Howard said he saw a preview of this movie ''Gladiator'' while he was out in Los Angeles last week. He said the movie was great and he loved it. He told Robin that she's going to love it also. He said it was really well done.
Howard also brought up the picture of Oprah Winfrey that the National Enquirer has on their cover this week. He said she looks very much like a man. He said it looks like she has a beard and doesn't understand how her boyfriend Stedman can ''hop on top of that''.
Howard also saw an article about how Chuck Norris is thinking about reversing his vasectomy so he and his new wife can have a baby. He says their marriage is kind of rocky and they think that a child will fix it. That led to a discussion with Gary about how his life changed. Gary says a kid won't make a marriage any better. He told Howard how he spent his vacation with his family. He didn't come right out and say it was a nightmare but he hinted at it. He said he was reading e-mails from Robin Radzinski who is having fun over in Cairo while he's changing stinky diapers and hiding in his office.
Fred spent a couple of days getting out of jury duty. He had to tell the judge some wacky things to get himself out of it. He told Howard that he told the judge that he might hold a grudge against the non-english speaking defendant if he didn't testify in the trial and that he thinks cops have a lot more credibility than the average person on the street. It eventually worked and he got out of serving.
Bill told Howard that he buys a lot of porn magazines. He says he doesn't keep them around long but he buys magazines such as ''Hustler'' and ''Cheri'' among others.
Robin kept questioning Bill on his sex life and how these ''dates'' he goes on are actually ''booty calls''. Bill disagreed and eventually said he hates Robin... joking around of course. He kept denying that the dates are booty calls. He defined a booty call as calling a woman in the middle of the night just so you can have sex with her. A couple of women called in and argued that any call to a woman at any time of the day just to have sex is a booty call. Even if you're calling to take her out to dinner and plan on having sex.. That's a booty call. Bill didn't have anything to say about it after that.
Howard said that Bill will be doing shows from the Playboy Mansion later this month. Gary asked if that would be tough for Bill because the place would be filled with all of his ex-girlfriends. Bill said that won't be a problem. He claims that he's good friends with most of his ex-girlfriends.
Howard also broke the news to Bill that ABC isn't on Time-Warner cable this week so he's basically wasting his time promoting his show.
Howard quickly mentioned that he saw the new Flintstone's movie ''Viva Rock Vegas'' and was surprised that it was actually good. He saw it with his youngest daughter. Stuttering John also saw it with his kid and enjoyed it. Howard called it a ''cute'' movie.
Howard said the best show at Universal Studios was this Terminator 2 thing. He said it's a live actor thing and it was great.
Howard also said he met with a bunch of network people while he was out in L.A. He also said he had dinner with Gina Gershon, Betty Thomas and Rick Rubin. The kids also got to meet Tim Stack and the rest of the cast of ''Son of the Beach'' while they were out there. Director Betty Thomas took Howard's kids to the set of ''Charlie's Angels'' but wouldn't allow Howard to go. She told Howard that she's not allowing any celebrities on the set for some reason. Howard thinks that one of the women in the cast is demanding that no one be allowed on set.. The name Drew Barrymore came up in the discussion.
Howard took his kids to see Sugar Ray perform at the House of Blues. After the show his kids went to meet Mark McGrath and told him that the show was great. Mark is really insecure and told them that they sucked. He said that people were giving them the finger while they were performing so they must have sucked. Howard said before the show he tried to get a sit down meal there but they couldn't make it happen so he went out to eat somewhere else. Mark McGrath heard that Howard went storming out so he got upset and decided not to perform Howard's childhood song ''Psychedelic Bee'' which he'd planned on doing. Mark later told Howard that he heard Howard left but no one told him he came back so that's why he didn't perform the song.
Howard took his kids to Rick Rubin's house for a party and they ended up talking to Heidi Fleiss. Howard said his kids were fascinated by her stories about going to jail and stuff.
