Howard started the show talking about how he was talking to Gary but he forgot to put the microphone on. He said he as trying to find out if he saw anything at Jimmy Kimmel when he was there on Friday night. He said Gary told him it was very chaotic. He said even their green rooms are less chaotic than over there. Gary said they had a green room where the Mets were. He said they had Public Enemy there too. He said that the Mets were sitting in a corner. Howard said he has Ronnie posted outside his door. He said if you want peace and quiet before the show you have to forget about it. He said everyone just crashes your room. Gary said if Ronnie wasn't there so many people would have stopped by. He said he thinks Jimmy likes that vibe. Howard said he doesn't like it though. He said there might be other guests who don't like it either. Howard said people have to think before they go out. He said people are just crashing into your door. He said Ronnie was fending off a lot of people. He said he wondered how that worked.
Howard said Flavor Flav wanted to come in. He said he's from the same home town as he is. Howard said he told Ronnie to let Flavor know that he was on the phone. He said when he was done he said hello to him. He said that he brought in about 10 guys with him. He said he didn't know if they were in Public Enemy or not. Robin said she saw that and she had no idea what was going on. Howard said that everyone was on their phone and no one asks if they can tape you. He said he was waiting for Jimmy after the show and he had Alex Wallau with him and his wife took out her phone and started to video tape it.
Ronnie came in and said it was insane over there. He said that Flavor Flav's guys went up and down the stairs like 500 times. Howard said he thought Public Enemy's performances were great. He said he didn't know they still performed together. He asked Ronnie what he told Flavor Flav. Ronnie said he'd tell them that he was on the phone. He said one of Jimmy's guys would come with them. He said no one from the family came. He said Huey Lewis came a few times too. Howard said he saw him after the show. Ronnie said he asked him to come back after the show. He said that he came back and that's when he saw him. Howard said he had a segment producer asking what he was going to do out there. Howard said he got to about 1/10th of what he wanted to get to on the show.
Gary said even he came by and Ronnie told him he was busy. Howard said he was trying to be very nice to the makeup people. He said they can fuck you if you're not. He said he was trying to be really nice. Howard said he was asking questions and meanwhile she had done his makeup every time he's been on the show. Howard said he was putting on a whole show for her to make sure she did a good job.
Ronnie said Robin was stuck in a room on the third floor. Robin said she had to ask someone to bring her down to see the show. Howard said he wanted to get her on to sing ''I Will Always Love You'' on the show but no one was helping him out with that.
Howard said all of the guys with Flavor Flav looked like the guys who used to beat him up in Roosevelt. Howard said he asked them if they remembered kicking his ass. Gary said they were all too young. Howard said he did get his ass kicked by younger kids. He said there would be 10 little kids who would kick his ass like little ants.
Howard said he has to say that no one laughs harder at Ronnie's sex tips than Ronnie. Ronnie said that guy didn't hang up on him very quick. Howard said it took a while to catch on.
Howard said if he plays that stuff for his wife she runs out of the room. Ronnie said that Jimmy and Molly love them. Howard said Molly learns a lot from Ronnie. Howard said no one writes this stuff for Ronnie. This stuff just comes out of his brain and they're the most perverse things.
Gary said he had a guy come up to him and he showed him a video of Ronnie saying ''You're going to cum like the moon.'' He said that seems to be his new catch phrase. Howard said Ronnie comes up with it all on his own. Howard played some new sex tips from Ronnie for Halloween. Howard said his voice is so perverted. In the clip Ronnie talks about this thing called Bobbing for Apple Bags. He explained how you dip your balls into your girl's mouth which is full of water so she's gobbling it up like bobbing for apples.
Robin said ''Good lord...'' when she heard that. Ronnie said he doesn't hear them until after they add the music. Ronnie asked if he heard the one with the chains. Howard said he cut that one because it was so out there. Howard said that this fucking maniac talks about a MILF coming to your house and jerking you off. He said he's pretty sure Ronnie can go to prison for this one. Howard played the clip and Ronnie was talking about dressing up like a mummy on Halloween and having MILFs grab your cock on the porch saying you have ''Mummy sticks'' in your crotch.
Howard said he's 61 now and he has no erectile dysfunction but he doesn't think about sex as much as he did at 40. He said Ronnie is getting close to 70 and he's still like this. Howard said if you do that thing dressing up like a mummy you're going to get arrested.
Howard said he has another tip where Ronnie says that he thinks a pumpkin looks like a guy's asshole. Howard played the clip and Ronnie was talking about how a guy's ass or girl's ass can look like a Jack-O-Lantern. He suggested sticking candy corn in a person's asshole to open it up. Howard said the guys were thinking about this and they think he wants it up his asshole. Robin said he has probably had it up there. Howard asked Ronnie about having a vibrator back there. Ronnie said he has but on the outside. Howard asked about the look of the Jack-O-Lantern. Ronnie described how it works if you look at the ass the right way. Howard asked what looks like the stem. Fred said it's the cock. He said that in his Ronnie voice. Ronnie said that where the crack is can look like the stem. Howard and Fred were doing their Ronnie voices and goofing on him about some of the things he was talking about in the clips.
Howard said he cut the one with the chain but he'll play it. Howard played the clip and Ronnie was talking about getting your cock nice and hard and wrap chains around it. He said then you jump up and down so neighbors think it's a chain rattling ghost. Howard said Ronnie thought that was a good one but he cut it. Howard said maybe he can paint his cock green like Frankenstein and call it Frankencock. Ronnie said he has to go downstairs. Howard said he has to get a guest. Howard played a clip of Elephant Boy saying who their guests were. He said they have David Spade and Sarah Silverman coming in today.
Howard said he has a couple more tips from Ronnie. Howard said he went berserk. Howard said it's not as much fun when he's not in the room. Howard made up some of his own in his Ronnie voice. Howard said he has one called Checking the Candy. Howard played that and Ronnie talks about when you check the candy when the kids come home. He said the husband has to check the wife and spread he rout to make sure no one stuck candy in her. He said then you take a snickers and swirl it around inside. He said if there are any marks in there then there might be a razor blade in there. Howard, Robin and Fred were all saying ''What?'' Howard said he doesn't know what that means. Howard asked why there would be marks in there. Gary said he thinks he's playing off of the razor blades in an apple thing. Howard went over that trying to figure out how that all works. Howard said he's not demented enough to understand his sex tips. Howard asked if they can remind him to ask Ronnie about it after their guests are gone. Howard said he has to ask about the sex tip checking the candy. Howard said his sexual fantasies are so bizarre he doesn't understand them.
Howard did more of his Ronnie impression and said one day they have to do a whole show about Ronnie. He and Fred were doing their impressions of Ronnie and goofing on him. Howard was making stuff up that Ronnie might suggest doing. They went to break after that.
Howard said Sarah is getting rave reviews for her new movie. Robin said that they say this kin of stuff about Oscar nominees. Howard said he saw Sarah on Ellen or something talking about her bouts with depression. He said the writer of the movie heard it and wanted her for the movie because she gets it. Howard said that both Sarah Silverman's movie and Amy Schumer's movies were made because they were heard on the show.
Howard said he's glad that David Spade didn't ask him to write a foreword to his book. Howard said they are doing a special for Halloween where they have guests reading Edgar Allen Poe stories. Howard said he thought it was going to be a disaster but it turned out really good. Howard said it will air on Saturday. Howard said that Robin sings in it. He said it's really good. Howard said he has to say this. He said radio plays can be tricky but Dr. Drew was really good in it and so was Sal. Howard said the other person who was really good in it was Tan Mom. Howard said she's a very good actress.
Robin said they didn't talk about Tan Mom at Jimmy's show. Howard said he talked to Jimmy about doing the Wack Pack thing. Howard said he told him it was going to be dangerous. Howard said that they did the Wack Pack thing and had Chuck Schumer in the Wack Pack which he thought was very funny. Howard said last week Jimmy thought it would be great to have Tan Mom as part of that segment. Howard said they got her to the show and she was in the green room but she was such a pain in the ass they had to get rid of her. Howard said she has no concept of how long she has to wait. Howard said that she was complaining after 5 minutes. Gary said Steve Brandano was there and he said that she held up taping for 5-10 minutes. He said she was in the balcony and she had to go to the bathroom and they replaced her seats and then she came back and got upset and left. Howard said they couldn't control her.
Howard said Steve was in the green room and taped her in there. Howard said she was complaining almost immediately. He said the other Wack Packers were trying to calm her down. Will came in and said this tape is from their green room when Jimmy was there. Howard played the clip and Tan Mom was going nuts saying she had to get out of there. Medicated Pete was trying to calm her down. Howard said it's like the Wizard of Oz in a way. Howard said they're all trying to help her. Howard said she gets aggravated easily. Howard played more audio of her freaking out and threatening to leave.
Shuli came in and told Howard about how he had to take her down to her car. He said she was telling people that she wasn't drunk, it was her shoes. Howard said she bad mouths her husband in front of everyone too. Howard played another clip of her calling her husband a loser. She was asking for someone to tie her shoe for her.
Shuli said they were waiting for her car downstairs and this woman looks over at her for a second and Tan Mom says ''What are you staring at?'' Shuli said then she leans on him and they both fall over.
Howard said that he played a prank call last week where Sal called Tan Mom and Tan Mom is yelling at his wife. Howard said the wife is played by an actress. He said in the second part Tan Mom becomes very sweet toward the wife. Howard played that clip and Sal's ''wife'' is saying she believes that Sal and Tan Mom never got together. Tan Mom yells at her husband telling him to just stir the pasta. Sal's fake wife invites her over and says she's a cool person. She said she was touching herself. Tan Mom said maybe if it was a different situation. Then she said she was turning her on. She said she can't believe that there are people there. She said she has company so she can't do it.
Howard said that now they're planning on getting it on in front of Sal. Howard said it keeps playing out. Shuli said Tan Mom called him the day before Kimmel and she sounded nothing like this. He said she sounded so normal. He said he's going to do an Embedded with her to see the two sides of Tan Mom. Howard played a clip of Tan Mom singing.
Shuli said that Joey Boots was at Kimmel and said Elephant Boy is the most disgusting person to be around. He said that's coming from a guy who hangs out with High Pitch Eric all the time. A piece of ham flew out of Elephant Boy's mouth and landed on Joey's neck.
Joey was on the phone so Howard talked to him for a minute. Joey said his question was if he can come in and pull on his hair to prove it's not a wig. Joey said there are people online who think that it's a wig. Joey said that he doesn't believe it but he wants to come in and pull on it. Howard said it's a compliment in a way that people think he has a wig. Howard said he doesn't though.
Robin said when they were at Kimmel's show they brought her to a green room and realized that Tan Mom was in there so they took her to a different room.
Joey asked where Howard and Jimmy went to eat. Howard said he has no idea what it was or where it was. He said they were in the city but he doesn't know where it was. Howard said he has to take a break to get to David Spade.
Shuli said that Jimmy's brother tweeted out a picture of what his phone looked like after High Pitch Eric borrowed it for 2 minutes. Howard saw the picture of the phone and it's covered in something weird. He said it's disgusting. Howard went to break after that.
Howard came back and said that David Spade is there. He said he's been reading his memoir and he really likes it. Howard said the book is called ''Almost Interesting: The Memoir'' and it'll be out tomorrow. Howard said Spade was smart and he didn't go 1000 pages. Howard said it's a terrific book. Howard said he wrote David that too. David said he got his email when he started it. Howard said they edited it nice. Howard said there are some good stories in there and one is about how he got cat fished. Howard said he wrote about the Saturday Night Live years too.
Howard said David was walking around and he saw a picture of a model in a store window. He asked people who it was. David said he held up a penny and took a picture of the penny with the chick behind it. He said he tweeted that out. Howard said then the girl contacts him on the Twitter account. David said she claimed to have heard about it. He said she direct messaged him. Howard said David thinks that it's the girl in the photo. David said he went on her web site and said thanks for that. He said she asked if he was coming to this party she was going to be at. David said his buddy said they had to go. Howard said it was a Victoria's Secret party. Howard said it looks lame to go there but he's going to pick up a chick there. David said he went and he saw the girl there. David said that the P.R. guy asked him to go over and say hi. David said she asked him again that day if he was going to be there and he told her to calm down.
David said he said hello to her and there were crickets. He said she had no idea about the Twitter thing. She said that she's not on Twitter. He said everything went in slow motion for him. He said he didn't see that coming. He said Miranda Kerr was there and he got to sit with her. He said that he couldn't even focus on that. David said they had a fake Twitter account and it wasn't this girl. He said he told Miranda about what happened and she felt bad. David said this girl didn't know what was happening. Howard said he's just about fucking her in his mind. David said he went home and hit up that chick again. He said it turns out it was a fan and the person wasn't even at the party. Howard said he was assuming it was a dude who did that.
Howard said that's pathetic that there is a girl out there who does that. David said he's only fallen for that kind of thing about 6 times. Howard said that you can end up with a model like that but the worst part of fame is that you can get scammed a lot too. David said when a girl who is out of your range likes you it helps you. He said it can be an ice breaker too. He said that he's not the kind of guy who a girl just has to fuck. He said you have to get to know them first.
David said he was going to call his book ''My Life as a 6.'' He said that he had a girl ask him what he thinks he is and he said a 7 and she said ''Six?'' He said that he's out on the tough streets of Beverly Hills every day. David said his doctor is like 70 and he told him that he realized that he's invisible. He said that four girls are talking around him and none of them see him. David said he starts saying that he doesn't want to be invisible.
Howard said David's book is really good. Howard said he doesn't read a lot of books but he read this one. He said that he started in the middle and went to the end. He asked David if he has to prepare for the talk shows he does. David said he's never had a book before. He said they can find things to talk about in the book. He said there are things to talk about. He said there was one interview where a guy asked him about his family and they went through a lot of that. He said he realized how fucked up he is from all of that. David said he thanked his father in the book for ditching them because he might not have gotten the book deal if he didn't.
Howard said David's step-dad killed himself. David said he found out that guy's dad and his dad's dad killed themselves too. He said that it's rough. Howard said the guy was good to David. David said he was very good. Howard said the guy sent him gifts but as his real father. David said that he was sort of a provider. He said he was a good guy and he was reliable. He said he got him into guns, coin collecting, chess and all of this stuff. Robin said that's all of the stuff that gets you laid. David said he was into chess and spelling bees. He said he got into finals. He said then he got dumb in high school. He said he had a great run there for a while. Howard said he was surprised that his older brother was the popular one. He said David met girls through him. David said that they all used him to get to his brother and he didn't give a fuck.
Howard said David wasn't the class clown. He said he actually wrote jokes for other people in class. David said there was a little bit of Cyrano going on back then. Howard said he was called Mini-Spade too. David said he was in the Mathletes and stuff. He said that he had some of the components of cool but he didn't know how to work it. He said he had some shit going on but he had no game. He said his brother was cool so they thought he was cool too.
Howard said that his mother gave David a t-shirt with his own face on it as a gift once. He said David wore it to school because he didn't want to make her feel bad. Howard said that doesn't seem like something he'd do. David said he blamed it on his dad leaving. He said he was a little fruity. He said he thought it might be fun to wear it. David said that was back when he'd smile and not feel so bad about it. He said he had the biggest smile. Howard asked what happened when he walked in. David said he put the shirt on and went out. He said the male part of him whispered that maybe he should put a flannel shirt over it. He said he was out playing kick ball or something. He said there were some chicks around. He said he unbuttoned one button of the flannel. He said he let some of it show. He said then you see some of his feathered hair. Then everyone knew it was a picture of him. He said that he ran back into school. He said this was when he was in 6th grade. He said that they goofed on him for 2 years after that. David said everyone demanded to see the shirt but he didn't show them.
Howard said that David got his first hand job at 17. David said it was great. He said he was driving to Flagstaff and this chick was in the back seat with him. He said this girl was kind of cute at the time. He said she was like a 5. He said she was getting hotter though. David said she was rubbing his leg and she was sort of in the vicinity of his dick. He said then she rubbed higher. He said that she's rubbing and she goes right to it. He said he blows it all over his shirt. Howard said David said she was tugging on it like a lawn mower. Howard said that David also says that his penis isn't that impressive. David said it's like that bird in a nest look. David said that she was yanking on it with no lube at all. He didn't care at the time. Howard said David describes exploding all over. Howard said he says that it looks like a paint can exploded on his Lacoste t-shirt. then he had to walk into a 7-Eleven to buy paper towels to clean up. Howard said now he has a girlfriend and that's who he loses his virginity to. David said that wasn't great either.
David said they went to a boxer party with a group called The Gents. He said he was in this group which is like a fraternity. He said they wore boxer shorts to the party. He said they were playing quarters. He said they got drunk and he was making out with the chick. He said he pulls her boxers off and she lifts her hips. He said she had the mega undies on. He said he pulls them down and sees her bush. Howard said he describe her bush like an air bag went off under her panties. David said he pulls those down and it's bad. He said he started to go for it and they were huffing and puffing away. He said she seems to like it. He said she started giggling during it. He said that's not a good thing. David said he does that and his balls were like ''this is not a drill.'' He said that this was almost better than beating off. David said he blew that jizz and it hit everything. He said it was all over the place. He said he needed a beach towel to clean it up. David said that she told him he'd get better at it.
Howard said David saw her about 10 years later. She gave him a 6 out of 10 in bed. David said this was at a Circle K in Phoenix. He said he went in at like 5 to 1 and she's the cashier in there. Howard said that must be weird. David said they laughed about it and he thinks she might have been up for a rally. He said he didn't want to prove that he wasn't any better though.
Howard said that David's book comes out tomorrow. Howard asked if he's scared about that. David said he is. He said that Sarah is doing one. He said Amy Schumer is doing one too. David said he figured that he just had to talk about his life once at lunch and the ghost writer would do all of the work. He said it turns out that you have to go to lunch for like 3 months. David said he thought he'd tell funny stories. He said that's what he did. Howard said the stories are very funny but truthful too.
Howard said David talks about getting into the entertainment business. David said he was in a fraternity in college and his brother was in it too. Howard said he skipped two grades. David said he did.
Howard asked how long it takes to get good at stand up. David said that he tried when he got into the fraternity. He said he didn't know anyone who did it. He said that he did some comedy nights and had no time for school. He said the fraternity tries to get you in. He said he ended up dropping out of school. He said that he was a pledge and they'd call him in to do this stuff. He said that they had him doing all kinds of work and stuff. He said his brother came around and asked how he's doing. He said his brother asked him if he wanted ice. He said he did and then his brother yells out that this pussy wants his ice. He said he took the ice. David said he was doing stand up, going to school and he had a job. He said he had to get out of school. He said he was making $80 a week doing stand up so he got out of school.
Howard asked what the addiction is. He asked if it's the laughs. David said that you think you might be good at something. David said he used to do other people's jokes. Howard said that he got into movies when a casting guy saw him doing stand up. He was in Police Academy. He got paid $2,500 a week for 10 weeks. David said that he was ad-libbing things for the movie as a skate boarder. He said he didn't tell anyone he can't act. He said then he gets back and gets offered a TV show. He said he had money for a car so he bought a Honda Accord and it got stolen with an hour of driving to the Improv. He said he thinks that the girl who he bought it from may have had it stolen. He said he had no insurance either. He said he was back to zero. David said he was offered a job on a TV show and his agents turned it down. He said that they told him he was too good for this show. He said it was a new agency and they thought that it wasn't good to take the show on FOX. He said he did 30 auditions and didn't get one call back. Then the agency dropped him. David said he had less heat and no one would even see him.
Howard asked David about the Young Comedian's Special that got him on Saturday Night Live. David said he looked young and he had a style that was different. He said he made up his own style in Arizona. David said that he had a guy tell him that he was horrible at comedy but he was good talking about other things in between the jokes. Howard asked what he did after that. David said that he did go back to doing the shitty jokes. Howard asked what he was doing in between the jokes. David said he'd comment on the jokes and he'd just comment out loud.
David talked about how he got the Young Comedians thing. He said they picked 5 people and he was the sixth. He said that he was bummed but then they called him back. He said they added him to the show and jammed him in with the other 5. He said that Dennis Miller was a big help. He said Dennis told him that he shouldn't have changed his act once. He said he thought he had to make it hackier. He said that David told him that he has to do what he thinks is right or get out of comedy. David said if you don't kill on the road then he won't be invited back.
David said he got on the Young Comedians thing and Lorne Michaels saw that. He said he auditioned for Saturday Night Live and they all bombed other than Tom Kenny. He said that Dennis told him you don't want to kill too hard or you look like a road hack. He said they liked them as writers so he and Rob Schneider were hired as writers. David said he didn't know how to write though. Howard said that's the best way to learn. He said you go in and everyone ignores you. David said everyone was good there. He said he was a good player but not that good. He said he was just an amusing person and he just writes jokes. Howard said David was jealous of the other guys who were hitting it big there. David said he liked these guys too and he didn't want to be jealous. He said Mike Myers and Dana Carvey were so good. He said that he had to write jokes and they had people like Conan O'Brien, Bob Odenkirk and guys like that writing. He said everyone is writing there and only 7 sketches get on.
David said he wrote something for Chris Farley. He said that he called it Goo-Goo and the Honey Pot. He said that Chris is stuck in a honey pot and he gets out and everyone sees him covered in honey and asks him where the honey pot is. He said he knew Chris could make it kill. He said they're in the writer's meeting and Lorne looks over it and skips right over it. He didn't even read it. He said it had never happened before. He said that Lorne didn't even want to be bothered reading it. David said that Chris freaked out thinking he was in trouble but meanwhile he's the one in trouble.
Howard said David talks about all of this stuff he was doing and he gets on Saturday Night Live and he's a complete loser again. He said it's like getting into a fraternity again. Howard said that the truth is that you have to work hard to get this stuff. He said it doesn't just come to you. David said there are people who think it's easy but it's not. He said it's like a 10 year overnight success. David said they've heard Howard tell stories before. He said that he knows it took Howard a long time to get to where he is.
