| Monday | Tuesday |
|
|
| Wednesday | Thursday |
|
|
| Friday | |
|
|
Howard started the show talking about how ever since he's been talking about this song (The Great American Nightmare) he's been having agida about it. He said he has to make it right and get back in the studio. He said he has to make a hit song. Robin said she thought he was releasing something. Howard said he is not happy with this performance. He said he was going to stop playing the song but Rob asked him to keep it going. He said it was about 2 years ago. He said that Rob got so upset about it. He said he was having a conversation with Robin on the air about changing it up. He said Bubba had that Hendrix song for his show. He said he thought about changing his up. Howard said he can't sing like Rob does. He said he tried to get him to do that growl thing.
Howard said he was watching Saturday Night Live and laying in bed. He said they had Maggie Rogers as the musical guest. He doesn't know her. He said maybe this is why he was a decent judge on America's Got Talent. He said he was laying there saying there was something wrong with her being off key. He said he wasn't sure if he was nuts or if she was off key. He said those jeans she was wearing were Mom jeans. He said Jason told him that she was getting panned for being off key too. He said he was right. He said maybe that's her thing and that's what she does.
Howard said on Saturday Night Live maybe she didn't hear herself. He said she actually got on key and she was able to sing. He said that she is from some rural area and grew up on some farm. Gary said it is a rural part of Maryland. Howard asked where that is. Robin said there's plenty of rural in Maryland. She said none of that worked. She said the second song didn't work either. She said she was in a dress in that one and you couldn't see her. She said it was like she was dancing but not. She said you're not sure if she was dancing.
Howard said Jon told him that she had no shoes on. He said you know they're crazy when they don't have shoes on. Gary said it was interpretive dance and not that far off of what Underdog Lady does.
Howard played the song he was talking about where she was off key. He wondered if she has a big bush. Robin said most likely. Howard said now she's getting back on key. He said she actually can sing.
Howard said that she grew up on a farm so she was probably nervous. Robin said she didn't look like she knew she was going to be on camera when she did the promo for this week's show. Howard said she just fucked up a little bit. He said if you can't hear yourself you can fuck up. He said he has been on a big show on NBC and a lot of shit can go wrong. He said here we are talking about her anyway.
Howard said he heard that Pete Davidson did mention Ariana Grande again. He said he likes that. Robin said he did give a speech. Howard said he likes that. He said there's this thing in show business where they pretend they're not going out. He said you can't even ask them about it.
Howard said Pete said this. He played a clip from his bit on Saturday Night Live where he mentioned Ariana. He said it's no one's business but he thinks she's a wonderful, strong person. Howard said that she had released a song about all of her ex-boyfriends. Howard said he must fuck good because no girl ever released a song about him. Howard said they just didn't care. He said they'd just try to erase him from their memory. Howard played Ariana's song and said he has to admit he never knows what she's singing about. He said he has to figure out this one. JD had the lyrics for him. Howard said maybe he has to figure it out on his own. He wondered if it's a thing to make it not that clear. JD said maybe.
Howard replayed the song and went through all of the lyrics. He wasn't getting them all so he had to refer to the notes he got from JD. Howard got a bunch wrong. He got some of it right. Howard gave up and said he doesn't care. Robin said she just sang ''Now I'm so amazing.'' Howard asked who writes that in a song. He said she is kind of amazing though. He said she's hot.
Howard said he was watching Hailey Steinfeld hosting a show. He said he thought she was an amazing actress. He said that now she's showing up and she's the hottest person on the planet. He said she's too hot to be in the movies. He said she wasn't that hot in the movies he saw. He was wondering how she got so hot. He said hot is very important. Robin said not really. She said you lose it so it's disappointing. Howard said he wouldn't know about that.
Howard said they had the Victoria's Secret models in the paper today. He said he was reading the article about these hot women and people are upset that they're only hiring skinny people. Howard said he was like wait a second. He said he likes to see good looking people. He said he sees enough people who are fat. He said that modeling is for people who are the best looking people on the planet.
Howard read the article about the Victoria's Secret models. He said people are assholes for getting upset about them only hiring skinny models. He said you're not a model if you're fat. He said it doesn't work that way. Robin said you can't take a model's life. She said they don't have it easy. Howard read more of the article about the women they pick. Howard was all for that. He said how about start a fat lingerie show and see who shows up to that. He said if you don't like it, don't go.
Howard said he lost his interest when she stopped posting those pictures. He said that Fred said he wants to hold a candlelight vigil for her breasts this week. Howard said maybe he should do that. He said this fucking cancer is a plague. He said that this is a lovely person. He said that he's not sure where all of this comes from. He said that maybe the body isn't built to live this long like Dr. Agus told Robin.
Mike asked what kind of food he eats to keep this away. Howard said he doesn't know. He said he can't keep up. He said he reads about eating organic foods and all of that. He said he stopped eating meat and chicken and tired to go to fish and then he's got too much mercury in his system. He said someone turned him on to faux substitutes and that's processed food. He said he doesn't have time for all of this nonsense.
Howard said he doesn't have the time to figure it all out. Robin said the food is marked. Howard said he's had it. He said he's not going to look. He said he's going to have his faux turkey once a week.
Robin said Howard came in talking about some new burger and she looked it up and she saw it had something called Heem in it. She said it's a component of blood. Howard asked if he ate that. Mike said something and set Howard off. He said he has to shut up while he's talking. He said he's like a buzzing gnat.
Mike brought up the Heem stuff asking about that. Howard said he thought he was eating a burger made out of vegetables. Robin said no, it's Heem. Howard said he's nauseous now. He said she feels like he bit into a blood bag.
Howard said he is upset about Jillian. He said he loves her very much. He said he thinks he read that she's getting new titties. He said that he hasn't been following her because he hasn't seen new pictures of her. He said he had those in his memory already. He said he should have checked her for lumps years ago. He said she has kids now and he's very sorry about that. He said he'd like to consult her on her new titties. He said he read that she had a picture of herself from when she was younger and she just wants her old titties back. Howard said they're very important to a woman. Robin said they're important like Howard's balls are to him.
Howard said he would like an empty sack. He said it would look like a chicken neck. Howard asked if Jillian would let the fans feel her up with the old titties. Robin said they have something growing in them. Howard said that won't stop most guys. Fred played a horn honking. Howard said hang in there Jillian. He said they love her on this show.
Howard said he would love if Robin went on Saturday Night Live to do two songs. Robin said she'd have to get out of the way of people throwing things. Fred played Robin singing ''Diamonds.''
Robin said this ''Heem'' is coming from soy beans. She said it's some sort of a hemoglobin from the soy plant. Howard said he just can't do the right thing. He said maybe he should just say fuck it. He said he was eating spaghetti and mushrooms last night. He said there's nothing else to eat.
Howard said Richard ran in the marathon over the weekend. He said he did it in 4 hours and 39 minutes.
Robin said the fastest person was 2 hours and 6 minutes. Robin said the fastest woman was 2 hours 29 minutes. Robin said this is amazing. Gary said there was a group of people trying to break the 2 hour mark. Howard said he goes running and he was down to a mile and he'd have to pee and it was burning. He said it was that bad. He said Dr. Agus told him that you can get blood in your urine from running. He said he said he had to be kidding. Robin said there are people who get to 80 and run for miles and miles. Howard said David Letterman can run 10 miles at 70. He said he can't do it. He said he just sat in his house all day.
Howard said George Takei is 81 and he's still working out. Robin said it all depends on genetics and musculature among other things.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he ran the marathon and he was thinking about Howard while he was running. He said that is one amazing event that they put on. He said that Howard got him through it. He said when you run that long you think about things and he was listening to the show while he ran. Howard said what a fucking maniac. He said it took him so long to get to the fact that he was just listening to the Sarah Silverman interview. Howard asked what it is that makes people not make sense. Robin said maybe it's the Heem.
Howard said he has been saving stupid stuff having to do with the show. He said he gets a bill from the warehouse where they keep it. He said he figured one day he'd do something with it. He said he's never going to do anything with it. Howard had to go off on Bobo for just saying ''Right'' in the middle of his talk. Howard asked if Bobo went to college. Bobo said no. He had said ''I won't say nothing'' and Howard picked that grammar apart. Howard said he thought English was his second language hearing that.
Gary said that Shuli got a list of Bobo's misspellings out of his notebooks. Howard had Shuli come in to talk about that.
Shuli came in and gave Bobo a few words he had messed up in his notebooks. Bobo got a couple right but he spelled deliberately ''delibertly.'' He had trouble with psychiatrist, composure, psychiatrist and judgmental in the notebook.
They played a Bobo song parody after that. Shuli asked Bobo what's up with the back grace he's been wearing. Bobo said his back went out a couple of times. He said its like once a month he wears it. He didn't know what Shuli was talking about at first. Shuli said it looks like a whole big thing around his neck. He showed Howard a picture of it. Howard asked how Bobo didn't know what they were talking about.
Howard said he has to post that picture. He said he should call it ''Mentally challenged Frankenstein.''
Bobo said he has to fess up to something. He said he had something done. He said this is an exclusive. Shuli said he knew it. Bobo said he had neck surgery done back in June. He said it was the worst ever. He said it was so painful. Bobo said you go to sleep and you don't know ho much you turn your head. He had he had a problem and the neck surgery was a success. Robin asked why he wears that thing once a month. Bobo said he had to wear it for 4 hours a day. Howard said goodbye to Bobo.
Howard said he'll talk about the Fartman thing without Bobo. He said he's hearing him saying ''right'' the whole time he's talking. He said he had to get him off the phone. Howard and Fred were doing their Bobo voices like he's Elmer Fudd.
Howard said he was going to talk about this Fartman outfit and then Bobo is interrupting. He did an impression of Bobo interrupting him. He said he had this whole thing he was going to tell Robin about.
Howard said he doesn't need that in the background. He said just shut up. He said it doesn't even make sense. He said Bobo just wants to see how long he can stay on the air. Robin said he could stay on if he didn't interrupt him. Howard and the guys were still goofing on Bobo for saying ''right.'' Robin said just listen. Howard said if he had something to add then it's fine. He said just saying right isn't what he wants. Howard said he's a maniac.
Howard said this Fartman thing got him thinking. He said he was asking the people he works with why he's saving it all. He said he should auction it all off for charity. Howard said he's paying this massive bill every month to house this stuff. Howard asked Gary if he has a list of some of that junk. He said they were saving everything for a while. He said if someone dropped a tissue they were saving it.
Gary said they had a paper mache thing of the studio. Howard said they were keeping everything from the TV show. Robin said that's not something he had built before they had the set. Howard said he doesn't even know what he has. He said he gave out an edict years ago about looking at everything. He said they must have thought to just throw it all in there. Gary said he knows that they have the painting of him that Fred painted. Robin said that's part of the show history. Howard said that's fine. He said some f the stuff might be interesting.
Howard said Memet has a nude painting of Robin in his apartment. Fred said ''Right'' as Bobo. Howard laughed. Howard said he didn't want a nude picture of Robin. He said Memet has it in his place though. He said Benjy kept the glove that Perez Hilton fingered him with. He said it just gets thrown into this storage bin.
Howard said what's weird about it is that he has to keep getting bigger storage space. He said he wants to just throw it all out. He said he's not going to do a Howard Stern museum. He said that it would be kind of funny if they put it on a bus and sent it to different places around the country. He said they have so many stupid things. He said every time he wants to throw it out he takes a pause and thinks that the museum bit would be funny.
Howard said then he hears about this Fartman outfit being up for auction. He said he wondered how Ralph didn't save that. Robin asked if he talked to him about that. Howard said no and he doesn't want to. He said he's sure he's sleeping now anyway. He said he's exhausted from a day of doing nothing. He said that can be exhausting.
Howard said JD sent him the news story about this Fartman costume being up for auction. He said he has some other stuff he's auctioning off. He said he wondered who the fuck would want that thing. Then he wondered how he doesn't have it. He said at the time it was a stupid little thing they put together. He said it was cheaply made. Howard said the one in the movie was kept by the movie company. He said he has an artists rendering of that costume.
Gary came in and said he has the catalog. He said it takes up 3 pages in the catalog. Robin said she remembers how it all came out. Howard said that he has that illustration. Howard said he has the original. Robin said she doesn't understand any of this. Howard said he has the original in his bathroom. He said he's not sure now. He said maybe what he has isn't the original. He said the costume looks like it's worth something in that catalog.
Robin said that Gene Siskel was there and said he owned the suit from Saturday Night Fever and he knew because the movie was so good that it would be iconic. Robin said this is iconic for that time because MTV always shows that segment when they do a history of their awards.
Howard said this auction house has this costume and he's not sure why. He said he really doesn't care. He said this is the opportunity for this woman to talk about how much she dislikes him. Howard played a news clip where this news anchor was talking about the costume and how it was hitting the auction block. The anchor said that it was supposed to go for about $8,000 which is $7,999 more than it should go for. Howard said he's sorry he's not as hot as she is. He said she's just jealous that he has talent. He said he's never even heard of her. Howard went off on her for a minute. He said good luck in Jacksonville or wherever she is. He said she had to ad lib during the Fartman thing. He said she's showing her disgust for this gentleman. Howard said she's busy trying to keep her skin from wrinkling so her station doesn't fire her. He said fuck you.
Howard said this woman's awful personality was shining there. He said it wasn't even witty. He said that this is the fun part of the show where they get to act disgusted.
Howard played the clip again and went off on the woman about her snide comments. Howard said they're still talking about this even though it happened 50 years ago. He said god cursed him when he made him so intelligent. He said this asshole news anchor just responds with an ''Ugh'' while this woman is speaking. Howard went off on that guy. Howard said that costume was some shit they just threw together. He said it's not worth 10 cents.
Howard said she might be right about it only being worth a dollar. Howard said she was probably a cheerleader in high school. He said he guarantees they have never broken a story in their lives. He said they're not journalists.
Howard said these women probably don't show that much disgust for the immigrant kids in cages. He said that he hates these two women. Robin said it's fake disgust.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if his original could be one of six. He said they'd have a few for the movie. Howard said the original one from the MTV awards was just a one off.
Howard had Ralph on the phone and he said he had nothing to do with that MTV one. He said that it was in between channel 9 and something. He said he had nothing to do with it. He said they based it on the channel 9 show costume. Howard said he's not sure who he did it with. Howard said maybe MTV did it. He said he thought that he kept it hidden from them. He said he remembers Ralph being there with him. Ralph said that was on the channel 9 show. Howard said he was fighting for ratings on that show. He said they beat Saturday Night Live with that. He said that he remembers hot chicks back stage at MTV and his ass was hanging out. He said he has cellulite and he has no musculature. He said he remembers it was funny but then he thought about how everyone was looking at it. Ralph said that's so great. Howard said his ass was hanging out and he didn't know just how bad it was.
Howard said he was walking around there and everyone was looking at him. He said he should have had a towel to cover his ass. He said it looked like two droopy saddle bags.
Howard said he doesn't have an organization and he didn't know what to do with the costume. Ralph said he thinks he should save some stuff but Howard never wanted to save it. Howard said it's hard to know what's stupid at the time. Ralph said he knows what's worth something and what's not. Howard said he wants him to go through his warehouse and figure that out. Ralph said he'll do that. He said some of that stuff isn't worth shit.
Robin said there has to be multiple costumes. Robin said that he brought it back during the 9/11 thing. Howard said he had an astronaut costume that he cut the cheeks out of. Gary said it was a hasn't suit. Howard said people loved that. He said people applaud when Lena Dunham is naked on TV so why shouldn't he show his ass? He said that people think she's brave so why isn't he brave for showing his ass?
Howard said he has to take a break. Fred played the Tony Visconti ''Fartman'' theme song before they did that.
Please visit Amazon.com for all of your shopping needs.
As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Howard said enough of Fartman and the costume. He said go have fun with it. Howard said that the only memorabilia he thinks is worth anything is when Brad Gray was alive he showed him the actual bus uniform that Ralph Kramden wore on the Honeymooners. He said he had it on a mannequin and it was big. He said it was a lot of material. Howard said he told Brad that he was blown out by that. He said he never gets moved by any memorabilia. He said that moved him.
Robin said she was at the offices of George Lucas and she saw the Darth Vader outfit. She said that moved her. She said she was there while they were working on Star Trek at the time at Industrial Light and Magic. Robin said they had all of that Star Wars stuff there and it was just the idea of that costume being so menacing. She said she was moved by that.
Howard said that what destroys that is when you see this other stuff. He said there's this thing that JD sent him. He said it's an ad for hiring people to make announcements for you. He said that he saw this one and it was Caitlyn Jenner on Cameo. He said she's introducing herself and saying she can't wait to get $1,000 to make messages for you. Howard asked who is calling and asking for that. He said he can't imagine one person calls. He said that she must have Bruce Jenner money. He said he gets it if you want to do that if you have no money. He said he'd think he'd be rolling in dough. Robin said she thought so too. She said they are doing that TV show and they have closets full of clothes.
Howard said listen to this. He said he's wondering what's going on out there. Howard played the clip of Caitlyn Jenner asking for $1000 to make a birthday wish. Robin asked Howard what he thinks Steven Tyler would ask to marry someone. Howard said he should have a ton of money too. Howard went through his thoughts on that and said maybe he doesn't have as much money as you'd think. He said maybe 1 billion dollars. Howard said he's going to say $15,000. Then he said 25,000. Robin said he's way off. She said he's being very reasonable. She said he's doing it for $1,000. Howard said you have to fly him there though. Robin said he will do it for $1,000. Howard said that can't be right. He said that someone took his money. He said it can't be Steven Tyler. Robin said she found it hard to believe too. Howard said the guys are saying it's $200,000. He said you're not going to get a rich guy like that out of bed for $1,000. Robin said she's pretty sure she read that in an article. She wasn't able to find that article. Howard said she has to be wrong about that. Robin said she's still looking for the article.
Howard said just listen to Caitlyn Jenner. He said she's asking for $1,000 to send a message to someone. Robin found the article and said she was right about the $200,000. Robin said he plans to do more weddings after doing his son's wedding.
Howard got back to Caitlyn and played her message on the Cameo app where she is pitching the idea to do video announcements. Caitlyn said that you can get your own personal video of her doing just about anything you want.
Howard said he has to straighten Robin out on something. He said TMZ asked Steven how much he'd charge to do a wedding and he made up that number on the spot. He's not doing weddings. Robin said that's not what they say in the article she was reading.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he has seen the new Bohemian Rhapsody movie. Howard said it looked pretty lame to him. He said he hasn't seen it so he won't comment. He said he heard the movie studio wanted him to see it and they were going to send him a copy but then they said that he had two secret passwords to get to it. Howard said he told them to stop the horse shit. He said it's not that important to him. He said the instructions for what he'd have to do is like the instructions for killing Osama bin Laden. Howard said he told the guys to call them and tell them that he doesn't want to see it that bad.
