Howard Stern Show News Archives.

For The Week Of 2/15/99 to 2/19/99

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-- Monday February 15, 1999 --
• The Best Of Stern. 2/15/99.
  Howard and the gang had today off for President's Day but they'll be back live tomorrow. They played some old ''Best Of Stern'' stuff today which included the following:
  • Howard gives some advice to a suicidal topless dancer.
  • Howard plays tape of Stuttering John and Robin arguing over how John answers the phone.
  • Franklin Ajai's brother, a black woman and a skinhead argue over a Daniel Carver message.
  • Howard plays tape of an old phoney phone call he made to a contest winner.
  • Howard yells at Wally George on the phone.
  • Woman who claims that Gary date raped her turns out to be an April Fools day joke.
  • Howard talks to a guy who posed as Gary Dell'Abate to get laid.
  • Howard reads an article about Richard Simmons then calls Richard to ask him about it.
  • Richard Simmons calls in the next day to get an apology from Howard.

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  -- Tuesday February 16, 1999 --

• Howard Ready For New Tattoo? 2/16/99. 6:15am
  Howard was asked by a caller if he was getting a new tattoo this weekend with Ralph. Howard said he didn't get a new one but he's thinking of getting rid of the one he has on his right shoulder and getting a new one there. He said he's bored with the Capricorn symbol on his shoulder and wants to get a dragon or something there. He said that he and his girlfriend Ralph were out on Sunday at the Sacred tattoo parlor checking out some designs. Ralph got a star burst on his shoulder and almost cried from the pain. Howard said he had the shop try out a dragon design with henna so he could see what it would look like. Howard says he may get the Capricorn symbol lasered off and a new tattoo put on. It's only been like a year or two since he got that tattoo! Howard said that he didn't go home to Long Island the whole weekend so I wonder if he spent all of Valentine's day with Ralph.. He didn't mention his family during the conversation. He also said he was at Scores last Friday until 4am Saturday. Howard was enjoying his weekend huh? Robin also spent a couple of minutes describing her weekend down in South Beach, Florida. She hung out at a bar and watched the Oscar De La Hoya fight and saw LL Cool J.

• Gary Garver Interviews Hugh Heffner. 2/16/99. 7:05am
  Howard had tape of L.A. board op. Gary Garver interviewing Playboy creator Hugh Heffner. He asked him a few questions but Hugh was actually offended by some of the questions and left the interview. The couple of questions that got to him were ''How long is Heff's schlong?'' and ''Has a man ever fellated you?'' He refused to answer them and walked away laughing. The other questions were pretty tame.

• Jaime The Intern's Celebrity Interviews. 2/16/99. 7:10am
  Jaime the hot intern was out at the ESPY awards last night getting a few celebrity interviews. Howard played a few of the interviews but all of the questions that Jaime got off were like warm up's to the hard ones. Howard almost bailed out on the tape because they were too ''softball'' for him. He played Burt Reynolds, Joe Theisman, Sammy Sosa, Carmen Electra and Jeff Gordon. Then he got to a couple of people who were asked a few good questions. Jaime got Chris Berman from ESPN. She asked Chris ''Will you be able to watch Marv Albert announce sports without laughing?'' and some racial questions about sports which Berman tried to answer seriously. I don't have exact quotes since I was in the car driving to work. Next up was Dennis Franz from ''NYPD Blue.'' Jaime asked him to estimate Monica Lewinsky's weight.. Dennis guessed a very conservative 138 pounds. She also asked him to wish Gary the Retard a happy birthday. He probably thought she meant Gary ''Baba Booey'' because he's met Gary before. He gave a nice normal wish for him. Next up was model Rebecca Romijn Stamos. Just a little history.. Howard's girlfriend Ralph knows Rebecca and John Stamos and has even stayed in a hotel room with the two of them.. Jaime asked Rebecca if she thinks breast implants would improve her career and if she's ever had a lesbian experience. Rebecca said no to both. Then Jaime asked Rebecca if she thinks Ralph is gay. Rebecca said ''Yes, Ralph is definitely a queer!'' How to you like that? Jaime also asked Rebecca to wish Gary the Retard a ''Happy Birthday.'' She did so in a retarded voice.. obviously she knows the show. Jaime also got Al Franken but he refused to give Gary the Retard a birthday wish.