The kids also got to visit the set of ''Felicity'' while they were out there. Howard said the whole cast were great and very nice. He also said that Keri Russell, who plays Felicity, is ''way cute'' in person. He said the black chick on the show was also really hot in person. He said that Keri needs to grow her hair out but she's still really cute. Howard said that Emily and Debra even got to be extras in a scene.
After doing all of this stuff for the kids Howard still has to be a dad. He said when they came back to New York Emily came home late one night and he had to talk to her about calling him when she's coming in late. She stopped talking to him for a while after that. It was an amazing week which couldn't have been pulled off by many dads.
Robin didn't do much on her vacation. She said she was working on her house the whole week so now that she's back at work it's like a vacation for her.
Gary mentioned that he went to a Mets baseball game with his father and his son. They were sitting in a spot where a lot of foul balls were flying and Gary's dad ended up getting wailed in the shoulder by a ball. He said the ball bounced off his father and flew another 5 or 6 rows back. Gary said he eventually caught a foul ball himself but that was after almost getting hit in the balls by one of them.
Howard brought up the whole Elian Gonzalez thing and how well he thinks Janet Reno handled the whole thing. He said he's glad it was done and that it took Elian out of the headlines. Gary said his mother was upset over the whole situation and was almost in tears when she saw them taking Elian out of the house. Gary said she told him that she can tell that Elian's father isn't a good dad just by looking at him. Howard thinks Gary's mom is nuts.
Howard was reading an article from some magazine called ''Women's Own'' in which they surveyed women about Howard. They asked women questions like ''Would you date Howard Stern?'' and ''Do you think Howard is a good lover?'' among others. 54% said they wouldn't date him while a surprising 46% said yes. The good lover question got a 54% no - 42% yes answer. Howard thought he was doing pretty well. When asked if they'd marry Howard, 78% said no while a measly 28% said yes.
Howard said that he got to sit next to a hot chick on the flight home from Los Angeles. It was a very good looking black woman who turned out to be the weekend host of ''Access Hollywood''. He said Shaun Robinson sat next to him and the two of them had a nice discussion after she offered him some licorice.
Howard soon got back to the subject of Amy Smart and how Todd got her to get naked in the movie. He said it was in her contract but she still questioned whether it was necessary to do it topless. Todd said he explained it to her like she was doing what Phoebe Cates did in ''Fast Times at Ridgemont High''. He told her she was doing it for the 15 year olds out there who don't get to see many naked chicks. Todd explained it in the right way because she did the scene no problem. Howard agreed that she was doing a Phoebe Cates-like move and it was great. Todd said he even wrote in a scene for himself where he gets to suck her toes.
Ivan told Howard that this movie actually tested higher that ''Private Parts'' did. Howard couldn't understand why Ivan would tell him that.
Ivan said that Todd has been signed on to do another movie already. The movie company was so impressed with ''Road Trip'' that they moved it from an October opening to a May opening. Everyone thinks that it's going to do very well.
Howard said he had Ivan over to his place last night and they went out to dinner. Ivan said Howard's place is amazing. Howard moved on to talk about how Ivan's parents escaped from communist Chechoslovakia when he was a young child. Howard said that when they escaped to Austria Ivan's parents had to prove that they were Jewish for some reason. To prove it they offered to show 4 year old Ivan's circumcised penis. It worked and they got in to Austria. Howard said to Ivan ''Let us see the freedom pass!'' but Ivan wasn't whipping it out for Howard. Another horrible story Ivan had to tell was how Ralph was hitting on his 17 year old daughter at the movie premiere of ''6 Days 7 Nights''. Howard said that had to be the worst thing to ever happen to him in his life.
Ivan is now working on developing a new ''Pink Panther'' movie. Kevin Spacey's name has come up in some talks but Ivan said that he hasn't signed on for anything yet. They need to find someone to do the same great job that Peter Sellers did in the old movies.
Howard took some phone calls for the guys before they left. One guy claiming to be one of the frat members in ''Frat House'' said that Todd paid off the students and it was all staged. Todd denied all of the allegations. Eventually one guy who was in the movie, Blossom, called in to yell at Todd because he never got to see his own movie. Todd said he'd hook him up with a copy. At least he wasn't claiming that the movie was a fake.
