Pat Cooper
High strung, volatile, old school comedian. Pat is a regular guest on the show. He was once mad at Howard for a while after Howard had some guys on the show who claimed to have heard Pat bad mouthing Howard. Some of his famous lines include ''I am a genius of myself'' and ''Who tol' you 'dat?'' Howard has said that Pat is the only person to have an ''open invitation'' to stop by the show whenever he wants. Pat still prefers the appreciation and respect shown by a phone call. Pat returned to the show in 2006 after being absent for a few years.