The caller said that you could tell it was the other guys in the band producing it because they made sure their names were out there. Howard said if you make a movie about Queen then you make sure no one from the band is involved. He said make up your own movie. He said he would have seen it if he was willing to join the CIA and sign an affidavit.
The caller said that Howard should wake up and do one show a week at noon or something. Howard said he doesn't want to do that. He said he would be too out of it. Howard said he'd be up at 5 in the morning no matter what. Howard said he'll be just fine. He thanked the caller for the call. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
Please visit Amazon.com for all of your shopping needs.
As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Robin said Tuesday was such a high with the Ronnie roast. She said Wednesday's show was just confusing. Howard said someone wrote in about how Memet moves his hands while he's talking.
Howard said he was fascinated with the game he plays. He said Jason went out and bought it to see what it was about and he said it was weird. He said you play an outlaw and you get to rob a bank once in a while but most of it is doing mundane tasks. He said you have to go out and chop wood or you go out and sleep. He said then your character goes to sleep.
Howard asked Jason to come in and describe the game to him. He said it's a weird game from what he hears. Jason said the game is Red Dead Redemption 2. He said it's cool but it's a lot of mundane stuff. He said you have to pick flowers for medicine and things like that. He said you just live a life like a cowboy. He said you have to ride a horse to these towns. He said sometimes it can take 5 or 10 minutes just to get to the towns.
Howard said he'd rather spend his weekend going to a concert or going to see a real horse. Jason said the game looks cool. He said it's great if you want to zen out. He said it's not action packed. He said he's not good at games and he's kicking ass at it.
Howard said he would rather learn to play guitar than play this game. Jason said you have to build up your gang rep by doing these things. Howard said this game made close to a billion dollars on its first day out. Jason said he's only 8 percent through the game and it just goes on and on and on.
Howard said you play a character named Arthur. He said you can pay a woman to give you a sponge bath. Jason said you have to keep yourself clean and you can shave and stuff. He said he doesn't want to do that in real life. He said you work the character and shave yourself. Howard played the clip of the prostitute giving you a bath. He said it seems like you're watching a movie. Jason said that's what those scenes are like. Howard said he'd think robbing and killing is more like what you don't do in real life. Jason said Memet is playing it so he's killing everyone. He said he's playing the other way.
Howard played the clip of this guy getting his sponge bath. Howard asked if she's hot. Jason said he doesn't know this part. He said the girls are wearing those 1800s type outfits. He said he's only gotten through 8 percent of the game so he doesn't know everything.
Howard said the cowboy sounds like that Chris Christofferson guy. He played more of the clip and the woman and Arthur are just chatting and making small talk. Howard said ''Oh my god...'' He asked when you get jerked off. Jason said you get a boost for being clean. Howard said this is a horrible game. Robin said this is what they take out of movies. Howard said this has to be an enormous waste of time. Jason said he played for 2 hours and he accomplished nothing. Howard said Memet gave up 2 days with his girlfriend to do that. Jason said he's playing the bad guy in the game. He said maybe he's getting more out of it. Jason said he gave up on the game when he had to go out and identify flower types in the game.
Howard took a call from a guy who said this sounds like the gayest thing ever. He said he'd like to see some of them come out and chop wood for real. He said it's trees forever down where he lives. Howard said this guy does these chores for real. The caller said it does no good for your soul to play these games.
Howard asked if he gets sponge baths from prostitutes. The caller laughed and said he wishes he did. The caller, Mike, asked if they know how to grow their own food and fish and things like that. Howard said yes to some of those but he really didn't mean it.
Howard said most people he knows wouldn't survive one day in the Zombie apocalypse. Robin said she has Captain Dennis to help her out.
Howard said he likes how Memet is a bad cowboy and he didn't spend 2 days with his girlfriend because he had to play this game. Jason said he doesn't do chores around his house so he's not looking to do them in the game. He said the game is so time consuming.
Howard asked Memet if he spent the weekend playing the game again. Memet came in and said that he is playing a different game than Jason. He said his experience is way different. He said his cowboy isn't picking flowers. He said he just robs people all day long. Jason said he's just following the story. Memet said that he's now wanted dead or alive. Howard asked if he yelled at the prostitute. Memet said he's very nice to them actually. He said he's had women with their tits out in the game. Jason said he's still at the beginning of the game. Memet said once you're on your own then you can do more stuff. He said the first hour or so of the game is kind of slow. Memet said that you get to pick how your character looks and his is very cool.
Howard said Shuli told him the game sucks. Memet said that he plays different types of games. Howard said he'd want to shoot people. Memet said he's living the life of a bad cowboy. Memet said he spent one day chopping wood. He said the rest of the time he's robbing people.
Howard played a song parody about Memet to the tune of ''Wanted Dead Or Alive.'' Howard asked if he saw his girlfriend this weekend. Memet said he did. He said he played the game and he spent time with her too. He said he's not playing it in front of her.
Jason asked how many hours he's put into the game. Memet said he's not even going to look. He said it's probably embarrassing. Memet said he enjoys this game. He said he likes doing this and not doing other things that Howard was suggesting.
Memet said this weekend they tell you how good or bad you are. He said he achieved peak badness. He said when he rolls into town people get scared. Robin said she just figured out a new game and she has to get to a game developer. Howard said it's probably being a slave owner. Robin said that's not what it is.
Howard asked Memet more about the game and played some audio clips from the game. Howard pointed out it's not good dialog. Memet said they didn't pick a good part. Howard said you pick your character's facial hair too. Memet said his guy hasn't cut his for a while. He said his guy has a long beard.
Jason said he went with the default because it's so time consuming. Memet said that you have to change into clothes in the colder areas. He said that you'll get sick if you don't. Howard asked if he would play the other way if he finishes the game. Memet said he might. Memet said he got diagnosed with Tuberculosis so he's not sure how long his character will last. He said he's trying to take care of him.
Howard played a clip from a side game you play where you rescue a guy from a basement and the guy is dressed as a little boy.
Memet said he doesn't play those kind of things because you risk your life. He said anyone who asks for help he kills. Jason said he helped a woman who was trapped under a horse.
Howard said there's a story line where the guy gets raped by another guy. Memet said he didn't do that one. Howard played the clip from the game where a guy coaxes the character into his house and then rapes the guy.
Howard said he just got fucked in the ass by a wise guy. He said even the rape sounds lame. Memet said it's cool that anything can happen. Howard said no it's not.
Gary said he watched this one and you can see the guy behind him and you know what's going on. He said it's kind of gross.
Jason said that one of the things he did last night was take this guy to a bar to get him drunk. He said it went on for like 15 minutes. Howard said Shuli said the game sucks. Shuli said he only plays games that have action. He said he played this game and he had to shift through bear shit and he was done. He said he got right back to Call of Duty.
Howard said Memet is getting big laughs in the other room. Howard asked if these guys are wearing condoms when they get raped. Memet said he's not sure. Memet said he won't play the stuff that Jason is talking about. He said that he will throw that book of flowers out if he gets one.
Memet said that he gets in duels and things in the game. He said that it's fun. Howard said he wants to thank Shuli for his service playing Call of Duty. He said at least he's in the make believe military.
Howard said that when this guy gets raped in the ass he walks funny. He said that Memet should have gotten the book of flowers to help with his Tuberculosis. Memet said he likes riding around because the scenery is beautiful. Howard said he wants to draw or paint instead of playing stuff like that. Memet said he knows more people who play this than paint.
Howard said Gary was talking about something on the Wrap Up Show that he wants to talk about. He said that Gary is pissed at Memet about something. Robin said she heard about that. Howard played a clip of what Gary had about Memet. Gary said this happened 3-4 years ago and he sat him down to talk about it.
Gary came in and said that Memet was there for a few months when he first started there. He said that sometimes a guest will ask how his kids are doing. He said a big celebrity came in and asked how he was doing. He said Memet walked by and he had been there maybe 6 months. He said he went and told everyone that he was trying to get his son a job with a celebrity. He said this is what they deal with there. He said Memet has no respect for anyone. He said Memet really tried to fuck him.
Howard asked if Memet remembers this. Memet said he does and he remembers everyone talking about what was going on back there.
Gary asked what Memet was trying to do. Memet said that's what people do around there. Memet said that he brought it up because that's what everyone back there was talking about. Gary said he got in trouble over that. He said that it went from Memet to Jason and then Jason mentioned it to Howard. He said Howard got upset and he had to explain himself. He said Memet was only there for 6 months and he tried to fuck him over. He said this is the guy they deal with up there. He said that was a super fucked up thing.
Memet said he didn't bring up that story in the office. He said that he heard the story being told back there. Gary said he's a back stabbing douche. He told him to just own it. Memet said he owns it every day.
Gary said that he has Memet's ideas that he didn't bring up on the air. He said half of them involve Memet. Howard said he has a business to run and he wants him to pitch ideas. Gary said he wants to bring them up. He said that these are so important that they had to go right to Howard. He said one of them was to do a Super Bowl commercial. Gary asked why they'd take his idea and not someone who does this for a living. Memet said he had some ideas for how to make it cool. Howard said he's not in charge of that stuff. He said he doesn't run the company. Memet said he would go to the company and tell them to get rid of some channels and get this commercial up. Howard said he would fire him if he went into Jim's office and said he wanted a commercial. Memet said he would never do that. Howard said Gary would be out of there if he did that. Memet said he had ideas for that commercial.
Gary said here's another idea. He said get Louis C.K. to do his next special for their app. Howard said that they are a public company. He said if you put it on the app then you're endorsing him. Howard said stick in his zone. He said he's not taking Gary's job.
Memet said that the whole room broke into applause when he pitched his ideas. JD said they do that for everyone. Memet said they did it for him. Howard said they do that for everyone. Memet said he thinks they were being nice to everyone else. He said they don't do it all the time.
Howard said maybe they should have a TV program for Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein and get Roman Polanski to direct.
Gary said that he has an idea where they set up a phone line to take calls from fans who leave messages about Memet so they can edit them together. Memet said that came up in the meeting. He said that wasn't one of his ideas.
Howard said how about they get Jerry Sandusky and have him do a kid's show. Howard said how about they get OJ Simpson and Harvey Weinstein to do a show. Memet said that they would be so up the charts if they got Louis C.K. to do his special. Gary said if they did that they would lose their jobs.
Howard said he's vibing with Memet now. He said how about Richard just blows him on the app. Memet said he thinks the people who want that have already gotten the app. Howard said how about this... He gets Emily Ratajkowski to have sex with Ronnie on the app. Memet said he'd be making those calls today if they wanted to do that. Howard said how about he gets Ariana Grande to play anal ring toss. Memet said he likes that. Howard said he's opening him up creatively.
Howard said how about they light Benjy on fire exclusively on the app. He said how about they dig up the rock star Prince and turn him into a puppet for a concert. Howard said how about they get Scarlett Johansson to shit on someone's chest or get George Clooney to suck is own cock. Memet said yes to all of that. Howard said how about Bill Clinton fucks Hillary on the app and then he vomits. Memet said yes. Howard said how about they get Oprah to just shit out the Weight Watchers food she eats. Memet said yes to that too. Howard said how about they behead Jay Leno on the app. Memet said yes to that too. Howard said they probably can't do that legally on the app.
Howard said how about they get Sarah Sanders to blow Mike Pence on the app. Memet said that they would all get them on the front page of the paper. Memet said he wants to work on the commercial with Howard. Memet said he likes working with all of the guys except the ones who shoot him down.
Howard said he finally has a guy he can collaborate with. Howard told Fred to cut his cock off and transition live on the app. He said how about they get Derek Jeter to play baseball with his cock on the app. Or they can have Jon Hein get fucked in the ass by the Pope. Howard said they can get Ted Williams frozen head and they play football with it. He said they can get Mike Tyson to fight an Isis terrorist in a boxing match. Memet said that's a strong visual. Memet said he knows people are downloading the app as they speak.
Howard said his idea was to make a commercial for the Super Bowl. Gary said he got bored reading this idea. Memet said that Howard will hear it. He said he doesn't want it to get spoiled. He said he guarantees it would be the most talked about thing if they did it. Robin said they reject some commercials from the Super Bowl. Memet said that Scott Greenstein would love it. He said that Howard would like the pitch. He said he has to get it to him. Memet said he gave 10 ideas in the meeting and that's the only one that came up.
Gary said he also wanted to do a DNA test on Brent to find out how much Cro-Magnon man there is in there. Howard said he's heard enough. Howard said they say that Memet has to man up and wash his cunt out.
Howard read a few more emails about Memet. Most of the stuff he read were negative but there were a couple that weren't. Howard said he has his fans and his critics. Memet said he's not stopping. He said he'd rather do a great job than be nice.
Howard read a few more emails and there was a positive one in there. Howard said he had one guy who said he's the perfect villain. Memet said Gary is the villain and he's Batman. Howard read a few more and someone said that he belongs on Brokeback Mountain.
Memet told Howard to please just think about the commercial idea. He said if he really likes it please just say he likes it. Howard said he will check it out and he will tell him if he likes it.
Howard said that in the commercial he has a big dildo and he also says they get to see Richard shit in a diaper. Gary said that's not family friendly and how will anyone know what it is if they blur it out. Memet said they can blur out a small part of it. He told Gary not to worry about it. He said he'll handle it.
Howard read more negative emails about Memet. Memet said a lot of people want to have him get punched on the air. Howard said he has one for Fred. He said someone said keep those ''I'm a cowboy'' drops coming. Fred had some new ones like the one where Memet said he achieved peak badness in that video game. Memet said he should have known better than to bring this stuff up. He said he thinks his ideas are all good. He liked Howard's ideas too.
Howard asked if he's out of his mind. Memet said he bets they have more app downloads today than ever. He said they're talking about the app.
Howard took a call from a guy who said the reason he loves the app is because you're laughing your ass off listening. He said then you watch it and you laugh your dick off. He said he loved hearing Ronnie's mom yelling out ''Cuuunt!'' in that roast. Howard said he was watching the clips but he has to go back and watch the entire roast.
The caller said when he saw Ronnie's mom it was way better than he imagined. He said that she's attacking people and bashing people with that dildo. He said more Ronnie's mom and less Memet.
Howard said he can't wait for that commercial. He told him not to go to Jim's office. Howard said he likes those new drops that Fred has. Fred played some of those.
Howard played a drop of Curly from the Three Stooges saying ''I'm trying to think but nothing happens.'' He asked Robin what that is. She thought hit was Abbott or Costello. She quickly realized it was from the Three Stooges. Howard said that's his favorite line from the Three Stooges.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he wants to be locked in a room with Memet and he'll knock his teeth out of his head and then skull fuck him for the app. Howard said that would bring in millions of subscribers.
Howard played a clip of Robin saying she has big, pendulous breasts. Howard asked Robin f she knows what was happening at the time. Howard said this was from 2008. He said it was a presidential race discussion. Howard played the clip and he was asking her about how her breasts look. that's when she said she has big, pendulous breasts.
Howard played a clip of Bigfoot making a moaning sound on the show. Howard asked if Robin knows what the circumstance was. Robin said no. Howard said that was from a phony phone call they made to him and they used the voice of Little Lupe. He said they had make believe phone sex and that's the sound that Bigfoot made.
Howard said Little Lupe was the best. He played some of her clips and then had the phony phone call the guys made to Bigfoot with clips of Lupe.
Howard said that's what a bad cowboy sounds like. He said it's like a dying moose. He said that would be good on the video app. Howard said there you have a couple of origin drops. He went to break after that.
Howard said the ads are out there and a lot of republicans are acting like Trump. He said there really are consequences for what you say but politicians just say what they want. Howard said Scott Wagner in Pennsylvania said he's going to stop his opponent's face and win the race. Howard played a clip of the guy talking about stomping all over his face with golf spikes. Howard said that's what politicians are up to now. He asked who would every say something like that. Robin said that's someone who commands respect.
Howard said this is pretty good too. He said this is put out by black Americans for the President's agenda. They were asking for people to support French Hill. They said that if you vote for any white democrats then lynching could start again. Howard played that clip where they said white people could start lynching again if they elect Hill's opponent.
Howard asked if that was white people doing those voices. He said he thinks even French Hill denounced that ad. He said he's serious about that. He said he thinks he really did. Robin said she was totally confused by that ad.
Howard said this is a PAC supporting John James and they claim that his democratic opponent supports stabbing black babies. Howard played that clip and said it sounds muffled but she supports abortion so they say she wants black babies stabbed. Robin said this all makes her very sad.
Howard said in this clip there's a woman running for office and they found that she had sold some of her panties online. It was a news story that came out about her and her used panties sales. She said it was an error in judgment. They said she has deleted all of her accounts. Howard said she's a bad cowboy.
Howard said it's pretty tempting to sell that stuff if someone is willing to buy it. He said he wants to buy the panties she was wearing when she was interviewed. He said he's pretty sure that he'd sell his panties if he was a hot chick who people wanted to buy panties from. Howard said if he's a 6 and he has a nice body and some guy wants to buy her panties then he might do that.
Howard said the woman should have said that it wasn't bad judgment and she's into fiscal responsibility. He said that she's selling her panties. He only wishes he could sell his. Robin asked how you run for office and do that.
Howard said it's ridiculous that she had to stop doing that. He said that porno chicks don't even have names like Misty Crockett. He said that he'd just go with a real name. Robin said they have every popular name ruined by strippers. Howard said he saw Stormy Daniels being interviewed and she said she hates her real name. Howard said if he was a porn chick he'd have a regular name like Robin Smith. He said he thinks guys would find that hotter. Robin said she doesn't think so. Howard said Misty Crockett makes him mistrust you and think that she didn't really wear those panties. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break.
Please visit Amazon.com for all of your shopping needs.
As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Howard said he and Beth watched a great movie over the weekend. He said he was going to talk about it on the air. He said he looked up the reviews and how much money it made. He said it made $4 million and on RottenTomatoes it got savaged by the critics. He said the people liked it though. He said it was the movie by Dan Fogelman. He said he does ''This is Us.'' He said this movie was ''Life Itself.'' He said it was good. He said he liked the message of the movie. He said it was good. He said he's not sure if he directed it but the movie was good. He said now he's even thinking it's downgraded. He said he loved the movie. Robin said he's loved a lot of bad stuff. Howard said this was really good. Robin said he told her about a movie a couple of years ago and she can't watch it because Howard endorsed it. Howard said Robin has had missteps too. Robin said he didn't like Last Action Hero. Howard said Robin liked Hitch. He said that was a misstep.
Howard said the reviews said the movie was inadvertently hilarious. Howard said he loved it and he doesn't care. He said a lot of people loved it on RottenTomatoes. He said he wasn't wrong about it.
Howard said Robin gave Last Action Hero 4 stars. Robin said she still stands by it as a great film. Howard said she should let go of that. Robin said she will not take it back. Howard told her to take it back. She said she will not.
