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Howard started the show talking about the big show they have coming up. He said he's been doing this so many years it's too many to count. He said it's exciting to be there on a Monday when they have a big show. He said today's show is so big that he's going to let Medicated Pete tell you who is on. Howard played a clip of Pete announcing that Medicated Pete on the show today. Howard said he just announced he's on the show today. Robin said she figured it wasn't that important when he turned the microphone over to Pete. Howard said that is very important.
Howard let out a belch and said he thinks he vomited into the microphone. Howard took a call from Tommy in Malden who asked what his feelings are on Senator Kid Rock. Howard said he has a bunch of feelings. He said first of all he's concerned that people show a desire for public service before they run for office. Howard said Al Franken has been an excellent senator. Robin said they've had a few incidents of this. She said the guy from The Love Boat and Sonny Bono ran.
Howard said people laugh when they say Senator Kid Rock but he'd have a good chance of winning in Michigan. Howard said they have a very popular senator there that he'd be running against. Howard said she gets high marks. Tommy said Kid Rock is up by 4 points in the polls.
Howard said Kid Rock has been involved in charity and he's a high promoter. He said he's a good guy as far as he can tell. He said he knows him a bit off the air. He said that he's not just coming out of the blue. He said he's thought about how to help people as a rock star. Howard said he has to say that he is concerned. He said he feels you have to have some kind of background in helping people. He said Trump is surprised at the difficulties of governing. Howard said he's just been a businessman who calls all of the shots. He said politics is a lot different. Howard said you have to rule by consensus. Howard said he's hearing a wrestler wants to run too. Robin said it's The Rock. Howard said it's all of these Rocks. Howard said he doesn't want to say it's bad as a blanket statement.
Howard said they used to take a farmer who would go to Washington one or two months a year to legislate. Howard said now it's a career. He said Kid Rock is a high minded guy and he could stand a chance. Howard said he'd love to see more people who have served office though.
Howard said Clint Eastwood worked locally first. Tommy said they're trying to drain the swamp. Howard said they're not draining anything. He said it's the same thing. Howard said Trump just appointed a guy from Goldman Sachs. Howard said this guy is out of his mind. Howard said he knows Tommy is a big conservative. He said this Scaramucci guy was talking about North Korea. Howard said they say that Kim Jong Un is the biggest liar. He said he tells his people that he bowls 3 perfect games and does all of this other stuff perfectly. Howard said this Scaramucci guy was doing the same thing with Trump. Howard played a clip of Scaramucci talking about how he's seen him throw a perfect spiral through a tire and all of this other stuff. Howard said he's out of his mind.
Tommy asked Howard if he's the guy who drove a golf ball 300 yards. Howard said he did. He said then it took him several hours to get to the third hole. Howard said he has to go. He said he has Medicated Pete and Wayne Siegel coming in. He said Pete worked for Wayne as a car salesman for a day. He said it's a story of hope they're coming in to talk about today.
Howard said they have known Pete since 2009. He said he sits in a library day in and day out. He said they loved Pete when he worked there. He said they made him Scott the Engineer's intern and he didn't do anything when he was there. Howard said he's echoing so he has to take a break to get that fixed. He said they have to get rid of this echo or he'll pull the hair out of his head. He said he knows people aren't hearing this at home but he can because he has his headphones so loud. Howard went to break a short time later.
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Howard took a call from one of the guys in the back office who had echo on his voice. Howard told him to get off the phone.
Howard said Medicated Pete's story is an inspirational one. Howard said Pete was their intern and he worked there with Scott the Engineer. Howard said they don't remember him doing anything except walking around. Robin said Pete's OCD kept him from carrying out some of the things they did ask him to do. Howard said Pete used to stand around Jon Hein annoying him all the time. Howard asked Jon about that. Jon said Pete would have a piece of paper that he'd tap on while he was trying to work. He said Jason and Will sent him to his desk every day.
Gary said Pete's biggest job was to turn down the headphone volumes in the studio after the show but he was never able to pull it off. He said he had to clean the headphones too.
Howard said they should bring Pete and Wayne Siegel in too. Pete came in to some Prince ''Purple Rain'' music and started singing as soon as he came in. Howard told him to sing to Wayne. Howard told him to kiss Wayne when he sings.
Howard said hello to Wayne too. Wayne said hi to Robin. Pete did too. Howard said Pete was their intern since 2009 and he was talking about how he was Scott the Engineer's intern and his one job was to clean the headphones but he wasn't able to do it. Pete said he's not sure what happened. He said he was lost in the whole thing. Howard said that was his one job. Pete said he had to wipe them down. He said he had those handiwipes or something. Howard said Scott was supposed to do it but he passed it off to him. Pete said that's right. Howard said Pete was supposed to wipe them down but what prevented him from doing it? Pete said it must have been his OCD. Robin asked if he was able to get into the studio. Pete said he did. Howard asked what happened with the voices in his head. Pete said he was being told to stop touching the headphones. He didn't want the germs from them.
Howard said Wayne is staring at Pete. Howard said part of Pete's rituals are washing his hands. Pete said it's constantly. Howard said now he gets it. He said he was supposed to clean the germs but he was afraid of the germs so he was the wrong guy for that job. Howard said Scott must hear those voices in his head too. Howard asked Gary if Scott still does that job. Gary said he has to find out. Gary said it's a different guy and he gets it done every day.
Howard asked Pete if it bothered him that he didn't get the job done. Pete said it didn't dawn on him. Howard said he was a failure at the one job they asked him to do. Pete said he thinks he tried to avoid Scott so he never knew he wasn't doing it.
Gary said the word they got was that they couldn't depend on Pete to clean them. Howard asked when they found out when he wasn't doing his job. Gary said he has to get a hold of Scott and find out. Howard did his Scott impression and asked Pete about cleaning the headphones. Pete said he thinks he can do that. Howard had Scott talking about how he had to vape while Pete did that job. Howard played a song parody with Scott singing ''I'm Gonna Bum You Out.''
Howard asked if Pete got close to Scott. Pete said they had their share of conversations. Howard asked if he ever got angry at him for not doing stuff. Pete said Scott had his moments. Robin asked what he did when he wasn't cleaning the headphones. Pete said he doesn't think he got too angry.
Howard asked Robin if she would rather fuck Scott or Pete. Robin picked Scott. Howard said she saw his dick though. Robin asked why she would want to deal with that. Howard said she'd rather have a small dick.
Howard said they love Pete but he's socially awkward. He had Tourettes and he has to be medicated for that. Howard asked what he takes. Pete didn't know. He said he takes very little because of the side effects. He said there were side effects like hallucinations and things. Howard said Pete doesn't have enough problems. He has to have side effects. Howard said they're worse than the Tourettes. Robin said they're not side effects, they're effects.
Howard said he was told to take baby aspirin but he was in pain from taking it so he had to stop. He asked Pete what he saw when he hallucinated. Pete said he had tripping episodes and saw trees running after him and stuff. Howard said that has to be scary. Pete was laughing about it. He said he was serious though.
Howard said that had to be frightening. Howard asked if he would run away. Pete said he did. Howard asked if he said anything to the tree. Pete said he would have conversations with the tree. Howard asked what he talked about. Pete said this was a long time ago. Howard asked what it sounded like. Pete said it was a human voice. He said he doesn't remember if it was a female or male voice. Howard said he has to remember that. Pete said it might have been either or. Howard said he has to know. Howard asked if it sounded like this. He did an impression of what the voice might sound like.
Howard said you'd think trees would be nice. Pete said no. Howard said it would be so great if one of the guys was in a tree costume and ran in there. Howard asked if he had other hallucinations. Pete said he thinks that was the only one. Howard asked how long he was on the medication before he figured out that it was the medication. Pete said maybe a year. Howard asked if he had a tree talking to him for a year? Pete said he did. He said this was a long time ago. Pete said he still went outside. He told his dad about it and that's when he was like ''It's time to get off this medicine.''
Howard said it would have been cool if he was working there when that was going on. He asked if anything else talked to him. Pete said it was only trees. Howard asked if they were mean. Pete said probably. He said that was a bad point. Robin asked how old he was. Pete said he may have been between 5 and 15. Howard said no wonder. Howard said Keith Richards is on the phone wondering what that drug is. Howard said he didn't know he was that young when that was going on.
Howard said in the past they sent Pete on a date with a porn star. He showed his penis to Robin. He also did stand up comedy. Howard asked if he's still trying that. Pete said he hasn't given it up. Howard said they had Pete do a job interview that went pretty bad. Howard said this time, thanks to Wayne runs an auto dealership where they sell VW, Porsche Audi and Nissan. Howard said they got him a job selling cars for a day. Howard said Wayne was willing to train him and everything.
Howard asked how long it took to do this. Wayne said it was a couple of days actually. Howard said Pete is the last guy you'd expect to be doing this. Howard said they taped it all and Pete went there and did the job. Howard said Jason went down and recorded it all.
Howard said Wayne has gotten very muscular. Pete said he has. He said he goes to a gym on Long Island. He said he works out with two friends of his at Bev Francis' gym. He said he can bench 315 on a good day. He said sometimes 365. Howard said he's put on a lot of muscle.
Howard said he has some audio of Pete talking to Wayne in an interview. Howard played a clip and Pete talked about how he doesn't drive and hasn't driven in 5 years or so. Howard said this is like Caitlyn Jenner selling cock rings.
Howard said Wayne sat Pete down and talked to him about selling cars. Howard played another clip of Wayne talking to Pete about what he has purchased on his own like clothes. Pete talked about buying clothes himself. Pete was just rambling about something. Even Pete wasn't sure what he said. Howard said he thinks he said that he bought them out of his own preference.
Howard said Pete went in for the job and he showed up in a suit and tie. Howard said the guys there had to tie the tie for him. Pete said they did.
Howard said Pete said he had allergies to explain the constant sniffing he does. Howard said they did a test sale with Pete and one of the salesmen. Howard said Pete forgot all of the stuff he was taught. Howard said Pete said the analogy is like a waitress selling Lobster Bisque. Pete said he knows that's not right. He took that back.
Howard said this is audio of Pete going through a sale with a salesman. Howard said he called cloth seats ''Leather.'' Howard said you can hear him shaking papers in the clip. Howard played the clip of Pete working with the salesman. Pete asked what he was looking for. The guy said he was looking for a mid-sized SUV. Pete tried to pitch the car to the guy and said it had leather seats even though they were cloth. Howard said that was the worst pitch he's ever heard.
Howard said in the next clip Pete tries to explain ''stadium seating'' in the vehicle. Howard played the clip and Pete was saying that they were even with the seats in the front. He said that way you can see out the windshield like the guys in the front. Howard said even Pete lost interest in that.
Howard asked Pete what happens. Pete said he's not sure. He said there was a girl there and he got distracted. Howard said Wayne must have been losing hope there. Wayne said he had faith right until the end.
Howard said as the day went on and Pete had some down time. Howard said he has him small talking with a salesman. Howard said Pete tried to have some kind of conversation with the guy. Howard played the clip and Pete asked how long he had been in the business. The guy said over 6 months. Pete ran out of questions. The salesman asked what got him into the business. Pete said it must be the fast paced environment. Howard said he thinks that guy walked away from him in the middle of that.
Howard said that's one of his fellow workers. Wayne said they embraced Pete. He said they wanted him to feel comfortable there. He said they set up customers for him too. Howard said they wanted them. Wayne said they said they had people with disabilities working there and that it might be socially awkward. He said that one guy took his daughter and put her behind him when he saw Pete. Howard said he didn't know Pete likes a fast paced environment. Howard said Pete doesn't do anything fast paced. Pete said it gives you momentum. Howard said he can't keep up though.
Howard said they had Pete deal with a real customer. Howard said it was shaky but he dealt with a real customer. Robin asked if they got past ''Hello.'' Howard told her to just listen. Howard played a clip of Pete asking the customer what he was looking for. The guy said they had a 2014 Juke to trade in on a Rogue. Pete asked what his qualifications were. Howard asked where he got that from. Pete didn't know where that came from. Howard pretended to be the customer and had Pete talk to him about cars. Pete didn't know what to say. He was asking Howard anything Howard asked him.
Wayne said they had people trailing him the whole time. Howard said Pete told a customer that a vehicle was good for kid stuff. Howard played a clip of Pete talking to a couple and telling them it was good for kid stuff.
Howard said the big outcome is that against all odds, the man and his wife bought the car Pete was trying to sell. He said this was the Star Wars edition Nissan Rogue. Howard asked what edition this is. Wayne said when Rogue One came out they made a deal to sell this Rogue with a limited edition car. He said sales were great and some were left over. Howard said some people don't give a fuck after the movie is out. Wayne said people would pick a different version. Wayne said Pete went right to this one and the wife didn't want it but Pete was pushing this car. He said he actually convinced the woman. Howard said Pete looks like a Star Wars character. Howard said Pete went rogue and surprised him with his tenacity. Howard said Pete sold the car.
Howard said he has a clip of Pete selling the car. Howard said no one expected this car to sell. Howard said Pete kept repeating ''Done deal'' after it was sold. Howard played the clip of Pete saying ''Done deal'' a bunch of times.
Howard said that Pete worked out the payments of $275 a month. Wayne said he negotiated the deal with them. Wayne said they lost control there. Howard said he got a done deal. Pete kept saying ''Done deal'' again. Howard said Pete is a legend. Howard said Pete sold that Rogue. He said it was like 10,000 more than a regular one.
Wayne said he makes shit happen. He said he went off on the other Salesmen. He said that Pete actually sold 2 cars and he will get commission from that. He said it's not bullshit. He said he went and learned and fucked up a couple of things but he got it. He said he has a check for Pete. He said this is his commission and it's his salary for the day and his commission for the two cars. He showed Pete the check and it was $500.
Howard asked if he could be a salesman. Wayne said he thinks he could and he was able to follow direction. He said this was his first day and he was nervous but he might be able to do that. Pete said he could never see himself selling cars. Howard said he sold two in one day. Pete said it was cool being there. He said that it was a cool environment. Robin asked if he's turning down the job. Howard said he's not sure he's being offered a job.
Howard asked Pete if he knows what to do with the check. Pete said he knows what to do. Howard said Pete had job at a gym and he had too much anxiety from that. Pete said he did. Wayne asked if he felt comfortable there at the dealer. He said he's not sure how he can do this job and not clean headphones. Pete said it was the energy there. He said everyone there was cursing and stuff and it was fun. Howard said maybe he can make the job fun every day. Howard said maybe Pete can be the closer. Howard said he can't do that kind of thing every day. Wayne said they wanted him to sell a car.
Howard said he has a clip of a customer talking about his experience with Pete. He said he was good all around and he was happy to deal with Pete.
Pete said that there was a girl there and maybe he was nervous around her. Howard asked if he was trying to show off with her. Pete said it might have been that too. Howard said he was trying to get pussy too. Pete said it was both. Howard said imagine he steals the guy's wife. Howard asked why he wanted them to know there was a girl there. Pete said he gets nervous around the girls. He said that she was pretty. Howard asked if he pleasured himself to her. Pete said he may have. Wayne said now he has to pray the guy isn't listening to this.
Howard asked if he would have banged her. Pete said ''Oh come on.'' Howard said imagine you catch Pete in the back room and he's there with the guy's wife banging her. Pete said maybe he shouldn't have gone there. Howard asked if he had a scenario going on in his head that the woman fell in love with him. Pete said no. He said he's not sure why he had to bring her up. Howard asked if it's his OCD. Pete said it might be. Wayne said he wanted to give them a good deal and a good deal more.
Howard had a clip of Pete's final conversation with the couple. The guy told him that he did good that day. Pete said he has a personality so that helps. The guy said he definitely sold it. Pete didn't have much to say.
Howard said Pete has like no personality. He said he is impressed that the woman didn't even want the car and he sold it. Wayne said she did want a Rogue but not the Star Wars model. Wayne said whatever it was it worked. He said Pete did the convincing. Howard said it's so hard to even know what he's talking about. Howard asked what he's going to do with his earnings. Pete said he doesn't know. He said he'll figure something out.
Howard asked Pete if he smokes weed. Pete said he doesn't. Howard said he should do something with that money.
Howard said Pete put out a single called ''Lets get Medicated.'' Howard asked how that happened. Pete said it's a producer guy who lives in his town. Howard asked who wrote it. Pete said the producer guy wrote it with his people. Howard read a review of the song and they liked it. He said that was in the Aquarian. Howard read what it said and they really liked the song. Howard said you can find it on RedBankAllStars.com. He played some of the song for everyone. It was a dance song and Howard just said ''Wow!'' Howard said he sounds like if Prince got dropped on his head as a child. Howard asked what he's talking about in the song. Pete didn't know what it was about.
Howard took a call from the guys in the back who were playing the part of the guy who bought his car from Pete. The guy's brakes weren't working and he crashed.
Howard asked Pete if he was promoting illegal drug use in his song because he's talking about everyone getting medicated. Pete didn't know. Howard said imagine he goes to jail for that song. Howard congratulated him for the song. Howard asked what he's supposed to get high on. Pete said it's getting high on life.
Howard said he's happy that Wayne gave Pete a chance. He said it's a story of hope. Robin said she's inspired. Wayne said this is what the Howard Stern Show does for people. Howard said he's thankful that he put up with him for the day. Wayne said that the guys there cut his tie when he sold his first car. He said that they had lunch with him and all of that. Howard said Pete had lunch with them and he has a clip and he hasn't learned to close his mouth when he eats. Howard said there's so much noise. Howard played a clip of Pete eating and not closing his mouth. He was chewing like a cow and talking with food in his mouth.
Howard said Pete did it again. He said he always surprises everyone. Howard said he had a terrible toothache that day but he kept that from his boss. Pete said he did. He said it was cool. Howard asked Pete if it was cool. Pete said it was so Howard kept saying cool and Pete kept repeating after him.
Howard said he should play a phone call John Stamos made to Pete. Howard said Pete had nothing to say in that call. Howard played the clip and it was the real John Stamos making the call. In the clip John asked how he was doing and Pete just said it's good. He had nothing to say to John. They just kept asking how they were and how things were going. Pete refused to be the first one to hang up so the call went on and on.
Howard said that was fucking awesome. Howard said he didn't have one question for him. Pete said he likes John. He said he was just awe struck. Howard said he could have asked him why he was calling him. Howard said he didn't think to ask him anything. Howard said here's a spoiler alert... they never talked to each other after that. Howard asked Pete where he had to go that day. Pete said he doesn't remember. Howard said Pete has the same conversation with everyone who calls him.
Howard said he could have the same conversation right now. Howard asked Pete the same things John was asking and it was the same conversation. Howard said Pete didn't ask him a question. He said he's never asked him anything. Howard asked Pete what's up with him. Pete said not much. Pete asked ''How's business?'' Howard said it's the same conversation.
Howard said good for Pete selling cars. He said Wayne has all of those cars out there at Legend Auto Group. Wayne said you can go to LegendAutoGroup.com
Wayne said he has a gift for Howard. He said they have a Storm Trooper helmet from the Rogue thing. He said that when Ralph knew they were available he called him asking for one. Wayne said it's a great looking gift. Howard said he can give it to Ralph. He said he can slip him a couple of bucks on the side.
