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Howard started the show talking about how here they go again on a Monday with a big day coming up. He said it's the kickoff to their Christmas Week. He said he can't believe it's that time of year. He said they'll have their big Medicated Pete vs. Tan Mom's family in Wack Pack Feud. He said that is their gift to you. Robin said she's looking at the set wondering if Howard is going to do the Steve Harvey thing. Howard said no. He said he will host from his chair. He said they have a beautiful set there. He said download the app if you haven't yet.
Howard said he's ready to go home. He said he's beat. Robin asked what he did. Howard said he did nothing and that's why he's beat.
Howard said he is going to point out some of the most depressing Christmas songs of all time. He asked Fred if he's using a computer over there. Fred said that's him. He said he's messaging someone. Howard told him to let him know when he's done. Fred apologized for that. Robin said she'd love to know what it was. Fred said it was for Steve Griffiths for a sound for today's show. Howard said Fred is working things out over there.
Howard said maybe do that stuff off the air. Fred said it's a work in progress. Howard said he can do it before the show or during a break or something. Fred also admitted he fucked up the song from the start of the show. Howard said he was supposed to play a different version of The Great American Nightmare. Fred said he fucked up.
Howard asked if Fred can hear the keyboard clicking on the air. Fred said Howard runs his headphones loud so he doesn't hear the same things as he does. Howard said this is just the Christmas week special shows so he's not upset at all.
Howard asked why he didn't play that song. Fred said he was working on the sounds and making sure that the sounds were going to work well. Howard asked him why he didn't come in early. Fred said he actually did and he came in on his day off to work on it too. He asked what his problem is. Howard said he's got problems there. He said this is his Christmas week off to a great start.
Howard said they made this great version of ''Great American Nightmare'' that breaks into a Christmas song. He said that they would have started the show with that but it somehow got messed up. He said he's not sure how.
Howard asked if they told him he fucked up. Fred said they did and he wrote back that he had fucked up. He said that he thinks they said it was okay. Howard said it was a good bit. He said they only put a couple of hours into that. He said this will only stay with him for a day or so.
Howard said to kick off Christmas... He said fuck it, he's going home. He said now he's in a bad mood. He said it's not Fred's fault. He said he's not in a good mood today. He said if he wants to type then go ahead. He said there is no Christmas this year, he's calling it off. He said everyone go home.
Howard said today is going to be great actually. He said they have Tan Mom, her husband and Adam Barta there. He said the Tan Mom music video has hundreds of thousands of views. He said it's gone platinum or gold. He said no one has made a dime though.
Howard said he has a child on the phone who is dying and he wants to talk about Fred. Howard took the call from Chris Wilding who was doing the child's voice. He asked why Fred is ruining the show for him. He flat lined in the middle of that.
Howard took a call from Jim from Raleigh who said Fred kind of lied about that instant message to begin with. Fred said he didn't lie. He said he wasn't getting specific. He said there are enough spies around there to turn him on. Jim also said he worked on his day off to work on this ''shit'' and the show isn't shit. He said he's calling him out on that. Fred said he thinks enough about the show to come in on his day off to work on this show. Jim said he gets so angry when it's all his fault. Fred said he's not denying it's his fault.
Jim said he wanted to ask Howard about the Kevin Hart fiasco. Howard said it's ridiculous. He said that he made some gay jokes years ago and he's been asked about it. He said that his humor has changed. He said that's good enough for him. He said he used to say things on the air that he doesn't do anymore. He said that his attitude changed. He said he didn't get who he was hurting by saying that stuff. He said that Kevin Hart said he did some material he doesn't agree with now and at the time he thought it was good. Howard said that's good enough. Robin asked if you're stuck with whatever you said for the rest of your life. Howard said he stood up for Kevin. He said that Nick Cannon sent out some Tweets about what other people have said. He said Sarah Silverman was one and she said that she has said things that she doesn't like. Robin said if you haven't grown then what are you doing here? Howard said Kevin had a good life going and he agreed to do this thing and now he's getting the shit beat out of him.
Howard said the Academy is kind of out of touch anyway. Robin said it reminds her of being in school where they'd say this is going on your permanent record and this is that stuff coming back to haunt people. Howard said Kevin Hart said he didn't need this and backed right out. He said he as in for like 3 days. Howard said he's not even sure what he said. Robin said it was somethings about how he doesn't want his son being gay. Howard said Eddie Murphy got shit about what he said in the past too. He said he doesn't think that way now. He said that he's willing to forgive people for that.
Howard said he's all for gay people and he doesn't want them beat up. He said he's happy if they have love in their lives. Howard said Saturday Night Live pointed out that Mel Gibson was nominated for an Oscar last year. He said that the Oscar's are a bunch of hypocrites. He said he should have won for Private Parts. He said they kept him out because that's how they are. He said the only award he won was the Blockbuster award and they're gone.
Howard said if they can nominate Mel Gibson then they should be able to overlook this. Jim said that with Howard and everyone else it's not about the comedy they've done. He said they beat you down to make you feel guilty about the comedy you've done. Howard said what he does is on the fly and it's 4 hours on the radio. He said there is no privacy working these things out. He said it happens live. He said with making people laugh it's a weird thing. He said you go with your thoughts and try to make people laugh. He said he thinks Kevin has grown as a comic and give him a fucking break.
Howard said that's all he has to say about that. Jim said no one wanted that job and this is the reason they don't want him now. Howard said he got to know about how horrible the job is because Jimmy did it for a couple of years. He said that Chris Rock did it and he was too mean according to what people said. He said people are too uptight. He said when you go there it's a celebration of Hollywood and that's already a weird concept. He said they're giving each other awards for pretending to be other people. He said it's the stupidest fucking thing. Howard said the whole premise is shitty and wrong. He said everyone gets dressed up and the hot chicks want hot guys who pretend to be soldiers. He said they're vetting these people more than the president. He said it's crazy.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he wanted him to get on with the Christmas show. He said get rid of Jim. Howard said he was just trying to make a point about the Kevin Hart thing. He said that Oprah won't even take that show. He said she'll do anything. Howard said he saw Oprah selling something the other day. He said he's not sure what she was selling but it was startling to him. He said she's so overweight and she's giving advice on dieting. He said how dare she do that. He said she's not good at dieting. Robin said that she's not the same woman who was on the Weight Watchers commercial. Howard said he diets his ass off. He said he did have pizza night last night. He said he has 3 pieces. Howard said he did not have diet pizza. He said he doesn't need to. He said he limited himself to 3 slices and that's it. He said that's what he knows he can have. He said he had cucumber slices with it too.
Howard said he can call his agent and tell him he wants to be a Weight Watchers spokesperson and he'll tell him not to do it. He said that it's enough. He said sometimes enough is enough.
Howard said what if Gary started selling mouth wash. He asked if you would listen. The caller said no. Howard asked if he'd buy a marriage advice book from OJ. Howard said he probably would actually. Howard said Oprah claims she has the same struggles as everyone else but she's losing that struggle.
Howard said imagine he was selling a book on how to be better looking. He said you wouldn't buy that. He said that if he's a shit head or a douche then so be it. He said he gets angry about this stuff. He said he sits at home getting angry about it. He said he saw this commercial and wondered if no one has shame. He said she can't tell people you'll lose weight if she can't lose it. He said he's not body shaming her. He said he thinks she should be asking him for advice on how to lose weight. He said his advice is to have portion control. He said Weight Watchers is great if you want support and all of that. He said if you really want to lose weight it's all about portion control.
Howard said Oprah owns the company and she's getting the best advice. Howard said Jason was on Weight Watchers. He asked how much he lost. Jason said he's the same weight he was then. Howard said if you want to lose weight you can lose it. Robin said you have to want to lose it. She said it doesn't happen by accident. Robin said Jason wants to eat more than he wants to lose weight.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he was listening to the start of the show and they were getting on Fred and it was really uncomfortable. Howard said he's not down on Fred. He said he was distracted by his typing. He asked what he's supposed to do. He said he has to talk for 4 hours and he had to ask. He said he didn't know what Fred was doing. He didn't even know it was Fred. Fred said if it was Robin then it wouldn't have been the same lambasting that he got. Howard said he just wanted to know what was going on. Robin said she will say that she has sat in there with her phone a couple of times and gotten that from Howard. Fred said he just asks her to turn it off. Robin said she has had Howard go off on her the entire show about her phone. She said he's just not hearing that.
Howard said he's sorry about distracting this caller. The caller said it was just so uncomfortable. Howard thanked him for the call and took another one.
The caller said that really was uncomfortable with Fred. Howard said if Fred gets out of line the whole show goes down. He said he has to keep him in line. The caller said they know that. He said he has to agree with him that they hear Robin doing things too. Howard said he's sorry if he was too rough on Fred. Fred said he accepts that. Howard said he's not done with Fred yet. He said he's a work in progress. Fred said another 2 years and he'll be done.
Howard said this is a Nat King Cole song that's called ''The Little Boy that Santa Claus Forgot.'' Howard said this will make you want to commit suicide if you listen too long. Howard played some of the song and said that Santa took a shit down his chimney. Howard made up some of his own lyrics for that song. Howard asked how sad that is. Robin asked who thought that was a good idea.
Howard said in 1966 Simon and Garfunkel recorded a version of Silent Night that's really dark. He said they juxtaposed the song with a news announcer talking about all of the depressing headlines of the time. Howard played some of that and they had some really dark stuff in the news headlines that were being read. He said it was Lenny Bruce overdosing, Richard Speck news, Richard Nixon news and more. Robin said she's not sure what to listen to in that song. Howard said they could have a whole station of that.
Howard said William Shatner did a new song called ''One For You, One For Me.'' He said this is not fit for a Holiday card. He said he's never heard a song like this. He played some of that song and it was another depressing mess. Howard said it's shitty and depressing. He said this is crazy.
Robin asked if he did this the same year as Simon and Garfunkel. Howard said this is a new album. Howard played more of the song and said George Takei told him that he and Brad wrestle to this song.
Howard said that's pretty amazing. He said he has no idea what the song is about. He said then he has more. He said he has ''The Christmas Shoes.'' He said this might be the most depressing song in the world. He said this was released in 2000 by a Christian group. He said this is about a kid who wants to buy shoes for his mother so she can have shoes for when she meets Jesus. Howard played some of that depressing song. He said that's some song. He wondered what kind of shoes they were. Robin said they can't even see shoes when you're in the casket. Howard asked if the shoes go with you to heaven. Robin asked if Jesus likes a good ''fuck me pump.''
Howard said this is a good one. He said this is ''Faith in Santa.'' He said it's about a kid telling Santa his life story. He said this came out in 2009. He played some of that song and the guy was singing about this kid telling Santa about his dad living in prison and how he shot mama's boyfriend.
Howard said it's really creepy when guy's talk songs like that. He said they have the reverb on and it's the guy talking as the kid. He did his impression of that guy and goofed on the song for a little bit.
Howard asked what's up with these songs. He said at the end of that one the kid dies in Santa's lap. He played the end of the song where they sing about the kid dying. Howard asked what the fuck that is. The guy was singing about how everyone knew the kid was dead when the ambulance took him away. He said the story had stolen their joy.
Howard said nice song huh? He made up his own lyrics to that one and had the guy singing about the boy's body going into rigor mortis. He sang about Santa being so depressed he jumped in front of a bus. Howard said it wasn't such a great Christmas after all. He kept going with the song and said the kid never got buried so he could visit Jesus. He said the corpse was eaten by maggots and there was nothing left of him to be buried.
Robin said she loves that violin in the song. Howard said that's a steel guitar. Robin said that's right. Howard kept going with the song making up more of the story about the kid dying and a dog eating the kid's guts. Howard said Fred doesn't need to write a song now. He said he'll just use that. Howard said these songs got on albums.
Howard took a call from a guy who said this is a really depressing Christmas show. Howard said just wait because they have Medicated Pete and Tan Mom coming in. He played a Wack Pack Feud song parody. Howard said that's coming up.
Howard said these are really depressing songs. He made up more about the dog eating the little boy who died. Howard said then they had to put that dog down.
Howard took a call from a woman who asked who is listening to these songs. Howard said he doesn't know. He said Robin would have the best song. He said he's not sure he'd even want to say what happened to her. He made up lyrics for that song a few seconds later. Howard sang about Robin being 9 and daddy saying that his finger is horny. Robin said that's not her story. Howard said it didn't happen at Christmas. The caller wished them happy holidays as Howard was making up the song about Robin.
Howard did more of the song about the boy who died and how they had to identify him by his teeth because he had decomposed so much. Howard said then the vultures got a hold of the boy. He sang about Christmas being evil when you're getting eaten by vultures. He asked Fred to write more to that song. He said he loves it.
Howard took a call from a woman who said the show with Sal last week was hysterical. Howard said he liked that too. He said the email said Sal was a big hit too. He read some of that email about his job interview. The people writing in were saying that was great. The caller asked if that was a real person doing the interview. Howard said it was. Gary said she works for a fortune 500 company and she doesn't want them giving her name out.
Howard said JD has said he won't come in the studio anymore. He said that he got so many letters about how handsome he is that he decided to stop coming in the studio. Howard said JD looked very handsome in one of the views back there. Howard had some email about that. JD said he got some from men and women and it was very odd. Howard said maybe she should sit back there with JD. Robin said he does have two sides to his face and maybe that's the best.
Howard read more email about Sal and how great that segment was last week. Howard said he has a million of them. He read some about JD and how he's good looking in that video they put up. Howard said Memet wishes he looked as good as JD. He said Memet put some picture of his new girlfriend and it looked like he had a professional photographer take it. He said he must be setting up photo shoots for them. Robin asked what they should do if she's not the hottest girl there at the party. Howard said he heard Memet is saying that he didn't set up that shot. Memet said they just asked some stranger to take it. He said she just looks like that in every picture. Howard said they look posed. Memet said they asked a passing stranger to take it.
Howard asked if they have picked an outfit yet. Memet said they're picking it this week. Howard asked how it's going to look. Memet said it'll look great. Howard said someone has been schooled.
Howard asked the caller what else she had. She said happy holidays and she loves Shuli. Howard said she lost her wind there.
Howard said they're going to start the Christmas show after the break. He said tomorrow they have High Pitch Erik coming in to take his lie detector test to find out if he's gay. Howard said they'll have him in with some guys to fuck around with if he wants it. Howard went to break a short time later.
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Howard said the competition is Medicated Pete and his family. He said they have Asian Pete as his family. Howard said they have Medicated Pete and his mom too. Howard said that's Christine. Howard said he has never met her before. He said that Pete was a long time intern and this is his mom. He said it has to be tough to have Pete living with her. She said she doesn't think he'll ever leave home. Pete is 43.
Howard asked Christine if she hoped that her son would find someone and move on. She said she had hopes for that. Howard asked if she was aware of his date with Kendra. She said she did hear about that and she did not approve. She said she seems like a very nice lady though. Howard asked if Pete is the only one of her kids who is like this. Christine said he is. Howard said she has other children but Pete is one of a kind. Howard asked what happened early on with him. Christine said that he's been like this since he was born. Howard asked what he saw when he was a baby.
Howard asked about Pete having a very large penis and if she knew that. Christine said she did kind of. Howard said he knows moms look over their baby and they look to make sure everything is there. He asked if she was shocked. Christine said it looked normal to her. Howard asked Pete when it got big. Tan Mom was cutting him off. Howard said he has to find out this information. Howard said Pete is medicated. He asked when he got medicated. Christine said he's not on it. Pete said he was but they stopped all of that. He said it was causing hallucinations of trees running after him.
Howard asked if kids made fun of him. Christine said they did. Howard said that's a shame. Howard asked her to talk to him about Pete bathing 4 times a day. Christine said he does that. Howard said he must get dry skin from that and get itchy. Pete said he does use some stuff to help with that. Howard said it sounds like a good life being able to do that. Howard said Pete lives like a retired guy. Christine said he stays busy but he does live like he's retired. Howard said the showers take 45 minutes. He said that's because he masturbates in there. Howard asked if Christine knew that. She said she did not. Howard said she needs to know.
Howard asked Christine what she sees with his OCD. She said he washes his hands all the time. She said he'll leave the house and then he comes back in and goes out a bunch of time. Howard said he's very worried about his health. Howard said one time he cut himself shaving and thought he was going to die. Christine said that she rushed home when he called saying that he was bleeding all over and it was squirting out. She said that he had one drop of blood on a tissue. She said that there was more shaving cream on the floor than blood.
Howard said he also thinks that he's having a heart attack. Pete said he gets chest pains. Howard asked Asian Pete what he thinks about this. He asked if he's living a tortured life. Pete said he doesn't think so. Howard said Asian Pete has a girlfriend. He asked how old she is. Pete said she's 30.
Howard asked if he's having intercourse. Pete said he has to make some money first. Robin asked if she's a girlfriend or a prostitute. Pete laughed. He said he has to buy a house first before he does anything. Robin said look at Pete being all thought out. Howard said he wants to wait to have sex. Pete said something Howard didn't understand so he moved on.
Howard asked how Asian Pete has a girlfriend and Medicated Pete doesn't. Pete said he's not sure why that is. Howard asked if he thought this was the best idea to have Asian Pete in there. Medicated Pete said he didn't think about it.
Howard said that Asian Pete has lost his virginity since he was on the show the first time. He said he's on the verge of having sex again with his girlfriend. Howard asked if she has a job. Pete said she does. He said she doesn't come over to his house every day. Howard asked if she's his best friend. Asian Pete said she is.
Howard asked Medicated Pete if he has met this girl. Pete said he hasn't seen her but then he laughed like he was joking. Howard asked if Pete talks to Christine about girls. Christine said he has. Pete said he'd like to pick up that whole dating thing again.
Howard said that Pete's dad passed away. He asked if that was upsetting to him. Pete said he is still bummed out about it. He said that his mom is too. Howard said it's rare that people get divorced and get back together. Christine said they were just separated. They were about to get back together when he passed away. Howard said he didn't mean to bring everyone down. Howard asked Pete how he's doing and asked what's up with him to get him into repeating all of that.
Howard asked Christine if she gets that from him too. She said she does. Howard said she must be worn out from that. Christine was nodding her head.
Howard asked Asian Pete to tell him how he picks up girls. Pete had some lines for Howard who was playing the girl. Pete just said his name is Pete and he wants to go out. He offered her a drink. Howard asked what the fuck is wrong with him as the girl. He
Howard moved on to the Tan Mom family and congratulated Adam Barta and Tan Mom on their song. He said they have over half a million views already. Adam said they had celebrities reach out to them about the song. He said that it's crazy and it blows his mind. Howard asked if Tan Mom has seen dime one from this yet. She said not yet. Adam said they do have and offer for her from some company that reached out to her.