• Corey Feldman And Girlfriend Regina Come In. 2/16/99. 7:55am
  Actor/Singer(?) Corey Feldman and his girlfriend of 2 years, Regina, came in to make some big announcement this morning. It turned out to just be the fact that they're engaged to be married on September 9 of this year.. big deal. Corey was also plugging his album ''Still Searching For Soul'' by his group Corey Feldman's Truth Movement. Howard told Corey that he can't believe that he's engaged and that he doesn't think the wedding will happen. He thinks that Corey will break it off before the September date they have set. Corey couldn't believe that Howard would say that to him. Regina is only 21 and Howard thinks that Corey will be dating 21 year olds for the rest of his life. Howard kind of changed his position when he heard that Regina may bring home other women to have sex with once in a while. Corey said he's ready to give up going to strip clubs for the marriage but Howard told him that won't last long. During the segment a listener called in and said that Corey and Regina were on some nude beach somewhere taking pictures. That's not usually something that's allowed and they found it hard to believe. Another guy said that he has pictures of the two of them on the beach and he was going to e-mail them to Howard. Nothing ever came of that though. Howard's next guest Rose McGowan was up next and when Corey heard about that he wasn't that thrilled. Rose is Marilyn Manson's girlfriend and Corey said that Marilyn has been bad mouthing him for a couple of months. Howard decided to have Corey stick around through the commercial break so he could have Rose come in to find out what the problem was.

• Actress Rose McGowan Engaged To Marilyn Manson! 2/16/99. 8:45am
  The big news of the morning was when Marilyn Manson's girlfriend announced that the two of them got engaged last Friday. Rose told Howard how Marilyn drew her a bath, lit some candles and asked her to marry him... more on that later. Corey Feldman was still hanging around to talk about his problem with Marilyn. Corey explained how he'd been friends with Marilyn for a while. He and Leif Garret were at Marilyn's house singing Karaoke songs with Marilyn and having fun. To make a long story short, Corey said that after that happened Marilyn went around saying that he used Corey and Leif as puppets for his own enjoyment doing that Karaoke stuff. Now Corey is pissed at Marilyn for doing that and he won't be hanging out with him anymore. Corey told Howard that he doesn't have a problem with Rose but after Rose defended her fiancé by saying Corey and Leif singing karaoke was ''Pop Art'' he wasn't too happy. Corey said there was more to his story but Howard told him to save it for his next visit. So Howard moved on so Rose could promote her new movie ''Jawbreaker'' which opens on Friday. Rose wasn't interested in plugging the movie though. She was more than happy to talk about her upbringing and her life with Marilyn. Rose was raised in the ''Children of God'' cult until she was 9 years old. This was the same cult that River Phoenix was raised in. She said it was pretty messed up and girls had sex at 12 years old. Luckily she and her father escaped the cult when she was 9. She then bounced between her parents and her grandmother for a while. She says that her father is still a pretty wacky guy and doesn't spend much time with him. She's a fan of Howard's and told him that she bought a small radio to carry with her to meetings and stuff so she doesn't miss the news with Robin. She also spent quite a bit of time talking about how much she loves being with Marilyn Manson. She told Howard that she and Marilyn are great together because they understand each other. She made the big announcement that the two of them are engaged and said it was a scoop for them. The two of them have been dating for about a year and a half and Marilyn popped the question last Friday. She was tired and wanted to sleep so he filled the bath tub and lit some candles for her. Then he popped the question and gave her a ring. She told Howard that they then had sex in the tub. She didn't give a date for the big wedding day though. Rose also had a few other interesting things to talk about. One of them was about how she was invited to Lisa Marie Presley's birthday party even though she doesn't know the woman. She said it was really strange because it was only about 40 people and she doesn't know why she was invited. Before the end of the interview she quickly described ''Jawbreaker'' for Howard. She said she's ''almost naked'' in it. Rose was also in ''Scream'' as the woman who was killed in the garage door.

