Howard spent a few minutes talking about the Reverend Al Sharpton who is going on a hunger strike because he was put in jail for protesting some bombing that goes on down in Puerto Rico. Howard thinks Sharpton can afford to lose a few pounds.
Howard said there's a new tipping guide that says you're supposed to tip the people behind the counter. Howard and Gary don't think that they should have to tip these people because all they do is give you your food. Robin said the reason you go to a fast food place is so you don't have to tip someone to serve you. Howard wondered what minimum wage was and said he thought it was $3.35. Gary told him it was $5.15. Howard said he thought it was $3.35 because that's what they're paying comedian Craig Gass who was sitting in this morning. Howard said they pay him minimum because ''...how many times can you do Gene Simmons...''
Howard said he read on some web page about why he sucks now. He said the page said he sucks because after his divorce he's gotten into a wild life and he's lost touch with the fans. They gave the example of how he goes on the air and talks about where he went to dinner 2 times a week or so. That's really wild, going out to dinner a couple times a week. Howard doesn't think it's all that wild. He just goes out to eat more often than he used to.
''Gene Simmons'' (Craig Gass) had a special segment this morning called ''Gene Simmons News''. ''Gene'' said that any member of the KISS army that lost a family member in the hotel floor collapse in Israel will get a special discount on a KISS Farewell bumper sticker. They'll get it at half price as long as they can prove they lost a family member. ''Gene'' also said that it's fleet week for the KISS Army this week. Craig made it through the first story and he said he was done but Howard said there was more so he made him do the second part about the KISS Army. Howard said he didn't want to interrupt the show every half hour with more ''Gene''.
Howard said he heard Robin made a quick appearance at Gary's party over the weekend. Gary said she was actually there for quite a while. Gary said the weather sucked on Sunday when he had the party. He ended up getting a tent to keep them out of the rain. He said there was about 75 people there.
Howard said he went out to the Hamptons but the weather sucked through the whole weekend. It cleared up in the city but out on Long Island it was raining. Howard spent a couple of minutes complaining about the weather before moving on.
Stuttering John was out on a boat for a party on Saturday and he got sea sick. His wife told him that the cure for sea sickness is to smoke a doobie. He did that but it made it worse. Robin said he was still ''gray'' the next day at Gary's party but he was still drinking beer there.
Howard talked about Scott Einziger from E! and how he's given himself a make over. He said he got laser eye surgery and he dyed his hair and it's making him look uglier. Howard couldn't figure out why he's doing it to himself.
Scott DePace from E! was also the subject of discussion. Gary said he overheard a conversation that Scott was having about Elton John and how he can't like Elton because he wrote all of his songs to guys. Gary said he walked up just as it was being revealed to him that Elton didn't write the songs, Bernie Taupin did and he's a heterosexual. Then Scott said he could like Elton again because the songs weren't written to men. Scott came in and tried to defend himself but it was very tough to defend what was already said.
Someone pointed out that Scott Einziger's girlfriend tells people that she used to date Mark McGrath of the band Sugar Ray. She even turned off the CD player at one point because a Sugar Ray song came on. Some people think that Scott gave himself the make over so he'd look more like a rock star.
Mike Gange showed up to Gary's party with a girlfriend. Howard was trying to find out if she was good looking. He said he met her one night but he can't remember what she looked like. Gary said she's taller than him and she's cute.
Craig Gass was at the party also and his friend got into a big discussion about KISS with Gary. Gary hates the band but Craig's friend told him he can't possibly hate KISS. Gary said he always has hated them though.
Stuttering John said one funny thing was the fact that Gary has a garden. His wife is the one who has it though. Gary said he really hates the thing. He said there's just a couple of things in there and he really hates it.
Robin said that Gary loves gadgets and he showed her this digital picture frame that's connected to a phone line. You can swap pictures with people who have the same frame. Howard thinks that's kind of dopey. Robin thought it was pretty funny as did Stuttering John.
Howard said he was looking out his apartment window yesterday and it came to him that he had no idea how radio works. He said his voice is being blanketed all over the city and he has no idea how it's being done. He does this for a living but he doesn't have any feeling for how it works. He thinks that he should embrace radio more but he just can't get into it. He wonders why he even cares about it.