Howard took a call from Balls who said he liked the song Pete sang. Howard gave him a plug for the web site where he can get that. Howard asked Pete if he has gotten laid lately. Pete said no. He's just jerking off like 4-5 times a day. Pete said it's getting out of hand. Howard asked if he watches porn. Pete said he doesn't. He said he doesn't even watch porn. He said he just thinks about stuff. Howard said Pete is outside the building all the time. Howard asked what's up with that. Pete said he's just walking around.
Howard asked if he jerks off first thing in the morning. Pete said he does. Howard asked if his dick gets raw. Pete said it does. Howard asked if he uses tissues. Pete said he does. He said sometimes he gets it on the sheets. Howard said he does too. Robin asked what he does when he does that. Howard said you have to wipe it up.
Howard and Balls asked what Pete thinks about. Pete said he thinks about some go to girls. He said it's no one famous. He said they're just chicks he's around. Howard asked if he thinks about the handicapped chick he was with. Pete said sometimes he thinks about her. Howard said her parents threw him out of the house. Pete laughed. Wayne said he could get a hooker now. Pete said he hasn't gotten laid in like 5 years. Howard said he just wiped his nose on his arm.
Howard asked Pete when he wakes up. Pete said he's up around 6:30. He jerks off first thing. Howard asked if he has breakfast after that. Pete said he does. Howard asked when he jerks off again. Pete said probably in the shower. He uses soap to jerk off and his mom uses the same soap. Pete laughed. Howard said it's not right. He said he should get his own soap. Pete was laughing because he didn't think about it.
Howard asked Pete if he's missing teeth now. Pete said he is. Howard said that is not a good look. Pete said it's been like that for like 6 months. Howard asked if he's going to the dentist. Pete said he's getting dentures. Howard asked if he cleans his teeth. Pete said he does. Howard said he's not cleaning those teeth. Pete said he is brushing twice a day. Howard said it's not enough. He said he has to maintain those teeth. Robin said he's too busy jerking off.
Gary said Pete said he doesn't jerk off 4 to 5 minutes, it's 45 minutes. Pete said he likes to draw it out. Howard said he has nowhere to be. He said it's a whole experience.
Balls asked if he has ever ripped his pee hole. Pete said he hasn't. Gary said Pete's mom will have to knock on the door to get into the bathroom. Howard asked how long the one in the shower takes. Pete said ''Well, yeah.'' Howard asked if it takes an hour. Pete was laughing and said it's about an hour.
Shuli came in and said he can shed some light on this. Howard said his mom must have to get to a job. Pete said she watches his niece and nephew. He said she does have a job to do. Howard asked if he scrubs his asshole in the shower. Shuli said he's broken it down for him. He said the shower one takes 45 minutes minimum. He said his mom has to buy extra soap because he wears them down. He said he just plays with himself for 45 minutes. Howard asked where he splooges. Howard said he's going to throw up now. Fred played some Richard vomiting sound clips. Howard said his cock must look like a prune.
Howard asked Pete if he has to shove his jizz down the drain with his foot. Pete said he does. Howard asked if his mom has seen his cock. Pete said no. Howard asked if Pete rubs his cock and balls with the soap. Pete said he does. He asked what he's supposed to do. Howard said maybe stop.
Howard asked Pete what he has for breakfast. Pete said he has oatmeal. Howard asked what time he hits the showers. Pete said around 9:30 or 10. Howard said he must go out after that. Pete said he goes to the gym. Howard asked what he benches. Pete said maybe 20. Pete said he has friends there. Howard asked how the conversations go there. Pete said they have a pretty good little scene over there. Howard asked if women complain to management over there. Pete said they may have caught him.
Shuli asked if he jerks off at the gym. Pete said he has thought about it. He said maybe he does. Howard asked what he has for lunch. Pete said he has lobster bisque. Howard said he's come 3 times already. Howard asked if he goes through a lot of soap there at the gym. Pete said no. He said he jerks off two more times at home after that. He said he has run out of hot water there at home.
Howard said he has a pretty full schedule. Howard asked if he still has jizz in that last jerk off. Pete said yes. Howard said this is amazing. Pete said this is all because he doesn't have a woman. Howard asked if he was fucking that handicapped chick 4-5 times a day. Pete said he was. Howard asked if she had vaginal feeling. Pete said she did.
Howard asked Pete if he would fuck a transgender. Pete said ''Why not.'' Howard said he needs it bad if he's jerking off so much. Pete said he's getting anxious. Howard said he has tremendous sex drive. Robin said his whole day is getting that done.
Shuli asked what his record is for a day. Pete said 6 or 7 times. Howard asked if he would want a Real Doll or something. Pete said that would be cool. Howard said it's kind of depressing. Pete said it's not the same as the real thing. Howard said Pete doesn't care what the chick looks like. He asked if he would walk away from a girl with bad breath. Pete said he'd just turn his head.
Howard asked if Pete would fuck a girl with herpes. Pete said he thinks he'd have to stop there. Howard asked if he would fuck an old woman in a walker. Pete said he has to draw the line somewhere. Pete said she has to have more teeth than he does.
Howard asked Pete if he had a super model but she died. Howard said she's still warm though, would he fuck her? Pete said he couldn't do that. Howard asked what that snot rag is that he has. Pete said it's a tissue.
Howard congratulated Pete for selling the cars and making some money. Wayne said it was their pleasure to have him work there. Howard said Pete has to get home because he has things to do.
Howard asked Pete if he would fuck a girl who is hot but she's in a KKK outfit. Howard said she's racist as hell but would he fuck her? Pete said he can't get past that. Howard said he's bull shitting him now. Howard asked about a burn victim with perfect tits. Howard said forget it. He said he knows the answer is yes to all of them.
Howard wrapped up and gave Wayne a plug. Howard let Pete and the guys go too. Howard went to break a short time later.
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Howard came back and sang along with the song Fred had playing. Howard said he fucked it all up because he's bad with lyrics.
Howard said he doesn't know why they invented button down fly. He said he loves zippers. He said he hates button down fly. He said he's not sure who invented that. He said it's not stylish at all. Howard said he's trying to get out of the bathroom and he has to button up. Howard said he loves John Varvatos pants but some of them have button down fly. He said he hates that. Howard said it's not like it's buttons that people can see. He's not sure why they would do that. He said it takes too long to get back into it. Howard said he can imagine why they had them before zippers were invented. He said maybe put a combination lock on your fly. He said make up a code.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he has never had a button down fly. Howard said he was standing there thinking that he should churn his own butter too. Howard said he wants to ask John Varvatos why he would do that. Robin said he doesn't have to buy them. Howard said certain styles only come with the button. He said it's so fucking annoying. He said he has a cut on his finger tip so that makes it even more annoying.
The caller said the stock went down for Sirius during that Pete jerking off conversation. Howard said he finds that compelling. He said he drives around listening to the show and he's doing quality checks.
The caller said that Charlize Theron interview had to be the best ever. He said she is so stunning. He said that the way she talks and all of that. Howard said she's the whole package. The caller said Charlize was even cursing and it was hot. Howard said she's like every man's dream girl.
The caller asked if Howard won't stop seeing his therapist because he likes using it in his interviews. Howard said no. He said he still has problems to work through. Howard said he has major fucking problems. He said that's why he keeps going. Howard said he has issues with self loathing and intimacy issues. Howard said if he doesn't go then he hides in his room. Howard asked why he cares if he goes to the fucking therapist. Howard hung up on the guy.
Howard said he would revert to hiding in his room again if he didn't go to therapy. Robin said he likes being out though. Howard said he's traumatized. Howard said Robin needs help too but she thinks she's cured. Howard said she did say she was cured. Robin said she knows how the brain works and she tells it to shut up when it says something she doesn't like.
Howard said therapy isn't the worst thing. He said he goes twice a week. Robin said he dropped another day. Howard said he dropped it at the protest of his therapist. Howard said he doesn't think he'll ever finish if he just goes twice a week.
Howard took a call from Apples who asked if he saw Mary McCormack on Battle of the Network Stars. Howard said he didn't know she was on there. Apples said she has huge cans. Howard said he knows they're real too. Howard said he has had a discussion with her about it. Robin said Howard actually touched them in his movie. Howard said he hadn't felt anyone's titties in a long time because he was married. Howard said it was part of his process to feel her up. Robin said there was no reason to do that but he did it in the movie. Howard said that's what he does. He said that's his move. Howard said he started making out with her and put his hand on her tit. Howard said you're allowed to do that in a movie. He said he was like Daniel Day Lewis in his movie. He said he was playing Howard Stern and he stayed in character.
Howard said he did see an ad for the Battle of the Network Stars. He said he didn't care about the show when it was on in the 70s.
Howard said OJ was at his parole hearing and he's still that arrogant guy. Howard said OJ said he never did anything violent toward anyone. Howard said he forgot about the trial of the century. Howard said the people who could have accused him were dead. Howard said OJ must have thought the parole board didn't have Google. Howard said one of the guys on the parole board had an NFL tie on.
Howard played some clips of OJ talking about how he's never been accused of pulling a weapon on anyone. Howard said ''What!?'' He said that guy is a weirdo. He said he's so fucking creepy. Howard said they did the right thing technically. He said the thing he was locked up for wouldn't even get someone 9 years. Howard said Ron Goldman's father wanted him to stay in. Robin said OJ is only dangerous to the people he knows. Howard said you have to be really unhinged to do what he did. Howard said the guy was on TV and having a good life. Howard said people like that don't do crazy shit like that.
Robin said when you come from nothing it stays around with you. Howard said OJ was talking about what a good Christian he is in the parole hearing. Howard played a clip. He played another clip of OJ saying that he had lived a conflict free life before all of this.
Howard had a clip of OJ talking about moving to Florida and OJ joked about how he could stay in Nevada but he doesn't think they want him there. Howard said what a fuck head. Robin said that's the OJ they used to see all the time.
Howard said he's good ol' OJ. Howard said he has OJ on the phone. He picked up and had a guy doing an OJ impression. Howard asked what he's going to do. OJ said he's going to Disneyland. He was joking around about that. Howard said he heard him joking around with the parole board too. OJ said he's going to get a spot on Kimmel.
Howard asked fake OJ about what his plans are. OJ said he's going to drop in on his friend Donald Trump. Howard told him he's president. OJ said that's even scarier than him walking the streets.
Howard asked OJ what his plans really are. OJ said he's going to drop in on his friend Robert Kardashian's kids. Howard said they're the most famous kids in the world and they don't do a damn thing. OJ said they're like Baba Booey. Howard said OJ hasn't seen all of the stuff going on lately.
OJ asked about the smartphone apps and what Tinder and Grindr are for. Howard said maybe he should wait a while to figure that out. OJ said he's been locked up for a while there. Robin asked if he knew that Bruce Jenner became a woman. OJ said he's been talking to a lovely woman named Caitlyn. He said she says she has a big surprise for him when he gets out.
Howard said OJ hasn't been with a woman in a long time. OJ said he wants to let his juice loose. He said he's been thinking about Robin a lot. Robin said that's just. P.R. OJ asked if he can get with Robin. Robin said he has to get in line behind Lenny Dykstra. Howard said his past is kind of sketchy. OJ said he challenges him to name 3 people he's murdered. He said he knows he can't do that.
OJ asked what the fuck a fidget spinner is and if he can use it to stab someone. Or allegedly stab someone. Howard let OJ go a short time later. He told him to say goodbye first. OJ did it.
Robin asked if he would have OJ live in there. Howard said of course they would. Howard said he heard he's been writing jokes the last 9 years. Robin said he claimed he hadn't had a drink in 9 years. Howard said he'd be curios to have him in there. Robin said Howard said he wouldn't have Mel Gibson in there.
Howard said they went out and asked women who they would rather date, OJ or Howard Stern and women were picking OJ. Howard played some audio and some women said neither but some picked OJ over Howard. Howard said ''But he killed someone.'' Howard asked what it is with him. Robin asked if they throw out all of the women who said they'd sleep with him. Howard said he didn't get one nibble. Howard said he tied with the Sandy Hook shooter. Howard said that's what he's talking about.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he has button down pants and they're the greatest thing ever. Howard asked if he's gay. Howard said he remembers seeing a gay movie once where the guy had sailor pants and he seemed to enjoy it. The caller said it's easier to rip them down with the buttons. He said you can just go. Howard said you can rip the buttons off. The caller said you can't rip them out. Howard said it takes forever to button them up. He said he hates it.
Howard said he wishes all of his jeans had zippers. He said he loves the pants but hates the buttons.
Howard said the other day he was doing an impression of George Takei and he thinks he does a good impression. He said the guys took clips of him doing that impression and made a phony phone call. Howard said this is where he and Robin were talking about a Golden Girls remake. Howard did more of his George impression. Howard said the guys called an internet gossip show. Howard played the call and the hosts of the show were talking about how he was like a premiere guest on the show. Howard talked to them about the Gay Golden Girls show they were working on. They had Howard saying all kinds of crazy stuff. The hosts said he's not funny.
Howard said his George Takei is not bad. Robin said it sounds different being played back. Howard said he thought it sounded good. Howard said he might have to work on it. Howard said he's sure he could fool William Shatner. Robin said since he says he doesn't know George then maybe he could.
Howard said he thinks Erik was threatening that guy Vinnie and he got himself into trouble. Howard said there are people watching Erik sleep right now. Howard said that's fascinating to him.
Gary said they gave a rundown of what he ate over the weekend. Howard said he drinks a lot of soda. Howard said he didn't give it up. Gary said he had 5 Sprites with his sushi. Howard said he won't stop drinking the soda. Howard said he drank a whole can with his medication. Gary said he had 45 pieces of sushi. Gary said the fans are sending him food. He said he saw a note yesterday about him eating pancakes and he watched it for 20 minutes. Howard said they're killing him with that. Gary said he jams the food in his mouth and chews like a lunatic while he's watching the news.
Howard had a clip of Erik yelling at Vinnie for not getting him Japanese food. In the clip Erik was cursing him out. Howard said Shuli does a great impression of Erik. He gets that phlegm in his throat.
Shuli came in and did his Erik impression. Howard asked why he was thrown off. Shuli said that there was a time when they thought he was masturbating. He said he wasn't but there are trolls who report him for things he didn't do.
Howard said he has a clip of Erik threatening to rape Vinnie's wife over some sort of caption that Vinnie posted for Erik. Howard said the guy is trying to make it interesting and funny. Howard played the clip and Erik was going off on Vinnie for posting something about him being in his ''habitat.'' Erik said he's not an animal. He said he's going to rape his wife and stick his dick in her ass. He gave out Vinnie's phone number. Howard said his response seems a little strong for what he did. Howard said Vinnie posts that it's another ''feeding'' when he eats.
Shuli said he says all of these horrible things and then he's still friends with the guy. Robin said giving out the home phone number is awful. Howard said this is one guy who is helping him. Shuli said he's the only guy helping him.
Shuli said a fan sent him a message that Erik sent him. He said it was his food order. He read the list of food that went on and on. He asked for a bunch of Japanese food and 5 Cokes. Howard said his room is tiny too. He said OJ probably had a bigger cell. Howard said he was wondering if he cold live in a room like that. He said he probably could. Robin asked if he ever goes out to just take a walk. Howard asked if he ever does. Shuli did his Erik voice and answered.
Howard asked what the certificates are hanging on his wall. Shuli said he's not sure but they might be diplomas or something.
Howard said Erik just rolled over for those not watching. Howard said go watch it because it's fucking weird.
Gary went over some of the stuff that Erik has on his wishlist. He had a bunch of Donnie Wahlberg stuff on his list. Howard said Erik just got up. He got a note about that.
Howard took a call from Mariann who was shocked to hear that from him. Howard said that there's something charming about her voice. Mariann said Maria Menounos was on with Megyn Kelly. She asked why she didn't go there first. Howard said he was kind of bummed about that too. Howard said he can never be mad at her though because she's put so much out on the show before.
Mariann was talking about an article about Beth that she didn't like. They were saying that Beth had tamed animals and her shock jock husband. Howard hung up on Mariann after that.
Robin said she saw a bird that she didn't think could fly but she wasn't sure what to do so she didn't do anything. Howard said Beth would call the wildlife foundation. Howard said Beth wanted to get a dog the other day that is really cute. Howard said there's nothing wrong with the dog and Beth wanted to get it. Howard said he has 6 cats and at least 25 kittens living with him right now. He said he feels like Ellie May from the Beverly Hillbillies. Howard asked Gary to call Beth to get the name of the dog before it comes home.
Howard said he doesn't want to end up with another pet. He said that David Spade came over with his daughter and she's like 9 years old. Howard said she was in love with the kittens in the house. Howard said they have so many. Howard said if they get a dog he'll lose his mind.
Gary said he's not having any luck getting Beth. Howard told him to hit her up with a text asking what the dog's name is. Gary said he'll do that. Howard said he probably has to take a break. Fred said he does. Howard did a live commercial read after that. The commercial was for Guns N' Roses so he talked about the concert and how it started on time at 10:30 and it went until like 1:30am. Howard finished up the live commercial read and went to break.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if it would be easier to just give Beth a baby. Howard asked who would take care of the cats. The caller said he'd do it. He said Ralph can do it. Howard said Ralph can't take care of himself.
Howard said he wanted to mention the guy from Linkin Park. Howard asked if they were ever on the show. Robin said she introduced one of their concerts at a K-Rock concert. Robin said Jay-Z was coming out to do something on stage. Robin said she came out and said there was a big time guest star coming out. Howard said Fred should have had something playing during that. Fred said he was looking for some.
Howard said Chester Bennington from Linkin Park committed suicide at 41. Howard said it seems incomprehensible to him that he'd do that. Howard said he saw them in 2003 at a concert. Howard said Chester hung himself at his home. Howard said he can't imagine doing that at that age and being such a success. Howard said it does happen though. Howard said he was sexually abused as a child so that was why he was so depressed. Howard said Brent was telling him about Chester and he knows so much about the guy.
Howard had Brent come in to talk about Bennington. Brent said it was an older family friend who abused him. He said it was a few years that it went on. He said Chester's dad was a sex crimes cop and it turns out the guy who abused him was abused as well and the charges were dropped. He said he had a really rough life. Howard said the guy had a lot of problems. He said people call people like that cowards and they're really not. Howard said it's not coward. He said they're just so depressed. Howard said he was some singer.
Howard said Mike Shinoda is great in the band too. Howard said their song ''In the End'' was amazing. He played some of that song. Howard said that's got to be their best song. Brent agreed. He said that whole album was great.
Howard said the song ''Crawling'' was another great one. Howard said Chester killed himself on Chris Cornell's birthday. He said they were good friends. Howard played some of the song ''Crawling'' and then some ''Numb'' that they did with Jay-Z.
Howard said there was a clip on Jimmy Kimmel's show where Chester sang ''One More Light'' and it was really emotional. Howard said he was supposed to sing some other song but he did this one for Chris Cornell. Howard said it was a beautiful song. Howard played a clip of the song Chester did on Kimmel.
Howard said it's a nice song. He said the dude was super talented. Brent said his range was incredible.