Howard also spent a little while telling Robin how last night after taking a shower he noticed that his bush was a little too bushy. Since he's separated now and another woman could possibly see him, he decided to trim his bush. He wondered if that's gay but he doesn't really care because there's nothing wrong with good grooming.
Howard got back to the women Dave has dated. Lara Flynn Boyle was his girl for a while but Jack Nicolson stole her away from him. David said they were already broken up by the time she was going out with Jack though. He also dated actress Christy Swanson. Howard once again asked why David hasn't acted on Carmen Electra having a crush on him. Howard thinks that he may be kind of leery of her because she's been with Dennis Rodman. Dave said he'd go out with her if Howard got her in there. A caller later wondered if Dave was afraid of ''falling in'' while having sex with Carmen after being with Rodman.
David's personal assistant Skippy came in so Howard could find out what that's like. Howard said that Skippy, a 350 pound guy, didn't look like he's ever skipped in his life and his name doesn't really fit. Dave said that Skip is more of a professional friend than an assistant. Dave said that Skip is like a liaison between him and all of the people he's working for. He's got a TV show, a cartoon and a movie all going on so when they need to reach him they call Skip. Dave said Skip is pretty funny and he does some funny sound effects to keep him entertained. He did a weed eater and something that sounded like the Pac Man game to demonstrate.
Dave shared a couple of stories while he was there also. He told Howard he went out with Kid Rock the other night. He's in the movie with Dave so they went to a strip club and had a beer together. Dave also told Howard that gay Ralph called him the other night. That led to Howard complaining about him again about not doing his work. He complained about this recently and said that Ralph would be taken off of set design for the E! show if he didn't start doing what he's supposed to at Howard's apartment. Howard told the E! guys today that Ralph is off of that job now.
Howard took some phone calls for Dave and each time he did Dave would just sigh and say ''oh no''. He really hates when the calls come in. He lucked out today though, not too many people goofed on him.
Howard was wrapping things up and David thought he was about to leave but Howard wanted to find out how David picked up the girl that he dated recently. Dave said he's single but he went out with this one woman last week. Howard tried to find out how he picked her up. David was hesitant to talk about it but said he said something like ''Haven't I seen you on a TV show?.. Oh that's right, that's me!'' to pick her up. She was just a customer in some restaurant he went to. He went to breakfast a couple of times with her and it hasn't gone any farther than that yet. David shared one last story before he left. He said he went to Scores recently and there was a cute girl dancing for him but she had a lot of makeup on her stomach. When he asked her about it she scraped some of the makeup off and there was a big blotch of red under it. Dave asked her what it was and she said ''It's an 8 inch Swastika.'' Dave swears that's a true story.
Howard also brought up a story about Atlantic Record Exec. Danny Bush who was out in Los Angeles last week when Howard was out there. He was going to meet Howard at the House of Blues to see Sugar Ray perform but when he saw Howard get out of his limo with two hot chicks he backed off. He knew Howard was going to be there with his two daughters but when he saw the women get out of the car he didn't think they were actually only 13 and 16 years old. Howard said that his 13 year old looks 20 and his 16 year old looks 25. Danny called in and said he really didn't know that those two ''foxy'' women were his kids. Danny has a 13 year old son who looks 13 so he had no clue. Danny said that he figured he was there with a girlfriend or something and didn't want to embarrass Howard so he just backed off and left him alone.
Howard also brought up a story in Us Weekly magazine that says Tom Cruise and Nicole Kiddman have left the church of scientology. Howard thought it would be a bigger story because they've always been big supporters of the church.
He also brought up the fact that he just got a check from ASCAP which is a company that pays musical artists their royalties when their songs are played. He said that the check was for around $13 and it had a break down for where the monies came from. $11 worth of that 13 were actually from Italy where his song ''Tortured Man'' off the ''Private Parts'' soundtrack must have been played quite a bit.