Howard said that David told a story about Chris Farley dating a girl he lost to another comedian. David said that this girl went to Wisconsin with Chris and she told them that she didn't like being around these people eating like bears. Then Chris' mother had a ''yuck bag'' that they threw the leftovers in. David said Farley is with this girl, Erin, and Chris comes in asking what the fuck's wrong with her. David said that Chris was killing on the show and says that the guy might be better looking than him but he's not funnier. David said that it turns out she was dating Steve Martin.
Howard said Farley can be viciously mean. Howard said that David was dating a girl who was in Playboy and Farley got the magazine and does what. David said he wasn't dating her that long. He said he did bring in the magazine and show the guys the centerfold. He said that he comes in and shows everyone. He said that he has a tiny office with Farley. He said he goes to read through and Farley writes him a note that says ''Did you go in the office yet?'' He told him to go in there. David said Chris is laughing and rubbing his hands. He said he goes into the office and he has the Playboy out and he jacked off all over it. He said that was so funny. He said that he was out of his mind. David said he had to have done it in under a minute. David said he asked how long he asks with a girl and Chris goes ''Who gives a fuck!?''
Howard said that he knows Beth is waiting for him. He said that David is doing the audio for the book ''Yoda Gets A Buddy.''
Howard said that David tells the Skippy story again in the book. Howard said he has even more details that he didn't hear before. Howard said he has advice on girls and how to play the game of getting women. Howard said the book is really good. Howard said he gives good advice in it too. Howard said he's going to be signing books tonight at the Union Square Barnes and Nobel tonight.
Howard said he knew David and Sarah were coming in today. Howard said that Sarah did a show with David years ago and she had to explain using the word ''Chink'' and David was on the same show and David kept his mouth shut the whole time they were on Bill Maher's show. Howard said the funniest part is David sitting there so uncomfortable. David said he hasn't done his show in so long. He said that he isn't the kind of guy to jump in with a comment. Howard said he was supposed to do the show but he's not into that kind of thing either.
Howard gave David some more plugs for his book and book signings. Howard said that he'll be at Bookends in Ridgewood, NJ tomorrow night too. Howard said you can find out more at DavidSpade.com
Howard came back and said Sarah Silverman is there. He said that he has so much to tell Robin about his busy week. He said they'll try to get to that this week.
Howard said Sarah is in the new movie ''I Smile Back.'' Howard said that he saw her wearing that same outfit on another show. Sarah said that she wore something different for every show but she decided to wear something she likes a second time. Robin said she's almost back to the old days of wearing flannel. Howard said that he thinks she's campaigning because she's trying to look more girly. Howard said she's wearing a skirt and she looks very grown up. Howard said it's the new actress Sarah. Robin asked if she wears this on stage. Sarah said no. She said she's an actress.
Howard said he's upset with Sarah. Howard said when she got this role she gets it because of an appearance on this show. Howard said the author of the book heard her on the show and wanted her to play the lead in the movie. Howard said this all happened because of the show. She said she was saving it for today. Howard said she should have emailed him about it. He asked why she didn't write him that. Sarah said she guesses she's an asshole. Howard said he was talking to Kimmel about it and he said maybe she thought he wouldn't care. Sarah said that she knows Howard is a busy man and she doesn't waste her emails to him. Howard said Amy Schumer came to him before the movie came out telling him that Judd Apatow had heard her on the show and wanted to do a movie with her.
Howard said that Sarah is in a new movie and it's getting a lot of notice. Howard asked if it won an award. She said it won something in Germany. Howard asked if she thinks she could be nominated for a Golden Globe or Oscar. Sarah said she might get a Spirit award or something. Howard said this could be gig. Sarah said she's going to let the nice comments feel nice.
Howard asked if she stayed in character during the filming of the movie. Howard said that's what the director said. Howard said she must have thought that was crazy. Sarah said she didn't do that. She said it's not easy for her to access her emotions. She said she had to get them to do this. She said she thought she could have a good time during scenes but she had to act out. Howard said to play a depressed person she has to stay in the depressed mode. Sarah said it wasn't a choice. She said she's not an old salt at acting.
Howard asked if she ever took acting lessons. Sarah said there are two kinds of great actors. She said some are smart and have a lot going on inside them. Then there are empty vessels who have good acting coming out. She said she would go to class and see idiots being able to cry over something like their dog. She said she was like ''Fuck you'' when they'd say they could cry over their dog.
Sarah said she doesn't have her 10,000 hours in on acting. She said she has that for comedy though. Howard said Daniel Day Lewis stayed in character as Lincoln.
Howard said that Sarah won the best acting award at that German thing. Sarah said she did but she gave the award to her manager. She said she doesn't want that kind of stuff in her house. Howard said Sarah said that she questions how motivated she is in the business. Howard said she sees other people doing stuff all the time and she wonders what would happen if she applied herself. Howard said she'd be even more successful. Howard said she's not working as hard as she should. Sarah said all comics are lazy bones. She said she can work hard in chunks but then she needs to nap. Sarah said she has great things happen when she works hard but that's not all the time.
Howard asked Sarah about Mad Men offering her a job. Sarah said that she was friends with John Hamm and he asked her to audition for the show on AMC. She said that she laughed at him when he told her he was doing a show on AMC. She said that she had a show on Comedy Central. She said that she got the script for Bridesmaids and she looked at the title and turned away from it based on that. She said that's the way she looks at things. Sarah said she loves that movie though. She said she doesn't regret not doing it. Sarah said she remembers the script for Friends going around and dying laughing at the title of it alone.
Howard asked if she's almost too hip for the room when you're a comedian. Howard said it's like she's too smart for her own good. Sarah said she likes dramas. Howard asked if she doesn't want to do comedy because she's afraid of ruining her reputation. She said she did ''A Million Ways to Die in the West'' and loved doing that.
Howard said that Sarah was depressed when she was like 13 years old and they put her on Xanax. Sarah said that she went to a doctor who had her taking 4 Xanax 4 times a day. She said this woman should be in jail for that. Sarah said she didn't know any better. She said they just trusted the doctor completely. Howard asked if she can trust a doctor now. Sarah said she still takes Zoloft every day. She said she just takes a little bit and it saved her life. Howard asked Sarah about smoking weed with that. He asked if it affects the balance in her body. Sarah said she doesn't smoke that much. She said she's open about it but she's not smoking all day. Howard said he would think she has to stay off of everything else. She said if she did cocaine then she might kill other people or yourself.
Howard said Sarah was treated by a doctor who killed himself. Sarah said that she was in the waiting room at 13 and she read the whole People magazine and wondered how she was still in the waiting room. She said that he didn't make it to work that day. She said she thinks he did it at home in his basement or something.
Howard said Sarah was on Saturday Night Live and she did all of this stuff in comedy and now she's acting. Howard said she could be big in acting. Howard asked if she has management who she trusts to read this stuff. Sarah said she has Amy Svi who reads stuff for her. Howard asked if she had to audition for this role. Sarah said she did not. She said that Amy Koppelman was driving down the highway one day and heard her on Howard's show talking about her depression and she felt that connection. She said Amy sent her the book and then they wrote the screenplay. Howard said Sarah read it and thought it didn't suck and went and did it. Howard asked if she went to an acting coach to help her. Sarah said she didn't this time. She said she had a lot of resources of people around her. Howard asked who they were. Sarah told him not to worry about it. She said she knows addicts. Howard said she masturbates with her daughter's Teddy bear in the movie. Sarah said that she knows they didn't watch the movie. Howard said he will watch it. Howard said he wants to see it. Howard said he prefers not to watch that stuff before an interview. Sarah said he read David Spade's book. Howard said he has said things about her stand up in the past.
Howard asked Sarah about how she said she has turned into an animal in the bedroom. Sarah didn't seem to remember saying that. She said she has no recollection of saying that. Howard said she did say it though. Sarah said she has seen complete stories made up about her and they're not true.
Howard said Sarah is showing her titties a lot more when she's out. Sarah said she did wear a titty dress to a premiere. Howard said they were so out there and it's fantastic. Howard said this new Sarah is great. She said she's morphing. She said that she's not going off on Howard over how he used to wear round sunglasses and shorter hair. She said that you become a weird caricature of yourself if you stay the same.
Howard asked if the boyfriend likes the new Sarah. Sarah said that she thinks he does. She said that he likes dressing up but he likes the regular Sarah too.
Howard said that he has read reviews of her movie and they are saying she's a real actress. Howard said they say they didn't know that she was a real actress. Sarah said Howard is all about Jimmy Kimmel and Molly. Howard asked if she's jealous of Jimmy and Molly. She said she's jealous of his relationship with Howard. Howard said he can't make it out to Los Angeles that much. Howard said she should move to New York and he can have a party there. Sarah said maybe Howard can give her $2 million and she'll move there. She said if she sold her apartment she might be able to have that kind of money. Sarah said she wrote a book that did very well but it bothers her that every Hudson news she goes in has every comic book but her book isn't anywhere. Howard said Sarah is talented and famous but she's not working hard enough. He said she's not doing enough stand up dates. Sarah said that's true.
Howard asked Sarah if she thought about getting off her meds to do the movie. Sarah said she wouldn't be able to learn her lines. She said that she thought about getting off her meds in the past and her psychiatrist says that's like a diabetic trying to get off of Insulin. Howard asked if she'd be afraid of bringing a child into this world thinking that the child may be depressed too. Sarah said that doesn't have the lifestyle to be able to be a mother like that. She said she loves kids thought. Sarah said people who hate themselves are completely about themselves. She said if you can think you're strong and fine then you can have time for other people. Howard said that people who hate themselves are like that. He said it's a good observation.
Howard said that Sarah is living with depression and she's living with it. Sarah said she's putting out a perfume about depression.
Howard said Sarah said somewhere, a tweet probably, and mentioned Bill Cosby. Howard said she got some shit for it. Sarah said she remembers tweeting it but not getting shit for it. Howard said that she rewrote it an hour later. Sarah said she hates when she does come up with something and puts it out there and then she reconfigures it in her head. She said that's what happened. She said it wasn't like someone got to her. Howard said that Sarah must be sorry that it could have been part of her act. Sarah said it was an in the moment kind of thing.
Howard asked Sarah if she's excited about this movie. Sarah said she is. Howard asked if she thought about doing any funny stuff in it. Sarah said that she did do some of that. Sarah said she loves Howard so much. Howard said he wonders if she really does. Howard said he thinks that she's so hip that she doesn't really like him. Sarah said she listens to him every Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday and she hopes that maybe on a Thursday he just happens to show up. Sarah said that she thinks that if Jimmy made a movie that he would have seen it. Howard said that he doesn't watch Jimmy's show every night. Howard said he did his show on Friday though. Howard said he is close to Jimmy. He said they go on vacation. He said he's making plans for Christmas. Howard said he doesn't watch his show every night. Sarah said that she is jealous of Jimmy. She said that she listens to him when he's on though. Howard said he watched her on every talk show she did. Howard said he has seen her on Ellen, Conan and others. Howard asked if she watched him on Jimmy. She said not yet. Howard asked if she's really mad at him for not seeing her movie. Howard said he is going to watch. Robin said she doesn't have a copy. Sarah said she does too.
Howard asked what would happen if he watched the movie and hated it. Sarah said that's what she thinks happened. Howard said he swears to god that he did not watch it. Sarah said he did read Spade's book. Howard said that happened by accident. Howard said he was on the toilet reading it. That led to Sarah saying that she was using the Jessica Alba wipes and Jessica told her that they're not flushable. Howard said they're like towels. Howard said he really gets in there with the wipes and they have chemicals on them so he's afraid the chemicals are getting in there.
Howard said Richard wanted to come in and drink beer with his asshole. Sarah said that she's not there anymore. Howard said she did used to sniff Richard's ass though. She said that's true.
Howard said Sarah is in a movie called ''I Smile Back.'' Howard said Brian Koppelman is on the phone and his wife wrote this movie. Howard picked up and Brian said that he is going to be on the Wrap Up Show today. He said that Sarah did a thing in the movie and she had to put the whole thing on her back. He said it worked because she was super prepared. He said she goes through an incredible emotional arc. Howard asked Sarah if she likes this. Sarah said that she's embarrassed. Howard asked if she has super powers. Brian said she does. He said what she did in this movie was remarkable. Howard asked if she's the greatest actor ever. Brian said he thinks she is.
Sarah said she did Inside the Actor's Studio and she was only able to watch it for a few minutes. She said she can't watch herself taking herself seriously. Howard said James Lipton has asked him to do that show like 900 times. Howard said he would never do it. Sarah told Howard how much she loved Howard goofing on the show. That led to them talking about Howard playing Keifer Sutherland on that show talking about his favorite and least favorite words. Then they were talking about how political correctness has taken over these days and going back to the old shows can get people to react to the way they used to talk.
Howard said that people have been saying that he's changed for 30 years. Sarah said she loves that Howard has changed. She said that Howard will play old stuff where he said ''faggot'' and ''retard'' but he's grown and changed and it's not funny anymore.
Howard played a clip of Keifer Sutherland giving his favorite and least favorite words on Inside the Actor's Studio. His favorite was Gravitas and his least favorite was ''nigger.''
Howard asked Sarah about Stephen Colbert saying that her movie was a comedy. She said that he was just joking. Howard said he likes Stephen very much. Sarah said that he's her friend. She said that she love that they don't do a pre-interview over there. She said she feels she has to be funny on the show. She said that's why she worships Steve Martin because he goes on shows with a plan. She said she felt cut off at the knees but it worked out. Howard said he has spoken to Steve Martin about how much preparation he does. He said he does all of that and doesn't get paid to go on those shows.
Howard gave Sarah some plugs for her movie. Howard said he did see Bradley Cooper's movie. Howard said he will see her movie too. Howard asked if she's getting any offers for acing roles. She said she's doing something with Naomi Watts starting next week. She said she should be able to hold her own.
Sarah said that Howard sent her flowers. She said they did that when her mom died. She said she's said enough now. She said they took up her whole apartment. Howard asked who else sent her flowers. She said the maintenance guy from her building. She said a lot of people sent things. She said Jimmy did and so did Chelsea Handler. Howard asked Sarah if she was close to her mom. Sarah said she was but not the call every day kind of thing. She said that she had a lot of angst from that relationship. She said that her mom loved theater and she did Inside the Actor's Studio a month after she died so she wouldn't have believed all of that. Howard asked if she's afraid that she was going to go into a depression over that. Sarah said it's not the same thing. She said she was able to cry a lot. She said that she had a good relationship but it was frustrating for her. She said her mom kind of stopped calling her when she was on a TV show. She said she thinks she didn't have high self esteem or feel good about herself. She said that she does the shows so her mom would call the next day. Howard said then it wouldn't come. Howard asked why she didn't do that. Sarah said she thinks that there was a part of her that thought she didn't care. Sarah said she was an athlete and her mom never went to one game out of 2000 games she played. She said she thinks her mom was depressed. She said she thinks she may have gone into comedy to get into People magazine so her mom would read about her.
Sarah said that it's like one of those things where you don't get a lot of love from your father and then you find out that he's been talking about you to his co-workers every day. Sarah said it might be like that with her mom. Howard asked if she's looking at him like that because he didn't watch her movie. Sarah said she's not expecting everyone to see the movie. She said when her book came out the publisher was mad at her for not asking people to give a blurb. Howard said he understands that. Howard asked if her mom called her after writing her book. Sarah said she was very complimentary toward her mom so she was happy about that.
Sarah said that her brother sent her a picture of the last moment she saw her mom. She said that her mom said to her ''Your hair. It's so dry.'' Those were the last words she heard from her mom. Sarah said it was with love of course. Sarah said that her mom had this disease from 1994 and it's surprising that she didn't go sooner. She said that her body didn't make blood and she had to live off of blood transfusions. She said she's not sure if it's hereditary but she hopes not.
Howard gave Sarah more plugs and wrapped up with her. He said she's wonderful and he's sure she's wonderful in this movie. Howard said he will see it. The movie is out on November 6th. Howard asked if she's done with promotion. Sarah said she's doing Charlie Rose. Howard said he saw him out at dinner the other night and he asked him to come on the show. Howard said he said no.
Howard asked if Sarah is showing off her body to him. He said she's very thin and sexy. Howard asked if she lost weight. She said she actually gained some grief lbs. She said that they went to Dunkin' Donuts to eat when they were at her mother's funeral. Howard asked if she's ever had the egg salad there. Sarah didn't know they made it there. Howard said his parents go here. Howard went into his mother and father's voices and had them talking about eating there. Sarah said she was so excited to be there for Howard doing that. Howard said his mother just turned 88. He said he went out to diner with her and his daughter. Howard said he took them to a fish restaurant. Howard said his mother tells the same stories to Emily that she's told before. Howard told some stories as his mother. He had a conversation with Sarah as his parents.
Sarah kept saying ''Look... you've said it all'' like Howard does when he's wrapping up an interview. Howard said Sarah looks so pretty. Sarah said that she did her own makeup this morning. Howard said she did a good job. Sarah said she put a little Mascara on. Howard said this new guy has done a lot for her. She said his name is Michael. Howard asked if he wants to have kids. She said he'll do whatever she wants. Howard said he's a good looking dude too. Sarah said he's so handsome. Howard asked if he's bigger than Jimmy. Sarah just laughed. Howard wrapped up and went to break a short time later. They played Daryl Hall's ''Sarah Smile'' as they were going to break.
Howard said they had a note up about Sarah hosting Sternthology but they took it down. Howard said this is the time to do it. Howard said she's doing something with Sternthology. Howard said she's recording it now.
Howard picked up on Tan Mom again. Tan Mom was talking about today's show and she called to talk to Sarah about her mom and the depression thing. Tan Mom said her mom did the same thing to her that Sarah's did to her. She said that being a mom she didn't support her daughter. She said she felt for Sarah.
Howard said he thought she wanted to talk about not being kicked out of Kimmel's show. She said she did. She said she showed up after being sick for 2 days. She said she had a 103 degree temperature. She said that she was hanging out outside and she wasn't drinking there. She said she went to be seated in a VIP area and she sat behind this man and he's hysterical. Howard cut off her rambling and said he's glad to hear she wasn't kicked out. Tan Mom asked to finish her story. Howard mumbled ''Oh Jesus...'' Tan Mom said she saw Howard and didn't know how tall he was. She said she had to go out for a cigarette... Howard cut her off and thanked her for calling in. Howard said he would have been happy to see her at Kimmel. Tan Mom said she went back to her seat and two people were sitting in it.
Tan Mom told Howard that she did show up to the show and she looked good. Howard said she showed up and the show must go on. Howard said she's more like Talkative Mom instead of Tan Mom. Fred was playing music to play her off but she just kept talking. Howard said he really has to go. Howard finally got her off the phone. Howard said he didn't want to be rude but he had to do that. Howard said she's terrific and they love her.
Robin read a story about a man who was arrested for video recording women in a bathroom at a bar. Robin said they looked back at the video and found a video of the guy sexually assaulting a woman. Robin said that's not something you want to preserve if you're breaking the law. Robin said hopefully they put him away for a long time.
Robin read a story about a study that was done about men and if they like smart women. Robin read the details of that study and talked to Howard about that.
Robin read a story about a hologram company that's going to be touring with Redd Foxx and Andy Kaufman as holograms.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked him to comment on Simon Cowell taking over for him on America's Got Talent. Howard said he has talked about this before. Howard said while he was doing America's Got Talent the Sony hack occurred and Simon was campaigning for his job. Howard said it struck him as weird. He said he has never in his career done anything like that. Howard said he hasn't gone after a job that someone else has. Howard said he was working for Simon but behind the scenes he was telling them to get rid of him so he could work cheaper and move the show back to Los Angeles. Howard said it wasn't a big deal to him since he only wanted to do one more season. Howard said he does similar stuff in his personal life and now he's doing it with America's Got Talent. Howard said he knew Simon was jealous when he came by just one time on America's Got Talent. He said he was preening around in the audience. He said he saw the look of envy in his eye. He said he has a weird sense for that. Howard said it's weird that he was plotting behind the scenes. Howard said now he's doing interviews and it would be way more intriguing if they asked him about the Sony hack. Howard said they must be afraid to do that. He said that his friends were telling him he should be upset about what Simon was doing.
Howard said he got a ton of calls from Simon claiming that it was all a lie and he never wrote that. Howard said he knew that was bullshit so he told his agent to tell him he didn't care. Howard said he didn't care really but he didn't want to be bullshitted either. Howard said Simon claimed that it wasn't true but it was in the email. Howard said it really didn't bother him though. Howard said Simon called when he was leaving America's Got Talent thanking him for his time on the show. Howard said he didn't want to hear that either. He said that he told his agent to talk to him about that too. Howard said his agent and Simon have talked. Howard said he wishes everyone well over there. He said it was a good 4 years but he was ready to go. Howard said he loves Nick and he'll come in to promote some stuff. He said it was fun to be a judge but it was taking up too much of his life. Robin said it's interesting that Simon didn't want to do the show with Howard. Howard said that's right. Howard said it comes off really sleezy when someone does something like that. He said even Jay Leno thought it was a scummy move. Robin said she would trip him if he came on the show. Howard said he thought about taking the job one more year to keep him from taking it. Howard said that he didn't want to do that to himself though.
Howard took a call from Michael Rapaport. Michael said he feels the wrath of the 1990s Howard Stern. He said he has to go after this Simon Cowell. He said he really has to go after him. Howard said he did think it was a scumbag move. He said he doesn't care that he's taking that job though. Howard said he was done with it. Michael asked what kind of greedy fuck this guy is. He said Howard has to go in on this guy. Howard said he was done with the show so he doesn't care. He said he gets why Michael is angry though.
Gary came in and talked about how Michael is losing in their fantasy football league. He said he's on a huge losing streak. Gary said Michael has been asking for their cell phone numbers and going off on all of them. Howard asked if he's said anything that has gone too far. Gary said no. He said that he talks to him off the air and he's a much more normal human being. Michael said he has taken a beating lately and he feels alone. Howard said he heard that they got upset about the penis picture that Scott sent out to everyone. Gary said it was a giant, hairy cock. Gary said it wasn't funny and even Jason jumped in to say that he had to scold someone for doing that. Howard said Scott tried to be one of the guys and he got berated over it. Michael said it was offensive and uncalled for. Howard said poor Scott can't even get in on the trash talking. Gary said he went from zero to sixty that fast. The guys spent a few more minutes talking about the fantasy football league.
