a minute. Jeff called him a fuck face. Bobo said Jeff always asks for gifts and never says thank you. Jeff said there's no difference. Howard said this is battle of the network nobodies. He said it's like the shit head view. Bobo kept yelling at Jeff over Howard.
Howard asked if they're done. Bobo said he didn't call in for this. Howard asked if he is using a picture of him on Cameo. Bobo started to defend himself but Jeff talked over him. Bobo said he's not using his picture. He said he has a picture of himself on Cameo.
Shuli came in to talk about Jeff but Jeff was having trouble with his phone. Jeff said he's listening so he doesn't interrupt anybody. Shuli said that he's not getting Cameos and he's upset about that. Jeff said that's because he doesn't get plugged properly like Bobo does.
Shuli said Jeff will turn down Cameos. Jeff said that's because some of them are stupid. He said he doesn't want to do what they ask him to do sometimes. Howard asked what's so dumb that he won't do it. Shuli said it's money so just do whatever. Jeff said they ask him to say stuff about his arm. He said he just deleted it. Howard said just fall back on his welfare so he can be selective. He said he's like the Khaleesi. He said he tells people to send him things to say and then doesn't do it. Jeff said he's not going to read that he's a douche bag. He said he's not a douche bag.
Howard said his head is spinning from this. He said Jeff is freaking out because he heard High Pitch Erik on the show talking about how much he makes. He said he mentioned he made $70,000 on Cameo. Howard asked how much he made. Jeff said a little over 10. Howard said Erik so more popular. Jeff said he realizes that. Howard said Erik is very entertaining on air and Jeff is not. He said his whole call in is complaining about not getting anything. He said people are bored by him.
Howard said Jeff is like the little kid who tells on everyone. Jeff said he is not. Howard said he just called into tell on Bobo. Jeff said he wasn't calling in about that. He said he was calling in about Bobo advertising Cameo and claiming he doesn't use the show but he does use the show. Bobo said he never brings up Cameo. He said he brings up topics to talk about. He said stay off his account. Howard said he's Jeff the Snitch.
Howard said Shuli has an impression of Jeff. He did that a little bit. Howard said Jeff has to calm down with that. Howard said he loves that they're fighting over table scraps. Howard asked Bobo not to use his pictures. Bobo said he doesn't use his picture. Jeff said he's not complaining about his fucking picture. Howard said he just told him about the picture. Jeff said Bobo is using him just like he claims he does.
Gary said Bobo has a picture of him and Howard and he's using that to link to Cameo. He said he's telling people to go to Cameo with the photo above.
Howard took a call from a guy who said get both of them off the phone. He said they're both boring. Bobo went off on Jeff again and then the two of them were going off on the caller.
Shuli said he has something interesting on Bobo. He said he claims he can throw a better first pitch than Gary. He said he thinks that would be interesting to see. Bobo said she used to tie his kids feet with string so they stayed in the batter's box. He said his son batted over 300. Robin said he tied his legs together. Bobo said he did. Robin said don't let Bobo near children. Bobo said if you step outside the batter box then they're out. He said you have to teach them to keep in there.
Howard took a call from a guy who said get Jeff off the station. He said he wants to listen to some morning radio. Jeff said fuck that guy.
Howard said he thinks the audience has had enough of these two. He took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said that Jeff is calling a spade a spade. She said she just saw Bobo's page and he wouldn't be who he is without Howard. She said Bobo is making money off the show and he won't admit it. Bobo said he doesn't call up and ask for plugs. Mariann said that he's making money from the show so stop it. She said be truthful. She told him to call out the truth. Bobo said Jeff calls up all the time asking for plugs. Mariann said Bobo is making money. She wished Howard a happy thanksgiving.
Shuli said that he has a picture of Bobo who claims he doesn't dye his goatee. He shows Howard a photo. Howard laughed and asked what that is. He said he doesn't know what they're complaining about. Jeff said happy thanksgiving to him too. Shuli said his is sad Jeff. He did his impression of that. Howard said he's right. He said he's like the Hulk and he's calm now. Bobo told Jeff to get a job. Jeff told him to shut up. The two of them yelled at each other again. Howard said there's the Hulk. Howard asked to hear the calm one again. Shuli did his impression.
Howard took a call from High Pitch Erik who asked Jeff why he's making fun of him and Bobo. Jeff said he's not making fun of him. He said he didn't say shit about him. He called him a fat fuck so that set Erik off. Erik said he has a job and he does Cameo. He said Jeff isn't doing anything. Jeff told him to shut the fuck up. Jeff and Erik went back and forth for a minute.
Shuli said Erik will do whatever anyone asks him to do on Cameo. He said he'll even threaten people if he's asked to. He said Jeff isn't willing to do whatever he's asked. Jeff said they ask him to do stupid shit. Jeff also said he's not sending dick pictures to guys knowingly. He said he thinks he's sending them to women. Erik got a laugh out of that. Erik said the funniest story was that Jeff got into an accident in a corn field so that's why his arm is dead. Shuli said he told him the story and he's never seen Erik laugh so hard in his life. He said Erik said corn isn't hard. Jeff said it wasn't a corn field, it was just a field. Jeff said he did get ejected from the car. Howard asked if he got into an accident with a field. Jeff yelled something that he didn't understand. Howard said they don't think about him at all so they don't remember this story. Jeff said he told this story before. Jeff told the story about how someone else was driving and got into the accident. Howard said Jeff must be angry at the guy. Jeff said that guy is in jail now.
