Howard said Cabbie was out with a woman over the weekend so he shared his story. Cabbie said that she was really attractive but when they went and hung out in Central Park he found out that her ass was huge. She's a hot looking doctor according to Cabbie but her ass was just too big for him. He said he'd be friends with her but wouldn't have sex with her. The woman called in a little later and said that Cabbie already knew that they weren't going to be anymore than friends and it wasn't really a date that they went on. They were just hanging out. Howard said he got a completely different story from Cabbie off the air. Cabbie kept talking about how big her ass was even while she was on the phone. She said she'd still hang out with him though. She said that she's working out now and she'll have a nice tight ass in a couple of months while Cabbie will still be fat.
Howard was talking about what he was drinking at this bar Citrus over the weekend and he made it sound like he'd discovered something new. He was drinking frozen margaritas like it was something that just came out. Everyone told him that they've been around for a long time. He said they were really good because they're made with all natural stuff instead of a margarita mix.
Howard took a couple of phone calls from people who wanted to comment on Cabbie. For some reason quite a few people hate when he's on the air. He's become the Ralph of the new millennium. One guy asked that Howard get him off the air. A couple of other callers said they like when he's on. They enjoy his openness. Howard said he likes having him on but has heard from quite a few people that they don't like Cabbie.
Later in the show Howard was talking about how he bought the ''National Examiner'' because there was a headline reading ''Mr. Ed A Zebra!'' He read the article to Robin and soon found out that it was a bunch of crap just to get people to buy the rag. It said that some web site about urban legends mentioned that he may have been a zebra but the Examiner confirmed that Mr. Ed was really a horse.
Howard brought up the movie ''Mission Impossible 2'' which he saw recently. He said it was really bad and couldn't believe how much money it made. What blew his mind even more was the fact that in it's first weekend ''Big Momma's House'' almost beat out ''Mission Impossible 2''. He said he just can't figure out movies these days.
A bunch of people were calling in to talk about ''Son of the Beach'' star Jaime Bergman being in the latest ''Playboy'' magazine. Everyone said she looks really hot being all naked in the magazine. One guy said he's been pleasuring himself to the pictures quite a bit since he got it on Sunday. Howard is upset that Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit is dating her now. He said that Jaime is a really sweet person and he's just jealous that Fred is getting her.
Howard spent a couple of minutes talking about what a ''dud'' last week's Jackpot.com Million Dollar winner turned out to be. He played a quick tape of an interview that was done with him. The newscaster tried to get Dwayne to talk about what it was like to win the million bucks but he had very little to say. He seems very ''blase'' according to Howard.
Jessica Hahn called in again this morning because Howard had mentioned her a little earlier in the show. Someone had mentioned how Jessica used to be on Howard's ''list'' of women he'd like to be with if he ever left his wife. He said ''things change'' and brought up how Jessica is now with someone and he's not. She called in to talk about the good times from years ago and how he should find a woman who is self sufficient and sweet.
Howard had to ask her if her breasts were real or implants. She swears that they're real but Fred argued that they're too perky to be real. Howard pointed out that she's only 23 so it's possible that they are real. Fred said that he's read things about her and thinks that she admitted that they're fake.
After taking a break Howard came back with Shannon and described that she was wearing a ''hippie outfit'' of a peasant shirt showing off her belly and hip hugger pants. Howard said he tried coming on to her during the commercial break but nothing was happening.
Howard then moved on to talk about her working with Enrique Iglesias in one of his video's. He played some of the tape of him for her and asked her if she thinks it's actually him. She said that on the set he was singing along with the song and she heard him. She thinks that the tape is a fake. She told Howard that she tried calling Enrique today but he's in Italy so she couldn't reach him. She's friends with him and said that she will encourage him to come on the show to sing for Howard.
Howard got back to Shannon's sex life and asked her if she's been with other men in her life. She was very reluctant to answer the question but eventually said that she has been with other guys. She lost her virginity at 16.
