John the Stutterer
Not to be confused with Stuttering John. John the Stutterer became a regular guest after winning the chance to have sex with porn star Annie Ander Sinn. He hates Howard's buddy Ralph Cirella with a passion for some unknown reason. Violently shakes and twitches when he stutters, much to the delight of Howard and the crew. Uses the word ''douchebag'' often in his fidgety, body-rocking rants. Has appeared in a porno movie as himself.