Howard took a call from Pocket who asked how Sacha Baron Cohen must feel that he wasn't part of that Queen movie. Howard said it didn't flop. He said it made 50 million. He said he's sure he's happy because the critics bashed it. He said he doesn't want to see it. Robin said most times these type of movies don't work at all. Pocket said that he'd go see it.
Howard said he was thinking about this Megyn Kelly thing. He said that she was a mismatch for NBC. He said NBC put her on in the morning to be a girl's girl and that's just not what she is. He said that ain't Megyn Kelly. He said it didn't work and then she says this one thing about black face. He said that it shows a naïveté on her part. Howard said NBC wanted her gone. He said they just went fuck it and let her hang out there to dry. He said they let NBC News and Al Roker discredit her. Howard said when you get these mega deals you get a big pay out. Then what the networks do is try not to pay their contract. Howard said that these networks do it all the time. He said they fuck the on air talent. Robin asked why they do that and not to the management. Howard said there's a course on how to fuck over entertainers. He said just give her the money. He said she did her work. He said now she has to try to get her money by lawyering up. He said that NBC fucked up and they have to pay. He said she's ruined now. He said they have to pay her.
Robin said Billy Bush was ruined. She said he wasn't getting her kind of money. Howard said that's what happens. Howard said if you are ruined at least there's a payday. He said that's all he has to say. He said she should be given her money. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin started her news with a story about The Walking Dead. She asked if she can say anything. Howard said no. He said everyone he knows there has not seen it yet. Robin said she has. She said that she stayed up to see it. Howard said they have lost half their audience. He said that maybe last night's episode brought some back. Robin said she thinks that the announcement that Rick Grimes was not returning had an affect on the ratings.
Robin said Pete Davidson was on air mentioning his love affair with Ariana Grande this weekend. Robin had a clip of Pete asking the Saturday Night Live musical guest if he would marry him. Robin asked if it's fair to do that when Ariana is still trying to get over that. Howard said he thinks she's fine and wasn't offended by it. Robin said then Pete was on Weekend Update and made a joke about the looks of a lot of candidates. Robin said one was about a guy who lost an eye while serving his country. Robin had a clip of Pete for Howard to play. Howard said he's sure he got shit for that joke about the guy looking like a pizza delivery guy in a porno. Howard said Pete's dad died in 9/11 and he has some sensitivity about that. He said he thinks Pete will regret that joke. Robin said he just kind of brushed it off like it was no big deal to lose his eye in war. Robin said it is a big deal. Robin said Pete also mentioned Ariana in that segment. Howard said he liked that he came in there and talked about his relationship. Robin said it's none of his business what people are doing with their relationship.
Robin read a story about a newlywed couple that was killed in a helicopter crash. Robin said the couple died in the crash along with the pilot. Robin said the crash was around midnight on Saturday night. Robin said they found the wreck around daybreak. Robin said the newlyweds were both seniors at a college. Howard said he hates helicopters.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said that Pete was very funny on Saturday Night Live. He said people should lighten up. Robin said you go over to Afghanistan and lose an eye and how he'd feel. Ralph said everyone is so sensitive. Robin said the reason they have the right to say what they want is because of guys like that.
Howard said he saw that Ralph tweeted out about Halloween. Ralph said it wasn't scary at all. He said that he should spoil it so no one goes to see it. He said what was shockingly bad was House of Cards. Howard said he lasted 5 minutes with it. He said he needs to see Kevin Spacey. Ralph said the last episode is so bad. He said don't watch it because you'll be so disappointed. Howard said he digs Robin Wright so much. Ralph said the story goes nowhere. He said it just bummed him out.
Robin got back to her news and read about how a prank by West Point cadets caused some damage to an eagle when it was kidnapped. Robin said the bird was returned when they realized that the stunt had gone wrong. Howard said that's not funny at all.
Howard took a call from a woman who asked if they heard about Alec Baldwin punching someone. Howard asked how you can't hear about it. He said Alec could get a parking space or a driver. He said he has told him that. He said he's sure he has the money to get a parking spot. He said he heard he had a friend holding a spot for him. He said that's a good friend. Robin asked if it was Stephen (his brother). Howard said you just can't do that. He said there is no law that says you are entitled to have someone hold your space. Howard said they say that the guy he punched didn't have a mark on his face at all. He said if Alec punched you then there's a good chance you'd be dead. Robin said Alec has denied hitting anyone. Howard said look at this, you can hire Steven Tyler to hold your parking space for $1,000. He said that's a joke for Robin. He did a live commercial read a short time later.
Robin read a story about a new porn star that Howard might like to get to know. Robin said her name is Udi Pineada. Howard said that's a good porn name. Robin said she's from Columbia and she decided to become a nun. Robin said she thought it was her calling and then she was a nun for 8 years but then she fell in love with a teacher and decided this was not her vocation. Robin said she left he convent and began working for Nestle where she met a man recruiting for webcam girls and she has remained in porn ever since. Robin said she thinks her new career is decent. Howard asked JD if he has ever web cammed with her. JD said he doesn't think he has.
Howard took a call from a guy, Jerry, who said he's 59 and his wife is 65 and he hasn't had sex with his wife in 3 years. Howard asked if he has asked her why. He said she says she has a bad back and she has essential tremors. He said after a while she just got turned off by sex. Howard said he's heard from some older women who don't want to have sex anymore after menopause. He said he's not sure what to do as a guy. He said if he didn't have that then he'd be fucked up. Jerry said he is still in love with his wife. Howard said he should have a talk with her about that. Jerry said he's a truck driver and he only goes home twice a week. Howard asked how that works. Jerry said it's worked over the years. He said he's been married to her all this time. Howard asked if she comes to visit or drive with him at all. Jerry said she does visit but she can't drive because of her bad back. Howard said he has to sit down and evaluate his life and go to a marriage counselor. Jerry said she doesn't want to change him or anything. Howard said he has to go. He said she's only seeing him 3 weeks a year. Howard said there's something off there.
Howard asked if he jerks off all the time. Jerry said he does. He said that gets boring after a while. Howard said this whole thing is crazy. He asked if she's kind of hot. Jerry said she is. He said she's 100 pounds. He said she's not a heifer. He said he's not thinking about leaving her or anything. Howard asked if she is romantic at all. He said they do hold hands and stuff like that. Howard asked if he gets into bed and touches her titties. He said that's about all he gets. He said that they don't have sex though. He said she's not into it anymore. Howard asked if they tongue kiss at all. Jerry said they do. He said he'll go to bed with his nuts aching. Howard asked if he rubs her ass and all of that. Jerry said he doesn't want to start a fight or anything. Howard said maybe she's waiting for him to do something. Robin asked if he's suggesting doing something on the road like to get the juices flowing. Jerry said that she thinks all he wants is sex. He said that's not the case though. He said that she just got her medical marijuana card though so maybe that will loosen her up. Howard said that this is mind blowing. He asked where he's at now. Jerry said he's in South Jersey right now.
Howard said Brent uses weed lube on his wife. Jerry said that he can't use that stuff because he'd lose his job. Howard said maybe his wife will loosen up with her weed. He said he has to go to therapy to talk about this. Jerry said he doesn't want to cause a big blow up with her. Howard said just tell his wife that they have to talk. He said he should tell her he loves her and he doesn't want to cheat on her but he has needs. He said he can tell her that he has needs sex. Jerry's phone was making noise because he just put his coat on. Howard said he thinks this would take hours to go through. He said he doesn't have time. Howard said he has to talk to her about this an get through it. He said he really has to go. Jerry said ''Fuck Memet'' before he got off the line. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about a study that shows that 1/3 of catholic bishops respond poorly to sex accusations in the church. Robin read some details about that.
Robin read a story about Hulk Hogan being back in the ring. Robin said he had to take off a few years after that tape came out. Robin said there were a couple of things going on with him. Robin said now he has returned for WWE's Crown Jewel Pay Per View in Saudi Arabia. Robin asked why they're over there. She read more about that story and what's going on with people criticizing them for holding it over there.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she wanted to talk about Bohemian Rhapsody. She said it got a 98 percent rating on RottenTomatoes. She said that Rami Malek was great in it. She said he might be up for an Oscar after this. Howard said he's not hearing great things about it.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said that she heard that Sharon Osbourne slipped Ozzy a Mickey to find out if he was telling the truth about having an affair. Howard said he wants to get that pill and give it to Fred. Mariann asked what's in the water today. Howard said he's not sure what's going on there. Gary said he's reading it now and she says that she gave Ozzy sleeping pills to get him to tell the truth. He said this is from that 2016 incident where they broke up for a while. Howard said get her in there to talk about that.
Robin read a story about a woman who went to Disney and left her baby there. Howard said she got charged with being a bad parent. Robin said she got into trouble for that.
Robin read a story about a 15 year old who strangled his mother. Robin said after that he got two friends to help get rid of her body and stage the house like there was a burglary. Howard said he sounds like a bad cowboy. Fred played the Memet ''I'm a bad cowboy'' drop. Robin read about why this kid got upset and ended up strangling his mother. Robin said he called his friends to come over to help get rid of her body. Robin said then they went back and tried to stage it like a burglary. Then he went to school and came back home and called police. Robin said it was like one of those TV shows where the guy tries to help. Robin said the other boys were released but this kid who strangled his mom was 15 and the other boys were 17. Robin said this was considered pre-meditated murder.
Robin read a story about an 11 year old boy who shot his grandmother and then shot himself. He had just been told to clean up his room. Robin said he got pissed off and got his grandfather's gun and shot his grandmother while she was watching TV. Robin said that the boy ended up shooting himself to death.
Robin read a story about it being election eve. Robin said that people are pulling out the heavy guns. She said a lot of celebrities are going out and speaking up. Howard said he was watching MSNBC and Jimmy Kimmel was out getting people to vote. He said he wrote him an email about that. He said he was out talking about health care. Howard said he did that while he was sitting at home. Robin read some stories about celebrities who are going out and backing politicians. Robin said Rihanna has asked Trump to stop using her music in his campaign. Robin had audio of President Obama and President Trump making speeches too. She had audio of Oprah Winfrey to play too.
Robin read a story about the mayor of a town who went to Afghanistan and ended up dying over there. Robin said he was killed by a trainee who was an Afghan soldier. Howard said what a mess that continues to be over there. Robin said other Afghans ended up killing that soldier. Robin said that he leaves behind 7 children. Robin had some clips of a guy talking about what a wonderful man this was.
Robin read a story about a shooting at a yoga studio in Florida over the weekend. Robin said the shooter had a history of groping women and being a self proclaimed misogynist. Robin said he shot himself after shooting 2 women at this yoga studio. Howard said he was thinking about starting yoga but this will stop him from doing that.
Robin read a story about the Mexican government's supreme court ruling that marijuana laws are unconstitutional. Robin said states like Colorado are thinking that this might cause issues with people who have marijuana businesses. Howard said they should have one law where it's all legal.
Robin read a story about Tom Brady and Aaron Rogers meeting and Tom Brady won. Robin said the game was pretty even but then they had a trick play that got the Patriots down the field and they ended up winning 31-17. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:20am.
Howard started the show talking about the clips Fred was playing where Goldust was letting out grunts. Howard said that's his favorite wrestler. He said that was one of his favorite shows when he was on the show making those noises. Robin said he was pretending that he had Tourettes. Howard said he wasn't buying it. He said he can tell when someone isn't acting well.
Howard said today is election day and he won't tell people to vote. He said there are 3 people there who aren't voting. He said he might name the people who aren't voting. Robin said it has to be Richard and Sal. Howard said Richard is voting. He said Sal, Shuli and Steve Nowicki aren't voting. He said he just hates that. He said Shuli said something about voting for Trump last time and now he doesn't trust himself to vote. He said Sal's just an idiot. He said he's just stupid. Robin said he made such a big deal about voting last time. He said Steve Nowicki he's not sure about.
Howard said they asked Ronnie who he's voting for and he doesn't know. He said he could give him a quick quiz about who he's supposed to vote for. Steve and Sal came in. Howard asked Ronnie if he's not voting or does he just not know who for. Ronnie said he's voting for governor. He said he knows he's voting for Cuomo. He said no one even knows the other guy. Howard said he likes Cuomo. Sal said he does too. He said he thinks it's a landslide with him. Howard said he hates that. He said that isn't the way it works. He said if everyone took that attitude this country would be destroyed. He said guys died for your right to vote.
Steve said he likes this guy who's a libertarian but he knows he can't win. Howard said that's why you have to vote. Steve said the DMV is a pain in the ass and that's one reason he's not voting. Howard said here are three issues on the ballot that could change this state for a long time.
Howard said Shuli just tried to run out. He told him to get back in there. Howard said he should be voting too. He said he thought he had a brain in his head. Howard asked if he's concerned about their future. Shuli said he sounds like his wife. He said he heard the same thing from her. He said he's going to vote today. He said he voted for Trump and he felt so fucking stupid after this guy went into office. He said he had a feeling for a while that it doesn't matter which side and it's all the same racket. Howard said it's really not.
Howard said he has to vote. He said he knows he wants to go home and play video games. Shuli said that's what he was most pissed about. Howard said he's a bright guy and he figured he'd vote. He asked what hope there is if he's not voting. Sal said look at what happened last time. Howard said a lot of people like Trump. He said he respects you if you vote. He said that's the whole premise of this country. Sal said it causes too much commotion. He said he's playing it safe and staying out of it.
Howard said he heard Trump last night saying that this is all rigged. He said he's the president. He said he's the guy in power so go out and do something about it. Howard said he's glad that Sal isn't voting. He said he's not qualified. Howard said he really doesn't think that Sal should vote. Sal said he votes for the big guns. He said this is the midterms. Robin said that's a stupid thing to say. Sal said the governor is important but he opens the papers and there's some sort of scandal going on every day. Howard asked what he's talking about. Sal said there's this guy who raped a lot of women and he's Chinese and Spanish. Howard said he has to stop. He said he's not going to get his news from him. He stopped Sal from saying more. Sal said he saw a commercial and he was speaking off of that. Howard said goodbye and kicked Sal out. He told Steve and Shuli to go out and vote.
Howard said Sal sounds like a moron talking. He said he can't imagine talking to Sal. Steve said he talks to him and he thinks he's a brilliant dude. Howard said he wants to vote Sal out of his life. Howard asked if he's as stupid as he is on the air. Steve said he's a brilliant guy at comedy. Howard said not everyone is corrupt.
Gary said that the person Sal is talking about isn't even in Sal's state. Robin said he was mixing up someone else. Gary said it's a Hispanic guy who looks Chinese. He called him a weebly wobbly guy.
Howard said Sal says he read in the paper but then it was a commercial. He said he was a Chinese Spanish guy. Howard said he's so confused. He said there is corruption everywhere but he believes in this system and the right to vote. He said it's not perfect. Robin said most people don't read about the people they're voting for. Robin said they vote based on the crazy commercials among other things.
Howard said if the whole system is corrupt then why are they sending their guys to Afghanistan. Steve said he liked some of this guy's views and he figured he can't vote Libertarian. Howard said if you do then they get on the ballot more. He said he has to vote. Shuli said he heard that Tan Mom is voting today.
Steve said some strippers wipe down with Clorox wipes. He said you see them wiping down their boobs with them.
Shuli said he had a stripper shove her knee into his balls one time in Vegas. He said he asked what the fuck she was doing. He said she was just getting into the song.
Steve said if the panties smelled at all he would have run out of there. Howard said you can't smell everything. He said he loves that he had that ability to tell if they were dirty by smell. He said his super nose tells him there's only a hint of E.Coli on those panties.
Howard asked Ronnie if he would freak out about that. Ronnie said he was there and saw it. He said Steve loved it. Howard said he just saw a crab crawl out of his mouth. Howard said that was the Ronnie-Ween appearance they did. Steve said he was the one who covered it. Shuli missed it.
Howard asked if Nowicki ended up with her that night. Ronnie said no. Steve said he was just covering it for the show. Ronnie said Steve other number. Steve said he's kind of glad that she blew him off. He said she texted and she was like Tan Mom with the texts. He said she writes like Tan mom does on Twitter.
Howard said he has clips to play from Ronnie's appearance. He read some of the notes that they had from the appearance. Steve said that Ronnie yelled out his catch phrases for 4 hours.
There were people wearing costumes for Halloween there at the appearance. Howard said that he saw Emily Ratajkowski on Jimmy Kimmel and she was dressed up as Raquel Welch. He said she looked hot.
Howard read that there was one guy in a devil costume at the club. Ronnie said that there were girls there in costumes. Howard said Ronnie hosted with Jessa Rhodes. Howard had some of his opening speech. He played the clip and Ronnie was kind of reserved. Ronnie was asking if every guy had a girl on his lap. Guys were yelling out ''Sixty nine!'' Ronnie asked it they were ready to get this shit started.
Howard said he was kind of mellow there. He said he wasn't yelling there. Shuli said he wasn't the usual Ronnie there. Howard said he got back on stage later and he went into his yelling mode then. Howard played another clip of Ronnie yelling his stuff out. He was yelling ''Yeah!'' and ''Lets do it! Party!'' He let out his ''Lets get this shit started'' again too.
Howard said there's the creep they paid for. Fred did his Ronnie yelling voice. Howard asked if he gets some booze in him and then he's ready. Ronnie said he had some friends show up and they got trashed. Steve said some people liked the yelling but some guys had no idea who he was and had funny looks on their faces.
Ronnie said the place is open after 2 in the morning and it becomes a night club. He said the people that come in aren't here for the strip club part of it. Steve said that people were trying to put the whole thing together and figure out why he was there.
Steve said he tried to interview some people and they didn't want to be on mic. He said that they had no idea who Ronnie was.
Howard asked what he was drinking and how much did he have. Ronnie said he had gin and tonic and he had maybe 4 or 5. Steve said Ronnie was yelling so loud that his ears were ringing for a week after.
Ronnie said he's doing a different appearance this weekend. He said he's appearing at a car show. He said it's an afternoon sort of thing. Fred was yelling out ''Lets fuck some cars!'' as Ronnie.
Howard said at one point the fire alarm went off and Ronnie was yelling about that. He played a clip of Ronnie yelling that they had set this place on fire. Ronnie was yelling ''Lets get this shit started'' again. Howard said he's full of ''Yeah'' and all of those things. Steve said he didn't give out the ''Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop the clock'' catch phrase. He said he keeps yelling out getting this shit started.
Howard asked if he doesn't yell out ''Lets fuck some whores'' because the girls don't like being called whores there. Ronnie said he doesn't even think about that.
Howard said he saw the poster for Ronnie's car show appearance and they said ''Howard Stern's Ronnie'' in the poster. Ronnie said he had them take that down within a half hour of it going up. He said the guy fucked up. He said he woke the guy up and got it changed. He said it was all changed.
Shuli said that was the ad that had Ronnie saying ''Duu.'' Ronnie said that's right. He didn't use that at the strip club though.
