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Howard and the guys were back from vacation this morning. Howard started the show talking about the Pokemon craze that's going on. Robin asked what the heck happened. Howard said they went away on vacation and all of this horrible stuff went on. He talked about Baton Rouge, Nice France and the coup in Turkey. He said then there was Pokemon. Howard said from what he can tell it's a video game that was turned into a cartoon and you didn't hear much about it. Then all of a sudden they put them in a virtual world and now you go in the street to see them. Howard said there's a map and you can go to Robin's house to find one of the Pokemon characters to kill. He said then you battle it. He said there are people obsessed with it and walking over cliffs because of it. Howard said they're in a frenzy to find the characters. Robin asked if we're grown up. Howard asked if she's asking that around there. Howard said he sees one between her legs so he has to capture it.
Howard said there are gyms that were locations for Pokemon characters but then he read that somehow the app thought the Westboro Baptist Church was a gym. Howard said he sees a Gigglypuff. Then he said ''Oh, that's Benjy.''
Howard said before they went on vacation they sent Chris Wilding to a Pokemon convention. He said it gives you douche chills. Howard said it must be an escape from the reality of our world. Gary said they say that the app has been downloaded 15 million times and it's being used as much as Twitter right now. Howard said he would play a video game because he doesn't want to walk around and be in the real world. He doesn't want to go to a gym at the Westboro Baptist Church.
Howard said listen to this horrible incident. Howard played a prank call Richard made to a guy telling him he's playing the game in the neighborhood. He said that he sees Squirtle in his living room. He asked if he can come in and capture it. The guy said he didn't care. Richard mentions some Pokemon Characters and tells the guy he wants to come in and capture them. The guy told him to lose his number. Richard keeps going and then calls back after the guy hangs up on him. He gets hung up on again soon after.
Howard said he looks down on Pokemon because he's a Candy Crush fan. He doesn't even know what that is. Robin said there's someone there who has someone in his life who loves it. Fred said his wife plays it and she's addicted to it. Fred said she falls into the demographic of people who are addicted to it. Howard said she's married to Fred too. Fred said there are many who aren't married to him and are addicted to it.
Howard said JD is addicted to it too. JD said you put 3 shapes together and it's fun. Howard said he wants JD to describe the game to them. He said that will be fun. Howard said he knows how it'll go down. He did his impression of JD talking about it. Howard said JD loves anything with candy in it.
Howard asked JD how you play the game. JD told Howard that you ''have a thing''... and Howard stopped him. Howard asked if he missed them for 2 weeks. JD laughed.
JD told Howard there's a box shaped with other shapes with blue and pink and you move 3 together... Howard said Beetlejuice would describe it better. Howard said it's funny to hear him talk about it.
Howard asked JD what he thinks. JD said he thinks she spent a week somewhere. Robin said of course she spent a week somewhere. Howard asked if she stayed home or did she go parasailing over Mt. St. Helen. JD said he thinks she went somewhere.
Howard said he's going to say that since she had a bad time after her last trip that she didn't go away this time. Howard said she had clogged ears and all of that. Howard said he'll say she stayed home for 2 weeks.
Howard asked Robin what she did. Robin said the answer is ''Robin stayed home.'' Howard said he knew it. He asked what he wins. He asked if he gets $500 cash. Howard played the bumper they had for the game again.
Robin said she wanted to make sure her ears were clear for flying in the future. Howard said that's what won the game for him. Howard said Benjy cheated by going on Facebook but he didn't get any clues there. Howard said JD played but they just don't know what he said.
Howard played more of the guy talking about his Pokemon stuff. Howard said you know none of these guys have touched titties. Howard said that guy's battle cry was like the Rambo of Pokemon. Howard said he thinks they'd trade it all in for one chance to fuck a chick.
Howard said in this next clip they asked these guys to name as many characters as they can in 20 seconds. Howard played one guy rambling names of the characters the whole time. Howard said he can't even name that many people who work for him in 20 seconds. Howard said in the next clip the guy does the same thing. Howard played that one and that guy did the same thing.
Robin said no one should know this stuff. Howard said the only person who should be able to do something like that is Leo DiCaprio naming all of the chicks he banged this week.
Howard said imagine the parents of these guys. He said they're adults. Robin said they have to get the parent's information and talk to them after meeting these people. Howard said that George Clooney can't be playing Pokemon. Howard said good looking people don't play.
Howard played another interview Chris Wilding did with a guy who talked about his favorite Pokemon and did an impression of a sound they make. Howard said even if he did play it he wouldn't admit it. Howard said he'd be a self hating Pokemon player. Howard said he makes fun of them because he is one of them. He said that's why people think he's Pokemon-phobic.
Howard said those impressions are impressive. He said those sounds make vaginas dry up all over the country. Howard said his favorite Pokemon is Squirtle and Tan Mom.
Howard played another interview where a guy said he would rather have Pokemon than have a cure for cancer. Robin said he thinks he understands cancer. Howard said the guy is right. He said cancer is impossible to cure. Robin said it is not. Howard said don't argue with the guy on tape. There is no comeback.
Howard said Pokemon cures one thing. Premarital sex. Howard said it makes people happy though.
Howard said Erik was on Periscope and even that's fucked up. He said even that is annoying because it cuts in and out. Howard said he has bad Periscoping. Howard played a clip of Erik talking about how the violence must stop. He said don't throw rocks and bottles at cops. He said they're there to protect you. Erik was talking about that when he got cut off. Howard said Erik got cut off and started up again. Howard said he gets back on and Periscope cuts him off again. Howard played that clip where Erik is talking about guns and Obama and he gets cut off again. Robin said Erik said ''People guns kill.'' Howard said he thinks he was saying people kill, guns don't. Howard said he has to play it again. He replayed the clip and Erik said ''People kill, guns don't'' but then he repeated it and said what Robin thought he said.
Howard said Erik gets on again and now the audio is really shitty. Howard played that clip and Erik's signal was bad so he was all choppy and repeating. Howard said this is what he was listening to over vacation. Howard
Howard took a call from a guy, Chad, who said he was talking to Erik over vacation and Erik was trying to learn to play Pokemon. He said he became annoyed immediately and said he wanted to stab Gonzo over it. Howard said he was just calling for peace in that clip though. Howard said that these guys are inconsistent. Howard said Chad's connection is more annoying than Erik's. He said it's like he's doing Morse Code and talking at the same time. Howard had Chad say something and it was beeping at the same time he talked. Fred played some beeping to go along with Howard talking.
Howard took a call from a guy who said the whole concept of the Pokemon game is to go out and exercise. He said you have to walk a certain amount. Howard asked why it's important to get people outside. Howard said maybe let people stay home and motivate themselves to go outside. The caller said that will never happen. Howard asked if he's a Pokemon player. The caller said he is not.
Howard said he has to take a break. Robin asked if anyone gets good at these games. Howard said that they do. He said they can make money playing some of these games. Howard said he thinks the only thing you get good at is virginity. He said you never lose it. Howard said he can't imagine anyone getting laid from it.
Howard said some dude sent him an inside scoop from the show. He asked Gary where that memo is. Howard said he has to ask Nick about it. Howard said it was probably Howie. Howard said he thinks people are tuning in for Mel B's tits. Howard said this guy sent him a note and he claims to be an America's Got Talent insider. Howard read the note and the guy said Simon Cowell is out of control and he show up late to every show. He read that Simon also tries to get Howie cut out of all of the shows. Howard said the guy said they let Simon do whatever he pleases. He said that this guy thought he would like to know all of this.
Robin said she saw Heidi Klum interacting with Simon's kid on the show. Howard said there's something terrible about Simon in the letter. He said he farts and blames it on Heidi. Howard said he really doesn't give two fucks about the show. He said that some people don't even know he left. Howard said he did the show for 4 years and it was probably too long. Howard said Nick is coming by to promote the show. Howard said he loves Nick. He said he's going to talk to him about what's going on with him and those spoken word things. Howard said Nick's dad died so he has to talk to him about that. Howard said his dad used to be on the set of the show. Howard said he talked to him about OJ Simpson. He said he believed that he was innocent and he had the proof. He said he was a really nice guy though.
Howard played a Nick Cannon spoken word clip where Nick was doing his thing and there was bongo playing. Howard took a call from a Robin Spoken Word caller. The guys in the back were playing clips of Robin talking and bongos playing with her. Howard let that go for a minute.
Howard said Spoken Word Robin is on fire. He said she puts Nick Cannon to shame. They started to play the same clips so Howard gave up. Howard said they're going to fire Robin and bring in Spoken Word Robin. He went to break after that.
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Howard said he watched Batman V Superman over vacation. He said he thought Ben Affleck was a good Batman. Howard said the first half of the movie sucked but the second half was really good. Howard said he thinks Superman is stupid. He said he never has to get near an opponent. Howard said he could take his heat vision...
Howard had a caller on the line who started talking in the middle of his Superman talk. The caller, Kayla, said that she has people out in front of her house playing Pokemon and she said the guy was like a cross between High Pitch Erik and Benjy. Howard said that's never a good thing to hear. The caller said this guy was super creepy. Howard said that chicks are going to end up getting raped because of this game. Howard asked if she's hot. The caller said she's the mother of 3 now and she's 32. Howard said she's had no life. She said she adopted and she had one of her own 7 months ago. Howard asked if she's going to keep the adopted ones. She said she loves them. Howard said you can send them back. He said he knows some people who did that. Howard said maybe they can keep them in a shed out back. Howard said it's very common. She said she won't get rid of them unless they start playing Pokemon Go.
Howard asked about the guy in front of her house and Kayla described him again. Howard said he's sweaty and fat and someone you don't want to get close to. She said he was super creepy.
Howard said Kayla thinks she's old at the age of 32. She said she gained like 20 pounds with the baby and 32 does feel old these days.
Howard asked if the guy was less annoying than Benjy. She said he was probably more annoying. She said he was very oily, sweaty and blotchy. Howard said he had huge tits too. She said he did actually. Howard said it does sound a lot like Benjy. Howard let her go after that.
Howard said when she first started talking he thought it was a little kid. Howard said Benjy was kind of slammed in that description. Howard said she described a horrible human being and compared him to Benjy. Howard said he looked like a pile of vomit with nice eyes.
Howard said she thinks she's providing a service. Howard said Jenny was very nice to him and said he has gotten hotter as he's gotten older. Robin said Jenny does think that and therefore it's true. Howard played a clip of Jenny talking about Howard and how he has gotten better looking.
Howard said that she's very nice but when you're that ugly you have no where else to go but up. Howard said he could have gotten Jenny. He said she told him she'd do him. Howard said he was married at the time. He said he got single and she was in a relationship or something. He said Jenny and Donnie are like Pokemon Go. He said anywhere you go you see them.
Howard played more of Jenny talking about him. He said there was controversy on her radio show too. Howard said he likes to see that there. Howard said it was about Tara Reid coming on the show and then walking off. Howard said some people thought Jenny was being a cunt but he thought Tara was being whacked out of her head. Howard said she was there to promote Sharknado and that has to be horrible. Howard said Jenny was complimenting her on some other show she did and Tara got upset and walked off. Howard played a clip of Jenny asking her about Marriage Boot Camp. Tara said she isn't talking about that. She said she's there to talk about Sharknado. Jenny said she loved that show so much though. Tara said she asked her not to talk about that show. Jenny asked her about Sharknado and then about surgeries she's gotten. Jenny said she looks great now and brought up the plastic surgery again. Tara said she's made it clear about 100 times. Tara said it was nice talking to her and then threw out some rude comments. The two of them sort of insulted each other about their surgeries.
Howard said he didn't think Jenny was out of line there. He said he thinks Tara Reid has a problem. Howard said he's sure he's the first one who has said that. Robin asked what she's supposed to talk to her about. Howard said he likes when they fight at the end. Howard did an impression of them insulting each other with the same insults. Howard went to break after that.
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Howard said Ian Ziering was in 90210 and the show was huge. Howard said now he's in Sharknado. Howard said he's grateful for it too. Benjy said it dos great every year. Howard said he pictures Ian at night talking about how he had it made but now he's working with Benjy.
Howard said it has to be disastrous when you have Tara Reid coming in and she won't talk about anything but Sharknado. Howard said they have a half hour slated with her and she insists on only talking about Sharknado.
Howard said you'd think Sharknado would be the last thing Tara would want to talk about. Howard said it's the worst fucking movie ever made. He said that's the campiness of it. Howard said people don't like watching it, they just like talking about it. Howard said she wants to stick with that.
Robin asked if Howard could have gotten into a fight with Tara Reid like that. Howard said he's not sure she'd be invited on the show. Howard said if she wanted to just talk about Sharknado he'd play a game to see how long he'd last with her. Howard asked how it was working with Ian Ziering. Howard said poor Ian. Howard said he's probably upset about working with Tara Reid. Howard said the pecking order is insane.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked who Howard would rather see himself talking to between Don Imus, Jay Leno or Simon Cowell. Howard said maybe Simon. Maybe not. Howard said he ran into Imus on the street. He said he doesn't really hate Imus. Howard said it was just weird when he worked with him. He said he wasn't that friendly until he got ratings. He said then Imus wanted to be his friend. Howard said he was nice to him because he wanted to learn to do radio. He said he was in there studying him like a lab rat. Howard said he'd rather not talk to any of those guys. Howard said Leno was kind of dicky to him but he doesn't hate him either. Howard said he doesn't think the way he treated him was appropriate. Howard said he wasn't interested in a friendship with the guy. Howard said Imus is fine. He said he wouldn't mind running into him. He said he would ask how he's doing. Howard said he doesn't know Simon but he knows what he did. Howard said he can't stand any of them really. He said he doesn't want to run into any of them.
Robin asked if he is gracious when he runs into them. Howard said he was when he ran into Imus. Howard said they saw each other and shook hands he thinks. Howard said he was cordial. Howard said he doesn't hate Imus. Howard said it was weird because he was dressed as a cowboy in Manhattan. Howard said it was hard to say hello because he rode off on a horse. Howard said it looked like he was about to go out ranching. Howard did his Imus impression a little bit.
Howard said when they worked with Imus he would show up in a parachute outfit. Robin said he was in a jump suit. Howard said when they left NBC he was dressing like he was a rancher. Howard said they didn't know him during that period. Howard said he's a perpetual cowboy. Howard said he might live on the moon now. He said last time he saw him he was dressed like an astronaut.
Howard said Imus saw Wolfman Jack and he tried to become him. Then Imus met him and tried to become him. Robin said that's what you call reinventing yourself. Howard said Imus worked with Bernard and then got another guy. Howard said he has worked with a bunch of different people.
Howard said that Imus copied his show and used to call his mother. Not his own mother, Howard's mother. Howard said he would hire his girlfriends to work there and they'd get double scale. Howard said he doesn't hate the guy though.
Howard said Shuli told him that he cried when Magic Johnson retired. Robin said she used to be a big sports fan. She said when the whole team left Baltimore she didn't cry. Howard played another crying clip where a guy was asking KD to come back.
Shuli came in and told Howard about why he cried over Magic Johnson. He said his dad took him to see a Lakers game for the first time and he became a fan. Howard said being seen crying like this is very weird. Shuli said he cried while watching The Deadliest Catch once.
Howard played a clip of a song about Kevin Duran leaving the team. Howard said there's a lot of N-word flying around in that song. They talked about some of the insults the guy had in that song. Howard said there's some harsh shit going on in the world.
Howard said that he's a basketball fan and he loved the Knicks back it the day. Howard said he was way into it but he doesn't recall crying. Robin said she was a huge Baltimore Colts fan but when they moved out of town she didn't cry.
Will Murray came in and said for 100 bucks they'll say any name you want. He said they had a meeting to figure out what to use. He said they had to be kind of disguised. Howard said that they gave a hundred bucks and they said Dean Gulberry. Howard said he has the crowd audio too. Howard played that and the guy read it perfectly but no one gave a shit. Will said they were all laughing like 3rd graders.
Howard said the guys were calling Will lame for leaving after the third inning. Will said he has two kids at home so what can he do. Howard said he would do the same thing. Will said he missed some big stuff but he doesn't care about the Yankees.
Howard said he has a clip of a guy named Bob Walk at the Pittsburgh Pirates game failing off his chair in the middle of a game. He played that and the guy is calling the game when he falls out of his chair. The other announcer is laughing while he keeps calling the game.
Howard played a Jack and Rod Show bit where Sal and Richard had fake Hillary Clinton talking to their guest. They had her falling off of her chair while talking to the guest. They went to break after that.
Howard came back and brought up Robbie Robertson after hearing that song Fred was playing. Howard said he really loved The Band.
