Howard had Artie tell a story about how he failed to graduate from high school. Artie said he failed History and Algebra so he had to go to summer school. At the time they started summer school the 40 or so guys that failed were offered a special graduation. Only Artie and his buddy signed up for it though. By the end of summer school they had passing grades so they had to hold this special graduation for them. It turned out to be just Artie, his friend and their two mothers. The principal had to come off of vacation to do the ceremony and Artie said the guy looked really pissed that he had to be there that day.
Artie also told Howard about his previous drug and gambling problems he had when he was on ''Mad TV'' making $8000 an episode. He was losing money left and right and using coke so much that he was up for days at a time. Artie said the producers of the show and his manager eventually did an intervention and he ended up taking off. He got pulled over by the cops but ended up running and getting caught later when he took a swing at a cop. He had coke on him and an open bottle of Jack Daniels in his car at the time. They took him to jail and cuffed him to a gang member who turned out to be the nicest guy even though he was charged with killing someone. Artie said he lucked out when a Mexican guy recognized him from ''Mad TV'' and told the guards that he was famous. That way he wouldn't be put in the general population of the jail. He was put in his own cell thanks to that kid. Three days in jail and four months of rehab is what it took to get Artie off of coke. A few weeks later he got a call from Norm Macdonald to do the movie ''Dirty Work'' and the rest is history.
During the interview Ringo just wanted to get some plugs in for his album but Vinnie Favale kept asking dumb questions and inserting his own answers like he knew more than Ringo knows about himself. Ringo actually said he doesn't hate anyone but he was quickly learning how to the more Vinnie spoke.
Howard brought in another big fan of The Beatles, Andre. Andre is the guy who hits the delay button on Howard when he says something that might be considered ''dirty'' by the FCC. Howard was going to have a trivia contest between them but after a couple of questions Ringo was done with it. He just came in to promote his album and that's all he wanted to do. Howard kicked Andre out of the studio and wrapped up the interview a short time later. You can find out more about Ringo and his tour at RingoTour.com
Gary came in and told Howard that the guys were out in the green room with the door shut smokin' some weed before they came in. Howard spoke to the guys about what kind of pot they're into right now and they told him it's called ''Purple'' or something like that. Snoop told Howard that whenever they go to a radio station they smoke to ''mark their territory'' like a dog pissing on a fire hydrant.
Snoop also talked to Howard about his pimping and how he keeps in touch with his ''bitches'' through the internet also. He said since he can't hit them with his shoe, like he's said in the past, he said he has to hit them with some megahertz instead.
Howard brought in a drug counselor to see if he could talk to the guys about their pot smoking but it was a pointless conversation. Even the drug counselor knew that he couldn't stop these guys from smoking. He told them that they're looked up to by young kids and maybe they shouldn't be doing it but Snoop made a good point. He told the guy that he's not responsible for raising other people's kids so it ain't his problem. He said he chooses not to smoke in front of his own kids but he knows he won't be able to control them once they get old enough.
Snoop's 77 year old uncle Junebug was also there. Uncle Junebug said that he smokes pot with Snoop once in a while and he's been smoking since he was about 3 or 4 years old. Snoop said he started when he was about 16 and he didn't like it back then.
Howard ended up talking to the guys in Tha Eastsidaz about their lives in gangs and in jail among other things. One of the guys has been in a gang since he was 9 years old. A couple of Tha Eastsidaz have been to jail and even been shot so Howard talked to them about that for a little while also. One guy told Howard how he can make a weapon with just about anything. He said he can even make a gun out of a magazine with zippers and buttons as shrapnel.
Snoop was also promoting his new clothing line that's available in stores now and he's even got sneakers called Fizzles coming out. You can find out about all of that at his web site SnoopDoggRadio.com. You can also visit Eastsidaz.com for more info on those guys.
Howard played a clip from the new CD and took a couple of quick phone calls as he wrapped up the segment.
Howard told Brian he has two words for him... ''JFK Jr.'' Brian just laughed. A phone caller asked Brian if he'd take Nicolino's bra ball with him up there.
Brian said that he's visited the Russians and they've even brought him up in a fighter jet to 80,000 feet. He thinks he's prepared to do all of this.
We also found out that Brian met a Russian woman through the internet and he may eventually get together with her. That may change his plans on how many times he'll go up in this rocket of his.
A former NASA weather forecaster told this guy that the upper-level winds will effect his flight and he may not have planned for that. Brian seems to know what he's talking about and he does have plans for that kind of stuff. If you'd like to check it out for yourself just visit Brian's web site RocketGuy.com.
Beetlejuice was hilarious as usual just saying things that made no sense at all to anyone.
Bill asked about President Bush's ''Star Wars'' missile defense and Beetlejuice said he liked that movie. Once again, Daniel Carver was the only one competent enough to answer the question with any type of understanding.
Howard wrapped up the segment after only 15 minutes. He said that Bill looked more disturbed by the whole thing than he's ever looked before. Howard congratulated all of the guests on the job they did answering the questions. He also let everyone give their plugs. Slow Adam has his own web site at SlowAdam.com. Sal the Stockbroker designed it for him so expect some weird, funny stuff to be there. Stuttering John said the one picture they have there has a caption of ''Slow Adam's Limo'' and it's a picture of a wheelchair. Beetlejuice (JollyDwarf.com) will be in the movie ''Bubble Boy'' which is coming out very soon. Bill Maher is in town shooting a special week's worth of ''Politically Incorrect'' concentrating on the mafia. And last but not least, Daniel Carver said you can get his 80 page catalog by sending $3 to him at:
PO Box 446
Oakwood, GA 30566
Hank the Dwarf and Beetlejuice were both supposed to be in the ''Politically Incorrect'' segment this morning but the two of them got in a fight in the hall. Howard had tape of the argument that went on between the two of them and they both yelled at each other for a few minutes. Hank even ended up using the ''N-word'' as Howard put it. Beetlejuice sounded like he was ready to rip Hank's head off.
