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Howard started off the show saying that he thought he was going to go into semi-retirement when he moved to SIRIUS but he ends up on the cover of the NY Post once again this morning. He said the article says ''Mouth Trap'' and it's something about how he may have to clean up his act. He said he's not sure exactly what that's all about but there is a buzz about how satellite radio is coming under fire to be regulated. Howard said he thinks that this is Clear Channel trying to kill off satellite radio.
Howard said that he has set up his own boundaries on his show but no one told him that he had any. Artie said that they were called into a meeting where they were told about some of the companies standards. Howard said that's not unusual but he doesn't know of any new rules coming down from the brass at SIRIUS. Howard thinks this is very weird that the government is even thinking about going after satellite now that he's moved there. People have to pay for the service but now people want him quieted down again now that he's there. He said he finds that very strange.
Howard read the articles that have come out about the possible regulation. He said that if they do start regulating his show, they're going to have to start regulating things like HBO. He said that the story seems to be that there are going to be new rules for satellite radio but he hasn't been informed about that. He'll let us know when that happens.
Howard told Robin that he thought they were going to disappear when they moved to satellite but now it seems that he's in the news even more than he was before. There are already news reports about all of this and no one seems to know exactly what they're talking about. He played some of the audio he had from some news reports. The reporters said that SIRIUS is developing some of their own standards and practices and that they may start censoring Howard's show.
The reporters in one report were saying that Howard will still get paid his $500 million even if there are new rules for him. Howard threw in an F-word for everyone to let them know that there are no new rules there as far as he knows. Artie said that it's very strange that this country is going in this direction. He brought up Lenny Bruce who was arrested for cursing and said that he thought things like that were over but it's obvious that it's not. Howard and Artie spent a minute talking about Lenny Bruce and how there was no one there to help him out.
Howard said that when he gets political on his show, he gets tons of mail from people who want him to get back to the show. No one wants to believe that he's being attacked. He said that the threat that they're going to regulate satellite radio has to be a way off because it would mean changing the U.S. Constitution and that can't happen over night. He believes that this push for regulation is coming from the Clear Channels of this country because they have an inferior service and can't compete with it.
Howard said that all of this publicity about this possible regulation is great advertising for his show and SIRIUS. He wants more people to buy satellite and that's like free publicity for him. Robin brought up a report that Steve Langford did for Howard 100 News down in Washington DC last week. He was down there for the Decency in Media hearings and had some strange run-ins with some people down there.
A caller told Howard that there is no conspiracy against him so he should stop with his rant already. Howard told the guy that the article he was reading was about how his show is already being censored but he's going on the record as saying that it's not true. He told the caller that there was no talk about censoring satellite radio before he moved there. Now that he's there, people are subscribing and that's scaring the shit out of the people out there who own terrestrial radio stations. He said they're crapping their pants right now because there is an alternative to radio.
Howard said that you can censor out channels you don't want on satellite. You can't do that with regular radio stations. The caller told Howard that he had finally cleared the shit out of his ears and understood what he was saying. Howard thought he was kind of dopey and wondered if he went to college. The caller said he did go to college and has a masters degree. Howard tested him by asking him to name some vowels. He was able to do it so Howard let him go.
Artie was also talking about basketball and who he thinks is the greatest player of all time. He said he believes it's still Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant isn't quite up to that level but he is in the top 5. Howard cut him off and said that he read that the Steelers are a 3 1/2 point favorite for the Super Bowl. Gary got in on the conversation and said he thinks that this is going to be their year.
Howard let the caller go and got back to the NY Post article he was talking about earlier. He said that putting them on the front page of the Post will get them even more listeners... So he thanked them and the author for helping them out. He said that will allow them to take his channels to places he never thought they'd be.
The caller also asked Howard what he thinks about what's going on with Google and the Government demanding that they give them search results so they can track down terrorists. Howard said that he believes that they can't start doing that kind of stuff because they'll eventually start tracking down people who search for pornography and stuff like that. He said it's starting to get dangerous with Bush putting so many religious freaks in the Supreme Court because that will lead to them overturning the abortion laws and things like that. The caller was telling Howard that our rights are being taken away little by little and people don't seem to realize that.
Howard said that there are many Canadians who are buying satellite radios from the U.S. So they can get his show since they're blocking it up on the Canadian version of SIRIUS. He said it's obvious that many Canadians don't want their government interfering with this stuff.
Howard said that this is all about money. He believes that Clear Channel is trying to get as many right wing officials in their back pocket so they can swing them toward censoring satellite radio. He said that's the story that should be on the front page of the NY Post, not a non-story about SIRIUS coming down with their own rules and regulations. He had to take a break after that.
Howard said that it was fun going back and recoding the song. They can now play it unedited. He said it's ridiculous that Infinity won't give him his old tapes to play so he figured he'd just go back and re-record them instead.
Howard took a call from a guy who just wanted to thank them for the show. He also said that he would like to start distributing his logo for fans to spread the word but with the NY Post running articles about his show, he doesn't need to do that. He said it's pretty wild that he's still at the forefront of the free speech issues even after moving to satellite. Another caller told Howard that the Boston Herald is supporting Howard in this battle. Howard said he thought they were going to be done with this but the Boston Herald should be supporting him.
Howard re-recorded ''I Went the Gay Way'' so he played that. He and Fred updated some of the lyrics in the song to make it more current. There were references to Artie, Benjy and Beth in the song and they weren't in the original version. Howard said ''Take that Viacom... and senator Stevens!'' He said he had some fun re-recording the song but it was tough to get his voice so high. He thought Scott was going to get him some out takes from the song so he could play them. Scott came in and blamed it on someone by the name of Chris. Artie said that was probably some imaginary guy that Scott made up to cover for him. Howard went to break right after that.
Howard came back a short time after that. We heard some Wendy the Retard karaoke and then some Ali G interviewing Andy Rooney and pissing Rooney off.
Artie was out at a Rolling Stones concert on Friday night so Howard asked him about that. Artie said he took Richard out to see them and they were amazing. They only did one new song and about 25 classic songs. He said they were great live and they had great seats. The face value for the tickets was $450 but someone got him the tickets.
Artie was also hanging out on the Bubba the Love Sponge's show before going to the concert. He said that he missed the opening band but figured they weren't going to be his kind of band. Richard went with Artie to the concert so he told Howard that Artie was eating M&M's and tons of them. Artie said the bag he bought at the venue where the band was playing was huge. He's really caught up in eating peanut M&M's lately.
Howard said he went over to Bubba's studio on Friday and there was some hot chick just hanging out in there. Bubba wasn't talking about her though so Artie wasn't sure who she was. Howard said that he and Robin both think that Bubba's personal life might be really interesting. Artie said that his studio is really dark... at this point Howard's channel went all wacky and the signal cut out. It wasn't just my radio either. I don't think Howard was aware of the problem at the time.
When the signal came back, Howard was talking to Lisa G from Howard 100 News about an article about SIRIUS and XM and how some analysts think that XM is a better investment. The signal kept cutting out but only on Howard 100. Howard was still talking to Lisa G about the upcoming Howard 100 News at Noon broadcast... but we had missed out on most of the discussion.
Howard said that the NY Post hasn't been getting all of their stories about him straight lately. He said that they didn't get the story about him getting married to Beth right. He wasn't engaged and he didn't marry her.
Artie got back to the story he was telling about going on Bubba's show. He said that they had some chick in the studio who was saying ''Fuck me Artie'' but she didn't speak very good English so it sounded more like ''Duck me Dartie.'' He had a great time on the show and stayed there until 8 o'clock. After that the Rolling Stones concert had started so he and Richard headed over there.
Artie said he had a foot-long hot dog, a giant Coke and the M&Ms. He said that Richard was eating a lot of crap as well though. Fred had some audio of a band called The Matrix because that's what Artie thought the band was called at the Stones concert last night. JD told Howard that it's actually The Metric.
Howard asked Artie how he keeps going that late at night because he's always worn out by 10 o'clock at night. Artie went on to tell Howard that he and Richard went to Scores after the Stones show. He said that Dana was out wit some friends or something, he doesn't really care. Artie said that Richard made a mistake of telling a fan that they were heading over to Scores after the concert and the dude showed up there. He told Howard that he ended up talking to the dude while Richard was talking to the Scores stripper. Artie had to get up and go hide in some corner of the club to get away from the guy.
Howard told Artie he should have told the guy to get away from him. Artie said that's what he did, he went over to the VIP room and got away from everyone so he could get some dances. Howard played some of The Metric stuff and it wasn't all that great. Artie said that he remembers a time when Fiona Apple opened for the Stones and ended up getting hit in the face with a battery because the crowd didn't want to hear her.
Artie said he was out until about 2:30 in the morning and after getting home he slept until about 4 in the afternoon on Saturday. He said he wants to get someone to come in and take a picture of him waking up from a sleep because he knows how bad he looks.
Ronnie came in and told Howard that Artie found a great private area to get some dances. He said he wasn't aware that Artie was even there anymore. Ronnie said he could have gotten one of the managers to move the guy away from them if they wanted. Ronnie blamed Richard for the problem because he invited the guy from the Stones concert. Artie said it was an invitation because if you tell a super fan where you're going, they're going to show up.
Howard and Artie talked about the way Bubba's show is run and how great Brent Hatley is at getting Bubba his news articles and stuff like that. Everything is very well organized and neatly put together. Howard had to take another break but they ended up talking about Bubba and Brent for a few more minutes.