Howard said Nick Cannon is there. He said he is his good friend. Howard asked if this is Radicalized Nick now. Robin asked what that thing is on his head. Nick had something on his head. Nick said Robin has a Beyonce thing going on. Howard asked what he's wearing on his head. Nick said his headphones are going to mess up his crown. Howard said he is on top of fashion and he loves hip hop culture. Howard asked what's going on with that thing. Nick said it's his crown. He said that he learned to wrap it himself. He said his arms are tired. Howard said it's a scarf kind of thing. Howard said when he learned to tie his tie it took a while to figure it out. Howard asked if he had to learn how to do this. Nick said he did. He said there are many types of turbans. He said some are pre-made. He said that some are called Do-rags. Howard said he has a new look so he must be planning on selling turbans. Howard asked if he can charm snakes now. Nick laughed and said that's funny.
Howard asked how much time it took to learn how to tie it. Nick said it took a while. He said it was about a week. Howard asked if any come with built in headphones. Nick said maybe they can do that at Radio Shack. He said that they are going to launch his headphones over seas. He said they have bluetooth headphones now.
Howard asked if he sweats a lot in that turban. Nick said he hoops in it. He said it keeps the sweat in. He said they used to use it to keep the sweat out of their eyes back in the day.
Howard said he heard he's dating Chick from TLC. Nick asked what dating is. Howard said it means fucking. Nick said then he's not dating her. Howard asked what Mariah thinks about this turban thing. Nick said she thinks he's trying to be artsy.
Howard said he follows Nick. He said that he told him he should slow down. Howard said he has Lupus and who knows what else. Howard asked if he's over worked again. Nick said he has picked up more jobs. Howard said he's doing the RadioShack thing, MTV's Wild and Out, America's Got Talent, a headphone company and more. Nick said he's a poet too. Howard said he's a cab driver with that turban too. Howard asked Nick if he ever wears that during sex. Nick said absolutely. He said they ask for it. Howard asked if he's fucking like a mad man. Nick said he's trying to chill out. He said last time he was there he was doing a celibate thing. He said when he left his phone blew up and women thought of it as a challenge.
Howard asked how long that lasted. Nick said the doctors told him to chill out so he did it until he came on and told Howard about it.
Howard said he thought it was a sign of maturity that he was taking care of his health. Howard asked how long it lasted. Nick said as soon as he left there he got into it. He said it ended that day. Howard said he wishes he knew who it was. Nick said he won't say who it was.
Howard asked about the girls he sees him with and if he's dating anyone he is seen with. Nick said he starts out as friends. Howard asked Nick about his dating strategy. He wondered if he dates like this after getting out of a marriage and if he tells the woman that he's seeing 7 women right now. Nick said he lets them know that he's interested but he doesn't talk about what he's doing with other women. Howard asked if the woman develops feelings for him. Nick said he isn't a dog. He said he's a hopeless romantic or a fearless romantic. Howard said that he got married to Mariah. He said maybe he looks at life differently. Nick said he is harder around the edges when it comes to relationships.
Robin said Nick did get engaged quickly in the past but not anymore. Nick said that's true. He said he'd be engaged to Chili by now already.
Nick said he's missed Howard so much. He said he's like a father to him. He said he has heard Howard talking about him. He said it's like Howard withdrawal. Howard said he always enjoyed talking to him on set. He said he liked seeing him there. Howard asked if he still travels with 25 pair of glasses. Nick said he does. He wondered how Howard knew that. Howard said he knows everything about him. Nick said he doesn't have them all in a bag but you need choices.
Howard asked Nick how he became radicalized. Howard said he's doing spoken word now. Nick said he's always done that. Howard said there is some heavy shit though. Howard asked if NBC has asked him to calm down with that. Nick said they have not. He said they get more upset with him about what he says on this show. Howard said they have to refresh people's memories about what he does. Howard said he has a ''Coughing Up Bullshit'' clip to play. Howard played that one and Nick was talking about all of the bullshit he sees. Howard said he's scaring white people. Nick said he was hurt that Robin didn't support him in this. Robin wondered what this bullshit is. Nick explained what he was thinking in that. He said that it's about the doctors and the pharmaceutical companies being in cahoots with one another.
Howard said they saved his life though. Nick said they did it to get him hooked. Nick said he's very grateful for what they have done. He said they do give you all of this stuff that's been taken control of. He said it's GMO stuff too. He said there is some mind controlling shit going on. Robin said he's going too far now. Howard said Louis Farrakhan just called and said he's afraid of Nick.
Howard said that he has another spoken word clip where Nick talked about his dad dying. Howard played that one and asked Nick about that. Robin said they need to follow him around to see what he's up to. Howard asked Nick what he was talking about in that. Nick said it's hard to trust people you have around you. He said he keeps a solid group around him. He said there are people who want to act like they're helping you out but they're not. Howard asked him to please not radicalize Robin.
Howard said they have to get this interview on track. Howard said he met his father and he liked him very much. Howard said he was one of the first who told him OJ was innocent. Howard said he met him in a parking lot in California and he didn't know who he was. Howard said his dad passed away. Nick said the guy he met is still alive. He said it was his dad's dad who raised both of them. Nick said he went to his father's high school graduation. Nick said the guy who passed away was there too. Nick said he and his dad both call the guy Pop. He said that's who died. He said he was around and Howard may have met him. Howard said he probably did.
Howard said that he has some America's Got Talent news. Howard said that he got a letter from a guy who claims to work for America's Got Talent and he told him about how Simon is showing up late and trying to cut Howie out of the show. Nick said Howard never showed up late but he'd be out of there at 8:29 if he was supposed to be out of there at 8:30. Nick said they got out when they were supposed to get out. Nick said they just get out whenever they can get out now.
Howard said he was hoping the show would fall apart without him. He said it didn't though. He said he would have loved it if the ratings just sank.
Howard said that you don't want to scare the kids with the turban thing. Howard said he's like Nick X. Nick said Howard is different on this show than he was on that show. Howard said that's true.
Howard asked Nick what is going on in his private life. He asked if he is divorced or not. Nick said it's still a process. Robin said this has lasted longer than the marriage. Nick said it's been years. Nick said he had a pre-nup and all of that. He said he thinks it's the lawyers trying to get more money. He said that he and Mariah are super cool. He said they talk every day. Howard said he did say in his freestyle that the government is calling his time with his kids ''visitation.'' Nick said the kids understand it. He said that they're more involved in all of that. Nick said it's often unfair to the fathers in this situation.
Howard asked if he'll be invited to Mariah's wedding. Nick said probably but he probably won't go. Howard said when he does have time with the kids he must have a lot to do. Nick said he takes time out to be with the kids. He said his house has a candy store and a slide in it so they have fun there. He said they play the whole time. Robin asked if that's really being a dad. Nick said he is. He said he is the disciplinarian though. He said they know that dad don't play.
Howard said he has America's Got Talent going and he has Wild and Out. Nick said he wants to get him on that show. Howard asked what its' about. Nick said it's like Whose Line is it Anyway but it's the hip hop version. He said that Katt Williams does it. Howard asked how Katt is doing. Nick said he's good. Howard said Katt does get into some altercations. Nick said when you mess with a little black man he might get upset sometimes.
Nick told Howard about what Wild and Out is about and told him he wants him on the show. Howard said he should do it.
Howard took a call from Spoken Word Robin. The guys in the back played some clips of Robin talking about how she loves cock and things like that. Howard asked if she wears a turban like Nick. They had Robin saying yes to a few things like that.
Robin said there's too much anger in this world. She said she thinks Nick is adding to it. Nick said he thought she was on his side. He said it's just poetry. Robin said she did a Robert Frost poem in his style just to hear what it would be like. Nick said he's going to raise the level of conversation for Robin next time.
Howard said Mel Be is looking thin. He said he begged her to show some skin on the show and she's doing it now. Howard asked Nick if he's still bringing women to the set. He said he had one after the other when he was there. Nick said he still has visitation. He said that kind is awesome. Howard said he'll hang out and date. Nick said the days are long there. He said he has to do that. Howard asked if this is the best time of his life. Nick said it's interesting. He's not sure if it's the best. He said the birth of his children was the best.
Howard asked if he would date Mel B and Heidi. Nick said sure if they were single. Howard asked if Chili has come to the set. Nick said not yet.
Howard asked what's going on with the radio show. Nick said he thinks Howard would love Wild and Out. Howard said that starts August 4th on MTV. Howard said right now Nick has two models under his turban. Howard said he has America's Got Talent going on Tuesdays and Wednesdays on NBC too.
Robin asked where the kids are right now. Nick said they're with mom on some yacht somewhere. He said when they come back they'll be with dad without a yacht. Howard said he has to hook them up with something.
Howard said Ronnie is a fan of Nick's. He said he was flipping out that he was a spokesperson for Rocket Copter. Nick asked what the problem is. Howard said that he thinks he shouldn't be hawking toys. Nick asked why not. Ronnie came in and said he just thought it was his voice. He said it was on during a NASCAR race yesterday. Howard said he thinks he's involved with a lot of products. Ronnie said he just thought it was weird. Howard asked Ronnie if he would tell him not to sell stuff like that. Ronnie said it might damage his brand.
Howard asked if he owns the rocket copter company. Nick said he partners with the company. He said they have a bunch of products coming out. He said they might sell a million units or maybe even 2 in a year. Howard said he wants to figure out what that is. Howard did the math trying to figure out what it would be if they sell for $15 and they sell a million. Robin helped him do the math. Howard asked if he can get a million out of that. Nick said he could. He said they're building a brand with that. He said he wants to have other stuff.
Howard said he's going to guess at his net worth. Nick said sure but he's going to guess at Howard's. Howard asked if he took any of Mariah's money. Nick said he didn't. He said he didn't take a dollar. Howard said he didn't ask for anything from her. Nick said nothing at all. Howard asked what his net worth is. He guessed 50 million. Nick said he'd love that. He said he doesn't know how much he's worth actually. He said they guess at Howard's salary but they don't really know.
Howard asked Nick about his deal with America's Got Talent. Nick said he wants to do as many years as possible. He said it's the easiest job in the world. He said he can still do his spoken word and all of that. Howard said he loves it. He said that gig is a great gig. Howard said he thinks he under values himself on the show. Howard said he has a charm. Nick thanked him for that. He said that it's not the same without Howard but it's a check so he isn't quitting. Nick said he went out and hit the golden buzzer for a 90 year old on the show. He said he was having fun with it and thought they'd cut it out but they left it in.
Howard asked Nick about this show Caught on Camera that he does. Nick said that's on NBC too. Howard said no wonder he's exhausted. Nick said he's not exhausted. He said he's doing fine. Howard asked if he's taken any vacations yet. Nick said he says his vocation is his vacation. He said he's going to India in a couple of weeks to shoot a music video. He said he loves Indian women. Howard asked if he's really attracted to them. Nick said he is. He said he's attracted to Robin too. Howard said he had sex with Nick twice. Howard said he saw Nick drive one of his cars on Jay Leno's Garage. Nick said he has about 30 cars. He said he buys and sells motor vehicles. He said Jay visited him there. Howard said he can't believe it. He asked what he loves the most. Nick said he loves his 67 Chevelle. He said he has a dealership that he stores them at. He said that he can buy and sell cars to keep the accountants happy.
Howard asked Nick about how many businesses he has a hand in. Nick didn't have a number but he told him he's a partner with Maxim Magazine. Howard didn't know that. Nick said he made a deal to be part of the entertainment part of the magazine. Howard asked if he is really that valuable. Howard said he didn't know that he was part of it. He said he's so busy.
Howard asked what his day is like. He asked when he woke up. Nick said he doesn't really go to sleep. He said he takes a nap at some point. Nick said he works out. He said he's benching 275 now. Howard asked what he weighs. Nick said he's like 170. He said after the gym he eats. He said he eats protein shakes and vegetables. Nick said he tries to stay bulky as possible. He said he doesn't like to eat though.
Howard said he has no energy. He said he can't work out. Nick said he should juice. Howard asked how many times a day he shits. Nick said he shits like 7 times a day. He said that you shit a lot after the juicing. He told Howard what he puts in the juices he drinks.
Howard asked what he does after the gym. Nick said he will work on scripts and stuff on the computer. He said he'll spend 4-5 hours on the computer. Howard asked if the girl leaves. Nick said she stays and does stuff on Snapchat or something. Howard asked if he's playing Pokemon Go at all. Nick said he doesn't play that. Howard asked when he hooked up with the chick on Saturday. Nick said he was on a couple of different coasts. He said that he might have them there when he gets there. Nick said that things don't work out for him when he talks about this stuff on Howard's show.
Howard asked Nick if people come over and party on Saturday night. Nick said they do. He said he has a bunch of people over. He said he can party and work. He said his work is his party and his party is his work. He said he has to have Howard over. Howard asked if he thinks he should slow down. Nick said he needs to hear that because no one else will tell him that. Howard said it's no wonder he's so fucked up. He said he's staying up way too late. Nick said he doesn't sleep much. He said he's going to the RNC so he'll sleep on the plane. He said he's going down there for a peace walk. He said he's going to the democratic convention too.
Howard asked if he's going to go protest. Nick said it's a peace march. He said he did a spoken word thing about ''too broke to vote.'' Howard asked him to do some of that. Nick said he doesn't want to make fun of that. He told Howard what he meant with that one. Howard said he's into some serious shit.
Robin asked Nick about the Black Lives Matter thing and why he's into that when we all matter. Nick said if he says save the whales he doesn't mean fuck the other fish in the ocean. He said they all matter but the black lives are in trouble. Robin asked who the biggest threat to black people is. Nick said it's the system. Robin told him to tell the truth. Howard said he's never going to get laid with this going on.
Howard said Nick is the CEO of 57 companies and he's going to the RNC. Robin said he's going to tell everyone what they already know, Black Lives Matter. Nick said that all lives matter but there's a time when you have to focus on a certain thing. He said breast cancer has a month but all cancer is awful. He said they're concentrating on one thing.
Howard said this is why Robin is in a booth. Nick said he likes this. Howard said Robin is ganging up on Nick and so is Spoken Word Robin. Howard took that call again and the guys played Robin saying some wacky stuff with bongos playing.
Howard told Nick that he scared Fred out of the studio with his argument with Robin. Fred came back in and Nick said it's good to see him. Howard asked if he's going to wear that thing to the rally. Nick said he is. He said he's going down there and then coming back to New York and then going back down to Washington DC tomorrow.
Howard asked Nick about the dinner he's going to with some woman. He asked how it all works. He said he can tell Nick is thinking about it. Howard asked Nick about the date and if he picked up the phone can said he wanted to see her. Nick said he tells her he's going to be in town so he wants to see her. He said it's up to her if she wants to go out or stay in. He said some women like to be seen. He said some don't. Howard asked what industry she works in. Nick said it's probably a model. Howard said his dick never dries off. Nick said this is not good for him. He said he can't talk about this stuff. He asked what Robin is doing tonight since this dinner is probably over.
Howard gave Nick some plugs for America's Got Talent and other things. Robin and Nick got into it a little more about the Black Lives Matter thing for a few seconds.
Howard said that he isn't going to vote until Black Lives Matter. He said he votes locally but the Presidential thing is already figured out. Howard asked who the powers that be are. Nick said there are very rich people who control all of that. Howard said maybe the Koch brothers. Nick said they're ready to bust this open. He said he thinks Trump is in on it. He said that he is acting crazy so people will vote for Hillary.
Howard said he thinks it's important to vote. Nick said it is locally. He said he doesn't think that Trump or Clinton will make a difference. He said it's all bullshit. He said it doesn't matter who the president is. He said it'll all stay the same.
Howard said he can't believe he's not voting. Nick said he's really not. Howard asked if America's Got Talent is fixed. Nick said definitely not. Howard asked who he thinks will win. Nick said probably one of the kids. Howard said he thinks he's said it all. He said that he's become radicalized. He said that they heard about his dating and they're all wondering who it is. Howard said he'll be looking out for that. He said it'll be beautiful. Howard wrapped up with Nick and told him he misses him. They went to break a short time later.
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Howard came back and brought up how Joe Perry passed out on stage one night when he was performing with Johnny Depp and Alice Cooper. Howard said that Joe had a heart attack. Gary told Howard they say he's doing better than people feared. Howard said he was really upset by the news. Robin read that he went into cardiac arrest. Howard said it was a serious thing. Howard said that he was thinking of Joe over vacation. He said the guy is terrific. Howard said get well soon to Joe.
Howard said Jason was telling him a story about the feud between Kanye West and Taylor Swift. Howard said he thinks that he made her famous. Robin said she thinks he stole her image and put it in a video. Howard said that Kanye claims he cleared it with her. Howard said Taylor claims that's not true. Howard said this is so confusing. He asked Jason to come in and explain it to him. Howard asked Jason what he knows. Jason said her people were asked to release the song on her twitter. Jason said they claim they have it on tape and they say Taylor is lying. Howard said it turns out Kanye was telling the truth. Jason said Kim Kardashian is the one who released the tape. Gary said there's more to it and they say that she was asked about a certain line in the song and Kanye told her that he'd play the song for her before releasing it. Howard had the tape and played a clip. He said that second line about Kanye making her famous wasn't mentioned in the clip. Jason said that it's a weird thing. He said it's fascinating. He said he's team Kanye all the way.