Howard asked Tan Mom about getting upset about the whole video shoot. Tan Mom said she did but then she realized that Adam is the one who sings the song so she wasn't so upset. Howard said he's looking at her husband Richard now. He said he looks at her so lovingly. He said he has to hand it to him. He said he thinks he's madly in love with her. Richard said he is mad to be in love with her. Howard said Tan Mom just got upset. Tan Mom said that he just made a comment about a wallet. Richard said he did not. Howard said that she does have a metal plate in her head.
Howard said he sees Richard driving her around and helping with the kids and all of that. Richard said two of the kids are his and 3 aren't. Howard asked how long they've been married. Richard said 13 years. Howard asked where they met. Richard said he met her at work. Tan Mom said that she was dating someone else. She said he looked like Bruce Willis. Tan Mom told him to get to the point. Howard said she loves to show off her assets and you can see side nippage and beef curtain too. Howard said she knows how to dress sexy. Tan Mom said she got up at 12:30 this morning for this. Howard said he's talking about her date with Richard. She said she didn't get dressed up for that. She said they worked in the same business.
Howard asked if it was love at first sight. Tan Mom said that he was her best friend and he lied to her. She said he lies and if he wanted to salvage something he wouldn't lie. She said that he's a liar. She started crying. Fred played some sad music. Howard told her to yell at Fred. He said he already did that earlier.
Tan Mom said he makes chicken soup and he gambles. Richard said he does not. Tan Mom told him to give him his wallet. Richard said he does not cheat on her like she claims. She said she has not had anyone in a year. She said she doesn't want to be with him. Howard asked why not. He said he's a nice looking guy and seems like a nice guy. Tan Mom said it's not about looks for her. Richard said it hasn't been a year either. He said it hasn't been a year. Tan Mom said it's been a year. She said he's a liar. Richard said it's been maybe a month. Tan Mom said that she doesn't want to be with him anyway.
Tan Mom said it's been over a year. She asked Adam to say something. Adam said she calls him a lot and they have some irreconcilable differences. He said he took a test like a year ago. Howard said he wants to clear this up. Howard asked how the sex was. Tan Mom said it sucked and it was like 3 and a half seconds. She said she was dry as a button. She said she wasn't even able to open it. She said he had money back then. She said that he lied to her too. She said he lied and then he ran out of money. Howard asked what he lied about. Tan Mom was going on and on but off microphone. She said he doesn't take this whole thing seriously. Howard said he sees him picking up the kids and things. Tan Mom said that he's not standing by her. Richard said they put her in jail. He said he had to get her out. He said he did stick by her. Tan Mom said she didn't do anything wrong.
Howard said this is supposed to be a feud between families, not between the family. Adam said that he thinks that Richard's mom dying was something that tore them apart. Richard said he lost both of his parents in the last year. He said that's one thing to consider. He said he doesn't want a divorce but she does. Howard asked if he has been with any other women. Richard said not at all. Tan Mom said he's lying about that. Howard asked how they can prove that. Tan Mom said they can't.
Howard asked if this goes on in front of the kids. He said maybe they should try marriage therapy. Howard asked if he will go with her to Florida if she moves. Richard said no. He said he's working up there. Tan Mom said that doesn't mean that she doesn't love him. She said she's not in love with him. She said they hang out and do things and it's normal. She said that then they go into this insane world that they live in. She said you want a partner next to you. She said he's different when they walk out that door. Howard said they need a marriage therapist first of all.
Howard asked Richard if he was upset about Sal being into her. Richard said he was fine with that.
Howard said Medicated Pete is making snorting noises over there like crazy. He said he thinks Pete would be faithful to his wife.
Howard said it's too bad they don't get along. Asian Pete said he believes Richard. Howard said this kid knows. He said he's holding out for sex. Howard asked Medicated Pete who he believes. Pete said you have to hear both sides of the story. Howard said they did. Pete said they have to hear more to know what's going on.
Howard asked if Christine has any advice. Christine said they should try to work it out. Howard said she's right. Howard said this is some feud they're having. He said they event' even started the game yet. Howard asked if Tan Mom knows how to play the game. She said she does.
Howard asked Adam about the song and what's going on with that. Adam said they're going back into the studio on the 28th to do a song called ''Money Makah.'' Howard asked Tan Mom if she knows what the song will be. Tan Mom said they haven't said they're going to collaborate yet. Howard asked how they're going to make money. Tan Mom said people are buying them out. Adam said Area 1 wants her to be the face of the company. He said they have a show they'll be doing on Long Island too.
Howard said Tan Mom thought that she was looking at a recut of the video but it was the original. Howard asked why she thought it was a new version. Tan Mom said that she was on the other line and she clicked over and there was Adam again. She said she didn't notice.
Howard asked who the owner of the song is. Adam said it's him, Tan Mom and the record company who own it equally. Howard said that he thinks Richard should be featured in the next one. Tan Mom said ''Oh. My. God.'' Howard said he knows her struggles. Tan Mom said Medicated Pete would be in it before her husband.
Howard asked Medicated Pete if he has anything going on with a job or anything. Pete said he wants to find a manager. He said he was talking to Adam about doing a song. Adam said he is interested in doing a song. Howard asked if he's interested in that. Adam said he is. He said they're going to talk about it after the show.
Howard asked what's going on with Tan Mom's house. Tan Mom said that she gets to keep her house. She said that she said goodbye to the house and that was half Richard's fault. Howard asked how it's his fault. Richard said most of it is his fault. Howard said he's sorry to hear about the house. Tan Mom said she's going to West Palm on Wednesday. She said she'll be back and forth. She said she has work.
Howard said he heard Medicated Pete is getting his own video game. Pete said it's the Pete and Beet game. He said he's not familiar with what it will be yet. He said they're working on it.
Howard asked Asian Pete if he's working on anything. Pete said no. Howard asked if he would want to do a song. Pete said he doesn't think so.
Howard said it's time to play the game. He said that Tan Mom is still upset. She said that Richard is a liar and he's cheating on her. Richard said she has no proof of that at all. Tan Mom claims there's lipstick and eyeglasses to prove it. Howard said if they want to repair this marriage they can go in the bathroom and have sex. Tan Mom wasn't interested. Richard wasn't either. Howard said he's going to explain the game after a break.
Howard said they have Richard's mistress on the phone. Howard picked up and it was Shuli doing his Tan Mom impression. She said that Richard is her's.
Howard moved on and explained the rules about how this game works. Howard said they have buzzers that sound different. He played them and said Jon Hein is judging back there. Howard said the first face off is Tan Mom vs. Christine. Howard said it's great to have Christine there. He said they've known Pete for a long time now. Howard said he'd love to see her win $1000. Howard asked if Tan Mom is ready. She said she is. Howard said they surveyed 100 people on this question. He said name something a person could do to land on the naughty list. Tan Mom hit her buzzer first. She said ''Suck a dick.'' Howard asked to show suck a dick and she got a buzzer. Howard asked Christine what she would say. She said steal something. That was the number 2 answer. They decided to play.
Howard asked Asian Pete how he answers this one to land on the naughty list. Asian Pete said something unintelligible. Howard said this is going to be a long morning. Asian Pete said buy the wrong gift. That was not on the list. Howard moved on to Medicated Pete who said cheating on a test. Howard said show him cheating and that was number 3 on the list. Howard went back to Christine (Howard called her Medicated Mom) who answered plagiarizing. She got a buzzer on that one. Howard said they have 2 wrong. Howard said Asian Pete is back up. He asked what he has. Asian Pete had to think about that one for a while. Howard said don't say ''suck a dick.'' Howard told him to hurry because he has to get out of there at some point. Asian Pete didn't have an answer. Howard said now Tan Mom's family can steal. They gave the answer ''lie'' which was number 1. Howard said they stole it away from the other family. Howard said they just got 72 points. Tan Mom high fived her husband. Howard asked if they are working things out. Tan Mom said not at all. Howard said the other answer was disrespect your parents and murder.
Howard said they have Richard and Medicated Pete up next. Howard said the question they asked 100 people was ''Name something you do in the snow.'' Medicated Pete hit the buzzer and said ''build a snow man.'' That was number 2 on the top 5. Richard gave the answer ''sled'' or sleigh. That was number 5. Howard said Pete can take it or let them have it. Pete said they'll take it. Howard said even after the last fiasco.
Howard said they have 3 answers left. Howard asked what Christine says. She said snowball fight and got the number 1 answer. Howard asked Asian Pete what he says. Pete said shoveling. He said they got that at number 4. Howard said they have 68 points. Howard asked Medicated Pete what he says. Medicated Pete said drinking hot chocolate. He got buzzed. Christine said ski and got buzzed again. Howard said Asian Pete has to be the hero here. He asked Asian Pete what he says. Pete didn't have an answer right away. He said making a snow angel. He got it and won for the Medicated Pete team.
Howard said they have 88 points on the board. Robin asked how he came up with that. Howard said that was awesome. He said Pete is a fucking genius. Asian Pete said he just had to think. Howard said he just saw a Christmas miracle. He said he thought having Asian Pete on the team wasn't going to work. He said he has to apologize for that.
Howard said now they have the next round coming up. He said it's Adam Barta vs. Asian Pete. Howard said they surveyed 100 people to name one thing you should never ever do at the Office Christmas Party. Adam buzzed in and said get drunk. He got the number 1 answer. Adam said they will play it.
Howard went to Tan Mom who said don't cheat. Howard laughed at that one. She got it though. It was number 2 on the top 5 answers. Richard was up next with don't tell off the boss. They gave it to him with ''don't fight with the boss.'' Howard said Adam is up again. He said talk religion or politics. He got buzzed. Tan Mom was up next and said exchange numbers. She got buzzed. She said she was thinking back to sex. Richard said every answer is about sex. Howard asked Richard what he has. Richard said ''eat like a pig.'' He got the buzzer. Howard said now the Medicated Pete family can steal it. He said they have to have an answer. Howard asked them what they have. Medicated Pete said talk about work. He got buzzed.
Howard said he's not sure what happens. Robin said Tan Mom's family wins that one. Howard asked what the number 4 answer is. It was ''Flash your coworker's and take off your clothes.''
Howard said this was exciting. He said Tan Mom's family won. Tan Mom said that was fun. She said she feels closer to her husband now. Howard said this was the best therapy. Tan Mom said it's always fun to play games together. Howard said it is.
It turns out the other family gets $500 while the winners got $1000. Howard asked Asian Pete if he has anything to plug. Asian Pete said no. Howard said he was the hero today. He said he kept them in the game.
Howard asked Medicated Pete if he has anything got plug. He said he's @ImMedicatedPete on Twitter. Howard said goodbye to Christine. Tan Mom wished everyone happy holidays. Richard said thanks for the therapy. He said he had a great time. Howard let Adam get in a plug for Tan Mom who is doing a show in February. Howard wrapped up with everyone and tried saying goodbye to Medicated Pete who wasn't able to end it. They played their Wack Pack Feud song as they ended the segment. They went to break after that.
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Howard said Medicated Pete had a penis injury and he didn't mention it while his mom was there. He said Shuli has some tape of that. Medicated Pete was still there so he came back in. Howard asked how it was being in there with his mom. Medicated Pete said she was fine with it. He said she listens every day. He said she's just shy.
Howard said he injured his penis somehow. Howard asked what's going on there. Medicated Pete said he's very self conscious about his penis. He said it's large and delicate. Howard laughed. Medicated Pete said he wants to use it so he doesn't want to injure it.
Shuli came in and said Pete and this woman talk on social media. He said Pete texted her that he had ''banged his pee-pee.'' Pete said he was joking about that name. Howard asked what Pete did. Pete said he was naked in the bathroom and he was jerking off. He said he was hard. He said he jerks off 4 or 5 times a day. Howard asked when he starts. Pete said it starts in the morning. Shuli said each session is like 45 minutes. Howard asked if he jerked off today. Pete said not yet. He said coming up there they had to leave early. He said he didn't have time for it.
Shuli said he's seen him wash his hands and that's like a 15 minute process. Howard asked if it hurts from rubbing it so much. Pete said he uses soap to lube it up. Howard said his dick must be raw. Pete said it can get raw.
Howard said he must be chafed down there like crazy. Pete said a little bit. Howard said he should use lotion instead. He said use Jergins or something. Shuli said the same soap is the one that the family uses. Pete said they have a couple of bars in there. Howard said his poor mother washes her face with that soap. Pete said nah. Howard said he has to get her in there to tell her that she's doing that.
Howard said he's going to buy his mom some body wash for Christmas. Howard said his mom is very attractive. Howard asked Christine if he heard about this. Pete said she understands. Howard said tell her what he just said. Pete said he uses the soap to pleasure himself. Howard said he uses that soap to get aroused. Christine said okay. Howard said he's just telling her not to use the soap and get her own bar. She said they'll have to chat after. Howard said at least tell his mom that she can have her own bar of soap. Christine said she doesn't use that soap.
Howard asked if Christine has ever slipped in his jizz. She said okay. Howard said he'll let her out of this. He said Pete is on the naughty list. He said he's so sorry. He asked if Christine is glad he told her. She said she is.
Howard said that he must feel guilty about that. He said he's rubbing his balls on the soap. Pete said that it's something you have to do. Howard said he could get his mom pregnant. Pete said that wouldn't happen.
Howard said he was jerking off in the bathroom and then what. Pete said he was going into the shower and he was hard. He said he was thinking about women and being with them. Shuli said he warms up for 10 minutes before getting into the shower. Howard asked if he sticks a finger up his ass. Pete said sometimes he might. Howard said he strokes his cock with the other one. Pete said he will. He said for the most part he doesn't do the ass thing. He said that's a specialty thing.
Howard asked if he soaps his finger with the soap. Pete said no. He said he's not sure which bar she uses. Howard said he must soap up his finger. Pete said he does. He said he has a tight ass so he can't get much finger up there.
Howard asked Pete if he thinks about women he's met or famous women. Pete said he thinks about women he's met. He said he thinks about no one in particular. He said he thinks about one girl in a wheelchair he dated. Howard asked if he thinks about her in the chair or out. Pete said it's sexy in the chair. Howard asked why they didn't like him. Pete said it was crazy to him. He said the girl had an issue. He said that if she had an issue then they should have no issue with him. He said he's not sure what made it more of an issue than what she has. Shuli said they banged a lot too. He said they would meet at hotels. Pete said the sex was awesome. He said she had feeling down there. Pete said she had Cerebral Palsy. Howard said oh wow. Pete said the sex was beautiful. Robin said she's not it was beautiful. Pete said he hasn't been able to talk to her in 5 years.
Howard wondered why the parents didn't like Pete. He said Pete is a good guy. Pete said he's not sure what the whole problem was. Robin asked if he was there all the time. Pete said he wasn't. He said they were in Pennsylvania. He said he wasn't able to be there all the time.
Pete said he's very frustrated. He said he has to get laid. Howard asked if he would care if the woman was obese. Pete said not overly obese. Howard asked if he would date someone without a head. Pete said he's not sure about that. Howard asked about a girl with a face transplant. Pete said no to that too. Howard said he's with him. He said it's a hot face but it's crooked. Pete said possibly.
Shuli asked about a girl who has facial hair. Pete said he could not do that. Howard said how about a girl who just died 10 minutes ago. Pete said no. Howard said that's a good answer. Howard asked about a woman who used to be a guy. Howard said she has a man made vagina. He said there's a transgender on Supergirl. Pete said that he could possibly be with one. Howard said how about a transvestite. Pete said he saw one this weekend. He said he thought it was a woman. He said he looked pretty good. Howard asked if he would bang Caitlyn Jenner. Pete said possibly. He said make a phone call. Fred was laughing and said this is killing him. He asked who the man is in that relationship. Howard said Pete would be.
Howard said in all seriousness lets say that he sees this woman who is really hot, like Heidi Klum, but then it turns out she has a dick. Pete said he doesn't know about that. He said he's definitely not going to blow him. He said she'd have to blow him. Howard asked if he would jerk her off while he fucks her. Pete said he doesn't know. Pete said he might eat her ass. Howard said it's funny that he'd do that but he has to wash his hands for 15 minutes.
Howard asked Pete about his penis injury. Pete said he was walking toward the sink and he's hard. He said the thing is huge. Howard asked how big it is. Pete said he's like 8 or 8 and a half. Shuli said it might be bigger than that. He said he showed it to him and he got angry. He said he was like ''Fuck that shit.'' He said he loves showing it off. Pete said he would strip down now if he could but his mom is out there. Howard said she may have left. Howard asked if he wants to show it to Robin. Robin said she's seen it. Fred asked to see it. Pete said no but Fred said he's talking about it like a mythical thing. Howard had him do his thing. Pete went over to Fred and showed him his penis. He was hoping his mother wasn't watching. Howard said she's not watching.
Shuli told him to just whip it out. Pete took it out and Fred said it's a little shy today. He said it's been spoken about so much and it's not that big. He said it's just okay sized. Howard said his dad is pretty big too. He said he's 95 now. Howard told Fred that was his Christmas bonus. Fred said it was okay flaccid but he doesn't want to see it at full staff. Shuli said that wasn't as big as he's seen it. Howard said that's because when he's home alone with him he's erect.
JD said he saw him get hard at some even they were at and he was pretty big. Robin said he knows how to chub up so he should do that. Howard said maybe if Shuli talks to him as Tan Mom. Shuli did that and tried talking sexy to him. Pete said it's not working.
Howard asked Pete how he got injured. Pete said he was on his way to the sink and it's hard. He said he was washing his hands and his dick was getting in the way and it banged into the sink. He said it indented and he got all worried that he had injured it. Howard asked if it wasn't that bad like his shaving incident. Pete said it was. He said he thought it was injured. Howard asked if he called his mom. Pete said he didn't. Shuli said he texted some chick.
Gary said both Richard and Benjy have offered to come in and tickle his cock to get him hard Howard said that's not right.
Howard said he has a woman on the phone who is into his cock. He took the call from Chris Wilding again who was doing the voice of a woman for Pete. ''She'' was telling Pete what she was wearing and how she looks like Emily Ratajkowski. Howard asked if Pete is into Kelly. Kelly asked Pete to take his cock out and rub it on the microphone. Howard said he's had enough of that. He said that was a dude by the way.
Pete said he gets all of this hypersensitivity from that. He said that's what he's got. Shuli said that's all he's got. Pete said that's why he doesn't want to fuck it up. Howard said the CP chick must have loved it. He said maybe that's why her parents didn't want him around.
Howard said please don't use his mom's soap. Pete said he wont. Howard said she can't be watching out there. Gary said she actually is. Howard asked if Pete has any girls on the horizon. Pete said no. Shuli said he's hoping for a dating game on the show. Pete said they did it once. He said he didn't go out with the girl. Howard said he has to get him laid. Pete said it's been like 4-5 years since the CP girl. Howard said he dated a hot blonde. Pete said that was at the start of the whole thing. He said that was when he started there. Pete said he's thinking after all this time that she was just in there for the 15 minutes. Howard said he was on the show every day back then. Howard said she was real normal. Pete said she was a school teacher. Howard said he was at the height of his fame and powers. Howard said he should give him another shot of being on the air every day and that will get him laid. Howard asked if he'd fuck Tan Mom. Pete said sure, why not.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked to please have Benjy in there to hold his penis. He said he has to see that. Howard asked if Pete would allow that. Pete said he doesn't think so. He said he loves showing it off though. Robin asked where he shows it off. Howard said at the library. Pete said he goes to a gym and he loves showing it off.