Howard said Bobo wants to give a eulogy for Chester. Bobo was on the phone and said his son was a big fan of the band and he was devastated when he took his life. Howard said his son should be on the phone. He said it could be a second generation of caller. Howard said he has such a heavy New York accent. Fred did an impression of Bobo's accent.
Howard said he could listen to that accent all day. Howard asked how it's working out with his Bobo name. Howard said Bobo keeps dropping letters. He said ''twip'' instead of trip. Howard asked what he was talking about. Bobo said his son was going to go on a trip with the band. Robin asked what he did for them. Bobo said he was just a fan and he had connections. He said he had some great pictures with Chester. He said Linkin Park had a special concert in Penn Station and his son Carmine was just one of 50 people who were there.
Howard asked if he actually talked to Chester. Howard said maybe that's why he was depressed. Howard said when he says he ''Hung'' with them it's not a good thing to say. Bobo said he has a ''retractment'' for that. Fred picked up on that and goofed on Bobo about that for a short time.
Howard and Fred goofed on Bobo some more about the accent and stuff. Howard asked if his son had a shrine for Chester. Bobo said he did. He said he had a candle that went out after ''In the End'' played. Howard said that had to be the world's smallest candle to go out that quickly. Bobo said he had a whole tribute set up. Howard said he doesn't believe anything Bobo says. Bobo said he doesn't know. He said he just has the pictures.
Bobo said his son had the same ''driven'' that he has for Howard. Howard and Fred goofed on Bobo for that too.
Howard asked who else in his family has shrines. Bobo said it's just him and his son Carmine. Howard and Fred kept goofing on Bobo about the words he kept screwing up. Howard played a song parody about Bobo getting his name back. That one was from Little Mikey.
Howard said that Bobo kind of derailed the tribute he was doing for Chester Bennington. Howard said Chester sang for Stone Temple Pilots for a while. Howard said he'd go out with them and perform. He said he has him singing ''Interstate Love Song'' with Stone Temple Pilots. Howard played a clip.
Howard said Stone Temple Pilots must be devastated too. Howard said they lost their lead singer twice. Fred did his Bobo impression talking about his son Carmine and how much he loved Linkin Park and made up a bunch of stuff about him going to see the band. He had Brent cracking up with the impression.
Howard had Bobo's penis on the phone. The guys in the back called in with a voice synthesizer and talked about the shrine he had to Caitlyn Jenner's penis.
Howard asked Bobo what that sniff is he does after he says something. He said it's like a Barney Fife impression. He told Fred he has to put that in there. Fred did that. Howard had Fred doing the Bobo impression with the sniff. Gary said Shuli thinks he does it when Bobo thinks he's made a good and emphatic point.
Howard said he has Chester's version of ''Riders on the Storm'' that he did with Carlos Santana. Howard played a clip. He said the guy was versatile. Howard said rest in peace Chester Bennington. Bobo and Bobo's penis both said ''Yeah.'' Robin said she noticed his penis was hiding out on the street when he did the walk of shame. Bobo's penis said ''Wouldn't you?''
Howard said rest in peace Chester Bennington. Howard said he did songs with a lot of people. Fred did more of his Bobo impression.
Howard said Gary was on stage singing karaoke and doing a Linkin Park song. Howard said maybe this is why Chester killed himself. Howard played the audio of Gary singing the song when he was all shit faced. Howard said that's his producer.
Fred did his impression of Bobo and got in the sniff a couple more times. They played a song parody about Bobo from Eli Braden. Bobo said that was brutal. Fred did more of his impression of Bobo making a point and sniffling.
Howard said rest in peace to Chester again. Howard said he left behind six kids. Howard played Robin singing ''Hallelujah'' for Chester.
Howard said he has chills. He said that put a certain stamp on the whole thing. Robin said Chester sang for Chris and Chester got her.
Howard let Bobo's penis go and asked Bobo if he has anything else to say. Bobo said he's going to try to get on General Hospital. Howard let Bobo go after Fred did more of his Bobo impression. Howard let Brent go and then went to break.
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Robin started her news with a story about a group of teens that are saying they didn't violate any laws as they watched a disabled man drowning in a pond while mocking him and not saving him. Howard asked where that was. Robin said it was in Cocoa, Florida. Robin said they released a video earlier this month and it shows a man losing his life while teens were laughing and making comments. Howard asked if they'll get jail time. Robin said they won't because they did nothing illegal. Robin said it's not illegal to watch someone drown. Howard said don't mock him if you're not going to save him. Robin said apparently you can make fun of someone dying.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if they can keep Brent off the radio. Howard said he thought he did fine. The caller said it gets annoying with Mr. Know-it-all. He said he's such a big fan and he has the stuttering prick JD too. Howard said he's not sure about that. He said he can't take his advice seriously.
Howard took another call from a guy who said Brent is great on the air. He said he thought of Brent yesterday when a cop was chasing a guy and a citizen caught a guy in a citizen's arrest. Howard said he has to do more of that TV show they do with Brent doing citizen's arrests. Howard said they call it Citizen Hatley. Howard said Brent went up to a guy who was loitering and said he was going to do a citizen's arrest. Howard said it was funny. He said he loved that. He had to hear it again. Howard played the clip of Brent doing his thing on the street.
Howard said that's great. He said they're going to do more of that. The caller asked if there is video of that. Howard said there is. The caller said he was cheering for Brent when he heard that other story. Howard said there's another episode where Brent goes after a kid who stuck gum on his chair. Howard said they weren't able to find any cops to take the kid in though.
Howard said he didn't see the video of the kids watching the guy drown. Howard said that breaks his heart. He said it's so sad. He asked when we became so cold and callus. Robin asked what Howard would do if it was his child. Howard said that wouldn't be good.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he was listening to the report about those kids. He said they are despicable human beings. He said he hopes they have a conscience and they have to live with that the rest of their lives. Howard said the kids in New Jersey must not be like that. The caller said he hopes they would be kind enough to do something. Robin said it's ridiculous that they were recording themselves doing it. The caller said the parents should be embarrassed.
Robin read a story about an 18 year old woman who was live streaming while driving drunk and she ended up killing her 14 year old sister. Robin said she caused another 14 year old major injuries in the car. Robin said they were not wearing seat belts. Robin said if the driver is drunk at least wear your seat belt. Robin had some audio of the 18 year old saying she knows she's going to jail for killing her sister. Howard said he hopes no one gave that video a ''Like.''
Robin read a story about Carrie Fisher being remembered at Comic-Con. Robin said it was this weekend in San Diego and there was a special tribute to her there. Robin said Comic-Con has gotten so big there are live reports from there on certain channels. Robin said Warner Brothers gave some sneak peaks at some movies and things like that there. Robin asked if Howard is into Aquaman. Howard said he thinks the guy who played Drago in Game of Thrones plays Aquaman. Robin said that there was also a Justice League movie preview there. Howard was making sounds like he was jerking off to all of that stuff. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about some problems a Pokemon online game was having recently.
Robin read a story about Ball State getting 15 of Letterman's Emmy awards. Howard said that's what he loves about Letterman. He said most people would want to hold on to that stuff.
Robin read a story about how the people at Disney are working for minimum wage for the most part. Robin said 38,000 union workers are looking for a raise now. Howard said when he worked at WRNW he was asked to unionize but he knew they couldn't turn it into a forever job. Howard said those jobs were meant to be short term. Howard said if you walk around with a Cinderella outfit on that's a starter job. Robin said she saw Michael Phelps on a show and they had people dressed in shark outfits when they went out to talk to the crowds. Howard said you'd think they were insane. Robin said the guys were supposed to dance around in the shark outfits. Robin said the interviewer yelled at them to dance. Howard said he doesn't mean to be cold and callus but Disney isn't hiring those people to do that job as a regular gig. Robin said most people are making less than $15 an hour. Howard said if someone paid him that when he was young he'd think that was great. Robin said it's very hot in Florida so it's got to be roasting in there. Howard said it's just not a big paying job. Howard did a live commercial read a short time later.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he thinks that Shuli should be in the studio at all times. He said he likes hearing him in there. Howard said he does do a good High Pitch Erik impression. Howard asked if Erik thinks he should be in there. He had Shuli on the phone doing his impression saying he should be in there. Howard said Shuli is on fire. Howard said that was actually Shuli's uncle calling in. He did another live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Senator John McCain being diagnosed with brain cancer. Robin said they say they removed as much as they can see but that particular kind of cancer can shoot out other particles into the brain and it has a high rate of reoccurrence. Robin said McCain is bolstering the spirits of his friends. Robin said he has a good friend in the Senate who McCain told to buck up because he has to get through this. Howard said he is a tough guy. Robin said they say Arizona is a good place to be in treatment for this. Robin had some audio of someone talking about what he's going to go through.
Robin read a story about investigators looking into a human smuggling incident in Texas. Robin said at least 8 people died in a sweltering trailer. Robin said that there were over 30 inside the trailer. Robin had some audio of someone talking about the call they got from someone at a Walmart parking lot.
Howard said that McCain survived the Sarah Palin thing. He said that she didn't know a fucking thing and she became a national joke and McCain must be haunted by that whole thing. He said he hopes he beats this cancer but he wishes he'd just say that she was a big dummy and fucked him over. Howard said he'll never do that because he's too much of a gentleman.
Robin read a story about how they keep polling people about Trump being impeached but they don't ask people why they would want him impeached. Howard said there's a lot going on this week with people testifying. Robin said it's all going to be behind closed doors. Howard asked if she thinks he'll be president at this time next year. Robin said yes. Howard asked Fred too. Fred said yes. Howard asked Gary. Gary said he doesn't know. He said he thinks he will be. Howard said you have this guy looking into the tax returns and all of this stuff. Howard said he's going to go out on a limb and say no. He said he's going to say Trump is going to say ''Fuck this'' and step down. Howard asked JD what he thinks. JD asked what the question is. Howard and Fred goofed on JD for not knowing what they were talking about. Howard asked JD the question and JD said he thinks unfortunately yes, he will still be president. Howard said he thinks he's going to get fed up and leave. Howard asked who wants a vote. Jason voted and said he's keeping hope alive and hoping he won't be there a year from now. Howard asked if Jason will lose 5 pound by next year. Everyone said no way.
Robin read more about people being split about Trump being impeached or not. Robin said you have to have a reason though. Howard said Ronnie is a big trump supporter. Howard asked Ronnie if he thinks Trump will be around in a year. Ronnie didn't answer. Howard asked Tanner Mom (Shuli) what she thinks. Tanner Mom asked why he has to take this tone with her. Howard said he's just asking a question. Tanner Mom asked him to be more specific. She didn't have an answer for him. Howard said goodbye to her.
Howard asked Ronnie again. Ronnie came in and said he thinks Trump will not be impeached but he might leave from the pressure. Ronnie said he thinks he will still be around next year. Howard asked Ronnie if he got his pages from Adam Sandler yet. Ronnie said he did but he didn't print them out. He said he didn't read the script so he's not sure if he's even got any lines. He said he may not have any lines. Howard asked if that's a disappointment. Ronnie said he might just be carrying a coffin. Howard asked when he got the script. Ronnie said he thinks it was Friday. He said he has a whole filming schedule too. He said he's shooting on August 15th. Howard said it's coming up soon. Howard had a clip of Ronnie in Titanic. They had Ronnie reading Jack's lines. Howard said they call him Daniel Day Mund. Fred called him Retardo Di Caprio.
Howard asked if he's getting more than scale to do the movie. Ronnie said he is. Howard said look at you. Howard said good for you. Howard let Ronnie go after that. They played him out with a ''I'm Munt'' song parody.
Robin read a story about how Trump is going to issue a statement about health care today. Robin had some details about that.
Robin read a story about this Scaramucci guy and how he was defending Trump very well over the weekend.
Robin said a lot of people are sad that Sean Spicer is no more. Robin wondered if Melissa McCarthy is going to show up on Saturday Night Live. Howard said that guy has been around in Washington a long time and he really blew his credibility. He asked what he did that for. It was a 6 month job. Robin said if he would just tell the truth in a book she'd read it. Howard said he needs a spokesperson. He said he needs someone to say Howard Stern is very handsome and very well hung with 12 inches.
Robin read a story about the democrats being set to give a new agenda today. Robin had some audio of Chuck Schumer talking about that.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said they're now living in a world where a limo driver gets a part in a movie and doesn't even read the script. He said he's probably using it as a coaster. Howard said he's not sure he even knows how to do that. Fred did his impression of Ronnie asking what ''Bluetoot'' is. Howard let Ralph go after that.
Robin read a story about a woman going into a church and claiming sanctuary to avoid being deported. Robin had some audio of the woman talking about that. Robin read some details about that.
Robin read a story about Brad Pitt and how he was spotted with Sienna Miller. Howard said he probably has blisters on his cock from fucking so much. Robin said Medicated Pete has them from masturbating but Brad has them from fucking too much. Robin said Brad Pitt says he's become a big fan of Frank Ocean since his divorce. Robin had some Frank Ocean songs to play.
Robin read a story about a new statue that the Madam Tussauds created for Beyonce and it was so light skinned that they had to fix it. Robin said it was also thinner and less curvy than the real Beyonce. Robin said it was touched up and put back out this weekend.
Robin read that the number 1 film at the box office was ''Dunkirk'' this weekend. Robin wrapped up and Howard ended the show around 11:15am.
Howard started the show talking about how he was just complimenting Fred on his excellent impression of Bobo yesterday. They're going to call him Fauxbo when he does that impression. Fred said someone in the email came up with that. Howard thanked whoever it was that came up with it.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he thought he had screwed up adding Bobo to the Chester Bennington obituary yesterday. Howard said maybe he did. He said no one is going to argue with him on that point. He said they all agree. Howard told the guy to have a good time in Kansas. Howard did his Richard Christy impression talking to him.
The caller said he'd love to see if he can get a flat Ronnie. Gary said they have some. Howard said he wants to give him one. Howard said he's in a good mood today. He put the caller on hold.
Howard said he and Fred will email each other once in a while. He said he gets quarterly reports from Fred. Howard said people question why he put him on the show but he has good reasons. He said don't question him about that. He said he has a bromance with Fred. He said on Sundays they wrestle.
Howard said he has so many things to say and do. He said he wants to get Medicated Pete on to intro who they have on the show today. He had a clip of Pete saying they have Robert Pattinson coming in today. Howard said he can't wait get him in there. Robin said she can't believe how different Robert's life is from Pete's. Howard said he was a model as a kid. He said he thinks he'd make Pete a model.
Howard said Robert Pattinson was in a franchise and they start to piss on it. Howard said this kid was so smart that he stuck with all 5 Twilight movies. Howard said when you have something good you stick with it. Howard said he has an idea of what he made with that. Robin said sometimes you don't get all that much money. Howard said he'll tell the whole story of it in the interview.
Howard said Robert is a masterful guitar player. He said many people don't know that. He said he's an impressive guy.
Howard said that Bobo tried to do the announce for Robert Pattinson but he wasn't able to get the name Pattinson out. Howard played a clip of him saying ''Patterson.''
Howard said they had a lot of email about Bobo's call to the show yesterday. He said he has to find it. Howard found it and read some of the mail. He said people were upset that he was on talking about his son having a shrine for Chester Bennington. Howard read other mail about Bobo's sniffing after he says things and how some people think that's because Bobo is imitating him.
Howard said Bobo came in there and they shamed him not too long ago. Howard said he came in and won his name back. Howard said they took all the times Bobo was screaming things out and made a phony phone call to a self help show. Howard played the call and said you have to love Bobo repurposed. In the call the guys called an internet radio show and one of the guys said he had his nephew Steve on the phone. Then they took Bobo saying that he had skid marks in his underwear and things like that. They'd just have Bobo yelling out the crazy stuff he was yelling out on the street when he was being shamed. The host kept him on for far too long. They told him to call Jenny McCarthy with that stuff.
Howard said that was a pretty good call. He said it takes a lot of man hours to make Bobo interesting. He said there's song parodies and more. He said they have so many different things.
Howard said poor Jenny McCarthy took some shrapnel in that call. He asked who knew she was even there.
Howard said it's an unusual situation working here. He said that he's trying to be outrageous and interesting on the air. Howard said he thinks he knows better than to say fuck you to his boss. He said that's the worst thing you can do. He said everyone wanted to talk to him on the air about it. Howard said he's telling the kids out there to never do this to their boss. Howard played a song parody with Benjy saying ''Fuck you'' to him.
Howard said there were a lot of things generated with that. He played more song parodies. Howard said that it was so loud and obnoxious. Robin said it was way over the top. Howard said as bad as he had it in radio he never said that to his boss. Howard said you have to conduct yourself in a certain way. Howard said Fred does it under his breath to him. He said he's smart enough to keep it down.
Howard said they went out on the street and asked people what they thought and no one agreed with Benjy. He played some clips of people saying that Benjy should have been fired. People were saying that they would be fired if they said that to their boss. People were saying he's ignorant and they should be smacked. Howard said he found one guy who said you should say ''fuck you'' to your boss. Howard played that guy and he said ''sure, why not'' when he was asked if he'd ever do that. The guy said he would punch that mother fucker in his face. The guy is homeless.
Howard said that guy thinks like Benjy and he's homeless. Howard said there were a lot of comments about that. Howard read through some of the email from people who thought he should have been fired over that.
Howard said this goes on and on. He said Gary told him he got into an argument with Benjy. He said Gary thinks Benjy should be in there for their early meeting around 10 to 6. Howard said the whole staff has that as he's reading his newspapers. Howard said Gary told Benjy that because he saunters in later in the morning. He said Benjy was saying he knows more about current events than Gary does and then Benjy wanted to have a contest about current events. Howard said Gary told him he didn't get the whole point of the conversation. Howard said he got into a vortex conversation.
Gary said Benjy heard him saying he should be there early on the Wrap Up Show. He said even Sal comes to the meeting because he can contribute. Howard asked what that has to do with him being there early. Gary said he doesn't know. He said he just thinks he should be part of that meeting. Robin said it's a diversionary tactic.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he thinks Benjy should be back in the studio. Howard asked why. The caller said he told Benjy that it would be temporary. Howard said it is. The caller said he thinks that it's time to be back in. Howard said he can come back as soon as he retires. Robin said Howard was softening up and the day before that he had been late. Howard said that's right. Howard said he forgets all of this. He said Robin keeps track.
Howard said he says a lot of things on the air that he doesn't really stick with. He said that he's happier this way and he doesn't want Benjy sauntering in during the show. He said he knows he's not consistent. He said it's not a lie. He said he doesn't want to think about it. The caller said there is something missing with Benjy not there. Howard said there is but his peace of mind is more important. Howard said he doesn't need that blotchy distraction.
The caller asked if he can ask Benjy a question. Howard had Benjy come in. He said he does like Benjy and he's turning 50 in September. Benjy said no. He said he's younger than that. Howard said he's like 30. He said he doesn't care. Howard said he's 19 and barely a man. Howard said Benjy says he knows more about current events than Gary does. Benjy said that Gary said something about him not knowing current events. Gary said he never said that. He said that something could have happened over night that he doesn't know about. He said he could be aware of it if he came to the meeting and heard about it. Benjy said that's possible that he may not know something like that. Howard asked if he's irritated with Gary because he keeps him out of the studio. Benjy said that's part of it too.