By this time Howard was plugging her upcoming movie ''Scary Movie'' which is a spoof of scary movies done by Keenan Ivory Wayans. Howard wanted to know if she gets naked in it like she did in ''American Pie''. She wouldn't tell him. She just said that you have to see the movie yourself to see if she gets topless. She then started to tell Howard that she doesn't want to do that for her whole career. She wants people to see her talent instead of her breasts. Howard was then checking out the pictures of her in ''Playboy'' that she did around the time of the release of ''American Pie''. He thinks they look real but Ralph called in and said that he was just reviewing the tape. He said when she lies down on the bed her breasts don't move so they've got to be fake. Howard then had her swear on her mother's life that they're real and she did it.
Howard also asked her about the masturbation scene in the movie and in a round about way said that it was a real scene. She said that she's a ''method actress'' so Howard took that as meaning she actually did it.
A couple of callers told Howard that he should bang Shannon but her boyfriend is in town with her and he's not going to try and steal her away. Shannon was asked if she would go out with Howard if she was single and she said she would. She said she doesn't mind going out to dinner to get to know someone better. She thinks she's still going to do that after she gets married.
Howard also plugged Shannon's web site ShannonElizabeth.com which he said is pretty slick. He was on it last night but there weren't any nude pictures there. She said she's an actress and doesn't want people looking at her for that. Both he and Ralph warned her about that. They both told her that guys want to look at her body because she's hot. They don't care about her acting. She said her site will have a live web cam broadcast this Sunday but don't look for her to get naked. Shannon is also the new spokesperson for Nautica clothing.
Howard and Ralph were discussing how Cindy Margolis won't even get into a bikini now and that's the only reason people want to see her. Howard read an E! online list of the most downloaded people on there and Cindy Margolis came in last place. Howard said that he's always thought that her being the ''most downloaded'' person on the web was a bunch of crap and that proved it. He said that he likes Cindy but she's nuts to think that she's the most downloaded. He and Ralph both tried to tell Shannon that she's heading down the same road as Cindy if she stops getting naked in her movies. She said she hasn't stopped yet and that you have to see ''Scary Movie''.
Gary came in at one point and said that Shannon really had to leave to go do Regis and Kathie Lee. Howard told Gary to screw Regis and Kathie Lee and kept talking to Shannon. The publicist was freaking out so Howard wanted her to come in. She refused so Howard held on to Shannon and said that it was going to be a stand off until the publicist came in. After a few minutes the publicist left the building! She wanted nothing to do with it and actually left. Howard eventually told Shannon that she'd better go. Gary was kind of freaking out because the publicist is from a big firm and he didn't want Howard pissing her off. Howard asked Shannon to walk out slowly so that he could ''finish'' himself off.
She eventually changed her tune a little bit and started to answer the questions but she was still being sarcastic with her answers. Howard gave up and tried to just talk to her but even that was tough. He told her that she was good looking but after she said that he was too old to date her he came back with an insult of his own. He told her that she only wishes that she was only 35 and that she's 35 in dog years. By the end of it she was all bummed out and almost in tears. Howard tried one more time to do the audition but she was still making dopey comments so he gave up again.
Howard felt sorry for Peaches so he let her go relax in the green room while he took a break. He invited her back to play a quick game of ''Turkish Millionaire'' to win a prize. She had to get 5 questions correct to win the $1200 Tag Heur watch. Here are her questions:
Howard let everyone in New Jersey know that his endorsement of Dick Zimmer late in the show yesterday seemed to have helped him win the race against Mike Pappas. He gave Pappas a message and called him a douche bag.
Gary came in with another dopey game this morning. ''Entertainment Weekly'' came out with a list of people who have appeared on the cover of the magazine over the past 10 years. Gary saw that Howard was on it 3 times so he had a quiz about who's been on the cover more, Howard or...
Howard said that the new CBS show ''Survivor'' is on again tonight and he's seen a preview copy of it. He said it's really good and the people are eating rats and some kind of bug that may or may not be a grub of some type. He said it's pretty disgusting to watch. Vinnie Favale from CBS called in to help promote the show but didn't have much to add to the discussion.
