Howard Stern Show News Archives.
For The Week Of 11/3/97 to 11/7/97
-- Friday November 7, 1997 --
- The Real Doll Arrives!? 11/7/97. 6:20am
First thing this morning Howard heard that the Real Doll he ordered over a month ago had finally come in. The giant casket sized box was brought into the studio so they could unveil the new toy. The box was padlocked and nailed shut. Gary unlocked the padlock and opened up the box. The doll was wrapped in plastic so Howard told him to lift her out. All of a sudden Howard freaked out because the doll's eyes opened. Then she moved! It wasn't the Real Doll after all. It was a real woman pretending to be the doll. Jackie and Doug from E! came up with the idea to scare the crap out of Howard. It worked. Later in the show they unveiled the real Real Doll.
- Jackie In Contract Negotiations Again? 11/7/97. 6:50am
Something odd is going on between the E! network and Jackie. This morning he had a wall up around him so he wouldn't show up on camera. Every few years something happens either between him and E! or the radio station. It usually has something to do with contract negotiations. He wouldn't tell Howard exactly what was going on but Howard said he'd look into it. Maybe we'll know something on Monday.
- Howard Plays With The Real Doll & William Shatner Comes In. 11/7/97. 7:30am
Howard had the Real Doll to play with so he and the rest of the gang were feeling it and sticking their fingers in her openings. Robin said that the hands looked a little strange but Howard didn't care. He thought that the thing looked really great. He said that it feels strange but good. He didn't have sex with the doll today but said he'd probably do it on Monday. He did kiss the doll though. When Ralph told him that the mouth felt really good Howard decided to check it out up close and personal. He said that he didn't tongue her but just kissed her on the mouth. William Shatner walked into the studio during the doll molesting. I guess he wanted to see what the hell was going on. He seemed a little stunned by the whole thing. The were throwing around a few names for the new doll but none of them stuck with her. Howard had a letter from the designer of the doll so he read that and eventually moved on to the William Shatner stuff. Shatner was in to plug his new book ''Quest For Tomorrow; In Alien Hands''. So much was going on that Howard kept Shatner around for the Mike Walker game.
- The Mike Walker Game With William Shatner. 11/7/97. 8:05am
William Shatner didn't seem to be very thrilled to be playing this game because he said the National Enquirer has done some false stories on him in the past. Mike is the gossip editor for The National Enquirer. He played along anyway though. Here are the 4 stories. One of them is false, try to pick it.
William Shatner chose number 2 as the false story, Robin chose 3 as did Howard and Jackie chose number 1. The actual false story was number 2. Mr. Shatner was correct. He said that he hates the game because a lot of the stories are fakes. Mike Walker didn't get the chance to defend himself though. Oh well. Shatner hung around for the next segment also which was the ''What's My Secret'' game.
- Alec Baldwin is upset that Playboy is going to show some old nude pictures of his wife Kim Basinger in an upcoming issue.
- Demi Moore had an Armani store close down so she could do some shopping in private. She only spent $2,000. When Armani heard that he told his employee's to never shut down again.
- Heather Locklear was upset by a sign on Alyssa Milano's dressing room that read ''Our New Star'' because Heather's going to be leaving the show for a while.
- Danny Devito asked each individual passenger on a trans-atlantic flight if he could light up a cigar. Only one passenger said no, unless he gave him a cigar.
- ''What's My Secret'' Game With William Shatner, Elephant Boy And Colt 40-Feinberg. 11/7/97. 8:20am
Fred The Elephant Boy and comedian Colt 40-Feinberg came in to play ''What's My Secret'' with William Shatner. The woman who had the secret came in and answered a bunch of questions from the celebrity panel. None of the questions really led to them finding out what her secret was so Howard had to interrupt and just tell them what it was. The woman is able to smoke a cigarette with her private parts. In other words she has a smoking vagina. She demonstrated this talent and amazed everyone in the room. It must have been a hell of a sight because Howard yelled out ''Unbelievable!'' when he saw it. He said that she inhaled and exhaled the smoke! WOW!