Benjy said Howard makes fun of him and he thinks that people take on his feelings. Howard said he's being funny. He was laughing at Benjy. Howard said it was good to see him. Howard was going to let him go but the caller didn't ask a question yet.
The caller, Eddie, asked Benjy about not getting a lot of alone time with Howard. He told Benjy to try to get Howard to let him back in the studio. Howard said that's not a question. He said he doesn't want that. Howard said he's not going to do this. He said that caller was fucking retarded.
Howard said Benjy puts in a hard 12 hour week. He asked how his sleep is doing. Benjy said he's so much happier. He said he knows Howard goes to bed early and he is getting so much better at it. He said it seemed impossible before. Howard said that was a good talk so lets talk again in the winter.
Howard asked Benjy what else he has to say. Benjy said the ''fuck you'' thing was stupid but Howard says such horrible things about him on a regular basis. He said he only gets to say 2 words to him so that's why he gave him that ''fuck you.'' Howard said goodbye to Benjy. He said he's just busting his balls. Howard said there must be something he likes about not being in the studio. Benjy said the comfort of the room isn't as nice. He said that he has people distracting him. He said the status thing is nice when he's in there. Howard thanked him again.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if Benjy is the only one who doesn't appear at the 10 to 6 meeting. Howard said they used to have a work flow and it's like you can't shift Benjy's job around. Howard said he ends up being the ball buster. Howard said everyone else gets that they should be at that meeting. He said Benjy doesn't want to work in the afternoon or anything.
Howard said he hates when people self destruct. Howard said Jackie had a great job there and he had a great place to work and he didn't want him to fuck it up. Howard said Jackie thought he was out to get him. He said he tried for years to talk to him but he had to give up. He said he tried to do the same with Benjy and he had to give up. He said he wants him to stay there so he advised him wisely. Howard said he arranged a job for Benjy. He said he tries to save all of his guys. The caller said it shows.
Howard said he has friends who fuck their whole lives up. He asked if Jason wants to yell at Benjy. Jason came in and said he works full time there and he loves the show. He said it's an honor and a blessing to be in there before the show talking about what's going on in the world. He said he hopes it might make a better show. He said Benjy has been there longer than he has and he can come and go as he pleases. He said that's fine but it drives him crazy that he doesn't show up early. He said he could get more air time if he did that. Howard said he hit it on the head. He said that's what he should hear. Howard said Jason is right. He said his belly is full of wisdom.
Howard asked if Benjy heard that. Benjy said he did. Howard said he likes what he says. Benjy said he does too. Howard said this is the common sense he tries to instill in him.
Gary said what Jason said is what he was saying on the Wrap Up Show the other day but Benjy agrees with Jason and not him. Benjy said that's because Jason is a fat balding guy like him. Howard asked why Gary irritates him. Benjy said he's irritated by Jason at times too. He said he got a lot of sleep last night so he's in a good mood today. Benjy said he thinks Jason speaks about him out of meanness. He said he thinks this was sincere. Howard asked what he thinks of what he's saying. Benjy said it makes sense. Benjy asked why the caller was saying ''Oh my god.'' The caller said he has no fear of losing his job. He said all he has to do is go to a meeting. Howard said he does have that fear. He said he's still there and he's important to him. Benjy said he thinks Howard is mature enough to hear him say ''fuck you'' back to him when he's talking about him.
Howard said Jason looks skinny next to Benjy. Howard said they should go discuss dieting. Robin said she isn't hearing if his actions are going to change. Howard said they're not. Howard said the two of them tried to get out the door at the same time and they got stuck.
Howard took a call from a guy who said they have to fire this guy. He said he's not the only guy who can do this job. He said they could find someone to replace him no problem.
Howard took another call from a guy who said he would have fired him right on the spot. Howard said when you're on the air and you feel you're being humiliated you do that. He said he doesn't think he'd do that otherwise. Howard said he has a rule called 1800 strikes and you're out. Howard said he's up to 1700 and he has 100 more. Howard said there were people who wanted to fire him but he didn't think that was necessary. Howard said that he did remember that he said ''fuck you'' to him. The caller said you just take it from your boss if they're doing that.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she wanted to talk about her experience with Medicated Pete. She said she had to share a hotel room with him a few years back. She said they pitched in for a room for a comedy show. Howard asked if he fucked her. The caller, Deena, said they were just friends and they needed a place to stay. Howard asked if she shared a bed. She said they did. She said it was a queen size bed. She said that it was really weird. She said she wasn't sure what it was but he may have been jerking off next to her in bed.
Howard asked if she's good looking. Deena said she is. She said she used to be thin. Howard asked the guys if she's hot. No one was answering. Deena said Shuli and Benjy know. Howard said no one is stepping up so that's not a good sign.
Howard said he has to take a break so what's her point. Deena said that she wanted to talk about the shower but Howard cut her off. Howard said she should have called in when he was in there. Howard said she has to get to the point. He doesn't have all morning. Howard said this woman was laying in bed next to Pete. He said imagine the torture for Pete. Howard said it's impossible to lay in bed with a woman. He said he tried that but he's laying in bed with a boner and it's painful. He said don't torture him. Robin said that in Pete's mind he must have been thinking that she wanted him. Howard said he got a little derailed there so he has to take a break. They went to break a short time later.
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Howard said Ali Wentworth was very good on the show. He said he's a friend of her's and he was kind of nervous for her. He said she was very good. He said Strahan was a good host too. He said he kept the show moving. Howard said he never watched him on the shows he was on but he was shocked he was good. Howard said he's a football player and he's doing a decent job. Howard said those jobs used to go to radio guys.
Howard said Robin and Gary have done game shows and they have done well. Howard said he could never do it. He said he was watching that and also Game of Thrones. Howard said they have dumbed down the show and it's easier to follow now.
Robin said game shows are coming back. Howard said they are. He said he felt like he was in a time machine.
Howard said he fell asleep during The Bachelorette. Howard said at one point he was laying in bed and the Bachelorette said that she thought this one guy was a douche bag. Howard said when he was at DC101 radio in the 80s he started using that term and he would get in trouble for it. Howard said he was called into the top level guy at the station and got yelled at over it. He said they threatened to fire him for saying it. Howard said all hell broke loose. Howard said he didn't think it was a bad word. He said it's not even a word. Howard said he was having a weird reaction to the woman saying it on ABC. Howard said nothing happened. He said she didn't have to go to Bob Mounty's office. He said he thinks Bob is gone so god rest his soul. Howard said it drove him crazy watching that.
Howard said he likes this Greta Van Fleet. He sang along with their song. He said that he's kind of digging them a little bit. Howard said they had a song on that show ''Shameless'' on SHowtime. Howard said he doesn't watch that show.
Howard said they did air the concert on Howard 101. He said it was a great night. He said they did all their hits. Howard said this concert was last Thursday and it was at the Apollo and it only holds 1500 people. Howard said Axl didn't say much about it. He said there were some celebrities there like Sophia Vergara, Jason Biggs, John McEnroe, and others. Howard said they got on stage on time which is unusual for the band. Howard said Axl went right from his limo to the stage.
Howard said they opened up with ''It's so Easy.'' Howard played some of that performance. Howard said the band was so forceful that the whole place was shaking. He said Richard was scared from the shaking.
Howard said they did ''Night Train'' so he played some of that. Howard said they did all of their good ones. Howard said he loves that. Robin said she thinks they have to sprinkle in some of their other stuff. Howard said he doesn't.
Howard said Slash is such a fucking star. He said he did a guitar solo that included the Godfather theme. Howard played some of that. Robin said you never hear anyone playing that. Howard said they also covered ''Black Hole Sun'' during the concert. Howard said they added that to the set list after Chris Cornell died. Howard played some of that too.
Howard said they covered AC/DC's ''Hole Lot of Rosie.'' He played that and also some of ''Wish you were Here.'' Robin said it was more than their hits. Howard said it was other people's hits too. Howard said then they broke into the end of ''Layla'' during that song. Howard said they were doing it all. Howard said they did like 134 songs.
Howard said Slash didn't do much talking. He said he did one of those mouth things during one song. Howard played that too. Howard said that was Slash using a talk box during Rocket Queen.
Howard said that one of their biggest hits was ''Knockin' On Heaven's Door.'' Howard played their performance of that song. Howard said he hates douche bags who sing along. He said that he wants to hear the band singing. He said he gets so annoyed by that. Howard said he just thinks they should shut the fuck up. Robin said she can't help but sing. Howard said tell your brain to shut up. Howard said Robin got a lot of email about that. He said Robin told him to just tell his brain to shut up. He read a couple of emails about that.
Howard said no one sings at a Broadway musical. Robin said she does if she knows the song. Howard said he'd get her thrown out. Howard said don't sing during a concert. Robin said it's the community that you get when you're at a concert. Howard said he doesn't want to hear that. Howard said he wouldn't go to an Adele concert with Robin.
Howard said he went to see Billy Joel and people wouldn't shut up. Fred played Robin singing Adele's ''Hello.'' Howard said he wouldn't pay 10 cents for that.
Howard said the concert went 3 hours. He said that Richard does that head banging thing and he hurt his neck really bad. Howard said he really did. Howard played Guns N' Roses performing ''Paradise City.'' Howard said Axl threw his microphone into the audience and it was a $2,000 microphone. Howard said someone has a $2,000 microphone they left with. Howard thanked the boys for giving them the concert.
Howard said Richard liked the open bar they had. Howard said Richard really did hurt his neck too. He asked if he wore a diaper there.
Richard came in and said he hurt his neck during Rocket Queen. He said he loves that song. Howard said Richard used to have hair to whip around. Richard said nothing whips around now. Howard asked if he wore a diaper. Richard said he didn't. He said that only holds one pee and then it starts to leak. Howard said that's good that he knows that since he's having a baby soon. Richard said that it's not going to hold 7 beers worth of pee.
Howard asked if he got blasted at the show. Richard said he was double fisting it a bit. He said he was up in the mezzanine. Howard said that liver took a beating. Richard said people were getting so into it that the balcony was shaking. He said it was awesome. Howard said if he was there and he was singing along he would have punched him in the mouth. Robin started singing. Howard laughed.
They played a bit where one of the guys went on the street and told people Paul McCartney was dead and then said he was just kidding. They went to break after that.
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Howard came back and took a call from Ralph Cirella who said he hates people singing at concerts too. Howard said he thinks guys want to impress women or something. Ralph said it's just annoying. Howard said he paid to hear Billy Joel or Paul McCartney and he doesn't want to hear these guys singing.
Ralph said he went to Irving Plaza for a show and he saw this guy singing in the crowd. He said he turn around and it turned out to be Billy Corgan so he moved closer to hear him singing. Howard said that's who you want to hear sing. He said the guy can sing. Ralph said he made the show good. Howard said that's an unusual circumstance. Howard said it's wrong to sing at a concert. He said he just hates people. Robin said people are annoying and you have to realize that.
Howard said if you tell someone to be quiet then you're in a war with them. Howard said he went to a Crosby Stills and Nash concert and he asked some guy to quiet down and he wanted to fight him. He said he didn't have any security there so the guy wanted to kick his ass. Howard said he wanted to get out of there after that. Robin said he robbed himself of the concert. Howard said he did but he wasn't able to hear the concert. He said he just heard this guy and his girlfriend singing.
Howard said they have that Beatles channel there on Sirius. Howard said he didn't know how many cover versions of their songs are out there. Howard said some of them are really good. He said a lot of them are shit though. Robin said it's hard to beat the originals. Howard said the guys say that they're the most covered band of all time. Howard said ''Yesterday'' was covered by over 1600 bands by 1986.
Howard said he has a list of good and shitty cover songs. Howard said he has more shitty ones than good ones.
Howard said Aretha Franklin covered ''Eleanor Rigby'' and it's just shit. Howard played some of the song. He said he loves Aretha but this song is shit. Howard said it's too shticky. He said Tina Turner did another cover that was shit. Howard played some of that too. Howard said it's terrible. Howard said he doesn't want to hear that on the Beatles channel. He said he may have to go down and program that channel himself.
Howard said Johnny Cash covered a song, ''In My Life,'' and it's just not cool. He said he loves Johnny Cash but this cover was not good. Howard said Otis Redding covered ''A Hard Day's Night'' and it was terrible. He played a little bit of that and then Al Green covering another Beatles song. He said that was no good. Howard said he'd give that zero stars.
Howard said he didn't like Soundgarden's cover of ''Come Together'' either. He said he loves Chris Cornell and the band but this he didn't like. Howard said he doesn't know. He said it just doesn't do it for him. Robin said it's not the worst of the worst. Howard said it's not hard to cover Beatles songs.
Howard said Frank Sinatra covered ''Something in the Way She Moves'' and it just wasn't good. Howard played some of that and goofed on it.
Howard played Elvis covering a song and also James Brown. Howard said they're just not good covers. He said he loves James Brown but that's just not good.
Howard said Earth Wind and Fire did a really schticky version of a song. He played that. Howard said Steve Earle did a country version of ''I'm Looking Through You'' and it's not good. Howard said he has a tie for the very worst covers of Beatles songs. Howard said one was William Shatner with ''Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.'' He played some of that. He said the worst Beatles cover ever was Bill Cosby doing ''Sgt. Pepper.'' Howard said this is why he should have been thrown in jail. He said they should have arrested him and out him in trial for this. Howard said it shows he has bad judgment. Howard played that cover and said just listen to this. He said he's raping his ears with this.
Howard asked who he's yelling at in that song. Howard said that mother fucker... He asked if he has to sell everything. He asked if there's anything he wouldn't put out. He said he knew he was up to something.
Howard said the Ides of March put out a cover. He said they did Eleanor Rigby and it's exactly what you'd expect. Howard played their cover. Robin asked what that is. Howard said they opened up for Led Zeppelin in the 70s. Howard said they weren't for him though. He said The Beatles channel is pretty awesome. He said this is a woman from Ghana who covered a song. Howard said she was known as the girl with the golden voice. Howard played her cover and there was the sound of what sounded like a tin can in the background.
Howard said that woman Mrs. Miller did a cover of a song too. He played her singing ''A Hard Day's Night'' and it was really bad.
Howard said there are great covers too but not that many actually. He said he has that list too. He said he thinks Crosby Stills and Nash doing ''Blackbird'' is a great one. He said he can listen to that one. Howard played some of that. He said they do that one in concert. He said it's beautiful. He said it's an interesting take.
Howard said Wilson Pickett covered a song that was really good. He played him performing ''Hey Jude.'' Howard said that's good. Robin wasn't impressed.
Howard said the best cover was David Bowie covering ''Across the Universe.'' Howard said he thinks it's better than the original. He said John Lennon actually sang backup on that. Howard played some of that. Howard said that's better than the original. Robin said she has no leg to stand on.
Howard said he liked Stevie Wonder's version of ''We Can Work it Out.'' He played that and said he can listen to that over and over. Howard said these are good covers.
Howard had Amy Winehouse performing a cover of ''All My Loving'' that was really good. Howard played some of that. Howard said that's why Robin should sing. He said she has her own sound like Amy Winehouse.
Howard said Peter Gabriel did ''Strawberry Fields'' and did a good job with that. Howard played some of that cover and said he digs him. Howard said Richie Havens did a good cover of that song too.
Howard took a call from the guys in the back who were doing a Mrs. Miller impression. Howard didn't last long with that bit. Howard said that Mrs. Miller is dead and gone a long time. Howard said she didn't come back. Howard said only he and Robin remember who she was anyway.
Howard said that Me First and the Gimme Gimmes covered Strawberry Fields. He liked that one. Howard said Eddie Vedder covered ''You've Got To Hide Your Love Away'' and that was really good. Howard played those and said he would be like Eddie if he was a rock star. He said that was from some movie soundtrack.
Howard said he liked Fiona Apple's cover of ''Across the Universe.'' Howard played that and asked what happened to her. Howard said he strips down to this song with Ralph in the room.
Howard said he has a weird pick. He said John Denver did ''Mother Nature's Son'' and he liked it. Howard said he's not sure if it's great but it is good. He played the song and Robin laughed. Howard said she has to open her mind to that.
Howard said he thinks Bowie's was the best. He said he liked Hendrix covering ''Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band'' so he played that.
Howard played another cover from Danielle Dax. Howard said that was good too. Howard said that's his complete list of good covers vs. bad covers. Robin said Joe Cocker didn't make it in. Howard said that's an obvious one. He said that's a great cover.
Howard said Robert Pattinson is there and he has to talk to him. He said he's in a new movie and he has to talk about that. He said that he and Beth watched the new movie. He said they both liked it. Howard did a live commercial read and then went to break.
Howard came back and said he has Robert Pattinson there. He said he's been voted sexiest man alive in 2008 and 2009. Robert came in and said he's not anymore. Howard said he probably doesn't care about it but it's very cool. Robert said it must have been weak competition. Robin asked if it comes with special requirements. Howard said it can be a curse career wise. Robert said it has been. Howard said it's a hard thing to live up to. Robert said he's not sure if he tried to live up to it. Robin asked if he paid attention to it. Robert said he expected something special but that's from 2008. Howard said he won best hair two years in a row. Howard said it's just some guy who gave it to him though.
Howard said congratulations on the new movie. He said it's pretty good. He said he's fucking edgy. Howard asked if he was worried about being stereotyped. He said in this ''Good Time'' he's really edgy.
Robert said the Twilight movies weren't a worry. He said that was really far off from what he is. Howard said a lot of actors won't stick with something like that. Howard said he played it up and didn't walk away. Robert said he was probably sued. Howard said he was smart. Robert said he actually enjoyed the process. He said so few people get an opportunity like that. Howard asked if he knew it was going to change his life when he was making it. Robert said not at all in the first one. Howard said it came out and made hundreds of millions of dollars. Robert said he just thought it was going to be a little, cool movie. Howard said he wrote down how much it cost to make. Robert said it was like $28 million or something. Howard said it was $37 million and it made hundreds of millions. Robert said he didn't get much out of that one.
Howard said he had to audition a lot for that one. Robert said he came in last minute. Howard said he was 21 years old and he had come to L.A. and he auditioned for some other movie and thought this career was over. Howard said those auditions are brutal. Howard said Robert told his agent he didn't think he could make it. Robert said he called his parents after that. He said he can't cry on cue so that's one problem. Howard said he can't either. He said that he had to use that eye drop stuff. Robert said he was told if you can teach yourself to gag subtly then you can make yourself cry. Howard said then they have to quickly roll camera on that.
Howard said Robert's agent told him to check out Twilight and they had already cast Kristen Stewart. Howard said he had to audition in the director's bedroom. Robert said he had been on an audition that was just so bad. He said his agent told him to just smoke weed or something. He said he went and auditioned and they were on the director's bed. Howard said it must have been weird for him. Robert said he was so nervous that he was told to take half a valium. He said he had never taken it before. He said it was risky to do. He said he did take it and he was nice and relaxed. He said he was having a real body high. He said he got into the audition and killed it. He said he had to do a follow up. He said he figured taking a full valium world work but he wasn't able to keep his eyes open.