The subject of Stuttering John's ass came up while Howard was talking about how he can lose weight.. by not eating. John has had problems with his butt lately and Howard tells him it's got to be his diet. John doesn't want to believe that and just continues to eat crappy food and drink alcohol. Howard wonders why he wouldn't just give it up for a short time to see if it helps his ass out. John doesn't want to give up any of his eating habits and certainly not his alcohol consumption.
Richard also has tapes of other celebrities like Whitney Houston, Maria Shriver and George Bush saying strange things when you play them backwards. You can find out more about all of this at Richard's web site EvilLoveJonBenet.com
Howard also spent a couple of minutes discussing how the Jews were killed in Poland back in World War II. Martin told Howard that it was the Germans who killed the Jews, not the Poles. Howard said that Martin was rewriting history now. Martin said that the Poles may have killed Jews but it ''wasn't our fault.'' Howard didn't spend too much time on that though. He had Carly Simon ready to come in so he said ''Das Vidanya'' to Martin.. wrong language though.
After Carly got over the searching thing Howard started talking to her about other stuff like her ex-husband James Taylor. Carly is married to another guy now and has been for 11 years. She said that he's ''sort of'' white but wouldn't elaborate on that. Howard told her that he's ''octoroon'' and she said ''Me too!'' and that her grandmother was black. Howard told her that Robin's uncle was albino.
Carly went on to talk about how divorce is violence. Not in a physical way but she said that it was violent to the psyche. Howard agreed and said that his separation screwed him up pretty good. Carly said that up in Massachusetts they have a law that ex-couples have to go to courses on how to raise children when they break up. Howard said he just goes to a shrink to get his advice.
Howard and Carly also spent some time talking about her kids. Howard asked her if she gives her kids a lot of money. She said that they don't get much money from her at all. They both have singing careers of their own and make money doing it.
Howard tried to get Carly to bad mouth her mother but she wasn't doing it. He heard that her mother was a hard ass and was jealous of her career but Carly just said she loved her mom. She did say that she may have been a little jealous of her popularity but she doesn't hate her for it.
Howard was going to have Carly sing for him a little bit this morning but he first played the tape of Enrique Iglesias for her. After playing a little bit of it she said that it could have just been that he wasn't able to hear the monitors. Howard then played more of it and when it got really bad she just laughed at the tape. Howard also took a few phone calls before she sang. Everyone was kissing her ass telling her how great she is.
Carly also told a story about living in the Boston area for a short time. She bought a house and had it renovated and shortly after that she found rats eating food off her kitchen table one morning. She also had problems with her neighbors complaining about her playing her music. After they complained she put the house on the market and moved out.
Howard asked her if she smokes a lot of weed. She said that she does infrequently smoke some. She said she used to smoke each morning but that doesn't happen anymore.
Howard finally got around to getting Carly to sing but she only sang for about 15 seconds. She had this plan to start off her song ''We Our Dearest Friends'' live and then move into the song on the CD. That's what she did and Howard ended up playing most of the song. After it was over they discussed what it was about. Carly told Howard what it was about.. mostly her paranoia.
Howard spent a few more minutes talking to her about her past sex life and stuff like that. Carly ended up asking Howard how his divorce was going. He said that last Sunday would have been their wedding anniversary but they decided not to even talk to each other on that day because it would have upset both of them. He said it's very painful for both of them. He also told her that it doesn't look like they're going to get back together but they're still good friends.
You can find out more about Carly at her web site CarlySimon.com
Howard said that Les had a hand in picking the people who are on the show. Les said that he did help out a bit weeding out the final 16 people who are on the show. Howard said he didn't think he'd like having the old geezers on the show but now that he's seen a couple of episodes he thinks it's working.
Howard mentioned seeing the people eating these bugs on the show and Les told him that those bugs are a delicacy in Malaysia where the show takes place.
