Howard said he was going to talk about the biggest news story of the year today. He didn't get to it right away though. He said some people might think it's the story about Rosie O'Donnell possibly being gay. Howard also said that the biggest story is not that Chuck Norris is taking on the mob over in Russia where he owns a casino. Nope, that's not it either. Jim Carrey says he's got mental problems.. nope. Kathie Lee's cry for help? Nope. Harrison Ford licks toes? Nope, not that one either. Howard read tons of headlines from the tabloids before bringing up the story he was getting to. The biggest story this year in Howard's opinion was that Steve Allen used his last interview to talk about how unfunny Howard Stern is. It still blows Howard's mind. Robin said that there's also an investigation into his death because he was in a car accident shortly before his death also. Howard spent a couple of minutes talking about how much of a waste of a life that is to criticize someone for the last few years of your life.
Howard said that Gary went out to California to scout out locations for doing a weeks worth of radio shows out there. Howard said that will only happen if he signs a new contract of course. Gary went with Doug Goodstein, Scott DePace and Scott Einziger from E!. Gary said they took it very seriously and took lots of pictures and video of the locations. Gary said they also partied when they got the chance. They hung out with Norm Zedah from Perfect 10 magazine also. Gary told Howard about the 16,000 square foot Perfect 10 house that Norm is building. It'll be done in 2 weeks or so. That's one of the locations that Howard might do the show from. Gary said they were hanging out at the Four Seasons hotel and everyone there kisses Norm's ass like you wouldn't believe. Gary said he's never had his ass kissed so much in his life. He also said that Norm was with 3 Perfect 10 girls and Norm didn't go home with any of them. They all went their separate ways. Robin thinks that someone should investigate him to see if he's gay. Howard and Gary both said that he's not gay.
Gary said that the House of Blues is another possible location for the show. He met Dan Aykroyd there and he told Gary that he wants to meet with Howard privately to talk about UFO's and some other stuff. Gary didn't know why Dan hasn't ever done the show. He may do it if they do the show from the House of Blues though.
Gary said he saw Jason Priestley out there but they didn't talk to each other even though they were standing ''ass to ass'' out on the sidewalk. Priestly has been angry with Howard ever since Howard had him on the phone to ask him about an article he'd read that said he was a drunk.
Gary saw David Spade while he was out there also. He said that Spade did have marks on his face from the struggle he had with his personal assistant last week. Howard went on to tell the story he got from Spade over the weekend. David told him that his assistant ''Skippy'', who wasn't supposed to be in his house at the time, woke him up and said that his alarm had just gone off. He then asked Spade if he was home alone and when he found out he was, Skippy started to punch him in the face. There was a scuffle and they ended up on the front lawn. At some point Skippy used a stun gun on David but it didn't take him down too hard. David made it back inside his house and escaped the lunatic. He called the cops and they later arrested Skippy. David said that he thinks the guy was trying to kill him. The cops agreed. Skippy was taken in and arrested but he was released later that day. Spade told Howard they didn't even tell him they were releasing the guy. Howard said Spade told him he feels sorry for the guy and really liked him. He doesn't know whether or not to press charges against him.
Gary told Howard that he lost $6000 while he was out in Las Vegas. That blew Howard's mind. He doesn't understand how Gary, who makes less than him, could blow that much money. Howard said he feels bad when he loses $1000. Tom Chiusano told Howard that shows a disrespect for money.
A listener called in and told Howard that Gabrielle Reese is appearing in Playboy and she's bad mouthing him. Howard heard that Gabrielle didn't enjoy her appearance on the show a few years ago because Howard didn't respect her. Howard then pointed out that she's appearing nude in Playboy and she's complaining about not being respected. He said he should have just stripped her down in the studio when she was in there if that's what she considers respect. He said that she's ''stupid as a wall.''
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Two of the million dollar winners from iWon.com came in to give the winner her $10,000 check. Howard spoke to them for a minute about their winnings and whether or not they get laid more now that they've won a million bucks. The answer was yes for one of them and the other guy said he does get more attention now that he's won. Howard congratulated Karen the winner and thanked everyone for coming in as he wrapped things up.
Howard also had Gay Ramone come in to play ''Name that Fume''. Mr. Methane would blast a tune from his ass and Gay Ramone, who loves ass, would have to guess what song it was. For each one he got correct he'd win $100. Mr. Methane let 'em rip and Gay Ramone guessed at each one. Here are the tunes he blasted out:
Howard said that he's watching ''Felicity'' again. He said that the scripts have gotten better and Tyra Banks is making some guest appearances on it. Robin said that the show was never good and she'll never watch it again.
