Howard said at 8am this morning Timothy McVeigh will be put to death so they should have a ''moment of noise'' for him. Fred played some celebration music in the background as Howard said this. He said that people never remember the victims in these crimes, we'll just remember the baby faced guy who blew up a building in Oklahoma City. Howard and Robin discussed the whole lethal injection thing and how it works. They both had different ideas about how exactly it worked though. Howard thought that the 3 injections they give the guy work on different parts of the body. He said one paralyzes him and another does something else and the final one kills him. Robin said that she read that each one of the injections are killers, they just use 3 to make sure he's dead. A caller tried to explain the whole thing to Howard but it didn't make any more sense than Howard's explanation. Another caller said that capital punishment isn't right and we shouldn't be killing this guy because it won't bring back the victims. Gary asked the guy if we should spend billions of dollars trying to rehabilitate him. The guy said we just need to throw him in a small cell with no cable TV and not spend money on him. Howard said that it may not be right but there has to be some kind of deterrent to stop others from killing. Howard asked the guy what might happen if we kept McVeigh around and he somehow escaped and did something like this again. It probably wouldn't happen but it's possible. Howard thinks we need to execute him in public so more people will see what happens to you when you get the death penalty. Another caller asked this caller if he's gay and he thinks he has a chance to go down on McVeigh or something and that's why he wants to keep him alive. They argued for a few seconds before Howard took a break.
After straightening out a microphone problem with Dan the farter Howard took a phone call from one of the Oklahoma City bombing victim's family members. He was saying how the guy that called in earlier has no idea what it's like to lose a family member to someone and if he did, he'd be for the death penalty. Another caller said we shouldn't kill McVeigh, we should torture him over the next 20 years or so. We don't do that in this country though. Howard spent a few more minutes on this subject before getting to the contest.
Howard introduced Kendra Jade, High Pitch Erik and all of the others. Erik looked tired so Howard asked him why that was. He said he was just tired because he was hanging out with Hank the Dwarf on Saturday night down in Atlantic City. Bridget the Midget also spoke to Howard for a minute. Kendra Jade, Dan the Farter and Beetlejuice were also there. Howard talked to Beet about what he's been up to and we got a lot of ''Huh?'' and ''Me!?'' from him when anyone would ask him a question.
Howard also introduced each of the contestants before starting the game. They included:
At around 7:45 Howard checked out what was going on up in the room and said that Kendra Jade was in a bikini. Most of the people chose extremities like ankles and arms to hold on to. Howard said he's put his hand on her stomach since no one is allowed to touch breasts or private parts.
Howard had been talking about how Nicolas Cage is now dating Lisa Marie Presley. Howard thinks it's kind of weird because Cage is an Elvis freak. He collects Elvis memorabilia and now he has the ultimate Elvis memorabilia, his daughter.
They went on to talk about the musicians which included everyone from The Beatles to Metallica. Jon said that people are very vocal about musicians more so than with the TV shows. He said he mentioned something about Rush ''Jumping the Shark'' on the site and he's still getting e-mail about that one.
Vinnie Favale from CBS was sitting in this morning and he kept trying to argue that The Beatles never jumped the shark. Both Howard and Jon argued that they did jump when John and Paul got married and their wives started ruining them. Vinnie loves The Beatles so he wouldn't accept any of their arguments.
Howard played some Kathie Lee Gifford music and said she hasn't ''jumped the shark'' yet. She hasn't gotten any worse than she was in the beginning... it sucks just as much now as it did then. Jon said that a lot of people argue that Jimi Hendrix never jumped but after he died other people made the jump for him by putting out all of his unreleased crap. Howard thinks that Metallica never ''jumped'' and they're still putting out top rate stuff. That's questionable though. Gary said he thinks they've become ''soft'' lately. You can check all of this stuff out for yourself at JumpTheShark.com or RollingStone.com
Vinnie Favale from CBS was hanging out with Howard this morning and apparently he has a crush on Amber. Howard said Vinnie hung out with her at a CBS party and even went to Scores with her. Gary came in and said that Vinnie was hanging around her in the green room and he was feeling sorry for her because she was tired. He even offered to put her in his office if she needs to crash for a little while. Howard thinks it's a crush but Vinnie said she's just a nice person he likes to talk to... plus, he's married.
Howard quickly looked at the pictures in ''Stuff'' and commented on them. He said it looks like she's got a C-cup but she claims it's only a B. It's probably because she's 5'6'' tall and only weighs a little over 100 pounds so they look bigger than they really are. Howard also said she's got great abs and a belly button ring.
Amber denied rumors that she was seen making out with Colby from ''Survivor 2'' and she pointed out she has a boyfriend.