Howard played a prank call that they've played a lot in the past week or so. It's one where they took some clips from the movie Ed Wood and called a woman and got her all pissed off. Howard also quickly mentioned that his parents would be doing another ''Meet the Sterns'' tomorrow night. They went to break after that.
Howard quickly mentioned that Gilbert Gottfried will be in later in the week, as will Yucko the Clown and Jimmy Pop and Jarred from The Bloodhound Gang.
He said that their new enemy Rachel Hunter's new TV show has been reviewed by David Hinckley who gave the show a 1.5 star rating. Howard read the article and said that David basically said the show was horrible.
Howard played some audio from a recording session that his parents did. His father was going off on his mother about the way she was singing her lines in a song they were performing for Howard. They did a lot of takes and had a hard time getting the lines right. Howard said that if you liked that, you'll enjoy their hour long show that's airing tomorrow night.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's probably one of the few black guys who listens to the show. He said that over at Shade45 they were talking about how great it is that Howard has joined them there because he's brought in about 2 million more listeners. Howard said it's great that there's a cross pollination there at SIRIUS coming from the other channels.
Howard thought Justin's answer was actually pretty good because he didn't think he'd be able to answer that question himself. After that Howard played Garver's interview with Mark Wahlberg. Mark was willing to talk to Gary and knew that he was doing it for Howard. Mark said he thinks that Howard has gone from having 30 million visitors to about five. Mark said he hasn't been listening to Howard much lately. Garver asked him if he's had any gay experiences. Mark said he did have a guy pull a letter from his short shorts one time but it was nauseating to him. Garver asked him who he hates the most in Hollywood. He jokingly said that it was his brother. Garver continued his questioning and Mark hung through it. He eventually told Garver he had to get going so he could prepare for the golf tournament.
Howard played some audio of Gary Garver interviewing Matthew McConaughey. Matthew sounded kind of high to Howard but he wasn't sure if that was the case. Garver asked him what he thinks about Howard moving to satellite. Matthew said he likes him and he'll probably tune in to get a few chuckles. Garver asked him who the biggest a-hole in Hollywood is but Matthew didn't want to answer that. He told Gary to get away from him but he did it in a joking way.
Howard talked to the caller about his Howard Stern On Demand show too. The caller asked Howard to tell Doug Goodstein he's doing a great job with the shows over there. Howard said that the Jeff the Drunk episode called ''Jeff won't leave'' is great and people should check that out.
Howard had some notes on his desk to go through. He also said that Alexis Stewart, Martha's daughter, would be coming in soon. He then got to the notes he had. Sal the Stockbroker sent him some notes about his birthday Party that twas held back on January 13th. Sal pointed out that Scott's wife wouldn't stop talking during the speeches. Neil Drake tried to steal a Howard Stern poster so Robin had to stop him. Sal also said that Dan the Song Parody Man was blabbing so much to Artie and Dana that it looked like they wanted to jump out a window. Artie said that wasn't true though because Dan was talking to Dana about the revelations since she hadn't heard them.
Dan the Song Parody Man came in and said it was just Sal being Sal. That led to Howard talking about the knives that Dan gives as gifts. Sal and Richard were also telling Howard that Dan is always bothering them in the back room. Howard told them to just chase him out if that's the case. Robin was saying that Dan is a bit of a sad sack around there too. He got her at the birthday party and told her how he had gotten stood up that night.
Gary came in and said that Dan doesn't know when to stop talking because he'll turn his back on him sometimes and he keeps talking. The guys were also talking about how Dan is kind of homeless right now but Dan says he's staying at a friend's apartment and paying the bills for the guy.
Howard read some more of the notes that Sal had. He pointed out that Sam Simon had plucked eyebrows and goofed on that. Sal pointed out a few other things about the party that were kind of strange like Benjy appearing as if he hadn't showered that night.
Howard said he wanted to give a shout out for a product. He's read some books about deodorants and how you're not supposed to use them if they contain aluminum. He said that the guy's who wrote the book has been called a quack by some but he's not sure about that. He said he's been really paranoid about deodorants ever since he read that. Everything he's tried since then has been horrible. He said that he eventually tried this product called Crystal roll on body deodorant and it's fantastic. It keeps him as dry as can be and it doesn't have any of this aluminum stuff in it. He said he doesn't smell and he's staying dry. The only reason he's mentioning it is because he wants them to stay in business.
Artie said he might switch to that because he'd get so pissed if his deodorant was the thing that actually killed him after all of the other stuff he's done.
Howard quickly mentioned that Michael Copps of the FCC just recently said that terrestrial radio broadcasters will be ''seeing some action'' before long. Howard went to break a short time later.
Howard asked Alexis about her hate for Bubba the Love Sponge and his producer. Alexis said that she doesn't like what Bubba did with the pig down in Tampa a few years ago but she doesn't know his producer. She also said she doesn't know Artie even thought Artie said that he has met her. Howard had heard that she called Artie fat but she didn't think she knew him and she doesn't care if he's fat.
Alexis said that her mother was really scared about this appearance she was making. Howard told her to calm the F down and get over it. He's not going to ask her to take off her top or anything. Howard asked her how old she is and found out that she's 40 years old. He found that very hard to believe and said that she looks like she's between 28 and 30, not even close to 40.
Howard asked Alexis about her dad but she didn't want to talk about him. She said he's not a good person and she has no desire to talk about him. She hasn't seen him since she was 20 years old. Alexis said that he was a real creep when he left them and didn't handle things very nicely. She doesn't know if he has other kids and she chooses not to know.
Howard told Alexis that she was very attractive when she opens up and talks. He hasn't seen her do that before. He asked her if she ever aches for a father. She said it does suck but it is what it is. She doesn't believe that her mother turned her against her father or anything like that either. She was around 20 years old so she could figure out that he was a creep on her own. Robin heard that she didn't get along with her mother very well either but she said people just like to make that stuff up. She said that she did have to rebel a bit against her mother because her mother is a bit of a control freak.
Alexis said that she enjoys working even though her mother does give her some money. She said that she was given stock in her mother's company and she dumped it and invested it in another way. She has enough money to live out the rest of her life but she does like to work. She told Howard she has her own place in Tribeca that's about ''four thousand something'' square feet. She's been married in the past but things didn't work out. She said he was a great guy but they didn't get along and had to break it off. She said they only knew each other for about 6 months before getting married so they didn't know each other very well.
Alexis told Howard that she is desperate to have children so he offered to knock her up. Artie told Howard he's already got kids so he should let him do her instead. Howard went on to explain why he called Alexis ''cuntie'' on the show recently. He said he didn't mean it as her being a cunt, he just meant that her attitude seemed to be kind of cuntie to him.
Howard asked her about how much money she's going to get when her mother passes away. Alexis told Howard that she has a lot of money but not nearly enough to have her own private jet or anything like that. Howard asked Alexis about her dating and read that she actually slept with a camera guy from The Apprentice. She said that was true and the guy was hot so it was no big deal. She said that she had to initiate things with the guy.
Howard asked Alexis if she's on any type of birth control. She said she's not but she does have stuff that she can use when she has a guy. Howard wondered what would happen if she got pregnant after a guy punched a hole in a condom or something. She said she's pretty sure she doesn't have to worry about that.
Howard read that Alexis had mentioned something about doing some lesbian stuff but she wasn't interested in talking about that. Howard tried to drag it out of her but she really didn't want to go there with him. Howard changed the subject and asked her how tall she is. She said she's about 5'10 1/2'' and weighs a bit over 130 pounds. That led to Howard asking her if she's shaved down below. She said that it is groomed but not shaved completely. Howard told her that he would shave her down completely if he was with her. She found it odd that he likes women completely shaved. She was also saying that she doesn't like oral from guys, she prefers the guy to just do his thing.
Howard asked Alexis if she would let him give her oral if he was with her. He said that she would let him do it but she might not enjoy it. He asked her if she just has a got hop on top of her or maybe from behind. She paused and didn't really answer his questions. She knew that her mother was listening. She claims that she's not a control freak like her mother, that's not why she doesn't like a guy giving her oral.
Howard asked Alexis more about the girl she once kissed. She didn't want to go there but Howard started digging and found out some details. She had a friend who she kissed one time but there wasn't all that much more to it. He asked her if she would let a guy spank her during sex. She said she could deal with it but it's not something she'd go out of her way for. She was still kind of hung up on the fact that her mother was listening. Howard and Artie told Martha to turn off her radio.
Alexis told Howard that she cooked some stuff for them. Gary came in and said that she made some great stuff that he's already tried this morning. Howard gave Alexis a plug for her show which airs on her mother's channel, 112, on SIRIUS.
Richard Christy came in and said that he saw Alexis over by the elevators the other day and wondered if she'd get creeped out by a guy pleasuring himself while thinking about her. She said she wouldn't know. Richard asked her what she was doing later but Alexis said she was all booked up tonight. Alexis then told Howard she had an important call to make this morning so she had to leave shortly. She said she had to talk to a lawyer about having a baby. Howard told her not to ruin her body by having a kid. He told her that she was too selfish to have a kid too. He told her to have a surrogate have the baby instead. She said that there's stuff she has to take care of with the lawyer. It all has to be prepared so there are no problems in the future.
Howard got back to the lesbian story but Alexis told him that it was just a kiss and nothing more. As they were talking about that Richard asked if he could show Alexis what she was missing out on. Howard and the guys told him to get out of there.
Howard asked Alexis what kind of car she drives. She said it's an Aston Martin. They asked her what the most expensive thing is she owns. Artie said it's got to be a person. He asked her if she actually owns a person but she said she doesn't even have a maid. Howard asked her when the last time she cried was. Alexis said that it was probably during Yoga class yesterday. She aid she has a lot of time to think during those classes and she was having a bad day.