Erik said he loves when Jeff falls over too. Shuli said there's something about that Jeff video that makes Erik laugh so hard.
Jeff was mumbling something to Howard. Howard let all three of them go after that. Jeff left them with another happy thanksgiving. Howard said it's like someone put a pin in him.
Howard said he has to hang up on the three of them. He said he heard that Speech Impediment Man has Cameo and charges $100 and no one has signed up with him yet.
Howard had Shuli doing his impression of Jeff the Drunk. Shuli said it's like a speeding car the way he talks. He did that impression and Fred played some race cars going by.
Howard said it's funny that Erik finds that accident story funny. Shuli said he laughs like you've never seen him laugh.
Howard took a call from a woman who asked if JD's wife is going to be on Cameo next. Howard laughed. He said he's kind of avoiding that topic. He said he still doesn't know what's going on with that. He said that kind of freaked him out the other day. He said JD got pissed off at him when he brought up this new business she has. He said JD went off when he brought it up.
Howard said the guys told him that his wife was fine with him talking about it. JD said he thought she didn't want it out there. He said it was a miscommunication. He said she didn't want to be accused of using the show for anything like that. Robin said JD attacks them when he misunderstands things. Howard said it would have been nice if he said he was over reacting. JD said it didn't come up. Robin said he could have brought it up. JD said he's not good at communicating. Howard asked JD if his wife is going to be on Cameo anytime soon. JD said she will not.
Howard said he's trying to understand this. He said his wife is okay with them talking about the new business but she doesn't want to be accused of using the show. JD said that's right. Howard went to break a short time later.
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Howard said Bill O'Reilly keeps insisting he knew him at Boston University. He said he can count on one hand who knew him there. He said he didn't know Bill. He said he keeps talking about him knowing him. He said Bill is older than him so he's not sure if he was even there. Howard said when he was at Boston University he was lost and he had a friend named Dr. Lou and he can probably name 3 guys who wanted to hang around with him. He said he had a friend named Bob Petrick. He said no one wanted to know him.
Howard said Bill was being interviewed and claimed that he's his buddy from Boston University. Howard played a clip where Bill brought him up. He claimed that he knew Howard and he was a classmate. He said he wasn't as crazy as he is now.
Howard said he didn't have to shell out 32 million to shut women up so who's the crazy one? He said that guy is the crazy one. Robin said he was born in 1949. Howard said he wasn't hanging out with him. Robin said his last year of college may have been Howard's first.
Howard said he had very few people who were his friends. He said he was reclusive and didn't know how to associate with people. He said he wasn't in his element.
Jason came in and said Jon gets really high energy on his show Loud Mouths on SNY. Howard said he has some examples of high energy Jon. Howard played a clip of Jon getting very angry about something. IN the clip Jon was yelling like he's never yelled on Howard's show. Howard said that's not the Jon he knows. He said he hears he's just staring at his computer out there.
Howard asked if this is a new persona he's putting on. Jon came in and said on the TV show he was fired up. He said the show is Loud Mouths so you want to stir it up a little bit. He said he has the same energy on the Wrap Up Show as he does on Loud Mouths. Jason said he never even yelled at him like that. Howard said Jon dresses up in outfits on that show. Jon said that's true. Robin said there's a whole other thing going on there. Howard said they have Jon dressed in some different outfits. Howard said he wants this Jon Hein around there. He said they should call the Wrap Up Show Loud Mouths instead. He said he's like a DMV worker around there. He said he comes to life on that TV show.
Robin said Jon has come in there seething at Jason and he never raised his voice. Jon said he's not worth it. Howard said he's more even there. Howard played a clip of Jon talking about going out to eat and he doesn't get excited about anything.
Howard said he thinks he likes the Jon Hein he has there. Jon said it's a different role there. Robin said he never gets upset. Jon said he does but he keeps it inside. Gary said one time Ralph pissed Jon off and Jon yelled ''Fuck you!'' at him.
Howard said he has another example of high energy Jon. He said they used a ''gate'' term like Watergate and Jon flipped out about it. He played a clip of Jon freaking out about that on Loud Mouths. Jon was going off about everyone using ''gate'' after every story.
Howard said he's not sure who this guy is. Jon said that's more like him on that show. He said he was really worked up about that. Howard said there really is two Jon Heins. Jon said he has a different role there on the show. He said he's working on research and stuff for the Wrap Up Show.
Howard said Jon isn't that worked up. He said he has to be getting told to get that worked up. Jon said there isn't. He said this is the way he is on that show. Robin said he's in the fantasy football league and she never hears a word.
Jason said he and Jon talk about things and he never gets worked up. He said the Jon Hein he has in the office is what he gets off the air. Howard said it's Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hein. He said he thinks there's a new Jon Hein there. Robin said they have a schitzo in their midst.
Howard said there's something going on there. He said he's a whole new guy. He said his passion is television. He said they had a back and forth about Peter Dinklage and this is what Jon did. Howard played the clip and Jon was staying very calm. Howard said he likes this Jon Hein.
Jon said he was matching Howard's tone there. He said he doesn't have to yell. Robin said nothing happened on that show and he should have been upset about it.
Jon said he is fired up on the Wrap Up Show. He said he gets everyone worked up. Jason said he does a great job hosting but he's not that guy on SNY.
Howard gave Jon some plugs for Loud Mouths. He asked how long he's been on that show. Jon said he's been there for 3 years. Jason said he stays there through a bunch of co-hosts. Jon said they have been rotating people through. Howard asked if he would rather have a permanent host. Jon said he would. He said they rotate producers too. He said he has asked them to keep it stable but they keep rotating.