Howard said this is Ronnie trying to say civilian. Ronnie was getting a lap dance from her. Ronnie said he was laughing the whole time. Shuli said it was like bringing his wife to see the Godfather at that appearance. Robin said when she heard the introduction it sounded like Ronnie talking to a room full of Ronnies.
Howard said here's Ronnie talking to a woman in a prisoner costume. In the clip Ronnie said that when you go to prison you go and you bend over. Ronnie said she was one of the dancers. He said he knew her from the last time he was there. Howard said that was Ronnie-Ween.
Howard said Ronnie was dressed as a sex offender that night. He said he had an ankle bracelet on and everything. Howard and Fred did their impressions of Ronnie at the strip club. They had him saying all kinds of creepy things to the girls there.
Howard said imagine that woman goes home and talks about this old guy who was talking about strip searching her. He said she probably just smiled while he said all of this horrible shit to her. Ronnie asked why Steve was smiling at him. He said he was the one who took the panties in his mouth. Steve said he had no choice. He said it was a split second decision.
Howard said these poor girls are probably like the women that went to Harvey Weinstein's office. He said they just smile and deal with it. Howard did his Ronnie voice talking about the jail thing. Howard said this woman was probably afraid to say anything to the owners about this creepy old guy.
Shuli said that Ronnie reaches maximum creep level at strip clubs. He said it's nothing like what they see there. Howard said none of these appearances embarrass him at all. He played a song parody about Ronnie embarrassing him always.
Robin said Howard is never happy with his own appearances but Ronnie is happy with every one. Howard did more of his Ronnie voice talking about how these girls always love him at these clubs. Fred did more of his Ronnie puppet voice too.
Howard said he's not sure what's going on but they're hiring Ronnie for Ronnie-Ween. Steve said he would recommend going to one of these appearances. Howard said thanks for encouraging that.
Howard asked if any of the girls fell for him being an important guy in the business. Steve said he thinks they are paid to. Howard said they treat him like king of the hill. Steve said he's in the VIP section so of course they do. Howard said he thinks it was a great appearance. Ronnie said it was.
Shuli said he has a whole formula for those appearances. He said you can't tell the difference now. He said that he gave 100 percent down in Daytona. Howard said he yells all of his stuff and if he's not yelling then it's mailed in according to Shuli. Shuli said that's right. Howard and Fred did more of their impressions.
Howard mentioned that Ben Stiller will be in today. He said that he can't wait to talk to him. Fred and Howard did more of their Ronnie voices. Ronnie was getting all worked up laughing and yelling.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he has a problem with his driver being an alcoholic. Howard said he's not sure he's an alcoholic. Ronnie said he only drinks on the weekend. He said he doesn't drink that much. He said he was pretty gone at a wedding the other night. He said he had maybe 5 drinks that night. Howard said Ronnie's not an alcoholic, he's a Puss-aholic.
Howard said Fred Ronnie is now a puppet and you'll see that on the app. Howard did more of his own Ronnie voice talking about how he likes all pussy. He said there is no 12 step process for cunt addiction.
Howard asked how long Ronnie has gone without pussy in this new relationship. Ronnie said it's just a couple of days unless she's sick. He said they always do something. He said it's not every night because she's tired when she gets home. He said at least 4 nights a week. Howard said that's pretty good at his age. He said that's with no enhancement too. Ronnie said he has tried it but he doesn't have to use it.
Howard asked what else they do if it's not sex. Ronnie said that if she's not crazy about anal he'll do something else. He said on a special occasion they'll do anal. He said she'll roll over on her side and he can get off in her ass but not in it. He just rubs his dick in between the cheeks.
Ronnie said what you have to do is get the juices in there. He said you get he pre-cum shit in there first. Howard asked what she's doing the whole time. Ronnie said she's watching TV. Ronnie said he'll be doing that while the Walking Dead is on. He said it's kind of like beating yourself off. He said he cums on her ass. He said she doesn't mind it.
Howard asked if she wipes the cum out or does he do it. Ronnie said he's a nice guy and he does it. Howard said that poor girl. Shuli said it's like a hostage situation. Ronnie said it's not. He said she's just making sure he's taken care of.
Howard said Brent said that he should fuck her on her period. Howard said she's not into it so he doesn't do it. Howard said that's fine. Gary said Brent said he should fuck her like a real man while she's on her period.
Howard asked Ronnie if he's talking about opening up those ass chreecks open and then you rub it and cum in there. Ronnie said she'll ''institute it'' herself. Howard said it's instigate. Ronnie said whatever, it works. He said it's all good.
Howard said he has a clip of Ronnie talking about trashing his house once when he was drunk. Ronnie said that was at his 50th birthday party. He said he tore the bedroom apart. Ronnie told Wolfie about all of this stuff in that clip.
Ronnie told Howard that this was his 50th birthday party and his son had made mud slides. He said he was pounding one after the other. He said that he had a lot and then he ripped the house apart. He said he was out of his fucking mind. He said he went in the bedroom and laid down and then he started laughing. Howard said maybe he is a drunk. Ronnie said he was throwing stuff all over the place. Howard said Stephanie was only 15 when Ronnie was 50. Ronnie said he knows that.
The caller said when you go to an event and there's a fake celebrity there you know they're making drinks that are triples for the guy. Howard said he has no idea what he's talking about. He let the guy go.
Howard and Fred did more of their Ronnie voices talking about the 50th birthday. Steve said he loves how he says he was younger and he was 50.
Howard said he's glad that he had a good time at this Ronnie-Ween. Robin said she loved that line about how the girls were so hot that they set the fire alarm off. Howard said that was pretty good. Ronnie said it was. He said he might have to bring a boom box with him with sound effects on it. He could make that a bit on the show. Howard said good job to Steve and wrapped up the segment. They went to break after that.
Please visit Amazon.com for all of your shopping needs.
As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Howard said this poor woman has a cock in her ass and then she's wondering what's going to happen next. He said that Ronnie is working on her and then he's rubbing in there. Ronnie came in and said it doesn't work like that. He said they cuddle and even when she's on her period they're cuddling. He said she'll get in the mood and she'll be on her period and she'll bring up what they can do. Howard said he's got it. Robin asked if that's what the song ''The Space Between'' is about. Howard said that's right.
Howard asked Ronnie why he has to get the pre-cum in the ass cheeks. Ronnie said he'll just rest it there and he gets turned on. He said he'll be semi-hard. Howard asked how much pre-cum he has. He said it must be a big load. Ronnie said sometimes it takes a while. He said he can kill two birds with one stone. He said they watch TV and he'll do that. Howard asked if she ever complains about him being in there too long. Ronnie said it never lasts that long. He said she never complains about it either. Ronnie said he has to go get Ben Stiller. Howard said it's kind of weird sending Ronnie down to get Ben Stiller after that talk.
Howard played a clip of Tan Mom talking about how there is no song without her. She was talking to Shuli about this and Shuli said that they were praising Adam that day. Tan Mom said that it is her song and not Adam's song. She asked why they bring him on the show. She said she doesn't sing though. She said she just hangs out. She said if Kimmel doesn't like her then don't make it out to be like him and not her.
Howard said Tan Mom couldn't handle that. Robin said she had better watch out because on Lithium they have that DJ Madison who said that Adam contacted her to do a song because she sings during her time on air.
Howard said Tan Mom almost got into a fight with people at a nearby table out at a restaurant. Howard asked Shuli to come in and talk about that. Shuli said he had to take he rout to kill time one day. He said they were at a restaurant and there were people 2 feet away. He said she was trying to tell him what's going on with them fighting and she put her hand by her ear, instead of her mouth, to tell him what this idiot just said. He said the guy looked over at them and she just kept going calling the guy an idiot. Shuli did his Tan Mom voice talking about that conversation.
Howard played the song and Shuli brought up his favorite lines in the song. He said every time he hears the song he has a new favorite part.
Shuli said that his kids love the song. Robin said that's the market you want for that song. She said that's the target. Howard played a Tan Mom in concert commercial parody. They went to break a short time later.
Howard took a call from a guy from South Carolina and had Fred give him the sound of happiness. Fred played that air horn clip. The caller said he's been listening since the NBC days. He said he loves everyone there. Howard said they're wonderful and fun. The caller said his son passed away in August. Howard said edit that out immediately. He said they were having fun. the caller said that they got him through that time. Howard asked how old his son was. The caller, JT, said that he was 29. He said it was due to the opioid epidemic. JT also said he wants to come up there and punch Memet. Howard said he's not going to let Memet do that.
Robin said that people are wondering how long he's going to put up with Memet. Howard said he's doing his job. He said he has no problem with the guy. Howard played some gay porn clips where they were doing cowboy stuff. He played that for Memet.
Howard took a call from Tan Mom who was just yelling at someone and she wasn't paying attention. Howard asked why she's always yelling at someone. Tan Mom said she's in a car and she was looking up and she was like ''Oh my god.''
Howard said Tan Mom reminds him of Busy Phillips. He said he was watching her the other day. He said Robin has to see that show.
Howard asked Tan Mom if she's voting. She said she's not. She said she just decided a half hour ago not to. She said she wanted Hugin but then she was reading more and she decided that she'll just go with Hugin. She said she's just distracted this morning. She said she is going to vote.
Howard said Tan Mom is talking about Hugin vs. Menendez. Howard said he's the republican candidate. Howard asked what it is that she wanted to say. Robin said Tan Mom was just saying she's at the airport and she's setting off the metal detector. Gary said he thought she moved to Florida. Howard said she's up there. Howard asked if she met any guys in Florida. Tan Mom said she's still waiting for Howard to do the dating game.
Howard said Jimmy Kimmel was talking about how much he likes that song of her's. Tan Mom said she was fine with that. Howard said he's glad to hear that she's going to go out and vote.
Gary asked if Tan Mom has seen the video yet because it's mostly Adam. Tan Mom said she has seen it. Tan Mom said there is a lot of Adam in it. Howard said it's hard to know who the star is. Tan Mom said she's the star. Howard said she's not in an argumentative mood. Tan Mom said she doesn't want to get dragged into it.
Howard had fake Adam on the phone and he was saying that they spent 5 hours cutting her out of the video. Howard said he's not going to go with that. He said he doesn't want to start something. Howard said there's word that they're getting an exclusive with the Tan Mom video for the app.
Howard asked Wendy about who she's going to vote for and gave her some names. Wendy said she's probably going with Scott or the other one. Howard said that's Nelson. Robin asked if she votes for the first name she sees. Wendy said yes.
Howard asked if she has to pee in the booth will she just go in her diaper. Wendy said yes. Howard asked if she's afraid that she's going to scare people off. Wendy said yes. Howard said she's doing her duty and her doody at the same time.
Wendy asked Robin if her cancer is over with because she keeps hearing that it's not. Robin said she's not sure who is talking about it but her cancer is in remission. Wendy said she was wondering because she keeps hearing about it. She said that she was worried about her. Robin said she's okay so don't worry.
Gary said they got a report on Wendy and one of their guys was down there and they went to Wendy's. He said when she pulled down her pants a turd just fell on the floor. Howard said this is way more interesting than Robin's cancer.
Wendy said she just had an accident. Howard asked if it came out before he sat on the toilet. She said yes. Robin asked how their guy knew it. Wendy told him. Howard asked what she eats there at Wendy's. Wendy had a whole list of food she gets there. Gary said she spent $17.50 at Wendy's. He said that's like 100 bucks at any other place. Gary read the receipt that had a ton of food on it.
Howard said that's a lot of food. Gary said it also takes her over an hour to eat it because she has no teeth. Howard said that the chili is easy to eat. Wendy said the burger is the hardest thing to eat. She said she was hungry that day because he hadn't eaten anything that morning.
Howard asked Wendy about the doody that fell out and how she picked it up. Wendy said she picked it up with her hands. Robin asked if she washed her hands. Wendy said she did. She said she went back out and left Wendy's after that.
Gary said their reporter says her fingernails are black. Howard said it must be hard to get the doody off. He said her doody must have been large too. Wendy said yes. Howard asked if she sees any food in her doody. Wendy said she does. Howard said it's interesting when you see that. He said he's concerned about her health. He said she's eating a lot of food.
Howard said Wendy called in today to mention some guy's name so she can get money from him. Wendy said that he's a friend and she'll get $250 from him. She said that he's Austin Christopher. She said he's a friend and a buddy. Howard told her to go collect her 250. He let her go after that.
Howard said send him half that money and they'll start a business. He said she can't keep all of that for herself.
Howard took a call from a woman who was having a hard time hearing him and he was having a hard time getting through to her. Howard went back and forth with her for a short time. He was about to hang up. He asked what happened with her because he said her name like 50 times. Howard said he used to listen to radio and people would get on and they'd talk right away. Howard said he never heard a woman like this. He said he hears other shows and they don't have this problem. Howard said he said hello and Trish gave a vague ''Howard?'' and they went back and forth for 20 fucking minutes. Howard said Alexander Graham Bell had an easier time with his connection. Howard said this woman is single handedly crushing his childhood dream.
Trish asked if he's done now. She said she has listened to the show for 20 years. Howard said he needs to move on. Trish said that he can't be cutting down Trump like this. She said he's alienating his fans. She said that he was doing that at the beginning of the show. Howard said he saw the news where he said the election is rigged and fixed. He said he's the president so if he wants to put funds toward making sure we have a tight lock on elections then he can do it. He said he's the president! He said that he can't say ''they're'' fixing the election if you don't say who ''they'' are. He said he can fix the system. Trish said they can't just fix it like that. Howard said he wants to talk about people breaking out of prison. He said it makes more sense.
Howard said he's not Sean Hannity. He said he doesn't have to blow Trump every minute. He said don't listen if you don't like what he's saying. He hung up on Trish. They went to break a short time later.
Please visit Amazon.com for all of your shopping needs.
As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Howard came back and said he never did get to interview Tom Petty. He said he almost did. He said it was something about scheduling. Howard said Ben Stiller is there though. He said he was out campaigning for a local official yesterday.
Howard said he's been checking out Ben's music lately. He asked what happened to the guys who were in the band with him. Ben said one of them is a chief judge on the court of appeals in Arizona. Ben said that was Pete Swan. Howard said his band was in high school. Ben said they didn't even play live. He said they were an experimental band. Howard said another guy is a teacher of Czech literature. Howard asked when he calls to get them back together... Ben said he didn't make the call. He said that a record company found their album and the came to them looking to do something. He said they didn't know he was the drummer. He said the band formed in 1982 and broke up in 82.
Howard said Gene Simmons was involved in some way. Ben said that Chris' parents knew Gene and they invited him to go to dinner with them. Howard asked if he was a KISS fan. Ben said he wasn't really but it was wild to see Gene out of makeup. He said that Gene was very nice to them. Howard asked if he gave them any advice. Ben said he doesn't remember much. He said they had an album called Creatures of the Night and Chris had a song named the same thing.
Howard asked what happened there. Ben said they wanted to put the album out and Chris came up with the idea to do another song for the album. Howard said he has the whole album there. Ben said his favorite song is ''Confusion.'' Howard said there's not a lot of drum on the album. Ben said he wasn't the strongest drummer. He said he had been taking lessons for like a year at that time. He said he's much better now.
Howard said the songs all have big build ups. Ben asked if he has the new album because they recut that one. Howard played Necromincon next. Howard said they were way ahead of their time. They had someone breathing and saying ''John'' over and over. Ben said it's weird to listen to something they did 35 years ago. Howard said he would go to a concert. Ben said he's having fun playing with the guys. He said it's not serious at all.
Howard said that he had a band and he had a song called ''Silver Nickels and Golden Times.'' Howard played another song for Ben's band ''Capital Punishment'' where they had a Sitar. Ben said that they had access to instruments. Howard asked if he thought they were going to make it at some point. Ben said not at all. Howard said he did. Ben said if Howard had gotten behind them they could have made it big. Howard said he was on the air at the time.
Ben said that Chris took the records and put them on consignment. He said that most of the sales were to their parents. Howard said he loves his band. Ben said they may play live so he'll let him know. He said they played yesterday and it was fun.
Ben said his drums are not good. He said his timing is off. Howard played ''Delta Time'' and Ben was playing on that. Howard said that's no Eddie Van Halen on guitar. Ben said that was Chris. He said he's had 35 years to work on that.
Howard said he saw that Ben was out campaigning yesterday. Ben said he was out with a state senate candidate. He said he just wanted people to get out and vote. He said he got in touch with a friend who set him up with this guy. He said he was going around Brooklyn. He said that they were talking about women's rights to have abortions and this guy was out there fighting for those rights. Howard said we have to protect abortion rights. Ben said he thinks so too.
Howard asked what happens when he knocks on a door. He asked if he has to say who he is. Ben said maybe 4 people out of 20 were home and only maybe 2 recognized him. Howard asked if he was nervous. Ben said he was. He said he's not confrontational on things so he's not good with that. He said they trained him first. He said they did that at the campaign headquarters. He said they were out really to get people out to vote.
Howard said last time he was on he talked about how he had cancer. He asked how he's doing now. Ben said he's doing good. Howard asked if he gets his prostate checked regularly now. Ben said he doesn't have one now but that's good and fine. He said he gets his PSA checked. He said he's 4 years out now. He said every year that goes by is another year better.
Howard said he goes along just thinking about how good he is and then something goes wrong with his health and he realizes he's human. Ben said he had a lot of thoughts going through his head when he had the prostate thing. He said he was thinking about how this was happening to him and he couldn't believe it. Howard said most of us are not prepared for adversity. Howard said maybe it would be better if we were raised thinking something shitty might happen to you. He said his mom told him that if he was a good boy everything would be okay. He said that then something happens and you realize that's not the case. Ben said that comes from nurturing parents. He said his parents were like that too. He said his dad is still around and he's an amazing human being.
Howard said he heard his dad hated the Beatles because he thought ''Hey Jude'' lyrics were ''Hey Jew.'' Ben said his dad had this look on his face when they played that song once and that is a true thing.
Howard said Ben was raised Jewish but his mom wasn't Jewish. Ben said she converted. Howard said he did a monologue once and used the word Bris and he thought it was ''Brie.'' Ben said he got kicked out of that audition. He said that he said brie 5 times. He said that there were a few people watching him audition and he was so nervous.
Howard said his parents were so successful and he had to go out and be an actor and it must have been a lot of pressure. Ben said he wasn't thinking that way at that age. He said if he was he probably wouldn't have done it.
Howard asked how old he was when he got his first part. Ben said he was 15 or so and he was on Guiding Light. He said it was taped and they did an hour show in one day. He said he played a kid and he had to play chess in one scene. He said he didn't play chess so he had to be told what moves to make. He said he just messed up. He said it was horrible.
Howard said if he was a kid who grew up on Long Island and his parents weren't in show business then it wouldn't seem possible to be in show business. Ben said that was his attitude toward show business. He said it was just so much a part of their life. He said he's wanted to be a director since he was about 10.