Howard also spoke to Les about a bunch of other stuff while he had him on the phone. He said that Les plays golf with President Clinton and is good friends with him. He asked Les if he's ever brought up his name to the President. Les said he hasn't. Howard requested that Les ask President Clinton to get the FCC off his ass but Les said that's not the President's thing to do. Howard thinks that Les doesn't like him for some reason. Les said that he does like him and is very proud to have him on CBS on Saturday nights.. in the major markets anyway. Howard asked Les why he never takes any shows from his production company. Les doesn't think that ''Son of the Beach'' would have worked on CBS but said that he loves the show.
Howard also asked about what they're going to do with Bryant Gumbel's show which isn't getting any ratings in the morning. Les said they're going to just be patient and see what it does. ''He's only been on 7 months..'' Les said. A short time later a caller asked why they canceled ''Now and Again''. Les said something about having other shows they thought would do better in it's place. So they'll be patient with sucky Bryant Gumbel but they cancel good shows after just a short run. Howard went through a few more things with Les before moving on to talk to Slash.
Howard also asked Slash if he's still with the ''hot-piece-of-ass girlfriend'' he was with the last time he saw him. Slash said that he's been with this girlfriend for about 4 years now. The woman Howard was thinking about was Slash's wife at the time he was filming ''Private Parts''. He divorced her and moved on to a new woman. Slash said that this new girlfriend is the only one he's ever been monogamous with and it's kind of strange for him.
Howard asked Slash if he's financially set for life but Slash didn't really want to talk finances with him. He said he was set for life right from the beginning but who knows what that means? He's got a new album called ''Ain't Life Grand'' in the works with his band Snakepit that will be out in September.
Howard asked Slash if he heard Axl's horrible music that was out recently. Slash wouldn't bad mouth Axl but said that the reason he left GNR was because of the direction Axl wanted to go with music.
Howard said that Crazy Cabbie told him that he has even more tape of Enrique that proves that he can't sing. Howard had him come in and play the tape for him but it proved nothing. Cabbie said he got it from someone at VH-1 and even though it sounded like he was singing you could tell he was lip syncing. Howard watched it and saw what Cabbie was talking about but it really didn't prove anything.
Howard changed the subject to talk about how strange Cabbie was the other night when he spoke to him on the phone. For some reason Howard had asked Cabbie if he'd perform a homosexual act for a million bucks. Cabbie said he would give a guy oral for a million but he wouldn't kiss him. Howard thinks that's very gay and said it was very uncomfortable to talk to Cabbie after he said that. Stuttering John asked Cabbie if he'd do other gay stuff for less money. He said he'd give hand manipulation for a measly $10,000. A lot of people think that Cabbie might be gay.. He really is the new Ralph, isn't he? Someone said he should be called Crazy Faggie instead of Cabbie.
Gary came in and let Howard know about more of the press that wanted to come on the show. ''Extra'', a photographer from the NY Post and someone from some Spanish publication wanted to come up but Howard just said "F-You'' to everyone.
Howard also read some articles about the Enrique thing and it seems that his people have changed their stories a few times. At first they said it may have been Enrique singing while lip syncing and then they said that he may have been playing with the sound people. Finally they said that they couldn't confirm that it was actually Enrique.
Howard took a call from a Spanish woman who was really upset that Howard was making fun of this guy. She yelled at him for a few minutes and said that she wanted to come up to argue her case. Later in the show Howard let her come in and they rambled on and on about how great Enrique is and how wrong it was for Howard to try and ruin his career. He said he's not trying to ruin it, he's just playing tape of him that's funny. Howard let them stay for a few minutes but eventually kicked them out.
Howard also learned that Enrique was raised by his mother from the age of 4 to 8 and was then brought to the United States by his father. He was then raised by his nanny. Howard asked him if he ever got laid by his nanny but Enrique just laughed. He didn't want to talk much about his sex life. Howard then tried to find out about all of the famous women his father has loved before. The only name that really came up was Diana Ross. Enrique didn't really remember seeing any other women around the house with his father.
