Slow Adam
A listener who sounds kind of ''slow'' when he talks. He's been on many shows judging women and proving how smart he really is. Howard once brought a stripper into the studio for Adam so he could view his first live, naked woman. Adam elected to have his parents wait in the green room during the experience. Sometimes has Sal the Stockbroker feeding him outrageous lines in his ear that don't quite sound right coming out of his mouth.