• Scores Dancer Savannah Comes In. 2/16/99. 9:40am
  One of Howard's favorite Scores strippers, Savannah, came in to promote an appearance she was making this afternoon. Howard said that she actually showed up on the wrong day but since she was there he let her plug the appearance. She's supposed to be on next week but someone screwed up. She and a couple of other Scores girls will be appearing at Coconuts on 6th Ave in New York City today at noon to sign copies of the ''Playboy's Girls of Scores'' video tape which is available from Amazon.com or CDnow.com. She described her scene in the video and it sounds pretty hot. She ends up rubbing ice on herself because it's a hot night and her fan is broken. Sounds like a must see to me! Savannah also announced that she's engaged to some rich dude. Wow! Three engagement announcements on the show today. Howard can't understand why all of these people want to ruin their lives by getting married.

• When Will Howard's Movie ''Fartman'' Be Made? 2/16/99. 9:50am
  Recently, Howard has made a couple of quick mentions about how he's in talks with movie studios to finally bring out his movie ''Fartman.'' Today he said that it'll go into production this summer and that there are a couple of movie studios prepared to back it. He said that after some listener called in with info about a movie being made where Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) will play a character called ''Spleen'' who will use his special bodily function gases to fight crime or some crap like that. Howard said he wasn't surprised that his ideas get stolen and that he has copyrights all over the place for his ''Fartman'' character. To be honest, I thought that Howard was half serious about doing the ''Fartman'' movie but I think I'm starting to believe it now.

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  -- Wednesday February 17, 1999 --

• Preparing For Today's Beauty Pageant. 2/17/99. 6:15am
  Howard and the gang were talking about today's beauty pageant and how everyone has prepared for it. Gary went out and got a new hair cut that looked like a helmet according to Howard. Everyone came in trying to look their best for the contest. Howard, Jackie, Gary, Fred, Stuttering John and fat Benjy are all participating in the pageant. Howard is predicting that Fred will win the pageant. He thinks they'll finish in the following order:
  • Fred, John, Jackie, Howard, Gary, Benji
  He wasn't sure of whether or not he'd finish before or after Gary though. Robin has a different opinion and says they'll finish in this order:
  • Howard, Fred, Jackie, Gary, John, Benji That pisses Stuttering John off because he thinks Robin rates him low because she doesn't like him personally, not because he's uglier. Everyone is being judged on looks alone, not on personality.

  • Bear Suit Designer Calls In. 2/17/99. 7:10am
    This guy Troy Hurtubise from Ontario, Canada spent his life savings and 13 years designing a bear proof suit. He called in this morning to talk to Howard about it. You may have seen this guy on shows like Real TV or Guiness World Records getting smashed with everything from baseball bats to pick-up trucks in his suits. He told Howard that he designed the suit to get up close and personal with grizzly bears to study them and to see the birth of a baby bear. He said that hasn't happened yet though. He said that he is able to test out bear repellents that claim to scare bears off. He also said that the suit is fireproof up to 4000 degrees so it could be used by fire companies and might save some lives. He's looking for sponsorship so he gave out his e-mail address: troy@g-man.ca. He also said that he's in some movie called ''Project Grizzly.'' He said he sent Howard a copy of the movie but he never got it.