Howard moved on and let the doctor talk about his book. Altman discussed how relationships can be helped by his book but what he was saying didn't give clear answers. Howard tried to figure out what the guy was telling him. Altman says that he's been married for 27 years and he's still happy with his wife. He said he never cheated on his wife during that time. A little while later Benjy came in and told Howard that the doctor may not have cheated but he did see other women when he got separated from his wife! The doctor said that he separated from his wife for about 5 months after they discussed how they've both changed a lot since they got married. Altman said he dated a little bit but he got back together with his wife.
Howard took a bunch of phone calls that got a bunch of different discussions going. One of the major discussions was about how Stuttering John tells his wife that she's too fat and she needs to lose a few pounds. Dr. Altman was saying that you have to bring stuff like that up very carefully... unlike John does. He buys her a treadmill and turns up the speed while she's working out on it so she'll lose weight faster. Everyone talked about how wrong that is but Dr. Altman says you can't keep things bottled up inside either. He tried to help by telling them how to bring that kind of subject up.
Gary and Stuttering John both talked about how they're forced to take care of their kids after they come home from working a 12 hour job. John said he doesn't feel pressured to take care of his kids but he sees that Gary does. He said Gary comes home from work and he's forced to watch the kids because his wife says that she watched them all day. Howard told Gary that he's got to put his foot down because he's the one making all of the money. He even suggested that he tell his wife that he'll work for a year then he'll quit. She can then try to find a job making the same amount of money while he stays home and watches the kids. Gary says that he wouldn't be able to handle watching the kids like she can though. Howard thinks he can but even Dr. Altman says it would be tough for Gary to do that job.
The whole thing turned into a bigger discussion that Howard expected. He eventually had to wrap it up so he could take a break after 40 minutes of it.
A listener called in and said he saw the movie ''Swordfish''. This is the movie where Halle Berry actually shows her breasts. The guy claims that she might have the best breasts he's ever seen.
Another caller told Howard about how Stuttering John was laying on a bench on this boat cruise he was on getting sea sick. John said he was wearing his $1,100 Hugo Boss suit and the bench was wet when he was lying there. He was really sick and he was trying to hide from his family so they wouldn't see him sick. Instead he was hanging around fans of the show who call in and talk about him laying there sick.
Howard went out to dinner with attorney Dominic Barbara over the weekend. He said Dominic used to not eat in front of him but lately he's changed. He's now eating in front of him and he can really pack it away according to Howard. Howard said Dominic had his girlfriend with him but he paid more attention to him that his girl. Howard said number one on Dominic's pay-attention-to list is food. Howard comes in number 2 and Dominic's girlfriend comes in last. Howard thinks Dominic is in love with him. He said Dominic tells the waiter what to do for Howard all the time but Howard just wants him to stop. Howard said Dominic is also very loud at the table when he's ordering stuff. He orders drinks loudly and when he orders his meal he's just as bad. Howard said they actually apologized to the waiter for Dominic's behavior as they were leaving. Dominic called in and said they went to the restaurant the next night. Robin told Howard not to complain if he went two nights in a row with the guy. Howard also said that Dominic was more famous than he was when they went out. He said everyone knew who Dominic was and hardly anyone recognized him.
Howard said Ronnie the limo driver and Scott the engineer were pissed about the Indy 500 coverage over the weekend. Ronnie came in and talked about how Jason Priestly was one of the announcers for the race and he was making all kinds of stupid comments that no one understood. Ronnie also complained about Steven Tyler of Aerosmith singing the National Anthem and how he ruined it at the end. Instead of singing ''...and the home of the brave'' he sang ''...and the Indianapolis 500.'' That just pissed Ronnie off. Howard doesn't get racing and he thinks that Ronnie is a dope for being so into the whole thing. They all discussed the pace car and how people pay extra money for a vehicle that says it was the official pace car of the Indy 500. Gary thinks that Ronnie would buy one if it was the type of car Ronnie actually liked.
Ronnie continued to talk about the Indy 500 and everything that was going on there. He talked about Scott Sharp crashing on the first lap and how he'd driven with the guy during time trials just a couple of weeks before. Howard thought the best part of watching these races was seeing the crashes. Ronnie said it makes it more interesting but he didn't want to see Sharp crash because he was a good driver.