Howard asked if Medicated Pete wants to show it off to Richard. Pete said he's not sure. Richard came right in. He said that he'll sword fight with him right now. Howard said he's not sure they want that. Richard showed off his cock but Howard told him to put that thing away. Richard asked to see Pete's cock. Howard told him to save that for Cocktober.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he guarantees that Pete is getting his dick sucked at the gym. Pete said he's not. He said he wants a girl. The caller said he's not saying that he's gay but he likes going into the sauna. Pete said he just likes showing off his cock. Howard said maybe he should go to a nudist colony. Pete said he likes showing off his dick to guys and girls. He said the gym is in Red Bank where he lives. He said he walks around in there every day for 15-20 minutes. Robin asked if they have naked swimming in the pool. Pete said he wishes they did.
Howard asked if Pete ever goes to a nudist beach. Pete said he has thought about it. He said he was going to go this past summer. Howard said you can't pop a rod though. He said that's a no-no. Pete said it's a state park and the rangers will kick him out. Howard said you have to act like you're not looking at anyone.
Howard asked Pete if he can control it. Pete said he's not sure. Howard said he has to jerk off before going. Shuli said his day would be over because it takes so long.
Pete was trying to come up with the name of a girl he jerks off to. He was thinking of Rachel McAdams but he wasn't able to come up with the name. Howard had to figure it out.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn and asked if Pete would bang her. Pete said why not. Mariann said Pete is one of the nicest guys out there. She said that she wanted him to do something with his plight in schools. She said look how far he's come. She said there has to be someone out there who will give him a break. Mariann said Howard has 238 more shows left. She screamed that so Howard hung up on her.
Pete said he has to get an EKG once a month. He said he's a hypochondriac. Howard said he has had enough of this. He said they found out Pete is in love with his bar of soap. He asked what brand it is. Pete said he loves Dove soap. Howard asked if he aims his cum in the drain. Pete said he does. Howard said that way his mom doesn't slip on it.
Howard asked if that's it. Pete said he's looking for sex. Howard said okay. He said this was a complete waste of time. He played a Medicated Pete song parody.
Howard took a call from Ralph Cirella who asked if he runs around the gym naked an no one makes a move on him. Pete said they actually do. He said that he's not into guys though. He said he has a towel and he moves it around. He said he's constantly moving it around. He said he just likes showing it off. Howard said he opens and closes it. Pete said he likes giving a show. Howard asked if he gets hard. Pete said he does. He said he likes showing it off. Howard asked if it feels good. Pete said he likes showing it off. Pete said yeah, right. Ralph asked if he ever lets a guy touch it at all. Pete said no. He said guys tell him they like it. Shuli said that guys never say anything to him but he thinks they like it. Pete said he can just tell. Shuli asked if anyone has said anything to him about his penis. Pete said they tell him it's nice.
Howard asked Ralph what's going on here. Ralph said he thinks he likes showing it off and he thinks he messes around and he thinks it's not gay because he's not finishing. Pete said he loves the compliments. He said he's flattered about it. Ralph said he can just admit it if there are guys touching it. Pete said they're not and he's just showing it off. Howard said he could do this all day. Pete asked why hold it back if you have something going. Ralph said think about the big thrill they'd get by touching it.
Shuli asked if he had the choice of showing it off in a girls or boys locker room which would it be. Pete said it would be the girls. Shuli said he was just making sure.
Ralph asked if there are other guys showing off in there too. Pete said he thinks so. He said he can tell. Howard asked what makes his penis so nice. Pete said it's overall presentation. He said that's what he's been told. Howard said he has to get to news.
Howard asked if he manscapes. Pete said he does. He said he has some hair down there. Shuli asked if he uses a razor down there. Pete said he does. Shuli said that's crazy with the ticks he has. Howard said go down to Jersey to see his cock if you want. Pete said that Ralph can come check it out. Ralph said he wishes he could go in there and see what actually happens.
Howard asked if Pete would date a guy who looked like a girl. Pete said he probably would. Ralph asked if he would let a really pretty guy touch him at the gym. Pete said it depends. Howard said the more this goes on the gayer it gets. Howard asked Pete who he thinks is a pretty man. Pete said he likes John Stamos. He said he's the kind of guy you'd like to hang out with. Howard said he's the kind of guy you want to hang out with and show your cock to. Howard said he'd get Stamos in there to touch his cock but he's a dad now so he can't.
Howard asked Benjy why he wanted to come in there and touch his cock. Benjy said it is impressive. He said he was thinking that it was a nice cock when Fred was checking it out. He said he's impressed by it. He said he thought it would be funny to touch it. He didn't want to do it alone though. He said if Pete pulls his pants down he'll blow on it to see if he can get it hard. Howard said he's a genius.
Howard asked Pete if he's interested in that. Gary said he wants to see this so bad. Howard said Richard said he would help. Howard asked what the contest is. Benjy said they'll blow on his cock to see if they can get it hard. Howard asked if Richard is going to help. He said maybe he can go first and then Richard can go. Robin said Pete is sweating. She said his shirt is completely wet.
Pete asked if he looks out of shape. Howard said not at all. He said he doesn't look fat. Benjy said he looks like he works out. Pete said that's another one of his things. Howard said he has to get to news at some point so hurry up.
Howard had Benjy and Richard do this thing. They went over to Pete and Benjy told him to think about something sexy. Then he blew on his cock. Ralph was cracking up. Howard and Robin were laughing too. Benjy started blowing faster and harder. Pete said the air feels good. Richard got down there and did his thing. Howard said Pete's mom is out in the lobby waiting for him. They were blowing like crazy like they were blowing up a balloon. Howard said they've started a fire. Richard said his pubes are blowing off. Benjy said it's getting bigger. Richard said it is. Howard said he's had enough of this. He said this it he weirdest thing he's ever seen. He said what a show.
Howard said Benjy is going to pass out. Benjy said he's fine. He said the middle got bigger than the head. He said look at his pants now. Pete said that was interesting. Howard said Fred just came. Gary said the best part was Benjy trying to get up after that. He said he was light headed.
Howard thanked Pete for sharing his story. Benjy said Pete could get laid. He said just tell every woman that you're Medicated Pete and you'd like to have sex with them. Howard said he'll get arrested for that. Howard cut them off and took a call from a guy who said this is the gayest this show has ever been. Howard said he's not sure how they got to this point. He said now they know Pete is gay and Ralph is gay. Howard said they did a great segment his morning and then Benjy is blowing on someone's cock. He said this wasn't what he wanted to do.
Howard asked Pete if he wanted to do a song on his way out. Fred had started playing ''Purple Rain'' so Pete sang that. Pete sang and Fred played a woman gagging on a cock sound clip. Howard said he has to get to commercials. Howard tried saying goodbye. Pete kept saying goodbye.
Howard said that was something. He did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
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Howard said he's in the middle of watching the Herve Villechaize movie with Peter Dinklage. Howard said he sounds exactly like Herve. Robin said it was like Herve was there. Howard said he's liking this movie. He said it's wild learning about his life. He said it's called ''My Dinner With Herve.'' He said that guy should win an Emmy for that.
Howard said it's time for news. Fred played her into it with a song parody. Robin started off with a story about a dog that was still sitting at the site of a home that burned down in California. Howard said he saw that on social media. He said that stuff gets him. Robin said the owner had two dogs and they weren't able to get them out safely. Robin said one was found at a shelter. Robin said the other one was sitting in the rubble of the home. Howard said that was touching. Robin said the dog had food and water nearby. Howard said the thing that got to him was the service dog sitting in front of Bush's casket. Robin said that was posed. Howard said she just ruined it for him.
Robin read a story about some dog food that's been recalled for having too much vitamin D in it. She read some of the foods that are recalled.
Robin read about Kevin Hart backing out of hosting the Oscars. Robin had some details about that. She had some audio of one of his old bits about his worries about his son growing up and being gay. Howard said he already made his comments on this story earlier this morning. Robin said Kevin took himself out of the hosting role. Robin said they asked him to apologize for what he said and he said he's not going to do that. Robin had audio of Kevin explaining why he's not going to apologize about tweets from 2009 or 2010. Robin had some audio of Snoop Dogg telling Kevin to tell the Academy to go suck a dick. He said fuck the Grammys too. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard took a call from High Pitch Erik who said he's thinking about having Donnie, John and why not Wayne Brady in. Howard said he already explained to him what's going on. He said none of them will be in there. He said they're going to give him a lie detector test tomorrow. Erik said he's not gay. He said he went to Vegas for Thanksgiving. His phone cut out so Howard said they're just going to talk to him about it tomorrow.
Robin read a story about a new Heisman trophy winner named Kyler Murray. Robin said that he won that in the last few days and they looked up his history and found some homophobic tweets. Robin said Kyler has apologized for those tweets. Robin said they were made when he was 14-15 years old. Howard said maybe they should get rid of Twitter. Robin said how about just keeping your mouth shut. Howard said that's good advice.
Howard said a lot of people wrote in about women who like being choked. Howard said some people wrote in saying they haven't been with a woman who didn't like being choked. Howard said another guy said he puts everything into what he does so if a woman asked him to choke her he'd be on America's Most Wanted. Gary said Benjy said he has been told he did it too hard after a woman told him to choke her harder. Gary said Brent said there's a way to do it that won't go too far. Howard said he'd advise the guys not to choke anyone.
Howard said he read that Tan Mom and Richard argued on their whole walk down to their car. He said that's too bad. Robin said they seemed to be working things out up there. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Kid Rock being inspired by Tyler Perry and he's tweeted about going to Walmart and paying for people's lay away lists. Robin said that Kid Rock decided to do that and called a store in Nashville and did that sending over a check for $81,000. Howard said ''wow'' when he heard that. He said what a nice guy. Robin said they're both nice guys. Robin said Kid Rock read about how what Tyler had done and did the same.
Howard took a call from a woman who said that she needs to thank him for doing the show while she was in Puerto Rico during Hurricane Maria. She said he always brought a smile to her face. Howard said that's what's great about satellite radio. The woman thanked him for that. Howard asked what she does. She said she's a doctor. Howard spent a minute talking to her before letting her go.
Robin asked what the best Prince song is. Howard said he loves Bat Dance but he'll go with Purple Rain. Robin said she thinks he's wrong. She said she watched a Prince concert and she thinks it's ''Sign of the Times.'' Howard said she's wrong. Robin said no, she's right. She had Howard play some of it. Howard said it's a good song but not his best. Howard said this is better and played the Bat Dance song. Howard said this is better than that. Robin asked if Fred has ''Sign of the Times'' there. Fred did and he played more of it. Robin said it's much better than Bat Dance. Howard said okay. Howard told Fred to get over there and blow on his penis. He wondered why Benjy thought that would work.
Robin read a story about a big snow storm in the south east. Robin said many flights have been canceled down there in the Carolinas, Tennessee and Virginia. Howard asked how much snow they got down there. Robin said they got more than they usually get in an entire season. Robin said there are hundreds of thousands of people without power and tons of crashes on the roads.
Robin read a story about how there's some stuff going on with the U.S. and China after a guy was arrested for espionage. Robin said that this could affect the trade ware going on. Robin said they say in USA Today that the deadliest export from China is Fentanyl which is a big problem around the country. Robin said she's been wondering why we're looking for something to make us oblivious to our lives in this country. Howard said it's because we like to show off our penises. That led to Fred playing Robin singing ''Cocaine.''
Robin read a story about radio stations around the country banning the song ''Baby, It's Cold Outside.'' Howard said they talked about that. Robin said that was just one station and now it's many stations. Robin said the daughter of Dean Martin is saying this controversy is insane. Robin had some audio of her talking about the song. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about the President having an interesting weekend. Robin said a memo came out about the Mueller investigation. Robin said Trump also announced that General Kelly is stepping down as his Chief of Staff. Robin said that he thought that he was going to get Nick Ayers but he's out over arguments about how long his tenure would be.
Robin read a story about the protests going on in France over a fuel tax. Robin said the President backed away from that tax increase but the protests are still going on. Robin had some audio from the protests.
Robin said all of this trade war talk has the stock market going up and down. Robin said they say there is no sign of a recession here in the U.S. Robin had some audio of someone talking about that. The person had a French accent so Fred did his French guy impression.
Robin read a story about Christmas decoration safety. Robin had some audio of someone giving tips on that. Howard asked what kind of story that is. He asked who would do those things she advised against doing.
Robin read a story about a child who was ripped out of the arms of a woman in Brooklyn by cops. Robin said they were called to a social services office and they were trying to take the child from the woman by ripping it from her arms. Robin said now everyone is complaining about the police action. Robin wondered what you're supposed to do. Howard said it's the worst job in the world having to deal with that shit.
Robin read a story about a teacher who cut the hair of her students in her class. Robin said she has been removed from teaching.
Robin read a story about Kirk Douglas turning 102 years old. Howard said that's something. He said good for him. Robin said they have gotten together to celebrate his old age. Robin wondered if he's enjoying it. Howard said it's better than nothing. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:15am.
They started the show with a special Christmas version of ''Great American Nightmare.'' Howard started the show talking about how he loves the Christmas music. He let the song play for a little bit. He said Rob Zombie originally wrote that as a Christmas song.
Howard said he has a big announcement to make. He said they're going to have High Pitch Erik find out if he's gay today. He said they'll have a lie detector test. He said they'll also have an extra special show tomorrow. He said they're going to have their biggest Christmas gift yet. He said their own Robin Quivers will world premiere her new song where she has a duet with a superstar. He said you will be shocked by who she's in the song with. He said she's being taken seriously now. He said that will happen tomorrow. He said he's going to keep that a bit of a secret. Robin said she's retiring after this and she won't be singing anymore. Howard said she will sing again. Robin said this is her swan song. She said she's not enjoying it. She said she was loving it but her producers and her aren't getting along anymore. She said there was no fight but they have a vision that's not her's so they're having creative differences.
Howard said this doesn't sound like the evolved Robin. Robin said she may have to find some new producers. Robin said this is the new Robin. She said she doesn't enjoy the process. She said she was blaming it on her personal irritation that day but she also thinks that this isn't what she signed on for. Howard said he didn't know she had a philosophy about that. Robin said of course she did.
Howard said this is a diva moment for her. Robin said this isn't her first. Howard said he's shocked. He said this sounds like he has to unravel this and find out what was going on. Robin said that person had nothing to do with it. Howard said wow. He said she's retiring over that experience. He said he wants to hear more about it but he'll wait until tomorrow. Howard said the international superstar may have found the same thing.
Howard said they're going to find out if High Pitch Erik is gay today. He said the only confusion seems to be coming from Erik. Howard said that he spoke to Robin's producer and he thought things went great. Robin said that's a problem. She said here was no time to say anything. Fred asked if it was the material. Howard said according to the producer Robin was laughing the whole time. Robin said she was laughing because it was so ridiculous. Howard asked Robin if she's unraveling like Sinead O'Connor. Robin said when she rips up a picture of the Pope you can say that.
Howard asked if it was the choice of song. Robin said no. She said when she goes into the studio it's usually her idea. She said that wasn't the case this time. She said the fact that there was so much direction is the problem. She said it wasn't something she was doing, it was something they thought she should do. Howard said he was told it was jovial in there. Robin said she just wanted to get in and get out of there because she was in a rush.
Gary said he's kind of bummed about this. He said he had no idea she didn't want to do it. Robin said you don't want to do everything that they want you to do. She said that's what it is. Howard said it's like Phil Specter. He asked if there were any #MeToo moments in this. Robin said no. Howard said this is what happens in the music industry. He said if she's not handled the proper way it can go horribly wrong. Robin said they've lost a bunch of people that way.
Howard took a call from a guy who said they have to keep Robin singing. He said this is worse than when the Jonas Brothers broke up. Howard said they'll have to talk about it tomorrow. He said they'll talk to the superstar and Robin. The caller asked Robin to please just keep singing. Robin said what did it was hearing herself singing Cocaine. She said that was just something she did. She said no one could tell her to do that.
Howard said how about they tell them not to give her direction. Robin said she doesn't want to suppress anyone. Robin said that Sinatra hated ''Strangers in the Night'' but it was one of his biggest hits. Robin said it could turn out very well but she'll never like it. Howard said she might be her own worst enemy. Robin said she can sing for herself. Howard said he thinks there was a lot of pressure in this situation. He said that your mind is going to be blown when you find out who she was singing with. He said there was a lot of pressure in this.
Howard said he's going to say something to Robin. He said it was her mother who told her not to sing and now she's going to let her win. Robin said she will always sing for herself. Howard said he's mystified. He said tomorrow they'll talk more about it. He said Robin did the right thing by telling him about this. He said you have to be bold and make your statement.
Howard said he thinks that the superstar has experienced this too. He said that this is going to be a very interesting show.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he wanted to congratulate Fred for not fucking up the show this morning. Howard said he got a lot of email about yesterday's show where he went off on Fred about that. He said he thinks Fred needs some discipline once in a while. He said they didn't hear any screw ups this morning.
Howard found some of the email and people were going off on him about how he treated Fred. He said people were taking it out on him for Fred's screw up. Howard had a few about how grouchy he was at the start of the show. Howard said he's sorry if he upset Fred but he heard that keyboard clicking and had to find out who it was.
Howard said they're moments away from finding out if High Pitch Erik is gay. He said he's sure he's looking forward to finding out for sure.
Howard took a call from Little Mikey who said he wants to be Robin's producer. He said he has a studio in his room. Robin said now she has to go to his room. Howard said he'll put that out to Robin in a private manner. Howard said Mikey is killing it with his songs. Mikey said he sent in a few for Christmas. Howard asked if they have any of those ready. Gary said they don't have it yet. Howard said hurry up. He said they only have one more show before Christmas.
Howard took a call from Jeff the Vomit Guy who said that more women should come forward and vomit like Amy Schumer. Howard said she's pregnant and she puts out video of her vomiting. He said he's a little shocked by it. He said he's not sure what she's saying. Robin said people over share these days and that's what she's doing. Jeff said maybe she's doing it to turn him on. He said she thought it was doing it for his purposes. He said he has jerked off to that video. Howard said he's going to throw up from Jeff. He said he has to go.
Robin asked if his vomit friends are excited by it. Jeff said he certainly was. He was going into a long explanation so Howard cut him off and played the audio of Amy vomiting. Howard asked if Jeff likes that. Jeff said he does. Howard played another clip of Amy vomiting in a public bathroom. Howard said ''Holy mackerel.'' He said he just hit the jackpot. Jeff said he wouldn't mind being under her while she's doing that. Howard asked if that's like the holy grail for him. Jeff said yes because that's someone willing to come forward and sharing something like that. Howard asked if the vomit community is going crazy over that. Jeff said he can speak for himself and say yes.