Howard got back to talking about Simon Cowell. Howard said he thinks Simon needs that job more than he does. Howard said he doesn't wish him bad or anything. Robin said he could be a little more upset though. Howard said he would say ''F-you dude'' if he saw him. He said he doesn't have to bullshit him about those emails being fake. Howard said that he hopes someone will write a letter to Sirius and take his job away there. Howard said just try. He said he just doesn't care. Howard said it's hard to get worked up over. Howard said maybe he'd be upset if he wanted to do another season and he took it away from him. Howard said he's happy that he got his dream job. Howard said he did give up the girl before he could get her. Howard did a live commercial read after that. Howard spent a little more time on Simon after that.
Howard said he has so many phony phone calls to play. He said he has more Ronnie sex tips to play tomorrow. He said that they had so much fun in the first hour of the show. Howard said it was so great.
Robin read a story about a study that was done about hot dogs. Robin said they say over 14 percent of the hot dogs have ingredients that aren't listed on the label. Robin said they found that 2 percent of the products contained human DNA. Howard said he can't remember the last time he had a hot dog. Howard said it's so gross.
Howard took a call from Bobo who said he loved how Howard wanted to stir the pot to get Jimmy to start the late night wars. Howard said he doesn't like that they say they don't hate each other. Howard said jimmy said that he will take a lie detector test over that. Howard said he finds it hard to believe that you like the other guys you're competing again. Howard said maybe they don't have that gene. Bobo also said he has to give props to Ralph for picking out that outfit. Howard let Bobo go and played him off with a song parody about how boring he is.
Robin read a story about a bear hunt in Florida. Howard said that's depressing. Howard said he saw a report on the news about that. Howard said that they have a problem down there with bears. Howard said they had one guy talking about how it's perfectly legal and he was smiling like he was cumming. Howard said he's an animal lover and he doesn't know. He said this guy had a smile that was like he was cumming. Howard said it feels sort of sad. Howard said that they have too many people on the planet. He said we keep encroaching on their environment and it's sad. Howard said the cartoons make you think bears are really nice. He said it's all very weird. Robin said they have stopped the bear hunt after 2 days because they killed so many bears. Howard said it's really sad when you hear about it. Howard said we have too many people on this planet. He said people are stacked on top of one another. Howard said that's why he doesn't get why people aren't for abortion. Howard said he was going to do a bit about that on Jimmy's show last week but he had to get to the Mets.
Robin had some audio of Ben Carson talking about abortion and comparing it to slavery. Howard played some of that and said he has to agree with Trump about how low energy Carson is. Howard wondered if black people are confused about Carson. He said he's the leading contender for the nomination against Trump. Howard said then he's a black guy who has positions that a lot of black people don't agree with. Robin said it's kind of that way with Judge Clarence Thomas. Robin had some clips of Ben Carson for Howard to play. Howard did a live commercial read a short time later.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who asked if a dog or cat were pregnant and they had to give it an abortion because there are too many cats or dogs, would he do it. Howard said yes. He said he's all for spaying an neutering because it stops them from getting pregnant. Howard said this has nothing to do with human experience. Howard said people who don't want children shouldn't be forced to have kids. Howard said that these pro life people don't adopt anyone. Howard said if Ben Carson is willing to raise all of the unborn babies then he's all for being pro-life.
Robin read a story about Donald Trump bringing up how Ben Carson is 7th day Adventist. Robin had some audio of Trump talking about how he doesn't feel bad for bringing it up. He said he doesn't know anything about it so that's why he brought it up. Howard said religions are so weird. He said you hear these evangelists trying to scare people and it doesn't make sense.
Robin had more Trump audio where he talks about Hillary Clinton and how she was all for going to Iraq. Trump said he was against it from the start.
Robin read about how Ben Carson has pulled ahead of Trump in Iowa. Robin said Joe Biden has decided not to run this time around. Howard said that's a smart move. Howard said he's getting old and he doesn't seem to want the gig. Robin said that he's setting the record straight about his late son's wish for him to run. Robin had some audio of Biden talking about his son Bo hoping that he'd run. He said it wasn't like a movie scene where he asked him to run at the last second. Biden was also talking about how you have to throw yourself into it completely if you do run.
Robin had more about Trump and some of the things he's been saying about Iraq. Robin said Tony Blair has been responding to that. Robin had some audio of Tony Blair talking about ISIS.
Robin read a story about a new Microsoft store that's opening in New York City. Howard said it's been done already. He said Apple does it. Howard said way to get with it.
Robin said that there's a book called Captain Underpants and it's a children's book. Gary said it's geared toward 11 and 12 year olds. Howard said that's his nickname. Robin said the series won't be available at one elementary school in Michigan. Robin said it's been banned. Robin said in the book the character learns that his future self is gay and married to a man. Howard said when you write a children's book, don't flash forward. Keep it simple.
Robin read about Dennis Hof threatening to sue Khloe Kardashian over the Lamar Odom thing because she's keeping Lamar from paying his $75,000 bill at the brothel. Robin had some audio of Hof talking about that. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read about the box office results from this weekend. Robin said The Martian was back at number 1. Howard said he wants to see that. Robin said it's really good. Robin said that people must not care about seeing Vin Diesel because his movie debuted at number 4. Howard said he doesn't like the car movies. He said he rented the Fast 7 movie and it's so dumb he can't get through a half hour of it. Howard said he likes the other movies Vin does. He said he liked that Riddick movie. Howard said he has a weird career. Robin said the Steve Jobs movie took in 7.3 million. She wrapped up and Howard ended the show around 11:25am.
Jon said that Brian's wife wrote the movie that Sarah Silverman is in. Brian said the movie started because of the Stern show. He said that his wife heard the show with Sarah on it and she thought that she'd be good in the role of this book. She said she found a way to get the book to Sarah and now she's done it and it's getting great reviews. Brian said the whole thing was beautiful. He said that he knows Sarah must have been happy knowing it came about because of Howard. Brian said that all she wanted was Howard to say that he was touched by the performance. Brian said Amy heard Howard saying that he hadn't watched it yet and Amy knew that Sarah's heart was broken. He said that he wanted her to feel that people knew how great it was. He said that's why he called in. Brian said this all started because of Howard and he didn't find the hour and a half to watch it. Brian said Howard isn't a dick, he just hurt her feelings. Jon said the dick move would have been to pretend he saw the movie. He said other hosts do that. He said they pretend they saw it. Brian said that's why he started saying Howard isn't a dick. He said he's been so good to him and all of us for so long. He said he knows where Howard sits in Sarah's life. He said he thinks that Howard's approval and judgment meant so much to her. He said Howard couldn't have known what it meant to her. He said that she was on set thinking that Howard was going to see it.
Jon said one of the more intriguing things today was Sarah searching for Howard's approval. He said that Howard used to vacation with her and Jimmy. Jon said that Howard was trying to tell her how much she means to him but she was calling him out on a few things. He said it was really refreshing.
Brian said that he's glad that Howard told her the truth about not seeing it. He said Howard could have watched it and hated it. Brian also found it funny that Robin said that Gary must still have the DVDs. He said they know that Gary gave them the DVDs. He said that it was funny and uncomfortable so it was everything you want in a Howard Stern Show.
Jon and Brian spent a little more time talking about Sarah's interview and how it would be great if Howard actually watched the movie.
Gary came in and they busted his balls about not giving Robin her DVD. Gary said he did give it to her. Gary said that there is a lot of stuff that Howard has to get to. Brian told Gary what he had told Jon about Sarah earlier and how much it meant to her because it was the Stern Show that got her that movie. They went to break a short time later.
Gary said there was a story that he heard for years about Farley and the girl he was dating and it turns out to be Steve Martin. He said he heard that story from Artie about 12 years ago.
Jon asked Rahsaan what the poll is today. Rahsaan said they're asking ''Was was Ronnie's ''grossest'' Halloween Sex Tip?'' and the choices were:
Jon said Ronnie is getting more and more into this stuff. Brian said you can hear his glee as he's telling them. Gary said you have to have the thought in your head to even joke about it. He said he thinks Ronnie is fucking around for the most part but a small part of him would like to do some of those things.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he was hoping show could just get back to the staff and not so many guests. He said everyone is getting kind of tired of the constant replays all the. He said he'd like to hear more Sternthology. Gary said that most people don't listen 24/7 so the replays have been a godsend for the people who can't listen all the time. Jon said it's a catch 22 with the show and having guests on.
Jon took a call from a woman who said Sarah came off kind of hostile and mean to Howard today. Gary said he wouldn't call it that but she did call him out on some of his bullshit. Jon said that Sarah caught herself doing that. He said that she even questioned herself on that. The caller said she loves the old Sarah. She said she can be so funny and this wasn't the Sarah she loves.
Gary said they had a kid on the show years ago who told them about Sarah being on Saturday Night Live and how hot he found her. Gary said they put the kid on the air for like a half hour talking about how hot he found her on Saturday Night Live. Gary said he thinks they gave him money to send her flowers with.
Jon said they talked about how Sarah was in character on the set and he wonders if Brian gets that actors stay in character when they get lunch. Brian said that they're not all like Daniel Day Lewis. He said that he's making a show called Billions and Paul Giamatti and Damien Lewis are on the show. He said they stay calm and focused to stay in character. He said Sarah is probably joking around usually but in this movie she wasn't just fucking around and making jokes. He said she was staying calm like Paul and Damien.
Gary asked if you know not to make small talk to the actors. Brian said being able to direct is being able to keep everyone from being a jerk and saying the wrong thing. He said that Paul and Damien are great and you don't have to do that but they're doing a really difficult job. He said it's a super tough job to remember when to do everything. He said as a show runner it's his job to create an environment that makes it easy for everyone to do their job. Jon said they had to take a break after that.
Jon took a call from a woman who said she felt bad for Sarah when she found out that Howard didn't see the movie. Gary said he does too but they've covered this a lot already. They spent a little more time on that.
Jon said toward the end of the show Howard talked more about Simon Cowell taking his America's Got Talent chair. Jon said Howard doesn't really care that much. He said he's done with the show so he doesn't really care.
Jon asked if it bothers Gary that Howard is becoming a Met fan now. Gary said not at all. He said if he's a fan it would be a Mets fan.
Gary said on Friday he was at his house around 10:30 and he hears his phone ringing. He goes and answers and before he says hello he says ''I'm not throwing out that pitch again...'' and heard laughter. He said that they were in the writer's room and they were thinking of having him do it again. Gary said that he was waiting for that call all week. Gary said that Jimmy said that he was way ahead of him because they had just thought of it.
Gary told another story about being back state with a few of the Mets. He said he was going to put it up on Facebook and he actually unfriended Howard before putting the picture up. He said that he thinks that's his personal space and he doesn't want Howard goofing on him about that. Brian said that's blockbuster news to a Stern fan. He said that is the best thing ever. He said he can see the old days Howard doing an hour on it. He said he hopes Howard does that. Gary said that he unfriended him but he wants to be left alone in his Facebook universe. Brian said there is a setting that lets you share with everyone but one friend. Gary said he didn't know that. Gary said he's going go have to go back and friend Howard.
Jon asked if it's even worse if Howard doesn't care. Gary said he doesn't think Howard would care. Gary said if he's going to bust his balls he's not going to do it on Facebook.
Jon asked Rahsaan for the results of today's poll. Rahsaan said the big winner was ''Candy Corn in the asshole'' with 54 percent. He gave the rest of the results for the poll.
Jon got in some plugs for today's Sternthology and ended the show around 12:10pm.
Howard started the show talking about how once in a while they surprise everyone with a guest. Howard said Adam Levine is sitting in for a little while. Howard said he has to leave soon. Howard said he's just dropping in for a while. Adam thanked him for letting him come in. Howard said Adam is on The Voice and the show is a monster. Howard asked how long the show has been on. Adam said about 5 years and they've started their 10th season. They do 2 seasons a year. Howard said that it's 2 seasons in one. Howard said the show really saved NBC. Howard said it's incredible ratings. Howard said they're on against Dancing with the Stars and that show is a juggernaut.
Howard said the ratings are what you live and die by in radio. He said he sees where that happens in TV. Howard asked if the guys in Maroon 5 were pissed at Adam for doing the show. Adam said they were skeptical but not pissed. He said he went to them and it was tricky. He said at the time it wasn't something that you do to enhance your career. He said they were supportive though. Howard said it could have been a career killer. Howard said they could have said he sold out or something. Adam said it could have. He said he could have never told him that all of this craziness would ensue.
Howard asked if the band was asking him not to do it because they had to tour. Adam said they didn't. Howard asked if he was the first judge to sign on. Adam said that Mark Burnett got him in the room and convinced him to do it by pitching it so well. He said he didn't want to be mean to anyone. He said he didn't want anyone to feel terrible. Howard said that was the model at that point with American Idol. Adam said it's already hard to get up and do something like that and he didn't want to bad mouth anyone. That wasn't his thing.
Howard said Mark Burnett and NBC come to him and ask him to do it. Mark said that they convinced him to do it. He said that they had the other chairs open too. He said they may have had Christina lined up to do the show. He said Cee-Lo was also there to do it. He said he had no idea who Blake Shelton was at all at the time. He said they had a bunch of people lined up to do the show. He said that they had a meeting with the executives and this guy is there and he's talking to him having a good time talking to him. He said they told him that it was Blake Shelton later. He said that he liked the guy so that worked out. He said he had no idea that he was even though he was a huge country star.
Howard said they put this thing together and Adam must be wondering who the other judges are because he has to work with them. Adam said it turned out to be good. Howard said that he has to get along with these people. Adam said they had no idea what the fuck was going to happen. He said they barely knew what the show was about. He said the show was on in Holland. He said he watched about 5 minutes of it. He said everyone was having fun on the show. He said the gimmick of the button was great. He said he thought it could be special. Adam said they get in these chairs and then it was like so off the cuff.
Robin asked if there were rehearsals. Adam said there weren't. He said they just got in the chairs and did it. Howard asked if he thought it was a waste of his time. Adam said he had a defiant attitude that no one was going to be any good. He said he wasn't sure how it was going to work out.
Howard asked when you listen to people he'd get caught up on America's Got Talent and then he'd go and listen to professional singers and there's a huge difference. Adam said that it's something that you can't detach yourself from. He said there are things you don't think about usually. Adam said it's about what they meant to you too. Howard asked why they haven't found a big star. Howard said we must know that there are plenty of people who can get up and sing Karaoke and do almost as well. Howard said just being able to sing is just the tip of the iceberg. Adam said people underestimate what it takes to be a huge star. Howard said it's rarefied air.
Adam said that what Carrie Underwood did was something that you can't just do. Adam told Howard there are people who take over with the people on their show and that might be part of the problem. He said the American Idol people had that stuff down.
Howard asked if Adam has tried to get involved with a performer on the show. Adam said he has tried but it becomes so impossible to deal with the politics. He said that it's almost impossible to fight for them because of how tied up in things they get.
Howard asked if he's ever asked him to be part of their deal. Adam said they haven't. Howard said they try to get out a CD after they've been on the show. Adam said that can become a mess too. He said when they're doing the show they do so much great shit for the singers. He said then they go to a record label that fucks it up. Adam said their business is the worst right now. He said no one knows what to do. Howard said they run these people into a studio and they write new songs and put out a CD. Howard asked if he's listened to them after that. Adam said most of them don't even get that far. Howard asked why the record company bothers with them if they're not going to do that. Adam said he doesn't understand why they don't care. He said it makes him feel defeated on his end because there's nothing he can do.
Howard asked if he feels attached to the people on the show. Adam said of course he does. He said he hopes that the record label hears this and fucks off after this. Howard said they have the greatest vehicle there to get albums sold. Howard said that it's a commercial for these kids. Adam said then it goes away. He said it's so hard to get anyone to pay attention to anyone. He said they have this built in system but they have no plan.
Howard asked Adam what he would have done last season to make it work. Adam said you have to hit the ground running. He said that no one on the show is ready to go at the end of the season. He said that they have to have a plan in place and that's what they don't have. He said that Carrie Underwood did have that plan because she sang her first single at the end of the season of Idol.
Adam said some people are also a huge pain in the ass. He said that some artists think they're God's gift and they've arrived. He said they can get in their heads over that. Howard said the show is a good push if you're a good artist. Howard asked how you know if you're an artist. He said they bring in producers and try to make someone a star. Howard asked if you should stand up and say something isn't right for you. Adam said if you get a record deal at any point in your life you have to kiss ass and play ball. He said that he had to do that to get his record released. Howard said it's a certain amount of bowing to the powers that be. Adam said some of the decisions were made that were actually better for them. He said that they were resistant to using their producer but it turned out good. He said that they may not have selected him themselves. Howard asked if they argued with him about their sound. Adam said they wrote their own stuff and they had a rule to not record something if they didn't want it released. Adam said they had a lot more power with that.
Adam said that he didn't like writing with other people because it can be uncomfortable. He said that he worked with Kanye West though. Howard asked if it's hard to work with a guy like that. Adam said that some people work and do their thing and you have to do that. He said that Kanye in the studio is so beautiful to work with. He said he just wants the best thing to win. He said the best idea wins. Howard said he thinks that's why Pharrell is the same way. Howard said he reads about Keith Richards and Mick Jagger working together. Howard said they were able to work together somehow. Adam said it's all about being able to shed your ego. Adam said if an idea is better than his he can admit it. He said he didn't write nearly the amount as he used to for his latest album. He said he has to get back to that but that's another story.
Adam said that kids are writing stuff on computers these days. Howard said that Steven Tyler would try to write with anyone as long as he got a good song. Adam said that's why they've had a long carer.
Howard asked Adam if he watched himself on The Voice the first night. Adam said he can't watch. Adam said that he was so inspired after the first show because they found some phenomenal singers. He said that he didn't give a shit and just went out and embraced it. Howard said that you have to buy into the process and you can't be cynical. Adam said he was at first but that first show burned all of that away.
Howard asked Adam if he can tell who the top 2 contenders can be in the first show. Adam said he's been wrong. He said you can guess but he's been wrong. Adam said over time someone can have a great personality and win and not have the best voice. Howard asked if he thinks someone can't be a contender and then they come along later in the season. Adam said here have been people like that. He said a woman named Cassidy was able to do that. Howard asked if it was because she got to work with Blake. Adam said not at all. Howard asked if he likes Blake. Adam said he really does. They get along really well.
Howard asked how many days they tape the show. Adam said it's way on and off. He said they do like 12 episodes and then they have to air and then they go live. Howard said he's in a great position right now. Howard said he's been there every season and the show is a monster for NBC. Howard said any show that's on before or after it does really well. Howard said that he could negotiate his ass off. Howard asked if he's talked to Blake about that. Adam said he did not do that. He said they don't talk about what they make on the show.
Howard asked about Christina Aguilera and how she's doing. Adam said things are going great for her. Howard asked if it's weird being friends with Blake now that he's divorced and Adam is the one who is married. Adam said it is kind of weird. Howard said that here are guys who can't believe Adam got married. Howard said the timing was off because he and Blake could have torn things up together. Howard said maybe Blake saw him dating these women and he thought about how he could be doing that. Adam told Howard he has to get Blake on the show. Howard said he imagines there's an orgy going on with Adam. Adam said that's not happening. He said it's such a relief to be married. He said when you marry the right person and you love them the way he loves his wife things become easier in your life. He said when you're single it's a full time job to think about doing that stuff. He said it's a weird thing.
Howard said there is an excitement to be doing that stuff and thinking about it. Howard asked why his wife said she thought he was a nerd when she first met him. Adam asked what the fuck that is. He said he's out. Adam said she's actually right. Howard asked what's going on with that. Adam said he's not sure. Howard said there is so much attention on him now. He said he shaves his head and people go nuts. Adam said it's like ''Fuck you'' when they say shit to you. He said that this woman was on the street and told him to never shave his head again. Adam said he loves changing his look. Howard said he is paralyzed by his own face so he can't do stuff like that.
Howard said when The Voice came on when did he realize it was a hit. Adam said he remembers being like ''Oh cool'' when he found out it was doing well. Howard asked if they are more aware of ratings now than back then. Adam said they are. Howard said the public eventually burns out on a show. Howard asked if he's afraid of staying with the show too long. Adam said he has thought about it. He said he has contemplated not doing it anymore. He said he just has to feel it though. Adam said that he has a carer in music that he loves and that's his primary thing. He said this is just a side gig.
Howard asked if there is any truth to the story that he's negotiating to do the Super Bowl. Adam said that's not a real story but he'd love to be able to do it. Howard asked if there is any shred of truth to that. Adam said he thinks they are on a short list to do it. He said their manager knows they want to do it and they've been on the list for a couple of years. Howard said he thinks the Super Bowl is going to be on FOX so maybe they won't pick them to do it. Gary said it's actually going to be on CBS. Adam said he has no idea what their motivations are for that kind of stuff.
Howard asked Adam about the song ''This Love'' and how they wrote it. Adam told Howard the details of how he wrote it and what inspired it.
Howard said things these days have become too heavy. Adam said he has to get away from that. Howard said it's not as casual as it used to be. Adam said he feels he's earned this time to take a year to make a record. He said he wants to make a record with the band that they don't think about politics or pop music or anything. He said they just go in and make music.
Adam said he wants hits and tons of them. He said you hurt yourself if you think that people are going to get bored of your shit. He said he wants like a 10 minute guitar solo on a record.
Howard asked Adam if he and his wife, Behati, want to have kids. Adam said they are thinking about it. He said that they don't have a plan but he's thinking it will be soon.
Howard gave Adam some plugs for The Voice which is on Monday and Tuesday nights on NBC. Howard said that he didn't like doing promotion for America's Got Talent so he refused to do it. Adam said he demanded to do Stern. He said that he has to go off and do other shows this morning. He said he still calls it Regis and Kelly. Howard said that Adam is going to try to write a new album old school. Howard said he's going to try to have kids with Behati too. Adam said it should be a good couple of years. Howard and Adam reviewed what he said today that can get him into trouble. Adam thought about what he said about that record label that deals with the contestants on The Voice. He said that he's just saying that it's the record label that fucks things up for the contestants, not NBC.
