The following was written on April 4, 2007 during a replay of this segment... Howard talked to Robin about going to the premiere for the movie ''Good Will Hunting'' and saw Mariah Carey there just about half naked. Robin said that the dress she was wearing was kind of see through and she obviously wants people to look at her that way. They spent a minute on that before getting back to Donny.
Howard talked to Donny about his life and what he's been up to lately. Robin asked Donny what kind of money he made when he was really big in the business. Donny talked about how he and his family knew the Jackson family and used to hang out with them. He said the families were both very big and he and Michael got along because of that.
Howard and Robin talked to Donny about his own family and found out that he had to get away from them because he needed the freedom from the rest of them. He said that he and his sister are getting back together to do some things.
Howard talked to Donny about some comments he made about Rosie O'Donnell but Donny didn't want to go over that again because he had gotten into some trouble over it. Howard then found out that Donny had once seen his sister naked when he walked into her dressing room while she was changing. She didn't know it at the time but she does now. Donny said he was about 18 at the time.
Howard asked Donny if he and his sister are going to call their show the Donny and Marie show again. Donny said it's kind of funny because his real name is Donny but his sister's real name is Olive so he had suggested calling it the Donny and Olive show. Howard gave Donny a few plugs for the stuff he was there to sell this morning.
Howard asked Donny if he banged a lot of chicks when he was famous before he got married. Donny said he didn't have any women until he did get married. Howard said that's a waste of poon. Donny said he was only 20 when he got married and his wife was a virgin and only 19. Howard said that he must have been going nuts back then. Donny said he did have a lot going on in his head back then but he would just pray to God about that stuff. Howard said he must be conflicted about that stuff. He must have a war going on in his head. Donny said that's not the case. He just abstains from that stuff.
Howard figured Donny must have masturbated a lot back then and even now. Donny said he doesn't do that at all now. Howard said that he must think about wanting other women even now. Donny said that there is an urge there but he doesn't act on it. He said he's never had another woman so Howard figured he'd only seen one vagina. Donny said that he has seen others in magazines but he's only had the one. He said it was difficult being with his wife before they got married because they never had sex before they got married.
Howard said that he'd hate to be Donny's shrink. Donny said that he has been to the shrink and he thinks it's important do go to one. That led to Howard finding out that Donny had never had anal sex. Donny said that he would do it if his wife wanted him to but he really doesn't think that he's missing out on it. Howard also found out that Donny has never had oral sex either so he talked to him about that. Howard said that Donny has had a pathetic life if that's true. Donny said that he's had a great life and his wife treats him very well.
Donny said that he and his wife have tried vibrators and things like that. He said that they are very happy doing the things they do too. Howard said he must think about that stuff all the time even worse than he does. Howard asked him if he wanted to go to Scores with him. Donny said he wasn't interested so Howard told him to wink if he really did want to go. He joked that Donny had winked but said he was just kidding.
Howard played some of Donny's album but couldn't get over the oral sex thing. He said he still can't believe that his wife doesn't do that for him. Even Fred's wife does that for him. Fred said he has to force her to do it though. Howard took a call from a woman who wanted to talk to Donny about the oral thing. She said she would do it for him if his wife won't. Donny said that won't be necessary though. Howard took another call from a guy who said that he heard that Donny had hit on his sister in an elevator one time. Howard told Donny that they had Frank Bank on the show the other day and he claimed that he had banged over 1000 women. That guy played Lumpy on ''Leave it to Beaver'' and he was banging tons of chicks.
Howard told Donny that it was a pleasure seeing him and he really made his day. He then reviewed everything that they had just learned. He went over him seeing his sister naked and how she wasn't shaved. He also talked about how he hadn't had any poon and stuff like that before wrapping up the interview.
|Name 3 continents.||America, Australia, Africa||Close|
|What state is Las Vegas in?||America||Incorrect|
After those questions Howard moved on to the real game. The caller ended up only getting a couple of guesses correct but Howard ended up giving him the watch anyway. After going through the 7 questions with the caller he and the rest of the crew all bet on the remaining questions. Here's how it went
|Question||Caller Says||Homeless Answer||Correct Answer?|
|How many strings are on a guitar?||No||4||Incorrect|
|What fruit fell on Newton's head?||No||Apple||Correct|
|What is Steven Spielberg famous for?||No||Baseball player||Incorrect|
|Who discovered America?||No||Columbus||Correct|
|How many years is one Presidential term?||No||4||Correct|
|Who is the current Mayor of New York City?||Yes||Secretary Haig||Incorrect|
|What is a pedicure?||NA||Tylenol||Incorrect|
|What is Superman's secret identity?||NA||Clark Kent||Correct|
|How many letters are in the alphabet?||NA||24||Incorrect|
|Finish this famous movie title ''Gone with the...''||NA||Wind||Correct|
|What country is north of America?||NA||South America||Incorrect|
|What color person is a Caucasian?||NA||Red||Incorrect|
|When is Halloween?||NA||October 31||Correct|