Howard said maybe high energy Jon should go in and give it to them. Jon said it's a different story when the microphones are on and off.
Howard took a call from Jim from Raleigh who said there is no example of Jon acting like that on Wrap Up. Howard said he's right. Howard asked Jon what version his wife gets. Jon said she might get both versions. He said if they're watching a game together she'll get high energy Jon.
Jim said he thinks Jon might be the most complex and odd person on the staff. Robin said she used to think he was okay but she's not sure now. Howard said the guys do think he has a seething anger inside him. He said he is angry in the elevator and at fast food places. Robin said he has a lot of road rage too. Jon said he does. He said he does manifest it in many ways.
Howard said he got concerned when Jon was knocking into people when they were looking at the eclipse. Jon said he had to get to work. He said he was going to work so he had to knock into people who weren't paying attention.
Howard said this is Jon on Geektime where he got angry with Ralph. Howard played the clip where high energy Jon came out and yelled at Ralph.
Howard said thank god they canceled that show. Jon said he's so upset with himself for losing it at that time. He said you can't let the terrorists win. Howard gave Jon another plug for Loud Mouths on SNY. Robin said she likes that there's another Jon Hein out there. Howard said next week they'll reveal female Jon Hein. They went to break after that.
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Howard came back and took a call from a guy who said he likes Jon Hein but without him he'd be in that producer/co-host rotation. He said that he should have a chapter in his book about the guys on the show. He said maybe an interview with them. Howard said great idea. He said a book about the guys he knows. He said imagine how many books he'd sell.
Howard said he has Alex Jones on the phone. He took the call from fake Alex who was talking about Jeffrey Epstein. Howard said he wants to be fair and give him a voice on all of this. He asked what he wants to talk about. Fake Alex was going on and on about Epstein and what went on with him. Howard said he saw in the paper that the guards didn't check in on Epstein and they allowed him to hang himself with a sheet. Alex was going on and on about conspiracy theories. He was rambling about all kinds of nonsense like the real Alex does.
Howard said this is all so shocking. Alex was talking about hailing Bill Gates and George Soros. He got in a ton of plugs for InfoWars.com too. Howard said he's just getting people to go to his web site by claiming he's backing Bill Gates and George Soros. Alex got in plugs for the stuff he sells on his web site.
Howard said he almost got tricked into thinking he was teaming up with Soros and Gates. Robin said it was a clever scheme.
Howard said the guy was really fired up. He asked Jon for another clip. Jon said this is the coach yelling at his team to shut up while he speaks. Howard played that one and the guy did sound a lot like fake Alex Jones.
Howard said that's the kind of guy who would scare the crap out of him when he was in school. Jon said the guy got emotional when he was thanking his parents. He had another clip for Howard to play. The coach thanked his mom and then started to cry.
Howard wondered what the guy sounded like when he was a kid. Howard had Ed on the phone. He took the call and fake Alex Jones had become Ed Orgeron. Howard talked to him for a short time.
Howard asked what Jon thinks of that guy. Jon said he's a tough son of a bitch. He said he thinks he's a good coach. Jon said Ed head butted the manager of a bar back in 1992. He said he dropped out for a year after that. He said he is wild. Howard talked to Ed some more about that and Ed was yelling at people talking behind him just like he did in the clips he had played earlier. Howard said that's enough of that.
Howard asked Jon if he has more clips. Jon said he does. He said he has one of a player talking about how Ed punches himself in the face before a game to get worked up. Howard said he'd like his guys to do that. He said maybe Shuli should be doing that. Howard played the clip and there were a couple of players talking about how wild Ed can be.
Howard made up more crazy shit that the guy could do. Howard said one of the kids sounded like he might be skipping class. Brent said those kids don't go to class. Howard did his impression of the guys talking about the crazy stuff the coach does. Howard said they should ban that sport.
Jon said he once tore off his shirt and challenged the guys to a wrestling match. Howard asked what the last clip is. Jon said Ed was on a show talking about how he drinks 8-10 energy drinks a day. Howard played that clip and Ed mentioned the 8-10 Monster energy drinks he'll drink a day.
Howard said he remembers a football team in high school and the coach kind of sounded like that. He said he was in his class and it was a disaster. He said the guy taught history. He said he was the coach of the team and he fucking hated him. He said he was coach Caproni. He said the kids on the team loved him and they were up front. He said he remembers the guy and he didn't understand the culture. He said he and his friend sat in the back and the coach would look at him like he was a hippie. He said he just had long hair because he was trying to cover up his face. He said he would call them out and make fun of them in class. Howard said he just wanted a girl to think he was a drug dealer. He said he tricked some girls into thinking he was.
Jon said he had a teacher who would tell war stories to the class. Howard said he had this long hair because he was ugly and he wasn't allowed to wear jeans to school. He said he was in crisis and he just wanted the guy to lighten up. He said none of the teachers gave him any empathy.
Howard said he had a psychology teacher in high school. He said even the guidance counselor told him he was going to get a D average. He said she opened with that when he moved schools. He said this is the opposite of what his wife had in school. He said her principal cried when Beth had to leave.