Howard asked Jason if he woke up at 3am to smoke meat. Jason said he did a 13 hour brisket and he did. Howard said he can tell he didn't lose a pound over vacation.
Howard said that Marfan Mike is on the phone and he claims to know about this. Howard asked Mike if he has a big head. He said he knows he has something going on. Mike said it's not that big. He said it's not strange. Howard said it is a different shape. Mike said he'll go with that. Howard said if they could inject Marfan into the Zika kids they could make their heads grow.
Mike told Howard he thinks Kanye is an asshole. He said he's on team Taylor in the feud. Howard said he likes the way he talks. Mike asked when he can come in and say hello. Howard said he should get him in here. Howard said he was thinking about him. He said he should wear a turban like Nick Cannon. Mike said he thinks he's okay. Howard said he hasn't had a woman. Mike said he had a woman. He said he showed Shuli a picture. Howard said they're going to wrap a turban on him when he comes in there.
Shuli came in and said that he's new in his world and he's the nicest guy. Howard said they should have him in to induct him into the Wack Pack. Howard said they can have other Wack Packers anoint him. Howard said he's being vetted like a candidate. Howard said they'll have the other Wack Packers do that. Shuli said that High Pitch Erik and Mike don't get along. They went to the same high school. Mike said they didn't get along in school. Howard said this school is called Radiation High. Howard said you morph into something odd there. Howard asked if they were the oddest people there. Mike said no. He said there were others more odd than them.
Howard asked if he used to bully High Pitch Erik. Mike said he and his friends did. Howard said they should have him in. Shuli said he had him at a show the other night and they didn't know what to do with him.
Howard said that they should have a vote with the other Wack Packers to see if he should be allowed in. Howard asked if Mike masturbates a lot. Mike said he doesn't. Howard said he would have guessed he does.
Shuli asked what kind of porn is his favorite. Mike said babysitter. He said he has a normal looking penis. Howard said he doesn't believe that. Howard said they'll take a look when he's there. Howard let him go and said they'll make arrangements.
Howard said he thinks Mike is already in. Shuli said that he has two more that are circling the runway. He said they talked to one already. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he starts his job around 4am and he saw one woman playing Pokemon Go in her wheelchair. He said that she got hit by a car and broke her foot. He said that she was still playing it. Howard asked if it's hard to catch Pokemon. He said he heard Sal was driving his kids around to catch Pokemon. Howard said imagine him doing that. He said he almost doesn't want to know how it works. Sal said he wasn't driving them around. He said they'd hop in the car to go shopping and he'd have to stop for them. Howard said that's the same thing. He said he doesn't have to stop.
Robin read about how Bono was in Nice, France when the attacks happened. Robin said that he was dining at a restaurant when the truck came through. He was saved because he was inside a restaurant taking shelter. Howard said our world is being turned upside down.
Robin read a story about a woman running for office who admitted she beat her son. Robin said she's trying to prevent him from being executed. Robin said he was arrested for beating a 3 year old to death. Robin said that she saw him going down this path and hit him with a belt out of desperation. Robin said hitting children does not work.
Howard took a call from a guy who said Nick was great today. He said he should sit in like Kimmel and Takei. He said Nick was trying to be nice to Robin but she was giving him the business. Robin said that he was adding his anger to the conversation. The caller said that he understands where the Black Lives Matter movement comes from. Robin said you don't have to continue to fuel that kind of thing. The caller said he gets that. He said he sees where the anger comes from. Howard cut him off and said he's had enough of this.
Robin read a story about this person who was suing McDonald's over not being able to order at the drive thru because they're blind. Robin said there was a deaf woman who tried to order by writing a note and she was turned away and ignored. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about President Obama commenting on the Louisiana shootings. Robin had some audio. Howard said it's scary out there.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he agrees with Nick and he Black Lives Matter thing. He said he gets it. Robin said it's not valuable or helpful. Robin said just act like your life matters. Robin read more about the shootings in Louisiana and had some audio of people talking about that.
Robin read a story about the Republican National Convention that's starting this week. Howard said he read that Scott Baio is going to be speaking there. Howard said he read that Anthony Sabato Jr. is going to be speaking too. Howard said it's like a bad TV Land reunion or something. Gary said Melania and the guy from Duck Dynasty are going to be speaking too. Robin had some audio of a few people talking about the convention. Howard did a live commercial read after that. Robin had more audio clips of people talking about Trump and the RNC.
Robin read about how today is National Get Out of the Dog House day. Robin read about that and how you can go about getting out of the dog house by apologizing to people.
Robin read a story about Mick Jagger becoming a father for the 8th time at the age of 72. Robin said that his girlfriend is 29 and pregnant. Robin said that Ron Wood just had a child recently as well. Robin said that Jagger has children with 5 different women. Robin asked if he knows how old his oldest child is. Howard guessed 50 but Robin said he's 45.
Robin read a story about Yahoo being for sale. Howard said he uses Google but he stopped because it was uncool. He said he's not sure why that is. Robin said they're looking to get at least 5 billion for Yahoo. Howard asked if anyone there uses it. Robin said she doesn't use it but she has an account. Jason said a bunch of the guys in the back use it all the time. He said their news page is great.
Robin read a story about a security robot that had to be shut down because a child was injured. Robin said they say that the 300 pound robot hit the kid in the head and ran over his foot. Howard said it didn't attack the kid. He said it may have hurt the kid accidentally.
Robin read about how Ghostbusters failed to beat the movie Pets over the weekend. Robin read that it did okay with $45 million but Pets beat it out. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:20am.
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Howard started the show talking about how he could have been a top 40 DJ. He did the top 40 DJ voice as he was starting.
Howard said he got home from work yesterday and had a bunch of meetings. He said he got a note from his assistant and they said the movie studio sent over the new Star Trek movie for him to watch. Howard said he has one of those Pix boxes to watch movies on. He said this box is amazing technology. He said the movie studios want certain people to see movies ahead of time. Howard said he can't go to a movie theater or people will freak out. Howard said it's pandemonium when he goes. Howard said the people love it. Howard said the studios understand he's very busy and can't go to the theater. Howard said he's actually a germ phobe and won't go.
Howard said he got the news that Star Trek was available for him to watch. He said he was really psyched up. He saw Ralph and told him he had to go watch. Howard said Ralph asked what time the screening was. Howard said he wasn't invited. He said he felt bad for teasing him but he had to brag to someone it mattered to. He said he did all of his homework for the show and then set his phasers to loser. He said he loved the original Star Trek that JJ Abrams did.
Howard said he was sitting there around 5:30 after eating dinner at 4:30. He said he loves eating dinner. He said he gets depressed though because there's no more food after that. He said he watches FOX News while eating dinner. Robin said there has to be something better to watch.
Howard said he was going to have a ''me night'' with the movie. He said he got all jacked up and he was all set. He said he can't eat popcorn though. He said he sits down to watch this thing and the idea of the Pix box is to prevent pirating. Howard said in the middle of the screen is the name Howard Stern. He said they print it with the date. He said 3/4 of the screen is his name in white lettering. He said it's Howard Stern and the date. He said he thought it would be just the beginning. He said the movie is really good but he was so angry watching this thing that he can't begin to tell Robin. He said the idea of the box is so no one can steal a movie. He asked why they put his name across it. He said there are special effects galore. He said Chris Pine is taking on the Kirk persona. He said that the guy playing Spock is great too. He said there was one scene with a key thing going on and he sees HOWARD STERN across the screen. Howard said he couldn't believe it.
Howard said he figured he could power through the whole thing but not this time. He said the movie was too much fun. He said he turned the whole fucking thing off. He said he was so bummed out by it. He said he heard the movie and didn't see it. Howard said at one point there is translating going on and he couldn't see it. Howard said it was interfering with the movie. Howard said he felt guilty at first because he teased Ralph. He said Ralph would have gotten up and left. Robin said she could have seen it last night but she was busy. Robin said she likes to see movies like that on the big screen.
Howard said he has a big screen in his apartment. He said they had to tie the screen to the bottom of the elevator. Howard said it's a giant TV and they got it up there. Howard said he loves America. He said people can figure out everything.
Howard said he watches everything on his computer. He said it's all like YouPorn. Howard said he was so bummed. He said in a way he was happy that he made Ralph feel bad that he was going to see it. Howard said no one would sit through looking at his name the whole time. Robin said she's had copies where they put the name in the corner and people object to that.
Howard said in one scene Spock gives important information and he's sitting there not able to see who he's talking to. He said if he had changed his name to a symbol like Prince he'd be able to see the movie. Howard said he understands why they try to keep the movies from being stolen. He said he's proud of the movie industry in this country. He said it's one of our greatest exports. Howard said pirating is a terrible thing. Howard said he empathizes. He said that he'd rather they not send it to him if they have to do this. Robin asked if everyone with a Pix Box has that. Howard said he thinks it's just him.
Howard took a call from a guy who gave him a ''Wah'' for the name being on the screen. Howard said he doesn't understand why they send him the movie like that. Howard said if they had this caller's name ''Matt Shitstain'' on the screen he wouldn't watch it either. Howard asked if the caller wants to be in on his life or not. Matt said no so Howard said he'll move on.
Howard said Anthony Sabato Jr. came out and spoke too. Howard said he came out and said that Obama isn't a Christian and he knows. Howard played a clip of him talking about that. Howard said the only reason anyone listens to this guy is because he's good looking. Howard said this guy knows deep in his heart that Obama isn't Christian. Howard said that's the most unchristian thing you can say.
Howard said they're accusing Melania for plagiarizing Michelle Obama. Robin said she thought she did a really good job but then they pointed out that someone else said these words. Howard said he's wondering if this will blow up into something big. Howard played the two speeches together and they were almost identical except for a few key names changed.
Howard said he doesn't care. He said she's hot. Robin said that's the stupidest thing to do. Howard said she claims she wrote the speech herself. Robin said yeah, after she watched the other one.
Howard played a fake clip of Melania talking about Cleveland being a shithole. Howard said they say that may not have been plagiarism. Howard played another fake clip of Melania and then some of her actual speech mixed in with some more fake clips.
Robin said Donald made a real entrance. Robin said he walked out of the shadows and introduced Melania. Then he says ''We're going to win big. So big.'' Howard said he was like David Copperfield with the smoke on stage. Howard said you don't have to say much to get people going. He said you just say ''Make America great again'' and things like that and you get people going. Howard did an impression of what that can sound like.
Howard played some audio of Donald Trump talking about how they're going to win so big. Howard said it's like the WWE. Robin said he just keeps repeating the same thing. Howard said he didn't see any of it. He was trying to watch the Star Trek movie.
Howard said Trump called Wendy the Slow Adult. Howard played a prank call they made to Wendy with a Trump impersonator. Wendy is a Trump supporter. She said that she doesn't like Hillary. Trump asked what to do with the Mexicans. Wendy said put them in cages and poke them with sticks. He tried to get her to say Make America Great Again and she screwed it up.
Howard asked how many Twitter followers Wendy has. Gary said they don't think she's on there. She is on Facebook though. Howard said her Facebook is upsetting. He said she got another cat and she doesn't know how to take care of them. Gary said she has over 3000 followers on Facebook.
Howard said Beetlejuice has over 100,000 followers on Twitter and Scott Baio has a few more but they're close. Howard said the fans were writing to his wife about what a skunk he was but he's Mr. Animal Rescue. Howard said they have a bunch of kittens in the house and he's rescuing them from awful situations. Howard said he's into fosters and adoptions. He said the fans are dicks and assholes. He said he has the biggest bunch of asshole fans. Robin said this is what we've become.
Gary asked if he's surprised. He said he put up a picture of the dog and the comments were awful. He said someone wrote that it's too bad that my owner and i can't play catch because my owner can't throw a ball.
Howard said follow his wife on Instagram to see what kind of animal lover he is. Howard said it's kitten season so there are a lot to adopt. Howard said there is a pair that he has to adopt as a pair. He said the kittens were so tiny and scared when they found them. Howard said that one of them was found on a highway. He said they're so sweet. Howard said they have a little black kitten that looks like Leon so they named him Little Leon. Howard said they had another one that was found on the Brooklyn Queens Expressway.
Howard said he can't wait to retire to punish all of the fans. He said they're such dicks.
Howard took a call from a woman who said he has vocal fry sometimes. Howard asked how he can do that. He said he's a dude. Howard said he will have to watch that. Howard said he doesn't have vocal fry. He told the caller to fuck off. Howard asked if he has to tell people how to be fans. Howard asked what kind of dumb fuck calls him and tells him he has vocal fry.
Howard played a clip of JD announcing who they have coming up on the show today. Mila Kunis is coming in. They were tickling JD the whole time so he just laughed through the whole thing. Howard thought he didn't say who was coming in but JD said he did. Howard asked who was ticking him. JD said it was Will and Richard.
Howard said Mila is so beautiful. He said she's married to Ashton Kutcher. Howard said JD loves Mila more than Mac and Cheese. Howard said she's promoting a movie and he's anxious to say hi to her.
Howard said he was talking about Aerosmith and Joe Perry. Howard said Joe had a heart attack. Howard said he has Steven Tyler's email and he was going to ask him how Joe is doing. He said he figured he might not even be able to get in touch with Joe. Robin said she read that Steven said he hasn't heard from anyone since the incident happened. Howard said he has that article. Howard read through the article and Steven says that he hasn't been able to talk to Joe. Howard said he had calls in for 2 days and he hasn't heard. Howard said if Steven can't get in touch then he won't be able to get through. Howard said he's a big fan so he's upset. Howard went to break after that.
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Howard came back and said that is music. Howard said that was an embarrassing moment. He took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said she's missed him. She said that she was the first one to be in a movie with Mila Kunis. She said she was in the Tony and Tina's Wedding movie with her. She said she can't wait for her to come in. Howard hung up on Mariann. He said he'd keep it quiet if he was in a movie with Mariann.
Robin said Allison Janney said to say hello to Howard. Howard asked where she saw her. Robin said she was out in the hall.
Howard said Gary told him that Mila was on her way up. He said he stood up to go pee and then he didn't feel like he had to pee. He said then he sat down and he has to pee. He said getting older is not for wimps.
Robin said she asked Fred how old he is because he had a birthday while they were on break. Fred said he's 61. Howard asked Gary to bring him a diaper in case he has to pee. Howard asked if he has to pee during the night. Fred said he has to get up once. He said it's a great day when he doesn't have to get up.
Howard said Mila Kunis is there and she's in the movie ''Bad Mom's'' which opens on July 29th. Howard said that he's only seem Mila on the screen so it's odd meeting her in person.
Howard asked Mila when she got in. She said she came in Sunday night. Howard said it's a big deal for her to come in and it must be pressure. She said she's been very lucky. She said she hasn't done New York press in a long time. She said it's the first time she hasn't been doing a movie while promoting another.
Howard said she has no accent and she came here from Russia. Howard said some people still have the accent. Howard said her parents must have an accent. Mila said she took lessons as a kid. She said she came here at 7 years old and she didn't know any English. Mila said her paper when she applied to college was about how she felt it was like being blind and deaf. She said that it wasn't until she was 14 or 15 that she realized that she blocked out a solid year of her life. She said it must have been rough for her but her senses take over.
Howard said if his parents told him he was moving to Russia he would freak out. Mila said they didn't tell her that she was moving to America. Howard said her father was an engineer and her mom was a home economics teacher. Howard said they had great jobs over there and they were successful. Howard said they decided to get the kids out of the country and move them to America. Howard said imagine growing up there and wanting to be an actor. Mila said that's not even a possibility.
Howard said he can't imagine moving to another country as a kid. He said he was a fish out of water already. Howard said her father stops teaching and he does shitty jobs. Mila said when you're 7 you learn a language unintentionally. She said that she learned English by 3rd grade. She said her parents didn't learn. She said she went to school and her brother went to school. She said her parents were going to community college to learn English. She said her parents were doing various jobs to make money. Howard said he was an engineer in Russia and then they have to do these shitty jobs. Howard asked who she came home to when her parents were working. She said her brother was there. She said he's 6 years older.
Howard asked if she was embarrassed by her parents. Mila said yes. She said that it was tough. Howard said that it's a big shame to her. She said that her name was funny too. He said when she came here in 1991 everything about her stood out. She said she didn't eat things that the other kids ate. She said in Russia everyone wore uniforms and she didn't know what jeans were.
Howard asked about what her parents told her when she moved. She said she was told they were moving across the street. Howard said Mila at 9 years old announced she wanted to take an acting class. She said that she thought it was going to be about $250 but it was $850 and they only had 900 in the bank account. Howard said she took the classes and she learned to act. She said she still had the accent at that time. She said when you're little it's much easier to lose it. Howard said most parents would say no to her taking all of the savings to take an acting class. Mila said there was no rhyme or reason for what her mom did. She said they never got gifts so the fact that she did it is one of those kismet moments you can't explain.
