For The Week Of 12/29/97 to 1/2/98

-- Friday January 2, 1998 --
• The Best Of Stern. 1/2/98.
  Here are today's featured bits:
  • A Moment In Crackhead Bob History
  • ''I've Got You Babe'' performed by Crackhead Bob and Fred the Elephant Boy
  • Fartman VS Freddy Kreuger
  • ''Scotty Says'' song parody
  • Actor Michael Moriarity comes in
  • ''When Scott Does 17'' song parody
  • ''Scott's A Loser'' song parody
  • Bob McCalister argues with Howard about TV violence
  • Howard and Gary bet on a basketball game - Loser has to put nose by the other's ass while he farts
  • ''Scream 3'' movie commercial parody
  • Howard wins the basketball bet - Gary's nose goes in for the fart
  • Mark Hamill comes in during bet fart

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  -- Thursday January 1, 1998 --

• No Show Today - New Years Day. 1/1/98.
  Happy New Year!

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  -- Wednesday December 31, 1997 --

• The Best Of Stern. 12/31/97.
  Here are today's featured bits:
  • Steve Grillo's homosexual experience
  • ''Scream 3'' movie commercial parody
  • America performs ''Boy With Horse Teeth''
  • ''Scotty Says'' song parody
  • ''When Scott Does 17'' song parody
  • Howard reads some hate mail
  • Howard talks about his wife ignoring him
  • ''Scott's A Loser'' song parody
  • Howard talks to his wife about how he does his show
  • Garry Shandling calls in
  • Howard talks to his childhood bully, Johnny Mendolla
  • Woman who asked Jerry Seinfeld about Howard calls in

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  -- Tuesday December 30, 1997 --

• The Best Of Stern. 12/30/97.
  Here are today's featured bits:
  • Return To Mayberry
  • David Hasslehoff and his wife come in
  • Match Game 1986
  • ''When Scott Does 17'' song parody
  • Howard replays old tapes ''Godzilla Goes To Harlem'' and ''Das Love Boot''
  • Howard meets Paula Ciccone
  • Mr. T calls in
  • Howard talks about his in-laws and his basement bunker
  • Howard talks to his Mother on the phone
  • Howard talks to a guy who jogged with President Clinton

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  -- Monday December 29, 1997 --

• The Best Of Stern. 12/29/97.
  Here are today's featured bits:
  • The Ben Stern Day Care Center commercial
  • 22 year old heroine addict calls Howard for help
  • ''Scream 3'' Scott The Engineer movie commercial parody
  • ''When Scott Does 17'' song parody
  • Howard and Gilbert Gottfried goof on a female caller
  • ''Scotty Says'' song parody
  • Sternac
  • ''Scott's A Loser'' song parody
  • Stuttering John interviews Gennifer Flowers for the second time
  • Orlando Florida press conference
  • Miss Howard Stern 1994, Elaine Marks, complains about not flying to Cleveland with Howard
  • Howard replays Elephant Boy's speech from the Cleveland victory party