Scott the engineer was noticeably absent from this discussion. Ronnie said that Scott's wife is upset about the last discussion they had on the air so Ronnie's not allowed to call Scott's house. Scott told Ronnie that he'd like to have him over to watch some of the NASCAR races on FX but he's not allowed to. Scott said his wife was upset by comments that Ronnie made about their relationship on the air the last time they talked about going to racing school. Gary said that you can tell Ronnie really feels hurt by this whole thing. He was one of the few friends that Scott the engineer has and now his wife is coming between them. They still talk at work but they can't collaborate on their fantasy racing team over the weekends.
Gary said he's really surprised that these two were ever friends. He said that Scott has to ask permission from his wife to do everything and Ronnie doesn't have to ask permission from his wife for anything.
Howard started to play some tapes that Chaunce Hayden sent him of the real Gene Simmons being interviewed. Howard played a couple of clips to let Craig Gass hear just how wacky Gene really is. The material that Craig has been doing for the past couple of weeks is very close to the wacky stuff Gene talks about. Howard said Craig really sounds like Gene when he's doing his impression too.
Howard was interrupted when Gary came in and said he had this DJ Glen Jones on the phone. This guy just broke the Guinness world record for a continuous radio broadcast. Howard started to ask him about the whole thing and why he'd do it but Jones ended up saying the S-word. Howard asked the guy why he did that and Jones replied ''Why not?'' Howard said that he must not respect him and Jones said he was right so Howard hung up on him. Howard read an article about the guy who had been on the air for over 96 hours at this point. Howard kept wondering why someone would even want to do something like this. You get nothing out of it so why do it?
Howard also talked about how his sister had to put her dog to sleep because it had cancerous tumors all over it. Howard said his daughter just said that people should just let go of their pets when they get seriously ill. He thought that was pretty profound for a young girl to say.
Howard came back from a commercial playing the awful version of the National Anthem that Carl Lewis did years ago. He then played Steven Tyler singing the National Anthem at the Indianapolis 500 last Sunday. Everyone agreed that it was a pretty bad job done by Tyler. Fred called it ''awful'' and Robin said it sounded like someone was stepping on his tail. Howard said the guy gave it a try but it was just a little bit off. Howard said the best rendition of the song was when Mary Ann from Brooklyn sang it at ''The Contention for Attention'' fight a couple of weeks back. She was on the phone to give us a sample of that real quick.
Howard said when AJ Benza came in this morning he could tell he was up all night because it showed in his face. AJ said he got 1 hour of sleep after going out to dinner and a club last night. AJ said the girls at the club were like mice, he couldn't get rid of them. Howard said that he's heard from some people that they don't want to hear about AJ's life getting chicks and all but he thinks it's interesting.
Howard doesn't get out nearly as much as AJ so he likes to hear about it. He told AJ that he and Robin have to figure out a way to end the show at 10am so they can get out and have a life of their own too.
Howard brought up Playboy magazine because there was an article about this guy Chris Matthews from the show ''Hard Ball''. Howard said the guy gets a lot of criticism about his show and Howard was comparing it to his own career. Howard has always had articles written about him that say he sucks and his career is over. But he just keeps on going.
Howard said there was an interesting article about Johnny Knoxville from ''Jackass'' and that was a fun read too. Howard said KC used to do ''Jackass''-like stuff when he was in high school but it wasn't funny, it was just sad. Howard said he saw one tape where KC and his buddies filled a condom with mayonnaise and threw it on an old lady. Howard said it was like seeing your own mother getting this done to her and it wasn't funny. KC thought it was though. Stuttering John said an intern they have goes to the same College that KC went to and he says KC is a legend there. He was a great football player and he was also known for beating up people on the swimming team. KC said that the swimmers would try to prove they were tough by trying to beat up the smallest football player but he usually just ended up beating the crap out of them. KC also told Howard he was shot at while he was doing a radio show because he was ripping off Howard. He probably said something that someone didn't like and he was shot at.
KC also shared a story about getting arrested for stalking and fighting with a guy who slept with the girl he was dating. AJ said he once punched out a taxi driver for saying something to his date. He ended up getting sued for $24 million. He said he's still paying for that punch today, 4 years later.
KC got back to his story and said that when he was stalking this guy he'd write letters to him in his own blood. KC said that he was a psycho back then. He said he'd write stuff about God to freak the guy out because his father was a preacher or something like that. He said he only wrote one serious letter in blood. The other ones he wrote were just as jokes for his friends. He said he lured this guy out into the woods somewhere but the guy ended up freaking out and punched him first. KC said he ended up beating the crap out of the guy really bad. His sneakers were covered in blood and teeth after he beat the guy. KC told Howard about some of the other tapes he has where they throw stuff at people and goof on them. Howard said he wants to show some of this crap on his TV show.