This all led to Cabbie talking about his family and how he was adopted. He said he told his mother that he was getting married and because this is his second marriage, she told him that he's not getting another gift. He said that he never really got along with his parents and said that his mom was abusive both mentally and physically. He actually lived out on the streets for a while and eventually got put into some foster homes. His life sounds pretty fascinating. Howard eventually told Cabbie that he is going to try and find his real parents and have a reunion on the show.
Before Cabbie left he was talking about being in the army and some listeners called in and argued with him about who was better, Marines or Army. Cabbie served over in the Persian Gulf and said that he actually killed some ''towel heads'' while they were over there. He also claims that he suffers from post traumatic stress disorder after serving in that war. He says he was also exposed to a lot of chemicals and crap but he doesn't want to talk about it too much because he's afraid that the Government will come after him. He told Howard that when the war was over they were all told not to say anything to the press about what went on over there.
The discussion eventually changed to Howard's weight and how hard it is to keep it off. He said he's down to 204 pounds but he's still got the belly and the cottage cheese ass that he's had forever. Dr. Sal Calabro called in and told Howard that he does liposuction on aerobics instructors who can't get rid of their flabby bellies. Howard asked if the lipo would help tighten up his ass too. Calabro said that it wouldn't help at all. Howard eventually brought up how old Jackie is looking these days. Howard said he saw him on the Saturday night show and he looks really old. They said his eyelids are falling shut and you can't tell if his eyes are open.
For some reason Kathy was really pissed off at Benjy who pre-interviewed her last night. She started yelling at him for being a lousy interviewer and said he should be fired. She claimed that he had her on the phone for 2 hours but Benjy said it was more like 8 minutes. It turns out she was upset with him because he wasn't laughing at her jokes that she was telling during the pre-interview. Bejny told her that he's a big fan and thinks she's funny and beautiful. Howard told him this isn't the Benjy show and moved on.
Howard had read in the National Enquirer that Kathy was bad mouthing her old co-star from ''Suddenly Susan'' Brooke Shields. He read through some of the comments that she allegedly made but she says they're not true. The Enquirer also quotes her bad mouthing other people like Gillian Anderson and Leif Garrett. She told Howard that about half of what they wrote was true. The other half they just made up. She doesn't mind it though. She said she kind of likes the fact that she's in the rag mags.
Howard also brought up the fact that Kathy doesn't give out her real age. That was one of the things she was upset about with the pre-interview also. Where it asked her date of birth she just wrote ''fuck off''. She says she keeps that a secret so it doesn't effect her career. She says she tries to work as a 34 year old when she gets jobs. Howard said he could go for that.. She took offense at the way he said that though. Like she doesn't really look like a 34 year old. Howard said he could pass for 37.
Kathy is dating a guy who's in his 20's so Howard spent a little time talking to her about that. She said the guy's sister hooked the two of them up. She told Howard that they were hanging out as friends first and before they had an official ''date'' she slept with him. She said that he was a great kisser and that got her ready to give it up to him. Howard asked Kathy if she knows to keep quiet in bed.. because she was talking so much during the interview. She told him that she shuts her mouth and just moans.
The big story Howard wanted to talk to Kathy about was about her horrible experience with liposuction. She went on to tell Howard about how after getting the fat sucked out of her thighs she had some major medical problems. She got some kind of infection that made it impossible for her to urinate. The doctor didn't send her to the hospital though. He just sent over a nurse to catheterize her to drain the urine each day. She did this for about 5 days. One day she went to the doctor's office and there was an emergency room doctor there who took one look at her and told her she needed to go to the hospital. She went and found out that the urine had backed up in her bladder, liver and even into her back. They catheterized her again and proceeded to drain 1500 cc's of piss from her body! She had to walk around with a bag attached to her to drain the pee for a while after that. Of course now she tries to talk people out of getting this procedure done.