  • Howard Stern Show Men's Beauty Pageant. 2/17/99. 7:40am
    Howard and the rest of the guys on the show participated in a beauty pageant today. They had 3 judges from 3 different magazines come in to do the judging. There was Claire Hearth from Playgirl magazine, David Soloff from the Click modeling agency and Mark Adams from GQ Magazine. They all have some idea of what a good looking man should look like so Howard figured they'd make good judges. Everyone was first judged while dressed in whatever they thought would make them look good. After that they were judged in swimsuits. Howard was really paranoid that he'd be judged higher than everyone else because it was his show. He made sure to tell the judges to give their brutally honest opinions and not judge on personality or fame. The judging on the clothing went on pretty long because each judge would evaluate each person. The swimsuit segment went along a little quicker because Howard just had them give their numbers and not much evaluation. Here's how the judging turned out:

    Gary	Clothing	Swim Suit	Totals
    Claire Hearth	6	3	9
    David Soloff	7	3	10
    Mark Adams	6	3	9
    			28

    Fred	Clothing	Swim Suit	Totals
    Claire Hearth	5	4	9
    David Soloff	8	5	13
    Mark Adams	6	6.5	12.5
    			34.5

    Jackie	Clothing	Swim Suit	Totals
    Claire Hearth	6	4	10
    David Soloff	8	4.5	12.5
    Mark Adams	7	7	14
    			36.5

    Benji	Clothing	Swim Suit	Totals
    Claire Hearth	4	3	7
    David Soloff	4.5	4	8.5
    Mark Adams	5	2	7
    			22.5

    John	Clothing	Swim Suit	Totals
    Claire Hearth	6	3	9
    David Soloff	6	3	9
    Mark Adams	5	4	9
    			27

    Howard	Clothing	Swim Suit	Totals
    Claire Hearth	7	4	11
    David Soloff	7	4	11
    Mark Adams	6	6	12
    			34

    As you can see, Jackie came out first. A lot of people were upset by the judging. Howard couldn't believe the scores he got for his swimsuit segment. Howard told the judges that he'd accept their scores but after taking a break he and the other guys had a long discussion about how the scores were unbalanced and that they want to do it all over again. This time they want to get some foreigners who don't know the show to come in and do the judging. Howard's never satisfied is he? He complained about how he thought they'd judge him on his celebrity and when they didn't, he still complained. So this may have all been a waste of time and it'll probably be another waste of time the next time they do it. Jackie said it best when he told Howard that he should just keep doing it until he gets the scores he wants.

  • Mark Harris Update. 2/17/99. 9:05am
    Last week Mark Harris made his return to the show. He promoted an appearance that he was making at some place called ''The New Huntington Townhouse'' where he was to perform some songs. Gary told Howard that the E! crew went up with cameras to capture the excitement, or lack there of. According to the E! crew there were about 15 people in the 300 seat room and most of them were Mark's family and friends. They said by the end of his act the room was empty! A listener called in who said he was at a wedding at the same place and saw that Mark was there so he went to check him out. He couldn't believe how few people were there. He also confirmed a story that the bride and groom from the wedding were introduced to Mark and when Mark sang to them the groom ended up crying! What a mess. Then Vinnie from Howard's syndicated Saturday night show called in to tell Howard about how Mark thinks he's the entertainer of the next millennium. Is he out of his friggin mind?

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    -- Thursday February 18, 1999 --

  • Benjy vs Gary Wrestling Match. 2/18/99. 6:25am
    Howard and the gang were discussing yesterday's beauty pageant and the subject of Benji's weight came up. Benjy came in to tell Howard that even though he's big and fat he could beat anyone's ass in a wrestling match. Gary immediately challenged him to wrestle. Gary used to wrestle when he was younger so he figured he could take down the 5'9'', 248 pound stink butt. Gary went off and got into a t-shirt while Benjy stripped down to his underwear. They threw down a few mats on the floor and off they went. Gary had Benjy pinned in under a minute. After that they spent some time talking to Benjy about losing some weight and about how much he stinks. Howard challenged Benjy to lose about 80 pounds to get down to 170 pounds. He told him that as soon as he can do that he'll be invited to a Scores party. Benjy thinks that he'll be able to lose about 3 pounds per week and by August or September he'll be down to that svelte 170. Scott the Engineer came in and told him that it won't be that easy, he knows because he tried it about a year and a half ago. On the subject of Benji's stink he said that because he's fat he doesn't really care about how he smells. He said that he enjoys taking showers but he didn't bother to take one after sweating all day yesterday.