Howard said it's easy to see how people get addicted to drugs. Howard asked if he's on it now. Robert laughed. Robert said he started auditioning and he wasn't able to handle the pressure. Howard said he struggled for years wondering if he should even be an actor, right? Robert said sort of.
Howard said that his mom was a model. He said Robert did modeling as a kid. He said he must have been motivated by women. Robert said he was when he was like 12. He said that it was kind of crazy. He said they take you just as seriously as a kid as they do as an adult. Howard said it has to be weird.
Howard said he has two sisters and they used to dress him up in dresses. Howard asked if that was weird. Robert said that he figured he might be the way he is because of that. Howard said at 15 his dad told him to be an actor and he wanted to get into it because of the chicks. Robert said his father worked in a restaurant and he went up to some girls here and asked where they were. He said that his dad told him he had to go to this class they were in.
Robert said he got expelled from a school he was in. He said that he's never talked about this. He said he was selling porno magazines in school. He said he was selling them for a lot of money. He said when he got caught for it he got so cocky that he would just take an entire rack of magazines. He said that he got caught stealing the magazines and he was so cocky about it that he didn't run when the guy yelled out ''Hey!'' He turned and said ''What!?'' He said he got caught with the magazines and the guy was going to call the cops or his parents. He said that he was trying to make up a lie about where he lived and all of that. Howard said it was nice of the guy to give him a choice of calling the cops or his parents.
Howard said he used to get a lot of free porn back in those days. He said that he could have taken his free stuff. Howard asked how much he could make. Robert said he was selling them for like 20 pounds which is like 30 bucks. He said that his dad came and picked him up and heard the story. He said his dad used to sell cars and he took him into the garage and everyone was cheering him on.
Howard said he was some businessman. He said that's a ballsy thing to do. Robert said he liked stealing things a lot. He said he liked lying and stealing.
Howard asked if his parents thought he was going to end up as a criminal. Robert said he was getting into a lot of trouble. He said he used to steal candy every day. He said he used to steal candy bracelets and those things in stores that set the alarms off. He said he'd cut them off and put them in his pants so the alarm would go off. Howard said he was just stealing for the sake of stealing.
Howard said he stole a tie tack and that was too much for him. Robert said he used to get a high off it. He said he's glad he doesn't do that anymore. Howard asked Gary to make sure nothing is missing from the green room.
Howard said Robert did some TV series and stuff in England and then he gets Twilight. He said he was in Harry Potter too though. Robert said he was the first person to die in the movie. He said he did two other movies before that. He said then he went into a play in London. He said he had never done that before. He said that he felt like he was the chosen one and then he got fired from the play. He said he's still not sure why. He said he got fired 5 days before he was supposed to go live. He said he got fired but the guy who took over for him was good and he got a review but they thought it was him.
Howard said he went for Twilight and got the part. Howard said at first people were saying he shouldn't be the lead. Howard said fans should shut their mouths. Robin said the people were very involved in the books.
Robert said he had sent the summer in L.A. and he was doing nothing but eating. He said he was out of shape and sweaty. He said he had walked to the premiere. He said there were thousands of people there. He said he didn't realize he had to do the red carpet. He said he was overweight and sweaty at the premiere red carpet.
Robert said he had to take his shirt off at the audition. He said that he didn't think he could do that. He said that he had done a movie about Salvador Dali and he was shaved down completely. Howard said it must be so weird to take your shirt off for some chick you don't know. Robert said he got through most of the series without taking his shirt off. He said he did show the director and she told him to put it back on.
Howard asked if he jerked off in that Salvador Dali movie. Robert said he did. He said he didn't think he was going to have a career so he was doing stuff that he thought no one would ever see. Robert said he almost did a movie where he jerked off with his dick out. He said he was asked to do it for real but he's not going to do that.
Howard said he made that movie in Spain. He said that you can fuck up your career with just one movie. Robert said he thought he needed to do that. He said that it had something of value in it. Howard said he used to think that about the stations he worked for. He said someone had to be listening.
Howard said you have to go into a movie like Twilight with a game plan. Howard said he almost got kicked off the set because he was treating it seriously and he was making a lot of thoughts about how the character should be. Robert said he kind of thought at the time that if a 21 year old is going into a relationship you can barely talk or barely touch someone. He said everyone wanted them to be happy and fun. Howard said he wanted it brooding. Robert said that's what he wanted. He said the producers gave him a copy of the book and there were instances where his character smiled. He said he had him frowning instead.
Howard asked if he was going to get fired. Robert said he thought he was safe but his agents came up and told him he was going to get fired if he kept that up. Howard said you can't even do what you want. Robert said he may have gone too miserable. Howard said he doesn't get wanting a giggling and happy vampire.
Howard said when this movie comes out his whole life changes. Robert said it kind of goes in waves. He said for about 4 or 5 years it was kind of crazy. Howard said it must have been insane. Robert said it was nuts for a time. Howard asked how he deals with it. He said that it's got to be a lot of little girls who are into him. Robert said it's like people aren't seeing you as a person. He said that people see something different when they look at you. Howard asked if it's fun or a headache. Robert said it's kind of both. He said it was kind of a ride. He said he wouldn't have changed anything.
Howard said Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux go around and they have photographers constantly following them. Howard said he was in that category. He said it was really like that when he was dating his co-star. Robert said he wasn't ready for that level of evaluation.
Howard asked if it was inevitable that he was going to fall in love with his co-star. He asked if he would advise other actors to keep that out of their life. Robert said it's tough. He said that it may not be inevitable. Howard said he was in love with everyone on the set of his movie. He said they cater to you. He said especially when you're the star of the movie. He said it's unnatural.
Robert said he really noticed it on the first movie. He said that you have that moment when someone sees something in you and you have this heat for a second. He said it wasn't really real. He said you can upset people easily too. He said you have this power and you don't know what it really is.
Howard asked if Robert had to have people helping him out to handle the fame and all of that. Robert said he didn't do therapy back then but he did it years later. He said at the time he was so busy all the time that it was like being in the eye of the storm. He said when the series ended then he started to freak out. He said your previous live doesn't exist anymore.
Howard said after the 5th movie he was scared. Robert said he was. He said that you've just been on a roller coaster for six years. Robert said it was stressful and when you're 26 and repeating things over and over it gets tiring. Howard asked if he was done with it by then. Robert said it was tough because he was still playing a 17 year old at 26.
Howard said the Twilight movies were making like $700 million and he wonders if it's the worst thing in the world to do another movie. He asked if there was a lot of pressure. Robert said he had a safety net with the Twilight movies. He said he felt secure up until the last one. He said it was impossible to think that he was going to make that kind of money with other movies. Robert said he thought he had done it to death so you have to do something different.
Howard said they were talking about the financial part before he came in. Howard said they got him cheap early on. Howard asked if he can go in and ask for more money. Robert said some people can. He said that it was the first time. He said that the Harry Potter stuff was the only other thing to compare it to at the time. Robert said he really freaked out at the first movie premiere. He said he thought it was like an independent art film and he got to the premiere and people were screaming. He said that he figured people thought he was a moron for promoting it the way he was. He said he ran out of the premiere and left. He said he got into the wrong car. He said he left the country and said he was done. He had a panic attack. Howard asked how long he was outside the country. Robert said it was like 6 months. He said a bunch of stuff happened and they got into renegotiating and stuff. He said that running off like that may have helped with that.
Howard asked if people still follow him around or can he walk around. Robert said he can figure out ways to get around and blend in. He said it must be tough for Howard since he's so tall. Howard said it is tough.
Howard said the new movie is called ''Good time'' but it's like the worst life. Howard asked if he would go back to selling porn to kids at the school. Robert said he would love to get caught doing that.
Howard asked if he reads reviews. Robert said he does. Howard said this movie is getting almost universally good reviews. Howard asked if he has something to prove. Robert said that Twilight got good reviews. He said that you can't do something that's that huge and expect every benefit. He said you do 5 movies and you know what you're doing. He figured it would take 10 years to get to the next stage. He said he's trying all kinds of angles.
Howard asked if he's been asked to play a super hero. Robert said that he hasn't auditioned. He said they make you sign up for like 8 movies. Howard said that's a touch one. Howard said Robert Downey Jr. is doing it. Robert said it's difficult to know. He said you have to really commit to working in this huge machine.
Howard said he's impressed with him losing his accent in the movie. Howard asked if he has to use a vocal coach. Robert said he was hanging out in New York a lot. He said he didn't have a coach. Howard asked if he can just lose it now. Robert said if he hangs out long enough with someone he can start to turn into the other person. He said that he has to try to arrange his life around that person to do the impression. Howard asked if he's had to retake a scene because his accent comes back. Robert said that has happened. He said that the way this movie was written everyone was from Queens. He said that it's nice when something is written in a dialect like that.
Howard asked if it's true he went to do his character for people at a body shop. Robert said he did that. He said they worked in a car wash too. He said it was him and one of the directors. He played Benny in the movie. Howard asked if he's supposed to be retarded. Robert said he is kind of mentally challenged. Howard said Robert's character takes his mentally challenged brother on robberies. Robert said he was just a psychopath and narcissist. He said he doesn't really know his brother but he thinks that he's his blood and it's not that big a deal. Howard said it's a study of a really fucked up human being and he liked the movie.
Howard asked if it's true that he was offered 50 Shades of Grey. Howard said he liked it. Robert said he hasn't seen it. He said he never got to the point where he turned it down. He said he knew the writer of the book and he had met her. He said he was talking to her and she told him a lot of his fantasies. Robert said he would have had to have worked out a lot to take that role. Howard said that could get even more women. Robert said he has tried working out and he doesn't understand how people do it. Howard said that's another reason why he won't play a super hero.
Howard asked if he works out at all. Robert said he does but he'll be like one week on and 3 months off. He said he will try to go when no one else is there. Howard said he can't even go to the locker room because people will take pictures. Robert said he'll climb into a locker to get changed.
Howard asked if he's ever taken a dick pic for a girlfriend or something. Robert said it's tough to confront someone if they're trying to take your picture in a locker room. Howard said he must have his eye open for that all the time. Robert said he once thought that someone was taking a picture of him and he confronted him. He said he isn't a fighter. He said he hasn't been in a fight since he was like 18 or 19. He said he remembers telling the guy that they didn't need to be fighting over this.
Robert said that people would try to start something with him all the time when he was doing the Twilight movies.
Howard asked Robert about turning down the offer to be the face of Burberry. Robert said that's a big secret. He said no one knows about that. Howard said he knows people. Robert said that he has always tried to avoid being in British things. He said that he does endorse Dior but that's because it's less British. He said that he didn't want to be known as just a British guy. He said he'd go into auditions with an American accent and he'd say he was from Denver. He said that he could do all kinds of American accents.
Howard said Robert can play guitar and he was in bands. Howard asked if he could play Kashmir on the guitar. Robert said not really. He said he could fool people for maybe a minute and a half. He said he had 8 runs he could do. He said he grew up listening to Van Morrison. He said that's how he learned to play.
Howard said Robert is engaged. Robert said sort of. Howard said he thinks part of the fun is marching around with a woman. Robert said you want to be able to do that. He said that you get stuck in this position where you have to decide what to do. He said that the audience has a crack troop of crazies who think you're doing all of these conspiracies. He said to protect it you have to think about the boundary you have to have. Howard said the woman he's with is an amazing singer. Her name is FKA Twigs. Howard said that's way hotter than dating actresses. Howard said that's great. Robert said she's super talented. He said it's a totally different world.
Howard asked if he calls her FKA. Robert said he calls her Twigs. Howard said that's what he'll call her if he hangs with her. Howard said he won't call her FKA. Howard wondered if he will get married. Robert said he wonders too. Howard said that they're both in the same boat.
Howard said he narrowed it down and got married. He said he got married in 2008 for the second time. Howard said he's a geezer so he's been married twice. Howard said when you're as good looking as they are they can have anyone they want. Robert said that's what they say but he thinks that it narrows things down. Robert said you get paranoid about things and most people don't want to have a relationship with you. He said you get all of the crazies and you can't do just anything you want. Howard said he's right about that. He said he could pick up some girl and end up in legal trouble. Howard said he should stick with FKA Twigs. Howard said he heard she gets nasty comments from fans of his because she's black. Robert said she does. He said it's very difficult to figure out how to confront that. He said it's this face less enemy online. He said it's one thing when it's someone in person but online it's tough. He said just knowing it's there is hard. Howard said you want to protect the person but it's not easy to do. He said that you feel helpless.
Robert said you want to act like it doesn't bother you but it does. Howard said he can't imagine what his life was like when he was dating Kristen Stewart. He said that no relationship can survive that scrutiny. Robert said that when Twilight first started everyone was getting camera phones. He said now it's ridiculous.
Howard said his new movie took two guys to direct him. Howard asked how that works. He asked if it's hard with two guys like that. Robert said it's kind of nice. He said that mania you feel in the movie comes from that. He said the brothers would argue about things. He said it does make you feel kind of crazy and amped up during the filming.
Howard asked if he's feeling like he might bet an Academy Award from this. Robert laughed that off. He said he remembers meeting these guys early on before there was even a script. He said he wanted to work with them. Howard said the movie is called ''Good Time'' but it's not a good time for the character. Howard said he plays a fuck up. He said it's like if the Three Stooges were criminals. Howard said he loves the robbery in the bank. Robert said they shot that with no permission in the bank. He said it was crazy. Howard said go see the movie which opens on August 11th in a few cities. He said it opens wide on the 25th.
Howard said that he has to go. Howard asked if he wants to apologize for stealing porn. Robert said not really. Howard said it was great meeting him and he wishes him luck with the film. Howard said he doesn't bite one person in the movie. Robin said ''Oh darn.'' Howard let Robert go and went to break a short time later.
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Howard said yesterday he was doing a tribute to Chester Bennington from Linkin Park. He said they took tape of Gary singing a Linkin Park song and played it for people on the street saying that was Chester's last performance. Howard played the clip and people were saying he sounded emotional and tense. Someone said he sounded like he was in a dark place. Howard said now he understands. He said that's pretty funny.
Howard said Robert Pattinson was an interesting guy. He said he didn't know he stole porn. Howard said he was fascinated by that. He said he used to draw naked girls when he was a kid and he'd sell them for 2 cents. Howard said he did get caught and he was shut down. Howard said he had his own Playboy going. He said it was terrible. He said he should have done what Robert did. Howard said he should have gotten real naked girls. Robin said Howard stole a tie tack instead. Howard said he stole something he didn't even want. He said he got away with it too. He said he ran home from Roosevelt Field and got away with it. Howard said his cousin was with him and he took him home too. He said if his father heard that he was doing that he would have gotten yelled at. He said his mother would have beaten the shit out of him. He said he still has nightmares about that.
Howard read some email about Medicated Pete and his car selling. Howard said someone felt that it was too low for Pete getting just $500 selling two cars. Howard said he thought it was low too. Robin said Pete wasn't all that thrilled with $500. Howard said he was thrilled. Howard went through some other email and said over 200 people wanted the dog he mentioned yesterday. Howard said Beth wanted it but he's trying to convince her they have enough animals. Howard said if she wants it then there's not much he can do. Howard said he's hoping that one of these guys adapts Molly quickly.
Howard said some people thought he had endorsed Kid Rock for Senator. Howard said he doesn't know him that well. Howard said he didn't endorse him. Howard read some comments he got in the email about Kid Rock. Howard said he likes candidates that have done some kind of service. He said that's what he was saying yesterday. Howard said he doesn't like these people who just come out of nowhere and want the top job. Howard said no one understands what the fuck he's talking about. He said no one listens.
Howard read about John Stamos and his phony phone call to Medicated Pete. Howard said people were also writing in about button fly pants. Howard said he prefers a zipper himself. He said that it's annoying to button up.
Howard went through a few more emails about the fake OJ that called the show yesterday and more.
Howard asked why his live stream is down now. Erik said he was trying to update the system. Gonzo said he thinks it's because of the threats. He said that Erik will watch his live stream and tell him people's names to tell to fuck off in the live chat. He said he has to go on as a moderator and tell them to stop. Howard said Erik is going to go to jail. Erik said he's doing good with the new channel.
Howard asked if he knows what rape is. Erik said it's when you take someone's clothes off. Howard said when he says he's going to rape Vinnie's wife, what is he going to do. Erik said he's going to put his dick in her and put semen on her. Howard said ''in her.'' Robin asked why he's telling him that.
Erik said he has two girls doing a special project on Sunday. He said they're going to come over and clean up his room. Howard said he has audio of Erik speaking to a woman naked Nikki and he's going off on her violently. Howard played the clip and Erik was yelling at her to come over. Erik said she never came over.
Gonzo said that Erik has a hot plate in his room and he has a paper bag on the plate. He said it's a fire hazard. He said he needs to clean that place up. Howard said he's seen prison cells that are bigger than his room.
Howard said Erik is fatter than ever. He said he's not losing weight. He said he sees him drinking soda every fucking minute. He said he drinks so much soda. Erik said people order him pizza and he throws them away. Howard said he ate 2 trays of sushi. Erik said it was 3 trays. Shuli came in and said he's not going to be eligible for the surgery.
Howard said he's never going to lose weight. Erik said whipped cream in coffee is the best. Howard said it is. Howard said he saw him drinking soda after soda. He said he thought he was done with that. Gonzo said that he was told that Sprite is better because it's clear. Shuli said he likes that he has 2 people coming to clean his apartment. He said you can't even fit 3 people in that room.
Erik said he had people order him pizza and he threw it away. Howard said he has audio of Erik ordering breakfast. Howard played a clip of Erik asking for pancakes and sausage. He had audio of Erik eating his sushi too. Erik let out a belch at the end of that. Howard said his bathroom must have been like Hiroshima.
Howard asked Erik how he's going to lose weight. He said his belly is so big it hangs over the edge of his bed. Howard asked how he's going to lose any weight. Erik said the doctor says he's eligible. He said he does a lot of walking. Shuli said he walks downstairs to smoke cigars outside the building.
Gonzo said Erik pours soy sauce over his sushi and eats it with a fork. Erik said it's Teriyaki. Howard said that's full of salt so it tastes better. Shuli did an impression of Erik after that.
Erik said some people bought him these Tranny dolls off his wish list. Howard asked what they're doing on there. Erik said that Vinnie put them on the list. Howard said Erik wants to fuck Donnie Wahlberg so it's not that far off.
Howard had Shuli doing his impression of Erik talking about what he's going to do to his Donnie Wahlberg pillow case. Shuli did his impression of Erik yelling at Nikki too.
Erik asked when he's going to have the Gathering. He said people are asking about that in the chat. Shuli said they also ask if he's sucked a dick. Erik said they ask if he killed Joey Boots. Erik said that's a dumb question.