Howard said she got a Barbie commercial as a kid. Mila said she got a ton of toy commercials as a kid. Howard asked if she moved to L.A. very early. She said she was in Queens for 5 weeks and then they moved to L.A. She said her uncle was in L.A. She said she wasn't sure she wanted to be an actor but it was something she enjoyed doing. Howard said you'd think that they'd want her to just go to college and get a job.
Howard asked if she learned a lot from TV. Mila said she did watch a lot of TV in the morning and she immersed herself into TV.
Howard asked Mila about getting into acting. Mila said she went to a place that was a total rip off. She said it was like 5 or 6 hours on a Saturday. She said you don't really do anything but pretend. She said that her manager has been with her since she was 9. She said Susan saw something in her at that age. Mila said she just looked different. She said Susan walked in and found this place accidentally. She said that she came in and watched the kids doing their thing. She said her parents told her to make the decision on who to go with. Howard said this woman saw something in her. He said she can never leave her. Mila said she is like family. She said she can't even talk about how much she's changed her life.
Howard said here must have been times that she thought about changing managers. Mila said she never did. She said that she has been with her so long and she has a makeup artist for 16 years. She said if she likes you then she still stick with that person.
Howard said her parents never took a penny from her. Mila said they were really poor and they never took a penny. She said she did a Barbie commercial first and she got money from that. She said she was in Times Square at 9 and she was the Bryers ad girl. She said she was the oh wow face kid. Howard asked if people knew she was like that. She said they did and they thought it was weird. She said back then it was just strange to the kids.
Howard said when he was a kid he met some kids who were on the Patty Duke show and he thought they were so cool. Mila said she did Seventh Heaven and she did get some ''You're so cool'' from kids for that. Howard said she was on Days of our Lives too. She said she got her first kiss on that show. She said that she was like 9 or 10 on that show. She said that he was a sweet boy she ran into years later and hung out with. She said she had to kiss him on the cheek. She said his name was Kyle.
Howard asked if she would have blamed her parents for taking some money from her since they invested in her. Howard said she had a hefty bank account. Mila said she can't pay for dinner to this day. She said she is a grown ass woman and she'd love to treat them to dinner but they won't let her. She said they never let her. Howard asked if she can help them with a house. She said they are very stubborn. She said that they've lived in the same condo since she was 11. She said that she was selling her house and she asked them to move in and they were offended.
Howard said he really respect that whole thing. Howard said when she was going out with Macaulay Culkin he must have admired that. Mila said it's one of those things that's very much a part of who she is.
Howard asked how her parents English is now. She said it's perfect but they have a heavy accent. Howard asked if Mila speaks Russian. She said she does.
Howard said that Mila was on Baywatch as a kid. Mila said she was on it twice. She said she was blind in on and drowning with her classmates in another. Howard said that show is so great. He said that Mitch probably cured his blindness. Mila said that every male in her life showed up to set because Pam Anderson was still on it at the time. Howard asked if she took it seriously that she rehearsed being blind. Mila said of course she did. She said it was brilliant. She said she hasn't seen it in years. She said her grandfather was with her and he told her that's when he knew she was brilliant.
Howard asked if Mila watches her own movies. She said she will watch something she's promoting. She said that she is overly critical of herself. She said she will start nit picking. She said it's counter productive.
Howard said Mila played young Angelina Jolie when she was in Gia. Howard asked if she worked with her at all. She said she didn't. She said she did see her on set. She said that she was always so lovely. Howard asked if she was in scenes with her. Mila said she wasn't. She said she'd be on set.
Howard asked if you're friends with someone like that for life after being in a movie. Mila laughed and said no. She said she may not even know her name.
Howard said That 70s Show was a big thing. Mila said she got a soap opera on the same day. She said she was in 9th grade at the time. She said she fibbed about her age for that show. She said she wanted that soap because there was a hot guy on it. She didn't get the 70s thing. She said that her character was supposed to be 14 so she must have said something about her being 18. She said in the pilot she's clearly a child. Mila said she filled out the paperwork and she needed a studio teacher. She said she didn't know how to swim until she had to do the movie Piranha. She lied about being able to swim.
Howard asked if she turned down the soap. She said she did. She said she was on That 70s Show for 8 years and it changed her life. Howard said Ashton Kutcher was on that show with her and there was no romance there. Mila said he was 19 and she was 14. She said it was weird. She said that she had to kiss him and she was so nervous about the whole thing. She said that someone bought her some perfume and lotion to make her feel better. Howard said she must have had a crush on her. Mila said she never looked at him like someone who was good looking. She said it was just a guy she was working with for 8 years. She said that he'd help her with her homework and drive her home.
Howard asked what it was like when she got the script for the kiss. Howard said she must be nervous. Howard asked if she rehearsed with him in his trailer. Mila said not at all. She said you rehears 4 days a week but you don't kiss until the last day. Howard said there was nothing there. Mila said that they played boyfriend and girlfriend for 8 years. She said there was no romance there.
Howard said she went through puberty on set. She said in the first year her boobs went from an A to an A+ in that year. She said she had a baby and they stayed bigger.
Howard said she went to high school in a public school. Mila said she went to Fairfax High School. Howard asked if guys noticed her when she went through puberty. Mila said she doesn't think that she was ever ''hot.'' Mila said she wasn't considered hot back in the 90s. Howard asked if that's when she started dating Macaulay Culkin. She said it was. She said that he was hugely popular. She said that fans would scream when they saw him. She said it was a very abnormal reaction to him.
Howard said that Mila said that she didn't think about marriage with him. Mila said she doesn't know but since before she started dating she told her dad she didn't believe in marriage. She said she's not sure what that was about. Howard said it must be tough to date when you're famous. Howard said it can be dangerous with the fans. Howard asked if she gets that with Ashton now. She said that it's bad. Mila said they had drones in their backyard after their fist child was born. Howard asked what you do. Mila said they were at their old house and the Paparazzi didn't know they had moved. Howard asked how you deal with that. Mila said not well.
Howard asked if going out to dinner is something they can do. She said after the sun goes down you can go out. She said the Paparazzi aren't out there after the sun goes down.
Howard said after That 70s Show was over she decided to try college. She said she went during That 70s Show actually but she dropped out. Howard said it has to be tough being on set for 8 years and then going out and trying to do something else. Howard asked what her plan was. Mila said she had no plan. She said she went to college because that's what you're supposed to do. She said she didn't know what to do in college. She said she tried Business Communication.
Howard said one of the gigs she got was the Family Guy voice. She said she did that during That 70s Show. She said that's when it started. Howard said the girl who was on the show quit. Then Mila came in. Howard said when you think about it it's great money. Howard asked if Seth MacFarlane is there. She said he's not even there anymore. Howard said she got into Ted because of that. Mila said that she wasn't even supposed to be in the movie. She said she was too young in the beginning. She said 5 years later he asked her to do it.
Howard asked if she thought that movie was going to be as big as it was. Mila said she thought it was great and it didn't make sense like Family Guy didn't make sense.
Howard said he figured when you work on a movie with Mark Wahlberg that they'd become lovers. Mila said they're just good at working together. Howard said he would fall in love with his co-star if he was doing a movie. Howard said it must be tough to make that transition to movies after doing TV. Howard said she suffered a year of rejection after doing the TV stuff.
Mila said after That 70s Show she was put in a box. She said she was a TV actress. She said she was 21 or 22 when she stopped the TV show. She said she had to take some time off after that. Mila said that her manager wanted to prove everyone wrong and she went to audition for everything. Howard said some people won't audition. Mila said she did a lot of auditioning and it didn't make a difference what she was doing. She said she had bills to pay so she had to hustle. Howard said she did a movie with William Shatner. Mila said that was during That 70s Show. She said the first movie she did after 70s was Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Howard said Judd Apatow put her in that and it's such a great film. Howard asked if Judd remembered her from an audition. She said he did remember her from a Knocked Up audition. Howard asked if she thinks she could have done better than Katherine Heigle in that movie. Mila said she doesn't think like that. Mila said she doesn't need to feel worse about herself. She said it doesn't phase her.
Howard asked if she thought Forgetting Sarah Marshall was going to be just a date night movie. Mila said she knew it was going to be really funny. She said that she did that and then did Max Payne. Howard said she was on a roll after that. Howard said then she got Black Swan. Mila said she did The Book of Eli with Denzel Washington. She said that was a great one for her. She said Black Swan was an anomaly in every way. She said she thought no one was going to watch it. Mila said she had multiple Skype meetings with the director for that. She said that came out of Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Howard said that she had to train for that movie and lost a lot of weight for it. She said she did lose the weight in the healthiest way possible. She said she had to get on point in 3 months. She said she was able to fake it 3 months in. Mila said she's okay at the ballet thing. She said you have to look skinny for it. Howard said she got a 1200 calorie a day diet and she smoked a lot. She said she doesn't advocate that at all but that's how she did it. She said she doesn't smoke now. She said she quit a long time ago. She said that it was the best thing she ever did in her life.
Howard asked if it was odd having a love scene with a woman in a movie. Mila said that she and Natalie were good friends at the time. She said that they were just uncomfortable enough to get through it. She said it was a closed set so it wasn't so bad. Howard said it grossed $329 million. Howard said that she didn't win an Oscar but she was nominated. Mila said she was shocked she was nominated. She said that she thinks she had the best time ever at the Oscar's. She said she didn't think she was going to win. Howard said Melissa Leo won that year. Mila said she had the best time and it doesn't bother her. She said she didn't even write a speech.
Howard said maybe she didn't dream about being an actress as a child so she didn't care so much. Mila said she just wanted to work.
Howard said she did Friends with Benefits with Justin Timberlake. Howard said that did well too. Howard said that made $149 million. Howard asked if she cares about the box office. Mila said not really. She said she hopes people go to see it but she can't control that. She said that she's asking people to not see Jason Bourne. She said just go see it the weekend after. Howard said it has to bother her. Mila said it really doesn't.
Howard asked Mila about the movie Bad Moms and if she saw it. She said she did and she thinks it's a great movie. Howard asked her about who is in it and what it's about. Mila told Howard about the movie and said she thinks it's great.
Howard asked if she went to the co-stars homes during the filming. Mila said they shot it in New Orleans so no. Howard said she plays a mom who is trying to keep it all together. Howard asked what it's like being a real mom in Hollywood. He asked if she's going to be able to deal with the other kids having their parents drop them off. Mila asked how he dealt with it. Howard said he moved to Long Island and he had to be welcoming. Howard said you don't know who is there to just see what's going on there. Mila said that the pre-school they went to look at isn't fancy. She said that the people who bring their kids there may not care what they do for a living. She said that she hopes that stays that way. She doesn't know though. Howard said it's going to be tough.
Howard asked if Mila is in therapy. She said she's not. Howard said she might have to do that. Howard said she might think she has it all together but does she think that all of these additional pressures could be something she'll need help with. Mila said she does. She said she doesn't think she has it all together. She said she makes many mistakes but learns from that. Howard said she might have to get therapy. Mila said she hopes that she'll be able to figure things out.
Howard said she shouldn't have married Ashton because two famous people getting married is tough. She said she knows that but she fell in love with him. Howard asked when it dawned on her that it's okay to be married. Mila said she doesn't know what to tell him. She said it took everyone by surprise. She said it took both of them by surprise. She said that neither of them wanted to get married. She said they were dating and saying that they were never going to get married. A year later they were ready to get married.
Howard asked if she never expected this to happen since they weren't in love. Mila said they kept in touch on AIM on AOL. She said that they ran into each other out and about at a party. She said it was at an awards show and she sees this guy's back and he's really tall. She said he's 6'4'' and she's 5'4'' tall. She said she was wondering who the tall guy was and it was like they were in a movie and music started to play. She said that he took her breath away for the first time ever. She said she was like ''Fuck, he's good looking.'' Howard said maybe it's because she had been through dating and all of that. Howard said he met Ashton and he had the music starting too. Howard said he didn't give him the time of day though.
Howard asked Mila about being in World of Warcraft and how she had to quit it because it was interfering with her life. Mila said she would play and people started recognizing her voice. Howard asked if she'd playing Pokemon Go. She said she did download it. She said she's on level 2. She said it's taken her 2 weeks. She said she has no Pokemon in her house.
Mila said when she started playing World of Warcraft there was no voice. She said that they added it later. She said she is a Star Trek fan so she named her characters after some of the captains on the show. She said her name was Captain Picard and someone complained about it so she had to change it. Howard asked if she went to Comic-Con. She said she liked that a lot and she did go. She said she was promoting movies there. Howard asked if she dresses up as characters. She said she has. She said she'd put on a mask to walk around.
Howard asked how she made the leap with Ashton. Mila said she night get in trouble for telling this. She said she did movie called Friends with Benefits and they ended up living out their movies. She said that she thought he was going to go on a mad tear after he got divorced. Howard said it's a bad thing for her to get involved with him. She said that she knows that. She said that Ashton had just come back from going out of town and he was having a party so he invited her over. She said that he was trying to set her up with a friend of his. She said she didn't know this.
Howard asked what her fantasy was when she went. She said she really didn't know. She said that she had butterflies for Ashton for the first time. Mila said long story short she didn't leave for the night. She stayed over. She said that her friend was the best wingman. She left her there. Howard asked if Ashton didn't want her to meet his friend. She said she didn't find out about that until later. Howard asked if they kissed at the party. She said they did. She said they had lots of talks about how they should both just go be single. Howard asked if she stayed the whole tonight. She said she did.
Mila said she was going to call and Uber at 2 in the morning but Ashton thought she was crazy. She said she never wants to stay over at a guy's house. She said she just wanted to have fun and wake up in her own bed. She said it turned into the two of them being very honest about everything and just wanting to have fun. She said that they were very open with one another. She said they tried dating and they were very open about it. She said they were incredibly open.
Howard asked if Mila and Ashton think about just getting out of the business and getting a farm. Mila said they fantasize about that. She said that it could happen some day.
Howard asked if Mila brings the kid to the set. She said she will bring her. Howard said the new movie is called Bad Moms. Howard said it's tempting to be a bad mom sometimes. Mila said she puts so much pressure on herself to be balanced.
Howard asked why they named their son Wyatt. She said it's a girl. Howard said that's an interesting name. Robin said she's a spokesperson for Jim Beam too.
Mila said this has been one of the easiest interviews she's ever done. Howard said he's going to go see this movie. Howard said he wants to see it. Howard asked about what guild she was in with World of Warcraft. She said she was in a couple and she can't remember. Howard said he had to quit chess cold turkey. He said he would get really upset if he lost. Howard said if he played on the internet he didn't know who he was playing. He said that he played a 7 year old and lost to him so it made him feel bad. Howard said he played for many years. Mila said she wishes she was better at it. She said that she wants to take it up when she retires. She said she paints but she paints shit. She said she loves painting. She said she'll roll out paper and let Wyatt paint with her hands for hours. She said they love doing that.
Howard asked if it's hard to be a mom with so many hobbies and interests. Mila said she has her own garden and what's wonderful is that her daughter knows what that stuff is. She said she knows what Basil is. She said it's great. Howard said she's doing it all and handling it. Howard said he doesn't detect any problem there. Mila said he told her she needs to go to therapy though. Howard said that's true. Howard said she's done it all. Mila said she can cross this off her bucket list now. She said she's done the Howard Stern Show.
Howard wrapped up with Mila and said she's said it all. Howard said she came from Russia and conquered all. Robin asked if she is a citizen of the United States. Mila said she is. She said she has gone to Russia for press. She said it's different. She said Howard is Jewish so she'll tell him this. Howard said he doesn't think he looks Jewish at all. Mila said she doesn't assume anything anymore. Mila said there are 2 temples and 500 churches over there in Moscow. She said that's what she wanted to tell him.
Howard said that Ashton and Mila can email him any time. He thanked her for coming in and gave her some plugs. Howard said she's pregnant with a second child and he can't tell. Howard said she's not showing. She said she's very pregnant actually. She said she has stretch jeans on. Howard said he used to have those when he was fat. He said he was really fat when he was younger. Mila said Howard is very skinny now. She said that he should go on the 1200 calorie diet. Robin said if he stands up now he'll faint.
Robin asked if they let everyone know that she was pregnant right away back when she had the first. Mila said she has been pregnant for 4 years and everyone thought she was pregnant from the start. She said they got it right at some point when she was actually pregnant.
Howard said that Mila didn't have any Wack Pack show up at the hospital like he did with Bobo. Mila said her friends might count as Wack Pack. She said that she has friends who have kids the same age as she does. She said most of her friends aren't in the business. She said she's still friends with kids she's known from Elementary school. Howard said he isn't because none of them were good enough.
Howard said so far he doesn't see anything wrong. He said he still thinks that she should go to therapy though. He told her he goes and he's been going a long time. Howard gave her some more plugs for the movie and Mila gave a shout out to her brother because it was his birthday. She said that he married her ballet instructor and he's doing just fine. Howard wrapped up and went to break after that. As they went to break they played Graham Nash singing ''Our House.''