Howard played a song that the cousin of contestant Rodger put out a couple of months back. Amber had never heard the song. Howard ended up singing his own lyrics to the music about Amber which was much better than the cousin's stuff.
Jon Hein from JumpTheShark.com asked Amber if she thinks the Survivor series has ''Jumped the Shark'' yet. She said she thinks that after another season the show may not be able to get enough contestants that are much different than the ones that have been on. She thinks it might ''jump'' after the next season but she's not sure about that. Some people think that it jumped the second season because all of the contestants are just on the show for the fame. Amber said she doesn't think that's quite true because they were being cast while the first season was still running so they didn't know how big it would actually be.
Howard asked Amber about shaving her ''bush'' before she went to Australia. Amber said she shaved it down completely before she went but after 33 days there it had grown to much more than she'd ever want. She said that was one reason she brought shorts with her down there. She also said her armpit hair was growing at an uncomfortable rate.
A few minutes before Amber had to leave Howard showed her the contestants from the GoldenPalace.com ''Put Your Mitts On A Misfit'' million dollar giveaway. Beetlejuice was the misfit laying on the table with all 5 contestants hands on him. One of the contestants said that the other 4 were starting to look a little weak but he was ready to keep going. Vinnie Favale had Howard ask Beetlejuice if he thinks he can win the million (even though he's not playing). Of course Beetlejuice said ''Sure!'' when he was asked. At this point the contestants had only been playing for an hour and 40 minutes or so.
After Amber was gone Howard spent a few minutes listening to Vinnie argue why Ringo Starr was a great drummer. He had a lot of arguments about why he was so good including how he could keep his tempo perfectly and the fact that he was the only Beatle to marry a hot chick.
Howard said that Vinnie was all over Amber as she was leaving. He thinks that Vinnie may have impregnated her as she was leaving. Howard said Amber was all over him too. He said she was fluffing his hair and talking to him for a few minutes before she ran off to do other shows.
A phone caller wondered how KC did betting on the big horse race this weekend. KC came in and said he thought he was going to do well when he picked the winner of the race. He didn't pick the second place winner so he ended up losing about $400 or so. His excuse for blowing the money and not caring was that he didn't have money before he bet and he still doesn't have money. But the $400 could have gone to pay some bills. Howard told him he's got a major gambling problem and he needs to do something about it. He's lost his electricity at least one time and it'll probably happen again if he keeps this stuff up.
Howard said he doesn't think anyone will last past 2 days while some people think they'll last all week long. Gary said that there's one ''heavy'' guy who can't possibly last that long standing there. Howard predicts that at least one person will have dropped out by tomorrow morning.
Gary told Howard that Maurizio was a very talkative guy and he might be annoying some of the other contestants. Howard spent a couple of minutes talking to him before taking a break. After the break Howard came back to talk to the rest of them.
The guy who dropped out, Robert, came in the studio to talk to Howard. Robert said he had enough of Dan the Farter's farting. He also said he was really sleepy because he didn't get any sleep on Sunday night because of the excitement around this whole thing. He was Howard's favorite because he's a truck driver and he should be used to staying up for long hours of boring stuff. Howard is now leaning toward the lesbian chick, Michelle. Howard spoke to her for a couple of minutes about how she's going to do. She said she's in pain but she's going to do what she can to stay in the game. They've been standing on their feet since yesterday morning. They get a 15 minute break every 3 hours or so. She said she's been eating pizza and cookies for the past 24 hours. Tonight they get Chinese food. Howard asked that Tom Chiusano get them some real catered food instead of the crap he's feeding them. Howard thinks Tom is just trying to save money. Michelle actually said the pizza is quick and easy to eat and it gives her energy so it's not that bad. Someone asked for fresh fruit and fish.
Bill, another contestant, said the pizza was fine with him too. He told Howard that Maurizio and Michelle go at each other verbally sometimes and the other guy, William, eggs them on. It sounds pretty entertaining. Michelle was telling Howard about some of the stuff Maurizio talks about like how some rape charges are too harsh. He doesn't think a guy deserves to be sentenced to 15 years for raping someone. He asks ''is he that bad of a guy?'' if he rapes someone. One of the other guys served on a jury in a rape case which got the discussion going.
Gary said that some people think Maurizio is just an annoying talker while others think he's doing the talking just to annoy the others so they give up and leave. Howard said he may be a mad genius. Maurizio said he's not though.
Howard talked to William who said he's got some pain in his feet but he's sticking it out. Howard thought that he'd be out pretty quick because he's a heavier guy than the rest.
Howard also spoke to Dan the Farter for a few seconds before leaving the contestants to stand there for a while longer.
Robin said she's picking Bill or William to win this thing.