Howard moved ahead and brought up this controversial tape that he's been playing for the past few days. Enrique said that he hadn't heard the tape yet so Howard played it for him. Howard told him that if he wasn't able to sing today that his Grammy might be taken away from him and his $30 million record contract might be in trouble. Enrique listened and laughed as Howard played the tape for him. He joked that he thought it was a pretty good performance. He told Howard that it's possible that it was him. He said he may have just been screwing around having fun but that's not how he sings for real. He also said that it may have been a lip syncing situation where he couldn't hear himself and it just messed him up. He listened to it a couple of times to try and recognize himself but he still wasn't sure. Howard asked him if he's pissed that someone would tape him and put it out like this. Enrique said that it pisses him off because no matter how popular you are, there's always ''..some prick out there trying to pull you down.''
Enrique's guitar player, Tony Bruno, came in and prepared to play the music while Enrique sang. Howard first went to a camera that was down on the street where a bunch of the press were waiting to come on the show. He told them that none of them are coming up. Howard did allow a fan to come in. She wanted to meet Enrique and she just about fainted when she came in the studio. She yelled and screamed for a minute until Howard told her to shut up and sit in the corner.
Howard made sure that there were no ''gadgets'' or any voice changing things around for Enrique. Fred played a drum roll and Enrique performed a short bit of his song ''Rhythm Divine'' which is the same song that he sings on the bad tape. He was able to sing the song better than on the controversial tape but he was still off key a little bit. Howard and Robin were both impressed that he was able to sing it better than on the tape. Enrique also performed a bit of his new single ''Be With You'' from his album ''Enrique''.
After singing it the right way he sang it like it was done on the tape that Howard had. It definitely sounds exactly him singing on that tape Howard has been playing. Enrique was just having fun doing all of this. Howard went back to the camera that was down on the street and spoke to some guy who was holding a ''Enrique Sucks'' sign. He told Howard that Enrique gave him the finger when he saw him earlier. Enrique said that of course he did that. He didn't need to see that as he was going in to Howard's building.
Some people were still saying that Enrique wasn't hitting the high notes in the song that he sang. Stuttering John and some phone callers all said that he wasn't that good. Howard thought that he'd proven himself already and that it was ridiculous for these people to say that. Enrique then went ahead and sang the song once again.
Howard was ready to end the segment but Enrique said he was having fun so he kept him on a little longer. Howard got a call from his friend Shaun Robinson from ''Access Hollywood'' who he met on a flight from New York to Los Angeles recently. She was calling in trying to get her producer on the show this morning. Howard had told the woman earlier that he wasn't allowing the press up to the studio so they called Shaun and told her to try and get them in. After a couple of minutes talking to her Howard figured out what she was trying to do and got off the phone.
A few more fans of Enrique's were allowed in the studio before he left. It was the women who were defending him earlier in the show. They spent a few minutes letting Howard goof on them for being such wacky fans. One girl was 19 and Howard told her she was getting a little old to be doing this. Another chick had left her husband and kids behind at home while she chases Enrique around.
Finally, Howard's board operator Luis came in because he claimed that he could sing better than Enrique. Enrique challenged him to sing with him and he accepted. Enrique started the song and Luis tried to sing the high notes. He was unable to do it and his voice cracked a few times. It wasn't as easy as he thought. Howard told Enrique that he could keep his Grammy and ended the segment.
After a commercial break Howard came back and had reporter Chaunce Hayden on the phone. He was saying that Enrique sucked and didn't hit those high notes. He wanted to know why Howard was defending him. Howard told him that Enrique proved that he sings on his own album and that's all they wanted to prove. They wanted to see if he was another Milli Vanilli and he wasn't. Howard said that he may not be the greatest singer in the world but he definitely sings on his own album. Chaunce was just trying to make a story out of something that's not a story anymore. Other people were coming in saying that Enrique wasn't that good but it didn't matter to Howard. He continued to tell them that all he wanted Enrique to prove was that he's the one on the album... and that's what he did.