Howard said Jeff is a vomit community all in his own. Howard said he's not sure how you talk to this guy. He had hung up on him by that point. Howard said that guy nauseates him. He said he's fascinated by him too though. He said he gets excited by someone vomiting on him.
Howard said Jeff cut a vomit tips for Kwanzaa bit but he's not sure he wants to hear it. He played it anyway. Jeff had some tips for this vomiting thing. Howard said it's not even funny. Robin was laughing. She said he's hysterical.
Howard said that was something. He said you know you can't win an argument with Sarah Sanders. He said he was trying but it's very difficult. He said she drowned him out with her Christmas songs. Howard said that was a real Rabbi but not the real Sarah. He said it certainly sounded like her.
Howard had another bit to play. It was a ''Sarah Huckabee Sanders Sings Christmas Songs'' commercial parody.
Howard said there you go. He said that was a good one. He said she's not going to retire from singing. He said she didn't have a problem with Robin's producer.
Howard had fake Sarah on the phone so he spent a little time talking to her about Christmas. She was on for a minute or so before Howard let her go.
Howard said he thinks it's time to move on to High Pitch Erik. Robin wondered if he'll be able to answer the questions. Howard said they will find out right after these words. They went to break after that.
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Howard said that Erik is very into Donnie Wahlberg. He said that he once said he could blow Donnie better than his wife Jenny. Howard had a clip of Erik saying that on air one day. He said he has other crushes like John Stamos and Jimmy Kimmel. He said that Erik has masturbated to Jimmy. He had a clip of Erik talking about that too.
Howard said Erik also fantasized about covering John Stamos in cum for sending him a gift. Howard played that audio and Erik talked about cumming on his face and it goes down to his feet. Erik said that Stamos would jerk him off.
Howard said Erik also claims he had sex with a woman. He said he's not sure about that. Robin said he's never come in there asking for them to introduce him to a woman. Howard said he claims he's straight but he masturbates to the thought of having sex with men. He said he's going to abide by what this lie detector test says.
Robin asked if Erik might be bisexual. Howard said no. He said they could probably skip this test. He said today Erik is anxious to sit down with Ed Torian to take this test. He said if it determine he's gay he will be gay. Howard said let the hijinks begin.
Howard said this is the most ridiculous premise he's ever heard. He said they're set up in the green room right now. Howard said hi to Erik and Ed. Robin said she's looking at the size between Erik and Ed and it's surprising.
Howard said hi to Erik and asked Ed how the smell is in there. Ed said it's fine but Erik is sweating a lot. Howard asked if he's nervous that he's gay. Erik said he's nervous about the results. Howard asked why. Erik said he doesn't know. Howard said the speech is off with his speech and the screen. He said it looks like a foreign film.
Howard said Erik's weight has gone back up. Erik said not really. He said that he lost weight. Howard said he was down to like 280 and now he's at what. Erik said he's at 302. Howard asked if he's cheating on his diet. Erik said he was but he's not anymore. Robin said he as lying about not cheating. Erik said he was cheating a few weeks ago. He said he was drinking soda a few weeks ago.
Howard said Gary saw Erik out 7 sugars in his coffee. Erik said it was Splenda. Gary said he was told it was sugar. Howard said Gary always has the wrong information.
Howard said he's noticing that it must be difficult to wire Erik up to the machine. Ed said he almost couldn't do it. He said that it almost didn't stretch around him. Erik said he lost weight so it fit. Howard said the wires look like they're going to pop off of him. Howard asked Ed if he's ever seen tits so big on a man. Ed said Sal is a close second.
Howard said Erik was doing so well on his diet. Erik said he will be down to 250 in a few months. Howard said he'll ask him under the lie detector if he ate a bag of M&M's the other day. Erik asked if he wants him to answer under that test. Howard said he'll wait.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he has some gay friends. He said if Erik turns out to be gay he's not sure he'd be welcomed to that community. Howard said he can't say that. He said that he's not speaking for the gay community. He said he thinks they'll accept him with open arms. The caller said he doesn't think so.
Ed told Erik to relax. He said he seems like he's going to explode. Erik said he's fine. Howard said it sounds like gays are praying that Erik comes out straight. Howard said there is no doubt in his mind that he's gay. Erik said he saw Donnie yesterday and he hugged him. He said he was turned on. Howard said there is no mystery there. He said Erik just wants confirmation that he's gay.
Howard asked what Erik jerked off to last night. Erik said he had a chubby around him. Howard asked Ed what he makes of that. Ed said this is fucking torture. Howard said he might as well just pack up his stuff. Ed said he can tell he's gay.
Robin asked Erik was told being gay is wrong. Erik said he wasn't told anything. Howard asked Erik why he wants to take this test. Erik said he wants to find out if he's gay for Donnie.
Howard gave Ed an introduction. He said he's been in the business for over 35 years. He said he's married with 3 kids. He asked Erik not to masturbate to the image of Ed. Erik said okay. Howard said his whole family is in the business. He said his wife and daughter are court stenographers. Howard said you can't miss a word in that. Ed said you cant.
Erik said Ed took his blood pressure. Ed said it was high. He said he's way up there. Howard asked if he's taking blood pressure medication. Erik said not anymore since his surgery.
Howard asked Ed gave Ralph a lie detector test in 1996 and he showed a lot of deception about being gay. Howard said Ed thinks that he failed the test. Ed said he did fail it. Howard said he tested Richard and Sal too and they were deceptive about their gay feelings. Howard said Ed also told Sal he has farm animal tits.
Howard asked Erik what he wants the test to show. Erik said he wants to hear that he's straight. Howard said last time Ed was there he gave the staff a test and they only had a few people who were telling the truth about not putting anything in their ass. He said Sal came forward and said that he put a toothbrush up his ass after that test. Ed said that was horrible. Howard said Ed was right about him lying and Ed is never wrong. He said this guy knows his business.
Howard took a call from Gay Steven who said if Erik is gay he's going to accept him. He said he thins the community would accept him too. Howard said the straight community seems to have rejected him. He said that's very nice that they would accept him. He said the heterosexuals haven't really accepted him.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if the tax payers paid for his surgery. Howard said of course. He said he's fucked it up and gained 20 pounds. The caller said what a waste of fucking money. Howard said people are pissed that Erik fucked up. He said don't let them down. Erik said he won't.
Howard asked Ed how Erik is doing now. Ed said he's doing better and he's calmed down. Howard had Erik's headphones taken off so only Ed could hear him ask the questions. They asked Erik if he wants to have sex with Donnie Wahlberg, John Stamos and Jimmy Kimmel. Erik said yes to the first two and no to Jimmy. Howard asked if he's a homosexual and if he wants to have sex with a man. Erik said no. He was asked if he has ever had gay sex. Erik said no. Howard had Ed ask if he wants to blow Ed Torian. Erik said no. Ed said good. Howard asked if he wants to taste a man's jizz. Erik said no. Howard asked if he's ever tasted it. Erik said no.
Howard asked if he would blow Howard Stern. Erik said yes. They asked if Erik would let Howard have sex with him and Erik said yes. Ed asked if John Stamos would want to have sex with him would he let him and Erik said yes again.
Howard had Ed ask if he's attracted to Gonzo Shitcock and Gary Dell'Abate. Erik said no. Howard asked if the thought of an erect penis turns him on. Erik said no. He was asked if he has ever watched gay porn. Erik said no. He said no to masturbating to gay porn. Howard asked if he has ever masturbated fantasizing about a man. Erik said no. Howard said they know that's a lie. He said the lie detector just drew a cock and balls on the paper.
Howard asked if Erik would let Jimmy Kimmel finish on his face. Erik said no. They asked if Erik thinks penis is gross. Erik said yes. He was asked he has ever wanted to kiss a man on the mouth or lips. Erik said no. Robin said that's obviously a lie.
Howard asked Erik if he has ever cheated on his diet. Ed forgot to ask the question. He eventually did and Erik said yes. Howard asked if he has had fast food in the last month. Erik said no. Howard said you know he's lying. Howard asked if he has had soda in the last month. Erik said yes. Howard asked if Erik only eats hard boiled eggs for dinner. Erik said yes. Howard asked if Erik ate an entire family size bag of M&Ms over thanksgiving. Erik said yes.
Howard said Ed has to go over the results now and about an hour from now they'll get back to Ed and find out if Erik is gay. Howard went to break after that.
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Howard took a call from a guy who said he was laughing his ass off. He said Erik is so gay. The caller asked if Jenny McCarthy is going to be there today. Howard said no. He said she will not be but if Erik is gay they are going to have a treat for him to be welcomed into the gay community.
Howard said that it is disturbing to him that Erik had his stomach stapled. He said that he has already had a bunch of candy bars. He said that he has to ask Erik what is going on. He said he had his stomach stapled and he was like 390 pounds and lost over 100 but now it's back up to 306. Robin said he keeps lying to them about that too. Robin said he was saying he was 285. Howard said he was handed a note saying they had to take the candy jar away.
Howard asked Erik if it's true that he's had all of that candy this morning. Erik said he had 2 Snickers and a Peppermint Patty. Howard asked what's going on. He asked what he's eating now. Erik said he's eating a Snicker bar. Howard asked what happened to the diet. Ed said he was eating the packages too. Howard said he's so freaked out by this. Erik said he needs the sugar to stay awake. Howard said take a nap for an hour.
Ed said he put those bars in his sweaty palms of his hands. He said there's sweat all over the place. Howard said Erik put that bar in his mouth and he's not even enjoying it. Erik said it's a mini Snickers.
Gary said that bag of M&M's Erik ate was a huge amount. He said it should take like 3 weeks to eat them. Erik said it took him 2 days to eat it. Howard said he though the surgery was going to make him sick if he ate too much. Robin said it gets better as time goes on so he can grow his stomach. Erik said he hasn't grown his stomach. He said he's not anywhere near 390 like he was beef. Howard said he's getting there. Robin said he can eat more now than he did after his surgery. Erik said he's an emotional eater.
Howard asked if Ed has ever seen anyone with sweatier palms than Erik. Ed said the table is dripping with sweat. He said he's never seen anything like that.
Howard said he caught Erik red handed lying about his diet. Erik said he said no when he asked if he was sticking to his diet. Howard asked if he wants more candy. Erik said no but he might have a bowl of fruit.
Howard said he heard they had to take the candy jar away from him. Erik said they didn't. Gary said they did. Howard asked why he lies so much. Gary said he thinks that it just disappeared. He showed the jar to Howard. Howard said take that away from him. Erik said he had just 3 tiny candy bars. Howard said it's all sugar though.
Howard said he suspects that Ed is very gay. Ed let out an ''Oh boy...'' Howard took a call from a guy who said they know Erik is on the low end of the IQ test. He asked Ed if that affects the test. Ed said it's the same for everyone. He said that he just answers the questions the way he thinks.
Howard said they know that Erik is dull. He said Erik was proud of that because people said he was a moron. Howard asked if he's smoking 5 or 6 cigars a day. Erik said he is. Howard asked why the tax payers had to pay for that operation.
Howard took a call from a woman who said this fat fuck is what's wrong with this country. Howard said people are going to get upset if he keeps eating this way. Erik said she needs to mind her own fucking business. She said it is because she's working to pay for his operation. Erik said he's allowed to eat candy. Howard thanked her for the call. Howard said they'll have to pay for him when he gets ill from eating all of this shit too. The caller said he'll end up with something and they'll have to pay for that too. Howard said he heard he's smoking weed every day too. Erik said that he does and it relaxes him. He said it's medical marijuana. The caller said that they have to pay for that too.
Erik said he had to be put in a psychiatric hold when he threatened to kill someone. He said he got a letter from his management and adult protective services is helping him look for a place. Robin said she thinks he got into a more expensive place and now he has to get out of that. Erik said he was doing the Gonzo Podcast Network.
Gary sent Shuli in to explain it. He said that Erik is getting kicked out of this place because the guy who was paying for it was behind on his payments. He said this protective services is helping him out now. He said that Erik was threatening people and himself so he was put in this psychiatric thing. Howard asked if Erik was serious about hurting himself. Erik said he was back when he got that letter. Gary asked if they're paying for that too. Howard said they're paying for everything with Erik. He said they can't leave him on the street. He said he's dull. Robin asked why someone would fuck with Erik and move him into that apartment that he can't pay for. Shuli said he gets that a lot.
Shuli said this place he's in is really nice. Howard said it's the nicest place he's ever had. Erik said it is. Howard asked where he's going to live. Erik said they're trying to find him a place to live. Robin said it won't be as nice as the place he's in now Erik said it might be. He said you never know.
Shuli told Howard that Erik was in a falafel eating contest after his surgery. Howard thought he was kidding. Robin said this is what she was saying. He stretched that stomach. Shuli said after the surgery all he was eating was chicken broth. Howard said he's losing his house and all of this. He said he'll see Shuli later too. Howard asked if he thinks he's gay. Shuli said he thinks he's bisexual. He said his passion for women and the voicemails and stalking makes him think he wants to be with a woman but he wants to be with guys. Robin said he's not sure that is the definition of bisexual. Howard said he thinks he's gay. Howard asked Fred what he thinks. Fred said he thinks he's bisexual.
Shuli asked if they think High Pitch is gay and low pitch is not. Howard said he doesn't know. He had to move on.
Howard said this guy is like the Daniel Day Lewis of spank porn. Howard said the guys who watch this stuff say he leaves big welts on their asses. Howard said he also does a southern biker voice. Howard played a clip of that.
Howard said this guy is like Rich Little. He said he has 3 different characters. Howard said the reason he played this is because in a crafty phony phone call they took clips of T.J. and made a phony phone call to an internet advice show. Howard said they told them that their dad had lst his mind after playing a mall Santa.
Howard played the call and the hosts took the call from Skyler who was calling in for his dad who lost his job as a mall Santa. He said his dad is taking it out on him. That led to them playing clips of T.J. telling him to get on his lap to spank him. Then they had T.J. spanking this guy in the gay porn and the hosts of the show were getting upset hearing this going on. One host told him he's not Santa and he doesn't have a sleigh. They told him he's hurting himself and his whole family. They said that was totally screwed up. One host said she was about to have a litter of kittens hearing that because it scared her so much.
Howard said they weren't helping that kid out at all. He said he was thinking about how that Santa could whip Fred into shape.
Howard asked who went over there. It turned out it was Chris. Howard said this isn't a put on from what he heard. Chris said he's not sure if they're soul mates or they should be separated. Howard asked how many they put up. Chris said they have the yard filled with the dragon and the anchor lines. He said they almost took Ronnie out with the anchor lines. Chris said that it looks like a plane crash during the day but at night they inflate everything.
Howard said Ronnie doesn't really do anything. He tells Stephanie what to do. He said Ronnie starts yelling at her if she asks for help. Chris said it should have been a quick thing but it took like 4 hours.
Howard played a clip of Ronnie and Stephanie arguing about putting up lights last year or not. Ronnie told her to go fuck herself and he'll take it up with her later. Chris said that means that he'll just mope all day and night.
Howard said Ronnie is a weirdo. He said in this clip he's acting like her supervisor. He played another clip where Stephanie asked for help and he got all pissed and told her to leave him the fuck alone. She had to do it all herself.
Howard asked what's going on with him. Chris said she was doing everything. Howard said she was on the ladder and Ronnie was grabbing her ass. Howard played that clip and Ronnie said he was stopping her from falling over by holding her ass.
Chris said that it was raining at one time and Ronnie said it was her fault for not wearing a hoody.
Howard said Ronnie and Stephanie are going to this wedding this year so that led to an argument too. Howard played a clip of Stephanie complaining about that being their Christmas present. She wanted a Dyson hair dryer. Ronnie asked if she wanted that to put on her ugly head.
Howard asked if the neighbors were all out watching what was going on. Chris said they were driving around when they put up their stuff. He said this is his way to get attention when he's not at work.
Howard said Ronnie is out in the hall screaming that Chris is wrong. Howard said he's a maniac. Chris said everything was difficult. He said he wouldn't let him record sounds of the dragon and wouldn't sign releases. Howard said OJ and Nicole had a better relationship.
Ronnie came in saying this guy is a punk. He said he doesn't need to sign a release. Howard asked why he called her ugly. Ronnie said they were just goofing around. He said his neighbors all have shit all over their lawn too. He said they have more than he does. He said Chris is full of shit.
Howard said they asked if they put up a Christmas tree in the house and Ronnie said Stephanie is too lazy to do that. Howard had a clip of Ronnie and Stephanie arguing about cooking and cleaning and working. Ronnie was telling her to shut the fuck up and things like that.
Howard said that's weird. He said that they used to be so sweet. Howard said he didn't know that Ronnie was in a men's therapy group. He said they meet every Thursday. Ronnie said they should come to that therapy. Howard played a clip of Ronnie and Stephanie talking about that therapy group. Howard asked what the fuck that is. Ronnie said it's his buddy Mike who owns a restaurant. He said it's just the guys hanging out on a Thursday afternoon. Chris said they hang out and talk about their therapy. He said it defeats the purpose of the therapy. Ronnie said they don't talk about it all. Chris said he thinks they mock it. Ronnie said it's actually a serious talk.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who said he thought Ronnie made more money than that. He said he lives around people who put up those awful decorations. Howard said he lives in a nice neighborhood. Ronnie said everyone puts that stuff up. King said those people are saying they're not Jewish. He said that's why they put it up. Howard said he doesn't know what he's talking about. King said what he's saying is that he likes the part that he's telling her that he's a man. Ronnie said that's not what he's doing. Howard said these decorations are so tacky. He asked if it looks nice. Chris said no. He said the house is nice but they put this stuff up and it looks like shit.
Howard said how about a wreath and some lights. He said that's classy. Chris said the dragon wings flap around. He said they have it on tape where he almost got taken out.
Howard said they asked the neighbors what they think about this. One neighbor said that they hear them arguing out in the yard from across the street. Howard said he's that guy in the neighborhood. Ronnie said she doesn't hear it in the house. Chris said that Ronnie is always out in the yard washing his car too. Ronnie said he has something he likes and he takes care of it.
Howard had a montage of the fighting between Ronnie and Stephanie. He said that Ronnie should treat her nicer. He said he has that young beautiful woman and he's treating her like that. Ronnie said he's fine.
Howard said JD has told him that they fight all night when they go out to dinner. JD said that stuff was worse than usual. He said he never calls her ugly but he busts her balls all the time. Howard said he should examine that. Ronnie said he'll do that. Jon Hein got on and said that he thinks they love each other but they do argue a lot. Howard asked if that's fun for Jon. Jon said it's entertaining as hell. Howard said it must get on their nerves. Jon said they laugh. Howard said no woman wants that. Chris said it's exhausting. Ronnie said Chris is the last person they want there. Chris said he'll be there every year if they want him to be. Ronnie said they don't want him there.