It's hard to believe but Howard's daughter Emily is applying to colleges. Howard and Robin both said they can't believe she's old enough to be going to college already. Howard said he wants her to go to college in New York so she's always close to home but Robin said she should go away somewhere.
Howard had a few video tapes to watch the other day. He watched both the Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears specials that were on recently. Howard said that Christina is ''stripper hot'' and she might be the best looking stripper he's seen. Robin had said that she was rambling on between her songs but Howard said he didn't care. He said that if she was an ugly chick it would be annoying. Howard loved seeing her running all over the stage half naked. Howard doesn't like the music though. He said all of the songs sucked except for ''Genie in a Bottle'' which he must like. He was annoyed by the way Christina taps her fingers on the microphone. Fred said that Whitney Houston does the same thing. He thinks that she's trying to be just like her idols so she copies their weird moves. A listener called in and told Howard that Alyssa Milano is the hottest chick around. He was arguing with Howard about the whole hot-chick thing. Howard didn't say that Christina was the hottest chick ever, just that she's pretty hot. Howard thought it was funny that they were arguing about such a ridiculous thing.
Earlier in the show Robin brought up some TV show that featured some gay stuff. The delay button was hit during the conversation so a caller told Howard about it. Howard got pissed and said he's ready to end his contract with the station. He said he can't wait because then Andre(the guy who controls the delay) will be out of a job. One day he says he wants to stay, the next day he says he wants to leave.
They also told Howard that people like Jay Leno are probably high-testosterone-level men. They said that people who dominate fields like show business are more likely to have high testosterone levels. They think that Howard probably has high testosterone levels also.
The guys said that men who are symmetrical in looks are more likely to give women orgasms. This is all from research that they've done. Howard also had notes about what some chimpanzees do sexually which is kind of weird. He said that they will ''pay'' for sex with food. They will also grab each other's genitals to comfort each other.
The guys said that they will send Howard a few vials so that the guys can spit in them. They will then measure the level of testosterone in the spit to see who is more manly. Howard told them to hurry because there's only 10 days left of shows. You can find out more about the book at MeanGenes.org
He also said that his agent Don Buchwald, is talking to Infinity again. He said that they stopped talking a couple of months back but now they're back in negotiations. He was saying that he would really miss doing the show and the huge audience he has if he were to leave. He said he needs to communicate with that large audience of his. He said that his shrink told him that might be one of his problems. He told him that because he feels the need to be loved by everyone it makes him miserable. He can't be loved by everyone so it makes him depressed. He'll never be happy that way.
Finally, Howard predicted that there's a ''..sixty percent chance that I'll be back..'' with Infinity. So that might be good news for those Stern fans who don't know what they'll do without him.
Howard asked Dennis how he's getting along with Al Michaels. Dennis said that Al is a great guy. He said that Al ''Has seen more sudden death than the Kennedy's.'' Dennis also commented on his other co-host Dan Fouts. Dennis said his secret is that he's retarded. He said he's been hit in the head so many times that it's like mush. He said ''He got a concussion the other day while playing duck, duck, goose.''
Howard told Dennis that he needs to tell jokes that are more direct. Dennis said that maybe he needs to be more like Jackie. Howard told him ''Well, maybe not Jackie''. Dennis then told some more direct jokes. He said ''A black guy and a puerto rican are in a car, who's driving?.. The cops.'' Then he said ''What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas?.. My son's bike.'' Those are much more direct. He was only on the phone for about 5 minutes before hanging up.
Howard sent Fred into the sound chamber (Robin's booth) so he couldn't hear the questions. Trent then had one minute to answer the following 7 questions:
Gange claims that he's had 12 women in his life. When everyone heard that they felt sorry for him. They think he's exaggerating by about 5 but he swears it was about 12. He started having sex at 18 and he's 30 now. Howard said he's averaged one woman a year and kind of laughed at him for that. Howard eventually ran out of time so he gave told Gange to get out of the studio and ended the segment.
Howard also had a clip from the U2 show that the station sponsored last night. It was a small, 1000 guest concert that Howard was thinking of going to. It took place too late for him to go to so he passed on it. He said that he's not a big fan of U2's but he would have gone if he could have. He played a version of The Who's ''Don't Get Fooled Again'' that U2 did. He thought it sounded too much like the original version. He said he'd have liked for them to have done something different with it. Robin said that they did.. They made it worse.