Howard said Ben got off of Saturday Night Live because he didn't like doing that kind of thing live. Ben said he was hired as a writer and he was a featured player too. He said that he was on the last 5 weeks of the season. He said he had done a show for MTV there they let him do his thing for an hour. He said he made a short film that he sold to Saturday Night Live and that's how Lorne found him.
Howard said it would have been interesting if he had done the short film thing for them. Ben said he had the chance to do the MTV show so he did that instead. Ben said it was a strange thing because he was intimidated by the Saturday Night Live cast. Howard said he figures that Dennis Miller is so witty that it's tough to hang with them. Ben said it was very competitive.
Howard asked if the guys there have a chip on their shoulder because he grew up in a show business family. Ben said he doesn't know about that. He said that Jon Lovitz came to see a play he was in and that's how he reached out to him to bring this short up to Saturday Night Live. He said Jon was very supportive.
Howard said Jon Lovitz is a funny guy and he killed on Saturday Night Live. He asked what he's doing now. Ben said he's not sure. He said he's sure he's happy doing his thing. Howard said show business is crazy. He said Dana Carvey is so talented. He said he had him on the show. Ben said both Dana and Jon were great on Saturday Night Live. He said to do that well on a live show is crazy.
Howard said he showed up on Saturday Night Live as Michael Cohen. He asked how that happened. Ben said it was weird. He said he had emailed Lorne about taking his daughter to the show. He said she had never been there. He said she's 16 and she wants to be an actress. He said she wants to do musical theater. Howard asked if she's as good as he was in his band. Ben said she might surpass him. Howard asked if he would cast her in a role. Ben said he would. He said she has a part in the series that he did. Howard said he'll get to that in a minute.
Ben said he emailed Lorne about going up to the show and that's how he got asked to do the Michael Cohen thing. He said he wanted to hang back stage with his daughter. He said he'll do anything to impress her. Howard said he used to go up to his father's recording studio when he was a kid. He said his dad would come home yelling about how Raymond Burr was a faggela. He did an impression of his dad for Ben.
Howard said Ben got up to Saturday Night Live and brought his daughter up there. Ben said that he got an email from Lorne asking him to do a Michael Cohen impression. Howard asked if he says to himself that it would be cool to do that or does he just want to be a regular dad. Ben said he didn't think about it like that at all. He said if he was doing it and she was there then it might be more complicated for him. He said he doesn't love live performing but he's not going to say no. Howard asked if he was nervous. Ben said he was. He said it was fun doing it though. He said he was in it with De Niro. Ben said he had just finished this show and he was in the editing room for months. He said it was good to get out.
Howard asked if the Saturday Night Live cast was upset that he was edging them out for a part. Ben said he's been asked that. Howard said Alec Baldwin is great at Trump. Ben said it's just a thing they do. He said they reinvent the show. He said it's always been tough to get air time on the show. He said he thinks that they understand that's what the show is about though. Howard said it's nice that the show is still around. Ben said that its' been like 45 years now. Howard said it's great that there is someone trying to do something funny on Saturday nights.
Howard asked about hosting the show. Ben said he has hosted it twice. He said that after he left it wasn't a great situation. He said Lorne didn't understand why he had left the show. He said he probably didn't do it right. He said he was a kid so he didn't know what he was doing. He said he made a lot of mistakes. He said he probably should have stayed there. Ben said he also pulled out of doing the first show after 9/11 in 2001. He said he didn't know how to do it after 9/11. He said he doesn't remember who they got after he backed out. Howard said he's surprised Lorne had him back on. Ben said they have repaired that relationship. Howard said he had hit movie after hit movie. He said that helps.
Howard said this TV show that he did is one of those things you watch in how many installments. Ben said it's 7. Howard said he's in part 1. He said that it's the story about the two guys in prison who fucked that woman guard. Ben said they had sexual relations. Howard said that's it. He said Ben directed this series and he wants to be a Steven Spielberg. Ben said he is his idol. He said that he produced Tropic Thunder. Howard said what a fucking film that was. He said that addressed the issue of black face. Ben said that movie could not be made today. Howard said he played a character that was a little challenged. Howard said he had that ''full retard'' line in the movie. Ben asked if he's afraid to say that now. Howard said no because it was in the movie. Howard said Robert Downey Jr. was great in that movie too. He said they were making fun of people who do that shit. Ben said yes, that was the whole point. He said people did protest the movie at the time. He said he had the Special Olympics after him at the time. Ben said the movie did okay and made its money back. He said it wasn't crazy successful. He said he loved making it though and he stands by it.
Howard asked if he's still friends with Robert Downey Jr. Ben said they're friendly but they don't hang out. He said they are friends but they don't see each other often. He said Robert lives in L.A. and he lives in New York.
Howard asked what famous guys he hangs with. Ben said Owen Wilson. Howard said maybe he has a problem getting close to people. Ben said maybe because he doesn't have a lot of friends. Howard said Robin is his friend but they don't see each other that much. Robin said they do talk a lot. Ben said he'd like to be friendly with Howard. Howard said he'd like to as well but he's got a problem reaching out and being in the moment with people. He said he went to therapy to make sure he's connecting with people. He said he thinks he's just so well connected. Ben said he might be like that too. He said it's hard to open up to people. He said older friends you have that trust factor with.
Howard asked if he had something go on in his childhood. Ben said he thinks everyone did. He said his parents were very loving but they were also going through their own shit. Howard said they were hot as a pistol. He said they were on Ed Sullivan every week. Ben said they'd go away a lot. He said there was a little bit of that he was dealing with. He said he and his sister had to deal with that. Ben said everyone has something and some things are worse than that but everything affects you as a kid.
Howard asked if he's close with his sister. Ben said they have different stages. He said they drift in and out. Howard said his sister did a play about being the least famous in her family. Ben said he saw it and it's very entertaining. He said he thinks she's very honest about the whole thing. He said it's hard to be in a family where people are famous. He said one of her jokes is about her brother being Ben Stiller so of course she's in therapy.
Ben said he's happy that she's turning it into something funny and entertaining. He said he knows it's not vindictive in any way. Howard said she was in some of his early films. Ben said she's in this new thing too. He said she plays a nurse in episode 5.
Howard said Ben was almost not going to direct this series. He said that the story is tough to get the truth out of. Howard said one of the guys killed a cop and one of the guys was in prison for killing some guy. He said Ben turned this down at first because he wasn't sure what went on in prison. Ben said they just had two writers and the film had no home. He said that the writers worked on Ray Donovan and other shows like that. He said they sent him the story and it was the biggest man hunt in New York history. He said he read the script and called asking what was true. He said maybe 50 percent of it was true. He said that he was trying to figure out how to do this and not just make another prison escape movie. Howard said Benicio's character was dead and the prison guard wasn't talking. Ben said he said no and moved on with his life. Then in June of 2016 they had an inspector general's report. He said that was the whole story. He said it was amazing. He said it was 170 pages and it was like a novel. He said he called the guys and said throw out everything and start from scratch.
Howard asked if he got involved as a writer. Ben said he was involved as the director. He said they wrote a pilot based on what they had talked about. He said then they shopped it around. Howard said this is on Showtime. Robin said she binge watched it last weekend and it was great. Howard said it was a great story.
Howard said these guys were banging this chick in the prison and he didn't know you could do that. He said if those guys could play it straight they could have been successful. He said it was crazy how brilliant their minds were but they can't play it straight. Ben said they're human beings. He said what was great to him was that these people had to figure out how to connect with each other. He said that is's happened a lot in that prison a lot of times. Howard said the escape is amazing. Ben said it was amazing. He said they cut through their cells and got out on the catwalk.
Howard said the guys had to squeeze through a wall. He said these guys used to break into his cousin's warehouse doing stuff like that. Ben said you have nothing but time in prison to do that.
Howard said they filmed at the actual prison. Ben said some of it was filmed there. He said they were about 6 weeks out and he had no cooperation and found a way to get to Governor Cuomo. He said that he went to him and asked for help. He said he met with Cuomo and he said okay. He said he got his point of view on it too. Howard said he likes this Cuomo. He said he's encouraging people to make movies there by doing that.
Howard said Patricia Arquette is great in it as the woman the prisoners seduce. Howard asked if it's hard to direct. Ben said you have to connect to them on their level so it is hard. Ben said that Patricia and Benicio are great in it and so is Paul Dano. He said they're all great. He said that they were all different to work with too. Howard said Benicio is a scary mother fucker. Robin said it's tough to figure out if he's nice or is he going to kill me. Ben said it was like that for him too.
Howard said they finally figure out how to get out of the prison and this woman is going to take them out to Mexico and she fucks the whole thing up. He said imagine you get out and there is no ride when you're expecting one. Ben said that's what happened. Ben said David Sweat was the engineering genius of the two. He said he could have had a good career doing that if he wasn't a criminal. Howard said he could have had a real job. Ben said that the guy was only 21 or 22 when he shot the cop. Howard said that guy survived the shooting and he's still alive. Ben said that Benicio's character was more comfortable inside the prison. Ben said they were on the honor block and they could watch TV and have some privacy in their cells.
Howard said this guy figures out how to get out of prison and he could just leave but he goes back to get Benicio Del Toro to get him out. He said there is honor among thieves. Ben said he did go back in. He said he got to meet that guy and talked to him. He said he's up near Ithaca now. He said he brought Paul and Benicio up there to talk to him. He said that Patricia was there too. He said that he told them that he popped out of the man hole outside the prison the night before and he looked around and went back in. He said you think about why he did that. He said the guy said that he had a plan and he went back for the guy because he was his partner. Ben said he probably could have gotten away if he had just stolen a motorcycle or something.
Ben said now he's in solitary confinement. He said that it's not good for people no matter what. He said that he was in solitary there where he saw him and he tried to make a deal with them to tell them how people could escape from there if they gave him some privileges. He said they said no. He said that he's glad he's up there because he's a cop killer and he's afraid of getting beat up.
Howard said the prisoners must have been upset that these guys escaped. Ben said they were locked down for like a week and that's not a good situation. He said it's a very depressing place to visit. Howard said look at you Mr. director. He said he saw that he did one of those long following shots. Ben said he has seen more than one episode.
Howard asked if he thinks that it's going to get an Emmy. Ben said he's not sure about that. He said he thinks the actors all deserve something. He said they all deserve something.
Howard said he recommends you watch this special. He said these scumbags were brilliant scumbags. He said that Benicio's character was a fuck up though. He said he's not good on the run. Robin said he really needed that car. Ben said he did. He said they were shooting in the actual places that they were in. Howard asked how long this took to make. Ben said that it took two years to do this. He said he's been happily working on it.
Howard said he's imagining that it was tough. to take time off to do that. He said his agent must have been upset about it. Ben said it was something he really wanted to do and he felt very connected to it. He said he's happy that he's able to do that kind of thing.
Howard said he did a beautiful job with this. He said he's wondering what he's going to do next. Ben said he was happy directing and not acting. Howard asked if he will go back to magic now. He said he studied under Slidini. Robin laughed like that was a joke but it was true.
Howard asked how he got into that. Ben said his dad somehow found this magic shop in the city and you'd go in and they'd show off these tricks and you could buy them. He said his dad brought him in there and he got into it that way. He said that they recommended the great Slidini. He said that he was living in a railroad flat and he had this trick where he'd take someone from the audience and make Kleenex disappear in front of their face. He said the audience would be to the right and he'd be making it disappear and the audience would watch what he was doing and it was taking the Kleenex and just throwing it over the person's head. He said he tried doing it to his sister and he never perfected it. Howard asked him to demonstrate for him. Ben said he hasn't done it in a long time. He went up to Howard and tried the trick. Howard said no wonder the guy was living in a railroad flat.
Howard said Ben has done it again. He said he took 2 years of his life and went all in on this whacked out story. Ben said he didn't think it was going to be 2 years. Ben said he figured a year. He said it took a while to do all of the research and things like that. Howard said it was like doing 7 movies when you do that many episodes. Ben said it really was.
Howard said the series is called ''Escape at Dannemora.'' He said they call it Little Siberia or something. Ben said it is very isolated and the winter goes on for a long time. Howard said the series is premiering on the 18th of November.
Howard said that he's a big Benicio Del Toro fan. He said he had him on the show and he's worked out with him a couple of times. He said they got jacked together. Howard said Ben is jacked and people don't think that he is. Howard asked what his regimen is. Ben said he has a Peloton bike. He said he does the videos and stuff. He said that you have to do the class with someone. He said the person who teaches is this guy Dennis and you take the class and he tells you about output and cadence and all of that. He said he's also running every day.
Howard said Ben's arms are also jacked up. Ben said you're born the way you're born and that's the arms he got. Howard asked if he's embarrassed that he's kind of hot. Ben said he's really not. Howard said when he goofs on Tom Cruise it's great. He said that he was jacked back then. Ben said he's not that jacked now. Ben said he's seen Howard at the gym. He said he's into it too. Howard asked him to take off his shirt so he can see his muscles. Ben said no. He said at this age you just want to hold it together.
Howard said maybe he should get that bike. He said he can't run. Ben said he can't run either. Howard said he has a burning in his penis when he pees after running. Ben said the bike riding thing is great. He said you can do a 30 minute ride and you're done for the day. Howard asked how his buttocks is. Ben said he's just trying to keep it all together.
Ben said he's never noticed that Howard holds the microphone the way he does. He asked if other people do that. Howard said he's an innovator. He said he'll be drummed out of the business if they find out how he does his show.
Howard said he learned today that he was a horrible magician. Howard gave him another plug for the new show. He said that you can look for his new Capital Punishment album as well.
Howard said Ralph is on the phone saying that his Netflix movie is great. Howard picked up and Ralph said that he did a great one. He gave the name of it and it was called ''While We're Young.'' Howard told him to email him that so he can watch it.
Ben said he has a meeting to go to this morning but George Takei talking about his sex life is so friggin funny. He said that it just blows his mind when he hears that stuff. He said he's a Star Trek fan so it blows his mind. Fred played some George Takei drops and Howard did his impression of George. Robin said that impression is getting even better. Howard wrapped up with Ben and let him go. They went to break after that.
Please visit Amazon.com for all of your shopping needs.
As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Howard said Fred brought up a story about Gary Sandy. He said at WNBC they rarely had guests. He said that Gary Sandy said to him that he made a lot of coin in this business. Gary came in and said that they used to do a ''whatever happened to'' segment on the show. He said they had Howard and Fred doing their gay voices and they were asking Gary about what Lonnie Anderson did with her breast material when she got breast reduction. Gary said that Gary Sandy was upset and said ''Look, I've made a lot of coin in this business and I deserve some respect!'' Gary said the guy who played Spanky in the Our Gang movies was offended by the show too. He wasn't happy about the two gay characters. Howard said Bob Hope almost got them fired from WNBC too. He said the GM came in yelling at him about Bob Hope calling the station. Howard said he wasn't there all that long but they didn't fire him that day.
Howard said Bob Hope actually called back to complain about the interview he did with him. He said he played the part of the GM there at WNBC. He said Bob complained to him about this rude woman he was on the air with. He said Bob was very upset and he wanted them to do something about this. Howard said he told Bob that they take his contributions very seriously and assured him that this woman will be dealt with. He said Bob thanked him and hung up. He said he never said another word about it.
Howard said he and Fred were like Megyn Kelly constantly getting fired. He said he'd never want to go through those days again. He said they were so exhausting and filled with pain.
Howard said he handled Bob Hope very professionally. He said that was his serious management voice. Howard said he told him that he'd have that handled immediately. He said he'd send him to radio jail.
Howard said he had Bob Hope on his channel 9 show years later and they had a great time with him. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard asked if he's voting today. Erik said no. He said he didn't register. Gary said that he sent him a note about how he doesn't like waiting on line. Erik said that he still wants to see if he can vote online or something. Howard asked what country he's in. Gary asked what he's weighing these days. Erik said he's at 280. He said he went to the gym yesterday. Gary said he's been at that weight for a while now but it's better than the 420 he was at.
Howard said he has to go. Erik said he loves him. Howard said he thinks Erik was threatening Donnie Wahlberg. He said he's out of his fucking mind. Gary said that he sends him email all day long. He said he says he knows he likes girls and he'd like to take a lie detector test to see if he's just gay for Donnie. Howard said he has to get him back on the phone.
Howard said he has to figure out why he's threatening the one guy who is nice to him. Howard said he got a role on Blue Bloods.
Shuli came in and said that Erik was threatening Donnie and the Red Sox. Howard asked what the problem is. Shuli said that Erik was screaming at him for liking the Red Sox in the World Series. He said Erik was upset with him for rooting for Boston. He said they have Erik on Blue Bloods and they're doing him a solid and he's doing this. He said Erik wants to move to Atlanta because it's the hot movie making area now. Gary said that Erik keeps hanging up on them. Shuli said he's being a pussy. Howard said they'll do it another time then. (Erik called in during Robin's News.)
Howard had Robin start her news. Robin started off with a story about a single mom winning a big lottery. Robin said that she almost lost her ticket. Robin said she's going to get 198 million dollars. Robin said she worked for an insurance company but she retired last week. Howard said of course. Howard said he read that she's taking the lump sum and she's going to help her family and friends with that money. Robin said that she thinks she could live on that. Howard said you'd be surprised.
Robin read a story about a con artist who was defrauding a company to live this lavish lifestyle. Robin said while the case was on appeal he died in prison. Robin said they came to an agreement and this family went from $140 million down to 24 million. Howard said that's a big change.
Howard took a call from a guy who said JJ Abrams has a new movie coming out called Overlord. Robin said she thinks it looks good. Howard said people want to see a big experience at the movies so you have to have zombie Nazis now. Robin said they have had a couple of attempts at Nazi zombie movies. Howard said he and Fred wrote a zombie ISIS movie. Howard did his ISIS guy voice for a second.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who brought up Simon Cowell and went off on him for something he's doing with America's Got Talent. Howard said she's doing a commercial for the show by talking about it. He said he thinks she's way into Simon.
Howard said the guy is a douche bag. He said all he's got is America's Got Talent. He said he can only judge people on TV.
Robin read that Michael Douglas is getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Robin said Simon already had one. Howard said Michael is such a talent and he's waiting for that star.
Howard had Erik back on the phone. He asked why he would make horrible statements about Donnie. Erik said he was just joking around. He said they always joke around like that. Howard said it's on Twitter and he's not being good to the guy. Erik said they always joke around. He said that he was going to give him a speaking role on the show. Howard said that's right and he should be blowing the guy. Erik said he does sleep with the Donnie doll. Howard asked if he'll come in to take the lie detector test to see if he's gay. Erik said he wants to see if he's gay for Donnie. Howard said he's down for that.
Howard said they know he's gay for Donnie already. He asked if he would sleep with Donnie or Jenny if he had the chance. Erik said Donnie always comes first. Howard asked what he would do if he could be with Donnie. Erik said he would suck his toes. Howard asked if he could fuck Jenny or John Stamos what would he do. Erik said that he'd be with John. Howard said he's picked two men already.