Brent Hatley called in and told Howard that Alexis did say to him that she thought that he should be in prison. Alexis said that she does think that Bubba and his people should be in jail for what they did on the air with the pig. Brent said that he heard that she called them ''rednecks from hell'' and wondered what a jury of their peers must have looked like. Brent said that she wouldn't be there if it wasn't for her mother. Alexis said that it doesn't really matter if the show doesn't work out, she's still going to drive home in her Aston Martin.
Howard told Brent that he's one of the best producers around... other than Gary. Brent and Alexis were going back and forth about the pig thing but Alexis said she really had to get going. Howard had to cut him off and told him they'd have to talk about this some other time.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said that Alexis is a crybaby and has big ears... and said that she's really obnoxious. She said that she's coming off really obnoxious on the show and she hopes that she loses her show on her mother's channel. Howard wondered what was up with the hate. Alexis said that kind of stuff doesn't happen to her except in his studio.
Zolar called in and said that he likes her after hearing her on the show. He also aid that he'd give her oral like she's never had if she let him. Alexis said that she'd just have to lay there and pretend to like it if he did. Another caller asked her if she like anal. Alexis didn't want to talk about that. She said her mother is Martha Stewart and she can't talk about that. Robin said that she would give it a 6 on a scale of 10 for how much she liked it when she had it. Artie jokingly said he'd give his anal experiences an 8.
Howard asked Alexis a bunch of other questions like if she's ever dated a black guy and things like that. She said she has dated a black guy. Howard then gave her a plug for her show ''Whatever'' that airs on Channel 112 from noon to 2. She said they'll be talking about dealing with anger on today's show. Howard went to break a short time later.
Howard and George spent a short time talking about how crazy it is that they're trying to regulate pay services like satellite radio now. George told Howard that they'll be interviewing KissyPhur which is JD's favorite web cam chick. He said they'll also be talking to some people who have dealt with Jeff Conaway in the past. They're also going to be doing a profile of Lonnie from Scores on Howard 100 News at Noon. Howard gave them a plug for the news at Noon and their 6 o'clock news. He said that Bubba will be doing his first show from his new studio in Tampa this afternoon.
Jon Hein from The Wrap Up Show came in and said they'll be discussing the NY Post article as well. Howard said that Beth was the one who told him about that first thing this morning and it gave him quite a shock when he heard about it. The guys spent a short time talking about this crazy stuff that was mentioned in the article and how there has been no discussion between him and the people at SIRIUS about changing his act. All Howard cares about is that he's on the cover of the NY Post because it's free publicity for him and for SIRIUS.
Jon Hein said they'll also be talking about Alexis Stewart and how that all came about. They'll talk about the old bits that were re-recorded and brought back to the show. Jon said they'll also talk about the sports discussions that the guys had earlier in the morning. They'll also be covering Dan the Song Parody Man's story from earlier today if they have time.
Howard said that Scott the Engineer went nuts after Dan the Song Parody Man went on the air earlier and mentioned that Scott doesn't get his work done when he asks. Howard had tape of that tirade so he played it for everyone. Scott was pissed about what Dan said on the air about him and told him to get the fuck out of his sight. Jon said they might have to have Scott on the Wrap Up Show after hearing that clip.
Howard took some phone calls and a couple of guys let him know how much they're enjoying the show. Howard was also saying that he doesn't think they'll ever see satellite radio regulated like the government is trying to do. He said if he went to work as a florist, the government would probably come after florists and try to censor them as well.
Jeff the Drunk was on the phone and pissed off that he had to wait so long to get through. Howard told him that if he's so pissed he can always hang up. Jeff said he wanted to talk to Alexis Stewart but it was too late. Jeff also asked when he could come down and hang out. Howard told him he can come anytime but they're afraid that he won't leave. Howard told him to come on down and he can re-record some of his classic bits.
Howard let Jeff go and played the remake of ''I Went the Gay Way'' and then played some of the raw vocals to let everyone hear how tough it was for him to hit some of the higher notes. He started to play it but Scott had pulled all of the audio instead of just the screw ups. Scott came in and told Howard that what he was just playing was about the worst of his takes. Howard said there were other bad clips where he screwed up and couldn't hit the high notes. Scott may have erased them but he wasn't sure. Howard told Dan the Song Parody Man to go through them and find what he was looking for.
Howard took another call from a guy who said that someone on Shade45 was complaining about how long Howard was taking while interviewing Ant last week. Howard said he wasn't aware of that but it's kind of crazy that Shade45 needs Ant to keep their show going.
Another caller asked Howard about the legality of Howard's channel up in Canada. Howard said there is no law up there that says he can't be heard up there but the caller said that a Customs officer told him he couldn't bring the radio into the country because some of the channels were illegal. Howard said that all of the publicity about the new show has to be selling radios because people must be wondering what they're missing. He let that caller go and moved right on to Robin's news.
Howard said that the new Woody Allen movie ''Match Point'' is great. He said it's really good and he'll bring it in for Robin to see. He said Woody wasn't in the movie and the writing didn't seem like it was his so it was great. He said the copy he has is a screening copy so he was able to watch it at home. Artie said he wants to see Capote and he's pretty sure the theater won't have many people in it when he goes to see it.
A little later Howard was asking about Howard Stern On Demand because Doug told them that they had the Double A and Beth O interview up. Doug came in and told Howard that they had it up last week so he doesn't know why it wasn't there. Doug then went into the explanation about how the On Demand thing works. He said that when they upload Howard's shows they're all distributed at different times. He said that all of the cable companies will upload them at different times so everyone may get the new stuff at different times.
Howard had Robin do more of her news and shortly before they were done with the show he tried playing more of his out takes from his recording session of the making of ''I Went the Gay Way.'' He thought that Scott had screwed up again but he actually pulled all of his screw ups just as he had asked him to do earlier.
Double A called back in and asked Howard why he called him a dick earlier. Howard didn't even seem to realize he had done that but Double A was kind of pissed. Howard hung up on him again though and called him kind of ''cuntie.'' Howard had Robin finish up her news and ended the show around 11:00am.
Howard started off the show saying that he has a policy about not talking about Chaunce Hayden anymore but he may have to today. He said that he repulses him these days. He said that yesterday's NY Post article about the rules that SIRIUS was supposed to be working on is going to be discussed again today. He said he hasn't spoken to anyone at SIRIUS about any new standards and practices rules for them there. He said that the report in the NY Post is 100 percent false as far as he knows. If there are new rules coming down, he doesn't know anything about them.
Howard said that he really knows nothing of any censorship of his show on SIRIUS and the only reason he has a dump button on this show is to save people from making slanderous and libelous statements. He said he did use the button once when Sal the Stockbroker made a statement about a family member that didn't need to be on the air. He is working the delay button himself to protect people, not to censor himself. It has nothing to do with the F-word.
After the NY Post printed an article about being censored, all of the TV geeks are picking up on the story and not bothering to do any investigating of the story. There is a tremendous amount of coverage of that story and they're saying that he is going to be censored. There is no evidence of that though. He played an audio clip of a news reporter from FOX news reporting on how Howard may be bailing on SIRIUS already. That's the ''fair and balanced'' reporting from FOX.
Howard played an audio clip of Chaunce being interviewed by Neil Cavuto. Neil points out that Howard's show is on a time delay so Howard said it's always going to be on a time delay. Howard is the one who asked for the delay for his show, SIRIUS didn't ask him to use it. Neil then brings up Chaunce who says he feels scammed and how everyone should feel scammed if these rules come down on Howard's show. Howard said that Chaunce still seems to think that he's part of the show.
Chaunce said that he's feeling sick over the whole thing and then said that the rules are coming down because Congress is doing this to them. Howard said that's not true and it shows how little Chaunce knows. Chaunce was also saying that the reason they're going to come out with these rules is to sell advertising, it's all about money. He said that when they censor Howard, they will be able to get advertisers like Disney and BMW. Howard said that Disney is never going to advertise on his show no matter how censored he is.
Chaunce told Neil that Howard is all about money and if Infinity had come up with $100 million a year to pay him, he would still be on terrestrial radio. Howard said that he really doesn't do everything because of money, he didn't need to keep doing radio. He said he never got into this business because of money, he did it because he wanted to do a good radio show. He said if he was all about money, he wouldn't have a career. He was fired from many stations instead of conforming to what those stations wanted from him. It wasn't about the money.
Howard played more of Chaunce saying that all of the freedom and censorship stuff coming from Howard is a bunch of bull. Howard said that Chaunce has sealed his coffin now that he's done this interview. He said that he can now go do someone else's show like the Booker show. That led to Howard saying that he tuned into his old station this morning and it's filled with a bunch of Howard Stern imitators.
Chaunce claims that he knows that Howard will be censored and all SIRIUS users have been scammed. Howard said that this could be slanderous on Chaunce's part because he's saying that it's a scam. Chaunce thinks that this new show will be censored even more than he was on the old show. Chaunce said that SIRIUS needs to get corporate advertisers to survive. He also thinks that SIRIUS knew that they were going to censor the show before he even came over. Howard said he hasn't been censored and knows nothing about being censored. Chaunce was inferring that SIRIUS waited for ''all of us'' to sign on before enacting the rules.
Howard said that he has not received any censorship on this show on SIRIUS and Chaunce knows nothing about him or his show. He talked about the way Chaunce handled himself when he was investigated a while back. Instead of coming to Howard about it, he went to the NY Post and told a reporter over there instead.