Howard said you'd think a psychology teacher would have some empathy. He said he was invisible in school. He said he was in class with white kids and he was used to black kids because he had gone to Roosevelt. Howard said he was told he had to talk in class but he just sat there. He said he got called to her after class and she told him he was going to flunk and he'd have to go to summer school. He said he was freaking out but just said okay. He said he was fucked if she did this. He said she told him he had to talk in the class or he'd flunk. Howard said okay and he went to class the next day and didn't talk. He said he didn't want to talk. He said he was too intimidated by the kids. He said they were white and happy and they didn't know his pain. He said they were all liberals and all phonies. He said they claimed to love their black neighbors but it was all bullshit. He said he was upset.
Howard said he got an A in class. He said he went to the teacher and said he knows he's going to flunk. He said she told him he'd get an A if he did this project and did well. He said she'd pass him if he got an A. He said his cousin Jack had gone to a psychiatrist and he loved to brag about being on medication. He said he interviewed Jack for his final project. He said he went to his father's recording studio and interviewed him. He said he talked for like 2 hours. He said he talked about how fucked up his life and family were. He said Jack was giving a master class in therapy. He said he had been to every one. He said he had liquid gold. He said he pressed it on a record and played it in class. He said Jack talked for him. He said his teacher heard this and said she has never heard anyone talk like this. He said she asked for the record and he gave it to her and she gave him an A. He said she still has that records if she's still around. Howard said she was going to play that for all of her future classes.
Howard said the coaches scared the shit out of him. He said listen to that voice. Jon said you have to fire up those players.
Howard said Richard said his coach had the kids pull their pants down to get spanked on their bare ass. He had Richard come in to talk about that. Gary told a story about how their coach pulled down a kids's shorts when he was on the chin up bar. Howard said they were all concerned about the President's physical fitness test. Howard said they take that job because they think it's an easy job. He said there's no pressure there. He said no one cares how they do in gym. He said then this President's physical fitness test comes along and everyone has to be able to do these exercises. He said that they get super motivated. He said they do all kinds of things because their ass is on the line. He said that was the worst thing to happen to gym class. Brent agreed.
Richard came in and told Howard about how his buddies had to pull their pants down. He said he was on the team but he didn't have to do this. He said he played Center. Howard asked what happened. Richard said he thinks the guys got in a water fight. He said the three boys got on the floor on all fours and pulled their pants down. He said their balls were hanging down and every time he spanked them their balls would swing back and forth. He said this was back in the 80s. He said he tried not to laugh but it was funny watching their balls swinging around. Howard said it's all about humiliation. He said that's why he hated coaches.
Richard said rat tails were popular back then and this guy would lift people up by them. He said they were able to bring weapons to school for one day. He said he had a friend who put a table leg on his helmet. He said he had a saw blade himself. Howard asked if he hurt himself playing. Richard said he did. Howard said it sounds like it was Mad Max there in his school.
Howard said that was an exciting package. He said that was regular Jon. Shuli said he was mid-energy Jon. Howard had High Energy Jon on the phone. He was talking about how angry he really is. Howard said this is a new Jon Hein. He said he's an all new guy. fake Jon was yelling about being off his meds.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he wanted to talk about Ed Orgeron's salary. He told Howard he's getting $3.5 million a year. The guys said he should get more because he's so good. Howard said people are more into LSU in Louisiana than they are into the NFL. Brent said he's not sure about that. He said the Saints get a lot of fans too.
The caller said that there are bonuses too. He said one of them is if the players all get over a 3.0 GPA. Howard said there's no way that's happening based on the clip he heard of one of the players earlier. He replayed that and gave up on correcting the kid's grammar.
Brent was talking about how the players in college teams really should be making money for playing. He said they can get injured and never be able to play again. Howard said he's going to take a break and clean out the computer some more. He went to break a short time later.
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Howard came back and asked how he's supposed to shine like a diamond. He said he's some diamond in the sky. Robin said a diamond in the rough looks sketchy. She said he needs more pressure. Howard said he needs Superman to squeeze him. Fred played Robin singing ''Diamonds.'' Howard said she's better than Rihanna. Robin was doing backup too. Robin said she does it all. Howard said wow what an ending.
Howard said he meant to ask Seth Meyers about a sketch he did. He said he was watching his show where he did this drinking thing with Rihanna. He said they got hammered and it looked like they were flirting. JD said that happens when you drink. Howard said it was both of them flirting. He said he has to ask him next time he sees him.
Robin said she saw Seth being interviewed on PBS about his family tree. Howard read some feedback they got about his interview yesterday. Howard said Madison from Lithium wrote in about Seth. Howard said she was happy to hear about how he's raising his kids Jewish. Howard asked who knew she was so into that.
Howard took a call from Eugene in Kentucky who said he hasn't called in for a while. Howard said Eugene is a good man. Eugene said he was listening to Joe Rogan's podcast and he had Artie on. Howard said he didn't hear that. Eugene said he heard Artie is doing okay. He said he must have fucked up pretty good to lose his gig with Howard. He said he just reminded him to call in and say hi. Howard said they all have their fingers crossed for Artie. Eugene said he just wanted to touch base with him. He said he's out of the cattle business. He said they're growing hemp instead. He said they're going to grow about 50 acres of hemp and the CBD thing is taking off. Robin said you can do anything with Hemp from what the Hemp people are saying. Eugene said they take it and turn it into hemp oil. He said they have things you can rub on your skin and stuff.
Howard asked what that 50 acres is worth. Eugene said you can net about 20,000 an acre. He said they're putting in 50 acres this year. Howard said why not. He said the cattle business has to be depressing.