He told Howard that he's had kids expose themselves to him and has even had a gun pointed in his face doing his job. Howard told Gandalf that he's just happy to see that clowns are lower than a radio DJ. He said it makes him feel better about his own job. Gandalf claims that clowns can make between $50-75,000 a year which seemed to surprise Howard. Galdalf left the studio on a little bike and ended up falling off the thing as he was going out the door. Everyone was laughing hysterically after he fell. Gandalf has a web site at MagicForPets.com
Big Black called in and played some clips from last nights news coverage of the whole Enrique Iglesias thing. Howard also spent some time talking about how Big Black pays his credit card bills with other credit cards. He has like 8 cards and just transfers his balances between them all. A listener called in and said that he's going to find out what Big Black's real name is and have his wages garnished so he can't continue to freeload off of his credit card companies. Big Black didn't take the threat seriously though. He just blew it off and will probably continue to transfer balances for the rest of his life.
Howard had Ralph on the phone to talk about their dinner together last night. After eating Ralph decided to pay for the meal since Howard always pays. He went to the bathroom and gave his credit card to the waiter. A short time later the waiter came to the table and said that his card was no good so Howard ended up paying for the meal again. Howard thought it was funny but other people thought that he knew the card was no good and didn't plan on paying for the meal at all.
Howard heard that Roger's TV show hasn't been renewed in the New York market so he spent a few seconds talking about that. Roger said it hasn't been renewed on the local FOX station but he thinks it will be picked up by someone for next season.
Howard also spoke to Roger about his pubic hair. The two of them were talking about gray hair and Howard said he'd hate to have gray pubes. Roger said that he's got ''salt and pepper'' colored pubes. He doesn't like having it that way but there's not much he can do.
Howard finally brought up Roger's book ''I Hated, Hated, Hated This Movie.'' He went through some of the movies in the book that he disagrees with. They also spoke about other movies that Roger loves and Howard hates. The movie ''High Fidelity'' was a main subject of discussion. Howard and the rest of the crew all hated the movie while Roger loved it. That was argued over quite a bit. ''Three Kings'' was also a movie that Roger loved and Howard hated. Both he and Robin said that they rushed out to see it after Roger told them it was great and they had a horrible time at it. ''Mission Impossible 2'' got a 3 star rating from Roger but, once again Howard and Robin hated it. Howard disagrees with many of Roger's hated movies like ''Ace Ventura'', ''Stuart Little'' and ''Starship Troopers''.
After arguing about movies Howard took a few phone calls from some angry callers. They were calling him fat and telling him that his reviews are all screwy. Even Captain Janks called in and said ''Hi fatty!'' to Roger. Howard didn't like the fact that he said that but didn't hang up on him. Janks wanted to know if Roger had dated Shirley Hemphill. He said he never did. Janks had read something about it on the web and took it to be the truth.
Roger told Howard that he should go see the animated movie ''Titan A.E.'' so that probably means Howard will hate it. Howard wanted to know about some of the other new movies that are coming out soon but Roger hasn't seen them yet. Howard wants to know about ''Hollow Man'', ''X-Men'', ''Shaft'' and ''Nutty Professor 2'' but Roger hasn't seen any of them yet.
Howard spoke to the two of them about their sex lives for a few minutes before getting to the game. He found out from Elizabeth that David is very good in bed and very big in the pants. He delivers multiple orgasms according to Elizabeth. Howard asked her if she ever masturbates and she told him she never has to do that because David is so good. David also denied ever having to masturbate. He said he did it as a young man but not while he's been with Elizabeth. Howard doesn't believe either of them. Howard also asked them about anal sex. David said that they occasionally do that but it doesn't happen often.
Elizabeth had a baby 2 years ago and Howard was happy to see that she snapped back pretty good. Yesterday he mentioned a study he'd read about that said women lose their looks after pregnancy so that other men won't be attracted to them. He said that ''Janet Reno has 47 kids..'' as an example. Elizabeth must have been one of the exceptions to the rule.
