Mark Harris
Bisexual widower of Martha Raye. Mark perpetually remains on the fringes of show business. After marrying the elderly, infirmed Martha, who had already had a leg amputated, Mark re-engineered her Palm Springs home to include a disco. After her death, her will was contested by her children. Mark is frequently in the company of young European homosexuals and speaks fondly of the German aftershave, Douche Das. He once walked off the show in a huff after refusing to take a lie detector test to prove whether he actually had sex with Martha Ray. After his falling out, Mark went to the press saying that he would write a book exposing Howard entitled ''Public Parts'', but it never came to be. Mark and Howard eventually made up. Mark claims that he is bisexual but Howard thinks otherwise. As a goof, Howard gave Mark the phone number for the head of late night programming at CBS, Vinnie Favale. Mark now annoys Vinnie with his horrible TV show ideas.