Howard said that the newspapers are now reporting that he's close to signing a new contract. That's after Howard said that he's 60% sure that he'll sign a new one during the show yesterday. Howard said that the negotiations are still going on but he's not really ''close to signing'' like the papers say. A listener called in and asked Howard not to let Jackie come back if and when a new contract is signed. Howard said that he doesn't think Jackie will be back. He knows that the company is done with his ridiculous negotiations where he walks off the show for a couple of months. Howard said Jackie's not coming back, he knows that. It'll be the ''nucleus of the show'' that returns. That includes Howard, Robin, Fred and even Gary. Howard said he loves Jackie on a personal level but not on the professional level.
Robin went to Scott Einziger's apartment last night to see his girlfriend's jewelry display. Robin said that she quit her job and started making her own jewelry after someone saw something that she'd made and commented on how beautiful it was. Gary said that his wife likes the jewelry and he's purchased some for her. Einziger's girlfriend used to date Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray. Howard thinks that she'd go back to him in a second. Einziger just got out of a short marriage a couple of years ago and now he's getting serious with another woman. Howard thinks that he's nuts even though he says that marriage isn't on his ''short list'' at this time. Howard went on to talk about how marriage doesn't work. He was talking about how so many people cheat in their marriages. He said that he never did that in his marriage though. Howard was also talking about guys who say they're married in one state and not married when they leave that state.
Everyone was talking about all of the gifts they have to give this year. Jackie said he got the list of people who he has to tip at his apartment building. There are a lot of people on that list too. Howard said he's got a similar list to go by. They hardly know anyone on the list but they're expected to tip them. Robin said she drove by her old building the other day and she was happy she didn't have to tip everyone since she moved out.
Later in the show Howard brought up an article that's in GQ magazine. It's about this guy who was accused of a crime he didn't commit when he was 19 years old. He's now 42. It just recently came out that he's innocent of a triple murder charge. The problem is that he escaped from prison 3 times during his time and because the state he's in is a ''3 strikes'' state, he's now going to have to serve a life sentence. Howard thinks that's ridiculous and that he should back the guy in his fight for freedom. The guy's name is Michael Pardue or something like that.
A couple of the E! crew said they'd be willing to make out with her if they could win Playstation 2's. It never happened though. Howard wrapped things up with Hattie and let her plug her web site HattieRetroAge.com
Marlon didn't say that his life had changed all that much since the movie. He said he's still waiting for the money to come in. He did say that when the movie hit big he went to dinner with his family and the people from the movie and they cried because they were so happy. He said it was like ''we won'' when they made it big like that. Howard said the movie was the highest grossing African-American directed movie of all time. Marlon's brother Keenan was the director. He'll also direct the sequel.
Marlon said that he did the ''Dungeons & Dragons'' movie before ''Scary Movie'' hit big so he didn't get a huge paycheck for that. ''Dungeons & Dragons'' opens this Friday.
Howard said that Marlon is dating some hot chick and asked him if he's going to marry her. Marlon, like Howard, thinks that marriage can screw up a relationship so he probably won't be doing that. He told Howard ''if it's not broke, don't fix it..'' talking about their relationship.
Howard said that ''Scary Movie 2'' will be out in the summer of 2001. Before Marlon left he asked that Howard play the ''Beetlejuice for Senator'' bit that they put together a few months ago. He and his brother love Beet. Howard played it and Marlon laughed his ass off through the whole thing as Beetle filled us in on his campaign ideas like going to school for 44 years, giving everyone in New York a million bucks and only making them pay $22 in taxes. Marlon said he wants to write a part for Beetlejuice in ''Scary 2''. Howard told him that he's not happy being a movie star so the part would have to be small. Marlon said that he'd go to Beet's house and just film him right there if he wanted to.
Howard also spoke to the lead singer, Stephen, who dates actress Charlize Theron. Howard wanted to know what it's like to bang someone like that but Stephen said he doesn't ''bang'' her. He refused to talk about her like she's just a ''piece of ass'' like Howard always says.
Howard let a few of the band's fans come in to watch them perform. Three sisters came in and watched them perform ''Jumper'' which was on their self titled album Third Eye Blind. Howard said the guitars looked semi-acoustic to him. They sounded pretty good. Howard also played their latest release ''1000 Julys'' from their album Blue. Howard then wrapped things up with the band. You can find out more about Third Eye Blind on their web site 3EB.com
Howard brought up how he yells at Gary sometimes after seeing one of the segments on this week's Saturday night syndicated show. He said they run some F-Emmy awards and you get to see some good arguments during that. He said you see him and Gary yelling at each other as well as Robin freaking out and yelling at people about various things. He warned Robin that she might not want to watch it because she might get pissed off all over again.
