Jeff the Drunk Curro
An abrasive sounding, cowboy hat wearing drunk whose ''You skanky ho!'' became famous after a couple of appearances. He was involved in an accident years ago and lost the use of his right arm. He tries to get laid coming on the show. Lost his license in 2006 after getting caught driving drunk not long after his mother passed away. A fan gave Jeff a job at a supermarket in his area where he opens a door for delveries.