Howard asked if Eugene ever got attached to any of his cattle. Eugene said you do get attached. He said then the kids get attached and it gets tough sometimes. Howard said he never liked eating steak but he doesn't eat any meat or birds anymore. He said he's almost done eating fish. He said he meets people who are rescuing cats and dogs but then they go out and eat a baby lamb. He said he's not sure what's going on there. He said they have so many great plant based foods. Eugene said they have that Burger King burger now. He said it ain't even meat. Howard said he ate chicken parm that wasn't real chicken. He said it was so good. He said it wasn't chicken. He said it tastes just like chicken.
Robin asked if Eugene still eats meat. Eugene said he does. He said he just doesn't raise the cattle anymore. Howard said that not eating meat can make a big change in your body. He said he saw a documentary about it.
Shuli said that Eugene asked him to come to do an Embedded with him. Howard said he pictures him looking like Ginger Baker in Cream. Shuli said he looks like a normal dude. He said he looks nothing like he sounds. Howard said he imagines him being all scraggly. He said he has to look like Ginger Baker. Shuli said he looks a little bit like Chuck Norris. He said he's a man's man.
Howard asked Eugene what kind of guns he has. Eugene told him about a couple of guns he has. He said he doesn't mess with hand guns much. He said he has one just because sometimes when you're hunting big game you have to have the hand gun out. He said he has some AR-15s and stuff. Howard said this guy is super masculine. Eugene told Howard to come on down. Howard asked if he has a wife. Eugene said he does. He said she's pretty hot. Shuli said she is. Howard asked how often they fuck. Eugene said they try to do it 3-4 times a week.
Howard said the fact that he knows how to farm is impressive. He asked how he learned how to grow hemp. Eugene said it's similar to tobacco. The way he said it made Howard think he was saying ''tobacker.'' Howard said maybe Shuli shouldn't go down there. He asked if he lives in America. Eugene said he has a big old mansion down there. He said he wouldn't even know he was in Kentucky.
Howard asked if they have any Jews down there. Eugene said he's seen some synagogues down there but hasn't seen any Jews around.
Howard said he probably doesn't have to spray the crops since it's consumed. Eugene said they don't want you to. He said they are very professional about the whole thing. He said you can't mess with it so you have to go by the guidelines. Howard asked who pulls it out of the ground. Eugene said they're going to bring in folks to cut it. He said he knows some folks who have machines but he wants to make money with it first. He said they're doing it by hand the first year. He said he wants to see how much he can make before he throws money at it.
Howard asked how much he has to make to make it worth it. Eugene said $20,000 per acre will do it. Gary said that times 50 actress is a million. Eugene said that it's expensive to send kids to college. He said you need that kind of money.
Robin asked where the people who cut the crops will come from. Eugene said there are Hispanic people who do it in the tobacco fields. He said you just need them for 3 or 4 days.
Howard said if he didn't have immigrants coming into the country then he wouldn't have people to do that. Eugene said they want to come there and work. He said give them some kind of card to come there and work and they can tax them. He said let them come back and forth. Howard said he's all for that. He said he's talking his language.
Brent said back in the 80s that's what Reagan wanted to do with the card. Howard said the only one making sense is Eugene. Eugene said you can't hire white people to do that kind of work. He said they white boys won't do it. He said the Mexicans want to work. He said the value family and they do what they're told. He said they're good at it. Robin said the white boys want paternity leave and things like that. Shuli told her to watch it over there.
Howard said they might have to go down and hang with Eugene. Shuli said he hung out with him when he came to New York a couple of years ago. He said he came up there wearing a duster that was the color of the Kentucky Wildcats. He said he's known in his town for being a huge fan.
Howard asked what kind of music he's into. Eugene said he likes country and rock. He said he likes Chris Stapleton and AC/DC. Howard said they had him on the show. He said he figured he looks like him. Eugene said that beard gets tough so he can't have that. He said it's hot in the summer. He said he will grow a beard but not that long. Eugene said he'd like to come up there and meet Howard and shake his hand.
Howard said he has a guy on the phone who says he's Gay Eugene. He took the call and one of the guys was doing an impression of Eugene but Howard wasn't digging it so he hung up on him.
Howard asked Eugene if he likes to do it doggy style. Eugene said they do. He said he likes to lick pussy too. Shuli said he's really into his wife. He said he knows he has pictures of them together. He said he thinks there may have been a bikini shot in there. Howard asked if his wife looks good in a bikini. Eugene said she does. He said if you work on a farm you'll lose weight. Howard said he's thinking of sending some of his staff down there.
Howard asked how he met his wife. Eugene said he knew her when they were younger and he ran into her years later and asked her out. Robin asked where they were. Eugene said they were in a bar. He said he moved some other guy she was talking to out of the way. Howard said he hates guys with romantic stories. He said this is a real story. Eugene said the worst thing she could do is say no. Shuli asked if they banged that night. Eugene said no, you can't do that. He said it took a little while.
Howard said Eugene sounds like he's on a roll. Eugene asked what the hell is going on with the hearings they're having. He asked what his take is on that. He said he can't figure it out. Howard said lets make this a private conversation about this. He said he thinks what's going on is a disgrace. He said he's disgusted by the congressmen who sit there and fuck with this guy who was a purple heart recipient. He said these people put their ass on the line. He said they come forward with what they heard and they're attempting to humiliate them. He said these chicken hawk guys are treating them like garbage. Howard said it's pissing him the fuck off and he can't watch it anymore.
Eugene said he doesn't trust anyone on either side of the aisle. He said he had to turn it off too. Howard said there's shenanigans going on there.