Gary the retard called in real quick and told Howard that he has a picture of himself with a hot chick where you can ''almost see her boobies''. He also wanted to know when he'll be on the show again. Howard said when the porn people finish the porno that Gary directed they'll all be in to talk about it.
Howard continued to talk about the latest Playboy magazine and how hot Pamela Anderson is in her latest shoot. He said she hasn't lost a thing and she looks great. He pointed out one picture where Pam is wearing braces on her teeth. He said he didn't think he'd like it but it turns out he does. It makes her look like a teenager and both he and AJ loved the picture.
Robin got Howard back on track and asked about the construction. Pataki said that they're still doing the night time construction. He said about 90% of it gets done at night but there are some things that can't be done at night due to safety issues. That's the stuff that Howard and Robin (and the rest of New York) complain about.
Howard asked Pataki if he could pass a bill to get a Howard Stern Only lane going out to Long Island so he won't ever be stuck in traffic. That won't happen according to Pataki.
Howard asked Pataki a bunch of quick questions about President Bush and Governor Jesse Ventura too. He wanted to know if Pataki would have taken a position with Bush if he'd been asked. Pataki said he would have passed. He said he wasn't interested in any cabinet position with Bush at all. Howard also took a few phone calls but after one guy brought up how he saw Pataki peeing at a trough at a ball game, Pataki just wanted to move on. Howard wrapped it up shortly after that.
Probst says that he'll be heading to Africa to shoot the next season of ''Survivor''. Howard spent a short time talking about the hot chicks that were on this last season including Amber. He'd seen a half-naked picture of her from an upcoming Stuff magazine shoot she did. Jeff agreed that she's really hot.
Jeff is taking over for Regis Philbin while he's away on vacation so he couldn't stay no the phone all that long. He had to prepare for the show and the people over there were giving him weird looks.
In Win Fred's Money a contestant has 60 seconds to answer 7 general knowledge questions. Fred sits in Robin's booth and waits quietly while the contestant plays. He then comes out and usually blows them away. Here are the questions and correct answers:
Howard was going to do a couple of evaluations of women who wonder if they can be in Playboy. He first spoke to former intern Jillian who has lost 150 pounds in 2 years. She was the intern that got run over by a date and always had bad luck with guys. She lost 150 pounds and looks much better now. She's now working for CBS and Stuttering John as a nanny. She told a couple of stories but then Slow Adam and Sal the Stockbroker started interrupting. Sal was feeding Adam lines that were pretty funny but delivered poorly by Adam who could barely understand what to say. Not only that but Ralph, King of all Blacks and Playmate Nichole Van Croft were all in at the same time. There seemed to be a lot of confusion and laughter going on and it was hard to figure out why. After Jillian was insulted by Sal (through Adam) Howard let her leave so they could get to the evaluations.
Howard introduced each of the judges for today including King of all Blacks who says he has a TV show that will be going into production soon. Today he walked in with gout in his toe so it was hard for him to walk. He said he'll probably be retiring from his sanitation job when the TV show starts up. He said it's called Droppin' Science and it'll be airing on TNN. He'll be introducing new cars and doing interviews from the new cars and stuff. Sounds like a disaster but who knows... Of course Sal and Adam were continuing to do their dopey lines through the whole thing.
Howard tried to talk to Slow Adam about his strange life but that was tough because there were so many people in the studio. Adam was telling Howard that he's moving to a new home where the family will be helping him out financially and they'll be driving him places and stuff like that. He said that he'll try to find a job but he has a tough time holding on to one because the stress gets to him.
Some hot looking woman by the name of Sherri was claiming to be Adam's girlfriend but Howard didn't believe it for a second. She came in for about a minute but Howard decided he didn't want any part of it so he kicked her out. He continued to try and find out more about Adam but it was very tough.