Howard said if Sal walks out on something then there's a problem. Howard said Sal walked out of the room. He said he's sure they'll get it but Sour is doing his baby thing and his arms and legs are flailing. Howard asked if it's still going on. Jason said he thinks they got him working but he'll go find Sal.
Howard said Sal went to a Yankee game with the guys from the show and he's there yelling shit out with kids around. Howard had some audio that he played. Sal was yelling out things about wanting A-Rod in his mouth and liking Jeter's ass and things like that. Howard said he can't just go to the game and be a regular citizen. Howard said he's the reason that he hates baseball. He said guys would yell stuff out at games he'd go to as a kid. He said it was confusing to him.
Gary said Sal was at the door but he turned around and walked away when he heard Howard talking. Gary said they went to this game and Sal and his buddy Larry Caputo show up. He said there is no smoking inside but people bring E-cigarettes. He said if you don't make a scene they let you in. He said Sal showed up and he is smoking as he walks in the gate. They took it away from him. He said they had to find their contact there and Sal was all upset about being upset in front of Larry Caputo.
Sal said it's amazing how these stories get blown up. Sal said that was outside the stadium. He said someone gave him a pot brownie and he said fuck it and ate it. He said he ate the whole thing and 5 seconds later he wanted to drink out of Reggie Jackson's pee cup. He said he's not an attention seeker anymore. He said there is no reason to please anyone anymore.
Sal told Howard about Sour Shoes and how odd he is. He said he doesn't need that shit when he's trying to work. Howard wasn't sure if he wanted to bring him in but he did. Howard said that Sal looks really tan. Sal said he was in the sun for like a half hour and he turned black.
Sour Shoes came in so Howard asked him if he was told not to bring up tons of stuff. Sour went into his Gary voice and said he brought up nointeen things. Sour was talking about how he was trying to make poopies in his diaper. Then he broke into the baby voice. Howard said he got heavy too. Robin said he doesn't care because he's a baby. Sal and Howard said that's really freaky. Sour said he brought his pool up there too. Howard said he has to put pants on. He said he's wearing a diaper. Robin asked how long he's been doing that. There was no explanation.
Howard asked if the diaper is a new thing. Sour said it is and no one knows he's wearing it. Howard asked him not to do the baby voice because it really fucks with him. Sour broke into his top 40 DJ voice and then went into the Gary voice.
Howard said Sour calls the voice mail all the time and this is him being Gary. He played a clip of him calling on the 4th of July and singing songs as Gary. He was singing songs with ''Noine'' in them. He said he and his family celebrate the Nointh of July and not the fourth. Howard said he does such a great Gary voice.
Howard said they told Sour not to bring his stuff up there. He said they had to fill up a whole cart and the stuff fell off it 3 times. Sal said it's like a garbage truck dumping stuff. Sour said he just loves to see Ronnie's reaction to it. He did an impression of Ronnie for a few seconds.
Howard asked Sour if he can keep his Gary voice going through the news. Sour said he can do that. Howard said Sal will be there to keep him in line. Howard said they have video up on the web of him having his baby tantrum.
Sour went into his Mad Dog Russo impression and talked about the RNC. Howard talked to him for a few minutes and Sour stayed in character the whole time. Sour was getting upset like Mad Dog does about Tom Brady and things like that.
Howard asked Mad Dog who his favorite hockey team is. Mad Dog said he loves the Rangers. He talked about Kevin Durant a little bit too. Sour did all of that in character. He only broke out of it for a second. Then Howard had him go right into his Gary impression. Sour was switching between the two. Sour, as Gary, talked about listening to vinyl during vacation. He had Gary talking about his buddy Ross and Sour did his Ross impression too.
Howard asked Sour to please keep his pants on the rest of the morning. He let him go a short time later. As he was walking out he asked him a question about Gary missing Jon Hein and Sour did more of his Gary impression talking about his love for Jon.
Howard played a phony phone call to a radio show that Richard made where fireworks and a parade interrupted him as he was talking. They went to break after that.
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Howard said that he has Caitlyn on the phone actually. He picked up on fake Caitlyn Jenner who said she's at the RNC. She said a couple of queers just walked in and yelled at them to read the bible. She said she doesn't like gays.
Howard moved on to talk to fake Caitlyn about Donald Trump. Caitlyn said that Trump's agenda is like her daughters, it mostly just fucks the blacks.
Howard wished Caitlyn luck there at the RNC. She said that the Koch brothers are going to have her do a Cleveland steamer. Caitlyn mentioned her ''nut pussy'' before Howard let her go. Howard let her go a short time later. Robin said that was nice having her there.
The next cough clip was either Beetlejuice, Elephant Boy or Blue Iris. Patrick said he thinks it's a woman. He said that he'll go with Blue Iris. He was right.
The next cough was either Chyna, Carol Miller or Rappin' Granny. Patrick said he's going with Chyna. Howard played it a few times. Patrick was right again.
Howard played the next cough clip and it was either William Shatner, Evil Dave or Jeff the Drunk. Patrick said he's going to say it's Evil Dave. He was right again and won the $500. Howard said that guy is a weirdo. He asked Patrick what he'll buy with the money. Patrick said probably beer or something. Howard gave Kabbage a plug and put Patrick on hold. Howard said he loves that coughing game music. Fred had some playing while they were wrapping up.
Howard said that they can play some more. He played another clip and it was either, Benjy, Ass Napkin Ed or Gary the Conqueror. He played the wrong one and it was Gary the Conqueror.
Howard said that the next one is either Ralph, Gilbert Gottfried or Perez Hilton. It was Gilbert Gottfried. The next one was either Henry Hill, Joe Walsh or Brian Johnson. Howard said it was Henry Hill. He recognized it right away.
Howard played another one which was either Jeff the Drunk, Larry King or Danny Trejo. It was Jeff the Drunk. Howard said he can't stay alive much longer with that.
Howard played another one and said it's either James Brown, Leon Spinks or Joe Frazier. It turned out to be Joe Frazier.
Howard had another one which was either Chaz Bono, Nicole Bass or Buck Angel. It was Nicole Bass. Robin was missing every one. She didn't get any right.
Howard played a cough which was either Kathy Griffin, Robin or Richard Simmons. Robin said it has to be Richard. Howard picked that too. They were right.
The last one was Riley Martin. They knew it before they even mentioned the choices. Howard asked what they think of the cough game. Robin said it's amazing how many coughs they have for the game. They went to break after that.
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Howard came back and said he heard a song by some guy named Dylan Wear. He said he was covering Rockin in the Free World. Howard said he didn't hear it on vinyl but he heard it on the radio.
Howard said he saw Leslie Jones doing a bit with Seth Meyers recently. He said she was really funny. Howard said he thinks she's really funny. Robin said she's been getting beaten up on Twitter a lot. Robin told Howard what's been going on and how people are treating her sending her racist tweets and things.
Fred found that song Howard was talking about so he played it for him. Howard said he'd love to see someone go up to Leslie Jones in person and say those things to her. Howard said it would be a whole different story. Howard said he would behead people who made comments about him if he had the power.
Howard said he got an email from Inside Radio and the guy's name is Tom Taylor. Howard said they've done away with the radio column in most papers these days. He said they don't even have a TV section anymore. Howard said radio gets no respect. He said Tom Taylor gives it some respect. Howard read about what indecency fines are up to these days. Howard said he didn't think they cared about it anymore. Howard said you don't read about it anymore. Robin said they'd go after award shows. Howard said they were relentless with him. Howard read about what they were fining before the Janet Jackson thing and after. Sour Shoes, as Gary, interrupted and told Howard something he already knew about where the article was from. ''Gary'' said he was busy not listening to the show. Howard told him to try to listen to the show because he is the producer.
Howard said they should do some news. They played Robin into it with a song parody. Howard said it used to drive him crazy when they got fined. Howard said Spanish stations were doing their show in Spanish and they never got fined. Howard said that was racist.
Howard took a call from a guy who was calling in from his car with his window open. The caller said he will pull over. He said Howard was ranked as the funniest radio host by Rankers.com. Howard said of course. He said all the big web sites say they're the funniest. The caller said Bobo posted that on Twitter.
''Gary'' interrupted again and mentioned the Leslie Jones story again and said he didn't hear it because he had Jon Hein's cock in his ear. Howard said that can't happen again. ''Gary'' told him he should start the news because it is 10:19. Howard said they'll do that. He said he was in a Hall & Oates chat room so he didn't hear that part of the show.
Robin read a story about Bradley Cooper has a new girlfriend. Howard said she's not so new. Robin said she's just finding out about her. She said she had a strange tinfoil thing on her head. Howard said he thinks she may have been doing a hair treatment or something. Robin said that never occurred to her. Robin said that is pretty wild. She said that would explain a lot.
Robin read a story about someone who came down with Zika after just caring for someone who had Zika. Robin said the person has recovered but they did come down with symptoms of the disease. Howard asked if he cold have been bitten too. Howard said maybe it was spread by a mosquito or someone else spread it to that person. Robin said there was only one person with it in Utah.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's wondering if Sour could call Gary's wife and have a conversation with her as Gary and she wouldn't know. Howard said he thinks that could happen. ''Gary'' got on the microphone and said he can't deal with that right now in his private life. He said his private life is at a ''noine'' right now.
Robin read a story about Bill Cosby being almost totally blind. Howard asked if they're saying that for sympathy. Robin said they might be doing this for that. Robin said they say that he has had this problem for a long time now. Howard said he would sit down with Cosby if he were his publicist and tell him to play up the blind angle. Howard said he's so blind that he just raped his couch. Robin said he's now confined to his Pennsylvania home. Robin said his wife is sticking by him. ''Gary'' interrupted again and said that there are 1299 cases of Zika in this country right now. Howard said they just talked about that.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she wants to talk about Bernie Sanders and how he wants to contest the convention. She said he only endorsed her so he could get up and speak there. Howard played some audio of fake Bernie making some wacky comments. The caller said there is still a campaign left for Bernie. Howard argued that there isn't and hung up on the caller a short time later.
Howard played a clip of Bernie Sanders calling Wolf Blitzer ''Jake'' over and over again during an interview. Howard said he was corrected and he kept saying Jake. Howard and Robin spent a little more time talking about Bernie.
Robin started to do a story but Sour Shoes as Gary interrupted again. Howard did a live commercial read for Avion Tequila. He asked Sour Shoes about drinking. Gary said he brings about noine bottles to a party. He did the Gary impression for a few minutes. He was clearing his throat a lot and smacking his lips like Gary.
Robin got back to her news and read a story about Bill Cosby suing one of his accusers. Robin said a judge has said the suit can go forward.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if Beetlejuice has the Zika virus. Howard said he isn't sure how he got the little head. He said he doesn't think Zika was around back then. He said there have been less little headed people since he was born. Howard said now the Zika is bringing it back. He said he's hoping for more of them to come around now. Howard let the caller go a short time later.
Howard took another call from a guy who said he wants to talk about the new Ghostbusters movie. Howard said he thought he heard him say the N-word the way he said ''new ghost...'' The caller said there is a Baba Booey at the end of the movie. Howard said he heard about that.
Robin read a story about FOX News talking about removing Roger Ailes. Robin said they say that Rupert Murdoch is turning over running the empire to his children and they're not big fans of Roger. Robin said there are some sexual harassment lawsuits going on too. Robin said Roger is 76 years old. Howard said he doesn't care, he knows how to run that channel. He asked why they would remove him. Howard said the kids don't know what it's like to run the channel. Robin said they say that Gretchen Carlson's suit has set this off.
Sour Shoes, as Gary, interrupted Howard and said that there was a big Baba Booey in Ghostbusters. Howard said they just talked about that. ''Gary'' said they were trying to work back there and he was talking so much he didn't know. Howard said if he had been listening he would have known. Gary said he just read online that Bill Cosby has gone blind. Howard said they did that story a few minutes ago too. Howard said he has problems listening to the show. Howard said he missed what they were saying.
Robin said she's still amazed by the speakers who are at the RNC. Robin said that Willie Robinson from Duck Dynasty was a speaker there. Robin had some clips of him speaking there. Robin had some audio of Scott Baio and other ''celebrities'' speaking too.
Sour Shoes interrupted and said in 1989 Charles in Charge had a ''noine point noine'' rating. Then he asked ''Where am I?'' He said he's also listening to Lucas' EDM song. Howard said maybe he should listen to the show sometimes. ''Gary'' asked ''You have a show?''
Howard took a call from a guy, Balls, whose phone connection sounded really bad. Howard said all of the calls today sound bad. Balls said he liked Mila Kunis today. Howard said she is such a beauty. Balls said he'd give an arm and a leg to drop a load on her squish mitten. Howard said no wonder women love us. He said she really is super hot though. Howard told him to keep making up those names. Balls said he just turned 40. Howard said he was a dynamo in his 40s. He said he's busy just trying to pee and sleep through the night now.
Sour Shoes as Gary interrupted again and said Nick Cannon has been acting odd lately with the turban on his head. Howard said that happened on the show yesterday. Gary said he was busy talking to Ross about which Bruce Springsteen song to play.
Robin had some audio of Steve King making some controversial comments. Robin and Howard talked about that for a short time.
Sour Shoes as Gary interrupted again and said that Scott Baio spoke at the RNC last night. Howard said they just talked about that. Gary said he's sorry but Jon Hein was flashing his big tits around so he was distracted.
Robin had some audio of Bob Dole talking about Mike Pence and what a fan he is. Howard said he was lifted on to stage by a black guy and he was the only black guy there.
Robin read a story about Melania Trump being the big draw at the convention last night. Howard said she looked beautiful. Robin said she spoke very well too. Robin had some clips. Howard said he's having a Heidi Klum flashback. Howard said it would have been great if she was carried on stage by Beetlejuice. Robin had some audio of her making her speech and she claims she didn't plagiarize it even though people were claiming she did. Robin said they are calling for whoever did write that speech to step down. Howard said he thought she did fine. Howard had ''Melania'' on the phone. He picked up on her but gave up after about 3 seconds.
Sour Shoes as Gary asked Howard to keep it down because he's trying to take a nap. He told Howard about some games and guests he was trying to book but they had already had them on the show. ''Gary'' said he was busy talking to Michael Rapaport about fantasy football so he was distracted and didn't know.
Robin said Stephen Colbert had Jon Stewart on Late Night last night. Howard said he likes what Jon is doing with animals now. Howard said he's taking in animals. He said he always dug Jon. He said he doesn't have a dark side like some of the people around there. Robin had some audio from Late Show with Stephen Colbert where Jon Stewart visited.
Robin read about Donald Trump floating a conspiracy theory about President Obama. Robin said he's saying he's not sure the President is really against the violence against the police. Robin said he says there's something about his body language that isn't right. Robin had some audio of Trump talking about that.
Robin read a story about a new book that's out about David Bowie. Howard said he just downloaded it. He said the guy who wrote it worked for Rolling Stone and he thinks he slammed him a few years ago. Howard said it was a whole fucking thing. He said he was sitting there ready to download and he wasn't sure if he should do it or not. Howard said he did download it because it's about Bowie and Rob Sheffield is a good writer.
Robin asked if Howard saw the Bowie documentary called 5 years. Howard said he probably did. He said he watches everything about Bowie.
Robin said that Amy Schumer has revealed that she was raped. Robin said that she claims that her first experience wasn't consensual. Howard said she should reveal that on their show. Robin said they haven't seen her lately. Howard said they were one of the first to put her on in a regular basis. He said she should come in there to do it. Sour Shoes was still doing bits as Gary and interrupting with his lunch order. Howard said they're still doing a show. ''Gary'' said ''What show?'' Robin wrapped up and Howard ended the show around 11:05am.
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Howard started the show talking about the opening theme song and how he wishes he could have come up with a cool name like Rob Zombie.
Howard had Underdog Lady telling them who is on the show today. She announced that Gwen Stefani will be in. Robin asked if she can get up for that. Howard said she's not a real announcer. Howard said he's very excited that Gwen is coming in. Howard said he thinks everyone hates him but it turns out she must not. Howard said she told Gary she doesn't hate him. Robin said he thinks this all the time and makes stuff up. Howard said he's so paranoid. He said he always thinks people don't like him. Robin said he's done that with J-Lo too. Howard said he doesn't think she likes him. She said something nasty about him. Howard said he's not sure if that was just in his head. JD said she was on Watch What Happens Live and said she wouldn't have sex with him. Howard said that's normal and the right answer. Howard said he met J-Lo at a wedding and she was married to Marc Anthony at the time. He said she kept backing up like when the villagers saw Frankenstein. Howard said Bill Clinton turned his back on him at a fund raiser once. He said he was back stage talking to Bon Jovi and Clinton turned his back on him and didn't say hi. He said then he heard he was a fan of the show. Howard said he just thinks everyone has a problem with him. Howard said his sense of reality was gone years ago.