The debate over who's hotter, Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears, continued this morning. Robin mentioned that people were arguing about it yesterday so Howard got on it again today. He's sticking to his choice of Christina but KC came in and compared body parts, piece by piece with Howard. Howard says that he pictures Christina being a little slutty chick in his mind while Britney is a virgin without experience. KC likes the virgin part because he doesn't like ''dirty girls''. The two of them went at it for a couple of minutes but each of them stick by their original picks. Pamela Anderson's name came up and Howard said she beats both of them. Howard went on to talk about how hot she was in the home video that she and Tommy Lee shot together.
Howard said he's sick of seeing articles about Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas in the news. He said he really doesn't care about either of them. Everyone said that they don't know what Catherine Zeta-Jones has done to be considered a celebrity. Howard also pointed out that without the 'Zeta' in her name, she'd just be Cathy Jones.
Howard said that there was a weird article in the L.A. Times yesterday that basically said that Howard is scamming us about his contract situation. Since Gary and a couple of the E! producers went out to scout locations for some special shows out in L.A. last week they think that Howard must have a contract signed. Howard said he still hasn't signed a contract and they just sent the crew out to scout locations in case they do come back next year. Gary said that if they waited until the beginning of the new year it would be too late to go out and scout locations. Howard wants to do a special birthday show sometime in January.. if he comes back.
Gary brought up this guy Ronnie ''Woo Woo'' Wickers who goes to Chicago sports games and yells out an annoying ''Woo'' along with the names of players and the team names. Gary said the guy annoyed him big time at a game he was at one time. He also showed up to one of his appearances and stood there ''Woo, Wooing'' him the whole time. Now he wants to come on the show. Howard played some tape of the guy and he's really annoying. Howard wants to find out what the guy does when he's not hanging around the sports parks.
Howard asked Troy if he's ever dressed up in drag since he's got the boobs for it. Troy said he's not into that. He said he just lost his virginity back in August of this year. He's 23 and says that it's hard for a black, gay man to get laid in New York City. He said you have to be white, Latin or European to get another gay man.
Howard had Dr. Sal Calabro on the phone to get some advice from him. Troy said he met Dr. Calabro one time and that it would have cost him $8800 to get the breast reduction. Dr. Calabro said he didn't remember this guy but he'd be willing to look him over once again. He said that there would be some scarring if he were to remove some of the skin from his breasts. He also said they'd have to make sure he doesn't have a tumor that's causing the enlarged breasts. Plus, he'd have to have a psychological exam before they'd do surgery. Howard said he'd send Troy down to see him but he told Troy that he's doing it on his own. He doesn't want any lawsuits coming from Troy if he changes his mind after the surgery. You can find out more about man boobs at SalCalabro.com
Someone told Howard that Gange is a good dancer and he likes getting on the floor and dancing. Howard said that's got to stop. He says that women don't care if you're a good dancer, they'll just think you're gay. He told Gange that when he dances, he just stands on the dance floor shaking his leg. Either that or he'll just cross his arms and watch the woman dance. He'll then tell the woman that he enjoys watching her dance.
Benjy came in and told Gange that he uses a line that goes something like ..''I'm not f'ing around, I have a gun on you and you're coming with me.'' Hopefully he was joking. Benjy asked Howard if he could use the movie screening line also. Howard told him he could use it but he's not actually going to be going to any of the screenings.
Howard told Gange that he might get rejected quite a bit but he just has to move on. He then shared some of his rejection stories with everyone. He told one story about going to a Jewish singles party when he was a kid and all of the fat chicks rejected him. He also had a story about a girl he met in camp who he stayed in touch with for a year via mail. He said after he got his drivers license he decided to drive to her house to see her. It was a year later and his nose had grown so he didn't know how ugly he'd gotten. He knocked on the girls door and when she opened it, she slammed it and never said another word to him. He knew it was because of his looks. He said he tried writing her again but he never heard from her.
Gary said that he once asked a girl out when he was in school and the girl told him to ''drop dead''. The janitor of the school witnessed it and took pity on him.
Howard took a phone call from Lauren who played ''Win Fred's Money'' a few weeks ago. She says that she wanted to go on a date with Gange. Gary said she was like a 7 or 8 on a scale of 1 to 10. Gange said he wasn't into ''Guinea's'' when she said that she was Italian. Howard eventually talked him into at least talking to her and taking her out. They told him not to waste the movie screening on her though. She was interested in him already so why waste that great date.