Howard wanted to find out what this was all about so he brought Beetlejuice back in the studio and he was yelling at Gary for some reason. He was still upset about the whole thing. Howard said he thought the two of them were friends but it's obvious now they're not. It seems to be an ego thing. They've both been in movies and they think they're big stars. They may just be jealous of each other or something. Beetle sounded like he was still ready to fight Hank right then and there but Howard wouldn't let that happen.
Howard eventually found out that Beetlejuice once threw a cake on Hank at a hotel room they were in. The reason he did it wasn't all that clear though. KC said that it all started after Hank insulted Beetlejuice's mother one time but Hank said he never did that.
As Howard was trying to wrap things up we found out that Beetle is working on a book. When asked what the title is going to be he said something like ''Topigoobie'' or something like that. He said that the book will be out on Wednesday. Comedian Craig Gass goofed on him about that for a couple of minutes doing his ''W.C. Fields/Edward G. Robinson'' impression. Howard had to end all of that fun to take a break so he gave each of them a plug and went to break. You can find out more about the two of them at:
Howard asked how Scott Weiland's 7 month old baby is doing and of course how his hot wife is. Scott said that's all going great. He's not sure if he's going to have the whole family on tour with him though. He said it's tough to have them all along for the ride because he has so many commitments to promote the shows and stuff that he doesn't have time for the family. Scott said that it's kept him out of the drugs that he was using though. He's staying in shape, dieting and having sex to keep away from the drugs. Howard said Scott looks pretty good these days too. The whole band looks good but Scott said that Dean is staying thin by just using cocaine.
A bunch of STP fans showed up at the station crying to get in this morning. A couple of the young women that showed up were crying in the hall. When they came in though, they'd stopped because they were in shock. Howard asked one of them if she'd have sex with the band. When she said it wasn't about that, it was about the music, he kicked her out. He did it just to get her to cry. She did end up crying so Howard brought her back in. Scott went over and hugged her to make her feel better. Robin wondered out loud when Howard would be arrested for doing stuff like that.
A couple of other fans were allowed in including a 20 year old and her 50 year old father. Shannon the intern also came in. As Shannon walked in Gary started to say ''look at the cans...'' but stopped himself. He figured he shouldn't talk like that to a current intern.
Howard also got to meet Erik the drummer's girlfriend real quick. She was pretty hot according to Howard. He asked them about how they met but they didn't have all that much to say. Howard then moved on and had the band perform their new song ''Days of the Week''. When they were done Robin said the crying girl was crying during their performance. She said it was because she'd never been that close to the band before.
Howard said the only problem he had with the song was that it was way too short. He said when they were done he wanted it to start over again. He had to wrap things up shortly after that. He took a couple of phone calls, plugged the new album and said that STP will be on MTV's TRL later this afternoon.
Scott the Engineer had mentioned that he wasn't able to get tickets to the DFP show that STP will be playing at. Howard found that hard to believe. During a break Howard was able to get two tickets from one of the E! crew. Howard talked about how all of the people at the station treat Scott like crap. He works there and he wasn't able to get tickets and that just wasn't right. He said he asked Tom Chiusano's secretary and she told him ''No Tickets'' were available at all. Howard felt bad for him and helped him out. Scott felt really bad because his son really wanted to go. A short time after this came up Tom Chiusano called in and said that Scott was full of it and they never told him he'd never get tickets. Scott and Tom argued for a few minutes until Howard stopped them. Crazy Cabbie also called in and said that Scott was right. He said he's had a tough time with getting tickets before and backed up what Scott was complaining about. Cabbie also announced that he and ''The Cane Show'' are moving to afternoons tomorrow. They used to be on 6-10 but they're moving to the 2-6 time slot. It's a big deal for them and Cabbie said they have something big planned when they broadcast from the MTV store tomorrow.
|How many sides does a rectangle have?||Y||Maybe 3..||Incorrect|
|Finish this famous quote ''Give me liberty or give me...''||N||Hope||Incorrect|
|What country was Hitler from?||N||Germany||Correct|
|What country was Napoleon from?||N||England||Incorrect|
|What is frozen water called?||Y||Ice||Correct|
|Where was J.F.K. Shot?||Florida||Incorrect|
|Name 2 of the Beatles.||Paul and ?||Correct|
|How many kids is triplets?||Two||Incorrect|
|Who is Batman's sidekick?||Robin||Correct|
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Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) came in to wish Howard a happy birthday. Sylvester Stallone called in. (Snipped)
Howard tried to find out what she knew about this 666 crap but, once again, she just rambled and couldn't form a single thought about it. It got even stranger when Howard took some phone calls. They were just as mental as this girl was. He had to hang up on a couple of them because they were making as much sense as she was.
Sophia told Howard that she just wanted to have a one on one meeting with him but there was no way he was going for that. Then as Howard was trying to get rid of her she said she really, really needs to meet with Ozzy Osbourne. Howard told her to get back on her medication and then maybe she could get to Ozzy. He told her he couldn't help her out with that.
KC came in and said that she might be the perfect girl for High Pitch Erik. Howard said that she could come back tomorrow to meet Erik. She then started rambling again about 666. Howard had to have KC drag her out of the studio because she couldn't take the hint that he was done with her.
During the whole segment Ron Zimmerman was making funny comments about this being like a ''Star Trek'' episode and other stuff. Howard said that Ron just ''fueled the fire'' with the girl and it made her more mental. It was funny but even more disturbing to hear this woman.