Howard asked if Eugene ever uses farm tools on his wife. Eugene said not at all. Howard said he just wants to know what's going on out there.
Howard asked what time he has to get up to tend to the crops. Eugene said he's up around 5:30. Robin asked if he likes Daylight Saving Time. Eugene said he hates it.
Howard asked what he has to do with the crops. Eugene said you have to tend to them and take weeds out from between. He said you have to check it all out and make sure there's nothing spreading through the crops. Howard said it's interesting that weeds are getting cultivated. He said he gets weeds in the lawn and they win unless you spray them. Howard said it's all very confusing. He said farming is tough. Robin asked if they enrich the soil. Eugene said with manure only.
Howard asked if he smokes the hemp. Eugene said you don't want to do that. Brent said that it doesn't have much THC in it. He said you wouldn't get high from it. Eugene said they can make clothing out of it but the timber industry is against it. Brent had more details on that. Howard said this is why he's disgusted with things. He said the government is keeping people from growing hemp too. He said he's too much of a pussy to serve but he'd never bad mouth someone who served.
Howard asked Brent if he thinks that guy was lying yesterday. Brent said not at all. Howard said it was all disgraceful.
Howard said he has to get back to this hemp talk. He said he might make a million bucks this year. Shuli said he should go down there for the harvest. He said he thinks he could smoke enough of it to get high. Robin said he has to spend a lot of money to harvest it. Howard asked what his nut is. Eugene said it's 225. Howard said he's saying he's going to net $1 million next year. Eugene said that's right. Howard said maybe he should grow hemp. He said he might look like Eugene's wife. Howard said he's the man. He let Eugene go after that. Shuli said he'll call him later.
Howard asked who he looks like. Shuli said you think she's heavy set but he's normal and he looks like he's in his early 40s with a beard. Howard said he can't grow it too long or he'll get it caught in the combine.
Howard said maybe JD should grow hemp. JD said maybe he should. He said it's hard work though. Howard said he has to take another break. They went to break after that.
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Gary said on this show Marion Ross was on Good Day New York. Howard played the clip and Marion Ross said Tom Bosley made fun of her on the set of Happy Days. She eventually said he would say ''who gives a shit Marion'' when she'd tell a story. The hosts of the show freaked out when she cursed. Howard said she knows she can't say that. He said they just need a delay put in and they'd be fine. He said they could end that tomorrow.
Gary said this is a sports show and someone poured water on Carmello Anthony and he got pissed. Howard played that clip and he let out a ''mother fucker'' when it happened. They had to apologize for that.
Gary said he has another one where a reporter got heckled off camera. Howard played the clip and the woman got heckled by someone telling her to suck his dick.
Gary said you can be on the air and you always hear pre-taped stuff. He said this guy didn't know he was live on the air and he cursed. Howard played the clip and the guy messed up and tried to redo it. He said ''fuck'' during that clip. Howard asked how he didn't know he was live on air. Gary said he doesn't know.
JD said next up was Tracy Jordan from SiriusXM who was on a show talking about Howard's book. He asked if Howard thinks she said the title. Howard said he's not sure who she is. Howard asked if she's hot. Gary said she's a good looking woman. Howard said she better have. Howard played the clip and Tracy did mention it but said ''Howard Stern Come Again.'' She also said that Howard will stop and talk to everyone in the lobby and hugs them all. JD said she may have him confused with someone else. Howard said he and Ronnie run out of there. He said he will hug Andy Cohen. He said there are some that he will do that with. He said Ronnie is like his fullback who stiff arms them and gets him out of there.
JD said he has another one from a Washington DC FOX station. He asked if they mentioned the name of the book. Howard said he's thinking they didn't because they're in Washington DC. He said he's locking in on a no. He played the clip and the guy doing the report didn't say the title of it because it was inappropriate for the air. Howard said it's not though. He said it's not inappropriate. He said Howard Stern Comes Again is not inappropriate. He said if he called it Howard Stern Ejaculates in your Face Again is inappropriate.
JD asked if he thinks Al Roker said the name of the book. Howard said he thinks so. He said if he didn't then he'd be disappointed. Howard played the clip and Al did mention the name of the book. Howard said he knows his Al Roker. He said that's his guy. He said he likes Al. He said he's been married a couple of times so he knows about coming again.
JD said on CBS Sunday Morning they did an interview with Howard. He asked if they said the name of the book during the segment. Howard said he saw that piece. He said he thinks they did. Howard said the book company told him to do that interview. He asked how they couldn't mention it. JD said they did show the book. He said they may not have said it. Howard said if they didn't say it then he's never doing that show again. Howard said he's going to say no. He said it's like a trick question. He said he thinks JD is trying to trick him. Howard played the clip and they didn't say the name of the book. Howard said it's not that crazy to say Howard Stern Comes Again. He said this is why it's the perfect Christmas present. He said it's a laugh riot. He warned Robin that was a plug.
Brent said he went to the 2018 induction when they got Kid Kelly in. He said he's had a big career so he deserve to be in. Howard said he's a solid radio guy but the hall of fame is dumb. Howard said he should just get the award every year. Brent said Howard is the top guy out there. Howard said it looked like a real award show this year because Ryan Seacrest was inducted and Jimmy Fallon was there. He said then they got to Harry Harrison and he's 89 years old. He said he's probably had a great career but come on.