Howard moved on to Nichole Van Croft and asked her a few questions about Playboy. She said that she didn't show her private parts in the magazine. She asked the people there not to show those photos and they actually listened. She also told Howard that Hugh Hefner asked her to move upstairs to his room but she refused and she was cut off from his personal life. She said it was done in a professional way though. Howard figures that she's a good judge for this mess because she'll know what to look for. Nichole told Howard that Playboy looks for a very American, round face. They'll also look at hands, feet, hair and skin as well as other stuff. Howard checked out Nichole's feet and said they're really nice. King of all Blacks agreed and he's a foot fetish guy.
Nichole told Howard that her parents don't even know she did this Playboy shoot. She said they're very religious and don't listen to rock music or watch E! television or anything. She hasn't spoken to them much lately but she is proud of what she's done.
Howard pointed out that Ralph was also sitting in as a judge as he brought in the first evaluation. Stacy(LoveStacy.com), a 32 year old writer/actress, came in and told everyone about herself and everything she does. Howard eventually got her top off and got her to take her pants off so they could evaluate her. She had to wear panties because she was apparently on the rag. There were a bunch of jokes about her having a penis hidden in her panties but those came from Sal. AJ was the first evaluator. He said she's too old for Playboy. King of all Blacks said that she had a good body but her face was too old. Slow Adam said she could be in Playboy but she'd look better without the implants she has. Nichole said that she doesn't look too old but she has a very ethnic looking face that won't fly with Playboy. She also said her implants looked kind of strange but they could be fixed. Ralph was last but he said it had all been said already. He added that her face was a little ''harsh'' for Playboy. He suggested that she do Hustler instead of Playboy. Nichole said that Stacy has a classy look and she shouldn't do Hustler.
Twenty-eight year old Laura was the second evaluation for the morning. She was very muscular so Slow Adam said she looked like Lou Ferrigno with a wig. Of course that was one of Sal's lines coming out of Adam. Howard had her quickly strip down so they could do the evaluation. Almost everyone agreed that she looked a little too muscular. Nichole thought she had a nice body and she liked the thin waist and thick thighs that she has. Ralph said her implants were bad because they were just about under her arms and too far apart. Nichole said that can be fixed. Slow Adam said that he could park a car between them. King of all Blacks said no to Playboy for Laura. AJ said her face was also too ethnic looking and she might need some skin treatment on her face. Nichole agreed that her face was a little ''harsh''. Ralph continued to pick Laura apart. He said her implants made her nipples look stretched out and you could see veins that you shouldn't see. Needless to say, everyone said she's not Playboy material.
Howard wrapped things up and Slow Adam signed off saying ''Suck my dribble cup'' after Sal fed him the line for the second or third time this morning. Most of the judges hung around during Robin's news that was almost over before it started.
This guy Paul called in to talk about sleeping with his sister. Howard said he always likes to hear stories like that. Paul said he was in the Navy and hadn't seen his sister in a couple of years. Howard interrupted Paul and spent a couple of minutes talking about how gay the Navy uniforms look. He said that they don't look mean enough to the rest of the world. Paul soon got back to his story. He said one day his sister had taken a shower and was wearing a night shirt and he was wearing a pair of boxers. He told Howard that his sister does some modeling and she's only 19. He's 34. So she put her legs up on him on the couch while he was talking to her. He was rubbing her legs. Howard started to tell the guy that you just don't go there with your sister. Paul continued and said that she started to open up her legs as he was rubbing them. He moved up her legs and rubbed in a spot that a brother should never get to. He ended up giving her a ''digital massage'' up there and she moaned as he did it. Paul ended up giving her oral and regular sex from in front and behind her. Howard asked if his mother walked in and joined in too. Paul said that didn't happen. Howard sarcastically said ''Oh, that would be wrong...'' Paul said that he's done her 3 times so far and he's home for another week before going back into service. Howard told him that if he brings his sister on the show and makes out with her he'd give him some prizes. Gary came in and said he could give him a TiVo video recorder or a porn trip vacation. Paul can't take the vacation. He asked if he could have sex with Gary's wife instead. Howard told him he could if he just brings his sister in. Gary also offered him a watch from Steven Singer Jewelers. The guy finally agreed to try and bring her in so Howard can see how hot she is. Howard said he'd do that and send her to a modeling agency if she's hot enough.
Howard got back to AJ and his many stories. Howard wanted him to talk about getting laid the other night but he didn't want to get into it. He ended up talking about how late he was up last night. Howard goes to bed at 8 o'clock or so and AJ didn't get to bed until 1:30 in the morning or so.