Howard said Gwen has a fascinating life and he'll be talking to her about that. Howard said he has to talk about the death of Garry Marshall. Howard said he was very nice to him. Robin said he created Happy Days. Howard said he started out as a joke writer and worked on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Howard said he wrote for Make Room For Daddy, Lucy's show, the Dick Van Dyke Show and more. Howard said he adapted The Odd Couple for TV too. Howard said he wrote the pilot for Happy Days. He said Ron Howard got his start doing that. That led to Laverne and Shirley and then Mork and Mindy and Joanie Loves Chachi. Howard said now Scott Baio is a speaker at the RNC.
Howard talked about other things that Marshall did over the years. He directed Pretty Woman and many other things. Howard said they have had Garry on the show. He said in addition to all of that Garry did something personally for him. He said when he was working on Private Parts he would talk to Garry and he would answer questions for him. He said Ivan Reitman stepped in and figured it all out. Howard said he had like 20 some drafts before that. He said Garry would take his calls and give advice. Howard said he once sent him a guitar effect pedal thing as a gift. He said he has a binder he gave him for Private Parts too. Howard said Garry was 81 years old. He said he has 3 kids and six grand kids. Howard said it's sad that he's gone.
Howard played a clip of Jon Hein singing the theme from Laverne and Shirley. Howard said that's some delivery. Howard wondered what he was thinking putting him on the radio. Howard said he thought he'd be a good guy on radio. He said just listen to that delivery though. He played the clip over and over and goofed on Jon's awful delivery. Robin said maybe he should have doubled that.
Howard said when he heard that he knew he had to give Jon a job. Fred played it doubled up. Howard said there you go. He said he's a ball of energy and a ball of Cholesterol all rolled into one. Howard said he hasn't heard a delivery like that since he gave wallpaper a job there. Robin said maybe Jon and Suzanne Muldowney should do a show together.
After that Howard said he loves the way the woman says her mother listens to that show. Howard said she's probably the only one listening.
Howard took a call from Spoken Word Jon Hein who was doing a tribute to Garry Marshall. the guys in the back were playing clips of Jon talking about Jumping the Shark. Howard said his web site is owed to Garry Marshall. They had Jon saying ''Yes Sir'' and not much else. Howard asked him to do the tribute to Garry again. They had Jon talking about Fonzie jumping the shark again. Howard asked if he likes having sex with Gary Dell'Abate. They had Jon say ''yes sir.'' Howard asked a few more questions and they kept playing ''Yes sir.''
Howard said he might as well play this now that he's talking about Jon Hein. Howard said Jon has a TV show. Robin said it's a sports show. Howard said his partner on the air says ''Hit 'em with the Hein.'' Gary said Jason actually started it back there in the office. Gary said it really annoys Jon. Howard said Jon hates it. Howard said it's getting on the air now and Jon really hates that. Howard asked Jason when he started doing that to Jon. Jason said it was a few months ago. He said Jon leaves at the same time every day to do the TV show. He said it became a thing and got more and more annoying. Howard said if he lets on that it annoys him then it makes it worse.
Howard asked Jason if he thought he would forget about it or something. Jason said he thinks Jon thinks if he ignores it then it will go away. Howard asked if he emailed his co-host to do it to him on the show. Jason said he thought it would be funny.
Howard said he heard JD hates the whole thing. JD said Jason thinks that it's the new Baba Booey so he wants it out there. Jason said that's not true. Howard said JD hates it. JD said Jason thinks it's a big thing but it's just one guy who picked up on it.
Howard said that this guy Ryan Shuling picked up on it and used it on the air on some show. Jason said that JD is trying to keep this off the air. Howard played the clip so they could get that out of the way. In the clip this guy Jeff Moss calls in and does the ''Hit 'em with the Hein!'' thing. Howard asked if Jason is doing it because Jon is so low energy. Jason said that's it. Jason said he has to be all worked up to do his show so he does that for him.
Gary said Shuli told him that whenever he interviews JD about Jon Hein he won't comment. Jason said Jon has some weird hold over JD. Howard said he got a note about Jon staring at his computer out there because he hates this.
Howard asked what's up with Jason and Jon. Jason said it's so funny to him. He said it means nothing but it makes Jon so angry.
Jon came in and Howard said he doesn't look happy. Jon said he's not left with much of a choice with this. He said if it gets people knowing who he is he's okay with it. Jason said that's not true. He said one of their production assistants said it and he turned to him asking what that even means. Jon said that Nik Ruckert is the guy who came up with it. Jason said that he asked not to come in with it. He said that Nik started it and he kept it going. Howard asked if he forgets to say it some days. Jon said he does but he'll just walk out.
Howard said he thinks that Jason is saying that he should hit them with the Hein energy because he's so even tempered.
Jason said his wife asked why he was being so mean to Jon and he said he's not calling him names. He said it's just nonsense. He said it just amuses the crap out of him. Robin asked why Jon hates it. Jon said he gets it now and he never should have led on that it annoyed him. Howard said he should come up with something that should annoy Jason.
Gary said Jason and Jon like each other but Jon sees Jason as an annoying gnat. He said he does anything to get under his skin. Howard said he hates seeing two pear shaped men fighting like that. Howard said he doesn't think that Jon really likes Jason. Jon said he hates people who get off on just annoying the fuck out of people. Howard said he thinks that Jon could just clobber the fuck out of him. Jon said he could have hit him with the Hein many times if they weren't at work. Jon said the fifth time he heard that he really wanted to hit him with the Hein.
Howard asked if Jason and JD are good friends. Jon said they really are. He said he and JD are very close. Howard asked JD about that. JD said he really likes Jon too. Jon said that he and JD go out to dinner with Ronnie often. Howard asked about people hanging around his desk. Jon said that his desk is near Gary's office too so he's sort of the waiting area.
Jason said that if Jon is late to work he'll call JD and JD will leave him on speaker for like an hour. Gary said Jon is also the only guy who has been near JD's apartment. JD said he's only been to the building but not inside. Howard asked if Jon feels more fatherly to JD. Jon said they're both into TV and sports and they have a lot in common. He said they've been friends for a long time. Howard said that's shocking. Robin said maybe it has to do with the fantasy football thing. Jon said that's part of it. He said they are sports fans in general too. Howard said he got a note saying they have fought over sports. Jon explained that.
Jason said that Jon has turned his back on JD at times so he thinks that JD is afraid of losing him as a friend. Gary said sometimes they'll argue over teams that compete against each other. Gary told Howard what they'll argue about and how they'll fight about jinxing each other.
Howard said there is nothing more competitive than sitting and watching sports. Howard said he didn't know Jon and JD were so close. He asked if Jon and Gary are closer. Jon said they are but JD is close. Jason said it's such a weird thing between them. He said it's almost like an act they're doing. JD said he didn't know Jason was so obsessed over it. Jon said next to food Jason finds him most fascinating.
Howard asked if JD would ever say ''Hit him with the Hein.'' Jason said no way. Howard asked if he'd do it for money. JD said he'd do it for 5 grand. Jon said ''Thanks friend.'' JD said he can't see himself doing it anytime soon. Howard said he won't do that to JD. Robin said he'd lose a friend.
Jason said Jon can't stand being told what to do by anyone. He said he's a professional and he doesn't like being told what to do. He said the new TV show has him being told what to do with his facial hair and all of that. Howard said he has to wear that beard until Ryan Fitzpatrick signs with the Jets. Jon said he thinks it'll be decided in the next few weeks.
Howard asked if JD brings his girlfriend on the dates they go on. Jon said he does. He said she does more of the talking but they're very comfortable with each other. He said they hold hands and all of that. Howard said Ronnie is like 42 years older than his girlfriend. He said JD has his first girlfriend so that must be awkward. Jon said it's fun. Howard said he can just imagine what that must be like going out with all of them. Jon said JD and his girlfriend are really in love. He said they're great together.
Howard said this is JD's first real girlfriend. Jon said she's great. He said they hang out with Richard and his wife too. Jason said that she's a great girl too. He said she's normal. He said JD has had other girls who were kind of weird like JD. Howard said JD had a long dry spell between girlfriends. He had one girl early and then nothing until he got on the show. Howard said he's glad he got one. He said it made him kind of normal.
Jon talked about Ronnie and Stephanie a little bit too. Jason said things are good now but when he drops dead Stephanie will have nothing. He said it's a legal issue at this point. Howard said he has to marry her or something. Jason said it's called being an adult. Jon said you can see why Ronnie, JD and him don't like hanging out with Jason.
Howard asked Jason about his weight and found out he's wearing pains with a stretch panel in them. That got Jon Hein laughing. Jason said that's coming from a guy wearing a picnic table cover. Jason said he joined Weight Watchers and he's trying. He said he has talked to other people who have lost weight on that. Jason said he's been doing it about 2 weeks. He said he's keeping track to figure out his points per day. Howard asked if he goes to meetings. Jason said you do it all online now. Howard said they used to shame you into losing weight by weighing you in front of everyone. Howard said they'd do it in front of the other ladies. Jason said that would be so embarrassing. Jason said he'll look into it to find out if they still do that.
Jason said he went to the doctor and got some blood work back that was okay but not great. He said it was in the middle area. He said that he figured he should do something. Jason said he used to have an old doctor who would tell him everything was perfect so he didn't change. He said the new doctor isn't so forgiving. He said he's trying to take it more seriously now. Howard said we'll see what happens. Jason said he knows what will happen. He's going to go ''Hit him with the Heiiiiiiiin!'' Howard let them go and went to break after that.
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Howard took a call from Speech Impediment Man who asked if he would like to go Israel sometime to see his forefathers. Howard said no. Howard said his Jewish forefathers were in Germany and Austria. Howard said he loves Israel but he won't go there. He said it's a fear he grew up with. He said every minute he thinks about growing up in the black neighborhood and having his mother tell him about the Holocaust. Howard said those were his bed time stories. Howard said he became very afraid of the world and the people in it. Howard said he doesn't like seeing new cultures.
Robin asked if he's gone out of the country for anything but work. Howard said he went to France for Cannes. He said he went to Monaco once. He said he's been to England maybe 3 times for work. Howard said he's ushered around by people and he's not alone. Howard said he feels safest in the hotel rooms. Howard said he doesn't see people at all in those countries and he's comfortable with that. Howard said he'll go to Mexico but those places are like America. He said you're in a resort and you think you're in Palm Beach. Howard said he feels safest in America. He said all of his fears have been proven true. Robin said they have not. Robin said not everyone dies. Howard said he was smart for not going to France.
Howard said he has friends who tell him to go to Italy but he won't go. He said he loves painting but he won't go to see what's going on there. Howard said his parents have traveled the world. He said they've gone to Israel. He said they're not afraid of the world. He said he is. He took what they told him and multiplied it by 10. He said that they could have left out those stories of family being killed.
Howard did impressions of his parents telling him their childhood horror stories. Howard said his mother told him she shared underpants. Howard had his dad telling him about his parents and how 3 of the 4 kids died. Howard asked what they died from and his dad said they just died. Then they moved to America and had 3 more kids. Howard said his dad got scarlet fever and almost died. Howard asked when the story gets good. He said he's not going to Europe. He said people die there. Howard said he's petrified.
Howard said his dad's first toy was a piece of dog shit. Howard said his mother had a dog and they don't know what happened to it. Howard said he is petrified over this stuff. Robin said maybe he should confront these things. Howard said he should but he's not comfortable confronting them. Howard said he thinks it's great that Israel took a dessert and turned it into some place you can live in. Howard said his kids have gone around the world but he can't do it. He said they don't have the fear that he does. He didn't tell them stories like his parents did. Howard said if Ronnie can't drive there then he's not going.
Speech Impediment Man asked what he'll do when he retires. Howard said in 4 years he's going to leave and go off into the sunset. He said that he'll sit at home with his wife staring at the wall. Howard said he can create fantasies on his own. Howard said he has traveled around the country and he's seen it. Robin asked if he wants to see more. Howard said he's seen enough. He said he doesn't want to visit. Howard said he's seen small towns and it's really not that different. Howard said that things are all the same basically. Robin said the California coast line is beautiful. Howard said so are the Hampton's. He said it's so repetitive. Robin said it's so diverse. Howard said it's over rated to him. He said he'd rather be at home where he has all of his stuff.
Howard said he got a better copy of Star Trek and watched that. He said they take you to other worlds and he's seen it all in that. Howard said the new Star Trek movie is fucking excellent. He said it's like an old Star Trek episode but with a budget. Howard said he sent JJ Abrams a note saying he really knows how to make a movie. Howard said he loves TV. He said he gets to go around the world watching The Bachelor.
Speech Impediment Man said he likes the show Vinyl. Howard said he read the book about Mick Jagger by Rich Cohen and poor Mick hates Keith Richards. Howard said the two of them just can't get along. Howard said Mick has tried to have a solo career. Howard said he wants something else. He said the Vinyl project was on HBO and it had to be a hit but it tanked. Howard said now Mick is stuck with Keith Richards. Howard said it's so funny because Mick has it all but he can't stomach Keith.
Speech Impediment Man said he has to get away from his kids. He said he's having his 8th soon. Howard said some people say it's selfish because Mick is 72. Robin said he hasn't lived with most of his kids. Speech Impediment Man asked how many times he's been married. Howard thought of at least two.
Howard said there are so many great Rolling Stones songs. Speech Impediment Man threw out something and threw Howard off. Howard said he never thought he'd have a radio show where land mines would be thrown out there. Howard said the Rolling Stones had a period of time when they were free to write whatever they wanted and they were brilliant. Howard said the two of them just can't get along though.
Howard said they have Gwen Stefani coming in and she went solo and was even better. He said that's what Mick Jagger wants. Howard said he doesn't want to do it with Keith. Howard said Keith did his solo thing and it was good.
Speech Impediment Man asked if he would rather interview Keith and Mick or Robert Plant and Jimmy Page. Howard said he'd rather interview Mick and Keith. Howard said the Stones live up to the nickname ''The world's greatest rock band.'' Howard said Zeppelin is great too. Speech Impediment Man said he saw a Zeppelin cover band over the weekend and they were great. Howard had Fred do his impression of Speech Impediment Man for a couple of seconds before letting him go. They goofed on Speech Impediment Man for a minute after letting him go. Howard said with Speech Impediment Man he thinks he's a sweet man but who knows what he's up to. He could be beating dogs for all he knows. He said he seems sweet though.
Howard said that Scott Baio spoke on Monday night. Trump said they have more celebrities like that coming up. He said Jackie the Joke Man and Squirtle will be there among other 80s TV stars. Howard talked to him about his wife's speech and Trump asked Siri for something to speak about. Howard said he knows he has to go and thanked him for calling. The guys in the back kept playing good bye clips when Howard would say goodbye to him. They went to break after that.
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After playing the song Howard said he loved that she did that there. Howard said he thought it was maybe 2 years ago. He said it was actually 5. Howard said she said she would show her breasts if he showed his penis but that didn't go down well with him. He played a clip from the interview where she talked about that.
Howard said in the email people talked about how great Mila Kunis was on the show yesterday. Howard said someone wrote that he loves Mila more than JD loves his spoon collection. Howard said someone thought that she is a good mom too. Howard said he got that feeling too. He said she talked about how she does everything with her daughter. Howard said that's why he got that feeling. Howard said his mother didn't do anything with him. He said she would take him shopping for pants and not let him wear jeans.
Howard said a lot of people loved Sour Gary yesterday. Howard read some of the comments about Sour Shoes as Gary yesterday. A lot of people enjoyed that. Howard said a lot of people looked on the web at the video of Sour Shoes in his diaper. Robin said that was disturbing. Howard said a lot of people said that. He said they loved him as Gary but they were disturbed by the baby thing. Howard read a few comments about that.
Howard said he went from having a cartoon on MTV (Comedy Central) and now he's making Facebook videos. Yucko added ''...and comic books.'' Howard said they had a TV show and then turned it into a comic book. Howard said he knows he's busy so he doesn't want to keep him. Yucko said after they finished shooting they asked Erik where he wanted to go. He wanted to go to IHOP. He said he ate 9 pancakes after the mac and cheese. Howard asked if it's disgusting to watch. Yucko said he lost his appetite.
Howard asked how he's doing. Yucko said he's going to Comic-Con to make some videos. Howard said he's not saying anything that will make him money. Howard asked what else he's doing. Yucko said he's doing a signing at Golden Apple Comics. Robin said he's signing his comic book. Howard said you know he's going through that Brickleberry money. He said he heard that he got fat. He said Shuli told him. Yucko said he's the only person to move to L.A. and gets fat.
Howard took a call from Yucko's Career who said that he's got a Periscope show coming up and it's going to be awesome. He said someone's going to hit him with a Jooooob! one of these days.
Howard asked if Yucko is still living off the Brickleberry money. Yucko said he's fine. He said they're working on some pilots and stuff. He said there's no need to worry. Howard thanked him for the call. Yucko turned angry and said ''fuck you'' and honked his horn as Howard let him go.