Howard said on the phone he has the lie detector. He piked up and the Lie Detector (Shuli) told Erik he's gay. Erik knew it was Shuli. Shuli did his High Pitch Erik voice and said this is High Pitch. Shuli stayed in character and Howard was getting confused about which one was the real Erik.
Howard asked Erik if he would rather be with Jimmy Kimmel or Emily Ratajkowski. Erik asked who Emily is. Howard asked if he world be with Jenny or Jimmy Kimmel. Erik picked Jenny because Jimmy isn't nice to him.
Gary said he'll call Erik when he's ready with the lie detector guy. Shuli was still doing his voice and Erik told him to stop it. Howard asked if he would rather be with Steve Lacy or Ariana Grande. Erik said he feels bad for Pete but he'd be with Steve Lacy. Howard asked what he would do to Steve. Erik said whatever he wants him to. Howard asked if he would suck on his penis. Erik said yes. He said that he would not put his finger up his ass though.
Howard asked about Mike Woods or Jennifer Lawrence. Erik picked Jennifer. Howard said he's lying about that. Howard said he could lick Mick Woods' balls. Erik said ''Uhh.'' He said he loves Lonnie Quinn better.
Howard asked who he would blow, Sam Champion or Lonnie Quinn. Erik said Lonnie Quinn. Howard said alright. He said he's pretty sure he doesn't need a lie detector test. Erik asked if they can have John and Donnie there during the test. Howard said he'll see what he can do.
Howard asked if Erik would blow both of those guys. Erik said it would be hard to reach both of them. Erik said he would if the lie detector test comes back and says he's gay. Howard said they'll figure all of this out later. He let Erik and Shuli-Erik go.
Howard said there's something going on there and he's trying to put his finger on it. He did a live commercial read after that.
Howard said it's been a busy morning. He said everyone is checking in. Robin said that should be a fun lie detector. Howard said it should b short. He said they'll ask ''Are you gay'' and he'll just say yes.
Howard said John Stamos said that he didn't want to show the baby to anyone but then he saw him on TV showing the kid off. Howard said he broke his own rule. He said his wife is hot. Robin said he's gorgeous. Howard said Stamos had some marathon of women over the years.
Robin read a story about how they're picking a jury for El Chapo in Brooklyn. Robin said that they're preparing the jury for that case. Robin said he's facing life in prison. Howard said he must be desperate. Robin said one of the possible jurors is a Michael Jackson impersonator. Howard said Fred got out of serving on a jury by claiming he was a Michael Jackson impersonator. Howard said that it might be the one time you want to put on black face. He said if you want off of the El Chapo jury then you put on black face. Robin said she wouldn't want to be on that jury. Howard said he'd do anything to get off of that jury. He said he'd shit on the floor of the court room. He said he'd ask if he could masturbate during the trial. He said that's scary. He said he respects people who will serve.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he heard from a friend that the place Memet is playing under two accounts and he named his first horse ''Howard.'' Howard said maybe he did. Robin said maybe that's why he couldn't tell them.
Howard took a call from Balls who said that Erik stayed with him once and he tried to get into bed with him. He said he tried to kiss him on the lips too. Howard asked if he's a good looking guy. Balls said no, he's ugly as fuck. He said he looks like Danny DeVito.
Balls also said that Lenny Dykstra got teeth. Howard said he didn't know that. Robin said that's going to mess up his love life.
Robin read a story about corporal punishment and how some pediatrics group has come out and said that it does nothing to change your child's behavior. She said it could make it worse and create more aggressive behavior down the line. Howard said he knows about this. He said his mom hit him with a hanger. He said he just laughed at her. Robin said they also discourage any punishment that humiliates. Howard said he'd rather just get hit over being humiliated. He said he never hit his kids. Robin asked if he humiliated them. Howard said not intentionally. He did a live commercial read after that.
Howard took a call from Chad from St. Louis who said that some Howard Stern Wack Pack types are on that Cameo app. He ran down a list of people who are on there and Balls was one. Howard asked what Balls costs. Chad said he's $100. Robin said they talked about that with Balls and he said he hasn't gotten one request. Howard said Caitlyn Jenner charges $1000 to make a message for someone. He had a fake Caitlyn Jenner message that he played. Howard said High Pitch Erik is cheaper than Balls. Howard said Andy Dick charges 50 bucks. He said you have to keep that price down. Robin said you have to look at your marketability.
Robin read a story about how breast milk is good for babies but also for mom. Robin said that nursing mothers reduce their risk of breast cancer for every 12 months they breast feed. Robin said that there is a controversy about going on for years and years. Howard said if you have teeth you have to get off that tit. Robin said it's good for the mom though. Fred played a bunch of Tan Mom drops while Robin was talking about that.
Robin read a story about Jon Stewart saying that it's harder to adopt a cat than buy an AR rifle. Robin said he was at a charity event the other night when he said that. Robin had some quotes from the speech.
Robin read a story about Bruce Springsteen's show on Broadway. Howard said he may go again to that. Robin said he's going to release the album from the play. That's coming out in December. Robin said that people who aren't from New York think it's not really Bruce. They think it's someone doing a Bruce impression. Robin said the special will hit Netflix in December.
Robin read a story about The Walking Dead. Robin asked if Howard saw it. Howard said he did and he thought it was good. He said he's a fan. He said he doesn't evaluate it so much. He said he just watches it. He said he's so grateful that it's on. He said he loves zombies. Howard said he likes the dude who barely talks, Daryl. He said he likes Rick and Neegan and all of them. He said he hopes that the audience comes back. Robin said that she thinks they were upset about Rick Grimes leaving. Howard said he won't give away the end but it was interesting. Robin said it looks like a reboot. Howard said yes. He said he enjoyed that episode and he will continue to watch it.
Robin said the election is happening today. Robin said Chelsea Handler went on Instagram and posted some almost nude video. Howard said he has a list of people he follows and he saw that and didn't think it was anything new. He said she's always naked.
Howard said that Sarah Huckabee Sanders called into a show to do some promotion. That led to Howard playing a phony phone call they made using clips of Sarah. They had her talking to some people on an internet radio show. They were making fun of Sarah with Chris Wilding but then they had fake Sarah call into that show. Fake Sarah went off on them for making fun of her looks and Trump. Howard asked if Robin heard about that. Robin said she's not sure if they knew they were talking to ''Sarah Sanders.''
Robin read a story about a reporter who was fired after something she said about a senate candidate went viral. Robin said that she thought she had hung up but she called the guy an expletive and talked about how bad it would be if this guy won. Robin had the audio of her leaving a voicemail and not hanging up. Then you hear her talking about how it would suck if he won. Robin said the woman lost her job over that.
Robin read a story about President Trump going out with Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity. Robin said that Sean said that he would not take the stage with Trump but hours later he did. Robin had some clips for Howard to play.
Howard said another guy who wants to get on the air and talk about the election is Alex Jones. Howard took a call from fake Alex Jones who did a little show for Howard. He did a one man roast and had some theme music playing in the background as he did commercial reads for his fake sponsors. Howard thanked Alex for calling in.
Robin had more about the people who got on stage at the Trump thing. Robin had a clip of Jeanine Pirro screaming up on stage. Robin had other campaign clips for Howard to play.
Robin read a story about a couple of networks that pulled a Trump ad that was condemned as racist. Robin had some of the ad for Howard to play. The clip was about the migrant caravan and how Trump is going to keep us safe and you have to vote trump to protect this country. Robin said that was very scary music. Howard did his impression of that commercial talking about all of the fake awful stuff that these people might do in this country if they make it there. He spent a few minutes goofing on the commercial. Robin had some audio of Trump talking about the ad that he claims to have no knowledge of even though in the commercial they have Trump saying he approved that message. Howard's mic started to freak out after he did the impression of that announcer. He said it should settle down in a minute. He said that happens whenever he gets too close to it.
Robin read a story about how the Brett Kavanaugh hearings are getting the right to show up at the polls today. Robin said that may have helped republican candidates. Robin had some audio of someone commenting on that. Howard was still doing his impression of that announcer.
Robin read a story about the man who sent pipe bombs to democratic politicians is going to appear in court this morning. Robin said that Cesar Sayoc's mother said he has suffered from mental illness for many years and they tried to get him help but there was nothing they could do. She was devastated that he was the man who sent those bombs.
Robin read about how People magazine has selected their Sexiest Man Alive and Jimmy Fallon announced the winner last night. Robin had a clip and it was Idris Elba accepting the award. Howard was doing more of his announcer voice talking about that. Howard asked if Robin likes him. Robin said of course. She said she would kidnap him and force him. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:35am.
Howard started the show talking about how he's not looking forward to today. He said it's not fun. He said he's just had it. He said there are too many things to take care of in life. Robin said you have to do something while you live. Howard said you don't want to be doing what he's doing. Robin said she's sorry he's having a bad day. Howard said there's nothing to look forward to. He said that's all he'll say.
Howard said he just had a cup of coffee and he's exhausted. He said he was yawning after drinking it. Robin said it's all psychological. Howard said that's true. Robin said she wishes she knew what this was. Howard said he doesn't want to talk about it. He asked Fred to turn that music off. He said it's like a mental asylum in there.
Robin said she heard the phony phone call at the start of the show and Gary was talking about waiting for a big black guy to rape this guy. She said it's like a regular rape is fine. Howard said you're alright if it's not a big black guy. Fred played the call so he could hear what Robin was talking about. In the clip they had Gary yelling about someone taking a hairbrush in the ass by a big black guy. Howard was laughing at that line.
Howard said he's got it now. He said he loves when they take tape like that out of context and play it for people. He said he's not sure what the right context would be though.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he thinks that he should just retire if he wants to. He said he has earned the right. He said most people work 25 years in a job and retire. He said he should just go. Howard said he likes this guy. He thanked John for giving him permission to leave.
Howard said he knows he deserves to sit home. He said there are days he likes being there and some he doesn't. He said he just has a miserable day ahead of him today. He said it just sucks. He said it's shit he has to take care of. Robin said if it's taken care of that's better. Howard said Robin is good at that but not today.
Howard said as long as he's in a somber mood he wants to mention a death. He said he saw some articles about this guy. He said he didn't know the guy real well but he did know him. He said he died. Howard said this guy was there at SiriusXM. He said his name is Joe Clayton. He said he technically hired them there. Howard said they were hired way back when and he was there then. He said Joe was there. He said he was 69 and he died after a brief illness.
Howard said SiriusXM is very successful now. He said Joe deserves to be mentioned. He said he was a marketing guy and he was trying to get new technology in people's homes. He said he was behind the growth of TVs and VCRs. He said he helped launch DirecTV too. He said when he came to Sirius it was 2001 and they had no subscribers. He said back then the only way you could get this service was to buy a radio and put it in your car yourself. He said the first radio was huge and it wasn't easy to install. He said you had to drill holes in your car to put it in.
Howard said Joe got in and got his hands dirty. He said he pushed to make the radios small and to get the car companies to put the radios in the cars. He said that's difficult to do. He said it's hard to get the car companies to put it in their cars. Howard said it's a hard thing to get the companies to agree to put a new radio in their cars.
Howard said these guys love drinking beer and going to bars and stuff. He said they don't want anything fucking up their lives. He said you just don't want any problems. He said Joe knew how to schmooze these dudes. He said he was a down to earth guy and he did his thing that way. He said now there are tens of millions of cars out there with SiriusXM in them. He said they tip their had to Joe for doing what he did. He said he lived to 69. Howard said Ronnie says if you're going to go out that's the age to do it.
Howard said Joe got some talent over there and his biggest get was them. He said god rest your soul Joe. He said he's not sure what took him out. He said if he knew he's not sure he'd say. Howard said he was CEO there from 2001 to 2004. Howard said he and Joe exchanged Christmas cards. He said he moved on to Dish Network and other things. He said Joe was always excited about how things were going over there.
Howard said as a nod to Joe he's going to say they have 33.7 million subscribers. He said that Joe is a much better person than any of them there. He said they have revenue in the billions and they're going to be buying Pandora. He said that's a pretty full life. He said he had a beautiful family too.
Howard said they are putting up lots of video content on the new app. He said that if you're confused about the ''new app'' thing they're moving into video now. He said it doesn't cost any extra. He said on the app you download this thing and you now have access to video content from their show. He said they put up a video of Perry Farrell on there and this keyboard player was smoking hot. He said she was wearing a belly shirt that good looking women wear. He said that some people who are kind of overweight wear them too. He said they call them belly shirts or baby-Ts.
Howard said when he dated women when he was younger he didn't care about the face so much. He said it was the body that got him off. He said he dated a woman who had a really flat stomach and that got him off. Howard said that's all he needed.
Howard said this girl is standing there at the keyboard and she isn't playing. He said it was just for that song. He said he wishes that they could just put her up on the app. He said they must have an iso of just her. He said he loves Perry Farrell. He said everything about him is perfect. He said he wishes he could sing like this. Fred had the song playing. Howard said he has two chicks singing and you can tell they want to blow him.
Howard said there are women dancing there and this one woman is Asian and she has huge boobs. He said they can't be real. Howard said Perry is dancing around a lot too. He said he saw his lawyer the other day and he asked what he's been up to. He said that he's doing that hot yoga. He said maybe he should do it. Robin said she did it and he told her she was nuts. Howard said his lawyer Maury told him about it. He said he was telling him he wears shorts. He said maybe he should be doing it. Robin said he would hate it. Howard said you're supposed to hate it. Howard said maybe he'll do regular yoga. Robin said the hot yoga is what got that guy into shape.
Howard said he had a girl who broke up with him because he changes topics too much. He said that's what she told him. He said she was annoyed by his talking. Howard said she broke it off so quick. He said that she was really hot. He said he did get a couple of hot chicks in college. He said even Dr. Lou was shocked by it. Robin said she has never heard of someone breaking up over talking too much.
Howard said he did it all wrong in college. He said he was a confused guy. He said this chick saw him and he had a look. He said she might have thought he was kind of cool. He said this girl told a friend to tell him she was interested. He said he did a school project where he did a student survey. He said he knocked on her door and asked her about it. He said she told him to leave even though she was interested. Howard said he thought he needed an entrée into her life that way. He said he had no game. He said he still has no game. He said he's just famous.
Howard said he creeped that girl out but he did go on a date with her. He said he had no money for the date though. He said he didn't have his own money because his dad paid for his dorm food. He said this girl looked like Hailey Steinfeld. He said that's how hot she was. He said he was a loser's loser and this girl was into him for what reason? He said he went on a date and walked around the block with her. He said he had no money. He said they were in the rain too. He was just a douche.
Howard said he didn't know what to do on this date. He said he didn't know he could ask for help. He said if he landed a girl who looked like Benjy he would have been lucky. He said he was really nervous and he was changing topics every minute so he creeped her out and she went away.
Howard said this girl sees that he changes subjects on the radio and she sees that it wasn't so annoying. He said he hopes she regrets not being with him sometime. He said he has to get out of this game. Robin said this game is in his head. Howard said he wanted to get out of it by taking medication or something. He said he was hoping his doctor would give him something.
Howard said he wishes he knew that girl's name. Robin said when Facebook started that was his whole goal. Howard said he's pathetic. He said he looks up girls he went to school with. He said there was a girl in high school who was really hot to him. He said he looks these people up on Facebook. He said there was one girl who was really hot and he'd go to school thinking about asking her out. He said he was dressed in dress pants because that's what his mom bought him. He said he would see that girl and he'd go ''Wow! What a hot chick.'' He said he looks her up on Facebook now and she's a 65 year old woman now. He said he sees her now and sees how old she is and laughs. Howard said that's what he does.
Howard said Facebook is bullshit otherwise. He said he tries to convince himself that he looks better than these people but he looks bad. He said some people look old and lost their looks. He said they didn't even do anything wrong. He said girls had no idea. He said he was just angry.
Howard said he didn't know what he was doing back then. He said someone could have told him what to do on radio. He said no one helped him. He said it was like he was feral. He said if you're a white kid in a black neighborhood you'd think your dad would sit you down and ask how you're doing. He said he got nothing. He said his dad just called him an idiot and a moron. He said just tell him what's going on so he can play the game. He said someone show him some kindness. He's not sure how people like people.
Robin asked about the teachers. Howard said the teachers in school were scumbags too. He said they had no compassion for him. Howard said even when he went to the white school they ignored him. He said they hated him.
Howard said the first day he went to the white school they had the guidance counselor there and they said he would flunk out there or be a D student. Howard said this lady had him pegged. The woman said that he went to Roosevelt and he had no education so he wasn't going to thrive there. Howard said he wasn't even sure how to speak white speak. He said he was still talking black like he did in Roosevelt.
Howard said most of the teachers wanted him to speak but he wouldn't do it. He said he was freaked out and traumatized. Robin said no one came to him and put their arm around him and asked if he was alright. Howard said they did not like him. He said no teacher said ''this poor bastard...'' He said they just didn't care.
Howard said he had a psychology teacher who said that they were going to flunk him unless he spoke in class. He said he would just grunt. Howard said then he'd go home and his father would go off on him about how he can't be on radio if he can't talk.
Howard said that gets him back to the app. He said whenever he meets people who are jealous of him or think he's gotten somewhere in life he wants to choke them to death. He said he's a bubbling cauldron of anger. He said don't tell him about your shitty life. He said he's still back in Vietnam like Rambo. He said it's never over. Fred played the Rambo ''Nothing is over!'' clip for Howard. Howard said he loves this guy. He said he saw this movie 47 times. Howard said they're filing Rambo 5 now and he's right here for it. He said Stallone is in it too. He said he's still putting himself in those movies. Robin said they should be calling it Grambo. Howard said he loves it.
Howard said getting back to the app Gary said he had a conversation with Ben Stiller about the show. He said he's very familiar with the show. Howard asked Gary to tell him about the conversation. Gary said Ben likes to listen to the show and he said sometimes when he's listening and it's the same stuff. He said he told him about the app and how he can listen to other stuff. He said that he didn't know about the app. He had to tell him about the app and what's in it.
Howard said the app is the SiriusXM app. He said it's not a Howard app. Gary said that people tell him they can't find the Howard app. Howard said maybe they should call it the Howard app instead of the SiriusXM app. He said you download that app and you can see the videos.
Howard said he was looking at this video of Perry Farrell and this girl doesn't touch the keyboard. He said she doesn't but she'll sing a word in the song at times. He said he loves background singers who do that. He said he'd like to get an iso-cam on just that girl. Howard asked if they remember who she was. He said she should be a big star. They said it's Jenny Gault. Howard asked who she is and if she's gone anywhere. Gary said she doesn't have a large degree of fame. Fred had one of her songs he played for Howard. Robin said his name is Peretz Bernstein. Howard said he changed it to Perry Farrell.