A listener called in and asked Howard if he's all about money, where are the Howard Stern t-shirts and other useless crap. Howard said that the irresponsible reporting on FOX news is amazing. Chaunce is just an idiot according to Howard but FOX news isn't doing their research.
Howard told Neil to give him a call to discuss his sources. He's talking to someone who knows nothing about the show or what's going on. Chaunce said that SIRIUS is under pressure to make money and they're going to do whatever they have to. Howard once again pointed out that he hasn't been censored and he has no knowledge of any censorship coming down on his show. Howard said he's going to send his news crew across the street to talk to Neil. Then he said he's going to go over there himself and ask Neil how they came up with Chaunce as an ''expert.''
Howard said that he's really not a ''filthy broadcaster'' and anyone who listens regularly knows that. He continued to play the Gibson interview and Paul Hein was making a lot of sense with his explanations. Howard said that he could be his official spokesperson because he ''gets it.'' Then he made some comments about Howard possibly self-policing himself. Howard said he wouldn't agree to do that though.
Howard insists that this is still a non-story because he knows of no new rules and regulations. He said the whole thing is ridiculous. The whole day was filled with these bullshit stories yesterday. The only one he took offense to was Chaunce Hayden's interview because he has no idea what's going on and there is no ''scamming'' going on with SIRIUS.
Howard took a call from a fan who thinks that Howard should sue Chaunce for slander after that interview. Robin said that maybe FOX News should stop calling it ''news'' after doing interviews like that. Howard said they should change it to FOX Horse Shit. There's not one iota of truth in this NY Post story as far as Howard knows. They just make stories up and throw them out there. They reported that Howard was married a few weeks ago and that was completely wrong.
Howard read the John Mainelli article where he says that Howard was ''sputtering'' about the article in yesterday's paper. Mainelli was also talking about Howard talking out both sides of his mouth when he said that there were limits on what he would talk about. Howard said that those limits are all about what he wants to do, not what SIRIUS doesn't want him to do. SIRIUS does have standards and practices but they're not stopping them from cursing, they were just informed about just how far they can go as far as maybe killing someone on radio. There's nothing about cursing or censorship.
Mainelli's story made a big deal about the delay that Howard has on the show. Howard has always said that he was going to have a delay on the show. He said it when he was still on terrestrial radio and he's using it to protect people from saying slanderous or libelous things on the air.
Gary told Howard to play an audio clip of an interview the head of the FCC did yesterday. The guy said that Congress is going to be looking at regulating satellite and he thinks that's what we need in this country. Howard said that this is our new FCC commissioner... Michael Copps. Gary said that he can go on his DirecTV service, right now, and order some really intense porn. There was no one going after satellite and cable before Howard made his move to satellite. Now they're going after them. Howard also wanted to know why they only bring up his name when it comes to that kind of stuff.
Howard went over some of the dopey reporters that he just talked about. He said he was talking to his father about this stuff yesterday because there were so many other important things going on in the news. Meanwhile, the NY Post was putting Howard on their front page.
Another caller told Howard that he should definitely sue Chaunce. Howard said he doesn't need to sue anyone but he does want to track down Neil Cavuto to ask him if he's a ''fuckin moron'' after putting Chaunce on his show as an ''expert.'' Howard thinks that Chaunce is just frustrated because they don't have him on the show anymore.
Howard said that he doesn't even listen to CDs anymore because he listens to SIRIUS instead. He said he's very proud of the company and everyone he works with. He mentioned some of the other deejays who are working so hard. He and the caller talked about Chaunce's claims that everything he does is motivated by money. Howard said that he's made plenty of money on terrestrial radio. He also thinks that they didn't pay him a tenth of what he was worth but he's not complaining about that.
Howard replayed some of Chaunce's interview and went off on him again. He said he doesn't want Chaunce coming up to him and telling him how sorry he is about what he's done. He's no expert, he's a guy who tried to do his own radio show, on the internet, and stuck a dildo up his ass according to Howard.
Howard took some more phone calls and talked more about all of this stuff that's going on. King of All Blacks told Howard that he never thought he could become bigger than he was but the show is funnier than ever. He said that the radio stations he listens to on FM are now talking about HD radio and about Howard being on satellite. They never used to talk about him until he left FM. King said that he's got friends who have no money who are looking to get satellite and he's amazed by that.
Howard gave everyone an update on his Charlie Rose interview. He's not doing it tonight because Charlie had to go out of town. He's not going to reschedule either because he was doing it as a favor for something he set up months ago.
King was telling Howard that Booker is now emulating him on his show on the old K-Rock. Howard said he's never heard the show but a lot of people come up to him and tell him that Booker is being him on the radio. Howard said he likes Booker and he's a friend of his but he apparently just wants to shove his head up his ass.
Ralph called in and said he's always hated Chaunce. The guy was on the show many times but it's now obvious that he wasn't loyal to the show. He and Howard talked about how they just throw Chaunce on the air as if he's an expert without knowing his history with the show. Ralph changed subjects and told Howard that the Alexis Stewart interview was great yesterday. Howard said that a lot of the feedback he got about that interview was negative. There was some positive stuff too but a lot of negative feedback. He'll talk more about that later on.
Howard and the guys brought up the fact that Alexis Stewart had to leave the show yesterday to go make a phone call to her lawyer about having her own baby. The guys spent some time talking about how maybe she should just adopt a child instead of having her own. Robin said that some women just get that itch and it's very hard to control. Howard went to break right after that.
Howard played a new prank call that Sal made to a Korean clock repair store. The woman who answered the phone had some trouble with the word ''clock'' and pronounced it ''cock.'' He dicked her around and had her talking about his ''small cock.''
Daniel Carver has a new message on his answering machine so Howard played that. Daniel was going off on ''nig*** looking Mexicans'' and how they're taking over the country. As always, Daniel said ''Wake up White People.''
Howard said he went to a fair in upstate New York one time and saw some naked chicks dancing in this special tent they had. That was as close as he ever came to a peep show. He said when the girls danced, you could lick their pussy or put your finger in them. He remembers seeing some old dudes he was working with going up to the women to do stuff to them. One woman, who was from the south, refused to let a black guy lick her but he freaked out and convinced her to let him do it. Then the guy was having everyone smell his finger. He said that the chicks were really skanky but it was still exciting to see something like that.
Lisa said that they're going to have an interview with a cab driver who has SIRIUS radio and gets requests for Howard's show all the time. She also said that she got Martha Stewart's response to her daughter's interview yesterday. Martha thought her daughter did a great job on the show. Lisa said they played that on last night's 6 o'clock news but they'll be replaying it today at noon. She also said that Bubba is going to boycott the news now because they ''sucked up'' to her when they covered her story yesterday.
Howard let Lisa go and then took some phone calls. One guy said he was listening to Shade45 yesterday and they were saying that Howard's security guards are really weak and they should get some of theirs to help out. Howard said those guys over there are really into bodyguards and he's not as into comparing security guards... but then said that maybe they should have Black Security Guard Olympic games. He told Gary to line that up. He also said that if Shady45's guards lose, they have to rename the channel Shitty45.
Howard said that the Radio and Records awards have dropped his name from the nominees for best talk show host. He said that no one had a bigger year than he did last year yet they didn't even put him on the list of possible nominees. People like Dr. Laura, Rush Limnbaugh and Michael Savage are on that list. Howard had to take a break after that.
Howard read some feedback about the way Brent Hatley was treated during the Alexis Stewart interview. Someone thought Howard didn't treat him very well and just brushed him off. Howard had some feedback about Ronnie the Limo Driver appearing on Bubba the Love Sponge's show on Friday night. Some fans heard that show and thought that Ronnie came off as a bit of a prick. Someone said that Ronnie really pussied out on the show and backed down from Bubba. That led to Fred playing a new song parody about Ronnie that Richard performed. Artie thought it was pretty funny how intricate the song was.
Ronnie came in and talked about his appearance on Bubba's show. He said that Bubba wanted to do this ''cock off'' and wanted him to lay his penis on his desk and have a woman touch both of them to find out whose is bigger. Howard said that Bubba is one of the horniest guys he's ever met. Robin said that's why she won't go in his studio. Ronnie said that the guy is definitely crazy. Artie said Bubba was so proud of the cock-off thing that he was bragging that Ronnie was now his bitch. Some people wrote in and said that a cock-off is very gay so Ronnie was just backing down from doing something gay. Ronnie said that Bubba's show really is great and he does think it's funny.
The woman said that the sound quality of the show is great and she hears everything she missed before. Things like Ralph's lisp and stuff like that. Howard said that he doesn't get headaches anymore either because the sound quality is better there on SIRIUS.
Howard read an article about what's going on over at their old radio station. Lloyd Grove wrote an article about how David Lee Roth and his producer are really out of their league with the morning show. According to the article David Lee doesn't spend any time on his show and leaves the station 5 minutes after. Howard said that he's giving props to David Lee because he is an original, he doesn't sound a thing like him unlike the other people on the show.
Howard read an article about how Citadel Broadcasting is buying Disney Radio and will become one of the largest radio companies in the country. He said that Fahrid Sulemon is the guy who was running that company last they knew. Howard got screwed over by Fahrid and used to goof on him relentlessly on the air.
Howard took some more phone calls. One guy said that he likes the sound of the show... and then he told Howard that he shares Robin's fascination with meat. He said he takes liver, heats it up in the microwave and uses it to pleasure himself. Howard brought up Robin's revelation and said that admitting to that let a lot of other people admit to pleasuring themselves with meats and vegetables.