Brent said the Howard Stern Show is not in the hall of fame but Howard and Robin are in for individuals. He said he wants Gary and Fred in there. Howard said Fred should be. Fred said he doesn't know about that. Brent said no one else does what Fred does. Fred said no one else wants to do what he does. Brent said he ads a layer to the show that no one else does. He said he's incredible with his ear candy. Howard said he also does impressions and puppetry. Brent said he picked up the guitar and played Ziggy Stardust when Howard wanted to sing it.
Howard asked why he wants Gary in there. Fred did the Gary puppet for a short time. Brent said Gary has been a great producer for many years. Gary Puppet was still rambling about his career and life.
Gary said Fred is a genius. He said he was asking him things about his book and he realizes that he was just getting material for the puppet.
Howard asked Gary puppet about what he would say if he was inducted into the hall of fame. Fred went on and on like Gary does with his stories.
Howard said he wants JD in the hall of fame. He said how about Shuli going out and doing in depth reports about Underdog. JD said how about Ronnie. Howard said fuck Shuli, how about Ronnie. Brent said this is why he thinks the whole show should be in the hall of fame. Howard said he and Robin are in it so they should be in it for the show. Brent said the guy who runs the hall of fame said he was making sense when he suggested it.
Howard said this just proves that they're not getting it right over there. He said the hall of fame has to be real. He said you can't talk about radio without talking about this show. He said none of it matters if the show isn't in there. Brent said the whole show should be in there. Howard said how about Beetlejuice. He said he shit on the floor and denied it. Robin said she was the one who found it. Gary said he blamed Dominic for shitting in his diaper. Howard said that was good. He said Mark the Bagger should be in the hall of fame.
Howard said he has Radio Expert Brent on the phone. He took the call and fake Brent was going on and on about how they should have all of these people from the show in the hall of fame.
Howard asked if he wants to play the clips from the Hall of Fame. Brent hesitated. He said it's a lot of inside radio talk. He said Jim Kerr was there. Howard said he's been around a long time. He said he should be in the hall of fame. Brent said he was talking about how obsessed with making great radio and when he started out he only had 9 minutes to hone. He said he talked about that 9 and a half minutes. Howard said he'll listen to some of that. Brent said stop it if he gets bored with it. Howard said he thinks if he had to go to this thing he'd hang himself. Brent said it was really long.
Howard played the clip and got through about 30 seconds of it before he stopped it. Howard said this is why he can't go to that event. He said there's no reason for the hall of fame. Brent said there is though. Shuli said Brent had to tell the guy who runs it that the show should be recognized. Howard asked what's wrong with that picture. Brent said the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame is just as fucked up.
Howard said he sees a clip of Cousin Brucie taking forever to introduce Kid Kelly. He said he'll listen to that. Howard did his impression of Brucie for a few seconds and then played the clip. He lasted a few seconds and talked about how you lose the audience when you don't get to the record. He played more of the clip of Brucie going on and on about Kid Kelly. Brent said this was the last induction of the night. He said it was like 3 hours long. Howard asked what it costs to get in there. Brent said it was 350. Howard asked if that was $3.50. Brent said it was $350. Howard was doing his Brucie impression and played more of the Brucie thing. He kept getting distracted and talking about other stuff. Howard said this is boring as fuck. Brent said it was tough. He said Mike Francesa was up there and Scott Shannon yelled at him to wrap it up.
Howard asked how Kid Kelly was once he got up there. He did more of his Brucie impression talking about the guy. Howard said he thinks he's had enough of this. JD said Robin left because she's had enough. Howard said he has to get to some news.
Howard played some of the Kid Kelly speech. Howard said his wife came to the show and asked them to help get him in there. Brent said he did mention it in that clip. Howard said that's okay, he's had enough.
Shuli said this is Bobo talking about the awards he got. Howard played the clip and said he would rather drink bleach than listen to this. Bobo was going on and on about the awards he got. Howard asked who he thinks cares about this. Shuli said Bobo thinks Howard does. Howard played more of Bobo's ramblings about his award ceremony and how he would like them to see it. He said he's very proud of that. Howard said he really does sound like Elmer Fudd. He said he just said ''wery pwoud.'' Howard and Fred did their impressions of Bobo.
Howard played another clip of Bobo leaving a message about the exact same thing. Howard said maybe it's like an obsessive compulsive kind of thing.
Shuli said you have to hear this next clip. He told Howard to play it. Bobo was listening to something in the background and he refused to turn it down. Shuli kept asking him to turn it down and then Bobo would say ''Go ahead'' and the same noise was there. Shuli asked why he didn't just tell him he was in public. Bobo said he doesn't know. Howard said that's a bizarre thing. Bobo told him to hold on like he was doing something to turn down the noise. He said that's mind blowing.
Robin asked if he has his remarks from that award ceremony. JD said you can't hear anything in it.
Howard asked if Cousin Brucie still works there. Gary said he does. Howard said it's kind of cool to work in the same building as them. Howard said he has to get to news so he thanked the guys and moved on.
Robin started off with a story about Michael Vick who has done anything he can to revive his reputation after the dog abuse thing. Robin had some audio of someone who was talking about what they did to the dogs to get them ready to fight. They would starve them and hang some that didn't perform. They shot and electrocuted some of them. Howard said that's one angry dude who can do that to a dog. Howard said what's sad is that he was thinking of setting Robin up with him but she may not want that. Robin said she doesn't think so. Robin said when dogs are treated like that they get put down because they're unadoptable. Robin had some audio of someone talking about what they did with the dogs. They tried to save them. Robin had some audio of a woman talking about how they spent time with the dogs getting them used to people who weren't going to beat them. Robin said all but one of those dogs was adopted. Robin had more audio for Howard to play where people talked about how great their dog turned out to be. Howard said that's beautiful. Robin said a lot more dogs are getting a second chance thanks to this. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that dog story is making him sad. He said fuck Michael Vick. He said he can't handle stories like that about animal abuse. Howard let him go after that.