Howard said Joey put ointment on his asshole. Erik said he had a major problem back there. Howard said if he could have saved Joey's life by blowing him, would he have done it. Erik asked what he means. Howard said if he was dying and God said to him that he could blow him and save his life would he have done it. Erik said no. Erik said he would have given him CPR. Howard said Joey would still be with us if he had blown him. Erik said he always puts him on the spot like this. He said he still loves Joey no matter what. Howard said he just has to blow him to keep him alive 10 years. Erik said if Joey and Donnie were in the same room... this would be tough. Erik thought about it and threw in Gonzo too. Erik said the room would be dark. Erik said he and Gonzo are in bed together. Howard said the question was simple. He said that he has to blow Joey to save his life. Howard asked why he's adding other guys. Erik thought about it more and said he would do it. He said he was a loyal friend to the show. Howard said Erik would have blown Joey. All the guys were saying Erik is gay. Erik said that was to save his life. Erik asked what if Joey wanted to blow him. Shuli said no one wants to blow Erik.
Erik asked why everyone thinks he should wear a condom when Debbie wants to suck his cock. Howard told him to just put a garbage bag over his dick. Howard said he really has to go. He said he's late for news. Howard told Erik to be careful with the threats. Erik said he heard Lisa Lampanelli talking about him on the Wrap Up Show yesterday. He said she spoke very highly of him. Howard said all he knows is that Erik has to stop drinking Sprite. He said he saw him downing one after the other. Howard said he found it funny when Vinnie was writing that he was feeding like a zoo animal. Howard said that's funny stuff. Shuli said he had a ''Breaking Bed'' title for the show and it was like Breaking Bad. Howard said that's funny stuff.
Erik said when Vinnie promises him something he gets mad when he doesn't come through. Gonzo said he gets notes from people who say that he's threatening to kill them. Howard said if those people call the cops they're going to take him away. Erik said he knows. Howard asked if he has met Vinnie's wife in person. Erik said he has. He said he went to Vinnie's house and his wife knew he was there in the house even though she was away. He said that she could sniff him from a mile away. Howard said that's because he smells. He said it's like the zoo. Howard asked how she knew. Erik said he doesn't know. Howard said he's like a circus animal. He said that's terrible.
Erik said when Vinnie has to hang out with him he has to pay his wife to hang out with him. Howard asked if she's a very good looking woman. Erik said ''not really.'' Howard said he's always screaming about raping her. Howard asked if he wants her. Erik said she has a nice body but not a great face. Howard said he really has to go. He said it's getting late. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin started her news with a story about something going on in Seattle. Robin said that they're asking the mayor to step down after allegations of sexual abuse of young boys from years ago. Robin read more details about that story.
Robin read a story about a West Virginia man who admitted to being a child molester on YouTube. Robin said the man was arrested in 2015 when he explained why he was a pedophile. Robin said he was sentenced to 4-12 years behind bars yesterday. Robin had some audio from his YouTube video. She had a bunch of clips of the guy talking about the reasons he likes young girls.
Howard took a call from a guy who he thought was saying was a pedophile. The caller said he told them that he thought the guy sounded like Memet. Howard said maybe he can pretend to be one and they can yell at him. Howard said there must be a lot of pressure to make content for Facebook.
Robin read a story about a woman who accused Bill Cosby of abuse was arrested on drug charges. Robin said she was caught with heroin.
Howard took a call from the guys in the back who had one of the guys pretending to be a pedophile. Howard didn't stick with that too long. He did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about OJ Simpson spending the rest of his jail time in protective custody. Robin said that he won't be out until October. Howard said he thought he was already out. Robin said they're afraid that someone will try to do something to keep him in here. Robin said there have been threats against him from what she was reading. Howard said hopefully that douche bag fucks up and he ends up staying in jail. Robin said he's 70 now so could he still be a problem. Howard said they had 9 years to fuck with the guy and now he's getting out. Robin said she doesn't think he's spry enough to do much these days. Robin said it might be getting safer and safer to be around OJ. Fred played a bunch of OJ clips while they were talking about that story. Robin said someone was pitching a reality show idea for OJ while he's out on parole. Howard said he wouldn't watch.
Robin read a story about a study that was done saying that money can buy happiness. Howard said that these rock star guys are killing themselves and they have a ton of money. Robin read the details of the study.
Robin read a story about how NASA is launching an app so people can track the solar eclipse that's happening next month. Robin had some details about that. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Justin Bieber canceling his world tour abruptly. Robin said he didn't have an explanation but they are saying he was just exhausted. Robin said they have been to over 150 shows over six continents on this tour. Howard said this is when he should be doing it. Howard said that's not enough. Howard said when you get to his age then he'll be exhausted. Robin said some people like John Mayer are defending his choice. Howard asked if he was going mental or something. Robin said he was exhausted. Howard said he's a young kid. He said he should be able to do it. Howard said Ronnie is 5 times his age and he'd be able to go out and do that.
Robin read a story about Jared Kushner being interviewed about meetings with Russians during the election. Robin had some details about that. Howard wondered what's up with the lying about the whole thing. He said he lied on some form he filled out about the meeting with the Russians. Howard said he doesn't get it. Robin said they asked that Scaramucci guy if he would have done it. Robin said he was asked and he said he'd have to answer truthfully and just said ''I don't know.''
Robin read a story about a Donald Trump doodle that he gave to charity and it's going to be auctioned off. Robin said he signed his name in gold and he makes Trump Tower bigger than it should be in the drawing. Howard said he saw that George Bush put out a book of his paintings. He said he should have done that instead of being President. He said that way we wouldn't have gotten involved in that war in Iraq.
Robin read a story about Donald Trump talking to the Boy Scouts yesterday and talking about his unbelievable feat of being elected and thanking ''them'' for doing that.
Robin said John McCain is back in Washington to vote today. Robin said that he must love being a senator. Howard said that's what Al Franken says about his job. Howard said it's the best job he's ever had apparently. Robin said they don't even know what they're voting on today.
Robin said the president is turning up the heat on the health care vote. Robin had some audio of Trump talking about that.
Howard spent a few minutes talking about how he was never in the Boy Scouts and what it would have been like if his mother was a den mother. Howard said he's so glad he took piano lessons instead. He imagined his mother talking to the scouts about the Holocaust.
Robin read a story about President Trump visiting Long Island on Friday to talk about gang problems. Howard was still talking about his mom as den mother. He had her lining up the boys by penis size and he was last again.
Robin said a study shows that reading books to infants can boost their vocabulary. Howard said his parents never read him a story. He said never a story from either of his parents. Howard said when he had kids he was told to read to his children. He didn't know that was a thing you do. He said he had to be taught that's a thing you do. Howard did his impression of his mom talking about how she was never read to. He had his dad talking about how he works all day and he's not going to sit down and read.
Howard said he has Senator John McCain on the phone. He picked up and the guys were playing Joe Frazier clips as the voice of McCain. Howard said that's not really McCain. Howard said he actually met McCain and talked to him for quite a while. Howard said he was a real nice guy. He said he told him what a hero he is. Howard said he shook his hand and thanked him for his service and all of that. Howard said he's a sucker for all of that. Howard said he even salutes Robin. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:25am.
Howard started the show playing a clip of Medicated Pete announcing who they have coming in today. They have Wendy Williams coming in.
Howard said he hopes everyone is having a wonderful morning. He said he's shot out of a canon from drinking his coffee. He said if you could see him on TV you'd see he was actually shot out of a cannon.
Howard said he was reading an article about being ''over fat'' in the paper today. He said if your waist size is double your height then you're over fat. Howard said he's a 36 or 38 inch waist. Howard said he wasn't sure of the math. He asked Robin what 38 and 38 is. Robin said it's 76. Howard said he's 6'5'' tall so how many inches is that? Robin said it's 6.5 times 12. Howard said it's like they're two idiots trying to figure this out. He said it's too early for math. He said he can solve this later in the day. He said he loves when people say that.
Howard said if his waist is 36 then it's double that. Howard said lets go with 38. Howard said he thinks he can do that. He did the math trying to figure it out. Howard came up with 76 like Robin did. Howard said you take his height and convert that into inches. Robin did that and came up with 77. Howard asked how she came up with that. Robin said 6 feet times 12 is 72. Then you have 5 inches left over. Howard said it's 77 then. Howard said he's pretty close. Robin said he's not over fat. Howard said he can't lose anymore weight. Robin said he'd have to throw out a bone at this point.
Howard said he's barely eating as it is. He said he looks emaciated. Howard said the article says he's dangerously close. Howard said he could be ''over fat.''
Howard said he knew he and Robin could work out the math together as a team. Howard took a call from fake Stephen Hawking who told him he's an idiot. He had some comments for Robin about her boobs. He was also ''initiating cumming'' as he was thinking about Robin.
Howard said Bobo is out of his mind. He said Shuli was asking Bobo how he wants to be buried. He said Bobo is saying the same thing. Howard played a clip of Shuli talking to Bobo about his fear of the ground. He was saying the exact same thing Howard has said on the air. Howard said this really irritated him. Howard said people think he's taking Bobo's stuff.
Howard played another clip where Bobo was talking about how he wants to be buried with his Howard Stern memorabilia. He wants to be buried above ground because he's afraid he might still be alive. Howard said then Mariann says he's using a lot of Boboisms.
Howard had Bobo on the phone and Bobo said he bought this mausoleum 25 years ago. He said he's not ripping Howard off. Howard said he kind of has the same opinions. He said he had a friend like that. Howard said it was a bit he did that morning and he'd say it back to him. Howard said that was his thing that morning and his friend would be like ''yeah, that's right.'' He said it was fucking annoying.
Howard pointed out the sniffing thing again. Bobo said he thinks he has allergies or something. Howard played a song parody about him. The song went on for a couple of minuets and Howard didn't stop it.
Howard said he never knows what to believe with Bobo. He said he claims he just paid for the crypt but now he's saying he got it 25 years ago. Bobo said he'll send them the paperwork.
Howard took a call from Bobo's Penis who said Bobo stole having a small penis from Howard too. Howard said he's all proud of that small penis too. Everyone was sniffing like Bobo. Howard was doing it, Bobo's Penis was doing it too. Bobo said he doesn't do it in the afternoon. It's only in the morning.
Bobo asked Howard about the last time Jerry Seinfeld was on the show. He asked if he thinks that he could have had a great sitcom with Jerry. Howard just heard Bobo saying ''woulda did...'' in that question. Fred did his Bobo impression asking that question.
Howard said he heard that Carmine has a shrine. Fred, as Fauxbo, did some sniffing and talking about that Carmine stuff. Real Bobo said that Carmine was in the last Rocky movie. He was an extra. Bobo said he had a dialog with him but they cut it. Howard did his Bobo impression and talked about what Bobo's son might have said in the scene.
Howard and Fred were coming up with lines and doing a lot of sniffing. They were repeating the poor grammar that Bobo uses in his questions. Bobo told Howard what the line was and how great it was. He said that he did have a dialog with Stallone. Howard said he yelled out in the crowd and it wasn't a dialog. Bobo said he was yelling back and forth with his son.
Howard kept going with the Bobo impression. Fred was doing his too. They were coming up with stuff Bobo would say and exaggerating it. Bobo said they really did cut it out. Bobo said his son does the Rocky marathons in Philadelphia. Howard said of course he does. Bobo said his son is driven like he is with his passion for the show. Howard played another song parody about Bobo.
Howard was still in his Bobo voice and talking about Carmine in the scene that got cut. Fauxbo was still going too. Bobo's Penis said he was so proud he was 2 inches tall.
Howard took a call from Wolfie who said it seems like the whole Bobo family's self worth is based on the celebrities that they like. Howard said Bobo passed that gene down. Howard did more of his Bobo voice and talked about his shrine to Howard and how he passed that along to his son for Stallone. Bobo said he has the belt and statues. Robin said he had a shrine to Chester Bennington too. Bobo said he does. Howard said he had a shrine for Chester and for Stallone? Bobo said that's the only two. Bobo said he has a ''cheerio'' cabinet. Howard didn't know what he was talking about. He was talking about a curio cabinet. Howard and Fred goofed on him about that. Robin said he has to be making this stuff up. Bobo said it's called a curio. Bobo told them to wind back the tape.
Wolfie asked if he's proud of his son having these shrines. Bobo said he is. He said that's what he's had and he thinks it's good to have that kind of stuff.
Howard said it's odd that he only has 2 shrines. Bobo said those are the two people that he really liked. Wolfie said he's doubling Bobo's production. Howard asked if his other son has any shrines. Bobo said he's not doing that yet. He said he's only 10. Howard asked if he has any sort of shrine at all. Bobo said he likes wrestling like his brother does but he doesn't have that shrine yet. Howard said he hasn't blossomed into an asshole yet. Howard said he's just kidding of course.
Bobo said something about Carmine having great pictures of Stallone and then he sniffed. Howard did his sniffing too.
Howard said that Bobo is super excited about an actor from General Hospital following him on Twitter. Bobo said he was going to hang with him and something came up so he wasn't able to do it. Howard asked if he's verified. Bobo said he is. Howard said that's awesome.
Wolfie asked how far his son goes to follow Stallone. Bobo said he goes to Philly from Long Island. He said he goes to stay in a hotel there. Howard asked if that's his profession. Bobo said he just loves Stallone. He said that he's always in the 5K run for Rocky. Howard did his Bobo sniff again.
Howard asked if he's going to have a shrine to the actor from General Hospital. Bobo said no. Howard played a song parody about Bobo by Little Mikey.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's curious about what fucking drugs Bobo is on. He said he's convinced the sniffling is from using something. Bobo said he has allergies or something. Howard said he coughs in the afternoon.
Howard said yesterday on the show he named Fred ''Fauxbo.'' Howard heard that he called Mariann asking what the word ''faux'' means. Howard said it means fake. Howard asked Bobo if he knows how to spell it. Bobo said it's ''FAUX.'' Howard said he must have looked it up.
The caller was saying something about being on drugs but he was all muffled. Bobo said he looked up the word ''faux'' and he got the pronunciation. Robin said he's lying about being a good speller. He had to look it up.
Howard said Bobo should be Bobo and Fred should be Fauxbo. Howard said when he goes around saying he's a good speller he's wrong because he spelled Nixon ''Nickson.'' Bobo said he retracted it right away though.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he thinks Bobo is so uninteresting that it's almost fascinating. He asked if Howard has him on because of that. Howard said he calls in and it's always kind of fun to talk to Bobo. He said they have all of this fun stuff with Fred and Bobo's penis. He said it's fun to hear about Carmine and his shrine too. Bobo asked if he's supposed to call in to solve the world's problems.
Robin asked where the shrine is for Stallone. Bobo said it's in his living room. Howard asked if he's married. Bobo said no. Howard asked if it's right there in the middle of the room. Bobo said he has a cabinet that lights up at night. He said he has statues in there and they're expensive. Howard asked if Carmine has a girlfriend. Bobo said he does. Howard asked if it's right there in the living room. Bobo said it is. He said it's all in a cabinet.
Howard asked where he gets the statues. Bobo said he's not sure but maybe on Amazon. He said they might be like $800 each. Howard asked about the ''cheerio cabinet'' and what's in there. Bobo said it's probably 6 foot tall and he has the movie poster in there and some pictures of Stallone grabbing him around the neck and things like that.
Robin asked if the sofa is across from the ''cheerio.'' Bobo said it is. He said you can stare at it. Bobo said it's always closed but it has glass doors. Fauxbo said that's so no dust gets on the stuff in there.
Howard asked if Carmine ever asks Bobo to help him with his shrine. Bobo said he's his own person so he doesn't need his help. He said he saw he had passion for Howard and he assumed that he saw that.
Howard asked Bobo how old his son was when he started his shrine. Bobo said maybe 25 or so. Howard asked if he had any other passions. Bobo said he's a huge wrestling fan. Howard asked if he got rid of anything for the Stallone stuff. Bobo said no.
Howard asked who his son's favorite wrestler is. Bobo said he thinks he's getting away from that and getting into the Japan kind of wrestling now. Howard said he thinks Bobo is the best caller ever. Howard said people write him asking him to never have him on but he likes this.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he can't take this shit. He hates Bobo. Howard said they're talking about ''cheerio cabinets'' and all of that. Howard said maybe he's misreading this. The caller said he'd rather hear Big Foot talking about fingering the post man. Howard laughed.
Howard took a call from a guy who said how about getting this jackass off the air. He asked why they haven't done a bachelor type thing with High Pitch Erik or something. Howard said he likes real Bachelor. He said he likes romance.
Howard said he's probably going to hang up on Bobo if these people aren't into him. The caller said Bobo is terrible on the air. He said it's been 30 years of hell with Bobo on the air. Bobo said it's the Howard Stern Show and he's insulting Howard when he says it's 30 years of hell. Howard said he thought the history of Carmine and the ''cheerio cabinet'' stuff was good.
Howard took a call from Adolf Hitler who said he loves Bobo. Howard played another song parody about Bobo. They played a John Stamos roundtable call made to Angry Alice, Bobo, Jeff the Drunk and Marfan Mike where everyone was arguing. Howard went to break after that.
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Howard came back and said that was a little phony phone call fun. Howard said they got a lot of email. He said a lot of people wanted to discuss his opinions of the Beatles covers he talked about yesterday. Howard said he got email from Vinnie Favale about his opinions. He said Vinnie can get his own show and make his own list. Howard had so many emails about that. Howard said he's giving his opinion and he's not wrong.
Howard read some email about the songs he mentioned yesterday. Howard said that he didn't get to the Aerosmith song. He said he didn't get to every single cover. He said he didn't mention Cheap Trick but he has before. Howard said they have talked about how great they are in the past. Howard played some of their cover of ''Magical Mystery Tour.'' Howard said that's beautiful. He said he loves that and listens to it all the time. Howard said they're a great band.
Howard said he had some email about how great Earth Wind and Fire's song was. Howard said that song is schmaltz. He said it's terrible. He said that Bing Crosby doing ''Hey Jude'' is awful. He said Vinnie pointed that out to him. Howard played some of that cover. Howard laughed as it played. Robin said that's really bad.
Howard said Vinnie wrote him and he gets right through to his personal email. He said he's thinking about changing it. He said he doesn't want anyone getting through to him. Howard read some of the songs Vinnie mentioned in the email. He played a version of ''Norwegian Wood'' by PM Dawn. Howard asked what the fuck this is. He asked where the vocals are. Howard said ''No Vinnie!'' He said that's terrible. He asked what's wrong with Vinnie. He said he did put his own money into his own musical. He told Gary to take that email address away from Vinnie.
Howard read through a few more emails and people pointed out some songs he didn't play. He had Stevie Wonder covering a song and also Joe Cocker's cover of ''With a Little Help From My Friends.'' Howard played quick clips from the songs.
Howard said he was playing stuff from the Beatles channel there. He said that's where the conversation came up. Howard had Joe Cocker's song playing. He said that's beautiful. He asked if Joe is still alive. Fred said he thinks he passed. Robin said she thinks he did. Gary said he died in December 2014.
Howard played a version of ''Don't Let Me Down'' that Adam Levine did on the show. Howard said that was great too.
Howard said people pointed out Richie Haven's cover of a Beatles song. Howard said the lists went on and on.
Howard said Richard asked if he liked a cover and he played it and he thought he was kidding. He played some of the song and it was a heavy metal cover of a song. Howard said Richard loses credibility when he does that.