Another caller told Howard that he grew up with Hank the Dwarf in Fall River, Massachusetts. Howard said that Hank was a great guy but they couldn't bring all of their old tapes with them... but the E! cameras caught him on tape so he can play those tapes. He played one clip of Hank singing some stuff at a Karaoke bar.
Howard took a call from a guy in Virginia who said that it's great to have him on SIRIUS now because he could only see the show in the past when it was on E!. Now he can hear the whole show. Another guy told Howard that he's been trying to get a hold of him all morning... but all he had to say was that Howard is ''the empire.''
Howard wanted to talk to Neil Cavuto but Gary told him he wasn't able to get in touch with him, but he had paged his publicist. Howard told Gary that FOX news is right across the street so they should send someone over there to tell them that they want to talk to Neil. Gary made a joke about Howard's nose and chin after Howard told him that he's not a warrior for the show. Howard ended up goofing on Gary for cracking himself up and told him he should walk across the street to get Neil. Howard said that this country didn't page Japan after the Kamikazes attacked Pearl Harbor. Gary said that this might be a job for Benjy.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he liked the Alexis Stewart interview yesterday and had to go online to look her up to see how hot she was. He also telling Howard that David Lee Roth's show is a train wreck and it makes him nauseous when he listens to it. Howard said that David is just starting out so you have to give him a chance to get his stuff together. He said he doesn't care either way though because he's no longer in that universe.
Howard and Robin said that there will be a mad scramble for his old audience because not all of them are going to follow him to SIRIUS. He wishes all of those stations luck because he's in such a different place now. The caller said he thinks that everyone will eventually come over.
Howard took some more phone calls and one woman thanked him for taking Sal off of the scroll on the bottom of the SIRIUS tuners. One woman wrote in and complained that she's canceling her subscription because she can't get through on the phones. He found the letter and read it to everyone. The woman was so upset she can't get through on the phones that she's going to cancel her subscription. She thinks that she may lose her career because of the show. She said she couldn't participate in the show and was very upset that no one would contact her after emailing them so much. She had the phone number down as 999-9-ASSHOLE instead of 888-9-ASSHOLE.
A woman called in to thank some people for getting her a SIRIUS radio for her birthday. That led to Howard talking about how hard the people are working there at SIRIUS to give people a great product. He brought up some of the deejays who are working there and said that if he runs into them out in the hall, he ends up having 10-15 minute conversations with them. He said he has to put his head down and rush out of there to avoid those conversations.
Howard said he has to avoid the news crew after the show as well because they're always in his face. He had to block off one of the entrances because of that. There are always people hanging out in the halls after the show telling him how good the show was but he just wants to get back to his office to rest after the show.
Another caller told Howard that satellite radio is the best thing since the internet. He said he almost wrecked his truck when he heard Artie's revelation story about getting the man juice on his sweater. He also told Howard that he used to listen in Virginia and remembers when he was kicked off the station there because of some super market guys. He moved to Florida after that and has been listening ever since. Howard thanked him for that.
A phone caller asked Howard about the censorship stuff he was talking about earlier in the morning. Howard told the guy to try listening to the replay show that was coming up in about a half hour so he could hear the explanation. Howard told the guy that he's not being censored in any way and that he draws his own lines, no one is drawing those lines for him. He gave the guy a quick explanation of what he talked about earlier to quickly fill him in. He brought up the Chaunce Hayden stuff he already talked about and let the caller go.
Howard took a call from a guy pretending to be Dick Clark after his seizure. Dick was slurring his words and saying he's not sure he'll make it to next year. He also said he hopes he can get a blow job before he dies.
Howard got to the AVN awards and played some of Greg Fitzsimmons' hosting clips. Then he played some audio of Jenna Jameson and another porn chick who sounded like Natasha from Rockey and Bullwinkle. Her name was Nakita Denise and Artie remembered her because of the accent she had. Howard read a note that said he had to kick her off the show one time because she wouldn't shut up. Howard said they may have to have her back in. Richard said they could have her reenact that clip from ''Ed Wood'' that they play where Bela Lugosi goes off on a guy who brings up Boris Karloff's name. Howard played that clip and then played the prank call that Sal and Richard made using clips from that scene.
Howard got back to the AVN Awards and had to replay the clip that he had just played because he lost his place when he switched pages on his computer. He then played a clip of Katsumi and Manuel Ferrara accepting their award for ''Best Anal.'' They won it for their movie ''Cum Shitters.'' Katsumi said she didn't think she deserved the award because there were more deserving people.
Larry Flynt made a speech so Howard played a short clip of that strange speech. He then played a clip of a guy introducing Lexington Steele who was supposed to be the guy who was going to give Scott the Engineer anal sex for $250,000. Howard reminded everyone how they were planning on doing it in Giants Stadium and Scott was going to take Lexington's 12 inches right up the ass. Scott actually talked to his family about doing it and they said it was okay. About a week later Scott backed out of the deal saying he couldn't appear on the pay-per-view event they were planning. He told them that his son was afraid that he was going to get ridiculed at school.
Howard got back to the Lexington Steele clip where he talks about his engagement to a woman. He had a clip from the ''Best Ethnic Anal Scene'' award so he played that and thought it was pretty funny when they played some strange Asian sounding music to bring the winner up. There was another clip where they gave away the ''Best Oral Sex Scene'' award. One of the nominees was ''Arnold Schwarzenpecker.''
Howard played a clip where Cytheria was introduced. That led to the guys talking about how she's been on the show and how they should have girls like that back on. She's a ''squirter'' according to Richard and can squirt about 6 feet. Howard said they could have girls like that in and have them squirt on pictures of Neil Cavuto.
In another clip the winner of an award went up and yelled out ''Fuck Yeah!'' Richard said that chick was one of his new favorites.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he's worried that the FCC might shut him down. Howard said he devoted an hour and a half to that earlier. The caller said that if the FCC goes after satellite and does manage to regulate it, they'd have to regulate a lot of other things. There is no regulatory body that can sit there and tell satellite radio what it is they can and can't do.
Howard said he could have microphones that would be all over the place and someone would be mixing them in a back room to get the right locations for when the action is going on. Artie said that it would be great when a guest leaves because you could hear what they say when they leave.
Howard took a call from a guy and asked him if he'd be interested in something like that. One guy was rambling so he took another call from a guy who thought it would be a great idea. Robin said it would be great because they could catch stuff like Scott the Engineer going off on people in his studio.
Howard and the guys seemed to think it could work but they're not sure it would work all the time. Another caller told Howard he loves the idea. One other guy said they could give it a try for a couple of times. That caller also said that there were some shows reporting that Howard is being censored on SIRIUS and saying that people are getting ripped off. That got Howard going on a tirade against Clear Channel for a few seconds.
Ralph called in and told Howard that the back office thing is a great idea. Gary came in and said that Neil Cavuto would be calling in shortly to talk about the Chaunce Hayden thing. Howard took a few more phone calls and then went to break.
Jon said they'll be discussing Chaunce Hayden's interview with Neil Cavuto. They'll also talk about some of the awards that Howard has won and how strange it is that Radio and Records has dropped his name from their list. Just because he moved to satellite this year doesn't mean he couldn't have been nominated last year. He was on the radio for the whole year and no one had more attention on them than he did. Jon told Howard that they'll talk about the Karloff prank phone call because it's become such a big hit.
Howard also mentioned that Jon will be hosting Meet the Sterns with his parents tonight. George Flowers was dropped from that for some reason. That show will air tonight at 7pm on Howard 100, right after Howard 100 News. Howard spoke to George Flowers who was there to give them an update on what kind of news they had coming up. He ended up talking to George about the days when he started out there at SIRIUS and how crazy things were in the beginning.
George said that they'll be talking about Bubba's problems with the Howard 100 News on their Noon newscast. Bubba is boycotting Howard 100 News because of that. Bubba and his people are refusing to cooperate with them from now on. George is also saying that they'll be following Sal the Stockbroker around to some peep shows. There's also a story about a cab driver who has SIRIUS in his car and is getting bigger tips now because of that.
Howard asked Neil how they can call Chaunce an expert. Neil explained that they weren't aware of the degree of bad blood between Howard and Chaunce. That didn't answer his question though, he wanted to know what makes Chaunce an expert. He said that he doesn't get that at all and that's the way FOX does things in his opinion.
Howard told Neil that he has not had anyone from SIRIUS come to him and say that they're going to censor his show. Then Chaunce goes on the air and claims that SIRIUS is committing fraud and that's just not right. Neil said that they could have picked someone better than Chaunce but they have defended Howard's show in the past. He tried to explain himself but Howard wanted to play him some of his interview.
Howard replayed the interview he played first thing this morning where Neil points out that the show is on delay. Howard explained to Neil that he asked for that delay when he joined. He wants it there so he can dump out of a conversation that could be considered libelous. He wants to protect people on the show, he's not doing it to satisfy management at SIRIUS, it was his idea.
Neil asked Howard if it's true that there was a discussion between Howard and SIRIUS management about censoring the show. Howard claims that he asked management there if they are planning to censor his show and they said no. Neil wants to know if there's anything about guidelines and limits coming from SIRIUS. Howard said that he has guidelines for things about slander and libel but nothing about speech.
Howard continued to play the audio from Neil's interview and listened to Chaunce telling lies about everyone going into a meeting about what they can and can't do on the show. Howard says that's just not true, he didn't do anything like that. Howard told Neil that asking Chaunce for his thoughts on this stuff is like asking Beetlejuice about his thoughts on Iraq. He played more of the interview where Chaunce was talking about how this is all about money and SIRIUS is going to censor Howard's show because they need advertising from big corporations.