Dr. Calabro called in again and said that lipo is safe as long as you have a qualified doctor do it. Kathy argued that point saying that a bunch of doctors she went to after the urine incident told her that lipo is the worst thing to happen to the medical field in recent times. She and Calabro argued about that for a few minutes. Kathy said that her body went right back to the way it was before the surgery and that's what happens to everyone. She said she doesn't know anyone that it's actually worked on. Howard said he's seen it work on some people that Calabro has worked on. Kathy thinks that he's got some kind of deal with Calabro so he has to say that. Howard said he doesn't have to say it, he's just telling her what he's seen. Kathy eventually just gave the advice to be ''very very careful'' when you decide to have lipo done.
Before Kathy left Howard asked her one last question.. ''Have you had anal yet?'' (with the new boyfriend). Kathy said she hasn't and doesn't like it so it probably won't happen. What a way to end an interview.
Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez have canceled their appearance on the show. Howard said that the two of them don't want to come on the show because they don't want to be on the E! show which will be showing reruns of their appearance for years to come. Howard pointed out that all of the horrible movies that the two of them have done are rerun on movie channels and they don't seem to have a problem with that. Needless to say Howard isn't happy that they canceled. He said that you don't want to get on his bad side.. just ask Steven Spielberg. He then read an article that was all over the place about the whole Spielberg thing that happened the other day.
Howard quickly talked about how much trouble the confederate flag thing is causing down south. He said he has a very easy way to fix the problem. Just get rid of the flag! He said the flag is basically there to say ''we hate black people'' and they should just get rid of the thing already.
Kathie Lee Gifford and her husband Frank will be on 20/20 tonight. A listener called in and told Howard that it's on tonight but Howard is already aware of that. He and the rest of the crew will watch it and comment on it tomorrow. Meanwhile Howard played one of Kathie Lee's songs from her new album ''Born For You''. He loves to goof on it because it's so bad. Howard said that Kathie Lee sings like the Cowardly Lion from the ''Wizard of Oz'' movie.
Erna, a very wacky caller, called in to ask Howard why he calls her a wacko. Howard didn't even know who she was but after a couple of minutes of her rambling Gary came in and explained that she calls the show often and just rambles on and on about bizarre stuff. She's even requested that the show pay for her phone bills. Howard played with her for a few minutes but eventually got sick of her nonsense and got rid of her.
Howard went off on Doug Goodstein a little bit this morning. He said that Doug didn't invite him to a party he's having soon and Howard was offended. A short time later Stuttering John came in and said that it's not a party he would want to attend so he shouldn't be upset. It's like a keg party and it's costing people $40 a head. John said it would be like Howard was making an appearance at a party. Howard understood and stopped complaining about not being invited. The rest of the gang then discussed other parties that they've been to and how certain people never get invited. Scott the Engineer was one name that came up. Benjy was another. Scott just sits there like a plant while Benjy stares at people. Neither of them are welcome at too many parties. Howard also said that KC just sits there like a plant and doesn't do anything, KC said that he gets nervous and is afraid of screwing up so he just sits there. Howard was also curious as to why KC never brings his girlfriend to the parties he is invited to. KC didn't have much of an explanation for Howard.
Chuck's new show will feature him as a judge and the setting will be like a street corner. He told howard he'd be wearing his leather duster and the set will look like he's out on the streets. He said that he has the option to just tell the people who have complaints with each other to just go fight each other. He also said he might have to kick some asses if he feels that people are disrespecting him in the court room. Chuck's new girlfriend Heather McIntyre will be like the ''Vanna White'' of his new show. He said that she'll be dressed in skimpy outfits like a cop uniform with cut-off shorts and stuff like that. Howard saw her with Chuck at the Lennox Lewis fight and said she looks really hot. Chuck said he's now single and this new girlfriend is helping him move on with his life.
While talking about his ex-wife he said that he was arrested when he went to his home to retrieve some of his belongings. He said that his ex had an order of protection against him and when he showed up he was arrested. Robin wanted to find out how she got the order against him but Chuck didn't give her much of an answer. He eventually said that she must have made something up. Howard just wanted Robin to drop the whole conversation. Chuck said that he was in court yesterday about the order and it was reinstated for another year.