Howard wished Adam luck and asked what he said earlier about his wife that he was afraid would get back to her. He said that he ''pulled the goalie'' with his wife. Howard asked what that means. Adam said he's not going to talk about that. Adam said he doesn't use condoms but it might have something to do with birth control. Howard said he has to go do his thing. Adam said he can't wait to have kids. Howard gave him an evil laugh when he heard that. Howard said his wife is going to be asking what the fuck the goalie thing was. Howard thanked him for coming in and said he's happy for his success. Adam said next time it'll be longer. Robin said they didn't talk about his acting. She said he was great in Begin Again. Howard said that movie did well too. Howard said he has a roll going and he doesn't want to fuck it up. Adam said he doesn't think that way at all. Howard said Adam has to go. Adam said he doesn't want to go. Howard said Gary just gave him the sign. Gary said his publicist and right hand man are there with him. Adam said he's been having fun listening to the show lately. He said he can't stop doing it. Howard said he has to stop at some point. He said he did stop doing America's Got Talent so he has more time.
Howard said he never told the story about the birthday bash. Adam said that they were talking about what song to do there. He said that he was doing it with Train and he picked Purple Rain. He said that's the most challenging thing he could do. He said that he thought this was going to be bad. He said that he was at the party and it was like 10 minutes before they went on. He said he was practicing like 10 minutes before he had to be on stage. He said he was back there practicing and there are people like Jon Bon Jovi back there. He said that everything he has done has happened at the last minute. He said he learned to play piano in 2 weeks. He said that's the kind so stuff he loves to do though. He said it's a procrastination thing but it works. Howard said he really has to go. He let Adam go and played his performance of ''Purple Rain'' from the Birthday Bash as he was leaving. They went to break after that.
Howard said that he was so into Breaking Bad but that Better Call Saul he can't get into. He said he just can't do it. Robin said that show has its moments but its no Breaking Bad. Howard said Breaking Bad had him on the edge of his seat.
Robin asked if Howard is watching The Affair. Howard said they're not watching the new season yet. He said they're not feeling like they want to watch it.
Howard said Richard's dad talks to Richard about the Kansas City Royals all the time these days. Howard played a few voicemails he left for Richard recently. He brings up the Royals in every call. Howard said he's always talking about what he's eating and the Royals.
Howard said they have a prank call they made using Richard's dad talking about the Royals. They had Richard's dad calling this show and asking ''How about them Royals'' and things like that. They had him bringing up some of the other goofy things that he talks about when he leaves messages for Richard. They went to break after that.
Howard said that everyone on the show is performing in the Edgar Allan Poe play on Saturday. Howard said it's very funny. He said that will air on Saturday on Howard 101.
Howard took a call from Bobo who said he heard ground breaking news on the Wrap Up Show yesterday. Howard said he knows what he's talking about. Howard said Gary is so out of his mind. Howard said he had no idea he did this. Howard said he announced it on the Wrap Up Show. Howard played a clip of Gary talking about how he unfriended Howard on Facebook before putting up a picture of him at the Mets game.
Howard said Gary is such a douche bag. Howard said it's so stupid. Howard said he commented on Gary's picture one time. He said he doesn't know how Facebook works but everything Gary posts doesn't even end up in his news feed. He said he's friends with him on Facebook and sometimes he forgets. He said it doesn't always show up on there. Howard said he doesn't even go in Facebook all that much. Howard said the thing is that he doesn't give a shit if he unfriends him. Howard said he is his boss though. He said he works for him, not with him. He said that he gives Gary life. He said to unfriend him made him go ''That fucking moron.'' Gary said he knows. He said it's life related. Gary said he's going to the World Series with his son and he doesn't want to hear shit from Howard. Howard said Gary did a nice thing with his son and he's the asshole who bad mouthed it. Howard said he really does think he cares that he unfriended him.
Gary said his Facebook is just for a few friends. Howard said Gary did something yesterday and he went on Facebook and saw all of Gary's stuff. He said he didn't even unfriend him. Gary said he must have clicked the wrong thing. Howard said that Gary gets to take his son to the Mets game because of him. He said Jackson went to school because of him. Gary said he met his wife because of Howard too.
Howard said he's going to unfriend Gary too. He said that he won't see anything on Facebook. Gary said they won't miss each other on Facebook. Howard said if that's the way he wants to do things then he won't come to his house anymore either. Gary said that he has to unfriend Robin and Jason too. Howard said that he should be thanking him for everything he has. He said that this is a dumb business thing to do. Gary said it's not business. Howard said this really sticks in his craw. Howard said he unfriended him. He said he didn't even really do it though. Howard said he doesn't want to see any of his shit anymore. Gary said he'll post even more then.
Howard asked Gary if he thinks that Gellman ever unfriends Kelly Ripa on Facebook. Gary asked if he thinks Gellman talks about what a douche she is for posting pictures of her kids. Howard said that she's not a douche like Gary is. Howard said people talk shit about him all the time and he must be a pretty great guy to feel comfortable enough to block him as a friend. Robin said Gary wouldn't have a computer without Howard. Howard said that's right. He said he'd still be Roz Frank's copter boy. Howard played a song parody about Gary that Sal did to the tune of the Meet the Mets theme. Howard asked Gary who else he's blocked. Gary said he unfriends people all the time. Howard said he's sick of his stories anyway. Gary said ''We're good.'' Howard said he's not good. He said Gary might be but he's not.
Howard said he got so many messages about Gary blocking him. Howard said he's going to block Gary from the show. Gary said that Howard unfollowed everyone on the show. Robin said if he did that he's the boss so it doesn't matter. Howard said he gets to do what he wants. Howard said he didn't block them. He said he is following people and following a feed. He said that you can be invisible and mute people. Gary said everyone knows about it though. He said that they all complained about it. Howard said that he follows news feeds and that kind of stuff. He said he muted them. Howard said Gary chose to block him from seeing his feed. Howard said Gary is blocked from the show so he's not sure how he's even talking. Howard asked why he isn't nervous blocking his boss. Howard said Gary has decided it's not a big deal. Howard said it is and it isn't. Robin said she loves what Gary said about needing his space. Howard said it's on Facebook. He laughed. Howard did his Gary voice talking about that. Howard said Gary blocked his boss. He said his wife must want to leave him over that.
Howard said this is bigger than the shitty pitch and the girlfriend video. Howard said it makes Bobo look like a genius. Fred played a bunch of clips of people trying to pronounce Gary's last name. Howard said he's still friends with Mary Dell'Abate on Facebook. He said he wishes that she was his producer. Howard said he wants to make that change.
Howard said that Gary doesn't unfriend the dentist who put those horrible caps in his mouth but his boss he does. Howard said just insult your boss.
Howard said it is kind of weird to be on Facebook. He said he has like 25 friends on there. He said he has old friends from his childhood. Howard said that Gary is bragging about being at a Mets game and he's there because of this show and then he blocks his boss. Howard let Bobo go and Gary let him know about a Captain Janks call he had to play.
Howard said Captain Janks called Larry King once when Bill Cosby was on and Cosby ended up bad mouthing him. Howard said the quality isn't that good but he's so proud of this. Howard played the clip and Cosby was talking about how Howard Stern lives off of those things that are very cheap shots. He said he has an audience there though. He said that he went on Howard's show a long time ago. Cosby asked what the purpose of the call was. Janks said that he wanted to know what Mr. Cosby thought of Howard Stern. Howard said that really wasn't that good. Howard said Cosby was kind of respectful. Howard said he knows that he's his producer but he has to let him hear it first. Howard said Bobo gets it more than Gary does.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he agrees with Gary there. He said Howard created the entire situation. He said he didn't want to be badgered by him. Howard said the faux pas there is that it's a very childish thing to unfriend him. Howard asked who Dennis works for. The caller said he works in corporate America. Howard said lets say he's friends with his boss on Facebook and he sees him every day. He asked if he'd think that if he unfriended him that maybe it's not the end of the world but maybe the guy will take it the wrong way. Howard said he's only posting things that his friends see. Howard said if Gary asked him to stop it on the air he would stop. Gary said that he did come to Howard once and Howard told him to grow the fuck up.
Robin said Gary forgot to invite Tom Chiusano to his wedding. Howard said that was a big faux pas on his part. Howard said Tom never thought of him the same way. Gary said he and Tom just had lunch a week ago. Howard said Tom is looking for something to do every day of his life.
Howard said he has to play a Baba Booey song parody to the E.T. theme song. Howard said that's in honor of Drew Barrymore coming in.
Howard wondered what Gary could be posting that would make it worth unfriending him. Howard was making stuff up that he could post now. Howard said Gary fell asleep at work and didn't get fired. Now Gary unfriended him on Facebook. Howard said now Gary can post pictures of him and Jackson on the trampoline at home. Howard said he's a fucking maniac. Howard asked what he could possibly put on Facebook that he won't see. Howard and Robin were both goofing on him over that stuff. Howard said someone else will just tell him what Gary posts. Robin said that's the one person he shouldn't have. Howard asked if he thought that plan through. Howard said that Gary not only unfriended him but talked about it on his radio channel. Howard said that now he thinks he can post pictures of his foot fungus and he won't talk about it.
They played a bunch of Baba Booey song parodies and then Howard asked Fred what he thinks. Fred said he's shocked. He said that if you don't want anyone to see it then don't post it. Robin said he needs to post it. Fred said maybe he was trying to tell Howard something. Fred said someone is going to tell on him no matter what. Howard said he can't believe that he's ruining his Facebook experience. Gary said he should shut it down. Howard asked Gary what he is going to post. Gary said he and Jackson are going to the World Series on Saturday and he didn't want to get shit on Monday. Howard said that he'll feel safe posting pictures now. Gary said he thought it would be a little safer.
Jason came in and said Gary didn't even unfriend him correctly. He said everything he puts on is public to everyone. He said you can go on his Facebook page right now and see everything. Howard said he saw that last night. Gary said they had an assistant go on this morning and they were able to see everything he posts.
Fred said he's not sure why he told everyone on radio. Howard said Gary's whole Facebook page is public. Jason said he has the most public page on Facebook right now. Howard said it's very personal stuff. Jason said you can post specific posts to certain people. He said you don't have to block people or unfriend them. Howard said Gary must be going on right now trying to get people to help him block people. Howard said the whole thing is backfiring.
Howard asked Gary if he knew it was public. Gary said he doesn't think it is. They played a bunch of Baba Booey song parodies while they were talking about all of this. They went to break a short time later.
Howard came back and said that Drew Barrymore is there. He said he's excited to have her there. Howard said that she's had some life. He said she's written a book called ''Wildflower''. Howard said she's been around forever. Howard said he feels like he knows her. Drew came in and said that this is her second book. She said that she was fully present for the other book but she was only 14 at the time. She said she did the typing for this one. Howard said at 14 she had lived like she had done 100 years. Drew said someone felt she had something to say at the time.
Howard asked Drew if she feels like she was completely alone as a kid. She said that she has forced herself to have a very optimistic perspective on it. She said she loves a good therapy session. She said especially if it's not an ass kissing session. She said it's like going to the gym for your brain.
Howard asked Drew about going to therapy and if she tried to find the good in her parents. Howard asked if she just said Fuck them. Drew said she left one therapist who talked shit about her mom. She said she didn't feel safe with that woman and she had seen her for years. Howard said that she was taking her side too much. Drew said she's finally, at 40 years old, thinking about her life and having perspective on her life. She said that it was an amazing exercise. She said that this is the year she really let it all go. She said she has nothing but peace there now. She said it took a while but that's what she has now. Drew said her parents gave her a good blueprint of what not to do. She said she looks at what works and goes off of that.
Drew said she is very different than her parents. Howard asked if she spent years looking for someone to be her parents. Drew said if something is taken away in life what's replaced? She said she defies the laws of Karma. She said that if people weren't there in the beginning she had people come by. She said that she has a partner in production named Nancy who came along and helped her out. Howard said she's been there to help her for years. Drew said she's been there for 20 years giving her tough love. She said that she's willing to tell her the truth. Howard asked if she gets angry at people like that. Drew said she's glad someone actually gives a shit.
Howard said Drew is willing to take in what Nancy says. Drew said she was stunned at one point but she can't remember what she said to her. She said that Nancy has told her what to do over the years and she's helped in that way. She said she was a flaky hippie and Nancy told her it was selfish so she should stop it.
Howard said Drew did E.T. and she latched on to Steven Spielberg. Howard said she was a commodity though. Howard asked if she could really trust him. Drew said of course. She said he's not like that. Howard said it's weird to look at him like a father figure though. Drew said who better though. She said that he was never unavailable to her. She said she's going to see him on November 19th. She said they're still in each others lives. She said that she was the one who stayed away from him when she was going through her troubles. She said that she was glad that he made her feel that way. Drew said that she'd walk in with red lipstick on at 12 years old and he'd ask her to tone it down.
Howard asked if Drew was hurt when Spielberg never put her in anything else. She said that she was fine with that. She gets it. Howard asked if she ever wondered why she wasn't in anything else of his. She said she actually was in costume and in the background. She said she was in Raiders of the Lost Ark in the background.
Howard asked Drew about doing a TV commercial at 11 months old and getting bitten by a dog on the set. Howard said that must have been the first time she felt unprotected.
Drew said she's so happy to be on the show. She said she can show her sassy side. She said she has really looked forward to this for a long time. She said Howard has evolved in front of people for so long. She said he's so loved and he's always been himself. She said that he's given people something that gives them pleasure in life. She said that he's also unparalleled when it comes to giving an interview. Howard said he's very glad to hear that. Drew said she's so sick of the status quo and people don't get that from him. Howard asked if she would ever unfriend him on Facebook. Drew said she never would but she's not on Facebook and it would have to be a paper trail.
Drew said she did a film reel before they did Charlie's Angels and she had to do it on VHS. She said that she wanted to give them a tone of what the movie would be like. She said she used different movies to show them what it would be like. She said they could make it funny and could have capable women in it. Howard asked Drew if she worries about the baggage that he has. Drew said that she started a production company and she did that with Nancy. She said that they fell in love because they both study this stuff.
Howard asked how many places they pitched the Charlie's Angels thing. She said it was just Sony. Drew said that they put in a scene from Private Parts where they're gargling jizz on the air and she thought it was brilliant. Howard asked why she put that scene in there. Drew said it was just the best tone. She said they go all the way with something and don't lose people. She said they pull people in. She said that they bare everything but still embrace you at the same time.
Howard asked Drew if it was tough when her career started to dry up after E.T. Howard said she had everything going for her like Shirley Temple did but Drew was able to pull it back. Howard said when she was 14 she was working in a coffee shop. Howard said the owner hated her but he thought it would be cool to have a washed up child star behind the counter. Howard asked if she prayed every day that no one would recognize her. Drew said she didn't. She said she went to Tokyo at 7 and life changed forever. She said that she grasped a lot as a kid. She said she may have had to do that to handle things. Drew said that you pull it back together and figure shit out. She said she feels she's like Norm from Cheers. She said everyone says hi and she has fun with that. She said she enjoyed the time there.
Howard asked Drew about her parents. Howard said her mother was very sexual and her dad was never there for Drew. Howard said that he had his own problems. Howard said her mother put her right to work. Drew said that she was so screwed up from her relationship with her mother. Howard said Drew was her ticket to show business. Drew said she went through years of guilt and pain. She said that the thing that was really crazy was that she felt guilt. She said she went through 30-something years of guilt. She said that it's only now that she's like it's okay. She said it doesn't make them bad people. She said that deep down they have love for each other. Howard asked if she has her in her life. Drew said they do have a relationship but it's distant. She said they do write each other. She said it's very gracious. She said that they're like both adults for the first time in their lives.
Howard asked if she ever wants to try one more time. She said she has done that a lot. Howard said that he knows her mom used to say that she was trying it again many times. Drew said she kept trying to right the wrong. She said she's learned that it's not right or wrong. It is what it is.
Howard asked what she would do if her mom asked her to give it another shot. Drew said she thinks with her maturity now that her mom has tried to become someone commendable. She said she doesn't even think she would ask right now. Drew said that the only way they may come back together is not to put pressure on it. She said you never say never in life. She said that you just see what happens. Howard said that Drew was in the public because she was put out there like that. Howard said Drew was out at clubs at 8 years old doing coke. Drew said by the time she was 14 she was humble and hard working because she got that all out of the way.
Howard said Drew got herself emancipated from her mom. That's when she went to work at the coffee house. Howard said then she went to live with David Crosby. Howard asked what that was like. Drew said it was pretty wild. She said she'd go on tour and freak out over Neil Young. She said that she was so into Neil. Howard said he can't imagine hanging out with that band and going on tour at 14. Howard said at that point she should have had her own money but her mom was spending it all. Howard said she was managing her full time.
Howard asked Drew if Crosby ever told her to go to bed. She said he did. She said that she just came out of an institution after a year and this was a school of hard knocks thing in the most severe way. She said this is what she needed. She said she wasn't going to be herself without that year and a half. She said it was boot camp and she got the boot all the time. Drew said she didn't have that before. She said she was doing whatever she wanted whenever she wanted. She said it went to having no freedom at all. Drew said she had to stay there until she changed. She said over that year and a half she left there the most humble person that you could ever imagine. She said they saved her life.
Howard said they were the parent that she needed. Drew said they did in a year and a half what should have happened in 18 years. Drew said she found a balance in her life later in her life and she learned how to do that. Howard asked what the name of the place was. She said it was Van Nuys Psychiatric. She said that there are amazing people there. She said they did give her the gift of a straight head. Howard said it doesn't work on every kid though. Drew said that's true but it worked for her. Howard asked if her mom ever tried to get her out of that. Drew said she didn't because she thinks that she was realizing she needed the help.
Howard asked Drew about the movies she did after E.T. Howard asked if she had anyone helping her pick. She said not really. She said she did get to do some films with Stephen King. She said that was great. She said that she knows it was wrong but she knows her mom could be crucified for putting her to work so young. She said that she ended up getting black listed because of the drug thing. She said she totally got that. She said that this place gave her the perspective on all of that.
Howard said he read in her book that she didn't get the role on Poltergeist. Howard said that Steven Spielberg was there and he thought of her for E.T. Drew said those people gave her the chance that if she wanted to do it all over again she could. She said they gave her opportunities. She said they didn't take anything away from her. It was up to her not to screw it up.
Howard said Drew was hanging out at Studio 54 and things like that. Howard asked if men were sexualizing her like that. Drew said that she didn't write about anything like that in her book because she doesn't want her daughter reading about that stuff. Howard asked if doing Playboy was a mistake. Drew said she explains that in the book. She said she was doing fun and free stuff and she's so glad that every moment happened in her life. Drew said she had to learn all of that for herself. She said she had too many outlets and had to figure it all out.
Howard said that he knows this Nancy that Drew keeps bringing up. Howard said he met her and had a connection with her. He said that she's Jimmy Fallon's wife. Howard said he and Nancy are the ones who would email each other. Howard said she's a very together person. Howard said she can take on that mother role. Drew said she should have her own TV show. She said that she never would do that but she is great.
Howard said Nancy helped him out with organizing his office. Howard said she gave him some advice and he did everything she said. Howard asked if she's the mother that she should have had. Drew said that her mother and Nancy are both Taurus' and that's what the chapter is called in her book.
Howard said Drew introduced Nancy to Jimmy Fallon. Drew said she did. Howard asked if she felt anything toward Jimmy. She said not at all. She said he's like her brother now. Howard asked why she handed him over to Nancy. drew said they didn't look at each other like that.
Howard asked Drew about the men in her life. Drew said she's had a lot of interesting experiences. She said it's been interesting. Howard said that Drew was engaged to Tom Green. Drew said she has to give it up to Tom for being such an innovator. She said he was such a pioneer with his show. She said she didn't think of him as the kind of guy she'd spend the rest of her life with. She said she has screwed up marriage before. She said that you break up with someone and you think you're a failure. Howard asked if it's harder when she's in the public eye like that. Drew said it is. She said that you feel like the worst failure when you screw it up. Howard said it makes it harder when you have kids. Drew said that she and Will have such entanglements. She said that she has two families. She said that she's really close to his family. Howard asked if she thinks she can hang in there with him. She said she's trying. Drew said they have two kids and they love the kids. She said they love his family too.
Howard asked about having Postpartum depression after having her kids. She said it was just after one kid. She said that it's one of those things where you just have to put one foot in front of the other. She said that she has a good friend that she can call and the guy tells her to just put one foot in front of the other and never stop just being yourself.
Howard said it has to be hard to earn her trust. She said that she trusts people. She said she has no problem with that. She said she is there for her friends too. She said she'll put on a cape and ask where they need her. She said she likes to be there for people. Howard asked if she can be there for people in show business. Drew said that she doesn't have a lot of Hollywood friends. She said she has been friends with Cameron Diaz since she worked at the coffee shop though. She said she didn't work there but they got to know each other from that. She said that Cameron is the girl you call when you need someone to rely on. She said that she's also the most fun and spontaneous. Howard said it was her, Lucy Liu and Cameron in the Charlie's Angels movie.
Howard asked about doing the movie with Adam Sandler. He asked if she was attracted to him. Drew said that she was attracted to his inner light. She said that she didn't think of him in that way. She said that she called Adam up and said that things weren't going that well for her and told him that she thinks they could do a movie together and it would be great. Howard said Adam could have laughed her off. Drew said that he was doing really well at the time. She said girls really liked him. Howard asked if she had a meeting at the same coffee shop she worked at. Drew said it wasn't the same place. She said they looked like the worst blind date getting together. She said that they looked ridiculously bad. She said that she had pink platforms on and she thought she looked good. Drew said that she knew if she talked to him with her gut instinct that they could figure something out. Drew said she just wanted to work. She said that she really believed that they could do something meaningful.