  • Danny Mags, Fart Sniffer, Comes In. 2/18/99. 7:00am
    This guy claimed that he could tell what Howard ate the night before if he smelled his farts. Howard had the guy come in to do that but he was out of gas by the time he came in. Howard said the guy looked like a bad ass biker dude who'd been in jail. Danny said that was pretty much correct. He's in a heavy metal band and he has gotten into some trouble. So anyway, Howard had Benjy come in since he had some farts to blast. Benjy bent down in front of Danny and ripped a good one. The guy almost puked when he smelled it but he said it stunk like poultry then he said maybe beef. Benjy confirmed that he ate a ton of chicken yesterday so Danny was right. Then Benjy said he could fart up another one from what he ate earlier in the day yesterday. That one stunk like rotten eggs according to Danny. Benjy said he was right because he had eaten some eggs. Gary also had to fart so he blipped one in Danny's face. Dan tried to sniff it but said he couldn't tell what it was. 2 out of 3 ain't bad. Danny plugged his band X-Cellerate or Accelerate.. one of those two.. They're playing at the Green Derby in Edison, NJ on March 27.

  • Alanis Won't Do Stern. 2/18/99. 7:50am
    Howard brought up the fact that Alanis Morissette won't do his show. She's appearing on his station in New York City tomorrow afternoon but she's afraid to come on Howard's show for some reason. Howard's upset over it because he's a fan of hers and he's said that in the past. He played tracks off of her new album when it came out and said he loved some of the songs on it. He was doing it again this morning saying that he wants her on the show or he'll pull out her old, bad disco albums and play them on the air. Howard also got K-Rock's program director, Steve Kingston, on the phone to tell him to ban Alanis' songs from the station until she comes on. Gary spoke to some record company guy who said that Alanis won't be coming on K-Rock tomorrow anyway and said that he did try to get her to do Howard's show. The one problem with Howard's threat is that K-Rock doesn't play Alanis' songs. Gary did point out that some of Howard's other affiliates might follow Howard's lead and give him more of a bargaining chip. Howard still says he'll play her bad disco albums until she does the show. The program director from Toronto's Q-107 called in a little later to say they're banning all Alanis songs as of this morning. Same goes for WNVE up in Rochester, NY. The program director from WNVE called in and said they're sending the albums back to the record company. Around 9:30 Howard played a snipit of one of Alanis' bad disco albums. It was really bad too. I think the name of the song was ''Disco Queen'' or something like that.

  • Prince Lazarus Of New Utopia Calls In. 2/18/99. 8:00am
    This guy Prince Lazarus, a retired 67 year old, called in to tell Howard about the new country he's starting. He's claimed some islands out in the Caribbean and he's starting a new country he's going to call New Utopia. The odd thing about the islands is that they're submerged. He said that the highest point on the islands is about 12 feet under water but he's going ahead with plans to build a country on platforms. He called it ''The Venice of the Caribbean'' and said he'll have everything from an airport to hotels and casinos on the 284 square mile island. He said that to become a citizen you just have to cough up $1500. He has around 570 sucker..er, uh, citizens who have paid that $1500 citizenship fee so far. He's also put up $500,000 of his own money to go toward construction of the island. He said that there won't be any real government interference with the people and it'll be a tax haven for the citizens. There won't be a prison but he said if someone does something that warrants prison they'll be sent to somewhere like Honduras. That should be enough to scare people into not breaking laws I guess. You can find out more about New Utopia at www.new-utopia.com. Howard told the Prince that maybe he'd think of becoming a citizen some day... yeah right.

  • Gary To Drive ''Grave Digger'' Monster Truck! 2/18/99. 8:15am
    Gary is making an appearance at the Nassau Coliseum this weekend for the ''U.S. Hot Rod Monster Jam.'' He made a quick announcement that he'll be the first guy, other than the owner,to drive Grave Digger to actually drive the monster truck. He said he'll get a lesson on driving the huge truck, then he gets to drive it around in the mud. Head on over to Nassau Coliseum this Saturday, February 20 to see Monster Teeth driving the Monster Truck.