Howard said that Jon Bon Jovi did ''With a title Help from My Friends'' and then ''Here Comes the Sun'' in 2005. Howard played the cover of ''Here Comes the Sun.''
Howard said his favorite of all time might be Fred Armisen doing ''Blackbird'' on the Birthday Bash. Howard played the song where Fred Armisen did the song out of key. Howard said he even liked his intro. He let the intro play into the song. Howard was laughing during the song. Howard said that was a beautiful tribute. Howard said you don't have to give him your favorites.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he thinks Sarah McLaughlin's cover of Blackbird is great too. Howard thanked him for the call.
Howard said he has a Redneck Jewish game to play with this guy. Howard asked if he wants to play. The caller was up for it so Howard got into it. Howard said they found them a redneck and interviewed him about the Jews. Howard said they have Chuck on the phone and he has $500 from HomeAdvisor.com to play for.
Howard asked if Chuck is a fan of the Jews. Chuck said he's fine with the Jews. He said he's fine with everyone but a few N-words. He said he was just joking about that. Howard said they'll leave it at that.
Howard said they interviewed this guy about the Jews so listen to this. Howard played a clip of Memet asking the guy about his life. The guy said he lives in the sticks and he voted for Trump because who wants a lying bitch for president. He said Clinton had the guys from Benghazi killed.
Howard said they asked this guy to name 3 Jews. He asked Chuck if he thinks he can do it. Chuck said no. Howard said here's his answer. He played a clip of the guy saying ''That guy on Frazier...'' Howard said he thinks he was going to Kelsey Grammer but he's not Jewish. Howard asked if he's Jewish. Robin said she doesn't think so. Howard said Chuck would have had that right because he said he wouldn't get it.
Howard said this one counts. He said they asked this Redneck what a yarmulke is. Chuck said that's the thing you wear like a beanie. Howard asked if this Redneck is going to know the answer. Chuck said no. Howard played the Redneck answering and he said ''It's a Jewish Hat.'' Howard said Chuck was wrong.
Howard said they asked the Redneck what a dradle is. Chuck didn't know what it was. He thought it was something that hangs out of their pocket. Howard said that's not it. Howard asked Chuck what he thinks. Chuck said he won't know. The Redneck said it's a spoon the Jews use in a pot. He was wrong.
Howard said they asked the Redneck if most Jewish people are circumcised. Chuck thought they weren't. Howard said they are though. Howard asked Chuck what he thinks the Redneck will say. Chuck said he thinks he won't know. Howard played the Redneck's answer and he didn't know. He said no because of their religion.
Howard said they asked the Redneck what it means to be kosher. Chuck said it means that it has to be blessed by the Rabbi before they eat it. He said Redneck won't know. Howard played the Redneck answer and he said ''calm and cool.'' chuck had 3 out of 4 and he won the $500. Chuck said he's going to use that money as tuition for his kids.
Robin asked where they found that Redneck. Howard said Memet found him on vacation. Howard said he did know some of the stuff they asked. He knew what a Rabbi was. He was asked if he knows what a Menorah is. He knew that. Howard played some clips and then let Chuck go. Howard went to break after that.
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Howard asked what happened to David Bowie's bass player. He said she played he bass so well. Howard asked what she's doing now that Bowie is gone. Howard said he went home and watched anything David Bowie he could find. Howard said he loved his videos. Howard said he likes concert videos and he was looking for that black chick who was in his band. Robin said it's Gail Ann Dorsey. Howard said she plays with Lenny Kravitz now. Howard said good for him getting her. Howard said there's something very attractive about her. Howard said he's into all races. Robin asked if he's ever been with an Asian. Howard said no, much to his chagrin. Howard said they don't seem to be attracted to him.
Howard said it would have sounded something like this. He played a porn clip where a woman was moaning. Howard said that's what it would have been like if he was with an Asian woman. Howard said they blew it and they could have had a piece of this.
Howard said Jeff Sessions must be really confused. He said he's like from Middle Earth or something. He said this guy was a senator and that's no easy feat. Howard said he attached himself to Trump early on and then when Trump got into trouble with the ''grab 'em by the pussy'' thing he stuck with him. He said then Trump put him in a position and now Trump wants him out. Howard said he must be confused. Howard said if he quits then he can get an Attorney General who can keep an eye on the Russia investigation. Robin said she thinks he wants to fire him but he can't because it will look bad. Robin said it's funny what's going on in this administration.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she thinks Howard is gay. She said he has a passion for cock. Howard said they do have Cocktober coming up. He said every day they'll have a gay act. The caller asked if he has ever thought about being gay. Howard said no he's not gay. Howard said when he's alone he jerks off to straight porn. He said he doesn't like it being super graphic. He said it looks like a tomahawk wound as Redd Foxx said. Howard said he's open about supporting the gay community and he's accused of being gay. Howard said he'd fuck this woman right now. She said she's a lesbian. Howard said he could fuck her straight. Robin said that's his thing. Howard said he's so into women that he cums very fast. He said he'd be straight with her if he was gay.
Howard said if he was gay he thinks it would be kind of cool. He said he'd get a lot of publicity. He said he'd get awards for being gay like Caitlyn. Howard said he was reading Caitlyn's audio book and it's very good. Howard said he has some clips from it actually.
Howard played some edited clips that the guys put together with audio from Caitlyn's audio book. Howard had her saying a bunch of things about her new cunt.
Howard said it's a mind blowing book. He said he can't stop listening. Howard said it takes hours to cut that together. He said they got 5 done and it took 3 weeks to chop up.
Howard said emailers wanted to hear the full ''50 Ways to Cut Your Cock Off.'' He said he would do it so here's the song. He said it's over 2 minutes and 40 seconds long. Howard let the song play all the way through. When to got to a minute 30 to go he interrupted and said there was that much time left. Howard said he's going to go through the whole thing. Howard said there's actually 50 of these. Howard said he thinks it should have been cut off at some point. He played a few more seconds and said he can't keep playing the whole thing.
Howard said there has been a lot of Baba Booeys lately. He said there's one from the Open Championship in Britain. Howard said this is important because they have made it overseas to a golf tournament. Howard said they don't yell out over there. Howard said this is why it's so important. Howard said this guy Kutcher was putting and someone yelled out a Baba Booey. Howard played the clip and the guy puts and someone yells out a loud Baba Booey. Howard said there it is. Robin said that's wonderful. She said she was wondering if any would make it out there.
Howard played another Baba Booey shout out from one of the commentators on ABC. Robin said that's a first. Howard said he has another one from Texas. It was another commentator saying Baba Booey. They guy even said ''Baba Birdie.''
Howard said they have to label these things better. He had another clip and it was another sportscaster saying Baba Booey in Lansing, Michigan. Howard said that's something. Robin said that's awesome. Howard said Baba Booey has become a thing. Robin said it's part of golf now.
Howard said he's waiting for RaRa Retard to show up. Howard said the guy would be fired immediately after that.
Howard said ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' is still out there too. Howard had a clip of someone saying that on FOX and Friends. In that one the guy was mentioning foods at some restaurant when he mentioned the ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' thing. He had another ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' when a coach was talking about a game. Howard said he loves that.
Howard said he read a story about a guy who beat cancer and he went on a hike to celebrate and he died on the hike. Robin said it's like they say that when your number is up your number is up. Howard read the article about his trip to celebrate his cancer recovery and he died on the trip. Howard said they found him dead in New Hampshire. Robin said that's why she's not celebrating. Howard said she's going to drop dead if she does. Howard said this guy was 63. Howard said he was told they didn't know where he'd be in 3 years. Robin said they were right. Howard wondered what happened on the hike. He read more into it and couldn't figure it out. Howard said the world is too painful. He said it doesn't make any sense. He said you have to laugh.
Howard said Wendy Williams is there. He said he can't wait to talk to her. Howard said she must be making some major coin on TV now. Howard said he's going to take a break and get her in there.
Robin said that she's in the Radio Hal of Fame with Wendy. Howard told her not to tell Wendy that it's all bullshit. Robin said she got a note from Rick Dees the other day. Howard said he actually talked to Rick recently. Robin said he was very nice to her and she has to remind herself not to say anything bad about him. Robin said he sent her a $100 Starbucks card. Howard said he got one too. Howard said he must be in therapy. He said he didn't have the nerve to tell him he's a Dunkin Donuts guy now. He said he wanted to ask him to rip up the Starbucks thing and get him a Dunkin Donuts card.
Howard said he doesn't think they should tell Wendy about the Hall of Fame being in some guy's basement. Howard said they can't spoil it for her.
Howard asked if Fred got a Starbucks card too. Fred said he did. Gary said he got one too. Howard asked if he works for Starbucks. Gary said he thought it was a nice sincere note that he likes what they're doing. Howard said maybe he's a barista now. Howard said Rick still has a whole deal going. He said Ryan Seacrest stole Rick's whole gig. Howard said please tell him Benjy didn't get a card from Rick. Fred did his Benjy voice and had him fooled for a second. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
Howard came back and said Wendy Williams is there. Howard said she has done something almost impossible. He said she's lasted a long time on daytime TV. Howard said she has a new app she's there to promote. Howard said her appearance is really different. Howard said he wants to check out her body. He said she's got big titties and she's thinner now. Robin asked what she's wearing on her feet. Wendy said she has new Jordan's on.
Howard asked when she lost the weight. Wendy said she's been this thin for 3 years. Howard said she has implants. She said she does. She said she's had implants since 1994. Howard asked how much she lost. Wendy said she lost 50. Howard said she wasn't fat but she was larger. Howard said this is very attractive. Howard asked if she got happier.
Wendy said when she turned 48 she found out she has thyroid disease. She said that she went to one of the people on her board of wellness. She said she was 195 pounds and 5'11'' tall. She said she felt good and her husband never told her that she didn't look good. She said she could have taken it but she would have given him a fist in the face. She said she was at 195 so she gave herself 2 years to get down to 145. She said that's where she is now.
Howard asked if she eats meat. Wendy said no. She said she was eating everything to lose it. She said for the past 2 years she hasn't eaten meat but she does eat fish. Howard asked what she does in the morning. She said she gets up at 5:30 and has a lentil soup and a green juice. Howard said that must move her bowels quickly. Wendy said it does. She said she does that twice a day. Robin said that's very healthy.
Howard asked if she goes in front of the husband. She said she might but she tries not to. Howard said she's such a lady why would she do that. Wendy said she's known him for like 24 years. Howard said Beth has never seen him go in 17 years. Wendy said she remembers when it was all going down with Howard and his ex-wife and kids. Howard said she got married a year after they split. Howard said he has seen Beth sit down peeing maybe once. Howard said as far as he knows she doesn't even go doody.
Howard said he is shocked that Wendy of all people would move her bowels in front of her husband. She said he's not walking in. He said she might hear her in there. Howard said he hears her farts. Howard told her not to go to the bathroom in front of him. Howard said he knows they're best friends but keep the romance going. Wendy said that might be the only hiccup in the whole thing. She said her husband doesn't see her doing a bunch of stuff.
Howard said Wendy doesn't show him her wig. Wendy said she does actually. She said that Howard looks nice. Howard asked if she's doing Botox. Wendy said no. She said she can move everything. Howard said her skin is very good. Howard said she doesn't have lines like he does. Howard asked if she's doing fillers at all. Wendy said no. Howard said she looks fabulous.
Howard asked if she wears a bikini. She said she does. She said she wears a triangle bra. Wendy let out a nasty cough and Howard was grossed out by that. Howard asked if she's sick. Wendy said she's not. Howard said it sounds like she has popcorn lung. Wendy said she's phlegmy and she needs a spittoon. Howard said she comes in there and she's a whole new person. Wendy said he does it on her show all the time and people are annoyed.
Howard said that he has to congratulate her on the TV show. Howard said there are so many people who come and go. Howard said they try to do a morning or afternoon show but it doesn't last. Howard said she has caught on and she's been on a long time. Wendy said they're going into their 9th season on September 18th. Howard asked what he secret is. Wendy said she doesn't know. She said the secret sauce is in the staff. She said that you either got it or you don't.
Howard asked Wendy what she does for homework on the show. Wendy said that her staff can call her anytime they want. Howard asked if she checks her ratings every morning. Wendy said some mornings she looks but some she doesn't.
Howard asked what her competition is. Wendy said she is top. Howard asked if she still has that wig lady that hooks up her hair. Wendy said she had a wig lady. She said you go through people. Wendy asked if Ralph still does his hair. Howard said he styles him but doesn't do his hair.
Howard asked Wendy if she has a lot of staff. She said that she has to ride the elevator with just a few because she doesn't want to get stuck talking to them. Howard said Steve Harvey was doing something like that. Howard said he doesn't like to be approached too much. Wendy said she likes Steve and they worked together. She said she doesn't tell her staff not to look at her. She said she takes bits and pieces of people like Oprah and Howard. She said that just don't ride the elevator with her. She said that they can look at her. Wendy said the elevator might break and she doesn't want to be stuck in there with people. Howard asked what's going on there. Wendy told Howard to leave her alone. She said she's not the funky town boss. Howard said he's surprised by that. Howard said she's gone big time. Wendy said not really. She said he's a jerk. She said that's the only thing she asks for. Just the elevator.
Howard said he's surprised that she does that. Howard said he doesn't ride in the elevator with anyone either. Howard said he'll throw them right out but he has a problem. He said he thought Wendy was different.
Howard said he likes the way she arranged her show. Howard said she still doesn't have a desk. Howard asked why anyone would need a desk. Wendy said she's not shy. She said she likes to show off what she's wearing. She said that's why she has the HSN tie in. Howard asked what's up with the app she has out. Howard said she has a camera guy with her 24/7. Wendy said he's out there and they won't let him in there. Howard said he has his own show. He said he doesn't need that in there. He said he doesn't like the way he looks. Wendy said Howard is 63 now and he looks youthful. Howard said he's an old fart. Howard said he still gets an erection every night. He said Beth says she loves him. Wendy said that his eyes are still blue. Howard said he doesn't even color his hair. He said he has some grey in there but it's not a lot.
Howard asked if Wendy and her husband still go to strip clubs. She said they do. They were just there last week. Howard asked if it keeps things spicy. Wendy said it does but the girls make her feel motherly. She said that the girls will talk to her about what they want to do going to school and stuff. Howard asked what kind of fun she has there. Howard asked if she makes out with the chicks. Wendy said she goes for drinks. Howard asked if she ever takes off her top. Wendy said no. Howard said that would be so hot. Howard said he'd have her top off. Wendy said no way. She said there are too many phones there. Howard said he'd have them thrown out.
Howard asked if she's cool with her husband getting aroused over the girls. Wendy said she's fine with it. Howard asked if she gets him off during it. Wendy said not at all. She said that daytime talk is a different thing and she can't do stuff like that. Howard said she'd get fired. Wendy said she's not sure she'd get fired but they might say something to her.
Howard asked Wendy about Bill Cosby trying to get her fired from her radio job. Wendy said that was in 1991 or 92. She said she can't talk about it. Howard said she was the first one to talk about that Cosby stuff. Wendy said she was but she's moving on.
Wendy said Howard is one of her heroes and she remembers a lot. She said she's now a peer of his. Howard said of course she is. She said that maybe if she was at his 60th birthday she would be a peer. Howard said he wasn't in charge of that. Howard asked if she started eating potatoes. Wendy was upset about the 60th birthday thing. She said she had her 50th and she had Chaka Khan at her party.
Howard asked Wendy about Cosby trying to get her fired. Howard asked if she was talking about the allegations. Wendy said she was like 20-something and she was called into the GM's office. She said she was on the air doing her gossip report. She said it was like 7 in the morning. She said the GM was agreeing with Cosby and trying to figure out what to do with her. Howard asked how she kept her job. Wendy said she's good at what she does. She said she doesn't recall it all but she kept her job. Howard asked what she thinks about Cosby. She said ''Guilty.'' She said she knows what she knows. Howard asked if she has information that she's not coming forward with. Wendy said she likes his carpet.
Wendy wanted to move on. She asked how his parents are. Howard said they're getting up there in age. Howard said his dad is 94. Robin said she saw Wendy in a documentary about OJ and she wonders if she'll have him on her show. Wendy said she'd have to think about it hard. She said that her thought is that she'd like to entertain that. She said he was on her radio show. She said that was after the ''killation'' but before the trial. Wendy asked if he has ever talked to him. Howard said he was at Trump's wedding with him.
Wendy said he's such a star fucker now. Howard said she had Chaka Khan at her birthday and he's the star fucker? Howard said he never goes to these things and he went to Trump's wedding. Wendy said that he travels with Jennifer Aniston. Howard said he went on vacation with his wife and Jennifer and Jimmy Kimmel were down there in Mexico and he was invited over for dinner. He said he just went. Howard asked how he's a star fucker. Wendy said he wants him to be a pure back.
Howard asked if he's allowed to be friends with Chaka Khan. Wendy said that she's done with him. Howard said what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Wendy said that she likes to have her parents on her show. She said that it's nice for them to see how their lives have turned out. Howard said he has seen clips of her criticizing him on her show. Howard said she really doesn't know what she's talking about. Howard said he's very reclusive and he has a few friends in the business and that's been very nice for him. He said he's having a life and she hates that. Wendy said Howard hangs out with Cindy Adams and these harpies. Howard said he doesn't know Cindy Adams. Wendy said she saw that Howard went to hang out with George Clooney. Howard said he did hang out with him and his wife. Howard asked why he has to avoid that. Wendy said she doesn't want him to be affected. Howard said he isn't.
Wendy said she just goes back to Jersey and that's how she shows she doesn't give a fuck. Howard said Wendy is worried about other people and not herself. Howard said she's being a big shot. Howard said she's in show business so she must have people on her show who are in show business. Wendy said she does. Howard said she must have people on who she's friends with. Wendy said she had some great people on. She said that Nick Cannon is fabulous.
Howard asked why he can't make friends and have a nice life. Wendy said that Howard has changed. Howard said that he has changed. Wendy said that some of her crew thinks that Beth is the Yoko Ono of his life. Howard said that's so silly. Howard said she's so angry. Howard said he's seen her on her show and she's angry with him. Howard said he goes on the elevator unlike her. Wendy said everyone relax. Howard said she's on fire today. Howard asked if she's happy. Wendy said she's very happy. Howard said she doesn't look happy. Howard asked what's wrong. Wendy said she's happy.
Howard asked if she has a camera man at home with her because of this app. Wendy said it's called Wendy Digital. She said they have a team of reporters keeping everyone up with the hot topics. She said Gary started as an intern and now he's his right hand man. She said you have to be willing to share with people. She said she has a team that work with her and they're doing giveaways and all kinds of stuff. Howard said this is the app. Wendy said her favorite thing is Suddenly Wendy where they tape stuff all the time. She said they do it throughout the day. Howard asked if he'll ever be at the strip club with her. Wendy said not if he's going to ban cameras. Howard said he's not following. Howard asked how much access she gives with the app. She said she's in her basement and out in the back yard.
Wendy said that she and Nick Cannon have a conversation in the back seat of her limo. Howard said that's very Hollywood. Howard asked what happened to her. She said that she's talking to Robin now. Wendy said she plays for Hollywood but that's not her thing. She said that's different than Howard. She said she's doing it for content unlike Howard.