Neil said that SIRIUS hasn't denied that they're coming up with guidelines for the show. Howard told him that there are guidelines for libel, slander and things like killing animals. Their language is not being censored. Neil asked if there was any type of standards and practices at SIRIUS. Howard doesn't know that there was or wasn't. Neil kept asking Howard over and over if SIRIUS has any control over the button. Howard kept telling him that they don't have any say over what he censors. It's all up to Howard to hit that button if he feels it's needed to protect someone from libel or slander.
Neil said once again that they contacted SIRIUS and they did not deny working on a standards and practices for the show. Howard told him that all of this publicity can only be good for SIRIUS. They're probably enjoying all of the press they're getting.
Howard played more of the interview where Chaunce was saying that Howard does everything for money. Howard told Neil that he should have disputed that because he has turned down money to do the right thing for his show. He says he doesn't do everything just for the money. Neil told Howard that they tried to get a better booking for the show but they failed, he admits that. Howard said that if they had any balls over there, they would do a report on Rupert Murdoch's business failings. Neil said that they have had Rupert on the show before and they're not afraid of doing that.
Neil said he wishes that someone else would have come to him and talked about this stuff the way he is before they did the Chaunce Hayden interview. Howard played more of the audio and talked about the way Chaunce was saying that this was a scam. Howard said that's just not right and no one has been scammed.
Neil asked Howard if the money at SIRIUS had anything to do with him going to satellite. Howard said money is an issue to him but when Infinity came to him and offered him a new deal, he turned it down and said he didn't want to stay there if they were going to continue to censor him. He was ready to retire at that point but then he went to XM and SIRIUS and talked to both companies about what he could do on the air there.
All of the guys were talking about how they still want more subscribers to come over to SIRIUS so it wouldn't make sense for them to ''scam'' anyone. That would keep people from signing up. Howard told Neil that he's already made people eat their words about his move to satellite. He's pulled in over a million listeners already and no one thought he would be able to do that.
Neil asked Howard what he would do if SIRIUS was contemplating coming down with guidelines. Howard said he's under contract for five years so there's not much he could do. He explained to Neil that he was unable to get out of his contract with Infinity even after he asked to be released. Howard said that if SIRIUS came to him tomorrow and told him he had guidelines, he's not sure what he would do. If they offered him the option to leave, he would leave.
Neil told Howard that there was no agenda there on his show yesterday. Howard said he may not have wanted an agenda but that's what it came across as. Howard said that it's kind of odd that ever since he announced he was moving to satellite, there are people talking about regulating it. Before that, no one was even talking about it. The government can't regulate a paid service like satellite radio. Robin said that's what the story should have been. Neil said that he's not taking sides on any of these issues. Neil said that if people don't like a show they can change the channel. Neil also told Howard that he is welcome to come on the show any time.
Robin wanted Neil to admit that they had a moron on the show as an expert. Neil said he wasn't going to call Chaunce a name like that though. Neil also told Howard that he should be more worried about what Barrons said about him over the weekend. Howard said he doesn't care about what they said about the stock in the company. All he knows is that SIRIUS went from 600,000 subscribers when he signed on in 2004 to 3.3 million at the end of 2005.
Howard told Neil he doesn't hate him and he'd let him come up there anytime to talk to him. Neil said that he is a listener of Howard's and he'd like Howard and Robin to come over any time to visit. Howard told him he's never going to come over and do that horrible show. He was joking around with him. He talked to Neil about his cancer survival for a few seconds and then let him go. After getting off the phone he wondered why he wasted his time talking about that nonsense.
Howard said that the only reason he was brought to this company was to bring more people in to subscribe. He's already succeeded at that. He said that tomorrow he's going to do a story about Rupert Murdoch and the expert he has on the show will be Wendy the Retard. Artie said that anyone who reads the NY Post could be an expert if that was the case. Howard went to break a short time later.
Howard had Robin start her news after that. She didn't realize that Fred was playing her old news theme that they used over at K-Rock. They had to go through a lot of trouble to get the rights to play it again so it had been absent until today. She sounded very excited to hear that the theme was back.
Gary came in during the news and said he had Erica from Radio and Records on the line to talk to Howard about how he was dropped from their nominee list. Howard asked her what was up with him being left out. Erica said that they don't do the nominations, their readers do. She also said that Howard has never been nominated in the category that he was talking about. It was a completely different category and a different award thing that they did in June. Howard got off her back and thanked her for calling in with that. The call was very quick, as was the explanation.
During the news Artie talked a bit about how he worked with Tom Cruise on the movie ''Jerry Maguire'' and Tom gave him a hard time about the way he was acting out the scene. He also had a problem with the Nanny that was taking care of John Travolta and Kelly Preston's kids because he rolled a ball to one of the kids. He said that the nanny freaked out on him and said that he could have hit the kid in the face. He said the kid looked like he wanted to play and he just rolled the ball to the kid.
Howard also told a quick story about going back stage to Paul McCartney's concert one time and how poorly his wife treated him. It turned out that it wasn't actually his wife, it was just a fan. He said he hates when he comes across as a douche like that. That led to Artie telling another story about he and David Spade going to a party one time. He told the story about how there were just a couple of gay dancers and Elton John at the party. He was also saying that Spade is interested in getting really famous chicks even though he doesn't have the looks of the guys that really get those chicks. He's got the money but not the looks for those really famous, A-list chicks.
Artie asked Howard if he had any A-list chicks when he was banging chicks back in 2001 or so. He said he had one woman who was an A-lister at one time but she was down to a C by the time she got to him. He said that she was probably on the C-list when she blew him and that probably brought her down to a D-list.
Howard said that the morning after the chick blew him, she called him back and said she doesn't know why she got involved with him because she was looking for a guy to marry. That led to the guys talking about some names for some sex acts like the Angry Dragon (smack a chick on the back of the head to make your cum come out of her nose) or the couch bomb which is taking a bag of Crisco, sticking it in between your couch cushions and using it to pleasure yourself. They went over a couple of those things before Robin got back to her news.
Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:05am.
Howard started off the show talking about how he's been listening to tons of tape this morning. He's in the news more than ever and can't seem to drop off the face of the earth like he was hoping to do when he moved to satellite.
Howard asked Fred how the ''Homo-Cop 2006'' remake is coming out after recording it yesterday. Fred said it's in Scott the Engineer's hands this morning and the editing is very tedious according to Scott. Howard told Fred to have Scott hand it over to someone who is familiar with ProTools which is the software they use to edit stuff there. Howard thinks it should take just 30 minutes to finish. Scott needs to work on mastering the ProTools software instead of spending all of his time on SternFanNetwork.com.
Howard said that Scott was on The Wrap Up Show yesterday telling the guys that he was never going to do that ass sex thing that they talked about yesterday. Howard had to straighten him out on that during the Wrap Up Show.
Howard said that Sam started telling them some stories and he's really looking forward to hearing this stuff. He said this will be the first Radio Sitcom on Howard 100 and it's going to be very exciting for everyone.
Howard said that they have some other exciting news about Danny Bonaduce who will be doing a week of radio on Howard 100 and Howard 101. They're going to tape some stuff for his Breaking Bonaduce TV show. He's pretty sure that he'll be on from 1-4 on Howard 101... but he's not sure about that time yet. Danny will be putting his own show together and the stuff they tape may be part of his VH1 show.
Artie told Howard that he has a friend who has 3 different tuners so he has a couple in the house and one in the car. He said he's got other friends that are going to do the same thing because they just have to have the show. Robin said she's hearing the same thing and people are getting withdrawals from not having the show now. She said she's calling SIRIUS like crack because once you get it, you can't get off of it.
Howard played a clip of Danny Bonaduce talking to a producer on his TV show about how he's going to ''shake your foundation'' which is a line that Artie has goofed on. Howard said that's the kind of energy he's looking for on Howard 100 and 101.
Chaunce Hayden wrote a letter and went off on Howard. He seems to be on some campaign to get rid of him or something. Why he keeps talking about the show is beyond him. He said Chaunce used to be a super fan of the show until they stopped talking to him. Now he hates them and does interviews and writes letters about how much he hates them. Chaunce went off on Howard about the way he treats women. Howard pointed out that Chaunce is the guy who treated many women like crap on his own internet radio show. Chaunce also pointed out that Howard picked through the cremated bones of Debbie Tay. Howard reminded everyone that Chaunce was the one who brought her bones in there. Howard said that Chaunce is only getting attention using his name and maybe he should stop, that way he'd get himself out of the spotlight.
Howard read a couple more letters and said that he really thought that he was going to go off into oblivion when they went to satellite but he seems to be bigger than ever. He thinks it's going to keep going and going and going now that they're there though.
Howard talked more about the Sam Simon sitcom and told Robin that Gary's wife turns out to be an anthropologist who is just studying his odd features. He said that Tim Sabean called him yesterday and told him that Sam really wanted to work on that Really, Really Desperate Housewives.
Artie said that he's tried to figure out what kind of money Sam is making and realized that he has points in TV shows like Taxi, Cheers, The Tracy Ullman Show, The Simpsons and Drew Carey... just to name a few. The guy has been part of some of the greatest TV shows ever.
Howard said that last night's Meet the Sterns may have been the final one because he has strange feelings about making them do the show. Jon came in and told Howard that his father had a ton of notes about what they wanted to talk about last night. He came very prepared for the show. Robin thinks that Ben is really into the show and maybe they should keep doing them.