Howard asked Drew if she took acting lessons when she had her troubles. Drew said that she didn't. She said she thinks she sucks at acting. She said she's not even a good liar. Howard asked if she can think about her father and make herself cry. Drew said that's exactly what she does. Howard said that's acting isn't it. Drew said maybe that's it. Howard said that's what actors do he thinks.
Drew said she studied books and things like that. She said she still reads voraciously. She said that books were a big part of her life. She said that she did that to self educate.
Howard asked Drew to talk more about the Adam Sandler story. Drew said she went to a party with him and she saw the girls all over him. She said that she just wanted to work. She wanted to keep it on track and keep it pure. She said that he wasn't looking at her like that. She said that she wanted to have a meeting with him instead of going to a party. She said that she and Nancy didn't do that party thing. She said it becomes a different message. Howard said then Sandler finds a script. Drew said that she sent him something that he didn't respond to. She said that they worked on this script he sent to her and they had a lot of help from other people like Judd Apatow and Carrie Fisher. She said that she felt like her dream was coming true.
Howard asked Drew if she's very thankful for Adam helping her. She said that she is. She said that they have made 3 distinctly different times of their lives making films. She said that they have done 3 and they've both grown.
Howard said Scream came along too. Drew said that was a good one for her. She said she had been shopping it around with Harvey Weinstein. She said that she was set to play the main character and then she thought about how she wanted to be the girl who gets killed at the beginning. She said she loved that. She said that first part of the movie was so well done. She said she wanted to do that and then get out of there. She said that she was an unofficial producer on that film. Howard said it's crazy that Nancy and Drew have had so much success making movies.
Howard said that TV is almost as good as movies lately. Drew said she had an opportunity recently but she's had a hard time trying to figure out how to not miss out on her kids. She said she doesn't want to be at work if she can't be around her kids. She said that on a film you get up before the kids are up and get home after they're asleep. She said she can't do that to them. She said she needs to be a mother to these children. Howard said he knows people in the business who aren't there for their kids. Howard said it's really a drag for women because you only have a certain amount of time that you can do that. Drew said she still works. She said she has a beauty company and she wrote a book. Howard asked if she ever watches Homeland and wishes she could do that. Drew said she loves that show and she loves when she goes Shoogy. Howard said that she is great when she does that. Drew said she sees her in that show and thinks she has to vote for her to win an award. She said that she must be balancing that stuff. Drew said her kids are in school so she can't do that. Howard said just send them to David Crosby's house. Drew laughed.
Howard asked if David would write songs while she was around. drew said he was doing stuff like that. She said it was amazing to be around all of that. She said that she feels so lucky that she was there. Howard said her book has a lot of this stuff in it. Howard said it's a great book called ''Wildflower''. Howard said the one thing she didn't talk about was dating Corey Feldman in it. Drew said they were more friends than anything. She said they didn't really date. She said it was so awkward. She said that they were both confused. She said he was like 14. Howard asked how old she was. She said she's not even sure.
Howard said she also dated David Arquette. She said that's not true. Howard said he thought that Courteney Cox broke them up. Drew said not at all.
Howard asked about doing Saturday Night Live and what that was like. She said that Steven Spielberg and Robin Williams came to help her out with that. She said they were there to support her. She said she didn't stay in touch with Robin after that though. Howard said it's a shame that he's gone.
Howard said Drew inspired him to dance on David Letterman's desk like she did. Drew said she did that spontaneously. She said it was like an ''outer body'' experience. Howard said she was having fun and jumps up on his desk and gives Dave a quick flash. Drew said she wrote a chapter called Blue Angel because she did a topless thing there before doing Letterman. She said that they wanted to talk about that on the show and it was like a runaway train. Howard asked if she knew it was going to become what it became. She said she had no idea because she didn't even know what she was doing. Howard asked if her management said she screwed up by doing that. Drew said she doesn't have a manager. She said she has agents though. She said she has been with everyone for 20 plus years. She said that she doesn't have publicists. She said she doesn't want a team around her.
Drew said she watched that Letterman and she thought that it came off fine. She said Letterman handled it great and it came off okay. She said they got away with it. She said that night she figured she had to change and become a lady. She said that was like the cap to her teens. She said she went out after that and found the path she wanted to be on. She said it was time for the next chapter. She said that was the closing of a chapter for her. Howard asked if Letterman ever thanked her for that. Drew said he's so not that type of guy. Drew said that she always made Dave talk to her in commercial breaks. She said that she wanted to have an authentic thing with him. Howard said that he's glad she did that. Drew said that he found an in with him and that was old movies. She said that she loves old movies and got to host Turner Classic Movies for 3 years. Drew said Dave likes old movies too. She said she's not sure how she got that out of him. She said she dug and found something to talk to him about.
Drew said she did a thing where Letterman married her in a skit. She said she got a kiss from him in that bit. She said she thought Letterman was cute when she was growing up. She said that she had a crush on him and Ted Koppelman. She said that was her taste in men. Howard said that he loved that flash so much because it was one of those moments that was so fun that they don't do on these shows anymore. drew said it's so sanitized now. She said that they don't have that happening anymore. She said everyone is so worried about perfection.
Howard asked if Drew is Frances Bean's godmother. Drew said Courtney Love deemed her that years ago. She said she has lost touch with her since. She said she has lost touch with them because their lives went in such different directions.
Howard gave Drew some plugs for her book and Robin asked if she's excited about it. Drew said she really is. She said that the best way to enter this chapter of this book is to come on Howard's show and speak in a way she won't be able to until she comes back. She said she got to be herself more in this interview than any other interview she's ever done. She said Howard is so disarming. She said he goes into things so educated and he's fun. She said there is an ease with him. She said that people are supposed to disarm like he does. Howard said they might end up being Facebook friends after all. Howard said that she's also in ''Miss You Already'' which is coming out next Friday, November 6th. Drew said this movie is so touching and beautiful. She said she did it right after she had her two girls. She said that she showed up and did the movie and she's very different in it. She said she is kind of stoic in it. She said she's proud of the movie and she thinks it's great. She said it deals with cancer but it's not heavy and depressing. Drew said she did it because she wanted to do it and that's the way to do things.
Howard said that Drew isn't opposed to working in a coffee shop again. Drew said you never say never. Howard gave her some more plugs and wrapped up with her. Drew said that she's so honored to be there. She said it was so amazing. They went to break after that. They played Goo-Goo Dolls ''Slide'' as they were going to break.
Howard came back and wondered how Ronnie Spector is doing. Howard asked if she's still with them. Robin said she is still with them. Howard said that was something having Drew in there. He said her life is unbelievable. Robin said her life started so early too.
Howard said he has a parody of Scream as if Ronnie was the guy who killed everyone. Howard played the bit and they had Ronnie's voice in the movie clip. Howard said Wes Craven thought Ronnie was too scary to be in the movie. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he takes his balls out when he pees. Howard said he does not. He said he uses his underwear to hold his penis like his hand and his balls stay inside. The caller said he must not be that small. Howard said he actually is and he has to twist himself to get to the toilet. He said he has to contort himself.
Howard said it's time for news with Robin. They played her in with a song parody. Robin said that is horrible. Howard said it was dark. Howard said he heard another one that was so good. He tried to find that song. Howard went through a bunch but he wasn't able to find it. Gary said he knows which one it is. He said it's Robin California Dreaming. Howard played that one and said that's it. Howard played another one by a Jeff Goldblum impersonator. Howard said he sounds extra creepy in that one. Howard said that's not really Jeff Goldblum for those who thought it was.
Robin started her news with a story about a man who tried to have sex with farm animals in Arizona. Robin said his name is James Darland. Howard said maybe they should wait until he's convicted to give his name out. Robin said he was arrested yesterday and he's accused of offering his dog to be used sexually in exchange for him getting to use farm animals. Robin said the man admitted to having sex with his neighbor's animals. Howard said that has to be the easiest crime to conceal. Howard said you should have rules about it like only doing it in the privacy of your own house. Howard asked if he was discovered doing it by the neighbor. Robin said she doesn't think so. She said he was able to keep that quiet. Howard said they finally found someone creepier than Ronnie and his sex tips. Howard said he got a lot of email about Ronnie and his sex tips. Howard said that they have to finish that whole thing with him but maybe tomorrow. He said tomorrow morning they'll get back to it.
Howard said that he has to play one more of Ronnie's sex tips. He said he can't avoid it. He said he was in the car yesterday with Ronnie listening back to it and Ronnie was laughing at it. Howard said he has another one to play and it's about popcorn balls.
Howard also mentioned they have a couple of people sitting in today. He said that it's Rand and Pike. They were mother and son. Howard said he thought that they were married because Mom is hot. Howard said he can see them as a couple. Howard said he thought it was his girlfriend or his wife. Howard said she looks really good. She said she's 61. Howard said she looks a hell of a lot better shape than he does. She said she did have a face lift at 48. Howard said she looks good. Howard said he felt funny playing the Robin songs in front of them. He said now it's a mom and son. Howard asked if the mother was a fan of Ronnie's. She said not really. Howard said when he heard the sex tips he was so creeped out that he didn't want to play them on the air. Howard said the guys had to convince him to play them on the air. Howard said his wife will walk out of the room if she hears him listening to the tips. Howard said that every guy on the staff has played them for their wives and not one of them was impressed. Gary said Will's wife was repulsed. He said his wife likes Ronnie so he won't play them for her.
Howard asked Rand about his mom and found out that she still has a good sex life with her husband. She said they shouldn't talk about that in front of her son. Howard said if the son wasn't there he'd ask her about doing anal. Howard said that he asked his mother about that on the air and she was repulsed. Fred's mom said that she had done it. Fred said that he is scarred for life. Howard said Fred's mom is from Europe so they're more open over there. They're open to all ports. Howard said there was no chance that his own mother would have done that. Howard went into his mother's voice and talked about that for a short time.
Howard asked what the creepiest sex tip was so far. Robin said it was the Mummy juice clip. Gary asked if shoving the big end of candy corn in his ass was gross. Howard said he should review. Howard replayed the Jack-O-Lantern sex tip that they were talking about.
Howard got to the new Ronnie's Sex Tip clip and played the clip. Ronnie was talking about popping popcorn and then jerking off into it. He said girls should squirt into it. He said then you make it sticky and make it into a giant popcorn ball. Howard sounded grossed out by that one. Howard asked if Ronnie thinks a girl would really be into that. Ronnie said he's sure some girls would. Howard said they were going to ask Ronnie about the Snickers bar being put into the vagina. Ronnie said that was from last year. Howard said that he didn't get it because he mentioned a razor blade being in there. Ronnie said that's so you don't get cut. Ronnie said Howard is creeping this guy out over there. Howard asked how Ronnie feels about the mother. Ronnie said she reminds him of Tom Chiusano's wife Penelope. That got Howard and Fred doing their creepy Ronnie voices and coming up with more creepy stuff. Howard said they'll talk to Ronnie more about that stuff tomorrow. He told Ronnie to go pretend to do something. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about how the world health organization is linking cancer to bacon, hot dogs and more. Howard said that's been going around a while. Robin said that they are saying they agree with other reports. Howard said pigs are smart. He said he can't eat them. Howard said they're as smart as 3 year olds. Robin said they say eating red meat may be an invitation to cancer as well. Robin had some audio of a doctor talking about that. Howard said he's off of meat, chicken and pigs. Howard asked Jason if this makes him think about giving it up at all. Jason came in and said not at all. He said they say that it's a possible link but they can't quantify it with statistics. Jason said the story is that there is enough studies that show that it could be a cause of cancer. He said there is no study that says being a vegetarian will stop you from getting it. Jason said that the pig is so magical. He said it has so many different things that are so good. Howard said he doesn't miss that stuff at all. He said he had pork chops, bacon and all of that as a kid. Jason said he'd be too depressed to give that stuff up. He said he loves pulled pork and brisket and all of that in his smoker.
Robin read a story about a man who is accused of beating one of his friends to death thinking he was turning into a zombie. Robin said that not everyone should watch TV. Robin said this man beat him with a guitar and a microwave. Robin said this was after binge watching The Walking Dead.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he knows he's a big supporter of the police. He asked what he thinks about Quentin Tarantino running his mouth. Howard said he saw that he was in trouble with the police union there. Howard said he hasn't read the whole thing yet. Howard said he just knows he said something about the cops. Gary said Quentin will be in there in December so they can ask him then. Howard said that's what he'll do. Howard said that he is a big supporter of the police himself. He said that he knows that cops used to smack kids around a bit and he's all for a good beating once in a while. Robin said the cop that was shot and killed recently should have been in prison already. Howard said he's pro police and that job is thankless. He said there are so many people out there looking to screw you up. He said they're our last defense. Robin said she's all for observing the laws. Howard said there are bad guys in the police force. He said he believes that the police are afraid of going to jail that they are hesitant to protect themselves or protect us. Howard said that cops are going to think twice and turn their backs on some stuff. Howard said when that happens it's going to be complete lawlessness. Howard spent another minute on that and then let the caller go.
Robin read a story about sex offenders in California who won't have to put up signs saying they don't participate in trick or treating. Robin said they won't have to put that sign up. Robin said that they found that they were violating the rights of these people by making them put the signs up. Howard said he hates Halloween so much. He said that it's so stupid to let kids go up to stranger's houses. Howard said everything out there is dangerous. Howard asked Pike if she let Rand out to trick or treat. She said she did. Howard said his point is that it should be against the law to do Halloween. Howard said he knows Trump will stop it if he's elected. Howard did a live commercial read and then went to break.
After the break Howard came back and said that Drew Carey is a great host on The Price is Right. Howard said he hasn't seen him but he's heard he's phenomenal at it. Robin said he is like the old time game show guys. The caller said Bob Barker never showed anyone in a wheelchair or anything but now they have people like that on stage and it's amazing. Howard said he was asked to host The Price is Right but he wanted nothing but handicapped people up there. Howard said he wanted to call it the Retarded Price is Right. The caller said he has a friend who would love to come on Howard's show. He said it's one of the pointer sisters. Howard said imagine him interviewing one of the Pointer sisters. Robin said they have done that. Howard said that might be one of the last shows he does. Howard said there was a Baba Booey on The Price is Right. Howard found the clip and said it's kind of hard to hear. Howard played the clip and someone yelled it out as the contestant was playing a game. Howard said he never thought Drew could be a host of that show because he thought that they had to be like radio guys who were palatable to look at. Howard said they give those jobs to comedians now. Howard mentioned a few who have them now and who used to host the game shows. Howard said he wanted Wendy the Slow Adult to be The Price is Right girl. He said that she would point to the cars but sometimes she's point to the lights instead. Howard said one time she shit her pants when they did a run through. Howard said they were ahead of their time. Howard said they did the showcase showdown and Wendy at everything there.
Robin read a story about the Republican debates coming back. Robin said they're doing the latest one on Wednesday night. Robin said it's happening in Boulder, Colorado. Robin ran down the list of people who will be there for the debate. Howard said Trump is going to go wild now that Ben Carson is ahead of him in at least one poll. Howard said if he were trump he'd ask who even gives a shit about Iowa. Howard said he'd be like ''fuck you Iowa.'' Howard said he's going to build a wall around Iowa. Howard said he has to go full Trump and call them all losers. He said he should fire everyone there in the state.
Howard took a call from a guy who said you can go on Facebook and hide posts. He said Gary wouldn't have to block him. Howard said of course. The caller said it was a total douche move to unfriend him. Howard said Gary didn't even unfriend him correctly. The guy was also correcting Ronnie on the razor in the vagina thing. He said that the razor would be in the candy. Howard said no. He said Ronnie thinks that if you go down on your woman on Halloween you want to make sure no one stuck a razor in her vagina so you want to check to make sure you don't cut your dick up. He said you take a Snicker bar, fun size, and put it in her vagina. He said if there is a razor in there then it will cut the candy. Howard replayed the Ronnie's Halloween Sex Tip that he was talking about. Howard had the story right and Ronnie was checking for razors in the woman's vagina. Howard said what's more fascinating is the way he says ''You stick it up that hole.'' Howard said it's gross. Robin asked where the razor is going if you avoid having sex for a day. Howard said he doesn't know. Howard asked if he sounds like a guy who likes women. Robin said no. He said he doesn't even sound like he knows a woman's anatomy. Howard said Ronnie is in tears laughing out in the hall. He said he loves this stuff. Howard asked if he's in therapy or not. Robin said he can't be in therapy.
Howard took a call from the guys in the back who were playing clips of Leon Spinks to endorse Donald Trump. Howard spent a minute talking to the audio clips of Spinks mumbling.
Robin read a story about Governor Cuomo and Mayor DeBlasio being at odds over some stuff. Howard said he's not following the story. Howard asked if anyone out in the office can explain why they don't like each other. Gary said everyone out there says they don't know. Robin had some audio of Cuomo talking about how it's about time that DeBlasio is on board for Hillary Clinton. Howard said the homeless people around the city love DeBlasio. Howard played some audio of them going out on the street asking the homeless about the guy.
Howard took a call from a guy who said Howard is like the new Oprah. He said he made Drew cry today and Sarah Silverman cry yesterday in her hotel room. Howard asked if he really did. The guy said he thinks he did. Howard thanked the guy for the call.
Robin read a story about Jimmy Fallon talking about his latest fall. Robin said he broke hand a while back and he broke the other hand over the weekend. Howard said he saw the video of it. Robin said he was accepting some award at Harvard and he tripped over the student. Howard asked why the guy was kneeling in front of him. Howard said maybe the guy worked for Stephen Colbert. Robin said Jimmy had to have surgery done on this other hand. Robin had audio of him talking about going to the hospital to get it checked out. Howard said he saw Jimmy with that big white bandage on him and he hated seeing that. He just got that off and now he's injured his other hand. Robin wrapped up and Howard ended up playing some audio of Jim Breuer talking about the Mets going to the world series on his Podcast. Howard said the guy is super excited. Howard said he won't be watching the World Series himself. He said he knows that's weird but he's not into it. Gary came in and told Howard about the visual in that clip. He said that Jim is wearing ski goggles and spraying champagne all over the place. Gary said he'll be at the game on Saturday. Howard ended the show after that. They were done around 11:20am.
Jon asked Wendi what she thinks about that. Wendi said it's the worst move ever to unfriend them. She said that you have to keep them friends until you switch jobs. She said you can't unfriend your boss. Jon said Howard and Gary have a unique relationship. He said that Gary works for Howard but they are friends. He said Gary may forget that sometimes. He wondered if that crossed his mind. Jon said that you have to be aware of the boss thing. Jon said Gary was trying to find his space on Facebook and separate it from his work. Wendi said he should get off entirely if he wants his space. She said she would argue that Facebook friendship isn't real friendship. She said she blocks people all the time. She said you can't do it. Jon said that Gary did forget to invite his boss to his wedding a few years ago.
Jon said Gary posted a picture of him and his son at a Met game. He wrote some sweet things about that and Howard and Robin laid into him about it. He said they got on his case about his son. He said that got to Gary and he ended up posting another picture on Facebook but he didn't want that happening again so he thought he unfriended Howard. Jon said Gary could have posted it and blocked Howard from seeing it. Jon said he didn't force it out of Gary yesterday. He said he doesn't think Gary was aware of the shit storm that was going to hit him when it was revealed.
Jon asked Rahsaan if Gary should have expected it. Rahsaan said it was going to come out at some point but he shot himself in the foot by admitting it yesterday. Jon said that Gary had to shut his account from being public today. Wendi said that they're going to have an anniversary for this every year or every 5-10 years. Jon said this year will be remembered because of this. Jon said the other thing was that Bobo was the one who called in with this story. He said Howard immediately jumped at it. He wondered if Bobo will take credit for this moment. Jon said they'll talk more about that after a break. They went to break after that.
Jon asked if Howard was really upset about it. Gary said he thinks it was making good radio. He said that Howard would make a phenomenal lawyer because he can make things work in his way. He said that he could have not talked about it yesterday but he thought it would be interesting for the show.
Jon said he asked Wendi about how you unfriend your boss. Gary said he's heard it happens all the time. Gary said if he didn't say anything to Howard he wouldn't know. He said Howard might just think something was wrong with Facebook.
Jon asked Wendi if she monitors social media or tunes it all out. She said it's a job requirement now. She said you have to be tuned into it. She said the good outweighs the bad by a slim margin. She said it's really hard to let it roll off your back. Wendi said that she made the mistake of blocking someone and unfriending her. She said she got ripped apart by her because she was so hurt by her. She said that it was over her political views and she didn't want to read them all the time. She said it wasn't good enough for that person though.
Gary said he was at odds with someone politically and he wrote something down at the end of a long thread something about ignoring the science books after she said something about how the earth was created. He said she was upset by it and unfriended him.
Wendi said that she isn't friends with that person she unfriended. She said there was more to it than just that one thing. Gary said people are saying that they can't believe that two men over 50 are arguing over Facebook.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he thinks that Gary thought about the unfriending and he decided to break the news before Howard found out. Gary said he only told Jon and he really wasn't worried about it. He said he told Jon it was okay to talk about on the show. Jon said Gary knows what makes a good radio show. He said it ended up being entertaining for about an hour this morning.
Jon said Robin was talking about it too. Gary said she's more two faced than Howard is. She said that Robin was talking about how good he and his son looked in the pictures and then she gets on the air and does that.
Jon took a call from a guy who said it was classic radio today. He asked what the atmosphere is in the back office when that's going on. Gary said there is a lot going on. He said when anyone is on the hot seat there is a lot of joy for a lot of people back there. He said it's like a bear is caught in a trap so let's go kill it.
Jon took a call from a guy who asked how Gary would feel if someone in the office unfriended him on Facebook. Gary said it would depend on who it was and what he did to get unfriended. He said he sees the guys there every day and doesn't really need to see them on Facebook.
Jon said that Gary explained to Howard why he did it and it has nothing to do with them being friends. Gary said that he unfriended him in real life in a way too. He said he doesn't tell him everything. Jon said everyone is now looking at his Facebook page. He said everyone is going to want to know what he's posting. Gary said he's hoping that people have a heart. He said his son turned 21 today and said happy birthday to him. He said he hopes they're not that big of a dick to bring that up and goof on it. Jon asked Gary if he remembers where he works. They went to break after that.
