Crazy Alice
Very loud black woman who yells at just about anyone. Despite being black, she hates blacks and calls them ''ni**ers''. She appeared on the show in 2000 and surprisingly, got along with Hank the angry, drunken dwarf. She also made out with fat Benjy. Easily worked up by callers; once told a caller to ''go suck on his mother's nibble.'' She became enemies with Artie Lange in 2006 when he started calling the show frequently again. She and Artie get into huge arguements on air when she calls in when Artie eggs her on.