Doug Goodstein came in and reminded Howard that Gange's standards are so ridiculously high for women that he'll never be happy. He told Gange that he's not that great and he should set his sights a little lower.
Howard made a quick mention that Stuttering John's wife is having her baby today. We'll hear more about that when John returns to the show.
After talking to the group for a minute Howard had John the Stutterer come in to show off his new look. He was wearing new glasses and clothes. Laura said that he was wearing a metallic leather pants and a snake skin vest. Howard said ''Wow!'' when he came in but Jackie said it's still the same guy. There was also a lot of laughter for some reason.
John told Howard that he still feels like crap inside even though he looks good on the outside. He knows that this isn't going to help his social life. Howard told him ''You look like 15 bucks!'' and said that he should fire Doug for this idea of making over John.
Howard heard that they put John out on the street to find out if any women would date him now that he's been made over. John said that all hot women are ''F'ing C's'' because they all said he was good looking but they wouldn't date him. He's a very angry guy. He also went off on Ralph for some strange reason like he does every time he comes on the show. He called Ralph names and said he wants to box him. He didn't stutter once while he was yelling about Ralph.
Edward told Howard that he thinks John will be able to meet more women now that he's had the make over. John disagreed with him though. He said that now his tiny head is more prominent after getting his hair cut. Howard told him his head isn't that small though. John admitted that he's a psychological mess and wouldn't agree that he could meet women now. He told a couple of his lame jokes before Howard wrapped things up. He said ''How many Pollocks does it take to screw in a light bulb?... Too many to count.. get it? Too many too count.. get it?''
Howard let everyone plug their stuff and wrapped up the segment. Laura said she's got GuyShop.com and also GirlShop.com where you can get some ''funky'' clothing. Gillian plugged her site SpaCadet.com. Warren Tricomme's Fashion shop is in Manhattan somewhere.
A listener called in and said this was the most disgusting thing he's ever heard Howard do. He begged Howard not to let them do it. Howard told the guy that they'd have to get through it together. He also said that the show strives for new lows every day.
After that strange conversation another nut called in. This older sounding woman told Howard that she thinks she has some information on a very high up Politician that would show that he lied about how he avoided Viet Nam. She started to ramble on and on about this info she has. Howard muted his voice so she couldn't hear him and told Robin that she sounds like a very disturbed woman. For the next couple of minutes he pretended to go along with what she was telling him. He played that game for a while telling her that he would publish the documents. He then told her that he'd give her a special number to call at 10am to get in contact with him. He gave her Jackie's joke line (516) 922-9548. Robin said she wished that they could see the look on her face when she calls that number.
Howard went to the E! Christmas party last night. He said it was in a giant loft space in a building overlooking some river. He wasn't sure what river it was until someone told him it was the Hudson. He said he's embarrassed that he doesn't know what the names of the rivers are around the city. Howard said the building was interesting because there was all kinds of stuff going on inside. There was an art show and an auction house in the place.
Howard said he got stuck talking to General Manager Tom Chiusano for a good part of the night. He said he was trapped in a conversation with the guy and all he wanted to do was talk to some hot chicks.
Scott the Engineer was the DJ of the party and Howard said he looked like a mess. Howard described him as ''Grandpa Moses in a disco suit.''
Benjy came in and said that there was a secret E! memo that went around telling people not to look directly into Howard's eyes. Howard thought he was making a joke but he swears that he wasn't.
Both Benjy and Gange were trying to pick up chicks at the party. Gange apparently picked up someone at the party and made out with her. He later told Howard that he'd met her in the past but hadn't hung out that much with her. They spent some time talking and eventually went into a corner to make out. The other E! guys tried to follow him around but he tried to hide. He wasn't able to score with her because she had to go home for some reason. At first Howard told Gange they paid the girl to make out with him but Gange didn't care. Howard said he was joking about that.
Howard said he was only at the party for a half hour and Robin was only there for an hour. Howard said there really wasn't anything going on at the party.
Some guy who works for Stuff magazine called in and said that Andy Dick recently did an interview with them and he bad mouthed Howard for some reason. He called Howard a homo-phobe and said that he's creepy. Howard doesn't know why he'd call him a homophobe because he's had Andy on the show. Howard thinks that Andy is the homo-phobe because he's afraid to admit that he's a homo. Howard also said that he likes Andy and doesn't know why he's so pissed at him.