Jon brought up Ronnie's sex tips and how happy Ronnie sounds when he's doing it. Jon asked if he could go any further with it. Jon asked if Ronnie thinks that it's attractive to women. Wendi said she hopes not. She said she hopes that he doesn't think that women want something like that. Gary said he thinks of Ronnie like the guys on the subway who whistle to women or just make that ''tss'' sound to them. Jon said that part of Ronnie must think that they are attractive.
Jon moved on to talk about Drew Barrymore. Jon said she is a fan of Howard's and really appreciated everything Howard has done over the years. He said she was fantastic. Gary said he has been a fan of her's for a long time. He said that the tide turned for him about 6 or 7 years ago and saw what she's been through and he loves the movies she's done. He said he loves her in Fever Pitch. He said he thought she was everything she could be today. He said she was open, unguarded and cried. He said she was a very real guest.
Jon said Drew did E.T. and had all of these experiences before she was even 10. He said by the time she's 14 she's out of rehab and living with David Crosby. He said she was working in a coffee shop and the guy hired her because she was a child star. Jon said that her life is just beginning and she's having a mid-life crisis already. Gary said he first cartoon cell he bought was in 1986 and he went in to buy it and the woman showing him the cells looked like the lead in Saturday Night Fever. He said it turns out it was. He said that he can imagine what it was like to see the little girl from E.T. in a coffee shop.
Jon said that Wendi worked with Drew recently. Wendi said she is the sweetest thing on the planet. She said she is the real deal. She said she can't say enough nice things about her.
Jon said Drew talked about doing the movies with Adam Sandler and how that worked out. Jon said that she was also talking about Jimmy Fallon's wife giving her advice and pointing her in the right direction in life. Gary said he thinks that really good people are hard to come by. He said that he thinks Henry Winkler is one of those guys and so is she. Gary said he got that feeling about Drew today.
Jon said they had a poll today and he would like to get the results. Gary guessed that 65 percent said no. Rahsaan said it was actually 56 percent that said ''Yes, you shouldn't be friends with your boss anyway.'' Jon asked Wendi how she deals with stuff like that. She said she has to read the room and figure it out from there.
Jon got in some plugs for today's Sternthology and wrapped up the show. They were done around Noon.
Howard started the show talking about how he hasn't seen Rob Zombie in a while. Howard said he's been busy. He said he usually sees him over the summer but they didn't this past summer. Robin said he could call. Howard said he's not good at calling. He said his days are very long and then he gets home and thinks about calling but he doesn't. He said he hasn't spoken to Jeff Shick from IBM lately. He said he emailed him but he didn't get the email but then Jeff emailed him not even knowing he had emailed him. Howard said that makes you think maybe there is a higher power. Howard said Jeff has been busy with IBM. He said they're doing very well from what he's read. Howard said GE is doing well too. Howard said he always looks at that stuff. Robin said she was looking at stocks and reading about that stuff. She said then she got sick. She was doing it just before she got sick. Howard said that her body rebelled. He said that stuff was so boring that her body rejected it.
Robin said she saw the earnings for Apple were up. Howard said they sold a boatload of iPhones. He said Wall Street didn't like the numbers they hit even though they hit what they were supposed to. Howard said welcome to the real harsh world. Robin said they think they didn't perform well enough. Howard said he told Fred that yesterday. He said he could be doing better.
Howard played a clip of Elephant Boy giving a rundown of what they had coming up today. He said they have Rod Stewart coming in today. Howard said Rod is coming in later and he's going to sit down and do a couple of songs for them. Howard said Rod even let them give some input into what he'll be playing. Howard said he was there last night doing a sound check. Howard said his guys were in early this morning setting up the sound board. Howard said that's what's in the studio. Howard said Rod has some career. He said he used to work with Jeff Beck and then he was in The Faces and then Faces with Rod Stewart. Howard said he was putting out solo records and others with The Faces and they both had hits. Howard said that he's very excited that he's coming in today.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said she is thrilled that Rod is coming in. She said he's her favorite. She said that she wants him to do Maggie May. Howard said he already knows what he's doing but he'll save that as a surprise. Howard said he's going to do a new song today too. Howard said he still does new music which is kind of cool. Mariann said he has a whole new song book coming out soon. She said she is crazy over him. Mariann said that she didn't even take her daughter to the bus this morning. She had to tell Howard what Rod means to her.
Howard said Robin has a New York accent now. Robin said she does. Howard said she must not miss living in Baltimore. Robin said not at all. Howard talked about the places he's lived and how he would go to a place for a year like going to Detroit. Howard said his professional life was a ''noine'' when he was in Detroit.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he still plays chess. Howard said he's stopped. He said he has gone online a few times to play but not that much. Howard said he was obsessed with the game and he started to get pretty good but he would get obsessed if he lost. He said it was too important to him. He said he was too competitive. Robin said he's the one who infused all of the meaning into it. Howard said even when he does art he gets down on himself. Howard said he did a painting for Robin and she hung it on her wall. Howard said he saw it on her wall and thought it looked really good. Howard said he seems to think ''You fucking moron'' if he gets a line wrong or something. Howard said he was that way with radio too. He said he still is.
Robin asked Howard why he can't just think that he's learning. Howard said he has to be an expert. Robin said he has to learn first. Howard said he hopes he doesn't ruin painting for himself. Howard said he can't enjoy anything. He said everything is an obsession.
Howard asked the caller what he wanted to know about chess. The caller said he's about 5 moves in and he's not sure what to do. Howard asked what the five moves were. The caller told him the moves. Howard tried to follow. After hearing where they ended up Howard asked what he wanted to do. Howard was doing it in his head and he gave him some suggestions. Howard told him what his next move should be.
Howard said he doesn't want to get into a long chess thing. Howard asked that no one else call in with these questions. Howard wished the guy luck. Howard said he knows his pain. Howard said he hopes that game isn't for money. He said it's like going to a computer. Howard said he hopes it's just for fun.
Howard took a call from Bobo who has been going around bragging that he started the Gary fight yesterday. Howard said Gary unfriended him on Facebook. Howard said Bobo is proud of that but he had written down to talk about it. Howard said he saw Bobo called in with it so he took the call. Bobo said he's not going around bragging.
Howard asked Bobo what his question is. Bobo said he has a regular question or a question he's been holding on to for the past 5 years. Howard said he wants to hang himself. Howard said when Bobo gets on the show comes to a screaming halt. Howard said it's crazy. He said he doesn't ask the question. Howard said it's frustrating. He played a Little Mikey song parody about Bobo after that.
Howard asked Robin what she wants to hear. Robin said it's the 5 year question. She knew it would be lame. Howard said he can ask anything he wants. Howard said he also has Bobo's Toupee on the phone. Howard got him on and Bobo's Toupee told him to stop calling in for 5 years. He told him to get into a time capsule with that question. Howard asked Bobo's Toupee if he's related to The Lump. Bobo's Toupee said he's not at all.
Howard said that Bobo's Toupee must have seen this question because it sits on Bobo's head. Bobo said it's an interesting question. Bobo asked Howard if he had the women he dated, after his divorce, sign a ''disclosure form.'' Robin asked if that's really his question. Bobo said it is. Howard said it's great that he had ''sign a disclosure'' waiting for 5 years. Howard said it's a non-disclosure. Howard said it's hard enough to get girls to sleep with you. He said he isn't going to have them sign a non-disclosure form. Howard said he's fine with them talking about it. Howard said no one has ever signed a non-disclosure form. Howard said that they have their own non-disclosure because they don't want to admit that they slept with him. Bobo said he can cross that one off his list now. Howard played a Bobo song parody after that. Bobo's Toupee said the songs make him almost interesting. Howard let Bobo's Toupee and Bobo go after that.
Howard said Bobo is so fucking funny. He said he knows that people are going to ask him not to take his calls. Howard said he has so many things to play. He said he has a clip of Bobo talking about how pissed he is at celebrity superfans who say they don't like him. Howard said he also has Bobo reading his awards. Howard said he's pretty sure that these awards are just things people hand out regularly. Howard played a clip and Bobo was talking about the awards he got as a driving instructor. Howard said if you have to keep reeling off your accomplishments then you're pretty insecure. Howard said that he's not talking about his Telly awards or his Billboard Awards. Howard played more of Bobo talking about the awards he's gotten. Bobo also talked about how he made a mark in society and people can goof on him all they want. Bobo said that he has had people thank him for saving their lives. He used the word ''magnanimous'' in that clip and he didn't use it the right way so Howard pointed that out. Howard said that Bobo claims they applaud him but they also stick gum in his hair while he's driving around.
Howard played another clip of Bobo talking about how he becomes Superman when he's driving. Howard said there is nothing more boring than a driver safety course. Howard played the clip and Bobo talked about his awards and how he must be a Clark Kent because he turns into a Superman when he teaches his skills. Howard said they have to see him drive. Howard wondered if he checks both mirrors and keeps his hands at 10 and 2.
Howard played a clip of Bobo talking about bringing attention to the celebrity superfans who he calls condescending assholes. He was upset with them for saying that they don't like him.
Howard said that Gay Ramone is saying that he blew Janks 12 years ago. Janks said he didn't have gay sex until this last January. Howard said Gay Ramone claims he blew him 12 years ago. Janks said that he came out on the show and that was the first time anyone knew he was gay.
Howard played a clip of Ramone talking about Janks where he calls him ''Captain Faggot.'' He told Shuli that Janks blew him 12 years ago in Bethlehem at a night club called Diamonds. Ramone said that he is all fucking teeth. Shuli said maybe it was his first one. Howard said Janks denies that he did this. Janks said that he has no reason to lie.
Howard used the word ''adamantly'' when he said that Janks is denying the story. Robin thought he should use vehemently. Howard said that was okay to use. Gary told him it was.
Janks said that he really hadn't had gay sex until this past January. Janks said he has never had gay sex before that. Howard said for the record he's also saying that he doesn't use his teeth. Janks said he tries not to. He said he has been told he does but he'll pull back. Janks said he's new at this. Janks said that he knows the club Diamonds and he has done appearances there but he didn't have gay sex. He said he's not even sure what Ramone looks like.
Howard said Gay Ramone is a good looking dude. Janks said maybe he's seen him but he can't tell him what he looks like. Janks asked why he would lie about it if it's out. Howard said he thinks he would admit to it. Howard said he's going to have the FBI look into it. Janks said he would encourage that. Howard let him go after that.
Howard said JD got upset about something. Howard said he has a lot of things on his computer that he can play. Howard said he has a section of songs about the Wack Pack and things like that. Howard said JD got upset that one of his songs was mixed in with the Wack Pack songs. Howard said he had to move the JD song out of there. Robin said he gets upset about the craziest things. JD got on his microphone and said he's not Wack Pack. Howard played a song parody about JD after that. It was to some Star Wars music. Howard said this is in honor of Star Wars coming out. Howard said that's the song that was in that section. He said he moved it in with the Wolfie at Retro-Con page. JD said that's fine.
Howard said he has Gay Ramone on the phone now. Ramone asked how Janks doesn't remember that night. Ramone said he's in such denial. Ramone said that he was doing a comedy show that night. Howard asked Ramone why he has anger toward him. Ramone said he named Janks as Wack Pack and he thinks that he should be in there too. Howard said he took Janks out of the Wack Pack. Howard asked why he'd be mad at Janks for being Wack Pack. Ramone wasn't answering. Howard thought he disappeared. Ramone said he's still there. He said he's fucking jealous, that's why he'd be upset. Howard said Janks isn't in the Wack Pack. Ramone said that he thought he was. Howard said this guy could be in the Wack Pack after this call. He said that it makes no sense.
Howard got Janks back on the phone. He said this isn't making sense to him. Howard said that he took Janks out of the Wack Pack. Janks said that's right. Ramone said Janks sucked at the blow job. Howard asked why out him and why bad mouth him. Janks said he's already out. Ramone said he was in the closet for years. He said he never outed him before. Janks said he thinks that Ramone is doing this to get on the air. Ramone said he has been on since 1998 and Howard always picks up on him.
Howard said he just got a note saying that both of them were taken out of the Wack Pack. Janks said that he didn't blow Ramone. He said it must have been someone else. Ramone said he never forgets a blow job. Howard said Caitlyn Jenner called and wants to blow both of them.
Janks said that he wants to change the subject to Gary unfriending Howard. Ramone told him not to change the fucking subject. Howard said he's done with this. He said it's boring. Howard said that they'll do a yearly review of who is in the Wack Pack and maybe both of them will get back in it. They went to break after that.
Howard said then Ronnie grew up and drove him to work. He said he eventually gave out Halloween sex tips. Howard played a clip of Ronnie singing some of the hits from back in the day.
Howard said he has a funny phony phone call. Howard said they took clips of Ronnie talking about his Halloween sex tips and called a radio show. Howard played the call and they had Ronnie giving his Halloween tips to the show. The hosts of the show got upset with the call and hung up multiple times. Howard said it's weird how religious people tell you that you're going to get cancer and get sick when they get frustrated. Howard said it's unreal.
Howard took a call from Mark in Boston who asked if he got any flack over making fun of Elephant Boy on Kimmel. Howard asked if he made fun of him. Mark said not really but he had him on the show. Howard said he was going to turn to Jimmy and tell him it was a bad idea to have the Wack Pack on. Howard said it felt like he had to make something out of it with them. Howard said it was fine. He said it is what it is. Mark wondered if some people didn't get the joke. Howard said he doesn't know.
Mark asked if Howard had some coffee before that show. Howard said he did. Howard said they had to go to Brooklyn in the afternoon. He said he got there by 3:45 or so. He said he realized they don't start taping until 5. Howard said he had to sit there until 5:30. Howard said that he was getting sleepier and sleepier over there. Howard said he wants to enjoy his day so he had done a bunch of things in the morning. He said he requested a cup of Starbucks and he drank the whole thing down. Howard said he was wide awake for Jimmy's show. Mark said he was shot out of a cannon. He said he was touching his beard and he knew something was up. Howard said it was the coffee.
Howard said he's glad he started drinking coffee again. He said he was getting tired and the coffee woke him up. Howard said he was talking to the audio guy and then the pre-interview guy. Howard said Flavor Flav was in the room too. Howard said they have to stop the people from just walking from room to room. Robin said she heard they had a lot to deal with because they were just doing shows there for a week. Howard said it is rather exhausting. He said that they could hold up the taping and let him get there closer to the time he has to be on. Howard said he doesn't want to be a dicky celebrity and show up at the last minute. Robin said he doesn't want to do the shows at all. Howard said he got a request the other day from a friend of theirs and they want him on the show. Howard said he hasn't even responded. Howard said his whole inbox is full of requests like that. Howard said he doesn't want to do these things. Howard said it's hard.
Howard said he does this show under protest. He said he doesn't want to go do another show somewhere. Howard said the word ''show'' makes him sick. Howard said he wants to have Ronnie carry him into the building like Ariana Grande did in her music video. Howard said she did that with black people carrying her. Howard said that times have changed. Howard said she has to think of her image a little bit. Robin said these girls don't have any idea. Howard said she should have talked to him.
Howard said that Jeff the Drunk's Periscope is blowing up. Howard said Hillary Clinton was on his Periscope. Howard played a clip of Jeff the Drunk talking to a Hillary Clinton impersonator. Jeff told her she has to smoke pot with him or she's off of his 'Scope. Then he has her sing Karaoke with him.
Howard said the show is jam packed with bits like that. Howard said he'll save the others for another time. Howard said he has a ton of phony phone calls to play too. Howard said they called a political call with some Elephant Boy clips. Howard played that call and they get through to a show called the Pickle Barrel. Richard called the show and says that his brother escaped from prison. He opens his door and plays the Halloween movie music and pretends he's being killed. The show hosts hung up on him so Richard calls back and says he has someone walking up the steps and you hear the music and a chain saw. They hung up on him again. Richard calls back again in the middle of one of his bits. They hang up and take another call and it's Richard again with the music. They tell him to get a life. Howard went to break after that.
Howard said that they figure out how to shoot up Supergirl with Kryptonite. Howard said it took Lex Luthor years to figure that stuff out. Howard said the whole thing is kind of wacky. He said if you don't suspend disbelief then it's ridiculous.
Howard said he was getting annoyed but he liked the show. He said he will watch more of it. Howard said they put the show on the same night as Gotham which isn't doing well in the ratings. Howard said that Supergirl beat The Voice and Dancing with the Stars. Howard said they're supposed to move it to another night though. Howard said he also watched the European music awards. He said Justin Bieber did that song they make fun of. Howard said he did that thing. Howard played High Pitch Eric singing that song. He also had Elephant Boy singing it. Howard played their ''I'll Suck Your Ween'' song too.
Howard said he was looking for hot chicks to sing but they didn't really have any that hot. Howard said then he asked why he was watching that when the World Series was on. Howard said that Justin Bieber would have been a lot cooler if he didn't get any tattoos. Howard said he had to do that to try to man up a bit. Howard said he was dancing around like a chick. Howard said he's kind of into that song though.
Howard said he tuned into the World Series and watched that for a little bit. Howard said he saw the Mets were up by 2 runs. Then there were two outs and this guy gets up to bat. His name is David Wright. Howard said they say he's suffering from Spinal Stenosis. Howard said he should just read Dr. Sarno's book. Howard said he'd be cured if he read it. Howard said he talks about how to get rid of it without surgery. Howard said he's all upset about that. He said he sees the guy get up and he strikes out. Howard said he got all worked up over that. He said it all happened in like 2 minutes. Howard said that he got pissed at this David guy. He said he had to turn that shit off.
Howard said in this day and age how does FOX lose the signal for 4 and a half minutes. Gary said they not only lost the signal but they also lost their backup generator. He said they had to stop the game because they use that for replays on some plays. Gary said that they came back to the game and the pitcher was pissed because they were fucking up his rhythm. Howard said it's sad when Jeff's periscope has better production than FOX.
Howard said he was so glad when he read that the game ended at 1:30 in the morning. Howard said he'd be pissed if he stayed up all night. Howard said Richard stayed up. Howard said that he's probably half dead out there. Gary said it was worth it for him to stay up because the Royals won. Howard said it's not worth it to him because he's employing the guy. Howard said they say that Richard can tell which beer is which if they pour beer in his ass.
Robin said Richard is very red this morning. Howard said that's because he drinks all night. Howard said Gary stayed in the city last night. Gary said he did a charity event. He said he was in a pretty nice hotel. It was the NYC Athletic Club. Howard said he asked Gary if he saw the game and Gary said he didn't get to stay up to see it.
Gary said he called the operator and told them what was going on. Gary said the guy is pulling and pulling and he yelled at him to get the fuck away. He said security showed up about a minute later. He said that they didn't see the guy out there on their way up. Gary said they open the door to the stairs and they all go running up the stairs. Gary said he went back to his room and tried to get to sleep. He said then his phone rings and they tell him that they wanted to comp the room even though he didn't pay for it anyway. Gary said that it was like 2 in the morning and he had to get up at 5. Howard said that's why he hates hotel. He said that he'll ask them not to bother him and they think do not disturb means they can still call his room.
Gary said he left the hotel this morning and he told the guy that he has never seen a naked guy try to get into his room in the 35 years he's been staying in hotels. He said the guy said ''yeah, I haven't either.'' Howard said if he owned a hotel he would make every management guy sleep in every room to experience what it's like. Howard said most hotels are so noisy that you can't sleep. Robin said the last time she did that she thought that someone was coming through the ceiling.
Gary said he left out the other part. He said the guy in the next room was snoring so loud that he could hear him. Howard said he has had people fucking and playing loud music. Howard said he hates fucking hotels.
Gary said that was the worst experience he ever had at a hotel. Gary said he was staying in a hotel for a wedding and he borrowed an iron and the employee came to his room at 2 in the morning asking for it. Howard said that's so fucked up.
Gary said this is his new best story. Howard said that iron story is pretty good. Howard said he'd iron the guy's head if he did that to him.
Robin said she had a fire alarm beeping in her room once at a hotel. It was in the middle of the night. Howard said Gary should have gone home last night instead.
Howard said they were talking about this guy in the game whose dad died and they were keeping it a secret from him while he played. Howard said that's fucked up. Howard said he'd want to know that his dad was dead.
Howard said Joe Buck made a statement last night that was kind of odd. Howard played a clip of him talking about how this is baseball at its best and described a guy with a bat in his hands. Gary said that was like the 7th inning. He said by the 14th you just run out of things to talk about.
Howard said he has some audio of Ray Lewis trying to say something ''Wrong place, wrong time.'' Howard said that's not how it comes out. Howard played the clip and he says ''It was the wrong time for the wrong time...''
Shuli said he has no idea where Pete is getting this from. Howard said he's not going to accuse Shuli of doing that. Howard said he wants him to attack Shuli. Shuli said that's what it is.
Howard said of course people are going to talk about him. He said that he's changed and he's fine with that. He said that he is happy doing the show the way it is. Howard said of course he changed. Howard said he changed his entire life. Howard said he goes to a psychiatrist to change. Howard said he wants to be a better person. Howard said if Shuli goes out and speaks to Artie privately and says Howard has changed... Howard said he's right. He said he has changed and he will continue to change. He said he even changes his underwear 3 times a week. Howard told Shuli to go talk to whoever he wants about him changing. Howard said Pete is trying to poke holes. They went to break a short time later.
Howard came back and said he didn't know Fred was playing a song. Fred played commercial music so Howard had to do a live commercial read.
After the live commercial read Howard took a call from a guy who said that Glen is not dead. Howard said he just let out a spoiler. Howard said they might as well talk about it. Howard said it is 3 days later. Howard said that if Glen is alive then it's total bullshit. Howard said that was one of the best scenes he's seen. The caller said that it looked like the guy on top of him was being eaten. Robin said she went back and watched it. She said that he still had a Howard of zombies on top of him.