Howard spoke to Ken a little bit about what he's thinking of doing with his kayak. He wants to jump out of a helicopter 1000 feet into the ocean. He says it's very dangerous and he could possibly die. He doesn't have much of a plan though. He wanted to do a pay-per-view or something like that but he hasn't found anyone to take it on yet. He also talked about where he'll be practicing his kayaking in something called Hells Gate which is supposedly dangerous but Howard knew nothing about it so he didn't really care.
Ken's fiance, Natasha, took off her clothing and her bra so Howard could check out her 29 year old breasts. Howard said she came in just in time before she turns 30. He said she was pretty firm for a 29 year old though. He was ready to wrap up the interview when Gary told him to go to the ''Mitts on a Misfit'' room.
Beetlejuice was the current ''Misfit'' on the table and apparently he was very upset. Beet played it off but Gary said he really didn't want to get on the table and there were actually tears coming out of his eyes. Howard tried to find out what it was all about but Beetle said that it was all fake. He called the tears ''water'' that just happened to come out of his eyes. He said he was just doing it for no reason, he wasn't actually upset. He was putting on a show. Gary said he was really getting belligerent with the guys up there but he stopped when Howard spoke to him. Howard told him to hang in there because these people need him to win their money.
The fact that Gene has slept with over 3000 women also came up. Gene explained how he doesn't mess around with the B.S. of trying to sweet talk a woman. He just talks to her honestly and if he finds one attractive, he'll tell her that right off. Howard thought of the relationships as one night stands but Gene doesn't see it that way.
Gene was in to promote a few things including his autobiography which will be out in the fall and a KISS box set that will cost about $250. The main thing he was promoting was a new KISS casket! He said he'll be at the Jacob Javits Convention Center tomorrow from 10am to 3pm promoting this thing. It's a full sized actual casket that will cost you about $4500. It's waterproof so it can also be used as a cooler in your house. So you can enjoy it while you're alive and dead. Of course it has KISS stuff all over it.
Howard took a couple of quick phone calls from people and then let Gene talk about how KISS has come close to beating the Beatles in sales and attendance records. He said they've actually beaten The Beatles in some attendance records. Craig's ''Gene'' said they beat the ''Most Anal'' record and they actually invented anal sex because the band was getting tired of vagina. ''Gene'' also joked that on KISSOnline.com you'll soon see a ''Cash-Cam'' where you can watch Gene count your money. Of course you'll have to pay to see him counting your money. The real Gene laughed at that whole idea.
Someone on the phone asked Gene if he's ever banged any famous chicks like Pamela Anderson. He started to talk about Pam when ''Gene'' interrupted and said that he'd banged Betty Crocker. The real Gene just said ''I give up.'' Another caller said he'd been to 13 KISS shows. ''Gene'' interrupted again and said that KISS' first fan was Eleanor Roosevelt.
Chaunce Hayden called in and tried to tell a story about going to Scores with Gene but Gene said it wasn't true. Chaunce said that he and Gene compared tongues and Gene lost to him, threw down his non-alcoholic drink and ran out when he lost. Gene swore on his children that he's never done anything like that in his life.
The other reason Gene was in was to promote a band called The Rosenbergs. One of the guys from the band was there to tell a story about how a web site tried to have their band sign a 23 page contract that would have made them almost slaves. They wanted their first 6 records and a bunch of other stuff. Gene was there to warn other bands to be careful with stuff like this. He said there's nothing like having a real record company behind you to give you an advance and to distribute your records. Howard spent a short time talking to that guy and then wrapped things up after bringing in a couple of Gene's fans. Two women came in dressed up as KISS members and said they'd like to have sex with Gene. Gene just told them about his new KISS casket and how they could use it as a cooler.
Howard quickly played a game of Rock and Roll Jeopardy with Hank and Mark. Hank has beaten two other people in the game including Gary and John the Stutterer. Howard ripped through 20-some questions and neither Hank or Mark were doing very well. Hank didn't seem to be his usual drunken genius self. Mark said he's not up on the classic rock stuff, he's more into the '80's stuff. By the end of the game Hank had about 5 more correct answers than Mark did so he won once again.
Howard then brought in a couple of interns who had gotten all dressed up for Mark. After checking out Shannon and Angela Howard told Mark that he's more than made up for losing to a drunken dwarf. Shannon also shared a story about how her mother used to hang out with Gene Simmons of KISS and Ozzy Osbourne when she was younger. Shannon said her mother says she wasn't a groupie though, she just hung out with them.
Howard took a bunch of quick phone calls for Mark. A majority of the callers asked Mark about dating Maya and what kind of sex he had with her. He said he never did anal with her but he did say that he slept with her well over 10 times.