Howard said he has a very interviewing phony phone call to play. Howard said they called Evil Dave with clips of himself. Howard said they told him that the real David Letterman wanted to talk to him and he doesn't seem to catch on. Howard said it's fascinating. Robin said this may be a good way to tell how you're doing mentally. Howard said if he did that with Robin she should be able to catch it.
Howard played the clip of Evil Dave getting the call from himself and thinking that it's David Letterman. In the clip Gary calls and tells Evil Dave that they have the real Dave there. They put him on the line and then play clips of Evil Dave talking to Evil Dave. Dave never catches on. Even after they played Dave telling him that it's a recording of himself. They went to break after that. As they went to break they played a ''Ronnie Mund School of Dating Etiquette'' bit.
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Howard came back and said he's very excited to have Gwen Stefani there. Howard said she's a judge on The Voice and she's had a very prosperous career. Gwen came in and said this is weird. Howard said it is. Howard said she's had 3 kids and her body is rock solid. Howard said that she has had to work at it over the years. Gwen said she just had a baby 2 years ago. She said she doesn't work at it as hard as she used to. Howard said she dresses great and looks great. Howard said she has it all going on. Howard said she's the lead singer and everyone is looking at her. Howard said it has to be tremendous pressure. Gwen said the exercise is a spiritual thing now. She said it's amazing to be in a place where you have somewhere to go. She said she's not thinking like that. She said she is just getting to a different place.
Howard said Gwen was chubby as a child and she became a swimmer to stay thin. Gwen said she didn't want to be fat. She said in her family history she's Italian and they had some weight issues. She said she didn't want to be that girl. She said she got on the swim team and she's had to work at it her whole life.
Howard said she didn't dream of being a rock star. He said that was her brother's dream. Gwen said she's not sure it was even his dream. Howard said her first concert was Emilou Harris. Gwen said her parents were really into music. She said that her dad played guitar and her mom was in a band with him. She said it was like a folk thing.
Howard asked if her life is crazy now. Gwen said she did a show last night and the kids were getting off the bus at like 2:30 in the morning. She said they were in Philly last night and she's doing Jones Beach tonight. She said this is the first time she's doing shows in 7 years.
Howard asked Gwen about being the lead singer of No Doubt and dating the bass player. Gwen said that he was a massive fan of Howard's back in the day. Howard asked if the band stays together and she's still working with him and she has a song about him is it weird. She said it's still weird. Howard said that song is ''Don't Speak'' and it's about breaking up with the bass player. Howard played some of the song. He asked if it's the best feeling to have a hit song like that. Gwen said Howard has to know that feeling. She said it's so unbelievable. She said that she had a run of tour, record, make a baby and repeat. She said that she went on that tour and she didn't plan on doing it. She said they had to do another No Doubt album and she had to lose like 50 pounds and she was exhausted. She said that she was so tired. She said she just wasn't the same after that. She was depleted. She said it took 3 years to do that next record.
Howard said her brother was really into music and he wanted to start a band. Gwen said her brother is like a genius art guy and he sat up all night drawing and doing things like that. He was a real artist. Howard said he was an animator for The Simpsons. Gwen said he did Ren and Stimpy too. She said he was a layout artist. She said he's so talented. She said it wasn't him that started the band. She said it was another guy who was into Ska music and he started it. Howard asked if she was known as a singer. She said she wasn't. She said that the first show they did was a talent show. She said they did a cover song. She said she had the lyrics on paper. She said her thing was making the dress. Gwen said that she was more about the dress. Fashion was big for her. Gwen said she didn't know anything about fashion. She said she was kind of anti-fashion.
Howard said she formed a band called Apple Core. Gwen said that's right. Howard asked if they were good. She said they were awesome in high school. Howard asked if she was popular in high school. Gwen said she wasn't. She said she was the chubby girl who grew up over the summer. She said she was a band geek. She said she wasn't unpopular. She said she was very passive. She said she wasn't bullied though. She said she was into people who liked music.
Howard asked if people were shocked she was up there singing. Gwen said she doesn't think anyone noticed her at all. She said it just happened. Howard asked if people were shocked that this happened. Gwen said they probably were.
Howard said Gwen really loved her parents. Gwen said she was very sheltered growing up. She said that it was kind of like the Brady Bunch with no divorce. Robin said it was like the perfect family. Gwen said it wasn't perfect but it was very good.
Howard said she's only been with like 3 men in her whole life. Howard said we think of women being with a lot of guys but she's really only been with 3. Howard said he figured she was having a wild life but she's really not. Gwen said her parents fell in love in high school and they just wanted to have kids. She said they were very supportive of their 4 kids.
Howard asked if the parents were supportive of her being in a band. Gwen said they thought it was just a hobby. She said that it was hard for her in school because she barely graduated. Howard said it was a hobby but she wasn't making money with it. Gwen said that her parents supported her but she had to pay for her own car and things like that. She said she worked at Dairy Queen and a department store. Howard said imagine you go to Dairy Queen and see No Doubt there. Howard said if she stayed here she'd be a manager now. Gwen said no way. She said she's not the manager type.
Howard said that Jimmy Iovine found the band. Howard said Gwen became the lead singer after the other one committed suicide. Gwen said that there was a guy in the band who said they needed keyboards in the band. She said she's still blown away by everything that's happened. She said that they used to listen to Howard back in the day and she's blown away that she's even sitting there.
Howard said the odds of having a hit song are so low. Howard said it has to be a huge thing. Gwen said it's insane that Howard made it where he did. Howard said he's an alien so that's why that happened.
Howard said it sounds like the band name wasn't even thought about that much. Gwen said that they did think about it quite a bit. She said she wasn't a big part of the decision making. Howard said the lead singer kills himself and she must have been shocked. She said she was. Gwen said that he shot himself. She said she's not sure where he got the gun or anything and it came out of nowhere.
Howard asked if she was uncomfortable going up and singing. Gwen said she was fine on stage. She said she just did it. Howard asked if she felt any guilt. She said it wasn't like that. She said it was over a long period of time. Gwen said this guy in the band got his girlfriend pregnant and he had to leave so she just did it herself. She said that you have this thing where you just connect. She said that she was connecting with people and it felt so good.
Gwen said that she and Tony were in love. She said that she had to keep that hidden from the rest of the band. She said when the guy died they all found out about it. She said her brother was her best friend and they did everything together so everything was weird. Howard said it must have been exciting too. He said it's like forbidden love. Gwen said it wasn't about that for her. She said that they were already a band and Tony came in to audition. She said as soon as he got out of the car she was in love with him. She said she doesn't know why. She said he was a really funny guy. Howard asked if things are normal now. Gwen said there have been so many variations and evolution. Howard wondered if he regrets not staying with her. Howard said that the success may have caused it. Gwen said she doesn't think he has regrets. She said it wasn't meant to be. She said she has an obsessive nature and she was obsessed with him.
Howard said it has to be hard for a guy in a band to stay with one person. Gwen said it really is. She said the guys were excited about getting girls and being in a band and she didn't have that so that's what broke them up.
Gwen said that the were doing everything together and the last straw came when they were doing a show at a place that became a strip club. She said that they were in the scene of Ska. She said they almost always played for a lot of people. It's like a built in scene for those kind of shows. She said once they were out on tour they'd play for like 5 people.
Howard asked how Jimmy Iovine found them. Gwen said it was so long ago that she's trying to remember. She said her brother was doing the bulk of the writing but she'd write with him. She said they'd do rehearsals all day long and he would stay up all night writing more songs.
Howard said the first two albums weren't hits. Her brother decided to leave the band and go animate The Simpsons. Gwen said he wanted to go back to school. She said they were destroyed by that. Howard said that he would think for her that would really hurt. Howard said today if she was starting out she'd be a solo act. Howard said everyone today is doing their own thing. Gwen said she was so naive that she's not sure she could do that. Howard asked if her brother quit because of the money. Gwen said it wasn't about that. She said he had to compromise with the record company and all of that. Howard said he respects people like that. Gwen said it's hard to describe what he's like. Howard said it sounds like he's a hippy. Gwen said it's not even that. She said he's very eccentric.
Howard said it really starts to happen on the third album called ''Tragic Kingdom''. Howard said her brother leaves the band around that time. Gwen said that Tony broke up with her around that time too. Howard said he thinks Tony must regret breaking up with her. Gwen said she doesn't think so. She said she thinks that things have worked out really well for him.
Howard asked if they had to work things out after the hit album. Gwen said it never felt like a business was taking off. She said the evolution was really slow. She said that they were the opposite of popular music. Howard said the song ''Just a Girl'' was her singing about asking her father not to be so tough on her. Gwen said that Tony left her and Eric left the band and then she just started writing songs. She said she didn't know what she was doing. Gwen said she just found a focus and a power. She said it came from heartbreak. She said it just came out of her. Gwen said that she wrote some stuff and called Tony to listen to this really mean song about him that she wrote.
Howard asked Gwen where she was when the song came out. Gwen said she remembers writing stuff and feeling empowered. She said it really changed her a lot.
Howard played some of Gwen's song ''Just a Girl'' and asked if this put them on the map. Gwen said it did. She told Howard about the song and how weird it was to have this power. She said that she remembers driving and her dad being worried about her and worrying about herself. She said she just wrote the song and never thought anyone would hear it.
Howard said that Billy Joel has talked about how he won't do certain songs because he's heard them too much. He asked if Gwen has that. Howard said she stopped doing No Doubt songs for a while. Now she's doing them again. Gwen said the band is fine with it. She said that she hadn't toured in 7 years and she's not sure if she'll ever do it again so she wants to do something that represents her where she is now in her life. She said it felt weird not to do songs that she wrote. Howard asked if she went to the band and asked for their blessing. Gwen said she thinks they're so grown they just do their own thing and it's understood. She said they all have families now.
Howard asked if she ever brings the kids to the shows. Gwen said they're just seeing her now as Gwen on stage. She said years ago when she wasn't doing anything the kids would tell her she needs to have a hit. When she did have a hit her son didn't react the way she thought he would.
Howard said it's a very different you when you're on stage. Howard said it's a freaky thing to see that. Howard said you want to keep them away from that. Gwen said they've been exposed to so much though. She said that her son was photographed just about every day of his life. She said he's used to that part of it. Gwen said her son wanted to go to a meet and greet and she wasn't sure he should go. She said it worked out though. Gwen said a girl showed up with Multiple Sclerosis and she was explaining how you can help other people by using your god given gift. She said Howard has kids so what's it like for them. Howard said it's not easy for them. He said he has 3 daughters. He said they're in Witness Protection and he can't find them. He said a lot of times he would be appearing and he'd want the kids to see him but you have to keep that in check. Gwen said you really do. She said that she asked Kingston to just hang out in the bus and never see the show again. She said she doesn't want him to have to watch the show.
Howard said it has to be tough for kids growing up with a famous parent. Gwen said she got to talk to Stella McCarntney and Mick Jagger's daughter about what it was like for them. Howard asked how they dealt with that. Gwen said she thinks they just had good parents.
Howard went over some of the big hits Gwen had with No Doubt. Howard asked where she was when she had the first big hit. Gwen said they'd call into shows and ask them to play their songs. She said she remembers going on tour for the first time and how it never stopped. Howard said her brother must be upset that he left and they became a huge hit. Gwen said her brother really doesn't care. She said she'll introduce him some day and he'll see why.
Howard said the fourth album comes out and there are no big hits out of that. Gwen said she was just writing and not editing herself. She said she didn't realize she had to do that. She said she'd write the songs with the band because she doesn't play. Howard asked if she regrets that. Gwen said she does. She said that she wrote Simple Life on the guitar and she's not sure how she did it. She said Howard plays a little bit. Howard said it is just a little bit.
Howard asked if she feels she has to stay in touch with the younger generation with music. Gwen said not really. She said she hears stuff that her kids like but that's not what it's about. Howard said the whole divorce was so public. Howard said that it leads to great music but it's tough. Gwen said she knows Howard went through the same thing and he knows what she's been through. Howard said he does. Gwen said making Rock Steady was a triumph. She said that's what she needed. She said she collaborated with a bunch of people including Prince and Dave Stewart. Howard asked if she felt Prince was hitting on her at all. Gwen said she wishes. She said that he wasn't coming on to her. Gwen said that she was so honored that he called her. She said the fact that she was even in his brain is an honor.
Howard asked what she called him when she worked with him. Gwen said she's not sure. She may not have called him anything.
Gwen told Howard about writing ''Waiting Room'' with Prince and how he told her he had to rewrite it. She said she got to his studio and he was super sweet showing them around. Howard asked if they speak the same language musically at all. Gwen said he's on a whole other level. Howard asked if he played the new song for her. Gwen said he did and it was almost like the Batman soundtrack. She said that version of Waiting Room is what he played. She said she went into the booth and stayed in there for like 8 hours. She said that it was one harmony after another that he'd feed to her and she'd sing it back. She said she's not even that good of a singer. Howard said he doesn't think her songs are that easy to sing. She said she doesn't have a big range. She said she can sing in tune but it's not a big range.
Howard asked how long the recording session was. Gwen said it felt like a couple of days non stop. She said she stayed in touch with him over the years. She said she was so nervous one night that she performed with him. She said that he was probably wondering what he was thinking performing with her. Gwen said Prince did tell her some interesting things. Howard said he thinks that she could have been Mrs. The Artist. Gwen said she was too much of a fan and she was too intimidated.
Howard asked if she was single at the time. Gwen said she's hardly ever single. She said Tony broke up with her and she was out of that for like a year. Howard asked if she ever had a weak moment with Tony while they were on the road. Gwen said when someone isn't attracted to you then it's hard. She said she was in a band with him and it was a phenomenon. She said that she'd see girls dressing like her and looking like her. They were called Gwenabees. Then she'd see her ex-boyfriend with a girl who looked like her on his lap. She said she wondered why this was happening to her.
Howard said it's amazing that Joe Parry and Steven Tyler can't get along but they stay together. Gwen said that they did it too. She said they loved the music and loved the band. She said she loved Tony so much that she was fine with just having a friendship with him.
Howard said Gwen came out with ''Hey Baby'' and it was nominated for a Grammy but didn't win. Gwen said she did win a Grammy for something. Gary told Howard that they did win for that. Gwen said the whole thing is just crazy. She said she can't believe they even went to the Grammys.
Howard said she did a song with Pharrell. Howard played some of that song. Howard asked if she went out and bought a bunch of stuff when she made some money. Gwen said that she would go on tour for like 2 years and come home and her parents had all of this stuff they saved up for her. She said they were all over the world playing. She said it was exhausting. Gwen said they would work so hard and they loved it. Gwen said she moved to L.A. and her sister lived with her for a while. She said they had so much fun.
Howard played more songs and said they had a ton of hits. Howard asked Gwen about trying to get into acting too. Gwen said she auditioned for Mr. and Mrs. Smith and she feels like she almost got it. Howard said that can upset the band. Howard said Mick Jagger wanted to be an actor. Howard said David Bowie did too. Howard said you have to focus on the band. Gwen said she did a movie with Martin Scorsese. She said she got her toes wet with him. Howard asked if she was upset that she didn't get Mr. and Mrs. Smith. She said she knew Brad Pitt was involved and she would have loved that. She said it happened as it should.
Howard asked how she met Gavin. Gwen said when they were mixing Tragic Kingdom they went to work on it and they put them on tour with Bush. She said they didn't fit with them but they went out and did their thing and they were opening for Bush for 15 minutes. She said they were so excited doing it and that's when she met Gavin. Howard asked if it was love at first sight with Gavin. Gwen said it wasn't like that. She said she went with Tony to the show and Gavin invited her or something. She said she met Gavin and she saw him and thought what a man he was. She said that it wasn't that kind of feeling she had with Tony but she was in a rebellious place. She said that she had this new found power of song writing and all of that. She said she was in a crazy place. She said then Gavin got her phone number. She said she thinks he stalked her.
Howard said he was driving around one night and saw the two of them walking down the street outside the Trump building. Howard said he thought that was a big power couple. Howard said that Tony was her first and then she's with Gavin and she marries him. Gwen said she remembers what Howard is talking about seeing her out. Howard said he saw it go down at the time. Gwen said that was their first Paparazzi moment. Howard said he was in a big limo and he was looking out and saw them walking. Howard said he was like ''Whoa.'' He said that he knew Gavin a little bit somehow. Howard said he thinks he was on the show and he interviewed him there. Howard said he still emails him. Howard said he didn't even know how to email him after the whole thing went down. Howard said it was very mind blowing that they broke up. He said he thought of them as a great couple. Howard said he thought of a Paul McCarntney song where he sings about taking your lucky break and breaking it in two. Howard said he thought they were great together. Gwen said he's going to get her going there.
Howard said he's so sorry that it all went down. Howard said it's tough. Gwen said it's been an unbelievable journey. She said that it really did rock her world. She said that her parents never had anything like that. She said they were helping her with the whole thing. Howard asked if she got bitter toward men because of that. Gwen said not toward men. She said she wondered why she was so unlucky in love. She said she has so much love in her. She said he's going to make her cry. Gwen said she remembers seeing Howard with Gavin and he really liked Howard. She said she doesn't want confrontation and she was afraid to come on the show. She said she was having a good time today being there.