Howard said he brought in tape of The Talking Dead. Howard said that he saw that scene and a major character dies. He said he was shaken up. Howard he thought he should watch the Talking Dead. Howard said it got so fucking stupid he felt like an idiot for watching it. Howard said the show was intense and this is what he hears. Howard played a clip from the show where Chris Hardwick is talking about how tough this is for the fans of the show. Howard said he has another clip of the host, Chris Hardwick, explaining to people that it hurts even though it's a TV show. Howard said he had to turn it off after that. Howard said he would have said that if you're sad over a pretend show then he'd wonder why they're feeling that way. Robin said the only guy who should feel bad is the guy who got killed off the TV show.
Howard played the clip of Hardwick talking about how you project yourself into the show and when you lose a character you're attached to it hurts. Robin said she's of the opinion that he's not dead. Howard said if he's not then they really blew it. Robin said they had better kill him now if they didn't. Robin said with what was going on she wouldn't have been able to sleep. Robin said it was edge of your seat TV.
Howard said he turned off The Talking Dead when the lady on the couch, Yvette Nicole Brown, and Damon Lindelof were looking like they were at a funeral. Howard said Yvette was talking about how upset she was. She said she had the show 5 days in advance and she had no one to talk to about it. Robin said she has been on that show so much that she keeps notes about it. Howard played some audio of Yvette talking about how she had no one to call to talk to. Howard said that's when he turned it off. Howard said they've ruined it for him because it's so douchy. Howard said he went to sleep after that.
Robin said she did watch the show later. Robin said Yvette did research and said that she found out that Glen had never killed another human being. Howard said she seems more traumatized by this than 9/11. Howard played another clip of Yvette talking about what she has seen in the show over the past season.
Howard said that there's a lot of pretend going on with her. He said she's talking about a pretend show and a pretend book, the bible, and quoting them both. Howard said that he has to take another break and get set up for Rod Stewart.
Howard came back and said that he has Rod Stewart there. He said he's hobnobbing with Rod Stewart. Rod asked what that means. Howard said that's whatever they were just doing. Howard said that he dresses very well. Rod said he has something to go to later. Howard asked who picks his clothes out for him. Rod said he picks it out. He said he's color blind so sometimes he puts the wrong colors together. Howard said he takes pride in how he looks. Rod said he does. He said it's an extension of his personality.
Howard said Rod ''wears it well.'' Howard said he wrote that song with Ron Wood who ran off with the rolling Stones. Howard said that he must have been happy to lose those guys. Rod said they just had a reunion and it was a big success.
Howard asked if Ron Wood is a great guitar player and an underrated guy. Rod said he's a really good rhythm guitar player. He said he's not a great lead guitar but a great rhythm guitar player. Rod said that he comes up with great riffs too. Howard said it's a great intro. Rod asked if his guy can play that intro. The guy played it. He said it's not hard to play. Rod told him to shut up. Howard had the guys go right into ''You Wear it Well'' after that.
After the song Howard said that was beautiful. Howard asked if he's ever recorded that song with that arrangement. Rod said no. Howard said he likes the violin. Howard asked what that person's name was. Howard said this is a great group of people. Rod told him not to tell them that. Howard talked to the fiddle player Jana. Howard asked if they enjoy playing the song. The guys said they do. Howard said Rod looked like he did too. Rod said he did. Howard said he came in saying he can't sing in the morning. Rod said that he told him he can't sing. Howard said everyone says that.
Howard said that is a beautiful song. Robin said he sounds great. Rod said he has to drink tons of water and tries not to speak too much in the evenings. Howard asked if he knew that song was going to be a hit. Rod said he had no idea. He said back in the day you just went in and recorded songs not thinking about making hits.
Howard asked about covering the song ''First Cut is The Deepest'' and if he knew Cat Stevens. Rod said he didn't know him well. He said that he heard the song on the radio and wanted to perform it. He said he still does that. Howard asked if he hears it and thinks the guy isn't nailing it. Rod said that he can't say that. He said he doesn't want to say that but he does think he can sing it better. Howard said Cat Stevens didn't have a hit with that. Rod said that Sheryl Crow had a hit with it though. Howard asked him to do that song right now. Howard told him to prove that his version is better. They went into ''First Cut is the Deepest'' after that.
After the song Howard said that this is it. He said he's a maestro. Howard said he should come on more often and work this stuff out. Howard said the girls who are with him are very talented. Howard asked them if they are nervous performing with Rod. One of the girls said he's actually great about it. She said if you mess up he'll tell you to relax. Howard said Rod is a good guy that way. Rod said sometimes he'll stop the band and tell them that they have paid big money to hear the song and they have to start over.
Howard asked if Cat Stevens called Rod when that song came out. Rod said that he called and thanked him and gave him a scarf. He said he didn't go mad, he just bought him a scarf. Howard said that he could have bought him a car.
Howard said the women who are with him today sound great. Rod said they have a bunch missing this morning. He said there are 3 more women. Rod said when you strip it down like this it sounds more like the original.
Howard asked Rod if he worries about sales these days. Rod said no. He said why worry about something that's out of your hands. Howard asked Rod about the new album, ''Another Country'', and asked if he wrote it himself. Rod said he did. He said he just sits alone thinking about what to write. He said that's how Maggie May came about. He said he wrote that in 1971. Howard played some of that song. Howard asked if he likes hearing that on the radio. Rod said it brings back good memories. Howard said that was from his solo record. Howard said he was still in The Faces at the time. He had that hit and hits with them too.
Howard asked Rod about seeing Ron Wood smoking and if he ever asks him to stop with that. Rod said that he doesn't. Howard asked if he thinks that he's happier with the Stones or with him. Rod said he's not sure. Howard said Ron must like that Rod is more relaxed. Rod said he doesn't want to say.
Howard said Rod still has a full head of hair. He said he must thank God every morning. Rod said he does and Howard must too. Howard said he must have a lot of mouse in his hair. Rod said he does. Howard said Ron Wood kind of copied that hair style. Rod said he doesn't think so. He said they actually used to cut each other's hair when they were in the Jeff Beck band. Howard asked who is better, Jeff or Ron Wood. Rod said you can't compare the two. He said they're different and both great.
Howard asked Rod about how they were booked to play Woodstock and Jeff Beck was called back home because he was told that his wife was cheating on him. Howard said it turned out the story was bullshit but he had to go home. Howard asked if he was pissed after seeing what happened at Woodstock. Rod said he doesn't know if it would have been good or if they'd be a Woodstock act the rest of their lives. He said he wasn't really upset. He said that they were happy to go home after being on the road for 3 months.
Howard said he heard that Jeff Beck was a prick to work with. Rod said he didn't have that personal touch with the band mates. Howard said that Rod thinks that Led Zeppelin took their style and that's how they made it so big. Rod said he's not upset about that. He said those fucking bastards... Howard asked if he ever sat them down and asked them not to do that. Rod said he didn't. He said that they're lovely human beings.
Howard said the new album is called ''Another Country'' and they're going to perform the song ''Love Is.'' Howard said you can find out more about Rod at RodStewart.com. Howard asked if this is the first time they've performed it live. Rod said it is so it could be a complete cock up. They went into the song after that.
After the song Howard said that was beautiful. Howard said there are a lot of musicians who shut down but Rod is still writing new music. Howard said that he must love it. Rod said he does. Howard asked if it's more fun doing a new song. Rod said he likes to give the audience what they want so they do a lot of the old songs. Howard said that he uses the phrase ''Spread your wings'' in the new song. Howard said he does that in ''Tonight's the Night'' and the BBC banned the song when he sang ''Let me come inside.'' Howard asked if he was shocked they did that. Rod said he was pleased. He said they got a lot of press coverage because of that.
Howard played some of ''Tonight's the Night.'' Howard said Rod was dating Britt Ekland when he wrote it and she sued him over the song. Howard said that he won that case though. Rod said she never says a nice word about him. He said that he wasn't a gentleman when he ended relationships so he can understand that. He said he didn't really end it. He just went away. Howard said he has talked about doing that too. He said he didn't know how to end a relationship. He said he'd get on the phone and she'd say that they were disappointed in him. Howard said no one taught him how to do that stuff. Rod said he feels terrible about it. He said he wrote about it in the book. He said he feels terrible about the way he ended things. Howard said men aren't taught how to do it. Howard said they don't have any idea how to do these things.
Howard asked Rod about his marriages but Rod wanted to change the subject. Howard said that Rod met the band Muscle Shoals and thought that they weren't the right guys because he thought they were all black.
Howard played some of Rod's ''You're In My Heart'' and then some of ''Do You think I'm Sexy.'' Rod said that might be the most popular song they play. He said people love it. Howard said he was criticized for doing that song because he was a rock guy and he did a disco song. Howard said that he wanted to do it as a goof on disco. Rod said they had no idea it was going to be that huge. He said it kind of hurt that it was coming from all corners when he put it out. He said everyone gave him a hard time about it. He said it's like Dylan going electric. He said the fans all turned on him.
Howard said that Rod did the song ''Forever Young'' and that might be one of his favorites. Howard said that he thought about Dylan having a song similar to that and he put Dylan's name on it. Rod said it had nothing to do with him but they did have to put his name on it. Howard said he just had a song named the same thing. Howard asked if he should have gotten money from that song. Rod said he's not sure he does. He said the song may have come from the name of Dylan's song. Howard said this is a song for his kids. Howard asked if it gets him emotional. Rod said his daughter Ruby comes out and sings it with him. He said she's 26 now. She said she's beautiful too. Rod said he missed out on their childhoods. He said now he has an 8 and 4 year old. He said he tours around their holidays now. Robin asked how the age range of his kids is. Rod said they range from 4 to 56. Rod said he uses his pencil well.
Howard asked if it's possible to have a career and balance your family and music. Howard said it has to be impossible. Rod said he thinks you can. He said you have to be up front with the kids. He said that he sat the kids down in London and explained to them that he has overhead to pay for. Howard asked if he had all of his wives over for Christmas once. Rod said he did. He said it wasn't planned. He said it was lovely though. Howard said only Rod could pull that off. Howard said he can't even imagine that. Rod said he's close to all of them. He said they all keep in touch. He said it's very healthy.
Howard gave Rod some plugs or his new album and his web site. Howard said he's also playing at Caesar's Palace a lot. Howard said he heard he's paid $450,000 per show. Rod said it might be something like that but there are a lot of expenses. He said he has agents and the tax man to pay. Howard said it would be nearly impossible for him to retire. He said he can't turn down that money. Rod said he loves doing it too. He said he's still enjoying it.
Howard asked if he still collects model trains. Rod said he does. He said he's tired of talking about it though. He said that it's so misunderstood. Howard asked if he's ever had anyone over to do that with him. Rod said he hasn't because it's a very private thing. Howard asked if he has songs come to him while he's doing that. Rod said most of them come to him in the middle of the night.
Robin asked if he's on his last marriage. Rod said he is. He said he's done having kids too. He said his cue is back in the rack.
Howard introduced the guys in the band and spoke to each of them quickly. Howard said on bass was Conrad, on guitar was Emerson, violin was Jana, keyboards was Chuck and the singers were Kim, Lucy and Di. Howard spoke to each of them for a short time about what they've done. Howard wrapped up and went to break a short time later.
Howard said that Beth is going to be hosting the Hero Dog awards on Friday night at 8 on the Hallmark channel.
Howard said Rod Stewart's quite a man. Robin asked what they were talking about in the break. Howard said they actually live near each other so they were talking about that. Howard said they were talking about how they both wear extensive wigs and keep them on their heads. He said one of his singers asked to touch his hair. Howard said his wife wasn't here so he let her do that. Howard said she ran her fingers through his hair. Howard asked if the guys saw that. He got a no from Benjy and Fred. Howard said she told him he had really green eyes. Howard said he knows. His are blue. Howard said he had a moment with her. Howard said Rod is like 75 and still sings great. Howard said he looks real good too. Robin said he tied his shoe lace and he's still looking very nimble. Howard said Robin was checking him out. Robin said she was.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said that was amazing. Howard said Gary was out there with their people and they were talking about doing more songs with the stripped down band. Mariann said she cries when he sings. She said that she's crying in her kitchen. Howard hung up on her in the middle of that. Howard said she really loves them. He said that's when you lock someone up.
Howard said it's time for news but he has a couple of Halloween themed pieces to play. He said first thing is Richard calling a porn video store and requesting Halloween porn. Howard played the call and Richard calls the video store asking for made up porn videos that are Halloween themed. The guy checked and they weren't available. Richard would explain the movies to the guy and the guy would look them up and find nothing. The guy eventually told him to just come in and look.
Howard said that was the creepiest phone call ever. Howard said they called back to get permission to play the call on the air and it turns out the guy used to work on radio. Howard played a clip of them calling the guy to get permission. The guy did his announcer voice for them. He used to work in Houston. The guy said his name is Brother Clay. He said now he's transgender and he's known as Gichele. Howard said that's why you don't get into radio. Howard said he won awards. Howard said he doesn't know the guy but that doesn't mean he wasn't good. Howard said a lot of people who get into radio end up with a vagina running a porn video store.
Howard said they did the bit yesterday about Gary unfriending him on Facebook. Howard said a slew of songs came in about that. Howard played one called ''Not Your Friend'' that someone sent in. Howard said Gary thinks blocking him from his feed will keep him from finding out what he posts. Howard said he was thinking about that yesterday afternoon. Howard said if you're lucky enough to have a job then don't block your boss if you've already friended them.
Howard said he's kind of curious. The guys came in and set up the tarp. Robin asked who is going to give him the beer. Richard said JD will do it. Richard said he didn't have a chance to clear his throat so he might have something in the chamber. Howard asked JD if he's okay with this. JD said he has a weird asshole. He said it looks like he has two holes down there. He said there's his asshole and something else. He said it's like next to it. Richard said he knows too much about his asshole.
Will told Howard that it looks like a toilet flushing when the beer goes into his ass. He said it swirls around before going in. Howard asked Richard what he's going to do. He's going to taste different beers and try to tell them which one it is.
Howard asked if he actually tastes it down there. Richard said it's more about the texture of the beer. He said he did it with the regular beer and this is different pumpkin beer. Howard said they're all marked so Richard can't tell which one it is. The guys told Richard which one's he'd be tasting with his ass.
Howard played a song parody about Richard tasting beer with his asshole. Richard said a lot of production went into that song about his asshole. Howard said Richard could have gotten naked already. Jason told everyone what kind of beer they had for Richard to taste. He ran down the list that Richard had brought in. Howard told the guys to mix them up so Richard doesn't know.
Richard asked Gary to hold his legs back. Gary said he's looking right at his ball bag. Howard said that what Richard doesn't know is that the last cup is Sal's jizz. Ronnie came in and said that some people are worried that he had a lot to drink last night so something might come out.
Howard told JD to get to it and pour the beer in. Richard took the taste and he guessed it was the Smutty Nose. JD said he was wrong. Howard told him to pour more in there. He sucked the beer in. Gary said it's like his asshole is breathing. He said he's sucking it in. Howard said they finally found something Richard is good at.
Richard guessed again and got one right. Howard told him to do one more and then they'll get them out of there. Richard did another one and guessed it was a stout. He was wrong. JD gave him one more. Richard said he loves this. Howard asked if it all goes in his asshole. Richard said some of it falls out. Howard asked how he sucks it in. Richard said he can flex his asshole. Gary said he looks like he's going to explode. Richard got the next one right and Howard told them to get out. He said he's had enough.
Howard asked Gary to wipe his ass for him. Gary had him turn around. Richard was standing there so proud according to Howard. Howard asked if he was up until 1:30 last night. Richard said he was and he's fine today. Howard told him to put his cock and balls away. Richard was all wet from the beer. Howard told him to wipe down. Richard said he can't reach. Howard told JD to wipe him down. JD wanted Richard to do it himself. JD wiped it down but then threw the towel. Gary told them to just throw it all in the garbage. Richard said he'll keep the towel. He said it's a good one.
Howard said Rod Stewart just jumped out the window now that he knows he was just on the same show. Howard said one minute he's singing songs and the next they have a guy getting beer in his ass.
Howard said poor Stephanie has to take it. Ronnie said he's more uptight about it than she is. He said she's into it. Howard said maybe she's getting too old for him. Ronnie said she's great and she's not going anywhere.
Gary asked Howard about some other couples who have big age gaps. He ran through a few and mentioned Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart. Howard said Calista looked good on Supergirl. Gary said that Martha Raye and Mark Harris' age gap was one year less than Ronnie and Stephanie.
Robin read a story about Ringo Starr and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Howard said they should get rid of that hall of fame. Howard said it's ridiculous.
Robin read a story about how a lot of groups are doing A Cappella songs and they think it's because of the success of the show Glee and the movie ''Pitch Perfect.'' That led to Howard talking about how he liked that movie. Robin said she did too and she saw it in a theater. Robin had Howard play some different groups singing A Cappella. They had Pentatonix which Howard goofed on last week. Howard said they actually want to come on the show. Howard said they were pretty harsh on them though. Howard said Yoko Ono put out an A Cappella album too. Howard played a clip of her screaming. Robin had more groups for Howard to play. Howard said some of them were horrible. He did a live commercial read and then went to break.
After the quick break Howard came right back and took a call from a guy who said the shows were great this week. Howard thanked him for that. He also said Gary is doing a good job even though Howard gives him a hard time. Howard said they have a big team of people making sure they have a good show.
Howard played a song parody about Gary unfriending him on Facebook. That one was from Psych.
Howard said that Mick the Nerd is on the phone. Mick thanked him for sending him to New York Comic-Con. Howard said he will play them on the next show. Mick said he met a legit crazy person in line. Howard said that's fascinating. Mick said he met this guy who kept quoting Back to the Future. He said he didn't think much about it but then he realized he didn't have a badge. He said he just showed his New York citizen's ID. Howard said Mick is gearing up to shave off his beard for the once a year shave. He said Mick wanted to donate his hair to a charity but he shaved his head before cleaning it. Howard said why bother cleaning it until you do it. Howard said that's what he always says. Howard said Mick only tweets in Haiku. Howard asked him to read his last tweet. Mick had to find it. Mick read it to him and Howard said he can't believe he doesn't get laid. Mick asked if he could plug something. Mick wanted to plug a Kickstarter he has for his comic book. Howard had him do it in a Haiku. Mick had to work it out but he did it. Howard let Mick go a short time later. Howard said he's looking for $400 and he's raised $150. Howard said he's not sure they need to donate. Howard said let someone else handle that. Howard said he thinks he saw his art work and it was incredibly naive. Gary said he remembers Howard thinking ''Really? That's it?''
Howard said he digs Mick. He played a clip of him at Retro-Con. Mick was talking to a girl who had a really nerdy laugh. Howard picked up on Wolfie who was there. Howard asked if the girls walk away from Mick. Wolfie said pretty much. He said Mick has never had a conversation for more than a couple of minutes. Howard said he doesn't think Mick is that bad looking. Wolfie said he's spent a lot of time with Mick and it's hard to take. He said that he has some smells that are involved. He said he doesn't use chemicals on his hair so he greases it. He said Mick told him that he uses a Flowbee to cut his hair. Howard said he makes JD look like Bradley Cooper. Howard played another clip of Mick talking to someone at Retro-Con. He told that woman about his hair being rejected because it wasn't clean. Howard said he's not sure why he'd donate his beard hair. Wolfie said he won't let them shave his head on the air because he has to shave it on January 1st and they're not live that day.
Howard played another clip of Mick talking to someone dressed as C-3PO at Retro-Con. Mick was in a mask too so it was had to understand the two of them. That guy ran off because Mick scared him. Howard showed Robin a shot of Mick's comic book. Robin got a laugh out of that. She asked if it was finished. Howard said it is.
Howard played a clip of this guy who speaks really fast. He was known for the Micro-Machines commercials in the 80s. Howard said Wolfie saw him there and gave him a transcript for the Gary love tape. Howard said they had the guy read that. He read it super fast. Howard said it sounds stupid when it's read fast too. Howard said that this is pissing him off again. Howard said that they'll do the rest of this on the next show.
Robin got back to her news and read a story about a restaurant that's stuffing their burger with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Howard said that's disgusting. He played more of Gary's love tape read by the Micro-Machines guy. He said it sounds stupid at any speed.
Robin read a story about Jared from Subway being in the news again. Robin said he talks openly about his love for kids. Robin read about some of the things he said in that interview. Robin and Howard spent a short time talking about how creepy that is. Howard said who would have thought he was up to that nonsense. Howard said that guy was worth like $15 million for doing those commercials. Howard said he's glad he doesn't have that weird perversion. Howard said maybe he should start investigating Thailand. He said they need boots on the ground over there. Howard said you never hear people talking about going there to see the fall foliage.
Robin read a story about a police officer who slammed a student to the ground in a high school. Robin said that they say he's not racist because he dates a black girl.
Robin read a story about a woman who was sexually abused by another passenger when she fell asleep. Robin said she woke up and she was covered in lotion. Robin said her seat mate asked if she enjoyed that. Robin said he rubbed it all over her while she slept. Howard asked if it was really lotion. Robin said this is what the woman says it was. Howard said these poor women have to go through this nonsense.
Robin read a story about Sammy the Bull Gravano's art and how it's getting rave reviews. Robin read about how much money they're getting for that art. Howard said it has to be better than Mick the Nerd's art.
Robin said Trump is being beaten in the polls by Ben Carson. Howard said that's great because Trump will be on fire at the debate. Robin had some audio of Trump talking about wearing birkas. Howard said they should debate on who the hottest FOX News anchors are. He said Trump would be so good at that.
Robin read a story about the first live brain surgery being shown on the National Geographic channel. Robin said they are saying it was a hit. Robin said they aired it on that channel in 170 countries. Robin said they were doing deep brain stimulation on a patient with Parkinson's. Robin had audio of a doctor talking about what he did.
Robin read that Jimmy Fallon is going to have a ride at Universal Orlando resort. Robin had some audio of Fallon talking about the ride which will be called Race Through New York.
Robin read a story about Adele's new song ''Hello'' breaking records in its first week out. Robin said that the video has been viewed 110 million times already. Robin said it broke the record that Taylor Swift had. Robin had Howard play some of the song. Howard seemed to like the song. Howard had Robin singing along with it.