Howard also had notes on Mark that said he's in some kind of war with a guy by the name of Matt Zane but Mark said he had no idea what he was talking about. He said ''it's all about love'' and he has no battles to speak of.
Howard took a break and came back so Sugar Ray could perform their new song ''When It's Over'' that's on their new self-titled album ''Sugar Ray''. Mark told Howard that the song is about relationships and that old cliche ''you don't know what you've got until it's gone.'' Howard wondered if it was about his ex-girlfriend Maya. Mark played along and said that of course it is and he'll even put her name in it when he sings it.
Craig Gass said a friend of his in the music industry told him a story about Mark going through a bunch of girls who were standing outside of his tour bus one time. He said that Mark picks and chooses which girls can stay and which have to go but Mark denied it saying it was an urban legend. The rest of the band stayed quiet about it. Howard then had them perform their song after introducing each of the members.
After performing that song Howard said he read a rumor that Mark enjoys golden showers (women peeing on him) but Mark said he's never tried that. He said he'd be willing to try it but he honestly hasn't done that yet. It was just an internet rumor according to Mark.
Howard took a phone call from a guy who said that everyone keeps talking about how good looking Mark is but he has giant nostrils. Mark said it's true and as a child other kids called him ''pig nose''. Hank came to Mark's defense and said that the caller's mother probably looks like a pig. Craig Gass came to life with his W.C. Fields/Edward G. Robinson impression as he egged Hank on to yell at the callers more. That continued through the rest of the interview every time Hank would say something. Craig would say ''Yeah, see.. yeah, yeah'' and rile up Hank a little more.
Howard interrupted the whole thing at one point because Beetlejuice was out in the hall crying. Howard heard that Beet was upset about the whole million dollar contest and he thought that he was going to win or something. Beet didn't want to even talk about it, he just wanted to leave. He was tired and didn't care about anything. He said no one was telling him anything and he didn't care. Howard tried to calm him down and get him to stay but he refused. Howard told him it was okay if he wanted to leave and go home to get some sleep. He told Beetle that he loves him and wouldn't want to upset him or want him to hate them for any reason. Mark McGrath and the band even agreed to sing ''Every Morning'' and throw Beetlejuice's name in there to cheer him up. Beet stuck around in a piss-poor mood as they did that. During the song Mark mentioned Beet's name and even asked him if he was feeling better. Beetle must have shook his tiny, giant tooth filled, head back and forth because Mark said ''no?'' after asking. He used Beetle's name about 20 times during the song but Beet was still sounded down after the song. Howard wrapped things up shortly after that.
Michelle's partner, Lori called in to check on Michelle's condition. Michelle said she's doing fine. Howard also found out that Michelle and Lori are raising a couple of kids together. He spoke to Michelle about that real quick before moving on to do other stuff.
Gary came in and reported that ''Fear Factor'' came in first in it's time slot last night but not by much. A short time later Vinnie Favale, who works for CBS, called in and said that you have to wait for the second week when the show isn't hyped that much to see how it does. Vinnie said he tuned out half way through it because it wasn't that great. Howard thinks that he's just such a ''CBS'' guy that he can't say an NBC show is any good. He denies that but he went on to say how great ''Jackass'' is compared to ''Fear Factor''. Then Gary pointed out that ''Jackass'' is another Viacom (CBS) owned show so he likes to promote that stuff.
Howard predicts that William will be the next to pass out because he was swaying back and forth. Maurizio was still in it and he didn't seem as tired as the rest. He sounded very awake and more alert than the others. He even said he wasn't bored. Howard told him he was like a bull. Maurizio is still on his toes mentally. Howard asked him a math question and he was able to do a math problem really quick. Howard asked the two Bill's and neither one thinks that they can make it two more days. Maurizio says he can do it. Even while they have their hands on High Pitch Erik this morning. Big, fat, pimple-assed High Pitch Erik.
Howard took a phone call from a guy who thinks Maurizio might be taking cocaine to keep himself up all this time. Howard just laughed at that idea.
Beetlejuice was in to talk about the movie. Howard was thinking that he might actually be in a possible hit movie. Beetlejuice was even working on his acceptance speech just in case he wins an award some day. He plans to say ''Thank you, thank you very much.''
Howard moved on to talk about Crazy Cabbie (it's been a while). Howard said that he's convinced Cabbie is psychotic. He got a call from Cabbie yesterday and he didn't feel like talking to him. He ended up getting an e-mail instead. He read that on the air and pointed out how Cabbie is making Howard feel guilty for not talking to him. Cabbie says he wants to hang with Howard but he doesn't think he's in Howard's ''league''. Howard said he's a busy guy and he can't, and doesn't really want to hang with the guy. Howard thinks Cabbie is taking it really hard for no reason. Robin described him as being one of those guys who just won't take no for an answer from a woman he really likes.