Howard said that he's asked his parents if they want to keep doing it but they tell him they'll do anything he wants. He feels funny about that and thinks that they don't really want to come in and do a weekly show. His mother seems to be the one who doesn't want to do it. He's not sure about his father.
Robin said that Ben and Ray are like what married couples used to be. You don't find people like that anymore. Gary said that they are a team and work together to do things unlike couples today. Howard told Jon that he's been great on the channel and he's very proud of him. He said that he's coming on like gangbusters. Jon said that his parents have been great but Howard wasn't even talking about that. He's done every show very well.
Robin said that she's spent many a night listening to Jon and he's really good at what he's been doing. Howard said that Jon and Gary have done The Wrap Up Show really good. Artie added ''You've been eating coal and shitting diamonds'' which was a nice way of telling Jon he's doing a great job.
Gary wanted to bring Scott in but Howard knew that he was going to fizzle out the whole discussion. Scott came in a short time later and said it's no big deal. He admitted he's a liar and used the F-word a few times. Howard asked him what was up with that and said that it does kind of make him more exciting. Scott said that he remembers the sparkle in KC's eyes back then when he agreed to do it.
Howard said that Scott had agreed to take Lexington's cock up his ass but did back out of it. Scott said he never would have gone through with it no matter how much money it would have been. Scott eventually said that he thought about doing it but when he realized what it was, he decided against it. He told Howard he was right, he did agree to do it and then backed out. He also said that it turned into something bigger than he thought it would when they talked about doing it in Giant's Stadium.
Howard ended the discussion and said that Scott was going to take it up the ass and backed out, that's all there is to it. He asked Scott to get the Homo-Cop thing done but Scott is having some trouble editing in ProTools so he said it will be a little while. Richard came in and told Howard that they have some out takes from the recording of Homo-Cop. Howard told Robin that they have a nice studio where they record this stuff. They caught someone breathing into the microphone. Howard thought it was Artie but Artie swears it wasn't him. It may have been Tim Sabean.
Howard played some audio of Tim Sabean playing the part of a doctor. Howard had to ask him to liven it up a bit. Richard told Howard he found him to be a bit like his father in the old days. He was pretty brutal just like his father was. Howard had some more audio clips from the recording session where he tried some alternate lines. He also had himself freaking out about the background noise. There was also a clip where Howard yelled at Richard Christy because he wasn't able to get a line right. Robin asked Howard what he expected after that Supertwink movie was made.
Artie remembered the first day when he was working on Dirty Work and Norm Macdonald came up to him and told him that the scene they had just done wasn't all that good and that maybe he should try to do the scene good on the next take.
Howard told Jon that he did great last night and hopes that they can do more Meet the Sterns in the future. He wants Robin to see if she can figure out if they want to do the show again. He said that he had to call in last night himself because he was getting so irritated by what his mother was saying about Roosevelt not being as bad as he says it was. He didn't want to beat them up over it but did have to straighten her out about the way he felt back then.
Howard and Artie spent a minute talking about the days when Howard was smoking weed a bit and his mother would come into his room, see smoke and he'd deny it. He said he wasn't all that into smoking weed back then but in his Senior year he did smoke enough to pass out in class. He was able to keep his grades up with his creative writing papers.
Howard took a phone call from a guy who suggested that Howard have Brent Hatley on the show to talk about some of the political stuff they talk about. Howard said that they have Brent working on a show with Bubba where they'll have some military guys who will talk about what's really going on over in Iraq. That show is in development and Howard thinks that it will be a little serious but it should be really interesting.
Another caller told Howard that he tried to listen to David Lee Roth for a couple of days but he got so sick of it that he had to go out and buy SIRIUS. Now he has 7 tuners in all of his cars and trucks so he can listen when he's out... and he loves it. Howard said he thinks that people will eventually come on board, especially once SIRIUS comes out with a truly portable unit. He had to take a break after that.
The next prank phone call was a Korean clock lady who can't say the word ''clock.'' She says ''cock'' instead so Sal the Stockbroker called her and had her saying all kinds of stuff about ''cocks.'' She told him to bring in his ''small cock'' so she could see it. She also said that she has ''over 100 cocks'' in her shop and a ''cock maker'' who can help fix his cock.
Howard took a phone call and ended up talking about how great the on-hold audio is when you call in to SIRIUS. He said he called into Meet the Sterns last night and he was able to listen in and it sounded like the actual radio show. The caller told Howard that it's great to hear Howard on the air again, it helps him get through the night. The guy asked them if they're going to play games and stuff like that. Howard said they will be doing more games in the future.
Lisa told Howard that they'll be doing a story about a photograph that Howard did years ago where Howard was wearing a thorny crown. That picture was to appear on Rolling Stone magazine but they refused to run it. He thinks that they banned it because it would make people insane to see him in a thorny crown... because he's Jewish. Now Kanye West has done the exact same picture and no one is afraid of publishing the picture. He said he's going to contact Rush and Malloy and let them know about the original picture that Mark Seliger took and maybe give them a copy of it so they can print it. Howard and the guys tried to figure out when the picture was taken and just how long ago it was. He wasn't sure though.
Lisa said that they also have part two of the Shuli and Sal the Stockbroker visit to the peep shows. Howard let Lisa go and picked up a phone call. The guy who was there was asleep and snoring so they listened in for a minute. Howard said he could listen to that all day. He tried to wake him up by playing sound effects of train whistles and stuff but it wasn't working.
Ralph called in and told Howard about when that thorny crown picture they were talking about was actually taken. Ralph said that the picture was great and they really wanted to run it. Howard wanted to get in touch with Mark so they could talk to him about it. The picture is actually in Mark Seliger's coffee table book so people can see it.
Howard played another clip where a caller tried to stir some shit up with them by saying that someone on Howard's show said that they should all get in the back of the bus. That wasn't true but the caller was trying to get them riled up. Howard said the chick in that clip sounds like a very angry person and he may not want to mess with her.
Howard thought about going down to Shade45 but they were taking a while to get him a wireless microphone to go down there. Gary told Howard that he was on the line with Rush and Malloy and they were working on getting them a wireless. George Rush is going to be calling back to talk about the thorny crown thing.
Howard spent a minute talking about how Donald Trump is suing a guy over an article he wrote about him only being worth $500 million when he believes that he's actually worth billions. Artie said that he wrote a joke about Trump and did it at a roast and how Trump hates him.
Howard said his picture was taken maybe 10 or 11 years ago and it was at a time when the country was more liberal. George told Howard that this is a story. Howard said that it's the identical picture and he doesn't think that this photographer Lachappelle is an original and maybe, just maybe he got the idea from Mark Seliger's picture of him. Howard thinks that it's racism... or reverse racism... He's not sure.
Howard wanted to send George the photo so he can find out what's up with this. George said he would let him know what he finds out. Howard wasn't sure if George found it interesting or not but Robin said she thinks he was taking notes while Howard was talking to him.
Howard played a quick Keith Olberman segment that aired a couple of weeks ago. He also played a clip where someone called The Wrap Up Show using a Howard Soundboard and had Gary scared out of his mind that they were doing something wrong on the show.
Howard replayed the clip from Shade45 where the hosts were talking shit about him. They were goofing on him saying that he's like a guy back in the Tarzan days when the white expedition guy would have a bunch of black slaves carrying all of his shit around. That's how they picture Howard with his black security guards. Howard is ready to go down there to talk to them about this stuff. He said he's going to tell them that Eminem is no better than him with all of the black people working for him. Howard said that his channel could beat their channel because they have two channels... and Bubba the Love Sponge. Artie said that they should send Jason down there, he'll come back with no pants.
Howard brought in Dead Air Dave who is the deejay over at K-Rock who used to hit the button on Howard's show every morning. Dave is no longer working over there. Fred was playing some Indian music when he came in and Dave said he was hoping that the music would have stayed behind at K-Rock so he wouldn't have to hear it there.
Dave told Howard that he's now happy to be sitting home and listening to the show and enjoying it instead of hitting the dump button. Howard joked around with Dave about his real name and told him to give it out. Dave said that his first name is Ashok but didn't give his last name.
Howard talked to Dave about how he got the job of hitting the delay button over at K-Rock. Dave said he was asked to do it after this guy Andre left he station. He took the job as a temporary position but eventually took a full time job when they came up with the right amount of money. He never liked hitting the button on the show. Robin said she could tell when he obliterated the show because he would have a look about him about it. Howard said he didn't hate Dave, he hated the position they were put in with all of the censoring.
Artie said that he wasn't upset about him either, he was upset about 9/11. Dave shot back at him and told him to go get jizzed on referring to his revelation. Howard asked Dave if he ever argued with Tom about stuff back in the dump button room. Dave said he was able to argue stuff with Tom until Janet Jackson whipped out her boob. He said after that things changed gradually. Everything got worse and worse as time went by.
Dave said that Tom started sitting in the button room after Janet. He didn't want to bad mouth Tom because he was a really good guy, he was just in a crappy position. Dave said Tom would tell him when to hit the button. Howard told Dave that he loves being there at SIRIUS now and his nightmare is now over. Dave said he hated doing that button thing but he was promised some air shifts while he was doing the button pushing.
Dave told Howard that the money they gave him for the button pushing was great. He said he thinks that they now have people there all day pushing the button on all of their talk shows. He said he had to get out of there once Howard left because he was so burned out.
Jason came in and told Howard he told Dave not to take that job back when he took it but Dave knew what he was getting into. Jason said he thought Dave was making a living and didn't need that job. Howard said that someone had to do the job and Dave just happened to be the guy who took it. Jason thought it was a lame move on Dave's part and he didn't have to take the job.
