For The Week Of 12/25/2000 to 12/29/2000

• The Best Of Stern. 12/25/00.
  Some areas didn't have any Best of Stern today so there won't be any info available.

• The Best Of Stern. 12/26/00.
  Here's what we heard on today's Best of Stern:
  • 6:00 Stone temple pilots perform "Interstate Love Song"
  • 6:05 Fred’s bachelor party is discussed the Monday after it took place
  • 8:30 Howard discusses Allison’s (Fred’s wife) call from yesterday when the gang detailed Fred’s bachelor party. He noticed how she had changed from this nice, shy girl with a quiet sweet voice to a domineering loud mouth. Howard talks about how all women change as soon as you marry them and how he warned every guy on the show not to get married because they would change like Allison did. Jackie joked that "they take drugs walking down the aisle" and Howard said you're right! Fred tries to argue in his wife's defense to no avail.
  • 8:45 Before playing Allison’s phone call from yesterday, Howard plays a listener’s phony phone call to Mother Angelica. He asks her if Howard Stern turns you on and she calls him sick and says that when he dies he will go straight to hell.

Special thanks to Cartman for the update. If you have more details, please e-mail them to me at marksfriggin.com@gmail.com

• The Best Of Stern. 12/27/00.
  Here's what we heard on today's Best of Stern:
  • Old Black Joe comes in to talk about his problems with his Swedish white wife that he broke up with.
  • Scott Baio comes in, talk about hisrelationships with Erin Moran [aka Joanie Cunningham from Happy Days], Pam Anderson, Nicole Eggert, Nicolette Sheridan, Heather Locklear. Talks about Travolta, Dick Van Dyke, Ed Ames. Promotes series Diagnosis Murder. Then
  • Scott's friends Steve & Tammy come in to talk about Scott. Tammy takes her top off for Stern.
  • Dave the wheelchaired victim & his girlfriend Susan come in. Dave talks about how he got in a wheelchair & how he met Susan. Also shares his handicap stories.
  • Stern & the gang talk about preparation of Fred's 2nd bachelor party in regards to who's attending. Also discusses 1st bachelor party. Dominic Barbara & some guy named Stan calls in, then Stern's mom calls in. She gives her opinion on the preparation of 2nd bachelor party. Also she discusses her marriage with Stern. Stern says that the way his mom sounds like on the radio is the way she is in real life.
  • Nancy the receptionist comes in, she has arguement with a female hispanic caller on the phone about interacial relationships.
  • Jim Carrey comes in, talks about his "Living Color" days, Ace Ventura, Mask. Discusses tabloid stories & Lauren Holly.
  • Stern plays phony phone call of Gary calling fan that asked Stern to be at his wedding.
  • A caller named Vicki from New Hampshere calls to discuss her 1st recent lesbian experience.
  • Howard and Gary argue over who is more musically inclined.
  • Near the end of a Friday show Howard brings in one of his interns, Shawn. Shawn is 21 and a virgin, and he's been dating his girlfriend for 5 years. The two of them are having trouble having sex and have never actually completed the act in all the time they've been dating. Howard, with the help of a blow up doll and a vibrator, gives Shawn some advice.
  • The following Monday, Howard gets Shawn's girlfriend on the phone to discuss the problem with her and again offer some possible solutions that include cocktails and a stay in the Four Seasons Hotel.

  Special thanks to Jeff, and all the others who sent in info for today's update.

• The Best Of Stern. 12/28/00.
  Here's what we heard on today's Best of Stern:
  • Stuttering John's anti-drinking promo
  • Cindy Lauper singing Time After Time
  • Howard plays Ponce De La Phone's phony phone calls of Ponce calling some psychic show. Ponce first calls in as ''Hector'' & talks about his stepfather molesting him, then his quote/unquote ''stepfather'' joins in the conversation [which was really that hispanic guy who did the impersonation of Quivers' father]. Then the 2nd call that Ponce made to that same psychic show, he called in under the name ''Heywould Youblowme''. He played clips of Howard talking dirty & the host got wise & cut him off.
  • Howard & the gang discuss about Gary wearing the same clothes more than once. Then Howard argues with Gary & Stuttering John about the Barbara Bush interview tape not being finished for him to play yet. Howard says that a new Stuttering intern will replace John soon. They played what was supposed to be the Bush interview, but turned out to be someone else saying that she was her. Then they played the real Bush interview, however all you heard was her security pushing & shoving John. Finally they played an interview with some woman who supposedly had only 3 teeth.
  • Imus' former intern David comes in, talks about horror stories of working with Imus. Plus a caller on the phone talks about his horror story of working with Imus.
  • Madonna's sister Paula calls in to talk about her sister. They question as to whether or not if she's really Madonna's sister, so they quiz her a little bit to find out. After that, Robin did some news until Gary came in to say that Madonna's people called in to say that Paula's not Madonna's sister. So they got Paula back on the phone to tell her this & she denies the accusations that they made on her. Then Tom Chiusano comes in to say that Madonna's people might be lying after all, so Howard schedules Paula to come in the next time with proof.
  • Geraldo Rivera comes in, talks about his busy schedule of hosting shows. Mentions about a female German stalker who resembles Margot Kidder [aka Lois Lane from the Superman movies with Christopher Reeve]. Also says he's friends with Kato Kaylin [forgive my misspelling] & says that Kato admits that OJ did do the murders. They took calls, 1 caller claimed that Geraldo used to beat up his wife & Geraldo of course denies it. Also denies using drugs, talks about Jerry Garcia, Cheech from Cheech & Chong. Then they question Robin's date with Christopher Darden.
  • Howard's Mom calls in, she & Howard talks about his Dad telling him [when Howard was a child] on how & what to do things with his life. Also Howard discussed his horrible childhood in school.
  • Howard & the Gang discuss the overdrinking & collapsing of Fred at his bachelor party. They play the recording of Gary calling 911 of Fred collapsing at Scores. Then they discuss the slow process of helping Fred. One of the paramedics called in & claimed that he saw Fred naked at the scene. Then Dominic Barbara calls in to say that Gary handled everything well at the hospital. Throughout the entire conversation, they made fun of Gary with the Gary Puppet.