Gary said Cabbie called him also so he's thinking that Cabbie might have just been going through a thing where he just needed to talk to someone. Robin thinks it might be leading up to something that we've seen before with Cabbie. She was talking about the whole drug addiction thing of course.
Howard got off that subject and took a phone call. The guy asked what was up with Beetlejuice crying yesterday. Gary said his manager said that Beet is diabetic and he was just going through a tough time yesterday. The caller also asked why Robin is in the separate booth in the studio. Howard started to say that it was the program director who thought they talked too much and they separated them. That was from his movie though. He then had to be corrected and said that it's because Robin is always working on her news stuff making noise. So they put her in a booth so the noise wouldn't be in the studio with Howard. Simple as that.
Beetlejuice became the subject once again. His manager Sean came in to talk about the movie. He said that Beet actually has hundreds of quick lines that may have been cut out. He's also going to be in ''Scary Movie 2'' which comes out July 4. ''Bubble Boy'' comes out in August.
We also learned that Sean was once arrested because he was impersonating a cop when he called Howard's radio station a few years back. He got like 30 days jail time because of that. KC came in and said that Sean was also caught betting on his own basketball team when he played in college. He bet for the team but he wasn't really positive about that. He ended up getting caught and lost his 4 year scholarship.
Sean also explained Beetle's crying a little more. He said he actually fell asleep on the table during the ''Mitts on a Misfit'' contest, woke up, thought he'd been asleep for 3 days and thought he'd won the million bucks himself. Sean said he explained it all to him and he was now okay with it. Beetle said he didn't have a clue as to what Sean was talking about though.
Howard took a phone call from a guy who wondered if Beetlejuice is retarded or something. Beet got pissed when he heard that and told the guy he'd slap his face if he said that to him. He says he went to college for four years, he's no retard.
The next intern up was Tara who was an intern back in 1994 or so. Tara went and worked for WNBC in New York for a while, moved out to California and now worked for KNBC and now she's a field producer for Access Hollywood. She actually broke the story about Robert Downey Jr. Having the Wonder Woman outfit in his room when he got busted for drugs not that long ago.
Next up was crazy Zach who ran into the studio naked on his next to last day of work. He had to be fired because of that stunt and he did an interview on Extra and came of as a dick. He said he didn't say anything bad about anyone but he came off that way in the interview. He went to work for Kenny Kramer for a while and now he's working on his stand-up comedy career in California. He'll be appearing at The Comedy Store on the Sunset Strip June 23. Check out ZachWaldman.com for more info.
Gay Rich called in quickly and said he's worked for Carnie Wilson, Maurey Povich and now he's working for a P.R. firm. He told Howard he wants to date Crazy Cabbie so he can win some liposuction to get rid of his stomach pouch. Howard had to get through these interviews quickly because he had Ted Nugent waiting in the wings.
Mikey Stein was up next. He worked for the show 11 years ago. He told some stories about Stuttering John and Gary and said that he's doing well making a six figure salary doing whatever he's doing.
Finally, Gambling Dan called in. He blew his college tuition betting away his money. He went on to be a production assistant on Howard's movie ''Private Parts''. He then got more and more jobs in the movie industry and he's now an Assistant Director! He's working with all the big movies and movie stars like Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Matt Damon and Julia Roberts. He said that Clooney and Pitt really like Howard's show. Pitt is petrified of doing the show though. He thinks that Howard will bury him or something. Dan's also got a hot model girlfriend who you can see at GettingIntoShowBiz.com. Howard saw her and couldn't believe it. Gambling Dan wrapped up his call saying that Martin Lawrence really is the biggest dick in Hollywood. He said all the stories you read about him are true.
Howard brought up how the Make A Wish Foundation used to let kids go on hunting trips with Ted but lately they've refused do grant those wishes. Ted thinks that it's ridiculous to not grant a dying kid's wish to hunt if that's what the kid wants to do. He has his own Ted Nugent Camp that kids can go to instead. You can find out more about that and everything else about Ted at his web site TedNugent.com. He's touring with Deep Purple and Lynard Skynard this year also.
Howard spoke to each of the 3 remaining guys and they seemed to be doing okay. Later in the show, around 9:30 the wobbling Bill told everyone he had to drop out because his feet hurt too bad. So there were two remaining after that. Maurizio and the other Bill. Maurizio seems to be holding up the best. He says his feet are holding out just fine.