- Pamela Lee Comes In. 11/7/97. 8:50am
Pamela came in to plug the fact that she's a spokesperson for the PETA people. PETA is People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. She's done some pictures for ads and stuff to promote the fact that she's against furs or something.. What Howard didn't know was the fact that she's 8 and a half months pregnant! She's still gorgeous and isn't fat. They spent a few minutes talking about the infamous stolen video tape that's floating around out there on the web. A gun safe was stolen out of Pam and Tommy's home a while back and the home video was in it. The tape contains very, VERY graphic shots of them having sex with each other. There are a lot of people selling it and Pam said they're going to go after the people selling it and buying it. I don't know exactly how they're going to do that but beware. Howard saw the tape a couple of weeks ago and, although he's against the people selling the tape, he really enjoyed watching it. Pam didn't stick around too long today because she had to go over to the Regis and Kathy Lee show.
-- Thursday November 6, 1997 --
- The ''Clone Your Bone'' Guy Calls In. 11/6/97. 7:25am
This guy Steve Turner has some kind of kit that allows you to make a mold of your penis. Howard had it in his possession and the guy on the phone. What you're supposed to do is use this special mixture to make a mold of your penis and then use hot wax to reproduce it. You can also use something other than wax to clone your penis. Something like butter or I guess even Jello would work. I can't imagine why anyone would want to do this but it's available at www.cloneyourbone.com
- Author Of ''Male On Male Rape'' Calls In. 11/6/97. 8:05am
Michael Scarce, author of ''Male On Male Rape'', was on the phone to plug his book and to talk to Howard a bit. I'm not exactly sure what the book is about but I guess he talks about how a lot of men are raping other men. It's not just homosexuals either. He says that straight men also rape other straight men as a way of showing their power or something like that. It all sounded a little odd to me. The book is available through the following phone number: 1-800-221-9369.
- 19 Year Old Woman Licks Beverage Off Of Jackie. 11/6/97. 8:25am
Jeannine was supposed to come in and lick some Heinekin beer off of Jackie. She came in this morning to do that but before she had the chance to do it Robin brought up the fact that she's under the legal drinking age. They had a change of plans and ended up using a diet drink of Gary's called ''Success''. The girl was very good looking according to everyone in the studio. She's 19 years old, 5'5'' tall, 125 pounds with DD-Cup breasts. She says they're not implants. She claims that she's a travel agent also. Howard spent a few minutes talking to her before she did the dirty deed. We learned that she started having sex at age 13 when some drug dealer raped her and that she's only had 6 sex partners, 4 guys and 2 girls. After taking a break they came back and Jeannine did her thing. Jackie laid on the floor and Jeannine sat on his crotch. She poured the chocolate diet drink on him and licked it off. Jackie protested at one point because she bit his nipple. After spending some time on his chest she moved down to his thighs for some chocolate licking. By this time she had the chocolate drink all over her pants and breasts. Stuttering John came in and told Jackie that his wife called and said not to come home tonight. That call turned out to be a phony because the real Nancy called in a little while later. Nancy says that she wants equal time and that Howard has to lick something off of her. Howard didn't protest at all. He finds Nancy very attractive so he'll have her in anytime. Jeannine also asked to lick Howard's fingers. He let her do it and it must have turned him on because it sounded like he was in love.
- 71 Year Old Stripper Comes In. 11/6/97. 9:25am
While Jeannine was still in the studio Howard brought in this 71 year old woman who has breast implants. She had called in recently to tell Howard about her implants. She didn't look like a 71 year old woman according to Howard. He didn't say how old she did look though. She's had a face lift also so that helped I'm sure. Her new breasts only brought her from a B-Cup to a C-cup so it wasn't a big change. She showed Howard what they looked like. He said that they looked pretty natural, maybe too natural. She should have gone for bigger ones I guess. She danced a little bit also. Her ''coach'' had come down to the studio with her. The coach is a 28 year old woman who's starring in some play about strippers. Jeannine and the coach ended up kissing for Howard.
-- Wednesday November 5, 1997 --
- Guy Drinks Underwear Water For Private Parts Package. 11/5/97. 6:55am
This guy called in yesterday and said that he'd drink water wrung out of Dee Snider's underwear for a Private Parts package. Howard told him to come down today instead. They wrung water out of Jackie, Fred and Howard's underwear. The guy drank it down with a straw. The guy must have been just a little bit embarassed because he wore a hockey mask the whole time. When he came into the studio he was complaining about how Jackie wasn't paying attention to him earlier. He started yelling out ''F-Timmy'' and ''F-Jackie'' at Jackie. Jackie said that he really didn't have time to stop and talk to the guy at the time.