After a few minutes of interview, Howard moved on to the gossip game. Each week Mike Walker calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. Here are this week's stories:
After the game Howard spent a couple more minutes with David and Elizabeth. David will be appearing at Foxwood Casino tonight and at the Trump Plaza Casino on July 29 in Atlantic City.
At first Sinead was very quiet and just wanted to promote her album. She wouldn't let Howard get a word in and just kept talking about her album while Howard would ask her questions about her life. He asked her if she had a horrible childhood.. She pushed the album. After a few minutes she finally loosened up and started talking a little bit. Howard asked her what she's worth and she actually said $3½-4 million. She said that she's not extravagant and saves her money for her kids... Then she plugged the album again.
Howard kept bringing up the lesbian thing and she finally started talking about that. She said that she had a problem with the lesbian thing because her home country of Ireland is a very homophobic place. She said that is still an issue with her but she has tried to overcome that. She said she adores men and her best friends are men but she prefers to make love to women. She said she can relate to making love to them better. She also said that she's chosen not to be with anyone at this time. She's concentrating on her career right now.
Sinead seemed to come to life after seeing Robin. It took a few minutes before she knew where she was and once she saw her she seemed to fall in love. Her monotone almost vanished as she said ''Oh hi!'' to Robin. She was talking to Robin and not looking at Howard so he had to ask her to look at him again. Howard was getting on her nerves and she said that guys like him ''make you want to be with women.'' Howard told Sinead that Robin once went 7 years without sex. That surprised Sinead but Robin said that she masturbated in that time quite a bit. Howard then asked Sinead if she does that. Sinead said that she does it constantly. She's not a fan of vibrators though. She prefers her right hand.
Howard played a little bit of Sinead's first single ''No Man's Woman'' off the new album. He said that she'll be performing on ''The Late Show with David Letterman'' tonight.
Howard finally got Sinead to talk a little bit about her childhood. Her mother had this Munchausen syndrome by proxy. That's where the parent hurts the child to get attention for herself. Howard's notes said that Sinead's mother used to beat her but Sinead wouldn't bad mouth her. She said that she loves her anyway. She said that 10 years ago she may have bad mouthed her but that was just a stage she went through. Sinead said that early in her career she may have come off as angry but it was just her tender and shy personality.
Howard asked her if she ever smokes weed and she said she does that constantly but not as often as she masturbates. Howard saw that she's not wearing a top on the cover of her album and she told Howard that she wasn't wearing any underwear this morning. No panties and no bra. She said she's not a believer in underwear. She was having so much fun that she was smiling. Howard said he'd never seen her smile.
Sinead also spoke a little bit about her religious beliefs and how she's a Catholic Priest.. in Ireland. There's some kind of movement over there that allows women to become Priests. Howard changed the subject by asking her if she shaves. She said that she sometimes shaves her genital area and her armpits. Now that she's not with anyone she doesn't have to maintain all of that like she usually does. At the end of it all Howard told Sinead that if she ever wants to get over the lesbian thing she just needs to call him.
Erik wanted some advice on what to do for his first time having sex. Howard basically just told him not to do oral with the porn star Dynamite. Use a rubber and just do it in the missionary position. He also suggested that he buy some condoms and practice putting them on to make sure he knows how to do it when he gets to it on Tuesday. He's never used one so he needs the practice. Erik told Howard that he's afraid of getting AIDS but Robin asked ''why?'' This might be the only time he ever gets laid.
KC came in and said that he thinks Erik will screw this up somehow. Howard agrees. He said that he's heard that Erik's Cop friends don't think he'll be able to perform because he might be gay. Erik thinks that he'll come through and will bring the tape in after he's done it.
A listener called in and asked why Erik was on the show. He was supposed to be banned from it after he lost the race against Crazy Cabbie. Howard said that Erik is just too good to keep off the show.