Gary came in and read part of the letter that this guy wrote to the show about his sister. In it he said something about how they wanted to have kids together but they can't. Then the sister says that she's got 3 kids but they're not with her brother. He's their uncle! That's one of the reasons she wants the implants. She thinks they sag after having the 3 kids and wants them lifted.
The sister says that she now has to drive home 2 and a half hours with her brother and he's no longer going to be allowed in her home. She said he's not even going to be ''Uncle Alex'' anymore.
Alex stuck with his story for a little while but eventually admitted he did it all just to get on the show. He gave a few shout-outs to his buddies at Airborne Express in Pottstown, Pennsylvania.
Howard did have the sister take down her top so he could see just how bad the breasts were. He and Gary both agreed that they're fine and she could dance with them just the way they are.
After Howard was interrupted with the news of Bill dropping out of the ''Mitts on a Misfit'' game he had to wrap up the phony incest thing. The brother was way too annoying and unfunny to keep it going.
Howard was also talking about how wacky the phony incestuous brother and sister were on the show yesterday. He gave a quick synopsis about how they came in to talk about having sex with each other but it turned out the guy had lied about the whole thing and the sister didn't even know why she was there until Gary told her. She wanted to get on the air to deny the story once she found out. The whole thing was crazy.
Gary told Howard that Tom Chiusano won the pool they had on the number of hours the ''Mitts on a Misfit'' contest would last. It went about 61 hours and Tom was the lucky person to have that time in the pool. Everyone was upset about that.
Howard took a couple of phone calls before getting to the big moment. One caller asked Howard what his favorite ''drug movie'' was. Howard thought about it for a minute and said ''Scarface'' was the best one. Then the guy asked Howard what his favorite drug was. Howard immediately said quaaludes. He and AJ then spent a few minutes talking about the drug and Howard's experiences with it. He also talked about all of the other drugs he's tried in his life and how ''empty'' the whole experience is. He thinks that it all comes out of boredom. He also thinks that all drugs should be legalized.
Howard and AJ swapped stories about Kylie Bax and how she can use someone to get herself on camera. That seems to be how she's gotten famous and Howard didn't want anything to do with it when he was able to get her phone number.
At around 6:45 Howard finally got around to having the people from GoldenPalace.com present the winner of the ''Put Your Mitts on a Misfit'' with their $1 million check. Howard had the two finalists come in and it looked like Maurizio was in the best shape. Bill, the other guy, was limping so Howard figured he'd lost. He was wrong! Bill Charles Farner was the million dollar winner. Maurizio had apparently started to hallucinate near the end and he stuck gum in his ears to block out some noise! Howard checked out the final moments of the contest on his TV monitor. Maurizio took both hands off to do the gum thing and he didn't even realize what he'd done because he was so out of it. Bill told Howard he was ready to give up near the end but he was able to stick it out through all of the pain in his feet.
Howard even had audio from right after the event and Maurizio was all upset that they wanted him back this morning. He got about 6 hours of sleep after being on his feet for 61 hours and 30 minutes.
Gary said that one of the E! guys told him he thought for sure Maurizio would win this thing because he was doing so well. Howard congratulated Bill on his win and Fred from GoldenPalace.com came in and gave him his check. Bill is the guy who has been divorced twice now and neither one will be able to get a hold of any of this money. He's retired from the military and works as a custodian part time.
Gary thanked everyone that was involved in the contest including the ''misfits'' and Jodi from K-Rock who set the whole thing up. He also thanked GoldenPalace.com who have supported them a couple of times including the big Las Vegas bet they had placed a couple of months ago.
Dominic Barbara called in and said he wants to represent this guy and sue Ted over the comments he's made about Boscar in the media. He thinks if they sue Ted Nugent they can do very well.
Howard moved on to talk about some trivia he'd read in a book. He said it was fascinating to find out that a 21 gun salute is taken from the year 1776. If you add up 1, 7, 7, and 6 you get 21. That's where that whole thing comes from.He had a bunch of other quick trivia bits that he went through to kill some time.
A phone caller brought up AJ Benza's hair and how it's thinning. He wondered if AJ is going to do anything about it. That led to a whole discussion about thinning hair and how his balding head was shown prominently on his new TV show. Howard and Robin said it was like they were interviewing the back of his head during the whole interview with Luther Vandross. AJ said he's going to wait a couple of years and see what happens. He might just end up shaving it or getting a crew cut. He says he doesn't want to take any hair growing drugs because he's heard that some of them take away your sex drive and he doesn't want any part of that.
Another phone caller asked AJ why he's even on the show. The caller says that AJ is boring and he wants to turn the show off whenever he's on. AJ says he's on because ''the boss'' (Howard) wants him on. Howard told the caller he thinks AJ is interesting and he has him in once in a while. The caller then demanded that Howard get Jackie back on the show. Howard just said ''Why? I don't need him!'' and went to break a few seconds later.
