Scott ''The Engineer'' Salem
Engineer: ''sad sack'' of the show. Usually smokes like a fiend. Quit smoking in June of '97 but may be smoking again by the time you read this. He's also a bit overweight. Runs his own ''Rock-It Entertainment'' DJ company. Was involved in a very controversial ''push-up challenge''. The gang bet him he couldn't do a certain number of push-ups and gave him the opportunity to prove them wrong on the air. Due to poor officiating and a faulty counter, Scott's apparent victory was put in question but he was given the money anyway out of pity when he admitted that he didn't do it. Revealed that his mother once told him that his whole family has a black cloud that follows them around, which explains his constant bad luck. His office there at SIRIUS has been named the Black Cloud Diner becasue so many people eat and hang out there.