Howard had an idea for another TV show that Chuck could do. He brought in the very effeminate Mark Harris and pitched the new idea. He suggested that Chuck could take Mark out shopping and do a homo-make over on him. Chuck could turn Mark into a real man. Chuck wasn't interested. Howard said that Chuck is a real man and thinks that he could do something with bi-sexual Mark but it wasn't happening. Howard asked Chuck if he'd kiss another man for a million bucks and there's no way he would. He did say that he'd kiss a picture of a guy for that money though. This led to Chuck talking about how he won't even do rape or kissing scenes in the HBO show he's on. ''Oz'' takes place in a prison and there are men on men rapes going on but Chuck told them that he doesn't do that stuff. He said he won't rape or be raped on the show. He told Howard that when he shot the movie ''Redline'' he actually had the director change two scenes so he wouldn't look like a pussy. One scene had him being held at gun point and pissing his pants. He told the director he wasn't going to do that and had it changed so that the guy holding the guy would hit him on the head as he turned to walk outside to fight him. In another scene there was a woman who was going to kick him in the nuts and punch him out. Chuck had that changed so that the woman would hit him in the head with a bottle, knocking him out. He said he waited until he'd shot a bunch of scenes so that they couldn't fire him from the movie before he made the changes.
Howard said that Mark Harris was staring at Chuck like ''an Ethiopian looks at a pork chop.'' He had Mark sing a little song to Chuck but cut him off within seconds. Howard asked Mark, who was sporting gray hair today, why he stopped dying his hair. He said it was because of Robin that he stopped. She has commented on his jet black hair in the past and now he's gone au natural.
Another surprise guest showing up today was Nancy Sinatra and her 24 year old daughter Amanda. Mark Harris said that he asked her to marry him when he met her out in the green room earlier. Nancy and Amanda just dropped by to say ''hi'' to Howard. Howard discussed all of the money that Frank Sinatra didn't leave to Nancy. He's actually more upset about it than Nancy is. He thinks that Nancy and her brother and sister should have been left the bulk of his estate. Nancy said that her father did leave her and her siblings the rights to his name and likeness so that will eventually be worth some money. Nancy said she remembers when Sammy Davis Jr. died how Howard went off on him for not leaving his family any money. He didn't have any to leave them though. They spent a couple of minutes talking about that also.
Nancy told Howard that Amanda is a big fan of Howard's and she's been listening for 6 years or so. Amanda told Howard that he needs to do something about the WJFK signal down in Washington D.C. where she listens. She said the signal is really weak and it gets broken up by some religious station. She said it's pretty funny when she hears people preaching and then you hear Howard cut in and say ''take your top off''.
After an hour with no commercials Howard finally had to end all of the fun. He let everyone get their plugs in and moved on. Mark said that he'll be doing some ''Gay Day'' thing at Caroline's Comedy Club at the end of June. Nancy didn't have anything to plug. Chuck's got this new show ''Street Court'' that he's working on as well as ''Oz'' on HBO.
High Pitch Erik called in to tell Howard that he's going to be on TV tomorrow night. Howard thought he was calling in to talk about being on the Saturday night show but he was actually talking about being an extra on ''Now and Again'' tomorrow night. He plays a prisoner or something like that. He'll also be on the syndicated Saturday night show for his birthday show where he has a foot race against Crazy Cabbie. Erik also said he wants to do the ''Who Wants to Marry a Porn Star'' thing when it comes up in the near future.
Howard got off the Napster subject and spoke to Will for a couple of minutes. Will's shift doesn't start until 2pm but he's at the station at 9am usually. Will said he gets there to do research on bands and stuff like that. Howard thinks he's there to avoid being home with his wife.