Howard has another one of these porn trip vacations to give away and they're going to have a penis contest to determine the winner next week. If you want to enter the contest just call 1-800-44-STERN. Some Penthouse Pets will be judging the penises for look and size. The trip is to Mexico and the winner will most likely get laid.
Howard said he's been offered a movie role that he might take. He said he'd have to cut his hair short for the movie but he's thinking of doing it. He didn't say what the part was though. AJ said he played a part and he had to make out with a guy. Howard asked him if he told his buddy Chuck Zito that because Chuck would probably beat the crap out of him for doing it. Howard continued to talk about how tough actor Chuck Zito is for a few minutes. Howard also wondered what the hell he'd do if he was ever sent to jail because he knows he's too much of a pussy to beat anyone up. He'd become someone's bitch in two seconds.
Later in the show after the Neuticles segment, AJ revealed that he slept with Patti Davis Reagan years ago. Howard was talking about how much trouble President Bush's daughter has been getting in lately and somehow AJ mentioned the Patti Davis story. He said he went out with her for a couple of months but they broke up when they both started dating other people. He said part of the attraction was the fact that Patti is Ronald Reagan's daughter.
Greg said he was always an inventor and he had a candy product called Sweet Tube that sold millions through Disney and Wal-Mart as well as other stores. He decided he was done with candy and moved on to fake testicles. The Neuticles range in cost from about $30 to $189. Howard took a call from one guy who said he can't get a human testicle so he was wondering if he could get one of these dog testicles. Greg told Howard that fake human testicles are illegal in this country for some odd reason but these dog testes aren't. So if you or your pet are down one testicle just visit Neuticles.com
Howard said that he forgot to mention that this past Tuesday there was a new episode of ''Son of the Beach'' on FX. He said he won't do that again next week. He's already talking about the upcoming episode where Hank the Dwarf and Gary both appear to try out for a lifeguard position. Robin also brought up this week's episode and how funny some parts of it were. Both Jerry Springer and Dweezil Zappa appeared in the episode.
Stuttering John made a weird reference to Scott Einziger from E! and his girlfriend Maya who used to date Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray. Howard then had to explain the whole story about Scott and Maya and how Maya always introduces herself as Mark McGrath's former girlfriend. Scott also called in to talk about the whole thing. He said she does it because people want to know how they met and it was because she was at the station when Mark was there and she met Scott at that time. Howard and the rest of the crew suggested that they just say they met at the station instead of always mentioning Mark's name. Maya claims that the ''M'' tattoo Mark has on his arm stands for Maya. Mark will be in next week and Howard is going to ask him if that's really what it is.
Howard told a story about his buddy Ross who recently broke up with his girlfriend. Howard and Ross were out with a bunch of other people and everyone was paired up except Ross. Ross asked his buddy to find a chick for him so the guy called someone who would be good for him. Some woman who was a former Miss Hawaii ended up coming to dinner. As a joke Howard and the rest of the couples there made toasts to Ross about stuff that he didn't really do but it made him look really good to this woman. Howard said he hopes that she didn't believe them because it was all made up. He said Ross and the woman did end up leaving together but he doesn't know if they hooked up afterward.
Scotty said that even though he was only 7 when his father died he remembers his father showing people these pictures he took of himself having sex with his many women. He said his father would show the pictures just like he'd show their regular photo albums.
Bob Crane married Scotty's mother, Sigrid Valdis, the woman that played the part of the secretary on ''Hogan's Heroes'', and she didn't seem to have a problem with him cheating on her. Scotty said back in the 60's and 70's it was more accepted for a celebrity to bang every chick he could get and his mother just dealt with it. Scotty said his mother never remarried or even dated after Bob died. She hasn't seen this book yet either. Scotty says he still talks to his mother and they get along fine but he hasn't shown her the book. Howard noticed that there are no pictures of his mother in the book. Scotty claims there just weren't any. He said he didn't try to keep any out or anything.
Howard showed everyone in the studio some of the pictures in the book and they're very graphic. They show Bob getting oral, screwing chicks and even show him dead and bloody in his death bed.
Howard quickly met Scotty's wife Michelle who had come along with him this morning. They just recently got married.
''The Faces of Bob Crane'' is only available at BobCrane.com right now but Scotty says he's trying to find a publisher. You can also check out Shaken.net for some of the comedy bits that Scotty and his crew have done.