Robin read a story about Jamie Farr waiting for surgery for a heart issue. Robin said he's now 81 years old. Robin said he was up in Canada and flew home for the surgery.
Howard said FOX is now saying that they are innocent of reporting that the pitcher in last night's game about his father dying. Howard said it's a big mystery now. He said no one knows what the story is. Robin wrapped up and Howard ended the show after that. They were done around 11:10am.
Jon played a ''What You Need to Know'' about today's show. After that Jon said they covered a lot on the show today. He said he has to ask Steve about Bobo's 5 year question. He said that he sat on that for 5 years. Jon asked Steve what he thinks about that. Steve said he can't stand Bobo. He said he wants to say that with affection. He said he listens to the show on the SiriusXM app. He said you can go back to where you left off on the app. Steve said he just prays that they make every time Bobo calls in a chapter so he can skip it. He said he'd like to end it after his call. Jon said he'd like a Bobo skip feature. Steve said that he'd love a Bobo skip feature. Steve said he remembers one time when Bobo was talking about what a Superfan he is and you cease to be a fan when you expect to get something out of your time. He said he is clearly feeling entitled to this and that and it's bullshit. He said if you're a fan you just listen. He said he doesn't come up with a lot of questions that are insightful. He said he knows he's just upsetting Bobo and he feels sorry for that but his questions just aren't good.
Jon said that Mariann doesn't have that sense of entitlement that Bobo has. Jon said that maybe that's what's getting under his skin. Jon said they'll take some calls after taking a break.
Gary asked about the guy they threw in the snake pit. Steve said that was Bam. He said he doesn't like snaked. Gary said he thought he was going to die from that.
Jon said when Gary saw Richard's asshole expand he was shocked. Gary said he was more humored than scarred by it. He said that Richard lays on his back after pulling his pants down. He said he had to hold him up so his asshole was pointing to the ceiling. He said he saw the beer get sucked in there. He said he doesn't know if he'd be capable of that himself. Jon said that this is just another day in the life of Richard Christy. Steve said he thinks Richard does it for the show and he's not doing it for attention. Steve said he's an attention whore himself.
Jon said that Ronnie was celebrating his birthday today. Steve said he loves Ronnie. Jon asked if he likes his sex tips. Steve said he's liked them since they started. Steve said he loves the dick in the bag tip with the kids coming around. Gary said he comes up with some weird stuff. He said jerking off in a bag of popcorn is like an assault. Steve said he loved when he said you lick ''at her pussy.''
Jon took a call from a woman who said that maybe the entitlement thing is a new thing. She said that she thinks that's what guys are like. Jon said that Mick the Nerd isn't like that. She said maybe he's low in testosterone. Steve asked about Wendy the Retard. She seems to have that entitlement thing going too. They mentioned Tan Mom too.
Jon took a call from a guy who said that he hopes Steve has some new stuff coming up. Steve said he does. He said he's been working on his stand up comedy for ages now. He said it's been 5 years since he told Howard about it. He said his phone started ringing and he's been booked all over the country. He said he's been on tour for 5 years and he's taping his first special next month in Austin. Jon said that's great. He said it's not that easy. He said Steve knows how tough it is to hone your act. Steve said it does take a long time to find your voice. He said he's thrilled. He said he has a deal with Showtime and he's stoked.
Steve said he also started practicing Transcendental Meditation a few years ago. He said that it's really helping him a lot. He said he's doing a charity campaign to have people at his Showtime show. He said that it's going to benefit the David Lynch foundation.
Gary asked Steve if he's in danger of maturing. Steve said of course he is. He said he still gets into some trouble but he's growing up a little bit. Gary asked if he thinks he grows up too fast that people are going to be upset. Steve said that people still come up to him asking him to kick them in the nuts. He said he's done it too. He said when people see his comedy special he'll be doing stunts. He said nobody is going to think he's turned into a pussy.
Jon said a naked guy showed up to Gary's hotel last night at 1:30 in the morning. Gary said if that guy got in his door he thinks the guy would have killed him. He said that he doesn't know how to fight a naked guy. Gary said one thing he forgot to say was that he was holding something and he was holding the cloth napkin to cover his dick in the hall. He said his guess is that he was in a room and he got locked out when he tried to go to the bathroom. Gary said that he was on the wrong floor though. Jon said you just kick him in the nuts if you have to fight him. Gary said he called the operator and told them to get up there right away. Gary said that he had a hard time getting to sleep after all of that. He said he got almost no sleep.
Steve asked if there is any weird tension in the office with Richard and Gary. Gary said there's not at all. Steve said he also saw a story in the paper about a woman dying during Cryotherapy. Gary said they didn't get to that. Steve said he read that there is absolutely no benefit to it. Gary said he tried it too. Steve said maybe that's a Jackass stunt. They went to break after that.
Jon said that Gary wasn't thrilled with what Howard and Robin said about the picture he posted recently. He said now this made things even worse. Gary said that Robin posted to a picture of his son and said she's glad that he's still posting.
Jon took a call from a woman who said that she thinks that Bobo isn't just entitled but he's obsessed with himself. Gary said she might be right. The caller said that Bobo got caught with that General Hospital thing and he asked to come on the show to come in the studio for his punishment. She said that shows he's obsessed with himself. Jon said it was the same thing with the Gay Ramone thing today. Janks thought that he was just doing it to get on the air.
Jon took a call from a guy who said that Bobo isn't nearly as bad as the constant fantasy football talk. Gary said you can't please everyone. He said that he thinks the caller is in the minority. Gary said even if you don't know anything about it then hearing Rapaport talking about it is entertaining.
Jon said he thought Rod Stewart was great today. Gary said that it was one of the best live performances done on the show with ''First Cut is the Deepest.'' Jon said that Rod has lived the life. He said he was talking about the model trains not being very rock star but who cares? He said that he has done it all. Gary said that makes him even cooler. Steve said that is rock star. He said that tons of rock stars have goofy hobbies. Gary said that Rod can still tour and get people to come out. Jon said that some of these older acts still sound fantastic. He said he was impressed by it. Gary said he was too.
Jon took a call from a guy who asked about Rod Stewart being one of the most frugal rock stars out there. He asked if they thin they should be generous or frugal. Gary said he is generous with his kids because he knows they are appreciative. He said that his son has a job but he's in college. He said he works 10-12 hours a week. He said he works hard and that makes him want to do more for him. Gary said as long as they appreciate it and don't come to expect it then it's okay. Jon said his kids are in college now and you want to give them all you can but not want them to expect it. Jon said if they start to play you and work you then you try to teach them a lesson. He said it's a tricky thing.
The caller told Steve to tell a story about the girl he brought into the studio in 2002. Steve said she was a wild woman. He said she'd get naked at the drop of a hat. He said that she just fell off the face of the planet so he's not sure what she's up to.
Gary said Steve's dad was a successful guy. Gary asked if his dad paid for him to go to clown college. Steve said it was free to go to. He said he grew up in 5 different countries and spoke 3 languages. He said that he forgot 2. He said when he went to college he didn't do well. He said he fucked up so much. He said he failed, he dropped out and got kicked out. Steve said he was homeless for 3 years. He said his family could have supported him but he was raised with too much pride. He said he had too much pride to reach out and ask for money. Steve said he thinks that he was raised the way Gary and Jon are talking about it.
Jon said that you have to give your kids tough love. He said if you don't do that then they may get out in the world and not be prepared.
Steve said that his dad wasn't feeling it with clown college and it was harder to get into than Harvard. He said that his dad wasn't into it but his mom was. He said about a year later his dad came to him and said that he wanted to tell him that he did a major disservice to him by not supporting him. He said his dad said he was pledging his support to him after that and it meant a lot to him. He said he called Gary asking if he could come in and set himself on fire and that's around the time his dad pledged his support for him. He said his dad has been super supportive since then. He said he's glad that he didn't jump on the bandwagon after he was successful. Jon said that's great to hear. Jon said that things have turned out great for Steve.
Jon got in a plug for today's Sternthology and wrapped up the show. They were done around 11:50am.
Jon said they also have author Greg Prato sitting in. Jon talked to him about doing interviews with Richard Christy, Gary Dell'Abate and some other famous people. He wrote a book about the Mets too so they spent some time talking about that.
Jon asked Greg about everyone in New York getting on the bandwagon for the Mets. They talked about that for a short time. Even Howard is on that bandwagon. Gary said you can tell because the hats they're wearing aren't worn at all. Jon said that Howard thinks it's a waste of time to watch all of that.
Gary said his favorite thing about yesterday's show was Howard talking about how he knows he can fix David Wright's back based on watching just one inning.
Jon said Greg loves it when Howard and Gary get into it. He said Gary unfriends Howard on Facebook and that led to an hour of ball busting. Jon asked if Gary should know better. Gary said he knew what he was doing. Jon asked if he's a glutton for punishment. Gary said there's a lot of on air stuff that goes on there. He said this isn't like a traditional office. Gary said this stuff just doesn't happen at other offices. Gary said Howard is good at arguing but they're on the air with this stuff.
Jon said all of the office and listeners are focused on Gary's Facebook page now. Gary said he's going to be posting pictures from the Mets games tonight and tomorrow. Jon said Richard is going with him to one game. Gary said he used to go to games with his dad and they were like 40 minutes from the stadium. He said Richard told him they had to drive like 2 and a half hours to see a game in Kansas. The guys spent a few more minutes talking about the Mets and Islanders.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he felt so bad for Gary with the unfriending thing. He said he gets that he's tired of being berated. He said maybe he should have talked to him before doing it. Gary said he's not looking for a confrontation. He said he's just going to do his thing and Howard is going to do his. He said he went to Howard with a problem once and Howard told him to shut the fuck up.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he's not a sports fan but he is a New Yorker and he feels he has to support the Mets and Yankees. The guys spent a minute on that and then went to break.
Jon said that when you see Beetlejuice you are shocked at how he looks in person. Gary said that he's seen people freeze in their steps when they see him.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he doesn't get to listen all the time. He said he hasn't heard Beetlejuice lately and he wonders why he isn't on anymore. Gary said he's on. He said he's in semi-retirement and living down south with his mom. He said he's not up north so he's not easily accessible. Jon said he was on just a couple of months back. Greg wondered how much money he's made over the years. The guys really didn't know. They were talking about how he as in Bubble Boy with Jake Gyllenhaal and Jake talked about that when he was in recently.
Jon said he wants to move on and talk about Tan Mom. He said she was on the show quite a bit this week. Jon said some people wonder if she's a Wack Packer. Gary said that she has an interesting voice and the looks and she's out there. He said he's wondering who wouldn't say she's a Wack Packer. Gary said she's got all of the qualifications to be in it. He said that some people complain that she wasn't developed on the show. He said they took a woman from the news and developed her into a character on the show. Greg wondered why she's so mean to her husband. Gary said he has seen the guy with her and he's like a beaten man. He said he's not sure what's going on there.
Gary said one thing Tan Mom said this week has stuck in his head. He said it was her saying ''A ticka a tocka'' and he's saying it so much his wife had to ask him to stop doing it.
Jon took a call from a guy who said that he has to hand it to Gary for putting up with the guys going behind his back and telling Howard anything he does. Gary said everyone who works there knows that's how it goes there. Gary said he's as big of a dick as anyone else there.
Gary said he does get irritated by the guys going behind his back but they have to keep doing it. He said it is weird but he's been part of that too. Jon asked if anyone apologizes to him for it. Gary said Jason came up to him after he heard the Wrap Up Show and said he was told to apologize. He didn't apologize but he did say something about how he's just doing his job and he thinks it hit the right tone. They went to break after that.
Jon said they're very lucky that their jobs are what they love. He said Greg has followed his passion and that's great. He said some of the best work comes from people like that. Greg said he's very lucky he can support himself like that. The guys spent more time talking about the Islanders and Greg's books.
Jon took a call from a woman who said she thinks Tan Mom is a Wack Packer. She said Mick the Nerd isn't a Wack Packer. She said you have to be a fan to be a Wack Packer. She said Mick isn't in that world. Gary said Tan Mom isn't really a fan of the show. Jon said neither is Underdog Lady. The caller said maybe that's not a distinction. She said that he just came out of nowhere. Gary said that they all come out of nowhere though.
The caller said the reason she called is about the Facebook thing. She said it's been so enjoyable to be part of. She said that she has had a theory about Howard's feelings for Gary. She said she thinks that Howard has a blindingly jealousy for Gary. She said it comes from the ease with which Gary moves through the world. She said Gary just takes it and moves on. She said it was something he was born with. Gary said he's not sure that Howard is jealous of him. He said Howard has said he admires the way he and Mary have raised their kids. He said that's a great compliment. Jon said he thinks Howard is envious of some aspects of Gary's life. He said that he has said he wishes he could get behind a sports team like they do. He said he thinks he's being honest saying that he wishes he could do that but then the other 98 percent of him is happy where he is.
Jon asked Greg if he thinks there is any jealousy there. Greg said Howard did go through a divorce so maybe that's part of it. He said Gary hasn't gone through that. Gary said Howard doesn't like to go out but he can go to a party and a couple of people will recognize him. He said that if Howard goes to a party everyone knows who he is. He said that he can go out and have a good time but Howard doesn't really have that.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he kind of agrees with that caller about some of the things she was saying about Gary but not that Howard is jealous. The caller asked what Gary is going to do for Howard now that he's unfriended him. He said he'd be hurt if his employees unfriended him. Gary said that he's not goofing on his employees though. Gary said you can't compare that because it's not the same thing. The caller said that Gary hurt Howard by doing that. Jon said he's not sure he was hurt. He said maybe a small part was hurt. Gary said he thinks it was more about being annoyed.
Gary said if he went back on Facebook and sent a friend request to Howard, is that an olive branch or a douche move. Jon said he has to do it. He said they need to hear how Howard reacts. Jon said that Howard could go both ways. Gary said he'd be friends with him again but he feels like he just wanted to make a point. Jon said he thinks he did make a point.
Jon got in some plugs for today's Sternthology and wrapped up with Greg and Gary. They were done around 11:50am.
Gary said that he and Jon were at the offices of Facebook last night for a party. He said his unfriending of Howard was the talk of the town there. Jon said everyone knows that he unfriended Howard. Gary said they were excited because it was like a commercial for Facebook all week.
Jon asked Brandy if she felt bad for Gary with the picture Howard and Robin were making fun of. Gary said that his feelings weren't hurt. He said he just didn't want to deal with it. Brandy said she understood the covert unfriending. She said she thought it was amazing and a dream come true with how funny it was. Julie said she lives for when Gary and Howard fight so it was great. She said she wondered why Gary told anyone. She said he did it covertly but then talked about it there. Gary said he's thinking of the show. Julie said it was great for the show.
Jon said he knows on Twitter there is a way to set up apps to see who friends and unfriends you. He said Howard didn't know that Gary did that. He said to some people it means a lot if you do that. Brandy said she loved how he said it was his private space. Gary said it is. Gary said he is friends with maybe 3-400 people and it's not open to the fans. He said that's what he means by the safe space. Brandy asked if it was public. Gary said it must have been. He said he was private for a long time and his cousins weren't able to find him. He said for a few minutes people were taking his pictures and tweeting them out.
Brandy said she feels bad because Howard can be so mean to him. Gary said if he was nice it wouldn't be a fight. Gary said he just wants to move on from this. He said he's just going to do what he's doing on Facebook from now on. Jon asked if he's going to think twice about things. Gary said he's not. He said when he is on Facebook he's not an over-sharer. He said he doesn't think he has to think much about what he posts. He said he's not posting on a daily basis. Gary said he doesn't even want to debate people on Facebook. Gary said he goes through Facebook and gets news through there. He said that's where you can find a lot of interesting stories.
Jon took a call from a woman who said she can't stand when Howard yells at Gary. She said she has to change the channel. She said at any other job Howard would be fired for the way he treats his employees. Gary said he used to threatened to call the Civil Liberties Union on Howard. Jon said Howard is the boss and he has different rules than everyone else. Jon said they all kind of fall in line with the way it goes and if you don't then you're taking a chance.
Gary said if they were in a corporation he could send this stuff to the head of the company but Howard is the boss. He said he is the guy so he can't do that.
Brandy said 30 years ago they all would have been fired for the stuff they do on the show. She said that the yelling is nothing.
Jon said Sal wouldn't last 20 minutes at any other office. Gary said that they used to get sent a lot of porn and the interns opened the mail. He said Tom Chiusano would comment on how the really cute intern opening the mail it wasn't right. Gary said if you come to this show you know what you're getting yourself into. He said back in the 80s if you complained about being exposed to porn the judge would laugh.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he likes the new format of the show. He said Gary has matured over the years and he thinks Gary made a mistake by unfriending Howard. He said Howard is going to find out everything about the people on the show. He said he thinks this whole thing shows that Howard is very immature. He asked about when the show is long gone if they think a Gary or Robin is going to be able to write a book and if Howard is concerned about that. Jon said they've had that discussion before. Jon said there is a book to be written and the question is who will write it. Jon said there is no book coming out of Gary based on what he knows. Gary said he'd love to do a coffee table book with pictures and stories from behind the scenes. Gary said that would be a fun book to do. He said he thought Jackie would be the one to do a book. He said now he's so far removed from the show that people wouldn't give a shit anyway.
Jon said he thinks that Howard knows when he gets under someone's skin. He said that people love when they get into it as a staff. Jon said that Howard is giving people what they want.
Julie said she likes it when they get on each other's nerves. She said stuff is going to blow up and it feels real to her. Brandy said she saw Jason roll his eyes when she asked about Benjy. She said she loves that she got to see that in person. They spent a little more time on that and then went to break.
Jon asked what kind of enjoyment Ronnie gets out of giving the tips. Brandy said she wants to think he's forced to do it. She said she knows he's not. She said he may actually be really good in bed. She said it seems like he knows what he's doing. Julie said the whole thing is gross. She said she hates the word ''cum'' but that's coming from a lesbian perspective. She said it's repulsive but she appreciates that he enjoys pleasing a woman. She said she has dry heaved and also said ''Oh, that's nice.'' at the same time.
Gary said he hears what they're saying. Gary said he thinks when Ronnie wants to please a woman he's doing it for himself. He said it's turning him on in some way. Jon said having had long discussions with Ronnie he has found that he puts the woman first. He said he has always been that way. Jon said that people may think he's selfish but he's all about pleasing the woman. He said if you do that then they're going to be into you as well.
Jon said that Brandy and Julie have made Ronnie's day by talking about Ronnie like that. Gary said he's pretty sure that Ronnie does want to please the woman.
Jon took a call from a woman who said she thinks Ronnie is awesome. She said she loves the sex tips. She said don't analyze it, just go with it and have fun. Gary asked what that even means. Jon said that's a very Ronnie attitude. He asked if she's tried any of the sex tips. She said she hasn't tried them but she thinks they're hilarious. Jon said that they have audio of Ronnie laughing along up on HowardStern.com.
Jon said the other Halloween angle is Richard Christy. Jon said that he loves this time of year. Jon said Howard doesn't get why Richard is so into Halloween. Jon asked if Julie gets that. Julie said hearing all of the stuff Richard is into is immature but he's so sweet and nice. She said he is an interesting person. She said she doesn't need him pouring beer into his asshole though.
Brandy said that she sees Halloween split between people who either love or hate Halloween. She said that you are so into it or not into it. Gary said he's not into it.
Gary said he went to a house one year and the house was so over the top decorated. He said the woman was a makeup artist and it was so funny. He said he thought about all of the work the person put into it and it's just so not worth it.
Jon asked if Gary gets upset about people being into it. Gary said he used to but not anymore. He said he doesn't like that shit being forced on him. He said he used to get angry when people would complain that he didn't put any effort into dressing up. The girls talked about how they hate cutting up pumpkins too.
Jon asked Rahsaan about a Facebook update he had about Gary. Rahsaan said he keeps getting a message that says that he's exceeded his friend request limit and he can't take anymore. He said Gary has to clear that up so he can friend him. Gary said he's not going to do that. He said he sees Rahsaan every day so that's enough. They went to break a short time later.
Jon asked the girls how they got turned on to the show. Julie said she was living in New York and just listening on regular radio. She said then it moved to Satellite and they both stopped listening. Brandy said she read an article about him in Rolling Stone and she saw that you could get an app to listen and within 20 minutes she got it. She said that changed everything.
Gary asked which interviews they love the most. Julie said she loved Joan Rivers. Brandy said Julie loved Ellen Degeneres on the show too. Julie said when Howard talked to her she showed a little edge so she liked that. Jon asked what they think about George Takei. Julie said she loves George on the show. She said he's so bizarre. Brandy said Julie loves when Howard makes up the musical stuff on the show.
Jon took a call from a guy who asked the women which love tape was creepier, Gary's or Vinnie Favale's. Jon asked Julie what she thinks. Julie said that they were both amazing. Gary said that never in his love tape did he touch his balls. Julie said that Vinnie's was creepier. She said anything with the ball touching is bad. Brandy said it was creepy with the voice and all of that. They both voted for Vinnie's. The caller said that he gets skeeved out by Vinnie's too.
Jon asked Gary how long his tape was. Gary said his was 11 minutes. Vinnie had 30 tapes. Gary said they didn't even know each other.
Jon took a call from a guy who said that he got a clip of Sour Shoes doing Howard's parents calling Mike Francesa. He said it was great. Gary and Jon said that was from last week. The caller asked if David Spade or Sarah Silverman could sit in for a whole show. Gary said they are great on the show and he is of the feeling that they should want the audience wanting more. He said if Sarah and David leave you might want more. He said Jimmy Kimmel is a special case. He said that Howard and Jimmy spend a lot of time together. He said that Jimmy may spend more time together than anyone else. He said that he likes people wanting more so that's what his point of view is. Jon said he agrees with Gary.
Gary said David Spade's last two appearances are like two of the best ever in the history of the show. He said that they've been very insightful and amazing.
Jon got in some plugs for their Halloween special that will be airing tonight and through tomorrow on Howard 101. Jon also got in some plugs for today's Sternthology. They wrapped up the show around 11:45am.