  • Singer Julian Lennon Comes In. 2/18/99. 8:40am
    Singer Julian Lennon came in to promote his new album ''Photograph Smile.'' Julian Lennon is the son of the late Beatle, John Lennon. Howard said it best when he told Julian that he hit ''The sperm lottery'' and was born as John Lennon's child. The two of them spent most of the interview talking about how Julian was left out of his father's will and how Yoko Ono and Sean Lennon were left with John's millions. Julian did get a little bit of money out of Yoko but he hinted that it wasn't more than about $1 million. Julian told Howard that he got out of the music business for about 6 or 7 years because he didn't like what was going on at the time. Howard had to point out how bad Sean Lennon's album turned out. Julian defended him by saying that he heard Sean's demos before Yoko got a hold of them and they were pretty good. Who knows what happened after that. Howard had his notes on Julian so he asked him about some of his ex-girlfriends. Julian dated Brooke Shields for a couple of months when he was younger. He wouldn't go into any details though. He also dated Olivia D'Abo who was starring on ''The Wonder Years'' at the time. He wouldn't talk about that much either. Julian said that he still talks to Paul McCartney and George Harrison once in a while. He said those two talk to him more than Ringo Starr. Before Julian left Howard played a little bit of Julian's new album. It sounds very much like a Beatles' album. The album will be released next week.

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  • Alanis Update. 2/18/99. 3:00pm
    During Howard's show this morning there was a whole controversy about Alanis Morissette not doing his show. Well, it spilled over into the rest of the day at Howard's originating station, WXRK. Alanis was scheduled to do the afternoon show with Will Pendarvis on Friday. When Gary spoke to the record company guy this morning he said that she wouldn't be doing Will's show either. Well, Will was on the air this afternoon filling everyone in on what was going on and explaining what had happened. He was running spots yesterday saying that he'd be giving away the chance to see Alanis perform in the studio so he had to explain why that wouldn't be happening today. He wasn't stepping on Howard's toes or anything but a little while later he announced that he got something from Alanis. He received flowers and an invitation, with tickets and back stage passes, to come to her show. Will was in a sticky situation because he didn't want to piss Howard off by going to the show so he said he'd ask Gary if it was okay. Last I heard is that Will spoke to Gary and Gary seems to think that Howard won't be upset if he goes to the show. Will is planning on bringing some kind of recording device to the show so he can ask her why she's not doing Howard's show. Tune in tomorrow morning to find out what happened.

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    -- Friday February 19, 1999 --

  • Alanis Morissette Update. 2/19/99. 6:30am
    Yesterday Howard made the decision to ban all Alanis Morissette music from his station.. even though they weren't playing any of her songs to begin with... because she won't do his show. That decision effected another DJ, Will Pendarvis, on Howard's station in New York City. Will ended up going to see Alanis last night at her show and got a 4 minute interview with her. Will was on the phone while Howard played the tape this morning. Will said that Alanis was skirting around the questions he was asking her about Howard. He asked her a bunch of questions about why she wasn't doing Howard's show and she said that she didn't know anything about it. She claimed that she's been really busy this week and she wouldn't have had time to do Howard's show. Will was upset because she was scheduled to do his show today but that got canceled also. Alanis played dumb on that subject also. After Will did the interview Alanis' manager yelled at him for asking her questions about Howard. Will thought the questions were relevant and didn't really think they were that bad. In the mean time, another one of Howard's affiliates has dropped Alanis from their play list. So far Q-107 up in Toronto, WNVE in Rochester, NY and WTFX in Louisville, KY have all taken Alanis off their station until she agrees to do Howard's show.

  • The Gossip Game With Jamie Dudney. 2/19/99. 7:10am
    Barbara Mandrell's daughter, Jamie Dudney, came in to play the Mike Walker Gossip Game this morning. Howard spent a minute talking to Jamie about how her mother is praying for her while she's on the show today. Howard said Jamie's pretty cute and has a ''nice rack'' on her. They moved on to the gossip game pretty quick to get that out of the way.