Howard took a call from a guy who said Ronnie has to be nicer to her. He said that the Juggalos would be nicer to her. Howard said it sounds like Ronnie is pissed off. Ronnie said he's not.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he would rather have Ronnie at his house or something else. Howard said he's never seen this from Ronnie in person. That led to Fred doing his Ronnie voice.
Howard said he tells Beth he needs her all the time. Ronnie said he odes that too. Howard asked if he really does. Ronnie said he does.
Gary said there was something going on between them on social media too. He said Stephanie posted something about passing her big Vet tech test. Ronnie posted something asking her about the shit he had to put up with. Gary said she was forced into posting something about Ronnie too after that. Howard said he beat it out of her. Ronnie said he didn't beat it out of her.
Howard asked Ronnie about that guy MBS from Saudi Arabia and if he knows him. Ronnie said sure. Howard said he has him on the phone and he's a big fan of Ronnie's. Howard took the call and MBS was saying Ronnie knows how to handle women. He said he likes him.
Howard said he has another fan. He said he has King of All Blacks back on the phone. King said he has changed his mind about Ronnie. He said his wife is very confrontational too. He said she likes to come back. Ronnie said she loves it. Howard said he has to tell him that he thinks if he was sweet to her she'd love that more. Ronnie said he's sweet to her too. King said Ronnie is trying to be tough around her. Howard let King go.
Howard took a call from a woman who said Ronnie is walking around like he's George Clooney but he's not. Ronnie said he never said he was. Howard said Ronnie has never acted like this in previous relationships. Ronnie said it was a different kind of relationship. Howard said he was very nice to that person. Ronnie said he wasn't. He said he talked to her like this. Howard said Stephanie is a very sweet girl. He said he's not sure why he's treating her like this. Ronnie said he gives her plenty of compliments. Robin said never when other people are around.
Howard asked when the wedding is happening. Ronnie said ask her. He said that he wants to do a destination wedding and she doesn't. He said he doesn't want a 2-300 person wedding. Howard said he doesn't want to go on a destination wedding. He said if he has to go there then he has to be on vacation. Ronnie said he doesn't want to be with those people the whole time. Howard said just have a normal wedding.
Howard asked if he will be married by the end of his contract. Ronnie said he has to ask her. He said he can't answer that. He said he doesn't know. Howard asked if they talk about it. Ronnie said they haven't talked about the wedding thing because she was so busy. He said she said that she has the time now to get married to they're going to worry about it now.
Howard took a call from Balls who said that he has to defend Ronnie. He said this guy is from a different era. He said that it's a generational thing. Howard said he doesn't buy that. He said he knows guys who treat their women very nicely. Ronnie said he does treat her nicely. Ronnie said she could find someone in a second. He said she stays with him.
Balls asked what kind of nice things he says to her. Ronnie said that he's not a words guy. He said he doesn't do that kind of thing. He said he's nice to her. He said he got her a house cleaner to clean the house.
Ronnie said this guy Chris says that there are no other neighbors with stuff on their lawn. He said there are 3 things on their lawn and other people have stuff on their lawns. He said he cut it down from last year.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he looks back now on the sex tips and he used to find them funny. He said those come from a dark place though. Howard said Ronnie is a good dude. He said he has a good heart. He said he's not sure why he has to be a hard ass with her. Ronnie said they have fun. Howard said that's not fun. Ronnie said they have a good time.
Ronnie said that Chris doesn't know what's going on with them. Chris said he heard they had a big fight the night before. He said don't say it's great when it's not. Ronnie told him not to get into his shit. He said he's saying shit that's not true and he won't let him cover anything at his house again. Chris said he's a diva. Howard said it looks like Walmart took a shit on his lawn. Ronnie said he doesn't care what they all think. He said they're having a good relationship. He said he doesn't need this dick over here coming to his house making up stories. He said the other people didn't have their stuff blown up. He said that he's making up bullshit. Howard said he didn't see it then. Ronnie told him to come back at night. Chris said he can't be there 24 hours. Ronnie said it's his job to fucking cover it. Chris said it's not his job.
Ronnie told everyone to mind their own business and not pay attention to him. He said that he has a good relationship and he's fine. He said this dipshit doesn't understand what goes on with that stuff in his yard.
Ronnie said they didn't even do stuff inside the house. He said they're not going to be there most of the time. Howard said they have confirmation that they only have one other house in the neighborhood that have stuff on their yard. Ronnie said that's not true. He said they just weren't inflated. He said he's just telling them the truth.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said that she supports Ronnie and Stephanie because they have a great relationship. She was going on and on about that so Howard hung up on her.
Howard said he heard he calls Richard's wife ''Mrs. Dickass.'' Ronnie said he does that. He said they have fun with that. He said that she writes back and has fun with it. Howard asked if he calls Jon's wife ''cunt face.'' Ronnie said that's made up. He doesn't do that.
Howard said lets all take a breath. Ronnie said he told the truth unlike some people standing there. He said come to his house and see it all at night. He said they'll see it at night.
Ronnie and Chris were going back and forth arguing about the stuff that Chris saw out there. Chris said that he spoke to his neighbors about him washing his car in sub zero weather. Ronnie said he likes doing that. He said he has a nice car. Chris said he thinks that he's showing off. He said that's what the neighbors think. Ronnie said the other neighbors do the same thing and they have nicer cars.
Howard took a call from Bobo who said that Ronnie has to let this anger go. Ronnie said he doesn't have any fucking anger. He said he's going to go sit in his stupid room. Bobo said they have to go race. Ronnie said he wants to do this so bad. He said he can put it together in 5 minutes. Howard said he'll get that done in the new year. Robin asked if Chris can cover it. Ronnie said Shuli can. He said Chris doesn't know how to cover anything. He said that he has to get an Emmy for this shit. Howard said he wants to sum up. He said they have to get to the results of the High Pitch Erik test. Howard let Ronnie go and said he hopes he has a nice vacation. He thanked Chris for the report and told Ronnie to go ahead and wash his car. He said he has no problem with that. They went to break after that.
Howard said it's time to find out if Erik is gay. He said he heard Erik and Ronnie were out in the hall arguing. Erik said he was saying he didn't give a fuck if he was gay or not. He said he wanted to take it out in the fucking street. He said Ronnie has to shut the fuck up and mind his own business. He asked Howard to tell him something and not start with the gusts. Howard said he just doesn't care if he's gay or not. He said that's his prerogative. He said that he doesn't have to care. He said he can't force him to care. Howard said he cares and that's what matters.
Erik said he has to do security and not start with his guests. Erik said fuck him he'll punch him in the fucking face. Howard said there he goes again threatening people. Howard said he has to stop that. Erik said he was sorry. Erik asked if he can come to his Christmas party. Howard said no.
Howard said they're going to review now. He said Erik said he doesn't know if he's gay. He said if the test says he's gay then he'll accept it. Howard asked why he needs that to tell him he's gay. Erik said he just needs to know what he thinks of himself. Howard asked if he doesn't know deep down if he's gay. Erik said he doesn't. Erik said he loves ''woman.'' Howard said he hears him talking about Donnie Wahlberg more than women.
Erik said he had his friend Nicki at his house and he was butt naked in front of her. He said he bent down and she said ''Oh my god Erik. You've got the cleanest ass ever.'' He said he couldn't believe that. He said his dick got hard hearing that. He said he hope she calls in and tells that story. Howard said he doesn't.
Howard said most people know if they're gay. He said this is the craziest thing ever. He said most people know by the age of 5. Howard said he knew he loved women at 5. He said he had a crush on a teacher. Erik said he didn't know anything about that stuff at 5. Howard asked if he didn't know he liked ''woman'' when he was that age. Erik said he didn't know.
Howard said now they're going to find out what Ed found in the test. He said they're going to see some things go down here. Howard said they asked if he wanted to have sex with Donnie and he said yes. He was truthful. Howard said they asked about John Stamos and he said yes. He was truthful about that too. He said he didn't want to have sex with Jimmy Kimmel and he was truthful about that too.
Howard said the big question was if he was a homosexual and he said no. Ed said he was deceptive on that one. Robin asked if Erik knows what that means. Erik said no. Howard said he was lying about that. Erik said he honestly doesn't believe that. He asked how that's deceptive.
Howard said they asked if he wanted to have sex with a man and he said no. Ed said he was deceptive on that one. Howard said they're starting to see a picture forming. Robin said it's a pattern.
Howard said they asked if he has ever had gay sex and he said no. He was truthful on that according to Ed. He said they asked if he wanted to blow Ed and he said no and was telling the truth. Howard said they asked if he wants to taste jizz and he said no. He was truthful. He was truthful about never tasting cum. He said he was truthful about the sex thing with Howard.
Howard said they asked if Erik would have sex with Howard and said yes and he was truthful about that. Erik said he would do it in the studio. He said everyone has to listen to the King.
Howard said they asked if he would have sex with John Stamos and he said yes. He was truthful about that. He was truthful about not being into Gonzo. He was deceptive on finding an erect penis attractive.
Howard quickly went through the questions that were asked and he was truthful about not masturbating to a man's image. He was truthful on a bunch of the questions and that surprised Howard. He asked how that can be. Erik said he doesn't know. Howard said it says he's a homosexual but he doesn't want to kiss a man on the lips. Erik said he has kissed Donnie before. Howard said he's more confused than ever. Robin said they're more confused and Erik is not.
Howard asked if he cheated on his diet and he said yes. He was truthful. He was lying about having fast food. He said he only eats hard boiled eggs and he was deceptive on his yes answer. Howard said he lied about that. Ed said he was truthful about the M&M's too.
Howard asked if he's gay or not. Ed said maybe he's bisexual. Howard said maybe he is. He said he tested positive for gay and fat. He welcomed Erik into the gay community. He said he has some special guests for him. He said they have a song to welcome him. He said they have 3 naked men for him. Ed said ''Oh shit'' when he saw them. Erik said none of them are Donnie. He said he's not interested. Howard said these men are all nude. Ed said he can see that. Howard said they're all in good shape.
Howard said these men want to welcome Erik into the gay community. He said first up is Eddie Danger and then Adam Savvy. He said then they have Alam Wernick. He said they're all gay porn actors. Howard asked them some questions about the porn business and how many movies they've done.
Howard said Erik is staring at their penises. Erik said he's not. Howard said he is and that's okay. Erik said that Donnie has a much better body. Howard said Alam is ripped. He said that they don't have an ounce of body fat. Erik said Donnie doesn't either. Howard said they're all into Erik. Erik said Donnie is into him. Howard asked if he wants to be welcomed by them or not. Erik didn't sound interested.
Howard had some audio of Eddie getting oral from a guy. He had clips of the other two in some movies too. Howard said he hears that Adam can cum in his own mouth. Adam said he can and he saw someone else do it and he figured he'd try it. He said he used to try to suck his own dick as a child and he was never able to do that. He said he is able to do this though. Erik said that's kind of crazy.
Howard asked the guys how they got into the business. The guys told Howard how they got into it. Howard asked if you need a big dick to be in the business. They said you don't.
Howard asked Erik about having sex with a woman and how he took forever to finish. Erik said it took four hours. Erik said it was because of the cameras. Howard said he had trouble getting hard too. Erik said it was the cameras. Howard asked if they have ever had trouble with that. One of the guys said of course.
Howard asked Erik if he's into these guys or not. Erik said no because they're not Donnie. Howard said he heard that they use fake cum in the movies often. The guys said that they do. One of the guys said they have a syringe that they'll spray into a mouth and they spit it out or something. Howard asked what it's made of. The guy said that it's a silicone lubricant.
Howard said it's up to Erik if he wants to kiss one of the guys. Erik wasn't into it. He said it's not Donnie. Robin asked if he thinks it's like cheating on him. Erik said it is. Howard asked who he would choose if he was going to choose one. Erik said he would have to say Alam. He said he's not going to do anything though because he can't cheat on Donnie.
Howard said he thought he'd hug one at least. Erik said he can't cheat on Donnie. Howard asked what's going on with this guy. One of the guys said he's still in denial. He said he doesn't have to grab their cocks or anything. Howard said this is the worst coming out part ever. He said he wanted the guys to come in so he could embrace this.
Gary said Erik was deceptive about saying he's not a homosexual. He said Donnie is never going to happen. He said he's not going to have sex with him. Howard said maybe Erik is gay and he doesn't want to have contact. Gary said he's not accepting their answer. Erik said he can't cheat on Donnie. Howard said Donnie isn't into him. He said that Chris has said he will make out with these guys. The guys wondered where he is.
Howard said he's not sure what's going on here. Ed said he thinks he's holding back. Erik said he thought Donnie would be there. Howard said he told him he wouldn't be there. He said they never said he was going to be there. Howard said Chris is going to hook up with one of these guys tonight.
Howard asked if Erik wanted one of the guys to rub his arm. Erik said that he would let Chris rub him down. Howard had Chris come back in. Chris said he'll do that if he can make out with Eddie. Howard said this is a bust. He said he's not sure what's going on. Chris said if he wants to see dudes making out then he'll do it. Erik said he would just give Alam a hug. He said he looks like Justin Bieber. Howard had them hug. Erik asked what kind of cologne he was wearing. Alam said that it's Mont Blanc. Then Erik asked Chris to give him a massage on his shoulders. He said then he can make out with whoever he wants.
Chris rubbed Erik's shoulders and Erik said that feels good. He said he can go lower if he wants. He was working his way down and Erik said ''Oh my god.'' He said he can pull his shirt up for him. Chris said that's okay. Chris told him to take his shirt off. He kept doing his thing. Chris was working his way around his legs. Howard said Ed is jerking off on the couch.
Erik said that feels good. Chris kept going and worked his way up higher. He was making sure he was comfortable. Chris asked how that is. Erik said that's good. He said his hands are very soft and gentle. Howard asked if Erik is turned on. Erik said he's not. Gary said Erik has sweat building up on his lip. Howard asked if he ants Alam to rub his other leg. Erik said this feels good. He wasn't getting hard though. Erik said he wants Memet to rub his other leg. Howard said forget that. He said this is fucking crazy.
Howard said Erik is looking at Chris like a bag of M&M's. Erik asked Chris if he wants to rub his cock. Chris said he's not sure he can do that in there. Howard asked if he really wants that. Erik said yes. He said his cock is sore. Howard said he can't do that in there. He said take that outside of the studio. Howard said that was even too gay for the gay guys. Howard said Ed has solved the case once again. He said that Erik should enjoy his gay life. He said he supports any lifestyle. He said if you're gay then go be gay. Erik said he can still have sex with ''woman.'' Robin said he can have as much as he's having now. Howard said what a Christmas show this was.
Howard asked if Chris is going to hook up with Eddie. Chris said they have hung out before. He said that they have gone out to lunch. Chris said Eddie is his hall pass. Eddie said he gave him a shout out the other day so that was nice.
Howard gave the guys some plugs for their stuff. He wasn't able to read something on the paper work. Howard thanked the guys for this weird Christmas party. He said he can't figure Erik out. Robin said he was kind of frightened of these guys. She said once he got going he was ready for Chris and anyone. Erik said his penis is sore. He said he dropped a weight on it when he was in the gym working out. Howard said no he didn't. Erik said it is sore. Howard asked what he was doing. Erik said he was laying on the bench and one of the weights fell on his penis. Howard said he wanted Chris to rub it to make it feel better. Erik said yes. Howard said that's some lie. Howard gave more plugs to the guys and wrapped up with Ed Torian. Howard said Ed is the best in the business.
Howard gave Erik a $500 prize and a $250 gift card before ending the segment. Erik wished them a Merry Christmas. Howard said that brings another Christmas show to a close. He went to break after that.
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Gary said the consensus is that it will be a slow roll out and he'll be out in maybe 5 years. Howard said he wanted Chris to touch his penis but that wasn't going to happen in there. Robin said when he was massaging him Erik was telling Chris what to do. Howard said he really was. He said you have to see this on the app when it comes out. He said he was sitting on that dildo chair from the Ronnie Roast. He said he was in there with 3 naked guys and Ed Torian. Howard said he wasn't sure how to wrap that up.
Howard said tomorrow will be their biggest Christmas gift yet. He said they have a world premiere song with Robin and an international superstar. He said you won't believe who Robin is working with. He said that person will be there. He said Robin announced that she might leave music because of her producer. Robin said it's not just one. She said it was a cacophony of voices in there telling her what she should be doing. Howard said she was given too much direction and she was overly produced. Howard said she was threatening to quit. Robin said she didn't threaten to quit, she retired.
Howard said he will get to the bottom of this. He said there will be an investigation. Howard said he's excited about this person who is coming in tomorrow. Robin said she's not sure they know about any of this. Howard said maybe they were told what to do too. Robin said she doubts that. Robin said they just got a little carried away. Howard said we'll see.
Howard asked if Robin was into working with this person. Robin said she really was. She said it wasn't about that. She said it was about the direction. Howard said they were telling her how to sing the song. Robin said they had all of these ideas. Robin said they were doing it for her. She said they were telling her to do it this way. Howard said you don't tell an actor how to act. He said you let them do their thing.
Robin said she's not sure what that was. She said she doesn't enjoy doing things that way so she doesn't want to do that again. Robin said they have plenty of music in the banks. Howard said he'll talk to her off the air about it. He said he'll have that meeting after his other 50 meetings.
Howard asked Fred how he was during that High Pitch Erik thing. Fred said he thinks that he's unable to answer his questions because he's a moron. He said Erik falls into two categories of imbecile or moron and he doesn't think he knows when he's lying or telling the truth. He said he thinks he's too stupid to know.
Robin started her news with a storey about how Time magazine has a whole bunch of people who are ''Person of the Year'' this year. She told Howard who is on the list and they had a bunch. Robin and Howard spent a short time talking about that. One of the people on the list was Jamal Khashoggi. Howard said he was watching MSNBC and they were saying that this Jared Kushner was telling this MBS guy how to handle the controversy in Saudi Arabia. Jason said they say that Jared and that MBS guy text constantly. Howard said he's not sure what's going on there. Jason said he was giving him PR advice after the murder. Robin said all he knows is that Jared is saying they're making their assessment about the murder. Robin read some details about that story too.
Robin read a story about the president saying that you don't break campaign finance laws by silencing a woman during a campaign. Robin said she thinks that he's admitting to affairs. Howard said he did say he didn't know who that woman was in the beginning. He said it's terribly draining on his psyche to see what's happening in this country. Robin said they need to get Ed Torian in there to test him on that stuff.
Robin read a story about the patriarch of a family dying and wondering if they should have the ex-spouse of the son of the man who died come to the funeral. Howard said he doesn't know. Robin said that George W. Bush's ex wife was not invited to George H.W.'s funeral. Robin said she's not sure if she wanted to come to Barbara's funeral too.