Artie said that you have to be selfish at times and the guy needed a job so that's not so bad. Howard said that it was probably a shitty position for Dave to take but he needed to make money and he had no other offers at the time. Dave said that he was at K-Rock for 7 years and he wasn't able to get a full time job there so this was almost a guarantee to have a full time job. He said he got more air shifts, especially after Cabbie went to jail.
Artie said that everyone benefits from other people's stupidity and he knows that because he wouldn't have a job if Jackie Martling hadn't left Howard's show. Howard said that Dave has a DVD out where he talks about how miserable he was over at K-Rock and it's a must see video called ''Irritation.'' (Agreed, I got a copy and it's great). The DVD is available at DeadAirDave.net.
Dave said that he would do it all over again if he had to. He's now out of work but he's working with Tim Sabean on some show ideas and he's hoping to work something out on Howard 100. Robin said she always enjoyed Dave's air shifts over at K-Rock and she'd like to hear him again.
Howard thought it was kind of weird that Tom almost made Dave take that job hitting the button. Jason was still in the studio complaining about Dave and wondering why he was picked to hit the button. Howard thought it was kind of strange to have someone who was desperate for air time taking the job. Dave couldn't believe how much of a problem Jason seems to have with him.
Howard asked Dave if he was there when David Lee Roth started. Dave said he was there to help out with the board over there on David Lee's first day. He said that was his last day there though. That led to them talking about how they remodeled Howard's old studio for David but he doesn't use it, he uses the smaller, crappy studio instead. Howard has heard some stories about David Lee giving them some problems over there.
Howard took a call from a guy who told Dave that selling out to do the button pushing isn't going to lead to anything better. Dave said that's his opinion and it's fine. Howard then took a call from a phony Tom Chiusano which was a computer generated voice, probably coming from the back office. ''Tom'' said he misses Dave's brown skin and still wants to nail that brown ass of his. Whoever was working the voice was quick and had answers for the questions Howard and Robin were asking. There were a bunch of jokes about Dave smelling like Curry and things like that and the person repeated them a few times.
Howard said that Dave is kind of ''on the beach'' right now and hanging out, looking for new work. He said that Dave's movie ''Irritation'' is available for free at DeadAirDave.net for anyone who wants to see it. Dave thought Howard was going to get pissed at him because he did some filming in the old studio. Howard said he really doesn't care. Dave told Howard he loves his new channels and is addicted to them now. Fred played some more Indian music and Dave told him to turn that god damn music off.
Howard took one last call from a guy who told Dave that he didn't stand up for what he believes in so f-him and f-his video. Howard said that maybe Dave should have tried to get a better job somewhere but, like he said earlier, someone had to take that job of hitting the button. Dave said there were no other stations he wanted to work at though. He wanted to stay at K-Rock because every other station sucked. That led to the guys talking about how horrible the JackFM station is and how they're in last place.
Ralph called in and told Howard that Dave is a turncoat and doesn't deserve a show on Howard 100. Howard said that they should take some of the greatest comedy bits of all time and have Dave edit them. That would be a great show. Artie told him to take George Carlin's ''Seven Dirty Words'' bit and have him censor it so you just hear seven beeps. Ralph asked Dave to give them some ideas for the shows he wants to do. He pitched a couple but Howard said that he would rather have Dave do a cutting edge show while he sits and censors the shit out of it.
Howard took a few more phone calls and let a few people go off on Dave. One guy asked Howard who would take over for him if he had a stroke or something. Howard said no one would take over, but he's pretty sure he's not sure what would happen. The caller also asked him if he plans on signing on for five more years after this five years. Howard isn't sure what kind of shape he's going to be in by then. He said he may have to become a Wack Pack member if he ever had a stroke. He could call in as Stroke Victim Howie or something like that. He said the person who takes over for him could play a ''What's Howard Saying'' bit. He tried to play the Cliff Palette game CD but had some trouble getting it to work so he gave up a short time later and went to break.
Robin said she's asked for them to fix this problem about 3 or 4 times so far and it's not being fixed. She said she asks them to fix it after the show almost every day. Gary said that Howard was chipping away at something that was really nothing. Howard then started to chip away at Gary a little bit. Gary changed subjects and got back to talking about the cases of booze that they got.
Howard said that they haven't used the bar in the studio yet but they will eventually get to that. They will get to that kind of stuff eventually and they have guests who they may want to get drunk. Howard read that they got a bunch of listener submitted song parodies and he'd like to hear them. Gary said that they're going through a lot of that stuff and some of the songs aren't good enough to goof on or play on the air.
Artie mentioned Lisa G's name talking about how hot she is. Artie said she is pretty hot and he wants to bang one of those chicks on the Howard 100 News team. Howard wondered if the news team would cover their affair if Artie did bang her.
Howard got a copy of a book called ''Fuck this Book'' where they have pictures of signs where they put up the F-word. He said he's really not impressed by it and doesn't have any desire to interview the author. He said he gets a lot of stuff like that and he ends up giving Tim Sabean's business card to people who bug him about getting on his channels.
Artie was telling Howard that there are a lot of comedians out there who have wacky business cards. Howard understands that because comedians have to get booked at comedy clubs and stuff like that.
Howard read through some of the other junk that people send them over there. He had a video of something called Drinking with Steve where you watch a guy drinking on DVD. There was also some porn that came in so Howard mentioned some of the names. That led to Richard coming in to explain what some of them were. One name was ''ATM City'' and the ATM means Ass To Mouth. Howard wasn't aware of that. Gary asked Howard if he's ever had a woman do that for him. He said that's never happened but he did have a chick one time who he was doing doggy style and she pulled him out and shoved it in her ass.
Howard said he would like to have a woman suck him off after he does her vaginally. He said he's never had that so Gary and Artie said that's great. Artie told Howard that he's never had anal sex with a chick, ever. Howard told him that it would freak him out if he ever did. Howard said that he feels doody when he does that and things move around in there. Artie said that he can't even think about Dana taking a dump and can't stand to see the wet wipes in the bathroom.
Howard told Artie that Beth never takes a dump more than once a month or so. That's what he wants to believe anyway. He hasn't seen her go to the bathroom in 6 years and he doesn't want to. He told Artie that when having anal it feels like there's a fish in there. He said he thinks that he's been pushing a turd back while doing that. He also said he's come out of there dirty after doing that. He said he had to take a shower after doing it one time.
Artie told a story that a friend told him about Burt Reynolds. He said he heard that Burt was with a chick one time and she told him he was going to go take a dump. It grossed Burt out so much that he didn't have sex with another woman for at least 3 weeks.
Richard told Howard that he was with a chick one time and went to the bathroom after she was there. There was a huge log in the toilet and he never looked at her the same way again. Howard said that maybe she did that on purpose. Artie and Howard were goofing on him about that and how the chick probably just wanted to get rid of him.
Howard got on the subject of business cards again. The guys were talking about how they could just give people cards when people ask where to send stuff. Howard knows that they'll have some problems with the cards eventually and it's probably a bad idea.
Richard told Howard that this band Chicken Skin Duffle Bag sent in a horrible song about their move to satellite. He started to play the song and it was horrible but Howard said that they should call them and tell them that it's the greatest song ever and that they'll have to get them to open up for Metallica. They used the C-word and the F-word all over the song. Howard figured they were just too old to get into the song and maybe 14 year olds would be into it. He was just kidding and knows that no one is going to be into this song.
Howard took a call from a guy who told Howard how great SIRIUS is and brought up the New Year's Eve show that Howard called in on. He said that it was kind of a bummer when Gary was talking about his kids being in the car while he was talking to Howard. Gary said he was on the phone for a half hour and he was falling asleep so he had to get off the phone.
Howard had Paco practice calling Shade45 because he kept threatening to call them so he could hurt someone's feelings. Howard pretended to be one of the guys from Shade45 but Paco wasn't able to keep up with him. He eventually came around so Howard told him to go call Shade45 so he could hurt someone's feelings. Paco was still yelling with his strange New Mexico accent that he had.
Howard read through more of the porn titles he was going through earlier. He read through some titles like...
Howard pointed out that FOX news has a deal with XM satellite so maybe they should reveal that when they do a story that would benefit them. Yesterday Howard had an argument with Neil Cavuto from FOX news about Chaunce Hayden bad mouthing him and it's not clear that FOX could benefit from bad mouthing SIRIUS the way they were.
Howard wanted to talk to the guy who invented this Crystal deodorant that he's been using lately. He said that the stuff is great and he loves the roll-on version. Gary said they sent some of the stick deodorant but that's not what Howard wants. He said he really likes this stuff and it doesn't have any of the aluminum crap in it. He said he's afraid the company is going to go out of business and that's why he keeps mentioning it on the air.
Howard mentioned that there are a bunch of new shows on Howard Stern On Demand starting today. A few of those shows are...
The news about Sam Simon developing an radio sitcom for Howard 100 came up again. Howard said this will be their first sitcom on Howard 100. They will also have Danny Bonaduce in next week to do a week's worth of shows.
Beth didn't want to get into this discussion. She asked George Flowers from Howard 100 News to talk about it but he didn't want to go there either. Howard let George give them an update on what they have coming up on the Howard 100 News at noon. He said that they'll be doing a profile of MarksFriggin, a story about Kanye West and the thorny crown picture they talked about earlier in the show. George said they'll also be talking about Bubba the Love Sponge's problem with Howard 100 News and how he hasn't retu