  Special thanks to Jeff and all of the others who sent in info for today's synopsis.

• The Best Of Stern. 12/29/00.
  Here's what we heard on today's Best of Stern:
  • Hank the Angry Dwarf's Christmas promo
  • Howard's ''Every Homo'' song from Backside Boys
  • Jack LaLanne's Best of Stern promo
  • Lauren & The Fugees call in, they play their remake of Roberta Flack's ''Killing Me Softly''. They talk about false rumors of being racist against whites, then a caller named Kenny accuses them of making racial comments against whites. Then a caller named Shawn claims that he not only heard that they're racist, but also heard that Lauren is a lesbian. Plus 1 final caller also makes the claim that he heard of them being racist.
  • Elephant Boy comes in & they make fun of his appearance & debates as to whether he bathes or not. Elephant Boy mentions the breakup with his former girlfriend from Cleveland. Howard's Mom calls in to complain about his hair looking ridiculous on TV. Howard questions her as to whether her father had a big or small penis. Howard talks about that he wanted braces but she said he didn't need them + his Mom says she hardly ever uses novocaine when going to the dentist. Then a caller says that female wrestling manager Missy Hyatt beat up Elephant Boy in the ring. Elephant Boy says he wants to see a movie in a small private screening room & ended with mentioning that he met a girl recently named Fluffy Baby or Furly Baby [was distracted when the name was mentioned]. They got her husband on the phone saying that he's pissed that his wife is seeing Elephant Boy. So she gets on the phone & says she likes Elephant Boy & she don't get along with her husband.
  • Ian The Drunk calls in & says that Howard was talking about Germans working for Disney. Stern denies & says he was talking about the French working for Disney. Howard asks him what's he drinking, but Ian goes on talking about Madonna dating black guys, talks about Jay Leno. Then Gary & Stuttering John come in & says Ian will talk for hours to himself when he's on hold. Howard offers Ian come on the show & he rejects offer. Ian says that he & John argue a lot on the phone. Then Fred Norris impersonates Ian to Ian on the phone. Ian says Howard sucks up to people like Orlando & Sammy Hagar. Howard talks about his daughter, then Ian & John talk on the phone about kids, Howard, politics, sucking up to Hagar & Orlando. Then Ian's daughter Maria calls in, although she says she's his daughter, Ian denies & says his daughter's name is Lucy. Maria says that she last spoke with her father, was about his grand kids & says he's been in & out of institutions for 4 times now. Ian claims he used to be on a drug called Trihexythenydil? Then they put Ian & a caller in a conversation about Roseanne Barr & then the caller told Ian off & Ian hung up. After that, Howard talks about FCC, then talks about Richard Simmons crying a lot on TV. Says Simmons will call Howard's wife Allison to talk but won't talk to Howard.
  • Howard & the Gang talk about Stuttering John's Liza Minelli interview. Also mentions that Liza thanks Howard on her new album. They play some songs from the album, then they play the interview, but most of it is John getting hassled by security. Then they bring in Wood-Yi to do the weather, but before that Wood-Yi mentions that his daughter Soon-Yi face got pissed on by a dog when she went to tie her shoe. Then they tried to play Liza's record again, but it wouldn't work so they had to get Scott Salem to fix the problem.
  • Howard & the Gang talk about Tom Chiusano rejecting a toll free # that Howard wanted & says that Tom has no intelligence. Tom comes in to defend himself as to why he didn't want Howard's toll free #. Then after he leaves, they make fun of his ''relatives''.
  • Gay Doug comes in & says he has dreams of Stuttering John. Talks about finding out about his gayness at 3 years old with another boy. Doug also says that he works in real estate. Howard asks Scott Einziger to come in to see if he looks good to Doug. After that John comes in & takes his shirt off for him. Then callers call in to bash Doug. Then Doug sits on John's lap & as soon as Doug feels him up, John gets very uncomfortable & ruins the whole bit. A caller calls in & calls John a faggot. As Doug hugs John goodbye, Doug tries to kiss him.

  Special thanks to Jeff, DV and all of the others who helped compile all of the information in today's synopsis.