Robin asked what you do when you have a spouse who is dying and he makes a last request. She asked if you're bound to that. Howard asked what it was. Robin said this guy wanted to be buried with all of the money he had saved up over the years. He asked his wife to collect it all and put it in there. Robin said this woman says she's a Christian woman and didn't want to lie to him. Robin said what she did was put the money into an account with her name and wrote him a check and put that in the casket. She kept the money. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about The Today Show announcing that after 11 years Kathie Lee Gifford is leaving the show. Robin had some audio of Kathie Lee making her announcement. Hoda and Kathie Lee were crying over the announcement. Howard said the stock market is up over 200 points today so maybe that had something to do with it. Robin said when Kathie Lee left Live with Regis there were all of these opportunities for her and then none of it really panned out. Howard said he thinks there's something else going on. He said she's an older woman now and her kids live out in California. He said he thinks she's hanging it up. Robin said she's writing a Broadway show. Howard said that's all bullshit. Robin said she's been talking about it all this year. Howard said she has enough dough and it's enough. He said he thinks she's done. Robin said she doesn't think so. JD said at the end of the segment she said she wants to act more. Howard said she's 65 years old. He said she's looking at the back 9. Robin said she thinks those are important to Howard and not Kathie Lee. Howard said she has been in several Sharknado movies. He said things are going well with the acting. He said he thinks she just wants to go off into the sunset. Robin said she doesn't think Howard knows her very well.
Robin read a story about Tara Reid suing the movie company that makes Sharknado. Robin said she has filed a $500 million suit because she thinks they've been using her likeness without her consent on beer cans and slot machines. Robin said she thinks there's a clause in her contract barring them from using it. Howard asked if there will be more Sharknado movies. Robin said she thinks so. Howard wondered if they'll keep her out of them. Gary said that Benjy told him that they say that the last Sharknado was the last for all of them. Howard asked if Benjy was contacted at all over his acting. Benjy said he did have one guy contact him just the other day. Howard said someone saw that mess and called him. He said good for Benjy.
Robin and Howard talked more about Kathie Lee Gifford. Howard said he really thinks she's going off into the sunset. He said she's not looking for more work. Robin disagreed.
Robin read a story about a gamer who calls himself MrDeadMoth who lives in Australia. Robin said he was playing Fortnite and his wife rang the dinner bell for him and his wife abuse was streamed online. Robin had a clip of the guy slapping his wife and she broke down crying. She told him not to hit her in the face. Howard said guys are so weird. He said when guys are going after a woman they will do anything but then it leads to that shit. He said those games make people crazy. Howard said this guy is 26 years old. He said it must be one hell of a game. Robin said you don't even think about people seeing that. Howard said that's fucked up. He said what a douche. He asked what happened to the guy. Robin said she's not sure but she thinks she'd have to file charges on him. Robin said this is part of the problem. She said people don't deal with this stuff at the start. Howard said she has to get out of that house. Howard said Ronnie asked what's wrong with the way that guy treats her.
Howard asked Fred what he thinks about Ronnie and Stephanie. Fred said he knows people who do that but they don't stay together. Howard asked Robin if she knows anyone like that. Robin said she had an aunt like that. She said she was invited to their parties and they would destroy any party they were invited to. Howard asked Fred if it ever got that bad for him. Fred said not even close.
Robin read a story about a drunk student at Columbia University who was in an eatery and he started shouting at onlookers and someone taped it. Robin had some audio of the guy screaming his racist rant. He was screaming about how Europeans started the science industry and the modern world. He said white people are the best thing to happen to this world. He was screaming that white men did everything. Howard said he loves guys who yell that ''we'' invited the modern world. He had nothing to do with it. Howard asked if that guy looks like a douche. Robin said he does.
Howard said that Tan Mom said something about people being ''tan or white'' and she seems to think that it's a race. Howard played part of her song but he didn't get to the part he was thinking about before he cut it off. Howard said she sees the world as either tan or white.
Robin read a story about Steph Curry saying that he doesn't believe there were moon landings. Robin had some audio of him talking about that. Howard said he's a dummy. He said he sure can play ball though. He said he's one rich dummy. Howard said yeah, it's a big conspiracy to trick you. Robin said they have proof that we were there but he doesn't believe it.
Fred said he has that part of Tan Mom's song. Howard said they could have George Hamilton in her video as the leader of the tan people. Robin said he's dead though. Howard said he's actually alive. Howard had Fred play the song where Tan Mom sings about ''tan or white.'' Howard said there's a theory that Stanley Kubrick directed the moon landing. He said that's a good theory if you're a moron. Howard said John Kennedy started that just so Steph Curry could sound like a moron one day. Robin said he's not the only one. She said people weigh in on things they don't know. She said it's a syndrome people have. Howard played the Curry clip again and said people just love to say dumb things. Robin said he thinks it's right because he thought it. Howard said what a dummy he is. Howard said when it comes to science just keep your mouth shut. He did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story yesterday about a teacher who started cutting a kid's hair off in her classroom. Robin said she was wondering if there was video of this. She said that they found it. She had Howard play some of it. Howard said that must be Steph Curry's teacher. The teacher was singing so Fred played Robin singing too. Robin said the teacher asked for more students to come up and sit there. She said no one came up so she went toward a girl and lifted her hair but the girl moved before she could cut it. Howard said he just got word that Adam Barta wants to work with her.
Robin read a story about the President looking for a replacement Chief of Staff. She said he thought he had the perfect person and that person didn't come through so now he's looking at other people. Robin mentioned some of the names of people they're looking at. Howard said maybe it should be Chris Christie. Robin said they have thrown that name out already.
Robin read a story about the Oscars looking for a new host after Kevin Hart dropped out. Robin said this job is very big and they don't pay very well. Robin said she read that Jimmy Kimmel was only paid $15,000 for it. Howard said he's not going to say what he was told. He said Jimmy said it there that he didn't get paid very well. Robin said that's what was mentioned in the news. Robin said they say that they might go without a host. Howard said you have to have a host.
Robin read a story about the CDC reporting a bunch of cases of AFM. Robin said it's a Polio like illness. Robin said that it leaves many people paralyzed. Robin said they are not sure of the cause of the disease or the reason for this year's peak.
Robin read a story about Whitey Bulger's family looking into why Whitey was killed in prison. Robin said they're filing a wrongful death suit. Robin said maybe all of the people who were killed should sue the Bulger family for wrongful death. Robin said they think someone should be held accountable. Howard said Whitey Bulger is a good porn name. Robin said it is.
Robin said Ralph Breaks the Internet is the number 1 movie for the third straight week. Robin said there have been no major releases in the past few weeks. Robin said it earned $16 million and The Grinch came in second. Robin said Creed II came in third place. Howard said he wants to see that. Robin said she hasn't seen it yet. Howard said he would love to see it in his home. Robin said what she was going to say is Aquaman was released in China and it made $93 million in its opening weekend. Robin said that is coming soon to the States.
Robin asked if Howard watched Saturday Night Live this week. Howard said he has not but he knows Aquaman was on it. Robin said they made him take his shirt off at any point they could. Howard did a live commercial read and talked to Robin about her Ring Video Doorbell for a minute. He asked if she had anything else in the news. Robin said that was it. Howard did one more live read and ended the show around 11:05am.
Howard started the show talking about how nice that holiday music is. He said Rob Zombie's original composition being done Christmas style. He said there you go. He said he let that play all the way through because he felt people were liking it. Robin said it put her in the holiday spirit. Howard said this is their Christmas week because they're gone the rest of the year. He said Merry Christmas everybody. He said on Monday on their channels they'll have the best of 2018. He said on 100 they have the best interviews and on 101 they have the best of everything else.
Robin asked if Howard thinks there are some interviews that are left out. Howard said they're whatever they consider to be the best of the year. Robin said she's sure there are people who will wonder why they were left out. Howard said they didn't leave anyone out.
Howard said there's so much Christmas stuff going on. He said he has a meeting before the show for at least 40 minutes. He said they review what they want to do with the show. He said in the middle of the meeting Jason says to him that Memet is very nervous about sitting down at the table with him at the Christmas party. He said he forgot all about that. Robin asked why he can't just come over and introduce his girlfriend. Howard said he wishes Memet could feel his pain. He said he's been doing this for so long. He said he just wants to hang out and have some nice conversation before going home. He said Memet is all nervous about it. He said he's just going to call it off.
Howard asked where Memet is. He said Robin better help him with this. He said he doesn't want to sit there alone with Memet and his girlfriend. Memet came in and said he's really tired. He said he doesn't want to screw things up and do it wrong. Howard said he's making too much of this. He said just come over and say hello. He said even when they're mingling he can do it. He said don't worry about it.
Howard said you sit down at the table and he had no one sitting with him. He said he had to ask Shuli to come over. Howard said if Memet wants to introduce his girlfriend then come over and say hi. He said that's all there is to it. Memet asked what changed. Howard said nothing changed. He said just come over and sit down.
Howard had notes about this. He read that Memet has had his stomach in knots over this the whole time since they said they were going to sit with him. Howard had Memet do a practice run. Memet introduced his girlfriend Mary. Then he had nothing to say. He said that she'll be the one talking. Howard said he'll bring up the tittie dress if he wants. Memet said there's no reason for that. Howard said he can ask her about her job and tell her when she has a nip slip.
Memet said he doesn't want people to be mean to her. Howard asked who is going to be mean to her. Memet said the usual suspects. He said he could see Gary maybe not being nice to her because he was being braggadocios about her. Howard said that's ridiculous. Gary said he's crazy thinking that he'd be rude to a stranger because of him. He said he's going to be nicer to her because of him.
Robin said he looks terrible today. Memet said he was up last night doing cards so he was up late. Howard said he likes Memet and he works there because of that. Howard said he gets reports on everyone there. He said it's not just Memet. He said he'd be happy to sit with him and talk to him but it's not a big deal. He said he's happy to see them at this party. He said he wants to thank them for being there and being supportive.
Memet said he'll try to be supportive and try to get a nap too. Robin said the problem is when people want too much attention paid to them. Robin said he's going to fuck up because he thinks it's something difficult.
Howard asked if it's true he was thinking about where to sit so he can get to him quickly. Memet said not at all. He said everyone was giving him advice on all of that. Howard said he's going to go to the Sushi bar and get something to load up on. He said then people can come over and say hi. He said he'll ask Ralph to move over.
Memet said he was thinking about taking his girl to the party and he wants to introduce her to the boss. He said he's afraid he's going to say ''not now.'' Howard said he's not going to do that to him. He said this party is for the guys who work on the show and he'll be there to talk. Robin said he can come over and say something to be introduced to people like Jim Meyer.
Howard had Memet's inner voice on the phone. He picked up and the inner voice was going on and on with the questions going on in Memet's head.
Howard said if this is going to make him crazy then he can call it off. Memet said he'll just stop by for a minute. Howard said he can stop by for as long as they want. He said it's just whatever.
Howard asked Memet what the t-shirt is he has on. Memet said it says ''Turn in your weapons and your government will protect you.'' He said it has an American Indian on it. Howard said he's all for that.
Howard said Memet isn't all that young anymore. Memet said he's 31. He said he knows how to talk to people. Howard said he was 10 years in the business at that age. He said he heard about him getting all nervous. He said he heard he's going to wait to get high until after he's done talking to him. He said that's good. Memet said he will never do that before sitting with him. Howard said he's putting a lot of thought into this. Memet said he's his boss.
Howard said he saw that he took a picture with Macaulay Culkin and he got all nervous about that. Memet said he was star struck and wasn't able to talk. He said he was the biggest thing as a kid. He said his girlfriend asked for the picture. He said he would have said no to him. Memet said she likes talking to people and everyone likes her so he's glad she's coming tonight.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked when Howard's world started revolving around Memet. Memet said it doesn't. Howard said he just told him to come talk to him as a buddy. The caller said he's doing well on the show and he doesn't have that self confidence. Memet said he just wanted to do it the right way. Howard said they just sit around have some meals and drinks and go home. He said it's simple.
Howard said he's not the boogy man. He said he can come over and talk. He said any time he wants to come over he can do it. He said he doesn't have to worry about it. He said if Jim Meyer is there talking to him he'll tell him to shut the fuck up so he can talk to Memet.
Howard said any time he wants to come over he can come over. Memet was asking for specifics. Howard said he can come over any time. Memet asked if he's at the front door when he comes in is that his time. Howard said no. He said that's his way working over to the buffet. Robin asked if he's worried about how to first greet him. Memet said he'll just wave. Howard said he'll tap his fork 3 times. He said just come over and talk. Memet said he knows he'll figure out the wrong time. Howard said he's going to tell him to get the fuck away from him.
Howard said whenever Memet wants to come over he can come over. Memet said he's making it much better. Robin said that's unless he's talking to Fred. Howard said no, he can interrupt that. Memet said it kind so sucks Ronnie won't be there. Robin said she didn't know he wasn't going to be there at all today. She said she was saying goodbye to him yesterday and realized that he won't be there.
Howard said Sal will pick up the slack. Robin said he's been kind of a dud the past couple of years. Howard said his wife won't be there this year so he might be a little less of a dud. Howard said Beth has to stop at some charity thing on the way to the party. He said that he asked her not to do that to him. Memet said he's nervous to meet her too. Howard said she's the nicest person in the world. He said even if she thinks he's an asshole it won't change anything at work.
Howard said he sees that Richard's wife isn't coming either. He said that she can find a babysitter for Wing Bowl but not this. He said he spends a fortune on this party and now she can't come. He said Sal's wife can't come and Richard's wife can't come. He asked if Fred's wife is coming. Fred said she is.
Howard said he even put meat back on the menu for Jon Hein who is a big baby. Howard said then he hears that Sal and Richard's wives aren't coming. He said he's paying all of this money no matter who shows up. Gary said Sal's son is in a major concert at school. Howard said who cares. Gary said that Benjy would like to come in and explain to him that the format isn't correct. Howard said fuck him. He said this is a guy who does nothing for anyone. He said he's not talking to that blobby face.
Memet said they know a year ahead of time when the party is. Howard asked why he's wasting this money on the party if they're not going to come. Howard asked why Richard and his wife can't get there. He said he and his wife love to drink. He said if it's a drag then please save him the dough. Howard said this party is just way too expensive. He said they close down the whole restaurant.
Benjy came in and Howard said he's looking for trouble. He said he'll tell him right now that it's free booze and food and they get to hang out. Benjy asked why it's a drag to him. Howard said it's a drag when their wives don't show up. Benjy said it's sweet that he does that. He said it's a nice gesture. Howard told him to get to it quickly. Benjy said it's way too loud and it's hard to talk. He said it was better last year but it's still loud. Howard said he agrees about that. He said he's not sure why it's so noisy. Howard said that he can agree with.
Howard asked why he's spending all of this money if the spouses aren't going to show up. He said he's sensitive to the fact that they have partners and the wives should be included. He said his mom was insulted that her dad's company didn't have the spouses. He said he's sensitive to that. Howard said he's sensitive to the fact that Memet has a girlfriend and that Benjy doesn't.
Gary said that he has to listen to him for a second. Howard said this makes him think that this party is a drag. Gary said the sentiment in the back office is that they don't want Benjy to fuck this up for everyone. Howard said he's annoying him so get out.
Howard said he doesn't want this to be obligatory. He said he's doing it as a nice thing for them. Benjy said the party is always noisy. Howard said lets not have it then. Benjy said he would rather not show up if there were no ramifications. He said it's not really that fun. Howard said this is the last year for the party thanks to Benjy. He said if it's not fun and it's an obligation then he's not going to do it anymore. Gary tried to say something but Howard kept going. Gary said as Benjy was speaking there were people yelling out ''No! No!'' in the back. Howard said they never get to hang so he got everyone out there to this lavish meal. He said they have all of their favorites there. Robin said they get to speak to everyone and hang out. She said she would love to see a real conversation with Benjy but he doesn't have any. She said she's never had one with him.
Jason came in and said that Richard is an asshole with this stuff. He said that he's not sure why his wife won't be there. Howard said he pays a lot of money for that party so everyone can come. He said he's not sure why he's paying for all of this if his wife isn't coming. Jason said if it was a football game then they'd find someone to watch the baby.
Jason said the party may not be fun for Benjy but it is for everyone else. He said last year they had to wear name tags because of Benjy. He said he tries to ruin it every year for them. Jason said he cheered when he heard the meat was back this year. Howard said they'll have that for everyone. Jason said the meat at that party is so good. He said it melts in your mouth. Howard said he's doing what he can for the staff.
Howard took a call from the Hulk who said ''fuck Benjy'' who doesn't speak for Hulk. He said he has to get loaded and eat shrimp.
Howard said if this party isn't that fun then why do it. Robin said it is fun for some. Howard said JD just said he doesn't care if he cancels the party. JD said he's not a party guy himself. Howard said he goes out to dinner with Ronnie and the guys. JD said those are stressful for him too. Memet asked if he leaves the party thinking he didn't have fun. JD said no. He said just leaving his house is hard for him. Howard said this is the last year for the party.
Howard asked Richard why his wife isn't coming. Richard said his wife's mom can't make it to watch the baby. He said they don't use babysitters. He said they have her mom watch their son. Howard asked how they manage to get someone for the baby when they have a football game. Richard said they plan all of that and they planed all of this. He said that he can't make it. Howard said get a doggy bag so he can bring some home to her. Howard said everyone gets a babysitter for their kid. Richard said not them. He said Carson is the second coming for them.
Howard asked if Richard shit his pants today. Richard said he might have. Howard said he walked into the morning meeting saying he may have shit his pants. He said he didn't even know. He said he's 43 years old. Richard said he didn't want to miss the meeting. He said he wanted to wait to check. He said he was waiting for the train to pull in and he farted when the train came in. He said he pushed a little hard and he might have shit his pants. Howard told Richard to check it. Richard said he may not have. He said it feels wet but it might be sweat.
Howard had Benjy check him. Richard pulled his pants down and farted on Benjy when he looked. Benjy said it looks like he has a clit down there. Howard said it's probably a hemorrhoid.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he has a Christmas party the same time of the year. He said they had the party on Saturday and he spends maybe 2,500 bucks on it. Howard said he wishes that's all his was. The caller said that he had 25 people not show up. He said Howard shouldn't have it if they don't appreciate it.
Howard said he tries to do this thing so they can all enjoy it. Howard asked Richard how he can't have a babysitter. Richard said they don't trust anyone around. He said they don't have a friend who could watch him. The caller said when they don't show up you don't invite them next year.
Howard said Jason's wife worked at a nursery school for years and Richard won't let her watch the kid. Howard asked what's wrong with her. Richard said his wife's mom watches their son and that's it. Howard said he doesn't get that. Richard said he thinks Jason's wife hasn't shown up before. Jason said one year out of 10 she didn't make it because she had a concert to perform in.