Howard announced that Werner Klemperer (Colonel Klink) died recently but no one had him in the death pool.
Howard spent some time talking about an article that was written about how Julian Lennon blames Yoko Ono for ruining the relationship between him and his father. He said that the guy who wrote the article commented on Julian's web site comments and he had no right to do so. He said that no one has the right to comment on his pain. Howard also spent a couple of minutes talking about how wrong it is for these assassins to take away great talents like John Lennon. He wondered what John would think of today's music and whether or not he'd have ever met the man.
She's in law school so she's pretty bright. Gary said that she told him her confidence level was up around 85%.
Howard had 7 questions and Sharon had one minute to answer as many as she could. Fred was sent into the sound proof booth and off they went. Here are the 7 questions and the correct answers:
Howard got Mike Walker on the phone and played a new jingle about Mike to start the game. Amy has appeared in Penthouse magazine so Mike brought up how much it's changed recently. Amy said that it's really different that it was when she appeared back in 1990. Now they do peeing pictures and Mike said they do a lot of anal shots too.
Howard got a listener on the phone because Amy was going to be playing for him. If she won then the caller would win 2 airline tickets and a thousand dollars cash courtesy of HotWire.com. Here's how we play: Each week Mike Walker, author of ''Malicious Intent'', calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. The stories will appear in Mike's gossip column each week after he plays with Howard. You can win money there also. Here are this week's stories:
Amy stuck around for a little while and spoke to Howard about how she hasn't been able to get laid lately. She hasn't had sex in 8 or 9 months. She also told us about how she shattered her ankle when she fell from the radar arch on a 120 foot boat she was dancing on.. Topless. She fell about 8 feet and smashed her ankle. They had to put 2 screws in it and she was off her feet for quite a while. She said that now she's healed up but she's only comfortable walking in high heel shoes. She said it must be some cruel joke God is playing on her to get her back in high heels.
Amy also told Howard about her one lesbian experience. She did a lesbo shoot for Penthouse with Janine Lindemulder years ago. She said that usually they just pretend to do the lesbo stuff but Janine was really into it and actually finished her off. Amy said it was great but she's more into men and she's never had any other lesbian experiences. The story got a rise out of both Jackie and Howard. Amy did say that she would be willing to have another woman in bed with a guy if her man wanted something like that.
John told Howard that he watched the whole birth and even cut the umbilical cord. He also said that a lot of the nurses at the hospital were really hot.
Robin said she forgot just how small Bridget is. Howard said she can barely get up on the couch in the studio. Howard noticed some tattoos Bridget that were on her breasts. Howard checked them out and said they looked like graffiti. Bridget said the story about how they got there was a long one so she never got around to telling it.
Howard asked Bridget if she ever gets down about being a little person. She always seems happy so Howard wanted to know if she's putting that on. She says that her mother taught her to be positive and use what she has as an advantage in her life. Gary said ''Yeah, but you're doing porno..'' Bridget said that her mother is okay with that because she's happy with what she's doing. Gary apologized for offending her after she said that.
Howard asked her if she ever stood on a ladder and put on a long dress to try and visualize what she'd look like as a normal sized person. She said she never really thought of doing anything like that. She said she has thought ''what if I were tall'' but she never tried to look like something she's not.
Bridget said that she doesn't date much but when she does it's with both little people and average sized people. She also said she dates both men and women. She told Howard she has a girlfriend right now.
Since Carlos failed to show up to have oral with Bridget a bunch of people called in and said they'd fill in for him. Howard was just hanging up on the guys though.
Howard said that Bridget will be at the Bunny Ranch out in Nevada where she'll have sex with guys for $800. That will get you about 20 minutes with her. The Bunny Ranch is a whore house where a lot of porn stars and other female celebrities go to have sex with their fans. Bridget will be at the Bunny Ranch starting on December 17. You can find out more by calling 888-BUNNY-RANCH.
High Pitch Eric showed up at the station to see if Bridget would go on a date with him. He came in wearing an undersized t-shirt over his big fat belly. He was also wearing giant sweat pants and a santa hat. He asked Bridget if she'd go with him on a date and she actually said she would. She said she'd like to go to dinner with him tonight to get to know him better. He said he could take her back to his apartment too but she said she doesn't play that game. We should find out more about that date next week. You can find out more about Bridget's appearances at her web site BridgetsPlayhouse.com
Howard told G that he wants to be in on the selection process for the next ''Stacked & Packed Calendar''. Howard asked G if he rejected anyone for the calendar because it sure didn't look that way.