Ralph called in at one point to argue about whether Napster is wrong for doing what they do. He thinks that it's okay for people to trade the songs because people are doing it at home anyway. Gary argued with him saying that there's a limit to the number of people you can make a recording for. Ralph wondered what the difference was between giving it to one person or 1000 people. Gary said there is some limit, like 10, and that people shouldn't be allowed to trade the songs. Ralph eventually got off the phone but everyone continued to talk about him. Howard was pissed that Ralph wasn't doing the work he's supposed to do for him. That led to Gary revealing a fact about Ralph that no one ever knew. Someone asked what Ralph did before he worked for the show and Gary said he worked at one of those parking lot hut's where he collected money for parking. Ralph called back in and said that he wasn't embarrassed by that job. He said it was the best job he ever had. He could sit outside and get a tan or put up a ''Lot Full'' sign and go wax his car. Howard continued to yell at Ralph for not doing his job and complained about the clothes he picked out for him to wear today. He stood up and showed everyone how he was dressed in a smock. He said ''I'm dressed like a douche bag!'' Crazy Cabbie eventually called in and told Howard to put him in charge of Ralph and he'd be sure that he did his job. Either that or Cabbie could dress Howard himself. It was getting very late in the show by this time so Howard ended the whole discussion.
Howard announced that the Foo Fighters are coming on the show in a couple of weeks. He wants to do a duet with Dave Grohl when he comes in. Howard wanted to try singing a couple of their songs so he put on ''Learn To Fly'' and sang it word for word.. Sounding awful. Robin told him that wasn't really a duet. He said that when Dave comes in they could trade off lines or something like that. He also tried to sing ''Monkey Wrench'' but that was a little too fast and he screwed up the words right off the bat.
Howard went into this bizarre bit where he explained why he's planning on leaving radio this year. He was talking about how he's a vampire and he's just tired of the life. I guess he was trying to be funny but it just came off as dumb.
Richard Belzer called in from France to promote ''Law and Order: Special Victims Unit'' which he stars on. On tonight's episode his character is featured quite a bit. He was only on the phone for about 3 minutes so they didn't talk about much. Belzer's book ''Ufos, JFK and Elvis : Conspiracies You Don't Have to Be Crazy to Believe'' is coming out in paperback soon also so he got a plug in for that.
Big Black played a bunch of clips of Kathie Lee while Howard and the crew goofed on her and Frank. Howard eventually said he was in the mood to play her album ''Born For You'' again. He went ahead and did that and quickly said ''Ucchhh.. This is vile.'' He called her a phony but continued to play the awful song. He ended up spending about 40 minutes goofing on her, Frank and her awful album.
Howard said he'd like her to come back after she's feeling better. She then told him that she's out of money because her ATM card isn't working for some reason. She needs money to stay in the city until Monday so she asked if they could give her some. Howard offered her $100 if she promised not to sing. Howard and Gary then started offering her money to take her top off. They got all the way up to $4000 but she refused. Eventually they settled on playing a game of ''Who Wants to win $350''. They asked her a bunch of questions and if she answered 3 correctly she'd win the money. Here are some of the questions:
Madelyn says that this will be a real marriage and she will (eventually) live with the guy after getting to know him better. She told Howard that at first she thought that she would get the marriage annulled right away but changed her mind after thinking about it. Howard thinks that she should stay with the guy for at least a year or two. She agreed. She says that she doesn't have a lot of demands. She just wants the guy to have a job so he's not leaching off of her. He doesn't need a big penis and he doesn't have to be rich. She prefers an older man who's over 30 though.
Gary was in telling Howard some of the facts about Madelyn and said that she got a 1220 on her SAT's. She also knows a bunch of different languages like French, Spanish and Portuguese among others. She's no dummy.
Getting back to the marriage.. Madelyn said that she will bring other women in to the bedroom for her man. She said that she will remain faithful to her husband although she'll still be doing porn movies. She told Howard that she enjoys watching the Playboy channel in her spare time. She's been watching porn since she was around 16 and got in to the movies when she was 22. This chick sounds too perfect.. You can find out more about her at any of the following web sites..NY-Exotics.com, MadelynLive.com, Madelyn-Night.com. The ''Who Wants to Marry a Porn Star'' contest will take place in a couple of weeks. No date has been set yet.
Howard was running out of time so he finally got around to Mike and his game. Each week Mike Walker calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. Here are this week's stories:
Howard said that Mike will be hosting an online chat next Tuesday, May 9 at NationalEnquirerTV.com where he'll answer gossip questions.