Howard said Richard is bizarre. He said if you care that much about your kid then give up drinking. Richard said he's pretty much given it up. Robin told him to be quiet. Robin said that one of the worst influences on that kid is Richard. Richard said Robin knows a lot about kids. Robin said she was a pediatric nurse. She said she knows plenty. Richard said he knows a lot about diapers.
Benjy said he knows how to solve this. Howard said he already has. The caller said he's going to give his 2500 to St. Judes instead of having a party. Howard said good.
Benjy said that he could solve this by having 5 minutes for every person. Howard said that's not how you do it. Will came in and said Benjy is a fucking moron. Will said all they do is work all the time. He said they bust their ass there. He said it's one time a year they get together and let loose. He said now Benjy is talking about wanting face time with Howard. He said don't come to the party then. Benjy said most people don't get face time with Howard. Howard said they do too. He said he sees Benjy sitting there not getting off his fat ass to talk to him. Benjy said he does too. Will said Benjy comes there looking to get people to notice him. Will said for him it's getting together to celebrate the year. He said it's all about getting to Howard for Benjy. Howard said that he's yelling and it's upsetting him. Howard said next year Benjy can have a party at a bar. Howard thanked him for coming in. He said how about showing up for a meeting once in a while. He said that would make him happy.
Benjy said Howard wants to leave as soon as he gets there. Howard said he loves the guys who work there. He said he wants to do something nice for them. He said they do it together there. He said that was the concept of the party. He said he wants to honor these guys and their partners and wives. He said they're part of what they do too. He said it stresses him that they don't come to the party after he sets it up. Benjy said it's not honoring them when he gets upset that they don't come. Robin said all he does is picks things apart. Howard asked about Memet. Benjy's said Howard gave good advice a coupe of years ago. He said you focus on making it fun for everyone else there. Robin said he certainly did that today.
Gary said Richard may be back there crying. Howard said stop it. He said he's a maniac. He told him to get in there and cry. Richard came back in and said he did get pretty emotional. He said Jason was really nice to come up and tell him that he didn't know he was that upset about what he said. He said when it comes to their son he can't even talk about it. He said they love their son so much. Will said more than other parents apparently. Howard said he didn't love his kids because he had babysitters? Richard said he didn't say that. He said he and his wife would be worrying about their son the whole time if they had a babysitter. Howard said you have to trust a couple of people. Richard said they've heard so many horror stories about nannies and stuff. Richard said their son loves his mom so much. Howard said this is going to be some party.
Howard asked Will if he leaves his kids with a babysitter. Will said sure. Howard said the kid fell out of a window. Will said the kid was with mom that time.
Howard asked if Richard is going to keep the kid at home instead of going to school. Richard said they might home school him. Will said Richard still gets black out drunk once in a while. Richard said don't anymore. Howard said he thinks this kid should be raised feral. He asked what if the teacher hits him or something. Richard said they might home school him. Howard said don't let him go to other kid's houses either. He said that's life when things happen. Howard said don't teach him to swim because he might drown. Richard said these are all hypothetical's.
Will said that he asked Benjy to come to his wedding and he asked if there were going to be hot chicks there. He said he would only come if there were hot chicks there. Benjy said he was getting to bed at 9 back then and that's why he didn't go.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that Benjy doesn't speak for the masses. He said that Memet has to relax too. Howard said he's a fucking asshole who got into radio. He said he's not sure why anyone is intimidated by him. The caller said it's a party so just go there and relax. Howard said that's all he wanted. He said if he's going to rent the whole restaurant and people aren't going to show up then he's not sure why he's doing it.
Howard said Richard is sitting there eating the shit wings at some bar but he can't get his wife to the party. Howard said he heard that Richard wants to be at JD and Jon Hein's table. Richard said that's the table that Howard called the cool table. Howard said he said that sarcastically. He said Sal's wife can't make it to the party either. He said he's done with the party.
Howard took a call from Richard's grown son from the future. Future Carson said he's like a veal and he's never seen the sun. He said they taught him everything he knows. He said he loves beer and he has only seen these four walls. He said he never has babysitters because they kill.
Howard said he has to take a break. He said Richard was crying but he should have done it on the air. Howard said he can't believe that Will had a babysitter for his kid. Will said he'd give that kid to anyone.
Richard said he won't drink too much this year. Howard said this is the time to drink. He said he has an open bar. Howard said this party is weird. He said he's not the principal. He said you do what you want. Richard said he thinks they have audio of him farting and worrying about it this morning. They played the fart but Howard just moved on without even commenting on it.
Howard said they get on a train for 5 days to go to a haunted house but they can't find someone to watch the kid for one night. Howard said that's life. He said this fucking guy who went to a hotel to get tucked in by elves. He said he found a way to do that. Howard said they can't leave their baby with anyone. Robin asked who this baby is going to grow up to be. Howard said he'll save the planet some day. Howard said 20 years from now he's not even talking to Richard. He said he'll move to the West Coast to be away from his dad. Howard said his dad just shit his pants getting on the train.
Howard said he wants to talk about the song Robin recorded after the break. He said he wants to tell people who Robin did the song with. He said he has to wait. He did a live commercial read and went to break.
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Howard asked how they got Miley to do this. Gary said she was the top of the wish list and she said yes when they asked. Robin asked what they said to her. Gary said they have a great relationship with her manager. He said when it came up he called to ask about it and she just happened to be in town to do Saturday Night Live.
Howard said she put out a single with Mark Ronson and he will be working with him soon. Howard said he watched that new video with Miley. He said in this one he was taken with the shot of her in the thong. He said she climbs in the back of a car and her whole ass is on camera. Howard said imagine climbing over a seat in a car and wearing a thong. Howard said she was in town and agreed to do the song.
Howard said he'll play it for her when she's in there. Howard said Robin wasn't available to do it at the same time. He said she's busier than Miley. He said she came in two days ago to cut her part and she did it in 10 minutes. He said it was much like Robin.
Howard said Miley did a duet with Elton John. He played some of that and said he thinks she was more nervous working with Robin. Robin said she would imagine people would be nervous working with her.
Howard played another Miley Cyrus song ''The Climb'' and said that she heard Robin covering that and wanted to work with her. Howard played Robin singing that song.
Howard said she claims she likes how she throws herself into that. Robin said she is throwing. Howard said he can't wait to hear the song. He said that she's coming in early today to hear the song. Robin said maybe it'll go away by Saturday night.
Howard said Robin announced she's retiring from singing. He said she didn't have a great experience recording the song. She had a rift with her producers. Robin said there was more than one. She said they were telling her what to do and it was coming from all over. She said that it was too much for her.
Howard said that they did record the recording session. He said Robin was not happy with the song choice but she did go along with it. Howard played some audio of that. The producers were asking Robin to do the song in two ways. They said they would trade lines but she'd sing the whole thing. Howard said somewhere along the line it went wrong. Robin said yes to that.
Howard played a clip of Robin being in good spirits. Howard said it must have gone well in that one. He said he is hearing a lot of talking from the producers. Robin said they never gave her a vision. She said they just told her to do it this way. She said she didn't know what they were trying to get. Howard played Robin singing and said she gave it her all. Robin said it got tedious after a while.
Howard played a clip of Robin going off on one of the producers who asked her to do a line one more time. Howard said they're very unprofessional. Robin said they messed her up. Howard said Robin's session lasted 20 minutes and Miley's lasted 10. Robin said she's sure they didn't tell her what to do. She said they stood back there and kept their mouths shut.
Howard said last year Robin liked doing a song. She was praising Derek last year. He had a clip of her talking about how great it is working with him. Howard asked how they fix this. Robin said last year she would ask if it was good instead of being told how to do it.
Howard said at least she's going out with this song with Miley Cyrus. He said when she gets there they will debut the new song. Robin said she hasn't even thought about this song. Howard said the producers had better be quiet from now on.
Howard took a call from Apples who said that's a great they got Miley. He said that he was getting emotional and pretending to cry. Howard asked if he's trying to be De Niro. He said he loves Robert De Niro. He said he's not sure what's going on with him on Saturday Night Live though. He said he can't read cue cards. He said he just can't do it. Robin said that's not acting though, that's just reading. Howard said he's a great actor so he's not sure why they can't do something about that. Robin said it might be a vision thing. Howard said it seems like it's the first time he's seeing those cards. He said maybe rehears a little bit.
Howard said Miley is there so they have to get to her. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
Howard came back and said he has Miley Cyrus there. He said he's very excited. Robin was singing along to the Marvin Gaye song. She said she will continue to do things like that. Howard said Miley is there and she's very busy with Saturday Night Live and other things. He said that he was promoting her as an international recording star. Miley said thank you very much. Howard said it was very nice of her to do the song with Robin. Miley said it was an honor and a privilege. She said she did a song with George Clooney and Bill Murray and that was great. She said Rick Ross was supposed to be playing Santa but he never showed up. She said they were Santa-less. She said that they did the song and had fun doing that.
Howard asked if she likes recording songs like that. Miley said she prefers working with Robin who just goes right for it without warming up. Howard said Robin was intimidated a bit with Miley. He said that she took 20 minutes to do the song. Miley said she was doing amazing ad libs and things. She said that is the meaning of soul and she didn't worry about anything. Robins said Howard often asks how many takes it takes and she says it's just one.
Howard asked Miley about doing the duet with Elton John. He said he watches that frequently. Miley laughed thinking about that. Howard said he really does that. He said he's also into this new video she has out. He said you can see her ass in the video. Miley said you can use that to your advantage. She said it makes people watch the video. She said you lure them in with the ass. She said she always uses the ass. Howard said that's what got him but the song was good too. Miley said they flew to Ukraine to do the video. She said they work hard over there. Miley said they got to do it for real instead of CGI. She said everything is so fake now and they were able to do all of this stuff where they shut down roads and bridges. She said they had some stuff drawn up for the video and they had an ass shot and they had to do it. She said her ass was freed. Howard said he likes this song a lot too.
Howard said he likes this new song (Nothing Breaks Like a Heart) with Mark Ronson and Miley Cyrus. He said he's going to be working with Mark soon. Miley said she heard that from Mark. Howard asked why it's ''featuring'' Miley. Miley said that she went in and wrote this in a couple hours and she was gone. She said the night before it released he was still in there perfecting it. She said he had some ideas for the song. She said she wrote the verses and she made it more authentic. She said that it has a country root and some disco feel to it. Howard asked if this is what she's doing on Saturday Night Live. She said they are. She said they have Sean Lennon there with her too. She said it's goose bumps all over the place with the song.
Howard said he always hears that Sean is a musician but to see him with her on Saturday Night Live is fantastic. He asked how that came about. Miley said she did an album with the Flaming Lips and he's close with them. She said they did a song with Yoko. She said he sings on that and he sounds like his father. She said that makes it hurt in the best way. She said that it's just so true to where they are now when they sing that.
Howard asked Miley about her house burning down in the fires in California. Miley said she hasn't had time to think about it. She said she hasn't gone back there yet. She said she was traveling at the time. She said she was in Ukraine and filming in South Africa. Howard asked if she's filming Black Mirror there. Miley shook her head but said she can't say what she was doing out there. She said that she's got a lot of lawsuits so she's trying to avoid one. She said that she has been sued over so many of her songs and things. Howard said it costs a fortune to fight that too. He said that has to be a bummer. Miley said she came home and her mom threw her a party. She said she didn't want to be distraught over her house. She said she didn't want to see it for her birthday. Howard asked how her mom is doing. Miley said she's great. She said to say hello. Howard said she still looks great. He said she looks like she could be her sister. Miley said she knows and it's depressing. She said that her sister went out with her and some guy was hitting on her. She said that it helps a lot though. She said her mom would get things done for her so it helped. She said her mom stood up for her and almost punched someone for her. She said the DJ said the phones don't light up for her like they do with the Jonas Brothers. Miley said her mom almost jumped over and punched the guy.
Howard said Miley was crediting her mom with getting her back into smoking weed. Miley said she did. She said that in an interview and her mom got on her about that. Howard said she was trying to get off of it and then her mom got her back into it. Miley said her mom was having fun and partying with it and she was having more fun than she was. She said she was so funny and laughing and it looked fun.
Howard asked if it was a big deal when she got back into it. Miley said it wasn't a big deal. She said it's like riding a bike. She said she used to smoke weed and go sky diving. She said she could never do that again. Howard said she sky dived? She said she did one time. She said she had a reporter smoke weed and jump out of an airplane to torture him. She said she agreed to do that interview based on being able to do that with him.
Miley said that you do the sky dive and you can't believe you did it when you land. She said when you have the chute pulled it's really jarring. She said she kind of fell when she landed. She said the guy fell on top of her. She said that was the worst part. Howard asked if she was thinking she could die. Miley said she was saying some crazy stuff up there. She said you think about a lot when you're falling. She said that she was quoting a bunch of weird stuff falling. She said she got too deep.
Howard asked Miley about her house burning down and how she gave half a million dollars to help people rebuild their homes. Miley said that there are a lot of people who live there who don't have a lot of money. She said that some of those houses are a lot older and they pass them along for generations. She said there are a lot of locals. She said they're all displaced now and it's the holidays. Miley said she's lucky that the schools made it through the fires. She said she wanted to make sure the kids had a normal life and they can keep going and seeing their friends every day.
Howard said she has 7 dogs and some horses. She said she has 2. She said she has some pigs and 3 cats. Howard asked what happened with them during the fire. Miley said her boyfriend, Liam, is so great. She said that she learned that this is why you pair up. She said that he put two pigs in crates and took them out in crates. She said he was able to save them all. She said she was glad she wasn't there because you think it's a crying wolf when you hear about a fire out there. She said she felt she got this sense of community and relationship from this. She said she doesn't have that a lot. She said she feels more connected to humanity now.
Howard said that the good part is that at least she was affected as everyone else. She said she was. She said you have to remember that when you're in this industry. She said she's been lucky to have her mom there for her. She said that she would protect her from people. She said she was always right about those people.
Howard asked when she gets to see her boyfriend. Miley said that it's tough. She said they're both very busy. She said that things are tough out in Malibu right now. Howard said it has to be tough losing all of those things in the house. Miley said she had her song writing book in the house. She said she lost that. Howard asked why her man didn't save that. Miley said he saved his camera and his laptop. She said they do have a lot saved on the computer. She said that he saved her cats too even though one of them ran away. She said that he was able to save both. She said he got a lot of action from that. Howard asked how that works. Miley said that's what Facetime is for when they're not together. She said that she went home to have sex with him too though.
Howard asked if she has ever thought about taking a year off and just banging and having some time off with the animals. Miley said she has taken time off but it's maybe 2 months. She said she has an amazing life. She said they have to have Howard over if he's ever out there. She said they have an amazing chef. She said Liam can eat and eat and he gets more ripped. She said it's not fair. She said he will wake up not being able to open her eyes from eating too much salt. She the brothers can run for miles and not be out of breath. She said that she went on a bike ride with him and this woman who looked 104 went flying by her.
Howard said she has to be in shape for her videos. Miley said she'll work out hard for like a week. She said they made this video that was kind of political. She said that she's doing promotion for it and she's on Instagram again to promote it. She said she was off of it for a while. She said she rebooted that. Howard said she has like 74 million followers or something so that's a big business. Miley said she just wanted to start fresh. She said she started back on Instagram and she realized that photos were getting like 6 million views when she was walking in shorts. She said if you show little girls playing with bullets and things like they have in the video they weren't getting views. She said it's really disappointing. Miley said it's something she has to go home and think about. She said it feels like she did a social experiment without trying.
Miley said he likes coming to his show because she feels that Howard is really listening to her. Howard said he is. He said that he watched her video for her ass but he is listening to her.
Howard asked if this Saturday Night Live thing is big for her. Miley said she's just the musical act today. She said that she may be in a sketch but she's not sure. Howard asked if she's going to get advice from Pete Davidson about his relationship with Ariana. Miley said she should get some. Howard said they were up there and then they broke up. Miley said it must have been Howard that caused the break up.
Miley said that she has asked Ariana to do tuff with her and she's done a bunch. She said that she's always there for her. Howard asked if she's really a friend. Miley said that they text things and they'll go back and forth talking about things. Howard asked if she wrote her after her breakup with Pete. She said she did but it was a bunch of Emojis. She said a picture can say it all. She said that Liam doesn't use them though. Howard said she's a poet and she's not using them in texts. Miley said she has no one's number saved in her phone so she doesn't know who is texting her.
Howard said his kids will send him Emojis and he doesn't know what they're saying to him. Miley said you don't have to know. She said that's what's great about Emojis.
Howard asked what she sent to Ariana. Miley said she sent pussy hearts so it almost looked like she was hitting on her. She said Ariana wrote back clouds. Howard asked what they mean. Miley said she has no idea. She said she thinks that she was saying she was okay and she's here. Howard said maybe her head was in the clouds. Howard said he doesn't know what to write back to people so maybe he'll send clouds. Howard said he finally gets Emojis. Howard said it hits him like a ton of bricks.
Howard asked Miley about going to Saturday Night Live and the meeting over there. Howard said she may be in a sketch. Howard said she's doing the Mark Ronson song. She said Mark will be there. Howard played some of the song Nothing Breaks Like a Heart. Howard said he feels like her style is changing. He asked if she knows the lyrics. Miley was singing along with it. Robin said that's a great mix. Miley said Mark is genius at making a classic song sound modern and new. Howard said he's hoping he can do that for him too. Miley said that it sounds like something you've heard but it also sounds like something you don't hear right now.
Howard asked what she'll be wearing there. Miley said she likes to balance that feminine and manly thing. She said she'll be wearing a men's track suit with no shirt under. She said she'll send pictures to Howard. She said then he can send her some Emojis.
Howard asked if she rehearsed with Sean Lennon. She said she has and they're going to record the song today and put it out. She said Mark asked him to do it with them and that's how they got that set up. Howard said it's weird being John's son and wanting to sing. She said it's almost a no win. Miley said he's so talented though. She said that he inherited the magic. Howard said he's looking forward to seeing this on Saturday Night Live.
Howard said Miley and Mark's new single is out now. He said that she's going to be on Saturday Night Live this week too. Howard said the real reason she's here is for the song she did with Robin.
Howard said he's a little jealous of Robin. He said he doesn't sing as good as Robin. He said that she has a very special style. Howard said she announced that this was it for her. Robin said this is it because it won't get better than this. She said this is her first retirement. Howard said she didn't have a good experience in the recording session. He said she was given a lot of direction and she didn't like that. Miley said that she sounded so free. Robin said she had all of these heads and voices. Miley said she gets that. She said it has to be fun.
Howard said Robin powered through and magic happened. He said he's excited to play this now. Miley said she hasn't heard it yet. Robin said she hasn't either. Howard said this is it. He said it's a holiday classic. Howard said they should fly to Ukraine and film a video for it with Miley's ass hanging out.