Howard said speaking of the app they are going to put up more music performances. He said today is Joni Mitchell's 75th birthday. He said that Brandi Carlile came in and did an exclusive performance of ''A Case of You'' and the song is on the app right now.
Howard said they had Brandi in there and she did her hit song ''The Joke'' and did this performance for them. Howard said he's a big fan of Joni's too. He said that he read a book about her. He played some of Joni's hit songs like ''Woodstock'' and some others.
Howard said the Brandi Carlile song is up there now. Gary confirmed it's up. Howard played some of the cover of ''A Case of You.''
Howard said you can see the whole performance on the app. He said he has stuff to get to so he can't play the whole thing.
Howard spent a little more time talking about Joni Mitchell and then played more of the Brandi Carlile cover.
Howard said he was watching that last night. He said it's beautiful. He said she does that and she did another song too. He said you can check that out on the app too. He said she did the song ''Party of One.'' He said she did a duet with Sam Smith. He said that's very good too. He played some of that song. Howard said sometimes he puts that on and paints nude pictures of Fred.
Howard said that's a talented woman. He thanked her for doing that up there. Robin said happy birthday to Joni too.
Howard took a call from a guy who said the app is genius. He said he can dial in anything he wants whenever he wants. Howard said a lot of people didn't understand that when he talked about it. He said Gary had to explain it to Ben Stiller. The caller said they have the whole world of Howard open to you on the app. Howard said they're adding stuff every day too. He said they're going on all cylinders getting stuff up there.
Howard was talking about some of the people Joni was involved with like Graham Nash. Howard said they list every guy she went out with. He said that's odd.
Howard said he should save the depressing stuff for the psychiatrist office. He said he did think it was kind of a bummer.
Howard said they took clips of Memet talking about playing a cowboy in a video game and called a dude ranch. Howard said it's so much fun to download him whining. Howard said the lady at the dude ranch wasn't laughing. Howard played the phony phone call the guys made to the ranch. Richard made the call and they put Hop Along Memet on the phone. They played the clips of Memet talking about being an outlaw and had the woman arguing with him about being a good cowboy over a bad cowboy. The woman said he has to be a good cowboy there at the ranch.
Howard said she was a very nice woman. He said she was trying to make him be a good cowboy. Howard said people just have too much time on their hands. Robin said it seems so. She said people should be out there beating rugs and stuff and get away from the automation.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked about the app. He asked if they can show a show live on the app. Howard said he thinks they're going to be doing that. The caller said that would be awesome. He asked if they're going to show old shows. Howard said they will do that too. He said it's labor intensive. He said just keep watching.
The caller asked if they can see the uncensored video somewhere. He said that he wants to see the uncensored stuff. Howard said Benjy grabbed Richard's cock the other day and they blurred that out. He said they have to do that because the service is for the family. The caller said he'd like to see stuff like that. Howard said Richard wants his cock unblurred. The caller said he'd pay for that. Howard said he'll work on that and get him an answer.
Howard said he likes seeing Richard's cock. He said he'd show it but they may have had some policy there. He said he'll find out. He said he thinks they should blur Sal's ugly cock but not anyone else's. He said there are always issues. He said they do have the app now though. He said they'll have more and more stuff on there.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he has attended some hot yoga events and it's the hottest thing you can go to. He said it's near a college and everyone is basically in nothing. He said he went with his fiancee and his sister and he couldn't stop staring. He said he got a boner. Howard said he's always been able to control his boner. The caller said he wishes he could control it. He said everyone looked perfect in the class. He said he didn't even care that they were staring at him. Howard said he's so hideous that he wouldn't want hot chicks around. Robin said he could be in the back of the classroom. Howard asked if he can put a blanket over himself. Robin said everyone is looking at the instructor.
Howard asked the caller if he ever got laid at one of these things. The guy said that if he was single he thinks he could have. He said he never got laid but he is in sales and he was able to network.
Howard said he doesn't want to be in a class. He said he's not going to do that if people are going to be looking at his ass. He said he has a whole aversion to yoga anyway. He said he had a guy tell him that he's never seen anyone so bad at it. He said that he wasn't going to do it ever again after hearing that. Robin said they're not supposed to do that. Howard said he swears that this guy did that to him. He said this guy had written a book about yoga. He said he did the class and he was told he was no good at it so he shouldn't do it anymore.
Howard said this guy was dressed like a swami and he had that whole look. He said he had a knit cap he was wearing. He said he had that whole look with the purse or leather bag. Robin said he was letting his feminine side out. Howard said the guy was a real douche bag it turns out.
Howard said the guy was yelling at him that he sucked. He said he told him the was really bad at it and it wasn't for him. Robin said that's why you do it. She said you get better. Howard said that's what he figured.
Howard said this guy had to tell him he was the worst. He said there were witnesses to that. Howard said he thinks he has to take a break. Fred said he does. Howard said it's hard to separate from the audience. He said he'll pull himself away. He said he has to do live commercials though so he's not really pulling himself away. He did a live commercial read after that.
Please visit Amazon.com for all of your shopping needs.
As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Howard said there is no higher purpose. He said it's very simple. Robin said there's a rush hour because we're all doing the same thing like ants in an ant hill.
Howard took a call from a guy named Cam and asked if he wants to play a game. He said he has $500 cash to give away. He said there's also a $200 store credit thanks to Cameron Hughes wine. Howard gave them a plug for the wine.
Howard said they have a game called Tan Mom Sex Term Game. Cam said he loves Tan Mom. Howard said they first learned about Tan Mom when she was accused of bringing her small child into a tanning booth with her. Howard said now the have her on the show.
Howard said he has 5 questions for Cam to answer. He said this one will be a test. He said they asked Tan Mom what a heterosexual is. Howard said this is just a test so will she know what that is. Cam said she won't know the right answer. Howard said that she has a metal plate in her head just in case he didn't know that. Howard played Tan Mom's answer and she said it's when two men get together and want to fuck. Howard said he knew this was going to be good.
Howard asked Cam what he does for a living. Cam said he works for a very large logistics company. Howard asked what he does there. Cam told Howard he's just been listening to the show for a short time. He said he finally found Howard and he loves the mix of stuff they have on the show. He said it's not too much politics. He said it's just refreshing to have what they have there.
Howard said he's going to skip the game and just give him the 500. He said you can't get better than that. He said they actually do have to play the game. Howard said maybe he'll hang around a few more years thanks to Cam.
Howard said they asked Tan Mom what labia are. Howard asked Robin if she knows what they are. Robin said they are the flaps of skin that are around the vagina. Howard said Robin has beautiful lips. Fred said he thinks they're nice and tidy. Howard said he prefers thin lips down there. Howard got back to Cam and asked if Tan Mom will know what labia are. Cam said he thinks she may know because she may have fried them in the tanning booth. He said he's going to say she won't know though. Howard said you'd think a woman would know. Howard played Tan Mom's answer and Tan Mom said labia is a woman who walks up to a guy and says she wants to get laid.
Howard said this is some game. Howard said Cam has one right and he's on his way to $500 cash and a $200 store credit. Robin said knowledge must bounce off of that plate.
Howard said they asked Tan Mom what morning wood is. Cam said he thinks she won't know what that is. He said she may think it's got something to do with trees. Howard played Tan Mom's answer and she said that morning wood is when a man wakes up with a hard on.
Howard said Cam got that one wrong. Cam said the plate fell out so they'll get it back in there. Howard said she went to the airport the other day and she had to get stripped down because she forgot she had the metal plate in her head.
Howard said they asked Tan Mom what a golden shower is. Howard asked Cam if he knows what it is. Cam said that's when a man or a woman receives urine from a partner. Howard asked if Tan Mom will know. Cam asked Fred what he's thinking. Fred said he doesn't think she goes for the kink. He said she had sex with her husband. Cam said he's going to say she will not know the answer. Howard played her answer and Tan Mom said it's when a man cums all over a woman's back.
Howard said she doesn't know a thing. Howard said Cam has two right. He said they asked Tan Mom what bondage is. Robin explained what that was for Howard. Cam said he's going to say she does know what bondage is. Howard played Tan Mom's answer and she said bondage is when a man or a woman tie each other up and they have massive and insane sex together. Howard said it's that simple to win. He said he only got one wrong. He got 3 right and won the game.
Howard gave the wine company a plug and put Cam on hold to get his prize. cam said he hopes Howard sticks around for a couple more years. Howard went to break a short time later.
Howard came back and sang along with the song Fred had playing. He said he loves this guy. He said they had to kill him. He said he liked that the guy wants to get out of jail. He said Yoko has to go deal with that. He said poor Yoko. He said she put out a new album. Robin said she talked about that. Howard said he has some clips. Robin said she was listening to Sean Ono Lennon and his actual last name is Ono Lennon. She asked Howard what he did after the Beatles. Howard said he's not sure what she's talking about. Howard said he did the John Lennon solo album. Robin said they were in a new band and it had Eric Clapton and Keith Richards in it. Howard didn't know that. Robin said she didn't either. She said they played it that night on The Beatles channel. Robin said that Clapton was a member of the Plastic Ono Band. Howard said lucky him.
Howard said he has more Tan Mom game clips. He said they asked her if she knows what a clitoris is. Robin said she didn't know what labia was. Howard played her answer and Tan Mom said that's the tip of your vagina. Howard said he'd give her a yes on that. Robin said no way. She explained what a clitoris is.
Howard said they asked what a nymphomaniac is and she knew the answer. Howard said they asked what a blumpkin is. She thought it was someone whose breasts are too big. Robin said that's when you get oral sex while on the toilet. Howard said he just wanted to hear Robin say that. Howard said he'd be so embarrassed getting that done to him. He said he'd never do that. He said it has to be a really hot guy and a woman really loves the guy to do that. Robin said a woman isn't thinking of that.
Howard said they asked Tan Mom what a blow job is. She knew the answer to that. Howard wondered if Ronnie has done the blumpkin thing. Robin said she can't even imagine him doing that. He said he can't even get a boner and make a doody. He said that a guy would have to ask for that. He said he's so confused by this. He said maybe it never happens in real life.
Howard asked if any of the guys out there have had a blumpkin. Gary said they can't find anyone who has but they did find out that Sal gets a boner when he takes a shit. Howard said he doesn't believe him.
Howard asked if Tan Mom knows what fisting is. Robin said she will not. Robin explained what that is. Tan Mom actually knew what it was.
Howard asked if Tan Mom will know what Necrophilia is. Robin said no way. Tan Mom said that's when a man or woman likes to suck on a person's neck. Robin laughed at that.
Howard said there are ton of them there. He said that he never thought of sucking on a neck as being Necrophilia.
Howard said Gary was watching the election coverage and he found this. He said that George Stephanopoulos threw it to a guy. Howard said that George had so many people to throw it to on his show. He said he felt bad for the guy. Gary said he counted it and there were 18 people. Howard said it's so annoying that they don't have regular TV going on. He said it's so archaic to do that. He said Dancing with the Stars or something should have been on. He said there's a woman on there who is a social media influencer. He said she's really hot. He said she was in Maxim magazine and they say her job is social media influencer. He said she must just have enough twitter followers that she can sell commercials in a way. Robin said you can use products too.
Howard said this girl got on and said she was falling in love with her dance instructor. He said he's not sure who says that in real life. He said she turned to him and said she was beginning to feel feelings for him. Robin said she thinks he's just stringing her along. Howard said he should bang her if he's single. He said she's hot. Robin asked if he really should if he's not interested. Howard said no, not really. He said he's not sure how he'd have no interest. Howard asked if the guy is straight. Robin said that she guesses so. Robin said she may not be looking for just a bang. She may be looking for a long term thing.
Howard said the point is that there were a lot of important shows to air last night but they had election coverage. Howard said ABC was all in with a spaceship set. Howard said CBS had 3 people and they got the job done. Robin asked why they took 18 people to do that when it took 3 on another channel. Howard said he doesn't know.
Howard played George Stephanopoulos introducing everyone on the panel. It went on and on. Howard said he must have been exhausted after that show. He said that they loaded him up with experts. Howard said they really loaded him down. Fred played the grandpa Al Lewis ''Blah, blah, blah...'' clip.
Howard said at one point they throw to this guy who is singing a black National Anthem. He said George doesn't even ask what that is. He said listen to this. He played the clip and this guy was talking about them singing the national Anthem and the Black National Anthem. Howard said you'd think George would stop and ask what that is. Robin said she knows there's a black National Anthem. She sang some of it. Howard said he's never heard of this. Robin said Howard grew up in a black neighborhood so he should know it. Howard asked when Robin heard it. Robin said when she was a child. Howard said he would have stopped the coverage and asked about it. He said it's easier to sing than the regular national anthem. Robin said it's more melodic.
Howard said he never knew there was a black national anthem. Robin said she thinks George knew. Robin said she's not sure why they had to point out that they were singing it. Howard read about the black national anthem and where it came from. Robin said it's been around for a while. Howard said cool, he learned something. He said he thought he knew everything.
Howard said there was a possible fart during the coverage of the election. He said this was on CNN. He said he's saying it was a fart. He played the clip and a news anchor was talking about the election and a sound came out. Howard said he thinks that was a fart.
Howard said there's also a gay national anthem. He played a clip of Richard Simmons singing a song.
Howard said Beto O'Rourke ended up losing. Robin said most of these things are beauty contests and he's much better looking than Ted Cruz. Howard said Beto said fuck and they had to apologize for that on the coverage.
Howard asked Bobo what he wants. Bobo said he voted against the legalization of marijuana. He said that they were going to use that money for education. Howard said yeah, that's a real dumb idea. He said the guy who advises him on that must be the same one who advises him on his hair. Bobo said that it would increase accidents on the road. Howard said that's up to the individual. He asked if he would ban alcohol. Bobo said no. He said he wont ban alcohol. Robin said there would be less accidents. Howard said his toupee is burning up right now. Bobo said that pot smoking is off the charts. Robin said he knows nothing about this stuff. Bobo said that your impairment would be affected.
Howard asked Bobo what he has to back that up. He said if you're not against alcohol then you shouldn't be against pot. He said that they both cause impairment. Bobo said he just thinks it would increase it. Howard said every day 29 people die due to alcohol related accidents. Robin said Bobo doesn't have any statistics to back it up. Bobo said that he thinks it would make it worse.
Howard asked Bobo about who he voted for. Bobo said it was Gillium but it's spelled Gillum. Bobo said at least he voted. Howard said Bobo is kind of super conservative. He said he left a voicemail about how he thought Kavanaugh's accuser was lying. Robin said she gets the idea that he can hardly think.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he should block Bobo and keep him off the show. He said he's an idiot. The caller said he's a fucking moron. Bobo said the caller is an idiot. He said that he never said that alcohol doesn't cause accidents. He said it would just be worse if they had pot legalized. They played a song parody about Bobo after that.
Howard said maybe Bobo doesn't want to see the drug dealers go out of business so he voted against it.
Howard said he was having a discussion with Jason about pot. Jason said he was in Vegas at a legal pot store. He said this was in Vegas and in Nevada all you need is a driver license. Howard asked why they can't have one law around the country. Howard said if you bring the weed back what do you do with it. Jason said he just ingested it all. He said they were looking for it at the airport. He said he was in this place and he couldn't believe it was in America. Howard said it's almost like living in just your state. Jason said he was doing the same thing there that would make him a criminal in New Jersey.
Howard asked if you can smoke in public. Jason said no but you can use a vape pen. He said that you can smoke cigarettes all over out there. Howard asked how the store works. Jason said it's a big building and there are a lot of people there. He said the line moves pretty fast. He said they have about 20 people behind the counter. He said you get a Budtender or something like that. He said it's one on one service.
Jason said they swipe your license through the system when you go in. He said it's still the wild west out there. He said they want to make sure they don't do anything wrong. He said they're making sure they don't sell to kids or anything like that. Jason said they have to fill out forms for everything there. He said you get your license swiped. He said then you get a diner like menu. He said they have all kinds of things that you can get there. Gary said they went with Brent to the Super Bowl and he was using drops from his tincture to put in his beer.
Howard asked if they have weed suppositories there. Jason said he didn't see them on the list. He said they had all kinds of candy and stuff like that with weed in it. He said they got a Rice Krispie treat that was great. He said the Budtender tells you how much to eat. Howard said this is why he's for the legalization. He said that they're telling you how much to take. Jason said that he learned how to do it over the years from stuff like this. He said they have all of this information for you about the weed and how much THC is in it and all of that.
Robin asked Jason how long he was there. Jason said he was there 2 days. He was out there for a Phish concert. He said went 2 nights in a row. Jason said he's never done acid or anything. He said that this woman there was going up and down her arm looking at the colors of her arm. He said he was jealous of her. Howard said Jason wants to be so catatonic that he's doing that. Jason said not really.
Jason said he did come across some mushrooms. He said Phish had a great light show going on. He was going on and on about how great it was.
Howard took a call from a guy who said Bobo has no idea what's going on with pot. He said that's just stupid shit. He said this guy he's talking to has it down pat. He said it's medically legal in Michigan and it works the same way out there. Jason said that Jon Hein's wife has a medical marijuana card. He said he said that on the air yesterday. Howard said he thinks the legalization is great. He said that it's going to help with taxes. Howard thanked the caller for his call.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she's against the legalization of Bobo. She said he should go back to school before he's allowed back on the air. She said he's such and uninformed person. They talked about the pneumonia shot Bobo mentioned earlier. Jason said he dint know there was one.
Howard said this caller has a very deep voice. Christine said she has called before and she knows she has a very deep voice. She said she called in back when Howard spanked a woman with a fish. Howard said her voice is very deep. He asked how much she can bench. Christine said she doesn't bench. She said that she has been called sir when she orders a pizza or something. Fred did his Herman Munster voice for her. Howard asked if she was born with a vagina? She said she was. She said she is a woman. Jason asked if she can do an impression of a female voice. Christine did some of that for him.
Howard asked if she's hot. Christine said she was but she's 50 now so her hotness is waning. Robin asked if she smoked. Christine said yes. Howard asked if she had an accident and got smashed in the balls. Christine said she's always had a deep voice. Howard asked who she looks like. She said they told her Debra Winger. She said she doesn't think she looks like anyone. She said she was told Kristy McNichol as a kid. Howard said he pictures her looking like Rambo being all jacked up. Christine said she'd be happy to send a photo. Howard let Christine go after that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he was in Vegas recently and he went to the weed shop. He said his cousin went up and said that his father passed away and he's looking for drugs. He said that this woman held him to her bosom for 10 minutes. He said it's the greatest therapy of all time. Howard said it's kind of weird to him because he doesn't smoke it. He said he did smoke as a kid. He said this is how he pictured it being when it was legalized. He said it's not that big of a deal. Jason said it's really not that big of a deal.