Robin read a story about horses who are dying at race tracks lately. Robin said the top horse racing organization is creating a safety coalition. Robin had some details on that.
Howard asked Fred if he's upset that he's not in the hall of fame but he and Robin are. Fred said not at all. He said this show is a hall of fame in itself. Robin said it's hard to create a hall of fame when they never really wanted to have stars in radio.
Robin said winter is coming and does Howard like to get under a cover or duvet to keep warm. Howard said he likes to keep warm and he takes all of the covers from Beth. He said he has some kind of cover. Robin said a duvet covers a feather blanket. Howard said he has all kinds of blankets. He said he's not sure what a duvet is. Robin said they say that you can get something called feather lung from breathing in the dust from feathers. Robin said they are calling for doctors to be aware of this. Robin said they say that you can have night sweats and a dry cough and shortness of breath. Howard said he has all of that. Robin said it can cause irreversible scarring of the lungs. Howard said that's so fucked up. He asked Gary to write him a note about it and find out if he has that. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about vaping and how the state attorney general of New York is suing Juul for marketing toward getting young people hooked on vaping. Howard said Mrs. Fletcher was vaping on the episode he watched last night. Robin had some audio of the attorney general talking about the vaping thing. Howard said we get it, don't vape. He said he told Sal that. Robin the tobacco companies did the same thing with cigarettes. Robin said a lot of states are suing over the vaping thing now. Robin said the American Lung Association is saying it's important to crack down on e-cigarettes. They can be addictive like cigarettes. Robin had some audio for Howard to play where someone was talking about the problems that can come from vaping.
Robin read a story about Taylor Swift who has been granted the license to sing her own songs at an award show after she was told she couldn't. Howard said he's not sure what's going on in the record business. He said everyone should have the rights to their own music. Robin said there was something that went on there and this company bought her recordings and now she has to work with Scooter Braun. Howard said it's weird that she got such a bad record deal. He said everyone knows to own their own songs now. Howard did another live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Pink who is taking a year off from music to spend time with family. Howard said he thinks that's fine. He said she should take a year off. Robin said he's never advised anyone to do that. Howard said does advise that for her. Robin had some audio of one of her songs for Howard to play. Howard went into his mother's voice and told her she is doing too much and she deserves some rest. Howard had Ray going on and on about how she should rest. He said Robin did too much and ran herself down when she went to get her Legendary Dove award.
Howard said Motley Crue is coming back and they made a big announcement about not ever coming back. He said now they're going out on tour with Def Leppard and Poison. He said they had signed a cessation of touring contract years ago. Howard said they're back. He said there's no such thing as a cessation of touring. He said let Pink go away for a year. He said now Motley Crue looks silly. He said Nikki Sixx said that there was no amount of money that would get him back on the road to tour. He said now he's coming back.
Howard said Gary is on the phone but he's asleep. He took the call from Sour Shoes who was doing his Gary impression. He had Gary snoring ''Noine'' over and over. Howard said he's not sure where that's going so he let Sour go.
Robin read a story about President Trump has registered in Florida to vote. Robin said he and his wife are both registered down there now.
Robin read a story about how they have had no arts honorees in the country the past couple of years. Robin said Trump decided not to honor anyone here for that. Robin said that's the longest drought in 35 years. Robin said now Trump is ready to give his first one. Howard said it must be Kid Rock or Kanye West. Robin said that's not who it is. Robin said Jon Voight is one person. Robin said that he's always on FOX talking about him. Robin said that she heard another name but it's not listed. Robin said it's a female country artist. Robin said there's a council that's supposed to give recommendations but when they approached him Trump said he had already made his own list. Howard said Jon Voight is a great actor. He said he'll give him that. Howard had some audio of Voight talking about how great he thinks Trump is.
Robin read a story about President Trump taking a trip to the medical center over the weekend. Robin said it wasn't scheduled so they're wondering if he's okay. Robin said he's assuring everyone he's fine. Robin had some audio of Trump talking about how he vistaed the family of a soldier who was injured. Trump said he was in there for a short time. Robin said there were reports that he might have had a heart attack. She said he had a routine physical and nothing was wrong.
Robin said the impeachment hearings went on a very long time yesterday. She said she felt for the people who had to sit there. Robin had some audio from the hearings for Howard to play.
Robin read a story about a Navy soldier who had his picture with an ISIS guy and the Navy demoted him. Robin said another guy killed someone and he was found guilty of something. Robin said Trump reversed the demotion and changed the other guy's case. Robin said they're saying that Trump stepped in because they teach their fighting men to be killers but then they get in trouble when they kill. Robin had some audio for Howard to play but it was the wrong clip.
Robin read a story about the guards in the Jeffrey Epstein case being charged with falsifying documents. Robin had some audio for Howard to play about that.
Robin read a story about the Christmas tree industry saying that there may be a shortage this year. Howard said he's just going to grow one out of hemp. Robin said a lot of farms planted trees but went to of business during the recession during 2008 and now we're seeing a shortage. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:10am.
Today's show was over around 11:15am.
Today's show was over around 11:10am.