    Mike Walker from the National Enquirer calls in each week with 4 gossip stories. One of the stories is false, three of them are from his National Enquirer gossip column. Everyone tries to guess which story is the false one.. Here are this week's stories:

    1. The producers of ''Friends'' are upset because David Schwimmer will be playing a rapist in his next film. They think it'll ruin his clean cut image on the show.
    2. Zorro star Catherine Zada Jones' new boyfriend turns out to be actor Michael Douglas.
    3. Sylvester Stallone demanded three trailers while he's filming his new movie ''Detox.'' He needs one as a bedroom, one office and one gym trailer.
    4. Actor Matt Leblanc has started taking parenting classes because his girlfriend has 2 kids of her own.
    Robin and Jamie both chose number 4 as the false story. Howard picked number 2 and Jackie picked number 1. Jackie was the winner this week.

    After the game Howard spent some time talking to Jamie about her life and all of her good looking relatives. Jamie said that her parents are trying to sell their 27,000 square foot home in Nashville. They're asking about $7.4 Million for the home. Jamie rents an apartment in New York City while she works on the soap opera ''As The World Turns.'' She plays Georgia Tucker on the show. Jamie was a pretty good interview even though she's so religious that she prides herself on never using the lord's name in vain. She's proud of the fact that she's never said ''God Damnit'', something Howard says just about every day. Howard found out that Jamie's mom said in some interview that Howard is ''Evil and scary'' but she thinks that Jamie can save his soul. Yeah, right. After the interview was done and Howard took a break he realized that he forgot to ask Jamie about something. He had her come back in. When Jamie was 8 years old she and her mother were involved in a nasty auto accident. Howard read that for a while Barbara thought that she was Santa Claus. Jamie said that was true. They had been Christmas shopping at the time and she had a nasty head injury so she thought she was Santa. Jamie said the head injury effected her mother for over a year. Howard was just going to ask her about that whole Santa thing but he kept her in the studio for another 5 or 10 minutes. He spent that time trying to find out if she's ever seen her mother or father naked. She's seen both of them nude at some point in her life. She said her brother ''shanked'' her father at Christmas one year and he wasn't wearing any underwear. It took a few seconds for Howard to figure out that ''shanked'' meant that the kid pulled down his father's pants.

  • Trip To Beverly Hills Planet Hollywood Giveaway. 2/19/99. 8:50am
    Howard had a trip to give away to a lucky listener. The trip was to some Oscar night viewing party at the Beverly Hills Planet Hollywood. He had KC come in to do one of his wacky games with a listener. Howard had a woman on the phone who played the game. KC had 5 celebrity names and 3 choices of what their birth names actually were. The listener had to guess the correct name and get 3 out of 5 correct. Here are the celebrities and their real names:
    • Jane Seymore - Joyce Frankenberg
    • Whoopi Goldberg - Karen Johnson
    • Bob Dylan - Robert Zimmerman
    • Engelbert Humperdink - Arnold Dorsey
    • Red Buttons - Aaron Schwatt
    The listener got 3 out of the 5 correct and won the trip. After that KC hung around and asked if he could play some tape of a homeless guy he interviewed. It turned out to be one of his wacky lame bits. The premise was that he went out and asked this homeless guy to use certain words in a sentence. He had Howard play the tape and it was obviously a set up thing where the ''homeless'' guy would use the word Disappointment in a sentence like ''My parole officer tells me if I miss disappointment they'll throw me back in the big house!'' It was kind of funny but KC was way to happy with his own work. Here's another example with the word Foreclose: ''If I pay my bills I won't have enough money foreclose!'' One more example for Seldom: ''Someone gave me 2 tickets for the Nets game so I seldom!'' You get the idea right? KC was so friggin proud but Howard said that everyone was just laughing at him, not his brilliant ideas. One interesting thing we found out was that KC's real name is Kyle Casey, KC for short.

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