Howard said this is for the first time ever, Robin Quivers and Miley Cyrus singing Silent Night. Howard played the song and started laughing right away. Miley started the song off with her amazing voice and then Robin comes in with her off key mess. Miley said she likes that Robin had no care for timing.
After the song Howard said congratulations to both of them. He said they have chemistry that can not be beaten. Howard said this was the best Christmas gift ever. Miley said she can't wait to play this on repeat forever at home. Howard said Robin is available for Saturday Night Live if she needs her. Robin said sure, why not.
Howard asked if she would ever do a movie like A Star is Born. Miley said that she is exciting about the project that Howard mentioned earlier. Howard said that's Black Mirror. Miley said that she says she never wants to do something and she ends up doing it again. She said she's been working on her music a lot. She said she can't say too much but she hates anything she does. She said she hates anything she has ever done. Howard said he is happy to hear that. Miley said she doesn't hate what she did with Robin though. She said that job she was talking about was a job she loved. She said she left there thinking she had a great time and did a great job. She said she can't wait for them to see it. She said that she learned a lot during that time. She said that she might love it for the memory she has for it. Howard said he'll have to watch it. Miley said it's the first thing she's proud of.
Howard asked if she took one of the kids from The Voice and paid for their house. Miley said that Janice Freeman should have won the show. She said people love the stories on the show. She said she had so much struggle. She said she's been going through breast cancer and lupus treatments at the same time. She said she's a little older than the kids on the show. She said she didn't have a house of her own and she was sleeping on the floor at one point. She said she didn't want to use that story on the show. She said she did that song Shine on the show and she was doing rock songs and they weren't sure America was ready for that. She said that they're working on a new record with Brandi Carlile and she's sticking with her. She said she has to stick with her. Howard said she really believes in her. Miley said you end up with 20 people on your team during a season of the show. She said that she hates confrontation and that kept her from doing Howard's show for so long. She said that the shittiest part of the show is that if you don't turn your chair around they turn you around at the end of the show. She said she doesn't like that because you have to tell the person why you didn't turn around. She said sometimes you can't see the magic. She said the voice may not match up and you really should see the person and hear the singing.
Howard said it's great that she's helping that woman out. Miley was talking about how there are shitty people out there and she has been very lucky. She said that she hasn't had anyone do things to her like this #MeToo movement is bringing out. She said she felt her age and not so much her gender the whole time.
Howard said she's only 26 now and she's been around a long time. He said he would think she was older based on how long she's been around. Miley said she was 13 and had people telling her what she should be wearing. She said that she was the one who was picking that stuff. She said that people are kind of afraid of her.
Howard asked about the house burning down and he heard that she lost her wigs and she was upset about that. Miley said that they're all fake and she just said that they were probably flammable and they made the fire worse. She said the one thing that she lost was her Elvis shrine. She said she's been collecting that stuff a long time. Howard asked what she lost. She said she lost a Harley Davidson motorcycle doll thing. She said that her grandfather had passed that down. She said she had some cool photos of him too. She said that she would say good night to Elvis every night and that probably upsets Liam. Howard asked if she really likes him. She said that she does. She said that her dad would play his movies and music and that reminds her of her dad.
Howard said he's going to watch her on Saturday Night Live this week. He said he'll sit in front of the TV to see her. He thanked her for doing that song with Robin. Miley said that Robin can't retire. She said the industry can't lose a voice like that. Howard said that's what he told her.
Howard asked if Miley gets nervous doing shows like Saturday Night Live. She said she got nervous doing Howard's show last time. She said she likes performing with other people. She said that way you're not stranded alone. Howard asked if she has hung out with Elton John. She said she did in Vegas and he's the best.
Howard asked if she has legal pot that she smokes. Miley said she was growing it out in California. Howard said he heard her mom wants to start her own weed company. She said she's doing weed candles. She said that her mom hates that she tells all of this stuff. She said she told her to call it Miley's Mama's. Howard said how about Hanna cannabis. Miley didn't seem to like that. Howard wrapped up with her and went to break a short time later.
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Howard took a call from Adam Barta who said he would like to treat Robin like a queen in the studio. He said just look at what he did with Tan Mom. He said she has to be treated like a queen in the studio. Robin said he has no idea what she's trying to do either. Howard took a call from Tanner Mom (Shuli) who was going off on Adam for cheating on her with Robin. Howard said that Robin isn't available. He said go work with Tan Mom.
Howard said that they had so much fun yesterday and today. He said he went back and listened to that show yesterday. He said he decided that the lie detector was correct and High Pitch Erik is gay. He said he's very child like and he has a limited IQ. Robin said Fred summed it up best. Robin said he said that he looked up High Pitch Erik's IQ and he's more of a moron than an imbecile. He said he's too stupid to answer the questions. Howard said the video is up now and you can see for yourself what happened with Erik. Howard said this whole week has been fun.
Howard took a call from a woman who asked if he would be a good Oscar host. Howard said no. He said he knows what he's good at and it's not that. He said he can't sit there and massage jokes to suit that style of audience. He said it would be very difficult for him. He said a lot of people there don't get him or like him out there either. He said you have to be beloved out there. He said now they're looking for someone safe to do that job.
Howard said they have guys there fighting in Afghanistan and places like that and they don't honor them. He said there's too much irony in that whole thing. He said he wouldn't host a show like that. Robin asked what the caller is thinking. She said she wants Adam Barta to win an Academy Award. Howard said they should be honoring the fire fighters who fought the fires in California and things like that. Not actors.
Howard said in 2016 the had a green cup and they had 100 people together in a group and conservatives were saying that wasn't Christmas enough. He said that they had two hands on one cup a year later and they said that was gay. He said they're still in the Trump building by the way. Howard said they created their own Starbucks cup and painted a dreidel, a rabbi and the Star of David on the cup. He said they have Jesus in a tiny image on there. He said it's really tiny. He said they showed it to a husband and wife on the street first. He played the audio of Sal interviewing the people and they were very offended by that cup.
Howard said they found two black gentlemen who weren't too happy about that either. Howard played that clip and the guys were going nuts over that. They were saying that this was some racist shit.
Robin said they read a lot into nothing. Howard said next year they'll have Richard's asshole on the cup with that thing hanging out of it.
Howard had fake Donald Trump on the phone who said that his presidency has picked up for a third season. Howard said he's not sure that's how it works. Trump was talking about the Mueller thing and kept telling Robin to stop talking. He said he might start a trade war with Minnesota next year. He said he may deport Howard back to Jew Zealand. He had a bunch of jokes like that. Howard let him go after a couple of minutes.
Howard said he was watching the news and he was wondering if Trump might be charged with something by Mueller. Robin said give that up. She said he won't be charged with anything. Howard said MSNBC has him just about in jail. Robin said if you tune to the next channel they have him free.
Howard had High Pitch Erik on the phone. He told him that he had a lot of feedback yesterday. Erik said that Elephant Boy is tweeting about him starting trouble with him. Howard asked what he's doing that's so bad. Erik said that he squashed the beef with him. He said now he's saying stuff about him. He said he's saying he's gay. Howard said he is gay so what's the problem. Erik said he doesn't have to start trouble with him. Gary said Fred tweeted ''Welcome to the gay lifestyle.'' Howard said he's not starting trouble. He said that the two of them can date now. Erik said he's not attracted to him.
Howard asked how his first night as a gay man was. Erik said he took a nap after the show and that was about it.
Howard said they found out he's gay yesterday. Erik said he's bisexual. Howard said he wanted Chris to rub his cock. He said that's gay. Erik said his cock was hurting. Howard said Elephant Boy was welcoming him to the gay lifestyle and that wasn't an insult. He said he should say he's proud to be in the gay lifestyle. Erik said Elephant Boy has him blocked anyway. He said he has to stop writing that stuff. Howard said he's out but he's not proud. He said they don't want him getting arrested again. He said he has to just jerk off to whoever he wants to. Erik said Donnie Wahlberg. Howard said that's it then.
Erik asked if Beth heard the show. Howard said she did not. Howard said if she found out Erik was after him she might get jealous. Howard asked if he's going to find a boyfriend. Erik said that he's waiting for Donnie to get divorced.
Erik asked if he heard about Kathie Lee Gifford. Howard said they talked about it yesterday. He said they say in the paper that Jenna Bush will be replacing her. Howard told Erik to work on his diet over the holidays. He said he has to work out if he wants Donnie. Erik said he will. Howard let him go after that.
Howard said that Matt Pinfield got hit by a car. He said he works up there at Sirius. He said that he was on MTV too. He said Matt was hit out in California. He said he is expected to recover from the accident. He said TMZ says it was not a hit and run. Howard said Matt seems like a nice dude. He asked if he still works there. Gary said he's doing well from what he hears from a mutual friend. Howard said look at Gary with the friend who visits Matt.
Howard read some email about High Pitch Erik's lie detector test. He had a bunch of positive feedback about the segment.
Howard said a lot of people were upset that Erik is gaining weight again. He said people were demanding that he give money back to the people of New York. Howard said Erik is mentally slow so he's not getting a job anywhere. Howard said he thinks that Fred was right about him being into celebrities.
Howard said someone wrote in saying that Erik is a republican and they don't like gay people so that's why he's having such a hard time with it. Howard said that everyone loved Ed Torian. He said people called him solid gold.
Howard said Robin also got a lot of feedback about Robin retiring from singing. He said everyone thought that the international superstar was David Hasselhoff. Robin said no to that. Howard read some other email about Robin's retirement and some people agreed that she should get out if she's not happy with the producers. Howard said someone wrote in saying she has to get over herself.
Howard said some people wrote in about Sarah Huckabee Sanders calling in. He said they like that. Howard said someone called her an impersonator. He said he didn't know she was an impersonator.
Howard said that people were upset about Ronnie after they played that stuff with him and Stephanie.
Howard took a call from Sour Shoes who was doing his Elephant Boy voice. Howard said he hears that Elephant Boy is starting in with High Pitch Erik. Sour Elephant Boy said something unintelligible. His impression was very good. He sounded just like Elephant Boy. Howard said he wishes him and his whole family a merry Christmas. Sour Elephant Boy was singing some Christmas songs himself. He broke into his George Takei voice so Howard said the real George actually did a song with the Naked Boys Singing. He played that quick song. Howard said he hopes Sour Takei has a good Christmas. Sour broke into his baby voice and Howard hung up on him. He said he can't take that baby voice.
Howard said people are concerned about Ronnie and Stephanie. He read some email about the way Ronnie treats her. Some people were blaming Stephanie for the way they treat each other. Howard said this one says they're fine. He said arguing doesn't mean that they're not in love. He played a song parody about Ronnie. Howard said he could read this stuff for 4 hours.
Howard said someone said that Ronnie will call people fucking asshole liars if they say something about him. He said that someone wrote that Ronnie will attack people when he knows they are right. Howard said that Ronnie has been caught lying about the Dean Cain photo.
Howard had some feedback about Jeff the Vomit Guy calling in. He said people were upset by that. Robin asked if the Benjy blowing on Richard's cock is going up on the app. Howard said if they don't then they should shut down that app.
Howard said someone wrote in complaining about the Wrap Up Show moving to another time. He said he was the only one. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
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Robin started her news with a story about boarding airplanes. Robin said that they have a way of doing it now and Delta is going to a new system. She said it will be by color. Robin said it has nothing to do with where you're sitting, it has to do with how much you pay for your ticket. She said budget tickets will be the last to get on. Howard said some people break the rule when they call your section. Robin said people rush on to get overhead space. Gary said you have to wait another half hour if they have to store your bag. He said it's a free for all. Howard said that's the problem. He said if he has to struggle to get his bag in there then that's the problem. Gary said he hasn't been on a flight where they didn't have to take someone's luggage off. Howard said they have to regulate that.
Howard took a call from fake Alex Jones who was calling in for one last time this year. Fake Alex who was saying all kinds of wacky shit and getting in his commercials while on the air. He was also wishing everyone a Merry Christmas. Howard spent a few minutes talking to Alex letting him get in his InfoWars plugs and stuff like that. Howard said that was a show within a show within a show. He said that was a very highly layered bit. He did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about the SAG awards nominees. Robin went through the list of some of the nominees. Robin said they announced the nominees this morning.
Robin read a story about how apps are using location in your phone to send ads to you. Robin said they're showing that data to the companies that are buying ads so they can target you. Robin said she's trying to go somewhere while she's driving and an ad will pop up. She said that she's just trying to see where she's going.
Robin read a story about how uncooked cookie dough can make you sick. Robin said don't lick that spoon. She said it's the raw eggs and raw flour that can make you sick. Robin had more details on that. Howard said Sal's dad eats raw sausage. He said that's gross. He said some people eat raw meat.
Robin read a story about how black men are more at risk to HIV than their white counterparts. Robin said a study was done and they fond that this group has less health care and they seek less care for things like that so they have a higher rate of getting HIV.
Howard took a call from the Saudi Arabian guy known as MBS. Howard said he's very controversial. Robin said he may have killed a reporter and the CIA is backing that story. Robin said the White House isn't going with that story though. Howard let MBS say a few words. He said he would not kill Robin because she's not really a journalist.
Howard took a call from Sour Shoes who was doing his Gary impression as if he were eating chocolate while he was talking. Sour Gary was going on and on like Gary. Howard said he has Gary down. He did a live commercial read after letting Sour go.
Robin read a story about the investigation into Les Moonves that the NY Times put out. Robin said that it seems that nothing about it was discussed at the CBS board meeting. Robin said they did not talk about that at all. Robin said they have announced that CBS has settled with 3 women who accused Charlie Rose of harassing them. Howard said that old dog. He wondered what he's doing these days. He said he had like 17 jobs and now he has none. He said he had 60 Minutes and the PBS show. He said he had the morning show too. Gary said he's going to be 77 on January 5th. Howard wondered what he's doing all day. Gary said he doesn't know. He asked Gary why he has a 5 pound chocolate bar on his desk. Gary said people keep giving it to him. He said he can't get rid of it. Howard said get rid of it so he doesn't eat it. Gary said he won't eat it but it may go to waste. Robin said it doesn't go bad.
Gary said this 5 pound bar came with a giant Hershey's Kiss. He said he has a bunch of other stuff too. He said it's a bucket full of candy. He said it's too much for him so he's not eating it. Robin asked why people are sending a chocoholic chocolate for Christmas.
Robin read some of the details about what Charlie Rose was accused of doing. Robin went through that stuff and Howard said it's very odd because when they knew him he was getting tons of women. He wondered if he's still getting women at 76. He said he's that old and still horned up. Robin said she knows he was still sexed up. Howard said if he wants to record a sex tip for them he's welcome to do that like Ronnie does.
Robin read a story about how Jenna Bush Hager is the woman who may take over for Kathie Lee Gifford when she leaves. Robin said she has subbed for Hoda and Kathie Lee when they've taken off.
Robin and Howard talked about the Les Moonves and Julie Chen thing a little bit. Robin said Les has even said that some of the accusations were true. She said she's not sure how Julie is saying none of that happened. Howard said they have to talk to her about it.
Robin said she's fascinated with the President and his son in law who continue to say things about the Saudi Prince that are rather encouraging. She said that Trump is standing by him even though the CIA has concluded that MBS (Mohammad Bin Salman) directed the killing of Jamal Khashoggi. Robin said Jared Kushner has said he can't really implicate him in the murder. Robin said he says the CIA has only said it's a medium to high confidence that he did. Robin had some audio of Jeff Flake commenting on that. Robin had some audio from a news report about that as well.
Robin had some audio of Nikki Haley talking about her time as ambassador. She was talking about letting Trump be unpredictable for her advantage. Robin said she was also asked if she would run for President. She said she has no idea what she'll be doing in the future. Robin said if she gets in she'll be another person who likes Howard. Howard said he met her at dinner one night. He did a live commercial read after that.
Howard asked if Robin will be wearing a tittie dress to the party tonight. Robin said no. Howard said any dress with her is a tittie dress. Howard said Ralph picked out an outfit for him. He said he'll look very hot at the party. Robin said she was on the phone with Howard yesterday and he was yelling ''Goodbye Ralph!'' Howard said he was saying ''Goodbye stupid'' actually.
Howard said Bobo is in a panic not being on the air before the end of their shows for the year. Gary said that he's texting Shuli about it. He said he had a question to ask about Howard and if he has changed since Robin Williams died. Howard said he has to get him on to yell at him.
Howard took a call from Bobo who said that he wanted to call in about the ideas he was pitching for the show. Howard said he doesn't care about that. He asked why he called in with the Robin Williams thing. Bobo said he's talking off the cuff. He said he feels that Howard was feeling ''regrettable'' that he never let Robin Williams say what he wanted to say on the show. He was going on and on and Howard said this is not a good way to close the year. Howard played a song parody about Bobo being a douche. Howard laughed as the song was playing. He said that was James Cargill. He wished Bobo a Merry Christmas.
Howard took a call from Mike from Maine who said he wanted to thank him for a great year. Howard thanked him for that. Mike said he still likes to hear Benjy on the air too. Howard said they got everyone in there. He said that's what counts.
Robin read a story about the fight that happened with Chuck Schumer, President Trump and Nancy Pelosi. Robin had some audio from that argument. They were arguing about the votes for funding the building of Trump's border wall. Howard said he watched this and he didn't understand it. He said if he wants the wall then he should be doing this now. Robin said that's what they were trying to tell him. Howard said it sounds like the republicans don't really want the wall. Robin had another clip of Schumer joking about Trump. Howard said he didn't get that joke. Robin said that Trump was also talking about shutting down the government. Trump said if they don't get what they want they will shut it down. He said he's proud to shut it down for border security. Gary also explained to Howard what that joke Schumer told meant. Robin had a few more clips to play after that.
Robin read a story about how Amazon has surpassed Apple as the second most valuable company. Robin said Microsoft is number 1. Howard said you never think about Microsoft. He said they're kicking everyone's ass.
Robin read a story about how Piers Morgan has thrown his hat into the ring for being Trump's Chief of Staff. Robin said Piers says he will tell Trump when he thinks he's being an idiot. Howard said he doesn't think Trump wants to hear that.
Robin read a story about Michael Flynn asking not to be thrown in jail. She said he's been cooperating in the Mueller probe.
Robin read a story about NASA offering to show Steph Curry how they did go to the moon by showing some moon rocks and things like that. Robin said that Jose Hernandez said that Curry's denial of the moon landing sets a bad precedent.
Robin read a story about a church in Melbourne Australia being found guilty of sexual abuse. Robin read some details about that.
Robin wished everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to wrap up her news. Fred played some of her singing. Howard said that was very nice.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he was listening to the show and then he put Bobo on and ruined it. Howard said Robin told him not to but he did it anyway.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who thanked him for this year of shows. Howard said Merry Christmas to the listeners and thanked them for listening. He said they love everyone who is with them every day. Howard said they'll see in the new year. Howard did a live commercial read and ended the show around 11:15am.
Today's show was over around 11:15am.
Today's show was over around 11:00am.