Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf (Henry Nasiff)
Hank passed away on September 4, 2001. Here's how we described him before his death... A dwarf who never stops drinking. Came down to visit Howard one day and has been a regular guest ever since. Once blew a .375 on a breathalyzer test while appearing on the show. Voted number 1 on People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful list in May 1998. Once collapsed and went into seizures after not drinking for a short period of time. He recovered and took up drinking once again a few weeks later. Hank is often seen slumped over in a chair with a soda bottle containing his favorite mixed drink in his hand. He's at his best when insulting callers with such vodka-drenched jems as ''Go have sex with your mutha!'' and ''Go have sex with Jesus Christ!'' HankTheDwarf.com