- Dr. Carol Leiberman Calls In. 11/5/97. 7:55am
This woman wrote a book called ''Bad Boys, Why Do We Love Them? How To Live With Them And When To Leave Them.'' Howard talked to her about why someone like Mary Jo Buttofuocco would stay with her husband Joey after all of the things he's done. They also talked about Kathy Lee and Frank Gifford. She had some interesting theories about why women like ''bad boys'' and why they stay with them. I zoned out during the interview...
- Daniel Carver's Movie Reviews. 11/5/97. 8:40am
KKK member Daniel Carver called in with his latest movie reviews. Today he reviewed ''Waiting To Exhale'', ''To Kill A Mockingbird'' and ''House Party''. Here are his reviews:
I guess that the ratings are out of a possible 5 hoods. Daniel really didn't like ''Waiting To Exhale''. He seems to like some of the funnier black movies but as soon as they get serious he hates them.
- Waiting To Exhale - Zero Hoods
- House Party - Three Hoods
- To Kill A Mockingbird - Two Hoods
- Governor Whitman Thanks Howard For Support. 11/5/97. 9:00am
New Jersey Governor Christie Whitman won the election yesterday by about 1 percent. She called Howard to thank him for his support. She couldn't talk long because of her busy schedule but she did say that Howard is invited to the inaugural ball.
- Robin Run Over By Her Horse! 11/5/97. 9:05am
Robin had a minor mishap with her horse Blaze yesterday. She was trying to mount the horse when he was spooked by a couple of things. The horse took off and Robin fell to the ground. When she fell Blaze stepped on Robin's butt cheek and clipped her ankle. She wasn't seriously hurt this time but Howard seems to think that she'll end up like Christopher Reeve some day.
-- Tuesday November 4, 1997 --
- Yesterday's Web Site Of The Day. 11/4/97. 6:20am
Yesterday Howard was talking about a web site where you can read about strange things that doctors have pulled out of people's butts. He forgot to mention the URL so he mentioned it this morning. Here it is: www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html
- Donald Trump Comes In. 11/4/97. 7:25am
Donald Trump came in to plug his book ''Art Of The Comeback''. He brought along the woman that helped write the book, Kate Boner. She was pretty cute according to Howard. Donald joked that he hired her for her looks. Howard and Donald talked about things like Donald's daughter Ivanca who is now a model at age 15. They also talked about Donald's ex-wives and stuff like that. Donald mentions Howard in his book and compliments him on his talents. He does disagree with Howard on one thing though. The way he talks about Kathy Lee and Frank Gifford.
- AC/DC Comes In To Perform. 11/4/97. 8:55am
Angus Young and Brian Johnson of the rock band AC/DC came in to perform a song for Howard. They talked for a short while before playing. The two of them are quite short. Angus is only 5 feet 2 inches tall. Brian is 5 foot 5 and a half. They came in to plug the release of an AC/DC box set which is coming out November 18. It's a 5 cd set full of songs and unheard material. They played ''You shook me all night long'' with just one guitar and an amp. It sounded pretty good. Before they left they got into a discussion about doing Howard's movie ''Private Parts''. Howard was very appreciative for them appearing in the movie. They said that they had fun doing it.
- Dee Snider Comes In. 11/4/97. 9:30am
Howard's good friend Dee Snider came in to hang out during the news today. He was also plugging a couple of dates that his band SMF's will be making. Dee has also written, directed and acted in a movie that's in the editing process right now. It's called ''Strangeland'' and it should be out next summer. Dee used to be in ''Twisted Sister'' years ago by the way. He and Howard discussed tattoos and piercings for a while. Howard wants to get a tattoo but he doesn't know what he wants. Ralph called in during the discussion to tell Howard to just go get one and stop talking about it. Dee also showed off his pierced nose. It's pierced on the inside across the septum. Howard took a call from a guy who said that he and some friends went over to Dee's house to smash his mailbox one time. As they did it Dee came running out of his house with a chainsaw and ran after them. It was true because Dee admitted to it. He did it just to scare the crap out of people who mess with his stuff.