Howard only spent about 5 minutes talking to the guy because it's such a ridiculous thing. He gave his web site a plug before he got off the phone. NicolinosBraBall.com
Howard told Brian he has two words for him... ''JFK Jr.'' Brian just laughed. A phone caller asked Brian if he'd take Nicolino's bra ball with him up there.
Brian said that he's visited the Russians and they've even brought him up in a fighter jet to 80,000 feet. He thinks he's prepared to do all of this.
We also found out that Brian met a Russian woman through the internet and he may eventually get together with her. That may change his plans on how many times he'll go up in this rocket of his.
A former NASA weather forecaster told this guy that the upper-level winds will effect his flight and he may not have planned for that. Brian seems to know what he's talking about and he does have plans for that kind of stuff. If you'd like to check it out for yourself just visit Brian's web site RocketGuy.com.
Howard and the rest of the guys were trying to figure out who would be getting the first dance from Shannon. Howard said he didn't want to go first for some reason. Stuttering John said he'd go first. Howard decided he'd go last. Benjy probably won't even be allowed to get a dance from her even though he claims to be good friends with her. He said he knows her better than anyone but Howard said that doesn't matter one bit.
Stuttering John said that there's a new trend at Scores... real breasts, not implants. He said that it's great and Lonnie has done a great job of picking the latest batch of strippers.
Howard had Ronnie the Limo Driver come in to talk about his experience with one of these herbal sexual enhancers. He didn't mention the name of the one he used but he said he got it at a GNC heath food store. He said he took a couple of the pills a few hours before he had sex with his wife. He didn't feel any different at first but once he got aroused he said he felt like a teenager with a steel ''stick''. He said it was amazing and when he ''finished'' it was amazing. He said he didn't last any longer than usual but the final result was much better.
Another phone caller got Howard talking about his diet and workout routine for a few minutes. Howard said he no longer weighs himself so he doesn't know his weight but he's looking good according to everyone in the studio. Howard admits he can't bulk up his body but he does keep it lean and semi-muscular by lifting weights and watching the amount of food he eats. He said that he's now only ''dooting'' about once every two days.
Howard and Robin were discussing some lawsuit against a restaurant owner over some kind of sickness that overcame a bunch of patrons recently and Dominic Barbara is representing the restaurant. Howard said his parents go to the restaurant and they say the guy that runs the place is the nicest guy in the world and it's sad to see this happening to him. Howard wondered how a small business owner can do when 500 people bring a lawsuit against him. It was all because of some contaminated lettuce. Dominic said he's representing this guy for free because he's a friend of his. He said the restaurant is very clean and it was one contaminated thing of lettuce that probably caused all of the problems.
Yesterday Dominic Barbara mentioned that he was on Viagra. Gary was unaware of that so he questioned him about that. Dominic was gurgling his way through his explanation and saying how he wasn't performing at the level he thought he should so he tried the Viagra and it worked.
Howard came back from a commercial and took a call from King of all Blacks. Howard had mentioned yesterday that his girlfriend helped him shave his chest hair and KOAB wanted to know how he makes that happen. Howard said not to get married, that's how you can keep someone that interested in you. KOAB said that his girl used to do stuff like that for him but she doesn't anymore. Howard asked if he still does stuff for her. He says he does but who knows for sure.
Howard also wondered why people even want to get married these days. He was out with some people over the weekend and the woman is really looking to get married but the guy isn't. He just doesn't understand what the big deal is. Howard then went on to talk about a story he read in the NY Times over the weekend about a divorced guy down in Texas who found out that 2 out of his 3 kids weren't biologically his. He found out, went to court and was able to stop paying child support for the two that weren't his. He told his kids about the whole thing and the court order said he wasn't allowed to tell them. He broke the order and has now lost visitation of his biological child. The guy lost custody to the woman who lied to him about the kids for years and now he can't see them at all even though he lives in the same town.
Howard said that before people have kids they should have to take care of someone else's kids for 6 months. Once they find out how hard it really is they probably won't have any. Everyone was sharing stories of people they knew who had kids and regretted it just a few months after having them. Dominic Barbara was back on the phone to talk about the custody cases he's worked on also.
Howard spent a few minutes talking to Sarah about her one season on SNL and how she had no clue she was going to be fired. She said she had a great time there working with people like Adam Sandler, Chris Farley and all of those guys. She was only 22 at the time and she thinks she just wasn't ready back then. She thinks she was a little too young and unprepared. She's been doing stand-up comedy since she was 17. Howard pointed out how hot she is and how all of the comedians lust after her.