Howard said he saw them at the Brad Grey wedding and he didn't think she wanted to talk to him. Gwen said she was scared of him a little bit. She said she thinks Howard is amazing though. She said they listen to Howard from when she was a kid. She said it's been her whole life.
Howard said going solo can be tough. He asked her what that was like for her. Gwen said it was great working with these other artists. She said that it was her favorite stuff she ever did when she was collaborating. She said that she thinks that all of this stuff just comes from God. Howard asked if she's religious. She said she guesses she is. She said she wanted to do music that wasn't Ska or punk or whatever. Howard asked how she got into the collaborating thing. Gwen said that Tony knew she wanted to do something like this and he wanted to produce it. Gwen said these days with pop stars you work with writers and choose your songs. She said she wanted to write her own stuff. She said for her everything is about her story and sharing it. She said the pressure to go in the studio on her own with these masters of the moment was so big.
Howard said the solo songs go big too. Robin asked if that was surprising. Gwen said it was scary. She said she wanted to do it and it was the most creative period of her life. She said she was free to be her. Howard went through some of her solo songs and asked about working with people like Dr. Dre and people like that. Howard asked if she knew it was a hit right away. Gwen said she was blown away that she got to work with Dr. Dre. She said that she had trouble talking around him. Howard asked how she writes the songs and Gwen told Howard how it worked for her and Dr. Dre.
Howard asked what a Hollaback Girl is and why she sings about not wanting to be that girl. Howard said he thinks she would want to be. Gwen said she's above that. Howard said he has to work on that. He said this was a huge hit too. Gwen said they knew this one was going to be a hit. She said that she did this one with Pharrell. Howard asked how this one was created. Gwen said that she had done another song with him and No Doubt. She said she wrote this one in New York. She said it was like 3 days of work. She said it's like hell. She said Pharrell is so talented. She said he comes from a different planet. She said she knew what she wanted to write about but he just comes up with a beat. She said all of a sudden they just wrote the song. She said that he came up with the melody in minutes. Then he goes to have lunch and leaves her on her own to write the whole thing. She said the last part they wrote was the banana part. Howard said he learned to spell banana from that song. Gwen said she did too.
Howard asked if Gwen thinks about how it can be an idiotic thing when you spell out banana in a song. She said she just goes with her gut. Howard said it worked for that song.
Howard played more of the solo stuff that Gwen did. Howard said the collaboration stuff really worked for her. Howard said it's a big decision to do something like that. Gwen said she had pressure on her and she wanted to have another baby. She said she was already 38. She said she got pregnant the month she got home from touring with that album. She said she got home and got pregnant when she was supposed to do the No Doubt album.
Howard said she did a song where she yodeled for the first time. Howard played some of that song. Howard said that's a big risk. He said that's being a trend setter.
Howard asked if it was tough to write with No Doubt after doing the collaboration stuff. Gwen said it was because she was out of ideas. She said she didn't have the inspiration in her. She said she was just depleted. She said she had done so many things and she had so much output and there's only so much she can do. She said she just wasn't able to do it. Gwen said her tour manager told her to go on tour when she was 4 months pregnant. She said that she felt responsible for everyone. Howard asked if she'll never make another No Doubt album. Gwen said don't do this to her. Howard said he will say it for her. Gwen said he needs to stop it right now. Gwen said she was just burned out when they made that album. Howard said she was turned on by working with other artists. Gwen said she just wasn't feeling good after that tour. She said there was a lot going on.
Howard said he was shocked that she went on The Voice. Gwen said she was too. Howard said when you look at music and you think about going on a reality show you have to think about what people are going to think. Gwen said she was drained from doing the tour and then the No Doubt album. She said she was feeling ill and it wasn't a good time for her. She said she was trying to write and the last session she did was with Pharrell. She said that she had to take time off. She got pregnant a few weeks later and that was her spiritual awakening. She said she had a Jewish guy come to talk to her about helping her through this stuff. She said she gets pregnant and she wasn't even looking for it at the time. She said she didn't do anything and then gave birth. She said she was desperate to do something musically after that. Gwen said she didn't go on tour and then she got pregnant and it was disappointing for the band but not her.
Howard said he likes that they still tour. Howard said a lot of bands don't do that now. Gwen said a few weeks after she gave birth she called Pharrell about his song Happy. She said she wanted to impress the kids so she wrote to him and he invited her out to do a show. Then she got the call to do The Voice. She said it was Gavin's manager who asked her to do it. She said she had just given birth and then she gets the call and her niece told her she should do it.
Howard asked if it was weird for her to go into a hit show like that. Gwen said it was. She said she wasn't familiar with the show and she needed something different like that so she did it.
Howard asked if she feels she has to cheer the other person up in a marriage. Gwen said she did because her parents were like that. She said that they've been married for 50 years.
Gwen said she's so grateful that she got The Voice. She said that it's been a great thing for her. She said she was ready to step away from herself and help someone else. She said it's so inspiring to be around music like that.
Howard said it's nice to be able to help someone young out. Gwen said it helped bring back her confidence. Howard asked if she saw Blake and fell for him right away. Gwen said she didn't know who he was and didn't really think about it. She said she was told about Blake and Adam Levine and Pharrell. She said she didn't know Adam either. Gwen said she didn't think that Pharrell was going to do it but he did. She said there was so much going on at one time.
Gwen said that she wasn't into country music so she wasn't into Blake Shelton. She said the first season she was nursing so she wasn't looking for anything like that. She said they had these microphone like things and they would say it was tie for her to breast feed and it was embarrassing. Gwen said it was a perfect job though because she was like 15 minutes away from work.
Howard asked if she ever feels like she has to tell these kids they have to go out and tour before they have a hit. Howard said there is no shortcut. Gwen said she can't relate to it but it's a new time and she understands that. She said that the world is a different world now. She said she says if you're meant to be Michael Jackson then you're going to be Michael Jackson no matter what. She said it's like Kelly Clarkson. Howard said it's amazing how The Voice just keeps going and going.
Howard asked about spinning around in the chair and seeing someone who doesn't have ''the look'' and how tough that is. Howard said you almost want to say that you have to work on your look. Gwen said she thinks that she brought that to her team. She said that's why they work with certain people in the way they do. Howard said it would be great if they could spin around full circle and fool the contestant.
Howard said it's been an incredible story line for the show now that she's with Blake. Gwen said this whole year has been crazy. She said it's been about a year and a half since she found out the whole thing. She said she didn't know what she was going to do. She said she was in hell. Gwen said she was going back to The Voice with this big secret and it was one of those things where she didn't want anyone to know what was going on.
Howard asked who she went to with that. Gwen said her parents and god. She said that it was a big awakening for her. She said Pharrell helped her out a lot. Gwen asked Howard if he tried to work things out. Howard said they did. He said it's mind blowing when you can't work it out.
Howard said Blake worked his way in there. Howard said he would have swooped right in there too. Gwen said it wasn't like that. Howard said he would have had her over to work things out at his place. Gwen said he's so stupid. Howard asked how romance happened. Gwen said she got back to The Voice in July. She said she didn't know Blake at all. She said that no one talks to each other back stage. Howard said no one came near him at America's Got Talent. Howard said he told them not to fuck with him. Gwen said she had a new baby so the only time they'd talk was on camera. Howard said he knows what that's like. Howard said that Heidi once asked to learn how to meditate in his dressing room but he said that's never going to happen. Gwen said you get to know people on the set. She said she got to know Blake that way. Gwen said she had this huge weight on her and then Blake did his announcement and then she was in shock herself. She said it felt like he was exposing her. She said during that time he came to her telling her that he was sick from it all. She said she had to talk to him because that was going on with her too. She said they started this friendship and it was incredible that god put them in that position at the same time.
Howard said this led to her making great music too. Gwen said that he wrote a song that he sent to her. She said that she wrote back. She said then she made this record. She said she went from not being able to write anything to writing this whole album. Howard said she wrote an album but then she trashed it. Gwen said she didn't write it. She said that's why she trashed it. Gwen said she was looking to do something and Sia sent her a song. She said that they can send you one but then they can take it away from you. She said she did a song with Adam Levine and then she had songs she was trying to make. She wrote a song called Baby Don't Lie. She said she wrote a little bit on that but she didn't feel it was right.
Howard asked if this new album came pouring out of her. Gwen said it did. She said she was feeling bad about the whole thing and she just went to the studio to work. She said she felt like such a loser. She said she was driving down Santa Monica Boulevard and crying thinking about writing a song. Howard said she must have felt vulnerable.
Howard asked Gwen about the song ''Used to Love You'' and if it upsets her when she sings it. Gwen said it does. Howard played some of the song from the album ''This Is What The Truth Feels Like''.
Howard said that's a pretty raw song. Gwen said that she wrote one song that showed her that she could do it. She said she wrote the song ''You Don't Know Me'' and it showed she could do it. Howard said that reality hitting you like a ton of bricks has to be tough. Gwen said she went into some other sessions to do songs and they weren't giving her the chance to write the song. She wanted to use the gift that God gave her. She said that's what she ended up doing when someone gave her the chance.
Howard asked when she played Make Me Love You for Blake. She said she wrote one called Obsessed first. Then she wrote Splash and then she went to a different producer. Howard said Blake must be feeling great about this. He said she's really spending a lot of time on him.
Howard asked if she's afraid of heartbreak again. Gwen said this is like the Howard Stern psychotherapy session. Howard said he's had her there for like 2 hours. Gwen said she's going to feel better after doing this.
Howard gave Gwen some plugs for her tour and asked her about who she's out with. Gwen told Howard about the new band and the new dancers. She said she never thought she'd be on stage ever again but she did some shows last summer in the height of what was going on with her. She said they didn't know about it.
Howard asked if she has a little southern accent now. Gwen said that it's southern California. Howard said she's becoming southern now that she's dating Blake. Gwen said it's fun to be introduced to different cultures and that's what this is. She said that her thing is living in the moment. She said she feels like that's one of the things spiritually that she's doing.
Howard said Blake seems like a good guy. He said the love making must be incredible. Howard said they have to take it slow and see where it goes.
Robin said they didn't talk a lot about fashion. She said that she still sets tongues wagging when she's out there. Robin said she really dials it up. Gwen said she always loved that. Howard said he remembers seeing her when she came out in a bra top with the great abs back in the day. Howard said he looked her up on Twitter and her picture there is Blake. Howard said whenever you give over your Twitter account to someone else that's something. He wondered if they'll get married. Gwen said she feels like she's on the Howard Stern Show right now. Howard said she is. Howard asked if Blake got down on one knee and asked her to marry him what would she do. Gwen said she's not answering that. Howard said that means yes. Howard said he now pronounces them Judge and Judge. Howard gave her some more plugs and wrapped up. He gave her a plug for GwenStefani.com and her tour.
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Howard came back and said Gwen really knows how to dress. He said she was wearing a football jersey and high heels. He said that was fun. Robin said Howard made her hate her all these years. Howard said he assumed that she didn't like him. Howard said he still doesn't think Fred likes him. Howard said he gets Robin involved in all of these battles he's involved with in his head. Robin said then he ends them without telling her. Howard said he's glad she came in. Howard said it's 11 already. He said when someone is so open and honest in there he won't let them go.
Howard said they should do some news. They played Robin into it with a song parody. Howard said that's a Red Hot Chili Peppers song and he thinks No Doubt got a break with them. He said he didn't talk to her about that.
Robin read a story about Pokemon Go and the problems it's causing. Robin said now they're telling people not to play and drive. Robin said this guy in Baltimore crashed into a police car while playing. Robin said they posted a video of the guy telling the cops that he was playing the game. Howard said he has no interest in this game. He said he read that people are walking into mine fields in Bosnia. He said it sounds like a joke but it's not. He said he read that thing about Bosnia and wondered who has a phone in Bosnia. Robin read about a 26 year old man causing a big accident on a highway when he stopped to catch a Pokemon.
Robin read a story about a kid who killed his brother for deleting the game from his phone. Howard said he's still trying to figure out Donkey Kong. Robin said it turns out the game wasn't deleted.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said that game is too stupid for even him. Howard told him to guess what movie he watched. Ralph said he knows. Howard said he told him he was going to go watch Star Trek. Howard said the first time it had his name on the entire screen so JJ Abrams heard about it and sent over a better copy. Howard said Ralph once left because of that writing being across the screen. Howard said this time it was just in the lower corner. Howard said the movie is great. He said it's like an episode of the TV show but longer with a budget.
Ralph said that Howard should watch Edris Elba in Luther. Howard said he does watch it. Ralph said Gwen was great. Howard said he had her there almost 2 hours. Howard said she looked super hot. He said it's ridiculous. He said he got caught up in the conversation and then he looks up and 2 hours went by. He said he had to let her go. Ralph said he could have taken 3 hours of that. Ralph told Howard he has to check out ''Stranger Things'' on Netflix. He said it's great. He said it's kind of like E.T. He said it's great. He told Howard to check it out. Ralph said it's like 9 episodes and he has 2 to go. Howard said he doesn't know anyone with a better job. Ralph said he only works like 15 hours a week like Howard does.
Robin got back to her news and read a story about a bus accident where a self driving car hit the bus. Robin said you're not going to be crash free with self driving cars.
Robin read about Roger Ailes and how FOX is allowing him some time to get out. Robin said they are doing an internal investigation into him after Gretchen Carlson accused him of sexual harassment. Howard said he read a report about how he had red genitals. Gary said that's what he read. He said the woman described it as looking like hamburger meat.
Howard took a call from a guy who said their promotional director is off the hinges. He said that he doesn't use a computer. He said that she sent him the money he won in a game a couple of weeks ago and it was great. He said he never watches Gwen Stefani on The Voice but he will now after hearing her. He said 2 hours was beautiful. Howard said she was very open and honest and what more can he ask of her? The caller was going on a little too long so Howard said he has to go. He asked what color his genitals were before he let him go. The guy said they're brown.
Robin read a story about the couple who lost their son at Disney when an alligator pulled him into the water. Robin said they have decided not to sue Disney. Howard asked how Disney would know there are alligators in the water. Robin said you'd think that it would be an automatic lawsuit. Robin read what the parents said in a statement about losing their son. Howard said he misses Sour Gary.
Howard said he saw a story about how John Kasich turned down the chance to run along side Donald Trump. Robin said it's sounding like when Howard ran for Governor and maybe Trump doesn't really want to do the job.
Robin read a story about a vaccine for HIV that's going into trials for 3 years soon. Robin said a smaller trial showed good results.
Robin read a story about how Twitter has permanently banned a few people for harassment and abuse. Robin said they'll probably just make other accounts. Robin said Leslie Jones said she was quitting because of the harassment she got on Twitter. Robin said Leslie was leaving with tears and a sad heart. Howard said there's nothing social going on with that media. Robin said Twitter has seen an up tick in abuse lately. Howard said they will just sign up as a new person.
Howard said if Gwen wasn't with Blake and he wasn't with Beth he'd go up to her after the interview and ask her out and probably get rejected.
Robin read a story about how Lady Gaga and her boyfriend Taylor Kinney have announced they are taking a break. Robin said it doesn't sound good. Howard said he heard they're back together. Robin said maybe they're working on it.
Robin read about how Tiger Woods won't be returning to the PGA tour this year. Robin said he last played in August of 2015.
Robin read a story about The Turtles and how they weren't asked to use their song ''Happy Together'' for the RNC. Howard said don't mess with them. He said they'll sue. Robin said other bands have complained about Trump using their music.
Robin read a story about Donald Trump Jr. giving a speech and she thought it was really good. Robin had some audio of Trump Jr. talking about why we should elect his dad. That led to Howard and Robin talking about Trump's youngest son Baron and if he'll show up at all. Howard said he can imagine his own dad introducing him as his moron son at the RNC.
Robin read a story about Chris Christie going after Hillary Clinton and Hillary brought up his bridge problem. Robin said the two are going back and forth about ethics. Robin had some audio of John Kasich talking about why he's not at the RNC.
Robin read about how Code Pink is outside the RNC. Robin said they are either carrying bras or wearing nothing but bras. Robin said they're carrying signs saying ''Bust up War''. Robin had some audio of one of the protesters talking about what they're doing.
Robin read a story about a police chief in Cleveland who was shove by protestors but eventually joined in on a prayer circle.
Robin read a story about a kid who is the youngest pilot to cross the country. Robin had some audio of the kid talking about how he stayed focused.
Robin read a story about the new Star Trek movie and how that's coming soon to theaters. Robin had some audio of Chris Pine talking about the movie. Howard cut it off after a second and said it's a good film and he thinks Robin will agree. Robin wrapped up and Howard ended the show after that. They were done around 11:35am.
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Today's show was over around 11:10am.
Today's show was over around 11:15am.