Big Black
Nerdy black guy. Gets to judge pageants on the show. Has his own web site www.bigblack.com. Very uncool for a black guy. Has strange ridges on the top of his head. Unemployed, leaving him ample time to tape all TV shows mentioning Howard's name and playing them back for Howard on the air. Laces his calls with plugs for his web site, his only apparent source of income.