After the break Howard came back with the Wack Packers who would be holding the carrots in their asses. High Pitch Eric, Kenneth Keith Kallenbach, Beetlejuice, Vin the Retard and a porn actress by the name of Shelly Jones were all set to play the game. Howard had a Wheel-of-Fortune-type wheel set up so they could spin it to see which Wack Pack member would the lucky carrot holder. Howard introduced each wack pack member and spoke to them for a minute. High Pitch Eric still can't pick up women and his voice is still just as high pitched as ever. Shelly Jones told Howard that she was on the cover of the August 1995 Playboy magazine. She also just filmed a porno for Vivid Video. Beetlejuice the dwarf rambled on about his new ''Beetlejuice'' tattoo. Howard said Beetlejuice also does porno and apparently he has a big penis. Kenneth Keith Kallenbach made his return to the show and tried to be a little wacky but he couldn't quite match Beetlejuice's wackiness. Last but not least Vin the Retard. Vin is back in stand-up comedy so Howard had him do a little bit of his act. Unfortunately he was unintelligible through most of his joke. He's usually pretty understandable but not today. Howard finally had all of them put carrots in the crack of their ass so the women could play some Butt Buffet. High Pitch Eric got naked and Howard said he looked really disgusting. Heather volunteered to go first to get it out of the way. She spun the wheel and came up with Kenneth Keith Kallenbach. Ken yelled out ''Come eat my carrot!'' so off she went. There was disgust and laughter all at the same time. Jackie was gagging in the background as Heather pulled the carrot from Ken's ass and ate it. Howard told her she got her wish of implants. Jasmine went next and her first spin got Kenneth Keith. Howard had her spin a second time. She got High Pitch Eric! Eric was thrilled. Howard said Eric was the most vile of them all. Jasmine went over and got her carrot. There was a lot of Ohhh's and Ughh's from the crew. Everyone was disgusted. Jasmine did her deed and won her liposuction. Heather then asked if she could do it again for some liposuction on top of her implants. Howard told her only if she ate it out of Beetlejuice's ass. She went for it and ate another carrot. Beetlejuice loved it also. Before ending the segment Howard let everyone plug their stuff. Here are some of them:
Each week Mike Walker calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. Jerry said he doesn't read the National Enquirer but he loves the game. Here are this week's stories:
After the game Howard tried to get some info out of Jerry about dating Sara Michelle Gellar but he wasn't talking. Howard pulled some tape of Sara saying that she was just friends with Jerry and after that Jerry wouldn't talk. He said he'd let Sara answer all of Howard's questions. Howard also went over how Jerry was discovered in 6th grade at school in New York. He was picked out of his school and went out to meet with Rob Reiner to audition for ''Stand By Me.'' At the time his mother told him he was going to meet the guy from Archie Bunker. He thought he was going to meet Carol O'Conner but when he saw Rob Reiner he said ''You're not Archie Bunker, you're Meathead!'' Howard tried to get more info about Jerry banging chicks out in L.A. but he didn't give many details. He hinted that he gets laid a lot but still no details. Howard really wanted to find out some stuff but it wasn't happening. Howard finally got around to asking Jerry about this new movie ''Body Shots.'' There are a lot of sex scenes in the movie so Howard spoke to him about that. Jerry said he had to wear a sock-type thing over his genitals during the filming. He did get to see his co-star, Tara Reed's breasts though. She wore some kind of patch over her genital area. Howard opened up today's Daily News and saw that the movie got 3 stars which is pretty good. The New York Post only gave it 2 stars though. Jerry was pretty impressed with the 3 star review though. Howard tried a few more times to get some info out of Jerry about Sara but it was useless.. Howard told him if he ever wants to get back on the show he'd better start talking.