Wendy said she saw Howard's old dude with the heroin. She said she saw Artie a few months ago. She said that she remembers the day when it was all one family. She said that's it. Howard said right. He said he's got it. Wendy said she knows people have to go.
Wendy said she has other stuff like Wenmojis in her app. She said she has other content that people can check out in the app. Howard said they get access to her life. He said it's like a reality show in a sense. Wendy said she's going to get high falutin. She said that it's a documentary. Howard said that sounds good.
Wendy said she has about 60 Wenmojis. She said she wants to do more. She said you can have a conversation through her. Howard said she has her TV show and the app. Howard said it must be annoying to have a cameraman with her all the time. Wendy said it can get annoying. She said that things get corny.
Howard asked if she's feuding with Puff Daddy or the Kardashians. Wendy said no. She said Puffy was just on her show.
Howard asked Wendy what's with her today. He said she's giving him a hard time. Robin said maybe she's changed. Wendy said that Howard has changed in his approach to her. Howard said she came in on fire with him. He said she's attacking him. Wendy said she's not attacking him. She said this is her fourth time with him. She said the first time she has the picture and she looks at her expression and she thinks she has to loosen up. She said now she's loose. Howard asked if that's what's happening there today.
Howard asked Wendy if she starts her day with a playlist. She said she does. She said she likes aggressive hip hop.
Howard asked Wendy about Beyonce putting out baby pictures and all of that. Howard asked if she's a role model. Wendy said she is. She said she's a role model for some girls who may not have a big role model with their mothers. She said putting her life out there isn't something she wants to do. Howard said he has a twitter account but people are disappointed in that. Howard said he doesn't really tweet that much. He said he doesn't get it. He said he's loyal to Sirius and he's giving his best to the radio show. Wendy said that's what she does with her talk show. She said she has a staff of people who handle the social media and the app stuff. She said she's in control over her own content.
Howard said he watches The Bachelorette and the woman is a black woman. Howard said the ratings are down by 10 percent. Howard asked if this is racism. Wendy said she doesn't know. She said that she doesn't watch it. Howard said he and Beth still love watching it. Howard wondered if she had any comments on it. Wendy said she'd be upset if she were her father. Howard said he agrees with her 100 percent. Howard said he won't even show his face on camera. Howard said he's a judge.
Howard said that fame is a drug. Wendy said it would be so upsetting for the father to have his daughter on that show after everything he paid for her to do.
Howard said when he got famous he got more comfortable around people. He said he was a guy who sat in a room. Howard said most of his life is sitting in a room and it takes a lot of coaxing to get him out. He said Wendy is the same. Howard said being famous helped him get into a room. Howard said now he just wants to live his life. Wendy said she identifies with him in a weird way. Howard said look at her. Howard said he'll be friends with her. Wendy said ''Whatever, Howard.''
Howard asked Wendy about Daniel Craig and how he blew off being James Bond when he's got this great gig. Wendy said she talks about that stuff on her show. Howard said you don't do that when you have a good gig like that.
Howard asked if Wendy is a Trump supporter. She said she's a Wendy supporter. She said that her show debuts on September 18th. She said she cares about that stuff in her personal life but not on her TV show. Robin said they have talked about the Trumps on her show. Wendy said she had the whole family on the show. She said she doesn't do politics. Howard said she also doesn't like taking photos with people because guys rest their heads on her boobs. She said she'll punch them off if they do that. Howard said they do that to his nose when they take pictures with him.
Howard said that Wendy has this app out. He gave her some plugs and then Wendy asked if he has had a face lift. Howard said no way. He said that he keeps his weight down. He said he's at 187 and 6'5'' tall. Wendy said he's going to be really skinny. Howard said he has a belly and tits so he's a mess. He said he fell apart. Howard said he's getting old. Wendy said it's okay. He said his voice still sounds the same. She said a lot of radio guys sound older when they get old. Howard said he's going to get off radio before he sounds like Imus. She said they lose their vocal tone. Howard said his dad said he lost his timbre.
Howard asked what she thought about Billy Bush losing his job. Wendy said that he shouldn't have been fired. She said that she's more concerned about herself than that. Wendy said there is so much talent in daytime TV. Howard asked who her direct competition is. Wendy said she doesn't pay attention. She said she knows what's going on. Howard said it's a tough thing. He said there are game shows, judge shows and more. Howard said that's why he congratulated her. Howard said she turned on him. Wendy said she's just having a conversation. Robin said she's not sure why she was criticizing him.
Howard gave Wendy some more plugs for her app and for the Hunter Foundation. Wendy said that it does good for people. Howard said you can check out Hunter-Foundation.org for more information on that. The app is in the App Store and on Google Play.
Howard asked Wendy about working in the same building as Rachel Ray. Howard asked if she could be in the elevator with her. Wendy said no one is riding in that elevator with her.
Howard asked if she gets paid for her app. Wendy said the Wendy Digital is free. She said if you want the Wenmojis then it costs you. Howard asked if she uses the Emojis. Wendy said of course she does. Howard said he's surprised she has time for that.
Wendy asked if Howard drives. Howard said sometimes he does. He said he's been driving since he was 18. Howard said he drives sometimes. Howard asked if she has a driver in the city. Wendy said she does but she does drive. Howard said of course she does. Howard said he has Ronnie the Limo Driver. Howard said he goes back to the NBC days with Ronnie. Howard said he drove to dinner the other night when he and his wife went out. Howard said he's sure Wendy has a driver too. Howard said she's worth 60 million so she has a driver. Wendy said it's so good to see him again. Howard wished her all the success. Howard asked where her husband is. She said he's there in the green room. Howard said he'll have to say hello.
Howard wrapped up with Wendy and said he likes her new body. He told her to keep that up. Howard asked if she'll ever be naked on Wendy Digital. Wendy said no. She said that you might see her in a bathing suit.
Howard said he's going to take a break and give her a hug. Howard asked her not to phlegm on him. They went to break after that. As they went to break they played a Jack and Rod Show bit where they played clips of Riley Martin saying ''Huh'' over and over with a woman they were interviewing.
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Howard took a call from a woman who said Wendy was a super cunt. Howard said no. the caller said she can't believe that star fucker comment. Howard said there are people who say that he has celebrity friends and they can't believe it. Howard said he has friends who are not. He said for some reason people are bothered by it. He said it's weird. Howard said no stars have fucked him but he'd like to. He said that he's been a celebrity for a long time so why can't he know other celebrities. Robin said it's like he can't meet them and hang out with them. Howard said whatever. He said he enjoyed seeing Wendy.
Howard said OJ cut a song for Robin for the news. Howard played the song parody that fake OJ cut for her news. Howard said that was recorded in his prison Baptist church. Howard said its time for news.
Robin started her news with a story about a woman who was given a light sentence after she pulled the plug on her fiance's kayak and enjoyed watching him drown. Howard said there seems to be a lot of that going on. Robin said she could have just left the guy. Howard asked what happened. Robin said she thinks they might have been in separate kayaks and she removed the plug and watched him drown and didn't help at all. Howard said he's had some girls unplug his kayak. He said they wanted to get away from him. Robin said this woman could be free by year's end. Howard said he read the guy was drunk and she told him not to wear a life jacket. Robin said he was apparently very demanding of her. Robin said they weren't married so she's not sure why she would do that. Howard said he dated a girl who wanted to go swimming with cinder blocks on.
Robin said Michael Phelps is getting a lot of feedback about that simulated shark race. Howard said it's fake. Robin said he always said it was going to be a simulation. Howard said they could put them in a pool together with a piece of meat at the other end. Howard said it could be done. Robin said she's not sure. Robin said they did it in the ocean and here is no glassing the ocean. Robin said they CGI'd the shark against him. Howard said that's horse shit. Robin had some audio of Phelps talking about the race and the fun he had doing it. Howard said he's going to have OJ swim with sharks and see who lives. He said he bets OJ wins. Howard said there's some network that has Shark Week and he's not sure why. Howard said he gets stuff from that channel and they send him a blow up shark head boat. Howard said he's not sure why but he opens it every time. Howard said it's always a blow up shark. He said he's not sure why they send this stuff to him.
Robin read a story about a shark that was dragged and ripped to shreds in a video and now the Coast Guard is looking into that. Robin said they're trying to figure out if any laws were broken.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked about Fred and if he has a best friend or any friends at all. Howard said no, he doesn't have any friends at all. Howard said he's his only friend. Howard said he doesn't even see Fred. Fred said his wife is his friend. Howard asked if the band are close. Fred said they're more acquaintances. He said that friendships go in and out. Howard said he doesn't have time for friendships. Fred said it does take a lot. Howard said Robin is the only one he calls. Fred said she's a good one. Howard asked how he knows. Fred said he sees how he interacts with her.
Howard said he knows Fred went to a concert with Steve Brandano. Fred said that's a friendly thing. He said that he's a good kid. Howard said he knew Fred didn't have any friends. He said he was kind of friends with Fred in Washington. He said they used to hang out. Robin said they all hung out. Howard said it was just too much Fred. Howard said he had to take care of him and it was like being his mom. Robin said Howard took Fred home during a snow storm and he refused to leave. Howard said he didn't leave until spring. Howard said it's a lot of work to be friends. Howard said he talks to Fred maybe 15 minutes a year in total. He said he loves the guy though. Howard asked Fred who is close friends are there. Fred said Gary and Jon Hein are the guys. Robin said Fred did have a bromance with Gary for a while. Howard said Gary dumped him because it was too much of a burden. Howard said now his wife takes care of him. Howard said Gary used to take care of Fred a lot. Howard said he's not good at doing that. He said he's not good with plants. He said that he can't take care of a person. Howard asked Fred if he goes to therapy. Fred said he has but not currently.
Howard said Fred has a lot of interests like he does. He said that takes up time. Fred said he has people he talks to but he's not sure if that is a friendship or not. Howard said Fred was raised like a wolf so he doesn't know what friends are. Howard asked Fred what he does when he goes home. Fred said he makes lunch. He said he has chicken and pasta. Howard said he's living it up. Howard asked what he does the rest of the day. Fred said he does some work and naps. He said he goes to the gym maybe 3 days a week. Howard asked if people talk to him there. Fred said no. He said he has headphones on. He said he doesn't use a trainer because they end up hurting him. Howard said that's why he works out with Pat. He doesn't hurt him.
Howard asked Fred about doing push ups. Fred said he screwed up his back but before that he could do 100. He said he's working on getting back to 100. Howard said he does everything on his own too. He said he agrees with Fred about that. He said he pays Pat for the gym. He said he paints with a guy he pays. He said he pays Ralph too. He said he likes it that way. He said he doesn't trust anyone he doesn't pay. He said he pays Fred to leave him alone. Fred said he appreciates that.
Robin read a story about president Trump announcing that they will not be allowing transgender people in the military. Howard had to ask Robin to repeat that. Howard said that's kind of fucked up. Robin said there is some criticism rising about that. Robin asked if you're in the middle of transitioning and war breaks out, then what. Howard asked who cares. He said if you can fire a gun and kill your ass. Gary said that Trump tweeted out this morning and he didn't finish his thought for 10 minutes. Howard said he's down with anyone who wants to serve. He said if you can fight, go fight. Howard asked what this is. He said they're brave enough to fight for their country and they're banning them? Robin said maybe it has to do with what they're going through and if it works with the military. Howard said wait until you're done transitioning. Robin said she's not saying it's inappropriate at all times. Robin said you can't do it in the middle of your service.
Howard said Trump did everything he could to stay out of Vietnam. He said if someone else wants to serve then let them. Howard said he's all for anyone serving in the military. Robin said that they were allowed in the military since last year but not now. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard said Brent thinks Robin is wrong about the transgender thing. Howard had him come in. Robin said she wasn't saying right or wrong. She said that she was just questioning. Brent said there are many jobs that you can do if you are transitioning. He said it's a matter of what they can do in the service. Howard said Brent used to be Brenda Hatley. He transitioned. Brent said when he got into the military he had to sign something that said he wasn't gay and he didn't have any intention of doing anything gay. He said all that matters is if you can do the job or not. Robin said she'd be more worried about the club Brent went to where he had sex on stage.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that the whole transgender thing is out of hand. He said the whole gay thing changed when he was in Afghanistan. Howard said no one wanted gays in the military. He said that it doesn't matter. Howard said it's the same with the transgender. The caller said it's a distraction. He said they had to do this thing monthly and had to do training. Howard asked how many he met in the military. The caller said he didn't meet any. Howard asked how it was a distraction. The caller said it could be a distraction for people. Howard said he thinks that they'd be more focused. Brent said in the Marine Corp they distract you on purpose to make sure you can keep focused. Howard said that guy was distracted by trans but he never saw any.
Howard took a call from a guy who said Howard is backwards in his thinking. He said he's going to have a trans come in there and they have to pay medical for that. Howard said it's a person. They're going to want to fight. The caller said Robin was making a point earlier and now she's back peddling. Howard said they used to keep black people out. He said they thought that would be a distraction. The caller said that if you don't know what you are then how are you going to concentrate. Howard asked the caller if he's serving in the military. He said his son is in there. Howard said if his son is in a war and this trans woman comes up and blows the fucker away then what. The caller said that he's back peddling too. The caller said he's been listening to Howard since he cut Soupy Sales piano. He said Howard is getting weird. Howard said he's not weird. He said he knows transgender people who will kick this guy's ass. Howard said it doesn't mean that they're fucked up. He said Caitlyn Jenner could kick his ass. The caller said that they don't know what they are so that's why they shouldn't be in the military. He mentioned a South Park cartoon where they had a transgender character. Howard goofed on him about that and brought up Bugs Bunny.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he just got out of the Army and he's all for the transgender thing but in the military it's such a distraction that the guys can't get their jobs done. Howard asked if saw the cartoon Tom and Jerry where Tom stuck a stick of dynamite up Jerry's ass. Howard said he really has to get out of this.
Gary came in and said that Siobhan once tried to kiss him and he wasn't able to get away from him. He said that anyone who thinks they can't get the job done is wrong. He said that Shuli told him that he once pissed off Siobhan and he put on his man's voice and told him he doesn't want Bill to come out. Howard talked to Fred as Bill/Siobhan and he was going from a feminine to a masculine voice like he did for Nicole Bass.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's got 14 years in the Army. Howard thanked him for that. The caller said he has seen the don't ask don't tell thing and now the trans gender thing. He was going on a little long so Howard cut him off and asked if it's a big deal or not. The caller said it's not a big deal because the number of them in there isn't that big. Howard asked if he ever saw Brent fucking on stage. The caller jokingly said he did. Howard said he still can't believe Brent did that.
Howard said that we're surrounded by wolves all the time. He said we have to be protected. Howard said a wolf will eat you. He said if someone is willing to fight the wolf for you then they should be allowed to. Howard asked who cares if they're trans? He said it doesn't matter.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's in the military for 16 years. Howard asked if he gives a shit if they're trans. The caller said all he cares about is if they can do the job. Howard said that's right.
Robin said there was a story about a guy who drove past a fire at night and he sees this garage on fire and stops to see if anyone is in there. Robin said he saved a family from the fire. Robin said they weren't aware the fire was going. Howard asked Brent if he would go into a burning building. Brent said doing that is another level. He said fire fighters are bad ass dudes. He said that's dangerous shit. Howard said he has seen Fred fight elements but not fire. He said he punched rain. Brent said he won't run into a fire. Howard said he won't even yell at someone stealing a bicycle. Howard said there are other countries that let transgender join the military. He read a list. He said they should move on from that.
Robin said that she was talking to an Italian woman who said if she got sick in her country she'd be served over there for free. Howard said that's awesome. Robin said we can't figure it out here. Robin said they had another vote yesterday and it failed again. Howard said in Italy they can't figure out how to get mail out but they figured out health care. Robin said they keep telling her that we're the richest country and all of that but we can't figure out health care.
Robin said they were talking about Trump and the speech he gave to the Boy Scouts. Robin said he was telling them about how great his election was. Robin said a lot of people are concerned about a story he told while he was in front of the boy scouts. Robin had a clip of Trump talking about someone selling a company a long time ago and stoping in the middle of the story saying he shouldn't tell the story because they're Boy Scouts. Howard said he would love to hear him finish that story about pussy. Robin said Trevor Noah took on the story last night. Robin had some audio of him talking about that story. Howard said he was beating off by 12 so he knows what Trump was talking about. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about the senate voting to repeal Obamacare. Robin said it failed again.
Robin said that Trump was talking about how we're making great progress against ISIS. Robin had some audio of him talking about that. Robin had audio of him talking about Jeff Sessions and how he recused himself. Howard said he really thinks he hates being president. Robin said she thinks he finds this a great challenge. Howard said he's 70 and he had a great life. Robin said John McCain was back in Washington for the vote. Howard said that guy is a bad ass. He said he didn't even care how he looked. They spent a minute talking about that. Howard said they opened up his head to get to the cancer.
Robin read a story about Jared Kushner being back at work after testifying in a closed door meeting for 2 days.
Robin read a story about Rick Perry being fooled by some pranksters who made a phony phone call to him. Robin had some audio of the guys making the call. Howard said they're like the Sal and Richard of their country. Howard had a phony phone call Sal and Richard made to a Swap Shop show. Howard said that's what they call theater of the mind. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Rex Tillerson taking some time off. They say he's not quitting but he is taking time off.
Robin read a story about a study done on the brains of football players. Robin said they found 110 of 111 brains studied had brain damage. Fred played some Crackhead Bob clips while they were talking about that.
Robin read a story about a charity started by a football coach is being sidelined because of a scandal. Robin read the details of that and said the guy had to resign when the university found a call to an escort service on his school issued phone. Robin said the charity has taken down the web site.
Robin read a story about New York and the problems they're having with the subway. Howard said this is a great cultural city and they should get their fair share of funding. Robin said Andrew Cuomo is going to talk to the transit secretary about the problems they're having with the trains and subways there. Robin said it should be the greatest in the world. Howard said he's not going to live there the rest of his life but he sees what goes on there. Howard said he will probably move to Florida or something. He said Washington must recognize what New York is. He said it's very important to the country.
Robin read a story about Texas having a bill about bathroom use. Robin said that they can't have the police going around making sure people use the right bathroom. Robin said this is pretending to do something.
Robin read a story about Ben & Jerry's being sued for having weed killer in some of their flavors. Robin said they say the levels were low but the consumer services were saying that they shouldn't have any in them.
Robin read a story about how we may be returning to manned space flight. Robin said they may resume next year. Robin said there are companies working on returning soon. Robin said the last flight was 6 years ago.
Robin read about how Matt Groening is going to have a show on Netflix starting next year. Robin said that Matt is the creator of The Simpsons. Robin said that show is still going too. Robin said she never got into that. Howard didn't either. Howard said he's been binge watching The Man in the High Castle. He said it's so good. He said it's a really good show. Robin said she tried getting into it but she couldn't. Howard said he really likes it. Fred said he loves it too. Robin wrapped up and Howard ended the show around 11:10am.
Today's show was over around 11:10am.