Jason mentioned that both New Jersey and New York are saying that they want to legalize pot. Howard said good. He said they should use some of the money from that to work on the voting machines. He said there was some area where they weren't able to count the votes because the ballots were too wet. It was too humid. Robin said that was there in New York.
Gary said they have a weed advertiser called MedMen on the channel. He explained how it works at that place out in California. Howard said he's not sure how the vape pen works. Robin said it's a pellet that heats up and makes a vapor. Howard asked if Robin is into weed now. Robin said she has friends who are.
Howard said he needs something that doesn't make him so paranoid. Jason said that's where the Budtender would come in. He said it might help.
Howard said Gary smokes a vape pen. Gary said not very often but he does use one to get to sleep sometimes. He said that he takes some mints that have weed in them. He said it's just a little bit so it's like having a couple of scotches. Howard said he can't handle that.
Howard thanked Jason for his report from Vegas. He said another thing that would help Gary sleep would be Casper sleep. He did a live commercial for them. They went to break a short time later.
Please visit Amazon.com for all of your shopping needs.
As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Howard came back and said he wonders what happen to these guys. Robin said she's sure there out there. Howard said they were on the show and they were good.
Howard said they may have talked about this woman who glued zombie teeth into her mouth. He said that she used super glue so they won't come out. Howard said she was from Alabama. Howard said she super glued them in and they didn't come out so they had to go to a dentist to take them off. Howard asked if you can imagine. Robin said adults in costume doesn't work.
Howard said he was going to say a farewell to their old friend the Wing Bowl. He said the Wing Bowl is going away and it won't be back in 2019. Howard said they covered it every year and got tons of great tapes. He said that it was full of drunks and racists. He said it was started 26 years ago by the station WIP. He said they were up to 20,000 people a year. Robin said she was near Philly around the last time it was going on and everyone was talking about it.
Howard said they say that it's going away because the Eagles won the super bowl. He said he thinks there's more to it. Robin said she thinks there was too.
Howard had Wolfie on the phone and he was talking about how crazy things got there. Howard asked if there was a big police presence there. Wolfie said there were a lot there. Howard said it must have been legal risks. Wolfie said he thinks that's part of it. He said something big would happen there eventually.
Howard said he has tape from the final Wing Bowl from this past February. Howard said this might give some insight into why they canceled it. Howard said Steve Nowicki and Wolfie both went to cover it.
Howard said this is a clip of a guy talking about what women should expect there. The guy said they should pull their top off and show their titties. That guy also told Wolfie about how the woman should show up topless. Howard said he'd be nervous if he owned that station.
Howard said this place is like 20,000 Ronnie's. Howard played another clip of a guy who was coming up with different names for vagina.
Howard had a guy talking about how he didn't know what the #MeToo movement was. He also thought that Bill Cosby should be released. Howard had some audio of a bunch of people saying they have no idea what the #MeToo movement is. Both women and men were saying that they didn't know.
Howard said this woman was sympathetic to Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein. He played the clip and the woman was talking about how she doesn't think they're bad people. She thought Harvey was funny as fuck. Wolfie said that woman was so dark that Will didn't even let him play this clip. He said that she was pregnant and her boyfriend punched her in the stomach. Howard said they
Howard said that they found a guy who was aware of #MeToo and got him to comment on that. Howard played the clip and Steve was talking to the guy about the movement that the guy said means that we've all become a bunch of pussies. Howard said that guy was yelling at women as they were walking by. Howard said that reminded him of someone. Fred played some audio of Ronnie yelling out things.
Howard played a clip of Wolfie asking guys to do a chant to show their support for women. They changed ''Show your cunt!'' Fred had audio of Ronnie yelling out ''Cunt'' over and over too.
Howard said people would show up early for tailgating there at the Wing Bowl. He had some audio of Steve Nowicki talking to some guys about that. They were talking about fitting 15-20 people in the back of a U-Haul. Then there was a guy taking a piss in the back of the U-Haul. The guys were talking about what they'd do if they had a woman in there with them. They were really creepy.
Wolfie said they put a giant painters bucket in there and they have a brick in there and they piss and shit into it and then dump it in the parking lot. He said they were pretty much 18-25 year olds. Howard said they'll mature.
Howard said there was a lot of racism out there too. He said that Steve asked if they had any racist jokes they could tell. The guys immediately started telling the jokes. Howard said after someone would yell something out they'd sing the Eagles song. Wolfie said they were all excited because the Eagles had just won.
Howard said these guys want a win at any cost. Howard had some audio of Steve asking them what they would rather have happen over the Eagles losing. The guys were telling racist jokes but then one guy got in there saying that he can't be racist because his two best friends are black.
Howard said Steve got an interview with a guy who had just smashed a beer can on his head to open it. The guy was screaming about being an alpha dog. Then he said that he hates his girlfriend. then the guy went off on Howard Stern and his liberal ass. Howard said even he took a hit there.
Wolfie said that the smells of the parking lot and things like that you can't describe. He said it's so strange to him that it will never happen again. Howard said Richard Christy loved it. He said his kid was conceived at it. Wolfie said that he'd ask how much he drank there and he'd say not that much but he'd have 10 beers before 7 in the morning.
Howard had some audio of Richard at the Wing Bowl. He was gagging over another guy puking. The guy was eating his own puke so that made Richard heave.
Howard said they can smell the wing bowl on Richard months later. He said he doesn't bathe all that much. Robin said he likes to savor those scents he puts on. Howard said it's so strange who he hires up there. He said he thinks that's about it for this. He said they were there to cover the Wing Bowl. He said he wants to thank everyone who participated. He said that they're going to miss them all.
Howard said they put together a goodbye tribute. Robin said no one is remembering it like this. Howard played the tribute where they had Bon Jovi's ''Never Say Goodbye'' playing over clips of guys puking and other things at the Wing Bowl.
Howard thanked Wolfie for that. He said they'll have to find something else for him to cover. He let Wolfie go.
Jason said don't help him because last time this happened he did try to help and he just got yelled at for not doing it fast enough. Howard said he has to stop with this Periscope. He said just go out and live life a little bit. Jeff said he has nothing else. He said it's his only pleasure in life. Howard said he doesn't care. He said he doesn't have any power to help anyway. He said he has zero power. He said he can't get people a job at Sirius either. He said he has two channels there and that's it.
Howard said they put together a dating profile for Jeff. He played that bit that the guys put together.
Howard took a call from a guy who had to run away from his cubical to talk about whatever it was he had to talk about. Howard asked him about the job and working in a cubicle. He said he was reading about having a job like that. Howard said he'd just leave it alone if he worked in one. He asked if people get to get their own office there. The caller said there are maybe 10-15. He said that a lot of people have moved into cubicles too. Howard said he'd be pissed if he lost an office. He said they have a lot of cubicles there at Sirius. He said they all have cubicles for the channels there. He said it's really just a guy sitting there in a cubicle. He said it's not that big of a thing when you see it.
Howard said you have to be aware of what you're doing when you're in a cubicle. He said he presses on his penis all through the show. He said he wouldn't be able to do that out there. He said it keeps him relaxed while he's working.
Howard asked the caller why he's echoing so much. The guy said he had to run out of the office. He said that he has a blumpkin story. He said it happened to him a couple of years ago. He said he was dancing with a girl and fooling around. He said he had taken some coke and he had to shit after that. He said he was out on the dance floor farting and he had to go to the bathroom. He said this chick he was with went with him. He said she was drunk and he was making out and shit. He said she followed him into the bathroom. He said he had diarrhea and she got on her knees and gave him a blumpkin. He said he was on the shitter with diarrhea while he was shitting. Howard asked if he did a courtesy flush. The guy said he didn't. Howard said he must be a good looking dude. The guy said he stood up and the auto flush went off. He said then he put her on the toilet and he did her there in the bathroom. He said his ass was still wet. He said he's not sure if he even wiped his ass.
Howard said he has to be a good looking guy. Robin said this is the power of drugs and alcohol. Howard said cocaine is cut with baby laxatives and stuff. Robin said it is. Howard said Robin knows a lot of drug stuff today.
The caller said that his wife is that same woman. He said at the time they were just dating. The guy said that's the same woman. Howard asked if he's bullshitting him. The guy said not at all. Robin said he has to get her to call in. Howard had the guy swear to god that is true. The guy said it is.
Howard asked if he really did get her number after that. The caller said that they knew each other and they ran into each other at the bar. He said it's nothing like that today.
Howard said imagine that. He said he admires this guy on the phone. Robin said they say that one night stands aren't good for you. Howard said he has people tell him they had the best sex in their life with a woman and they have to dump them because of it. Howard said he would stick with her. Howard said it's the best sex of your life so stick with it. Howard asked if she's still great in bed. The caller said she is. He said she's a good mom too. Howard said you bet. He said he wishes he had stayed at his cubicle and told him this story. He said he would have gotten his own office or gotten fired.
Howard asked what else she has done that's dirty. He asked if she ever did a dirty Sanchez. The caller said she has not. Howard asked who's talking. The guy said he's on with Howard. Howard asked if that's his wife. He said it is. Howard asked to speak to her. He asked if he can bring up the story. The caller said that she is with some other co-workers.
Howard tried asking her about the shitting story but the guy was on his headphones. He put her on the line so she could hear it. Howard said he doesn't want to lose this guy. He said he's got his fucking ear buds in.
Howard finally got to the wife and asked her about the blumpkin. She said he didn't have diarrhea. She said that she did blow him on the toilet though. Howard asked what it's like marrying Prince Charming. She said she had some vodka tonics in her so it made it more bearable. Howard said that's real love when you do that. Howard asked if it stinks when he's shitting. She said yes it does. She just kept going though. Howard said she's his Miss America. Howard asked if she's embarrassed by that. She said no because they've done much worse.
Howard asked what she's done. She said it ends there. She said that she has to go. The husband asked if she's going to kill him. She said yes as she ran off.
Howard said this guy has it made. He said that he loves her sense of playfulness. He said he should make it up to her and go down on her on the toilet. Howard said maybe he can help smooth things out if he has problems. Howard let the guy go after that. Howard did a live commercial read and then went to break.
Please visit Amazon.com for all of your shopping needs.
As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Howard said Mark McGrath cut a song parody about Gary's phlegm. He played the song which was to the tune of Sugar Ray's ''Every Morning.'' He said that was actually the real Mark McGrath.
Howard said that was wonderful work from Mark McGrath. Robin asked if that was really him. Howard said it was. He said that was a wonderful tribute to Gary's phlegm.
Howard said they should do some news. They played a song parody about her to start her off. Howard said that was ''Gag on my Bone.''
Robin read a story about a guy who was is an actor and appeared in ''Better Call Saul'' told people he was a veteran who lost his arm while serving. Robin said now he came clean about how he actually lost his arm. Robin said he was never in the military. Robin said he cut off his own arm while he was in the throws of mental illness. Robin had some audio of the guy talking about how he cut off his own hand with a Skilsaw. He went on to tell people he was a war veteran. He said that he's killing his career by doing this. Robin said he's been diagnosed as bipolar too. Robin said he's saying people who are bipolar have to take their medication. Howard said that's a crazy story. Howard said they don't even know if that's a real story. Robin said that is real crazy. Robin said the guy's name is Todd LaTourrette
Robin read a story about an Australian teenager grabbed a slimy creature and gulped it down. Robin said it was some kind of slug. Howard said when you see that you can't just do it. He said they test that stuff out on shows. Robin said this guy did it and it had a deadly worm in it. Robin said he was paralyzed from the worm and he died a few days later (8 years actually). Robin said lets not have anyone trying to eat weird stuff around there.
Robin said a former boxer choked to death in a croissant eating contest. Robin said the guy's sister talked about what happened to him and how it looked like it was a bit. It turned out he was choking and he died. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard took a call from Wendy the Slow Adult and said he can't do this every day taking the plugs. Wendy said she knows she can't do it every day. Howard asked if the guy paid her for doing it yesterday. Wendy said he did. She said today it's $300. Howard asked how this guy is and how she knows him. She said it's a friend who knows him. She said that this guy got in touch with her on Facebook. Howard said he should move to that to make money. He said he's in the wrong business. Howard asked if she believes that he deserves some of the money. Wendy said yes. Howard said go ahead and mention his name. She said hi to Lou. Howard said that's it? Wendy said yes. She said that he just wanted his first name mentioned. Howard said thanks.
Wendy said he did a great awesome show the past couple of days. She said she wanted to comment on something that's gross and disgusting. She said she wants to know why Benjy would suck Richard's penis. Howard said he just held it. Wendy said he has to stop doing gross shit. Wendy said that he should keep showing up to work on time too. She said that it's not good when Howard is upset about him showing up late.
Howard asked if Wendy is against gay acts. Wendy said that's not right. Howard asked if she's opposed to gay marriage. Wendy said yes. Howard said she's very conservative. He said she is a lady. Robin said they've had quite a few people with low IQs calling in with their conservative thoughts.
Wendy was still going off on Benjy but Howard asked if she voted yesterday. Wendy said she did vote. She said she voted for ''the other person.'' She voted for Desantis.
Wendy said that he should get Britney Spears on his show. Howard said she has better ideas than Memet. Howard said he figured Wendy would be more liberal since they're trying to take away her benefits. Wendy said people can change their mind you know. She said it's not like it's the end of the world.
Howard asked Wendy about taking a ''burger shit'' when she was texting Jason last night. Wendy said a cheeseburger came out when she did that. Howard said he really has to go. He wondered if she shits and eats at the same time. Wendy said she does. Howard thanked her for the call and let her go. He said he has to put a stop to her calling in with those shout outs. He said it's like feeding a pigeon. Howard said it's hard to turn her down.
Robin read a story about a Delta passenger who sat on his seat and there was dog poop on his seat and on the floor that had not been cleaned up. Robin said he got very messy and they offered him some kind of booze to clean up with. Howard said what a nightmare. He said he'd die of embarrassment. Robin said he'd be demanding to fly for free. Howard said he would, for a year.
Robin read a story about how Sinead O'Connor has become a Muslim. Robin said she's been Tweeting some controversial stuff. Robin said her name is now Shuhada Davitt. Robin read some of the tweets that she's been sending out. Howard said she's obviously having problems.
Robin read about how this was the year of women and the blue wave took over. Robin said there will be over 100 women in congress. Howard said he got the sense that it wasn't so much a blue wave. He said it was kind of a splash or spritz. Robin said the experts were so confused. Robin said they said it was a confusing message. Howard said it was no definitive statement. Robin said she would say that it would be that there was a slight interest in having a check on the President. Howard had fake Trump on the phone after that. He spent a few minutes talking to fake Trump about the elections. They had him singing the Tan Mom song about himself.
Robin read more about the elections. She had more details for Howard about the female wins and things like that.
Robin read a story about that woman in South Carolina who refused to give a gay marriage license. She said she lost her position down there. Robin said that Dennis Hof actually won his election even though he passed away. Howard took a call from fake Sarah Huckabee Sanders who had some things to say about the elections. Howard spent a few minutes with her before doing a live commercial read.
Robin read more midterm election news. She read about a bunch of people who won yesterday.
Howard said yesterday in the email people went off on him saying he ruined the ending of Ben Stiller's new series by giving away the ending. He said it was a news story. He said he read that and had to get on the air to go off on these people. Howard said someone wrote in asking if he's aware that he was giving away the show. Howard said he's going to do a spoiler. He said that the Titanic sinks in the movie. He said he reads these emails and figures he has to get out of the business. He said it was a true story from the newspaper. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about how 16 percent of the people voting yesterday were first time voters. Robin said they were picking democrats over republicans. Robin said that was new and different. Robin said one 82 year old woman voted for the first time and then died. Robin said something happened and she's no longer with us.
Robin read a story about a holocaust denier who was running for congress. Robin said he was not elected. He was easily defeated. Robin had some audio of that guy saying that it's an international extortion racket by the Jews. Howard said he can't believe he got nominated. Robin said the republican party was going oops all over the place about that one.
Robin read a story about Demi Lovato getting out of rehab and going to vote.
Robin said Colbert was so excited about the election that he went on live and did his show. Robin had some clips to play from last night's show.
Robin had some more election clips to play. She had clips of Elizabeth Warren and Mitt Ronmey for Howard to play.
Howard wondered if Ralph voted. He said he probably didn't. He picked up on him and Ralph said he did not vote. He said he was watching Killing Eve. Ralph said he was spoiling that Ben Stiller movie too. He Howard said he was not. He said it's an amazing story and he was talking about the story because it was in the news. Howard said one of the guys died. Ralph said there he goes again. He said he's spoiling it. Howard asked why he didn't vote. Ralph said not everyone should. He said he didn't inform himself enough and he didn't feel it was responsible to vote. Howard said you have to show you care enough about it. He hung up on Ralph. He asked how he's friends with him. He said he's not actually friends. He has no friends. Robin said he does confide in him. Howard said that spoiler is like giving away the results of the first presidential election. Howard said Freddie Mercury dies in Bohemian Rhapsody. He said that's a spoiler.
Jason said that Ralph was telling everyone who to vote for last night during the election coverage. Howard asked what he's up to. He said what a dummy. He said he's really disappointed in him. He said he doesn't care what your beliefs are but vote. Jason said he retweeted a ''go out and vote'' tweet from Obama. Howard said wow.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he's been mad at Ralph since Monday. He said he was supporting Pete Davidson's joke about that war hero. Gary said Ralph retweeted something and said there is no reason not to go out and vote. The caller said he wants him to say something to Ralph.
Howard had Ralph back on the phone. He asked why he's sending out these tweets. Ralph said he does think people should vote blue. He said that he did his part by doing that. Ralph said he did vote. Howard said now he's lying. Ralph said of course he is. Howard said he has said no multiple times. Ralph asked why he keeps asking him. Howard asked what the fuck is wrong with him. Ralph said do as he says, not as he does. Robin said this is insane. Howard hung up on him again.
Howard said that's weird behavior. He asked what's wrong with him. Robin said maybe his friend needs an intervention.
Howard said Jeff the Drunk wants to say something. He picked up and Jeff went off on Ralph saying even he voted. Jeff said he voted, fuck face. Howard said that would be like Jeff telling people not to drink.
Robin got back to her news and said they have elected the youngest member of congress. Robin read about 29 year old Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez winning her election. Robin said a lot of women and veterans were elected.
Robin read a story about a man in New Jersey who won multiple lottery wins in one day. Robin said he won $5 million and then $600 more when he bought more tickets that day.
Robin asked if Howard likes Daylight Saving time. Howard said he is not a fan. He said he likes gaining an hour but not the other way around. Robin said that California voters voted to opt out of observing the time change once they get approval from Congress.
Robin read a story about the company Under Armor no longer footing the bill for strip club visits. Robin said they had a policy that let employees charge for going to clubs on their company card. Robin said they are putting a stop to that. Howard said what a company. Robin said they are making the change and hope to have a respectful and inclusive workplace now. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:10am.
Today's show was over around 11:05am.
Today's show was over around 11:05am.