Beetlejuice the Dwarf (Lester Green)
Black, mentally challenged dwarf with an extremely small head. Brought on the show by a guy who tosses dwarfs to make money at parties. He has become a cult phenomenon on the show. Dresses up in different outfits for his appearances (Don King, Urkel, an Alien for David Duchovny and many others). Claims he has a white wife and a child but he lives with his manager Sean. When asked a question he usually begins his reply with ''Me!?'' and then makes up answers as he goes along. During his ''campaign'' for Senate (2001) he had a unique stand on abortion - It ''makes (him) horny''. JollyDwarf.com