For The Week Of 4/24/2000 to 4/28/2000

• The Best Of Stern. 4/24/00.
  Unfortunately Howard is on vacation this week so we were stuck listening to reruns. Here's what we heard on today's show:
  • ''Gay Jungle Fever'' movie parody
  • Pat Cooper sits in during the news
  • Chuck Negron of Three Dog Night talks about his drug use and exploding penis
  • Howard talks about Fred's wife being a waitress
  • Gregory Stewart Gordon, the guy who broke into Ronald Reagan's house, talks about his obsession
  • Howard plays tape of Stuttering John interviewing Ivanna Trump
  • Howard talks to Bill the Bouncer who met with President Clinton
  • Captain Janks calls in with a phony phone call to a TV station in California during a fire. A celebrities wife calls in to complain about the call
  • Psychic Friends in Da Hood'' commercial parody
  • An angry black woman calls in to complain about Howard's appearance on ''The Tonight Show''

• The Best Of Stern. 4/25/00.
  Here's what we heard on today's ''Best of Stern'':
  • Mark Harris sings one of his ''Dear President Clinton'' songs
  • ''The Tattle Rehab Clinic'' commercial parody
  • Howard calls Eric Clapton in his hotel room
  • A guy tells Howard his story about sleeping with the nanny he hired to take care of his child
  • Howard talks about a new band and Gary tells him he's a ''wanna be'' because he only likes bands that are ''cool''
  • Howard and Robin talk about Fred and the odd things he does
  • A nutty listener comes in to talk to Howard about werewolves and the Antichrist
  • Mr. T comes in to congratulate Howard about his book ''Miss America''

• The Best Of Stern. 4/26/00.
  Here's what we heard on today's ''Best of Stern'':
  • The Losers perform ''Wipeout'' on the Magic Johnson TV show
  • ''The Roman Polanski Day Care and Dating Service'' commercial parody
  • Howard plays tape of Tom Grooms interviewing a black guy about the Judge Thomas verdict. He and Robin try to interpret what he says
  • Howard gets a date for Crackhead Bob
  • James, a cancer victim with 3 months left to live, comes in for a visit
  • Howard plays a vintage Farting Competition tape. Gary forgets to bleep out the word ''Shit'' and it leads to a discussion about how Gary lies about stuff
  • ''Hank the Angry Dwarf Bear'' commercial parody
  • Tiny Tim comes in and meets ''Swank'' magazine model Alexa Dare
  • Gary gets goofed on by a fan who draws cartoons of him and stands out on the street. Gary also explains his tooth brushing ritual
  • Robin freaks out and threatens to cancel her roller-blading routine in the 1994 pay-per-view special after Howard says he might change the music that she'd be dancing to
  • Howard plays tape of Stuttering John interviewing Paul Schaeffer, Yoko Ono and others

• The Best Of Stern. 4/27/00.
  Here's what we heard on today's ''Best of Stern'':
  • ''Single Yellow Female'' movie parody
  • Howard Stern theme to the Lee Myles commercial music
  • Howard accidentally finds out that Fred is engaged when he asks him when he's going to give Allison a ring
  • A 29 year old listener calls in and tells Fred she wants to go out with him
  • Howard talks to Jay Leno the day after his controversial ''lesbian kiss'' appearance
  • Howard and the crew look through his book ''Miss America'' on the day it was released
  • ''The Noises of Jackie Martling'' commercial parody
  • Howard plays tape of Stuttering John interviewing Larry King
  • Stuttering John tells Howard about getting drunk at a party and spending the night with the sales manager
  • Ian the drunk calls in and rambles on and on about nothing

• The Best Of Stern. 4/28/00.
  Here's what we heard on today's ''Best of Stern'':
  • ''I Bite Lucy'' starring Marv Albert - TV show parody
  • Howard Stern song to the theme of ''Gilligan's Island''
  • Howard goofs on Mike Gange telling him that his ex-girlfriend is dating Ralph
  • Scott the Engineer talks about how he was goofed on out in Los Angeles
  • Dan the intern tells Howard his story about getting a locked jaw after yawning
  • Howard plays tape of Stuttering John interviewing Sid Caesar
  • Stripper Alexa Dare tells Howard about spending the night with Jerry Springer
  • Howard interviews Jean Claude Van Damme
  • A nutty woman (later known to us as Croy) calls in and tells Howard that Donald Trump's wedding was a fake
  • Howard decides to send out homophobic Scott DePace to pick up some gay magazines
  • Howard talks to Ian the Drunk for the first time.