-- Monday November 3, 1997 --
- Alex Wahloo(spelling?) Calls In. 11/3/97. 7:05am
Tonight on Primetime Live this guy will be interviewing Mike Tyson. He called in this morning to plug the show and to tell Howard what he thinks of Mike. Alex is the Executive Vice President over at ABC Television as well as a boxing analyst. He told Howard how Mike Tyson is actually smarter than he seems. The interview airs tonight on ABC.
- Governor Christie Whitman Comes In. 11/3/97. 7:30am
New Jersey Governor Christie Whitman came in to get Howard's endorsement once again. She's called in a couple of times in the past couple of weeks. Today she was in the studio hanging out with Howard for a while. Her secret service guys were there with her. Howard talked to her a little bit about her ability to escape from her secret service guys once in a while. She needs to get away from them once in a while and she's actually gotten in a disguise to hide from them. They also discussed a couple of the issues that are bugging voters. The biggest one in Jersey is the auto insurance issue. She's said in the past that she'll bring down the rates but it hasn't happened. She said that she talked to some other governor who told her not to try it because it makes more of a mess than it's worth. Scott DePace from E! also came in to ask about getting self-service gas stations in Jersey. Right now there is a law forbidding it and he wants it changed.. There's not a good reason, he just wants self-service. Christie also said that they'll be taking a picture of Howard to put on their web site today. The address for that is www.christie97.org
- ''Perfect 10'' Girls / Sandra Bernhard Come In. 11/3/97. 8:15am
Last week Howard was talking about this magazine ''Perfect 10''. In it there are gorgeous women who, in their profiles, say that they like Howard. There were about 5 out of 15 women who mentioned Howard in some way. Today a few of those women came in to meet Howard. Howard's favorite, Jocelyn, didn't make it in because she got an acting part on Seinfeld. She was supposed to come in until this popped up. The names that I caught were Taylor, Amber and Alexandria. There may have been one more but I'm not positive. Anyway, since Robin wasn't so sure about them actually liking Howard they gave the girls a little bit of a quiz. They asked questions like:
Most of the girls seemed to know most of the answers so Robin seemed convinced that they were actually fans. Since the show was running a little late Howard brought in Sandra Bernhard to meet the girls. He thought that maybe Sandra would be attracted to the ''Perfect 10'' girls. He was wrong. Sandra hung out with them for a little while but nothing really happened. Later in the interview after the girls left she said that they weren't really perfect 10's in her book. Sandra was there to plug some live show that she's doing at the West Beth Theater. It's called ''I'm Still Here Damn It'' and it runs for a couple of weeks this month. After the ''Perfect 10'' girls had gone Sandra hung around for her own segment. She and Howard discussed how messed up their fathers were when they were kids. Howard played tape of his father yelling at him when he was younger. He has proof of how he was yelled at. Before Sandra left Howard wanted to get a kiss from her. She made her way over to him and the next thing you know Howard has his hands down her pants and he's squeezing her ass. She was really enjoying it so she grabbed his crotch and Howard didn't push her away! She said that he had a ''big one'' at one point. The delay was hit a couple of time so they may have gotten a little graphic with their language. It sounded like Sandra was really into Howard.
- Who stutters on the show?
- What's the General Manager's name?
- What was the name of Howard's movie?
- What channel is Howard's TV show on?
- What's the name of Howard's wife?
- What's Gary's nick-name?
- Homeless ''Radio Man'' Guy Comes In. 11/3/97. 10:00am
This guy came in today to give Howard some gossip on Gwineth Paltrow. They call him ''Radio Man'' because he wears a radio around his neck. He's some guy who either used to be homeless or is homeless. It wasn't real clear which one it was. He used to hang out at the ''Private Parts'' set while they were filming. Now he goes around to a bunch of different sets and, well I don't know what he does. Well his gossip on Gwineth Paltrow turned out to be nothing. He really didn't have much to say about her. It was kind of interesting to hear about the guys weird life but he didn't have much else to say.
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