Howard wondered if Sarah actually found Adam Sandler funny when she worked with him. She thought he was the greatest thing. She said he always made everyone laugh in writing meetings and she even likes all of his movies. Howard told her he just doesn't get Sandler at all. Someone suggested that he get Sandler in the studio to see just how funny he is.
Howard read in his notes that Sarah was a bed wetter when she was in her teens. He found that to be sexy. She said she regularly wet her bed until she was 15. Then after she was fired from SNL she wet the bed 3 more times in about a month. She said one time was with a guy friend of her's that she sleeps (just sleeps) with. Then she did it again with a guy she was having sex with but none of the guys ever cared that she did it. Howard said he wouldn't care either because she's so cute.
Mike Walker called in and Howard quickly played their weekly game. Here's how it goes... Each week Mike Walker, author of ''Malicious Intent'', calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. The stories will appear in Mike's gossip column each week after he plays with Howard. You can win money there also. Here are this week's stories:
Mike told Howard how great it was to hear Sarah talking about wetting her bed. He said it made some great radio. Howard wrapped up the interview shortly after that. He said that Sarah will be appearing at Caroline's comedy club in New York next week. Check out Carolines.com for more info.
Howard also brought up the whole Johnny Carson thing and how they just blew him off after he'd done so much for them. Rich said that he hosted the show 8-10 times for Johnny and they eventually just stopped calling him one day. He still doesn't know why. He said he spoke to the producer of the show and he told Rich that they just weren't booking voice impressionists anymore because that was getting old. Rich said a week after that Dana Carvey would be on the show doing his George Bush impression so it was obviously something else. Rich said Johnny never thanked him or even acknowledged what he did on the show anyway.
Rich said he saw Johnny recently and he's not looking all that good. He said he's completely bald but he does look like he's staying in shape. He can't imagine why he hasn't done anything since leaving the Tonight Show though. Howard thinks it's because he's so vain and he just doesn't want anyone to see him looking the way he does.
Rich told Howard about this show he's doing, ''The Presidents''. He said he does impressions of all of the presidents since JFK right up to George W. Bush in the two hour show. It's supposed to be a serious look at the presidencies but there is a lot of comedy in it. Rich did a few of his presidential impressions for Howard. He also did an awful Arnold Schwarzenegger. He and Howard did a couple seconds worth of Bob Hope too. Surprisingly the two of them do Bob almost exactly the same. Rich said that Hope isn't in that great of shape. He's in his 90's so it's not surprising.
Howard wrapped everything up and told Rich that he should do some phony phone calls with his impressions. He said it would be funny if he could start a nuclear war by calling someone as George W. Bush or something like that. You can get ticket info for ''The Presidents'' by calling (973) 655-5112.
Howard also got this guy Boscar who called in yesterday. Boscar is the guy who Ted Nugent claims threatened his family so he had him arrested. Yesterday Ted agreed to return to the show today to confront Boscar but then he backed out. Howard spoke to Boscar for a few minutes about what happened and how Ted let him down by backing out. Boscar just called Ted a liar and he's afraid to confront him because he knows he's wrong about the whole thing. Boscar says he'll come on the show anytime Ted wants to. Ted's manager told Gary that he had some family commitments and that's why he couldn't come in today.
Howard spent a little time on an article about Martin Lawrence and how hard he is to work with. Howard read some of the wacky things the guy does on the sets of the movies he works on.
Gary mentioned an article about a woman who flipped her golf cart on a course and ended up drowning. This led to a big discussion about General Manager Tom Chiusano and how much he enjoys golfing. Tom golfs as often as he possibly can. He came in and talked about how he takes clients on golf outings all the time. When he goes on vacation, he golfs as many days as he can. He's taking a couple of weeks off and in 2 weeks he'll probably golf 5-7 days. This also led to Howard and the crew discussing whether or not Tom grew up in a rich family. Tom said he was ''middle class'' but he was playing tennis and golf when he was just a kid so Howard and everyone else agree that he had to be a rich kid. Stuttering John said you don't get into the country club he belonged to without being ''rich''.
Stuttering John's drinking was also a major subject of discussion for a few minutes. John still doesn't see it as being an alcoholic and he argued with everyone like he's done so many other times in the past.
Howard had her strip down for him and he said she had a smokin' body. Her breasts are real but they're a bit small according to her. She said she doesn't want implants at this time but it's possible that when she gets older she might need them.
Gary came in and told Howard that while he was watching her on his monitor she was really hot and her accent wasn't that bad. But when he turned away and couldn't see her the accent got really annoying. By the time Howard was ready to wrap things up he'd agreed to let her spank him. She did that real quick shortly before he took a commercial break. You can check out Rebecca at WetDreamsXXX.com.